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Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:27:07 No. 566621

Have you ever considered becoming a hat person?

Hats were widely used historically because they served several purposes. In the cold they keep your head warm. In the heat they keep your head cool. They keep the sun out of your eyes. They can denote certain cultural ties or traits you abide to.
There are a lot of hats to choose from, they can be simple or extravagant and vary greatly in price. You can even make your own hat if you want to add a personal touch. In cartoons there are a lot of characters that have a hat added to them to sum up their persona. They become a hat person.

I just don't know what hat is the hat for me because after you become a hat person you live and breathe your hat it has to come along wherever you go. People will definitely notice and when you are mentioned they will say "that guy with the x hat."

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:27:36 No.566622

hats make you go bald faster

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:27:49 No.566623

*tips fedora*

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:28:51 No.566624

>>566622
No one will know because the hat will keep it covered

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:33:59 No.566627

>>566624
what happens if you enter a church or need to greet a lady? exposed bald spot and bam you're getting laughed at.

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:35:55 No.566629

>>566627
God has forsaken us so we don't enter his houses and we don't interact with ladies

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:53:04 No.566641

im already bald
i wear a straw hat to protect from sun when working
i used to wear a baseball cap but now no longer can be bothered
quite frankly i find them uncomfortable

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:53:35 No.566642

Don't think I have the personality of a hat person

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:55:20 No.566645

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>>566627
Literally where does God say not to wear hats in church

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 03:18:31 No.566658

im becoming a beard person

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 03:22:10 No.566661

>>566658
Gross don't do that when you grow a beard you are announcing that either:
1. You don't care about how you look at all
2. You are a soyboy with a $3500 funko pop collection
3. You are trying to conceal a lack of jaw

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 03:25:17 No.566663

>>566661
im 3)

better to announce that than walk around with no jaw

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 05:05:30 No.566690

>don't do that when you grow a beard you are announcing that either:
>1. You don't care about how you look at all
if I don't care about how I look at all why would I avoid growing a beard

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 06:03:56 No.566699

why do women of all abrahamic religions have to cover their hair when they go to a place of worship like a church or a mosque

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 06:10:29 No.566703

>>566699
Devils are said to dwell in the hair

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 06:30:45 No.566717

>>566699
Never seen that in the churches around here but then again the women around here can't keep their legs closed for every Chad that makes eye contact with them I wouldn't expect them to follow something like that

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 08:53:56 No.566773

did you guys know motorola is an american company always thought it was japanese mindblowing right

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 09:33:25 No.566775

>>566773
it has an l in the name

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 09:49:05 No.566776

funny

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 09:58:37 No.566777

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>>566621
>I just don't know what hat is the hat for me

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 09:58:43 No.566778

motorolla at its core is an israeli company

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 12:17:17 No.566795

>>566621
your post made me think

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 16:35:24 No.566848

I am a hat guy but i discovered if i get frequent haircuts I don't have the urge to wear a hat

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 16:43:34 No.566849

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>>566848
What kind of hat

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 21:23:29 No.566974

I wear a bucket hat 247

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 23:03:39 No.567032

I have! I have considered becoming a hat person!
But I don't know… I actually don't like hats that much and any hat that I do think looks kinda nice you don't really see people wear normally. People only wear baseball caps.

I would like a big strawhat to keep the sun off my face. Since I don't wear my suncreen daily like I'm supposed to. The was a man selling them on the highway but I was too anxious to buy

Anonymous 05/23/22 (Mon) 19:57:06 No.567085

Head gets sweaty when I wear hats.

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 17:09:25 No.591434

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Raise your social status by becoming a failed musician type. Dumb and overtly confident: a combination no girl is able to resist.

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 17:36:56 No.591435

>>591434
sigh kita breaks all the girls hearts shes so dashing

Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:22:21 No.591449