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Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 02:19:26 No.558383

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someone actually asked my boss if i was autistic

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 02:34:17 No.558384

>>558383
tard boy

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 02:44:44 No.558385

hate when the stores token tard lumbers over and starts bagging my groceries

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 03:00:16 No.558386

store was crowded today but when got to the self checkout there was almost nobody there

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 03:09:36 No.558387

I go to drug stores and supermarkets that have self-checkout machines. I never use them, and I shout out to the people who do, ``If you use those machines, you're putting Americans out of work.''

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 04:38:32 No.558392

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Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 05:32:33 No.558397

A guy will sometimes mention illness and look at me or ask me what I think and I say I don't know but then one time he asked why don't I ever wear my favorite color and I asked him how did he remember that and he said because you're my friend aren't you my friend and I said stop but when I laid in bed that night I thought about it and teared up

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 05:37:47 No.558400

dont really understand the concept of a friend

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 05:43:01 No.558401

he was our friend

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 05:47:46 No.558402

>>558392
I just laughed so hard at this, I choked on my drink.

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 11:15:55 No.558411

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Why is it that autismos and geniuses get along so well? Does the intelligence bell curve have something to do with it?

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 14:35:46 No.558413

/jp/ - misunderstood geniuses

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 16:21:51 No.558420

>>558411
This series had better end with tomoko and ucchi getting married

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 16:38:02 No.558423

to me she's mokkochi

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 17:21:37 No.558425

>>558411
most geniuses are autismoes

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 19:32:29 No.558430

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love that tomoko got friends

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 19:33:15 No.558431

wish i was autismoe but im just autistard

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:02:27 No.558432

the barnes and noble next to me supposedly has a wide selection of manga should i go

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:11:58 No.558433

>>558432
Yeah go hit on a teen weeb manga reading gf

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:13:55 No.558434

>>558432
When did barnes and noble not have a wide selection of manga?

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:18:37 No.558435

last time i was at b&n some teenbro helped me find the manga i was looking for

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:20:16 No.558437

>>558430
I'm so happy for her and glad with how the manga has progressed though I'm like 10 chapters behind maybe todays a good day to catch up

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:47:58 No.558439

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>>558434
going based off this review
"surprisingly huge selection of manga. Largest I've seen at any bookstore"

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:58:30 No.558442

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Autism is my superpower

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 21:09:17 No.558444

bacon pepperjack dogs are in the oven

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 21:17:07 No.558446

are they ever gonna be out of the oven?

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 22:08:07 No.558449

They must be burnt to cinders by now

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 23:24:05 No.558451

nice bacon cinderblock dogs

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 23:59:33 No.558452

>>558446
They will when the easily amused newteen finds other generic himaposts to obsess over.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 00:21:22 No.558453

feels like ota used to be the king of the jpverse but now hima rules from the shadows

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 00:34:36 No.558454

never actually seen this hima site, I'm pretty sure it's just another made up thing like mindota

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 00:36:12 No.558455

>>558453
What shadows they openly laugh at us and talk about how they wreak havoc on ota.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 00:39:45 No.558456

gonna crack some blogs and watch a movie with mom

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 00:41:29 No.558457

>>558455
I’m NOT wreaking havoc I simply post here. People on hima would tell me to go back here.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 00:48:32 No.558458

oy vey

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 01:25:49 No.558459

We have the alliance

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 01:34:45 No.558460

>>558454
mindota is real I visit it in my dreams almost every night. Hima is just a discord spinoff

Anonymous 01/28/22 (Fri) 06:06:42 No.558778

I screwed up ota I thought I could trust them but I forgot that at the end of the day they're still just norms.

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 14:30:11 No.570135

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Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 15:16:39 No.570136

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it's almost like a really bad strong smell you can't ever get rid of

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 16:06:03 No.570137

>>570135
Thanks for posting

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 19:05:06 No.570141

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like anime girls because they're spergs just like me

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 00:54:18 No.570173

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>Females can't be autis-

https://youtu.be/YkBhoQugi10

(Check her D&D group video on the channel for some true femcels)

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 01:09:06 No.570174

are mobileteens unable to see full size images or something

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 02:45:49 No.570182

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>>570173
They are not I know this because I would court any one of those fine young ladies.

