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No. 554698

How can I fix my life

No.554702

you can't but you can stop hurting those around you

No.554709

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>>554702
The norms drew first blood

No.554713

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No.554714

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>>554713
Fell for this once and ended up weighing 245lbs

No.554715

>>554714
did you carry your weight like a weapon?

No.554764

>>554715
No I carried it like a pregnant woman

No.554765

never gonna be bridal carried

No.554777

cant believe im too dumb to be a mech eng so i have to go purely math

No.554780

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actually going to college

No.554789

live to learn

No.554792

>>554777
went mech eng, my life ended after i graduated and didn't get a job, been 4 years now and i forgot everything i learned
had a dream last night I was taking a test and I couldn't even figure out how to partition a circle to have two sections of 60 degrees i even had a protractor sigh

No.554796

>>554792
You must not be trying very hard I had a job within 3 months of graduating and had a few offers after.

No.554801

>>554777
if you can't even learn mech eng you should just give up on math it's not going to be easier

No.554805


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No.554820

>>554801
dont say that i just have almost zero will to want to understand some physics concepts rather work my way to topo classes which can aid in my passion for 3d modeling

No.554821

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>>554820
>topo classes which can aid in my passion for 3d modeling
lol

No.554827

you cant disrespect me like that

No.554828

you guys so smart, I have no skills at all, I got fired because I couldn't even wash dishes right

No.554829

waiting warmly for the otasmarties to band together and buy the mansion i can wash the dishes and walk the cats

No.554830

You ever get fired because your social anxiety makes you look like a retard

No.554831

>>554829
Okay first of all, cats don't need to get walked and dishwashers are amazing

No.554836

>>554831
And second?

No.554837

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>>554831
please dont bully me otasmarty

No.554838

>>554836
I'm hogging all the cats

No.554839

Gonna walk all of the otacats

No.554841

i already said i would walk the otacats you can come with though

No.554849

i dont want to WALK the otacats i want to BE the otacat

No.554853

Wow, thanks, asshole. I was all prepared for a nice ERP and you just had to post a shitty vtuber pic. Now my boner is gone.

No.554854

crying i cant do anything wright

No.554858

File: 1639186798138.jpg (1.85 MB, 4032x3024, anime cel.jpg)

Anime cels be like

No.554859

cant believe that dumb loser deleted his thread over a few funposts and sorry but your attempt at humor was not worth the effort to repost

No.554862

https://youtu.be/an3DPSEyGWE
How Girls REALLY Want You To Talk To Them

holy flip this must have been made a literal volcel with 18.5 inch biceps that is incapable of viewing women as human

No.554871

>>554862
What a load of cope uhh girls dont like me because I am too polite

No.554874

girls dont like you because you're "polite"

No.554875

Gurls despise otagents because we are too intelligent

No.554876

"intelligent"

No.554878

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Nice guys always finish last why did I have to be born a nice guy

No.554879

"nice"

No.554880

>>554862
Behind the hopeless romantic pandering there are some good takes here. The idea that your interactions are painted by your expectations is very true. You can probably brainwash yourself into expecting positive reactions if you really care, too. Also, the comparison between confidence for men and body weight for women is fitting. Both are measures of your threshold for discomfort.

No.554888

uhhhh as a cel i know more about women then they know about themselves

https://files.catbox.moe/kxya7t.mp4

No.554889

>>554888
Don't click English speaking Asian women and a Chad

No.554890

oog

No.554897

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>>554888
I like the look on her face as he speaks over her. Obviously he needs to learn to be more polite and not interrupt people.

No.554965

otamin spoiler op already it's awful to look at

No.554975

how does i adblock D:

No.572788

epic

No.572790

File: 1661375950752.jpg (216.82 KB, 1280x720, 1432547578501.jpg)

not my le proudest fap



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