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No. 553277

I was walking down the grocery store aisle, and stopped by the spice area for some turmeric, and noticed nutmeg. I rarely, if ever use nutmeg, but I felt this odd twinge of remorse. Not only did its price rival the turmeric I was in the store for, but it was probably less, and even still both the turmeric and the nutmeg was worth a pittance. This stuff used to control the world. Europeans struggled to sail thousands of miles on the rattiest ships to make landfall on the most remote parts of the world to find nutmeg. They were willing to die, conquer, and enslave for it (could you imagine risking death because you wanted to get slightly better tasting food?). The world's first and most powerful corporation in the world was born from it. The English, Portuguese, Dutch, Spanish, French, etc. all competed heavily for it. It motivated the greatest race for empire, and colonialism in human history. It pushed human technology to its breaking point at a time when science and technology were hardly even proper concepts. And now it sits in little vials for less than $5 on a grocery store spice rack. It's like if you passed by Bill Gates on the street, only you found out he was penniless and a heroin addict. It was as if I could feel it scream, "Hear me, I used to be important once, I used to rule the world! I deserve so much more than this pitiful spice rack. I am a King, a God!" But there it sits, forgotten.

No.553278

bruh im not reading all that

No.553279

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As a teen I tried to get high off nutmeg.

It kicked in like 8 hours later, which is apparently normal for nutmeg. My eyes were bloodshot beyond belief. I have never seen someone's eyes as red as mine were.

Other than that I felt a little dizzy and heavy but I wouldn't say good.

1/10 would not recommend, never did it again, I won't even eat nutmeg in eggnog or whatever the fuck people even use it for.

No.553280

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when i was a kid and got home from school i'd always make a hot chocolate drink(milo) in a mug, a white bread roll with margarine heated in the microwave and a small stack of biscuits (cookies), usually plain type and i'd just straight up plop the biscuits in the drink so they became mush and i'd eat the bread then drink most of the drink then eat the mush with the spoon

literally did this into my teens

No.553281

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>>553279
i also did this a couple of times
it did produce some rather strong effects but fucks all your mucosa bad
pretty much just being poisoned with the side effect being delirium
which lingered at some level for days
truly awful

No.553288

>>553277
feeling it

No.553289

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i love cooking and trying new spices.

What spices does ota like to use?
i really like oregano, cumin, chili powder, cayenne, paprika, garlic/onion powder, ginger, coriander, cardamom, turmeric, and cloves

No.553290

>>553289
I buy fresh ginger root and cut up a little for each meal. The other spices are all dried: cumin, coriander, red pepper flakes, black peppercorns. I have paprika but I haven't used it recently because all my dinners have been vegan and I think paprika goes better with meat.

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>>553290
thats cool, I only buy my spices dried since im too lazy to dice them. I like using paprika with chickpeas and tofu i think it goes good there, but ive been vegan for a while so maybe it tastes weird if your used to it on meat

No.553293

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>>553291
oh I didn't consider that. I like making tofu sometimes too. Maybe tonight I will make tofu with paprika. Thanks.

No.553294

I don't cook because I'm not trans.

No.553301

the motivation of all that was just money. nothing stopping you from being a venture capitalist right now

No.553435

Release the Spyce

No.569201

walked to the farmers market bought a pie and 6 dollar blackberries would probably be 2 dollars at the grocery but dont want to drive all the way out there

No.569202

i sucked so much cock it's almost scary how am i still straight

No.569203

i cook with dashi, soy sauce, konbu, mirin, and sesame seed oil EXCLUSIVELY because i'm a WEEABOO and i fucking love JAPAN.

No.569207

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>>553290
I tried dicing ginger recently and its so much better than the powder I wish I had done this sooner. It's like going to diced garlic from garlic powder, which I already refused to use so I'm not sure why I was okay with using powder ginger.

No.569208

ginger is a bitch to peel and chop so i just almost never buy it

No.569227

>>569201
be confident those are good berries

No.569236

got high off nutmeg a few times in my teens
by high i mean mostly a state of sickly delirium

No.569237

considered doing that a few times

No.571261

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shopped

No.571262

>>571261
I guess you do read opening posts when looking for somewhere to drop an epic new post. How about reading replies too?

No.571291

Love shopping for cabbages with twintails

No.571292

I always tie my hair up into twintails before I go shopping for cabbages.

No.571293

>>571261
If I saw a beauty like this while out shopping I would kidnap and take her home immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.571294

>>571293
Would you chain her up in a room and torture her until she dies of infection?

No.571295

>>571294
Why would I want that!?!?! I want to keep her in her best shape healthy and happy!!!

No.571296

>>571295
In your basement?

No.571297

>>571296
I mean…

No.571298

>>571292
Do you want to go cabbage shopping with me?

No.571299


No.571300

okay wrap it up thats enough erping for today

No.571301

We're not erping, we just want to go cabbage shopping together.

No.571302

Gonna make cabbage slaw with my twintail gf and nothing the otabullies can do to stop us

No.576514

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No.576515

>>576514
Could you stop avoiding my question? Whenever we get close to the heart of the matter, you leave the thread.

No.576516

>>576514
Love grocery shopping with twintails

No.576517

>>576515
There's no such thing as “leaving a thread”

No.576518

>>576515
Don't know if I could enjoy mindota if this retard and the turdles were allowed to post their

No.576519

>>576517
Maybe "leave me hanging" or "leave the conversation" would be more accurate. But I don't see what you're getting at, this sort of nitpicking is neither interesting nor useful.

No.576520

>>576518
uhh haha i sure hate all the himaroaches and celturds but NOT my best buddy untitledguy hes basted and NOT one of those people

No.576521

>>576520
buttdevistated

No.576524

look upon my works ye mighty and despair

No.576550

>>576519
>neither interesting nor useful.
Hueueueh Please forgive my rudeness :D :) :| :) Please forgive my rudeness

No.576603

>>576550
You okay?

No.582931

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shopped grocery had a lot of sales in total saved 20 percent

No.582932

why dont you blog about it on hima instead

No.582933

>>582931
Hello madame can i have that box of pocky i reached for it first, and also one extra large box of condoms(small), also are you free after this would you like to see a movie or go to the park?

No.582934

>>582933
Uh that's henri's flipmate

No.582935

You people made Henri leave.

No.582936

>>582934
not anymore…. >:)

No.582978

had a mountain dew for the first time in like 20 years



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