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No. 568649

GET A GRIP OTA, STOP POSTING NORM BLOGS, OTAAAAAAAA

No.568651

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No.568652

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No.568676

I went to a shop yesterday and there was a cute girl working there, so I spoke to her and ended up getting her phone number! It's not hard!

No.568677

>>568676
That was the customer service number….

No.568693

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No.568717

`dont be a cel' he says `dont be a norm' he says well what can i be then

No.568718

Being cel flipping sucks flip this

No.568719

>flip this
No.
–women

No.568720

>>568719
Why what makes me so bad

No.568721

>>568720
Maybe we can narrow it down. For starters, how tall are you?

No.568722

>>568721
6 foot,
Jacked.

No.568723

gonna need a pic

No.568724

>>568722
And how many times have you asked a woman out only to be rejected?

No.568731

>>568723
I can't post them anymore the Otamin gets upset last night a guy came up to me and said I look like a comic book character and a few weeks ago a woman at a gas station said I look like an anime character so use your imagination

No.568736

zone tan is streaming

No.568741

>>568724
You don't have to ask a woman out to know you were already rejected.

No.568743

>>568741
Yeah you do. It's a numbers game, bro.

No.568746

I only normblog ironically.

No.568750

>>568743
You really don't. You either have the skills to notice when a woman likes you or not, and thus don't have to ask her out. Or you don't have the skills and even if she does like you then the relationship isn't going to last when she realizes you're retarded.

No.568751

Only needs to last long enough to get some of that pussay you know what I'm saying I ain't trying to make it last long either.

No.568752

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Still can't get over that time when a guy that everyone says looks similar to me except is less muscular and 4 inches taller had a girl approach him to ask him out right in front of me.
He said he considered her too fat so he turned her down but she was just a little plump scene type I would have killed to have a girl like that find me attractive but I'm not 6 foot 4 so I don't get to.
He has a cel tier face big dark brown doe eyes horrible chin and jaw he can't even grow facial hair to cover it but because his legs are a little long he has so many doors open to him. It's so much more potent when you get forcefed a pill in the real rather than reading stories or studies on the computer.

We even have similar demeanors he doesn't have some alpha chad persona or a bunch of friends. He lives with his parents making $12 a hour as a box stacker.
Just be tall.

No.568753

slow down proust you don't really expect me to read all that do you

No.568754

>>568751
That's still only if you don't have the skills to know and are attractive.

No.568755

I have been checking out girls in public lately. Yesterday i looked directly at a girls boobs as she was biking past me for like 5 seconds straight. I also stared down a curvy girl in a tight dress at a gas station for a minute or two, and I have looked at a ton of butts in the past few days. This is the first step to letting women know that you're interested and ready to bang. I don't know what the other steps are but when I figure them out I'll let you know. Hopefully I can hide my autism and fein confidence for long enough to trick someone into taking my virginity.

No.568756

pics

No.568757

>>568755
No this is the first step in being arrested

No.568758

>be american
>look at a girl in public
>get shot and arrested

No.568772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odK2ILGvxaE

I wish I was a Japcel so I could be surrounded by fellow cels who I have things in common with and we can cope with one another instead of being in the normwest where if you're cel in your late 20s you're something like 3% of the population including severely disabled people and are treated like an unworthy subhuman.

No.568775

never had anyone treat me different for being cel but its NOT like i go around telling everyone im virg

No.568776

imagine being a cel just take the wk pill

No.568777

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>>568775
They can tell

No.568778

if they can theyre doing a good job of NOT showing it

No.568779

did you guys know that abortion is legal in north korea and in afghanistan abortion is legal if it will save the mother meanwhile in the 3rd world we have some states where its outright banned just because some dusty book says its bad

No.568780

>>568778
Nah you're just so used to being treated that way you don't realize what it's like to be treated like a respectable adult

No.568782

how is a respectable adult treated

No.568786

>>568775
If they were treating you like you weren't cel, then you wouldn't be cel anymore by now.

No.568787

nah im vol

No.568792

riiiiiiiiiiight

No.568793

paste volcoper

No.568794

volcopter goes soysoysoy

No.568830

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The more my test levels go back up to normal the worse I feel. Perhaps the whole point of being male is to suffer, at least for the low status ones.

No.568835

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read about the sneaker males


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