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 05:20:51 No.570189

>>570173
Ah yeah, teeth whitened, hair and makeup done carefully, video meticulously edited, a true autistic specimen.

>femcels
You are really detaching yourself from reality.

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 05:43:45 No.570192

>>570189
Ummm… I always make sure to brush my teeth, take a shower, put on some nice cute clothes, and tidy my hair before posting on /ota/, and I hope you do the same.

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 06:39:42 No.570193

>>570192
Bend over old man

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 14:51:00 No.570206

>>570192
fag

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 20:15:54 No.570215

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Why is talking to strangers so difficult

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 21:01:56 No.570217

>>570215
It's not, you're just retarded.

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 21:14:02 No.570218

>>570217
How can I fix it

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 21:19:54 No.570219

no curing the tism

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 05:51:05 No.570243

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A norm asked me if I listen to that Japanese anime music

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 06:12:52 No.570244

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>>570243
my cousin saw this album cover on my phone and said theyre sexy

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 06:23:18 No.570245

>>570244
Report him

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 09:45:04 No.570251

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Why was I born outside of the capital of Autism.

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 09:58:47 No.570252

>>570251
crying

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 14:13:07 No.570269

>>570251
The autism is overstated
They're still norms just less norm than the norms here

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 19:41:42 No.570279

the capital of autism is somewhere on the internet NOT in meatspace

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 21:49:47 No.570280

i stopped obsessing over privacy i dont know if its because im getting older and realizing its simply not worth it but i still take some precautions but normally i now rely on using google (this is the biggest change its just a great search engine i like it alot) and from time to time visit the main youtube site instead of watching videos via proxy or just not through a browser my phone is fairly degoogled but at some point when i become a professional i might get the google store installed for now the only issues i get is that i have to rely on using apps like uber on the browser since the apps require google store to be installed im also using twitter which is great i enjoy being connected to the world i think i enjoy the balance i am at right now

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 21:54:31 No.570282

btw did i tell you i use twitter make sure to like & subscribe mash those updoots to the left check out my patreon if you like my posts you can catch me on ko-fi too and my paypal and btc address is in the description

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 21:59:10 No.570284

what about your honor

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 22:02:46 No.570285

its either honor or happiness i chose one over the other

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 22:06:05 No.570286

like ugh hate when my uber drive tries to like talk to me like know your place lol last time the driver just would not shut up so i poured the rest of my starbucks on the seat when i left

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 22:22:28 No.570289

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im going to end up killing myself in prison 10 years from now because im too lazy and stupid to protect my online privacy
fuck this gay earth and fuck all of these stupid rules that everyone else decided that i must follow

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 22:25:12 No.570290

how the fuck is unwanted tracking real nigga just unplug the router like nigga nobody forced you to buy a smartphone

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 02:23:18 No.570322

i never wanted it and i never forced you upon it

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 04:20:13 No.570338

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>>570289
>>570290
>Headless Linux From Sratch host OS with minimal packages, all actual computing is done in QEMU virtual machines with GPU passthrough
>Full disk encryption with LUKS
>Own a modem and router running OpenWRT (Linux)
>No-logs VPN
>Tor by default, make exceptions for things that block it
>Change IP address frequently
>Firefox with a custom Arkenfox user.js, and uMatrix set by default to block all network traffic not from current domain, all javascript, and all cookies.
>Random network noise to obfuscate traffic and prevent timing attacks
>Intel ME circumvented
>USB ports disabled except for whitelist of product and vendor IDs

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 04:38:05 No.570340

>>570338
>5000 man hours to learn this
>why

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 05:49:49 No.570342

crying mathbyfives stopped uploading

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 05:56:47 No.570343

that freak reminded me i also have a hosts file with a lot of blocked ips so much wasted time

