/jp/ - 2D/Random

guys lets all stop being cel

>>568320
I'm not a hopeless romantic, I get laid quite often and I'm above 30.

How is this 2D/Random?

>>568323
It's random.

>>568321
Even worse you're an escortcel

>>568325
Not really, I can convince women to have sex with me without paying them too.

you must have a decent personality

>>568331
How do you do that teach us

its easy you just

2D/Prostitution

cryptobros getting btfo

>>568336
Just be yourself man

the fact that you are reading this is reason enough to not be yourself as doing the exact opposite is what led you here

myself is a horsey

The only foids nice to me are teens and 45 year olds the rest wish I was killed in the most painful way imaginable

me too except it's either really young girls or married middle aged women what gives

"Don't worry he's a total loser that spends all day on the computer"
Your sister and her friends enter your room without permission.
"We were gonna film some Tiktoks and wanted a guy's opinion on these cosplays"
>Uhhh etooo anoooo
"I bet he has a boner"
"Omg he does that's so gross"
*they leave laughing to themselves*
About 20 minutes later the goth one comes in your room and locks the door behind her.
"Hey I think they were really cruel, but I'm not like that I'm nice.. Do you want to do it?"
She pulls down her and panties lifts her skirt up. You can see stubble from where she shaved.
"Okay now your turn"
…
She turns around and spreads her cheeks with both hands. She's definitely a real girl, she's been at school and hasn't had a shower since this morning. Her panties are stained and she's already wet.
"Help me put it in"
You hold it still while she aims it, she inserts a little and then just sits down full force on your lap. You feel her cheeks land on your stomach. Her pussy is hot, almost like it's burning. She just sits there for a moment, then starts moving back and forth while it's fully inserted, her cheeks rubbing up and down your stomach. The lewd smell is obscene, you never get even close to this hard masturbating.
*knock knock knock*
"Where's Ruri is she in here?"
Ruri tells you it's okay the door is locked, keep going.
You can hear your sister and her friend outside laughing, "I bet they're having sex" and giggling.
You tell Ruri you're about to cum
"It's okay do it whenever you feel like"
You cum inside her and she slows down to a stop. After a moment she sits up, leaking cum and girl slime all over you. Without any cleaning she grabs her panties and pulls them up.
"I'm gonna go tell them I'm okay, we should do this again".

>>568362
Great post!!!

"Hey I think they were really cruel, but I'm not like that I'm nice.. Do you want to do it?"

>>568365
words that have never been uttered from a girls mouth

guys lets all take a moment to appreciate women in science
first up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmy_Noether

I want female affection so bad it's killing me

>>568380
You aren't allowed to feel affection because the bones in your face don't look like the ones that the hot guys on social media have and if you voice the slightest lamentation over this fate then you are behaving like an entitled cel and will be attacked

>>568377
let me know when there's a woman half as prolific as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonhard_Euler or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Friedrich_Gauss

GauB

i like space and stars

>>568384
let me know a time when women dont feel like outcasts in stem

also right here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalind_Franklin

if wymyn still feel like outcasts in stem thats on them given that you can get accepted to a top 20 phd program with nothing on your application but a degree from a liberal arts school and a vagina now

>>568393
dont get how people sympathize with girlsels when you read stories like this. they should have as much disdain as boidsels.

took a pic of myself and look like a jigachad i dont know how maybe its the lighting

>>568396
its definitely one of the biggest femcel baits out there

>>568398
post it

deleted it

love mixing girl slime and my own cum