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No. 552674

I had a dream a dream the Chinese Communist Party took over and some agents came into my house.

They didn't ask me to unlock my computer's lock screen (slock), he just shut it down and booted a USB flashdrive and reflashed the BIOS so now my PC was basically a Street Fighter II arcade machine, you couldn't get into the BIOS to boot anything else.

I backed up some stuff on a flash drive beforehand and hid it but it wasn't much.

Later in the dream I found out how to get into the Chinese Ubuntu that I guess was really on it anyway but my dm-crypt/LUKS drives weren't even recognized.

Fuck China I don't know if I will simp for them again for a while.

No.552675

Just use Windows

No.552676

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>>552675
Ummm, that won't stop the Chinese Street Fighter II nazis from reflashing your BIOS…

No.552677

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mental illness

No.552680

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>>552677
What do you dream about? A blank room with an apple? Paint drying?

No.552681

>>552680
He doesn't.

No.552683

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>>552680
anime and idols and horses and stuff

No.552684

whats a good japanese travel site where i can shill travel to colorado this state needs more japs

No.552686

Sneedo

No.552687

>>552684
Admit it you just want to increase your chances of getting a jbw jpgf

No.552692

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No.552693

nah just hate arrogant rich people japs are one of the only humble people left in the developed world

No.552694

They're not humble, stupid weeb. They're just two-faced.

No.552737

if I pledge my loyalty to the ccp will i get a sexy chinese gf

No.552738

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>>552737
No they're actually lacking females right now because they killed most of the newborn ones during the one-child policy era.

No.552743

>>552738
good thing. this means more homosexuality and cute chinese dickgirls

No.552744

>>552738
they don't care, they still will provide foreigners with cgfs and just let the chinese guys starve

No.552747

>>552737
https://foreignpolicy.com/2008/02/15/mao-offered-kissinger-10-million-chinese-women/

Imagine how great it'd be if something like this happened today
Nice traditional chinkgfs for everyone on the spinoffs
Even the white foids would have to better themselves to compete

No.552748

honestly a world without a 7:1 female/male ratio just isn't worth living in

No.552749

>>552748
Nothing would ever get done

No.552750

United States

0-14 years: male 31,374,555/female 30,034,371
15-24 years: male 21,931,368/female 21,006,463
25-54 years: male 64,893,670/female 64,564,565

China


0-14 years: male 129,296,339/female 111,782,427
15-24 years: male 86,129,841/female 73,876,148
25-54 years: male 333,789,731/female 318,711,557

Thank your lucky stars that you aren't Chinese. By the numbers, you were much more likely to have been.

No.552751

>>552750
Not like it matters when I'm still a part of the 329,105 doomcels. If I was Chinese I'd at least be closer to Japan.

No.552756

>>552750
>Thank your lucky stars that you aren't Chinese. By the numbers, you were much more likely to have been.
thats population not birthrate dumbfuck

No.552757

>>552749
fuck off productivitynorm

No.552760

>>552757
Don't you like things like anime and internet

No.552761

>>552756
Can someone explain this post to me? I'm pretty dumb but it's still too dumb for me to parse.

No.552762

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>>552750
cause im proud to be an american

No.552767

>>552761
>Thank your lucky stars that you aren't Chinese. By the numbers, you were much more likely to have been [Chinese]

No.552769

>>552767
china has 1.4 billion people out of 7.7 billion people in the world. your more likely to be not-chinese than chinese

No.552770

>>552769
Strawman

No.552771

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>>552769
You are more likely to be Chinese than [literally any other nationality].

There is more people in China than white people on the entire planet.

No.552772

>>552771
Not everyone in the PRC is Han Chinese. Retard.

No.552774

>>552771
you are more likely to be an insect than any other member of the animal kingdom
you are even more likely to be a bacterium
the difference in being a chinese human vs any other type of human is inconsequential compared to the likelihood of being a bacterium

No.552780

wish i hadnt been borne as a bacteria

No.552781

>>552780
You can live in the gut of an anime girl

No.552782

*applies penicillin to thread*
oops lol

No.552783

>>552781
too late im already infesting my parent's house

No.552784

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>>552772
I didn't say everyone was Han?

That statement is still true even when you include the 3 white guys in China and the wiggers too.

No.553697

I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world country like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslins and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

No.586669

Degenerate Chinaman

No.586676

>>552783
its symbiotic

No.589660

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My future is in China.


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