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No. 570905

why do girls drink?

No.570906

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stress from constantly fending off the male gaze

No.570907

empty calories are dangerous be careful

No.570908

they arent empty theyre filled with magical chemicals

No.570909

your brain produces those by itself if you dont break it by depending on fermented grains for the magic chemical

No.570910

my life story is tagged with [mindbreak]

No.570913

preceded by [idiot]

No.570923

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Alcohol make brain feel okay

No.570924

>>570913
why are you being mean to me

No.570925

>>570910
>>570913
the cummy dummy

No.570939

should i rewatch dragon ball kai

No.570944

>>570939
We don't take kindly to shounen watchers around here, norm.

No.570969

File: 1658722232363.png (1.91 MB, 1600x2256, 1e18510643c308b5ac6779ce38….png)


No.570970

im shounen

No.570971

To forget people like me

No.570972

I drink to forget henri

No.570973

dont mention henri or ill start shitting again

No.570978

>>570973
Your threats mean nothing you would do that anyways himaturd.

No.570986

just shit

No.570987

>>570978
my diaper was full so I threw at henri and he got splattered with my feces

No.570988

I got drunk in the hotel at Otakon and henri lifted me UP and fucked my ASS and it was GREAT… My ass was BOLSTERED and i cummed all over myself and my henri it SPARKED my imagination

No.570989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpcoRG4hFGE

Footage of henri protecting us from the ratmen alone for years until he was eventually overtaken by their darkness and driven mad he shouldered that burden and was your friend

No.570990

shit me diaper!
where's henri so he can change me?!

No.570992

>>570988
never gone to a con how is it

No.570999

they call me the royal ratman authority

No.571000

rats, we're rats;we're the rats

No.571008

I was supposed to go on a pilgrimage to Akihabara with Henri as my translator because I never learned Japanese and at night we'd drink together but then the pandemic happened and that future can never happen

No.571009

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>>571008
When I went there the maid girls were giving fliers to everyone but me, including other gaijin. I even walked by them twice.

No.571013

>>571009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.571015

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>>571009
why does my twily have wings? who is that bitch on the right? i never approved any of this

No.571016

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Barneyfag is gonna freak when he sees this thread.

No.571018

go back there

No.571019

>>571015
They made her an alicorn in season 3. That's when I dropped the show and stopped being a brony.

No.571021

>>571009
crying for the uma musume

No.571029

Time to roll out the banhammer.

No.571044

File: 1658809707526.jpg (3.01 MB, 1536x2048, 87431896_p0.jpg)

got trashed last night
aroused 11pm and proceeded to goon, took 200mg caffeine passed out around 3 am for an hour or so woke up and took another 200mg then cummed 3 more times
got up around 7 and made lunch for the day and drove to work and well it was awful

No.571052

bought a 4 pack for 20 dollars yesterday mom made me pay her back for it

No.571053

>>571052
Do you live in Northern Canada in an eskimo village or something?

No.571739

File: 1659700522586.png (836.06 KB, 900x1273, untitled.png)

NOT tonight

No.571748

>>571739
its not fair. let her drink, whats the worst that could happen

No.571759

>>571739
Can you answer my question tomorrow, then?

No.571772

File: 1659721767596.jpg (1.62 MB, 2508x3541, Ewqr9lNVoAAECA9.jpg)

>>571739
But it's Friday…

No.571782

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why do girls eat?

No.571791

sex with girls who are cute and have pussies and their pussies are cute and I have sex with their pussies.

No.571792

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just got a flippin orgasmic back crack
contorted in 3 directions while applying tension and got 2 middle/lower vertebrae to pop

No.574872

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No.574880

>>574872
Could you answer my question?

No.579219

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No.579220

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strong zero ruined japanese women

No.579221


No.579222


No.579223

>>579219
what kind of cafe is open until 5 am

No.579239

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No.579792

aunt tried to get me to do shots told her no

No.579793

love getting harassed by slurring talkative retard alconorms most weeknights

No.579827

urbannorm

No.579840

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No.579841

fucking whore

No.579844

>>579840
kaede… !!

