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Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 22:26:44 No. 559998

hello ladies my mom will be here to pick me up in a minute would you like to see my computer and my containers of urine

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 22:32:52 No.559999

dad told me not to talk to strangers

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 22:40:32 No.560000

File: 1645051232327.jpg (142.16 KB, 1280x720, foid danger.jpg)

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 22:43:49 No.560002

never spoken to a foid besides mom even once didnt even realize it until i was thinking about it a few days ago but i cant remember a single time i even spoke to one even though i went to school with them for years and years

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 22:53:48 No.560003

>>560002
You aren't missing anything

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 00:38:07 No.560010

File: 1645058286914.png (2.36 MB, 1440x1080, 2022-02-16-192016_1920x108….png)

*shows them my Retroarch setup running on my phone*

Hello ladies what do you think of game localizations?

I can't believe they would ruin the game with localizations like this, not funny didn't laugh + I bet they said something really important in Japanese.

(I know ota is full of non-native English speakers, if you're confused they mean "tacky")

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:20:58 No.560012

just purchased a retrotink 5x

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:41:44 No.560013

>>560012
Nice, we've got a real deal retro gamer in here.
I have the 2X-Pro.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:47:03 No.560014

what do you use it for im gonno use it to play my ps2 and wii on my 1440p monitor

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:47:06 No.560015

just use your laptop dont understand why people buy specific use gadgets instead of general purpose computers

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:49:45 No.560016

dont have a laptop except the really old hand me down from dad i used to browse the web mostly before i built my pc might get a nice rog zephyrus g14 with a ryzen 6900hs and rx 6800s if theyre actually available to buy anywhere

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:52:35 No.560017

love surfing ota on my laptop at starbs

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:53:39 No.560018

i simply browse on my iphone if im out

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 01:54:54 No.560019

same

Sent from my iPhone

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 02:47:49 No.560020

>>560014
I use it for snes, sega saturn, ps2, and gamecube.
>>560015
I like playing on consoles because it makes me feel like I'm in the 90s/early 00s again.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 03:09:14 No.560024

literally never owned a console

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 03:27:52 No.560026

>>560024
Die teen

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 03:30:48 No.560027

this is the teenzone

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 03:37:27 No.560028

>>560026
i was born in the 80s
we always had actual computers with real games on them

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 03:41:33 No.560029

dae le 80s

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 04:00:45 No.560032

>>560028
Did you play jazz jackrabbit

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 04:06:43 No.560033

dad never got me a console until after the other kids already grew out of games so i spent my time obsessed with games when other kids had already normed out of it

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 04:09:13 No.560034

die norms you wouldnt last a second in my world

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 04:15:27 No.560035

whats your world like

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 05:55:51 No.560037

>>560035
I squirt poo all over the floor and roll around in it while sobbing and laughing

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 06:21:03 No.560038

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Hate when I have to initiate contact with a foid for some reason because I know she groans internally when the first assumption in her head is this cel is going to try and force a conversation with me when in reality I'm just wanting to know when she'll be done with something or I need her to move the Hell out of the way

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 07:05:36 No.560039

>>560038
cringe text with cringe picture
congrats

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 07:09:14 No.560040

I will take the left one.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 08:25:32 No.560041

>>560040
You'll take nothing, and you'll be happy.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 08:46:28 No.560043

>>560038
why are her legs so tanned

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 13:24:48 No.560045

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had a dream otamin protected me from a bully

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 13:37:17 No.560047

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>>560045
The Otamin deletes the exceptionally mean posts I receive from the idolbullies

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 14:09:15 No.560048

idol board raider scum

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 14:20:12 No.560049

>>560043
She likes to spread her pussy in the sun

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 15:16:57 No.560051

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>>560038
>in reality I'm just wanting to know when she'll be done with something or I need her to move the Hell out of the way

really now

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 17:34:03 No.560054

somethings wrong with hima

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 18:06:33 No.560055

it's more than just one thing

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 18:12:49 No.560056

>>560051
Where can I buy this sleeping spray?

