/jp/ - 2D/Random

just want a friend

know your place loser

i had a friend once but the oat man killed him then threw his corpse in the cellar where the himarats fed on his remains and pooped them all over the place after the oat man left the board unattended now im forced to consume the digested and defecated remnants of henris body as its the only way left for me to feel a connection to him but before long the oat man will be back home for a nice ratting sesh and ill have to eat the carcasses of the dead himarats for sustenance because the oat man took all my food even though he has the power to control oats at will and could give me an infinite supply of oatmeal but he has an exclusive licensing agreement with pepsico and the quaker oats company so im literally forced to slowly and painfully starve to death with only the thoughts of my deceased friend henri to keep me company

sounds like he wasnt a real friend if he just abandoned you like that

>>580980
cool story bro

>>580980
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>580980
horsies like oats someone should make an uma musume board

sample shit

>>580984
horse pussy!

>>580985
glad you enjoyed it coprophile samplewhine

>>580987
back to normbooru

b-back that ass up

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up
Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up
Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up

I had a friend like that it was pretty great but then we started playing different games and I moved away and now it's been a decade since we spoke and he has changed his internet names so I can't stalk him to see what he's up to even his mom stopped posting the occasional picture of him on normbook probably out of shame

that was me

The cute pussy of a girl who plays mmos solo and has a pussy and her pussy is cute and having sex with that pussy.

even your closest “friends” will betray you given enough time