No.579889

>>579841
dont talk about henris fiancé like that

No.579954

if girls are all such sluts then how come im still a virgin

No.580032

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Just realized that Kaede is 10 years younger than Henri…

No.580033

>>580032
soft kaede wife

No.580038

>>579954
They're sluts for Chad only

No.580039

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>>580038
Or other girls.

No.580893

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No.580894

>>580893
Why did you rename that image to "untitled" before posting it?

No.580895


No.580913

alcoholic slug

No.583010

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No.583277

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No.584634

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God, I wish that were me…

No.584636

weird anatomy

No.584639

>>583277
i understood this reference

No.584655

>>584639
no shit its in the filename geneius

No.584656

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>>584655
fuck off

No.584657

whyd you sage

No.586710

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No.586713

>>583010
known feel

No.587467

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No.587468

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No.587470

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.591390

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No.591433

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Con hotel room

No.591614

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>>591390
Literally me. I get carded every time I buy alcohol.

No.591615

>>591433
stinky pussy convention

No.591626

>>591433
STINKY creamy pussies!

No.591664

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No.591705

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3 months dry

No.591832

the diaper girls

No.591835

File: 1685342038479.jpg (1.24 MB, 1332x1600, 100258220_p0.jpg)

crying thinking about how long away summer is and how only then can i break the dry with a nice cold refreshing japanese lager

No.591837

>>591835
She's scary

No.591841

>>591835
that's not how you hold a liter beer stein

No.591848

>>591841
alconorm

No.592518

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No.593163

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No.594205

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No.594235

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went through a withdrawal again it was awful

No.594940

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No.595940

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No.595945

>>595940
twintails no… i thought she was a good girl but shes just another alcoholic…

No.595946

>>595940
i wonder what they're talking about

No.595951

love it when girls drink a lot and they let you grope their pussy

No.595953

>>595946
do you even have to ask at this point? theyre discussing getting flipped by my friend who posted here but then the himarats made the oat man kill him for being a staunch defender of lgbt rights

No.595955

He was your friend. He was a superchad slayer. We made your friend kill himself by bullying him on the internet.

No.595958

>>595957
nice iphone autocorrect retard

No.595966

henri defended trans rights but we failed to defend henri rights it was our job he was relying on us but we let the oat man persecute him we got complacent because we live our lives every day thinking it could never happen to us and now our friend is gone its been more than three years and i still fall asleep crying every night wishing i could tell him one last time how much i appreciated him thinking of all the posts he would have made checking this site every single day in the hopes that maybe it was all a dream and hed be back and posting love lives just like he used to but every day i wake up to the same grim reality that hes never coming back and all the effort ive put i to hoping and praying is just wasted i cant move on from the past the pain of longing for my friend is simply too much to bear all i can do is try my hardest to live one day at a time and without sliding back into being a sobbing miserable wreck but its so strenuous and draining why did it have to happen like this why cant he just come back

No.595967

>>595966
did you miss the thread where he checked out LL and imas english fan twitters and he was apalled at how they were all troons?

No.595968

i read every post he ever made and every thread he ever posted in multiple times dont you ever dare question my henri credentials ever again

No.595970

>>595968
>>595966
>>595953
I'm leaving ota forever because of these sorts of posts. Bye.