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 18:34:38 No.560058

>>560055
that board ain't right

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 19:05:24 No.560059

So long as we have the alliance we are unbeatable

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 19:08:18 No.560060

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>>560059
In case anyone is confused they meant the alliance with the pink board

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 19:26:48 No.560061

The ota-hima alliance is the strongest and most fruitful alliance of any two online entities in the history of the Internet.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 19:29:57 No.560062

sleep sprayed my sister

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 20:12:50 No.560063

mom wiped and powdered me

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 20:45:36 No.560064

>>560063
You don't have to tell us that every time she does it.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 21:33:27 No.560066

>>560039
you're cringe

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 22:28:17 No.560069

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wonder how the norms do norm things all the time without messing them up blows my mind thinking about it

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 22:30:26 No.560070

It's like walking or breathing to them. They don't even think about it and it comes naturally.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 22:49:49 No.560072

love chatting with my female coworkers racing at the track lifting at the gym chilling with my friends and most of all telling my friends all about how im a cel and NOT a norm at himasugi dot blog and ota dash ch dot com

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 23:05:10 No.560073

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>>560072
If you're going to call me a norm you could at least give me a gf so I can actually enjoy the norm perks instead of only the bad parts

Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun) 10:16:14 No.582658

Thighs of girls

Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun) 16:46:25 No.582688

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:56:52 No.633173

smooth operator

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:53:51 No.633175

sigh miss the good ol days when he larped as a cel

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:04:24 No.633187

If a woman sees a man wearing a low status outfit like a burger king uniform, she actually sees him as less attractive. This may sound like stating the obvious but as a man, it deserves reflection because it's fundamentally different from how your own attraction works: you only care that the pussy is young and ripe, and it doesn't matter if it's dressed up in a burger king uniform or a girlboss one.

Some other facts:
1: wearing an expensive watch makes you more attractive
2: wearing a suit makes you more attractive
3: paying for dinner makes you more attractive
4: being generous to a girl but not nice to other girls (her competitors) makes you more attractive
5: just having attractive women around you that seem interested in you makes you more attractive, but ESPECIALLY if you are not physically attractive yourself
6. being older, but not too much older, makes you more attractive
7. cradling a baby makes you more attractive

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:23:22 No.633192

>>633187
Thanks for the tips dude. Got any for how I should neg girls who show interest in me? Just calling them ugly hasn't got me sex yet.

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:25:30 No.633193

I feel like I am so average looking I probably have no sex appeal whatsoever.

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:37:02 No.633194

>>633187
Don't forget being short is very unattractive. Many men continue to make that mistake

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:42:42 No.633195

>>633187
sigh know all of that but it doesn't help because wearing a suit everywhere isn't viable, I don't have any babies to cradle, I don't have any women around me to make me look more attractive, I don't have any women to pay for dinner, and I don't have any women to be generous to (kinda disagree with this one tho)
also disagree with the watch, I mean, maybe but even when it's noticed, it's negligible and not worth it. Women value accessories like earrings and tattoos nowadays, yes all of them

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 04:23:34 No.633201

>>633187
seems like mostly a bunch of redpill gimmick nonsense when all that matters is the looks and status
if you dont have one then you have to put all the chips in the other like if you have autism then youll never have status so go all in on looks and if youre excessively short then put all you can on status

i still dress like an edgy teen and havent worn a watch in years nor held a baby and i just made owgirl watch me eat 11lbs of chinkslop and fell into a food coma then came to and woke her up to flip her then let her go back to sleep

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 05:46:11 No.633205

>>633201
norm

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 07:49:18 No.633207

a suit lol
i dont even own a pair of jeans

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 09:50:39 No.633210

>>633201
All of that is based on research, not redpill blogging. I'm sure your sample of 1 is a more likely representation of the truth of things though.

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 10:01:16 No.633211

erm what the sigma

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 10:03:15 No.633212

research a cock up your arse

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 11:57:53 No.633214

While you're researching where to buy the most realistic baby dolls to walk around with henri is out there crushing pussies