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No. 559998

hello ladies my mom will be here to pick me up in a minute would you like to see my computer and my containers of urine

No.559999

dad told me not to talk to strangers

No.560000

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No.560002

never spoken to a foid besides mom even once didnt even realize it until i was thinking about it a few days ago but i cant remember a single time i even spoke to one even though i went to school with them for years and years

No.560003

>>560002
You aren't missing anything

No.560010

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*shows them my Retroarch setup running on my phone*

Hello ladies what do you think of game localizations?

I can't believe they would ruin the game with localizations like this, not funny didn't laugh + I bet they said something really important in Japanese.

(I know ota is full of non-native English speakers, if you're confused they mean "tacky")

No.560012

just purchased a retrotink 5x

No.560013

>>560012
Nice, we've got a real deal retro gamer in here.
I have the 2X-Pro.

No.560014

what do you use it for im gonno use it to play my ps2 and wii on my 1440p monitor

No.560015

just use your laptop dont understand why people buy specific use gadgets instead of general purpose computers

No.560016

dont have a laptop except the really old hand me down from dad i used to browse the web mostly before i built my pc might get a nice rog zephyrus g14 with a ryzen 6900hs and rx 6800s if theyre actually available to buy anywhere

No.560017

love surfing ota on my laptop at starbs

No.560018

i simply browse on my iphone if im out

No.560019

same

Sent from my iPhone

No.560020

>>560014
I use it for snes, sega saturn, ps2, and gamecube.
>>560015
I like playing on consoles because it makes me feel like I'm in the 90s/early 00s again.

No.560024

literally never owned a console

No.560026

>>560024
Die teen

No.560027

this is the teenzone

No.560028

>>560026
i was born in the 80s
we always had actual computers with real games on them

No.560029

dae le 80s

No.560032

>>560028
Did you play jazz jackrabbit

No.560033

dad never got me a console until after the other kids already grew out of games so i spent my time obsessed with games when other kids had already normed out of it

No.560034

die norms you wouldnt last a second in my world

No.560035

whats your world like

No.560037

>>560035
I squirt poo all over the floor and roll around in it while sobbing and laughing

No.560038

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Hate when I have to initiate contact with a foid for some reason because I know she groans internally when the first assumption in her head is this cel is going to try and force a conversation with me when in reality I'm just wanting to know when she'll be done with something or I need her to move the Hell out of the way

No.560039

>>560038
cringe text with cringe picture
congrats

No.560040

I will take the left one.

No.560041

>>560040
You'll take nothing, and you'll be happy.

No.560043

>>560038
why are her legs so tanned

No.560045

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had a dream otamin protected me from a bully

No.560047

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>>560045
The Otamin deletes the exceptionally mean posts I receive from the idolbullies

No.560048

idol board raider scum

No.560049

>>560043
She likes to spread her pussy in the sun

No.560051

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>>560038
>in reality I'm just wanting to know when she'll be done with something or I need her to move the Hell out of the way

really now

No.560054

somethings wrong with hima

No.560055

it's more than just one thing

No.560056

>>560051
Where can I buy this sleeping spray?

No.560058

>>560055
that board ain't right

No.560059

So long as we have the alliance we are unbeatable

No.560060

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>>560059
In case anyone is confused they meant the alliance with the pink board

No.560061

The ota-hima alliance is the strongest and most fruitful alliance of any two online entities in the history of the Internet.

No.560062

sleep sprayed my sister

No.560063

mom wiped and powdered me

No.560064

>>560063
You don't have to tell us that every time she does it.

No.560066

>>560039
you're cringe

No.560069

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wonder how the norms do norm things all the time without messing them up blows my mind thinking about it

No.560070

It's like walking or breathing to them. They don't even think about it and it comes naturally.

No.560072

love chatting with my female coworkers racing at the track lifting at the gym chilling with my friends and most of all telling my friends all about how im a cel and NOT a norm at himasugi dot blog and ota dash ch dot com

No.560073

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>>560072
If you're going to call me a norm you could at least give me a gf so I can actually enjoy the norm perks instead of only the bad parts

No.582658

Thighs of girls

No.582688

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No.633173

smooth operator

No.633175

sigh miss the good ol days when he larped as a cel

No.633187

If a woman sees a man wearing a low status outfit like a burger king uniform, she actually sees him as less attractive. This may sound like stating the obvious but as a man, it deserves reflection because it's fundamentally different from how your own attraction works: you only care that the pussy is young and ripe, and it doesn't matter if it's dressed up in a burger king uniform or a girlboss one.

Some other facts:
1: wearing an expensive watch makes you more attractive
2: wearing a suit makes you more attractive
3: paying for dinner makes you more attractive
4: being generous to a girl but not nice to other girls (her competitors) makes you more attractive
5: just having attractive women around you that seem interested in you makes you more attractive, but ESPECIALLY if you are not physically attractive yourself
6. being older, but not too much older, makes you more attractive
7. cradling a baby makes you more attractive

No.633192

>>633187
Thanks for the tips dude. Got any for how I should neg girls who show interest in me? Just calling them ugly hasn't got me sex yet.

No.633193

I feel like I am so average looking I probably have no sex appeal whatsoever.

No.633194

>>633187
Don't forget being short is very unattractive. Many men continue to make that mistake

No.633195

>>633187
sigh know all of that but it doesn't help because wearing a suit everywhere isn't viable, I don't have any babies to cradle, I don't have any women around me to make me look more attractive, I don't have any women to pay for dinner, and I don't have any women to be generous to (kinda disagree with this one tho)
also disagree with the watch, I mean, maybe but even when it's noticed, it's negligible and not worth it. Women value accessories like earrings and tattoos nowadays, yes all of them

No.633201

>>633187
seems like mostly a bunch of redpill gimmick nonsense when all that matters is the looks and status
if you dont have one then you have to put all the chips in the other like if you have autism then youll never have status so go all in on looks and if youre excessively short then put all you can on status

i still dress like an edgy teen and havent worn a watch in years nor held a baby and i just made owgirl watch me eat 11lbs of chinkslop and fell into a food coma then came to and woke her up to flip her then let her go back to sleep

No.633205


No.633207

a suit lol
i dont even own a pair of jeans

No.633210

>>633201
All of that is based on research, not redpill blogging. I'm sure your sample of 1 is a more likely representation of the truth of things though.

No.633211

erm what the sigma

No.633212

research a cock up your arse

No.633214

While you're researching where to buy the most realistic baby dolls to walk around with henri is out there crushing pussies

No.633216

pussy crush saga

No.633219

henri was FUCKING KILLED by the oat man

No.633222

henri was CRUSHED by the otamin in the dohyo

No.633223

i think i saw that episode of sanctuary

No.633225




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