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 06:44:32 No.570345

>>570338
what about that time you ran an imageboard on your home ip and i could look up your torrent history with all those forced feminization doujins you were downloading

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 07:41:28 No.570348

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>>570340
The world is moving towards centralized control of computing and internet by the combined efforts of corporations and governments who have joined together to create truly Orwellian surveillance states. They use censorship, AI, and propaganda to control what the masses think, and homogenize the collective conscious ("I support the current thing", "Orange man bad"). Breaking the privacy and security of personal computing via corporations and intelligence agencies directly working together is a major goal for them because it allows to identify, prosecute, shame, censor, or otherwise punish any dissenters to whatever the current prevailing "rules" are.

>>570345
Haha bro I'm not gay.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 08:01:37 No.570349

>>570348
Okay. How are you using your privacy to subvert the state and change status quo?

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 08:35:28 No.570350

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>>570349
Never made these claims.

>Then why?

Got mine fuck you. Can't save everyone from the Orwellian dystopia.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 08:42:16 No.570351

if /what/min is such a hardcore christian then why did he run a gay erp site for so long, doesnt that go against his beliefs

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 09:06:00 No.570353

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Churches are now, and have always been, houses of sinners seeking salvation. That is the entire point, and so it has always confounded me that atheists look to Christian 'hypocrisy' as a gotcha. I am no more surprised to see Christians on their third marriage than I would be to find relapsing alcoholics at an AA meeting.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 12:33:23 No.570358

Almost all self proclaimed Christians are norms that don't actually follow anything in the bible they just like talking about Jesus and larping with their friends on Sundays and most don't even go that far

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 12:46:46 No.570359

https://www.scottadamssays.com/information-is-the-cure-for-privacy/

Privacy is cancer.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 13:03:35 No.570360

Cancer is cancer. You seem to be an expert on it, given your lifelong attempt at imitation.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 13:15:23 No.570361

im pretty hardcore about privacy… i even use the website instead of the app when i call my uber…

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 13:25:25 No.570362

Can't imagine having to call some ubernorm and sit in his car as he tries to force conversation and beg for tips as he drives you to the mental clinic

As for me I Drive

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 15:49:32 No.570367

>>570358
Nu-Christianity has become a shibboleth for the Very Online right, in the same token that 'folks', 'violence', or 'uterus havers' are for the Very Online left. Whether by the trappings of religion or inclusivity, meanings become obfuscated through word choices that serve no other purpose than to signal to the reader the author's leanings on social issues.

In going through several months of emails today, I decided I'd had enough of one lad who had taken up what I can only describe as 'ironic Christianity.' I have no desire to read anything written by someone who refers to people as 'my brother in Christ' yet has never even seen a bible in his lifetime.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 15:50:41 No.570368

I'm Norm.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 16:03:38 No.570370

>>570368
whats it like

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 16:05:44 No.570371

its NOT that great trust me

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 16:19:33 No.570372

>>570371
why should I trust you

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 16:25:40 No.570373

>>570372
why bother asking if you dont want to hear the answer

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 17:12:39 No.570375

I'm tall norm.
Let me tell you it's GREAT!

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 17:57:13 No.570376

>>570375
whats great about it

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 19:34:00 No.570381

y'all are just failed norms

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 19:55:49 No.570383

im NOT a failed norm im a successful norm

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 20:19:33 No.570385

>>570376
I get hit by girls and older women.
I got asked out on a date by a girl at work recently and I accepted..

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 20:21:07 No.570386

I got hit on.

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 22:14:45 No.570390

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I'm tall norm too.
I'm as tall as Karin!

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 23:27:55 No.570393

>>570390
protect rina

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 23:33:09 No.570394

>>570375
How tall?

Anonymous 07/17/22 (Sun) 23:53:46 No.570395

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I broke my rule of not going into public on weekends and had a celrage then mom called so I took it out on her dumb bitch