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No. 570905

why do girls drink?

No.570906

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stress from constantly fending off the male gaze

No.570907

empty calories are dangerous be careful

No.570908

they arent empty theyre filled with magical chemicals

No.570909

your brain produces those by itself if you dont break it by depending on fermented grains for the magic chemical

No.570910

my life story is tagged with [mindbreak]

No.570913

preceded by [idiot]

No.570923

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Alcohol make brain feel okay

No.570924

>>570913
why are you being mean to me

No.570925

>>570910
>>570913
the cummy dummy

No.570939

should i rewatch dragon ball kai

No.570944

>>570939
We don't take kindly to shounen watchers around here, norm.

No.570969

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No.570970

im shounen

No.570971

To forget people like me

No.570972

I drink to forget henri

No.570973

dont mention henri or ill start shitting again

No.570978

>>570973
Your threats mean nothing you would do that anyways himaturd.

No.570986

just shit

No.570987

>>570978
my diaper was full so I threw at henri and he got splattered with my feces

No.570988

I got drunk in the hotel at Otakon and henri lifted me UP and fucked my ASS and it was GREAT… My ass was BOLSTERED and i cummed all over myself and my henri it SPARKED my imagination

No.570989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpcoRG4hFGE

Footage of henri protecting us from the ratmen alone for years until he was eventually overtaken by their darkness and driven mad he shouldered that burden and was your friend

No.570990

shit me diaper!
where's henri so he can change me?!

No.570992

>>570988
never gone to a con how is it

No.570999

they call me the royal ratman authority

No.571000

rats, we're rats;we're the rats

No.571008

I was supposed to go on a pilgrimage to Akihabara with Henri as my translator because I never learned Japanese and at night we'd drink together but then the pandemic happened and that future can never happen

No.571009

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>>571008
When I went there the maid girls were giving fliers to everyone but me, including other gaijin. I even walked by them twice.

No.571013

>>571009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.571015

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>>571009
why does my twily have wings? who is that bitch on the right? i never approved any of this

No.571016

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Barneyfag is gonna freak when he sees this thread.

No.571018

go back there

No.571019

>>571015
They made her an alicorn in season 3. That's when I dropped the show and stopped being a brony.

No.571021

>>571009
crying for the uma musume

No.571029

Time to roll out the banhammer.

No.571044

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got trashed last night
aroused 11pm and proceeded to goon, took 200mg caffeine passed out around 3 am for an hour or so woke up and took another 200mg then cummed 3 more times
got up around 7 and made lunch for the day and drove to work and well it was awful

No.571052

bought a 4 pack for 20 dollars yesterday mom made me pay her back for it

No.571053

>>571052
Do you live in Northern Canada in an eskimo village or something?

No.571739

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NOT tonight

No.571748

>>571739
its not fair. let her drink, whats the worst that could happen

No.571759

>>571739
Can you answer my question tomorrow, then?

No.571772

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>>571739
But it's Friday…

No.571782

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why do girls eat?

No.571791

sex with girls who are cute and have pussies and their pussies are cute and I have sex with their pussies.

No.571792

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just got a flippin orgasmic back crack
contorted in 3 directions while applying tension and got 2 middle/lower vertebrae to pop



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