No.595971

>>595970
otalass cant stand the henriworshippers she needs all the attention for her self no surprise there though

No.595973

>>595970
this might be the first time a himarat (me) actually made someone leave

No.595974

File: 1692066193147.jpg (1.34 MB, 1650x1036, 81494782_p1.jpg)

kinda strange to think we've been living in a post-henri ota for 3 years now

No.595978

>>595974
legit feels like a year ago to me

No.595979

could definitely see honoka getting loose after a few strong zeros

No.595989

could definitely see honoka getting her pussy loose after a few strong zeros

the ultimate drunken pussy slut

No.596033

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student council members doing hard liquor i wonder why that is

No.596247

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No.596248

a drunk highschool girl hugged me

No.596255

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>>596248
Just the other day I saw some Tiktoks of a ~15-16 cosplay girl vaping and being rather suggestive

It gave me hope that the new generation isn't entirely hall monitors who obey authority. Teen spirit went from the Salty Spitoon to Weeny Hut Jr's.

tiktok.com/@kleedoescoz/video/7245642759107906842

^ Don't click if you don't want China to know.

No.596312

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boys and girls should drink together

No.596313

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>>596312
boys shouldnt impose on the garden of the joshikai

No.596877

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No.596879

>>596877
stupid foids couldnt even get the poses right typical low effort attention whores

No.596938

>>596879
they had the pose right but the cameraman wasnt ready so actually it was a boys fault and now you're blaming it on the girls how PREDICTABLE

No.596939

hate boids they ruin everything

No.596954

>>596938
Yes I hate women

No.596956

women = epic
men = cringe

No.596957

Men are smelly and they pee all over the toilet seat and the floor. Men are the reason why we can't have carpeted bathrooms anymore.

No.596959

>>596957
I sit to pee

No.596971

parents house had a carpeted bathroom when the second bathroom was made with a vinyl floor it amazed me the amount of piss on it and i realised the original toilet had a sponge around it soaking up 25 years of piss

No.597016

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I'm gonna get drunk I have sake

No.597017

>>596959
the sitter

No.598372

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No.598379

>>598372
nice image thanks for posting it

No.598383

Girls who drink all the time have bad hygiene down there, probably because they are too drunk to care or do it properly. Just looking out for my brothers

No.598431

>>598379
You're welcome.

No.598441

>>598372
String args considered harmful.

No.603026

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No.603028

>>598441
String panties considered sexy

No.603039

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>>603028
Saw this and thought of you

No.603040

>>603026
These girls are too cool for me

No.603394

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No.603480

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Sake!

No.603484

File: 1697841214393.jpg (1.58 MB, 2483x1906, 1697833405599.jpg)

>>579220
nonsensical sobriety talk

No.604174

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No.604216

File: 1698765050040.jpg (178.23 KB, 1108x1476, 1698741515316.jpg)

there is female drinking and there is female drinking

No.604236

File: 1698787035269.jpg (708.59 KB, 809x1202, F9xStAXbkAASj-U.jpg)

Need a babysitter like this.

No.607220

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how do I stop getting drunk before my glowing rectangle and reloading the same handful of websites ad infinitum

No.607221

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>>607220
Shutoff the internet

No.607229

>>607220
stop drinking normahol

No.607231

>>607220
Why don't we see iconic art aesthetics like the madomagi one anymore? You can barely tell the current season apart.

No.607245

love shaft

No.607316

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why do girls drink on the job?

No.607357

File: 1702417902722.gif (482.68 KB, 320x180, 1701521102278.gif)

intelligence is a heavy thing to bear and alcohol eases inhibition

No.607358

still an anxious awkward goober when drunk

No.607359

Think I almost came close to flipping a teengirl when drunk she brought me my shirt and another girl cheered her for it

No.607672

File: 1703176306862.jpg (1.01 MB, 3000x4000, untitled.jpg)


No.607686

Love drinking alcohol with twintails

No.607692

love drinking soda with twintails

No.607712

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think i might enter chibi mode

No.607729

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No.607791

disgusting slag

No.607792

entering nekomimi mode

No.607797

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No.607977

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No.608043

File: 1703929648782.jpg (76.54 KB, 850x573, 1703857517538355.jpg)

I got some jagermeister but mainly for medicinal purposes, had a few sips it has 56 botanicals

No.608054

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No.608528

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No.610229

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No.610232

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sopa de esquadrão ário, uma delicia

No.610961

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