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Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 17:04:21 No. 554725

>Waitress mentions her boyfriend
Well then guess who just lost all hope of getting a tip

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 17:20:57 No.554726

Kek, I do this too

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 17:35:02 No.554727

cringe boidthread

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 18:16:04 No.554729

Females are animals

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 19:06:08 No.554732

BASED

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 19:08:45 No.554734

Do you really still go out to eat with everything going on right now?

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 19:10:45 No.554735

>>554734
What's going on?
The inflation sucks but sometimes mom is too lazy to cook and gives me money to go eat with instead.

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 19:34:37 No.554737

taco bell still has a dollar menu hope they dont change that

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 21:10:35 No.554739

https://www.military.com/defensetech/2011/09/26/the-nypd-has-air-to-air-assets

did you know the nypd is the 7th largest army in the world yup keep dreaming your little toy guns will keep you safe

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 22:02:58 No.554743

>>554739
pussy ass n I g g e R s

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 23:16:44 No.554758

If I’m at a sit down restaurant then I’m with mom and she’s paying never worried about tipping

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 23:39:59 No.554761

I got a pressure cooker now it's like the matrix and I know cooking

Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 23:47:21 No.554763

>>554739
This might be the most sensationalistic ``news'' I've read all year. They start by trying to give you the impression the cops have missiles or some stupid shit and then hide at the very end that they're just talking about a normal fucking rifle, probably semi-automatic at best. Literally anybody with a helicopter and a rifle now has big scary air-to-air capabilities, AND MAYBE THEY AHVE MISSILES THEY'RE GONNA FIRE AT PEOPLE TOO? FIND OUT AT 11. Thanks ``military.com Via Gizmodo and 60 Minutes".

I hate you and I hate the news.

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 00:48:38 No.554766

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 01:16:01 No.554768

Try making a post with 2 pairs of 2 apostrophes genius

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 01:26:11 No.554769

welcome to le ota your exit is on the left

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 02:12:19 No.554770

>>554761
I should get one of those, they sound like fun (or accident lol)

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 02:24:31 No.554771

``Try'‎' making a ``post'‎' with two ``pairs'‎' of two apostrophes, ``genius'‎'.

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 02:30:54 No.554772

should have read the article throughout i simply trusted hasan abi where he said the nypd has surface to air missiles my mistake

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 02:38:54 No.554773

le ‎``‎‎''

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 03:32:45 No.554774

henri had a pussy

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 03:42:59 No.554775

It is an addiction, I crave cock constantly, I’m always looking. Even as a young boy of 9, every time I jacked off, I would fantasize about sucking the older men’s cocks that I saw in the shower room at the public swimming pool. I sucked my first cock in a guys car outside the swimming, in his car. It was everything I thought it would be. Since I was too young to cum, I was surprised when he came in my mouth, but it tasted so good, I swallowed it all. From that day on, I sucked every cock I could.
-henri

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 13:53:07 No.554790

horny henri

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 14:53:05 No.554794

Henri the fag

Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu) 14:57:00 No.554795

hope frenrietta posts for christmas or new years again

Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon) 23:12:41 No.582867

UH-OH
Spaghettios!

Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon) 23:38:16 No.582868

Last time I went out to eat with gran she asked our waitress if she was dating anyone and then told me sorry she tried not sure what the point of embarrassing me like that was when I was nice enough to take her 210lb arse out for her birthday.

Anonymous 01/10/23 (Tue) 00:30:44 No.582874

gran kept pestering me about if i have a gf and calling me handsome

Anonymous 01/10/23 (Tue) 00:40:15 No.582875

grandma is just trying to get you a girlfriend

Anonymous 01/10/23 (Tue) 01:02:12 No.582877

grandmas 75 year old friend lives in my city and they used to meet up but she cant drive anymore so she set me up on dates with her as like a proxy

Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri) 22:00:08 No.593688

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Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri) 22:01:26 No.593689

like pressing the 0% tip button even if its at stupid places like fast food stores

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 00:07:45 No.593699

Do you ever wonder about that you could reach up her skirt of that waitress and be touching that nicegood pussy in seconds before anyone could stop you but then if she liked it then it would be consensual too so let's trying touching that waitress pussy.

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 21:30:50 No.593734

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why cant i just look up waitresses on kiwifarms and weird jp sites to see if they have boyfriends when it works just fine with tubers

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 02:10:40 No.593746

>>593699
most your plan if shes wearing jeans idiot

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 02:19:26 No.593747

I have literally never not even once had a waitress mention a boyfriend.

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 04:43:54 No.593749

most of them cant hold down one cause most restaurant employees are just a commune of drug addicts that are all flipping each other

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 12:28:47 No.593751

>>593747
thats because this never happened.