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*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal

"SCIENCE" BELIEVERS BELIEVE:

- UNIVERSE CAME FROM NOTHING
- LIFE CAME FROM INORGANIC MATTER
- THAT FIRST SINGLE-CELLED ORGANISM TURNED INTO ALL LIFE ON EARTH THROUGH RANDOM GENETIC MUTATION
- IRREDUCIBLY COMPLEX BIOLOGICAL MECHANISMS LIKE SEXUAL REPRODUCTION FROM ASEXUAL ORGANISMS CAN BE FORMED THROUGH RANDOM GENETIC MUTATION
- HORSESHOE CRABS WERE PRACTICALLY THE SAME 400 MILLION YEARS AGO BUT YOU WERE A FISH
- MODERN HUMANS EXISTED FOR 200,000 YEARS BUT DID PRACTICALLY NOTHING FOR ~196,000 YEARS AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTED BUILDING AMAZING CIVILIZATIONS AND LEAVING DOCUMENTS/RECORDS

ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF OF ANY OF THIS

SOFT TISSUE AND BLOOD CELLS HAVE BEEN FOUND IN T-REX BONES.

THIS HAS NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN "DEBUNKED" OR "EXPLAINED" (ARTICLES YOU FIND CLAIM "IT MUST JUST BE POSSIBLE FOR SOFT TISSUE TO BE PRESERVED FOR ~60 MILLION YEARS").

THE UNIVERSE AND EARTH WAS ACTUALLY CREATED IN 4004 BC.

MOST FOSSILS WERE FORMED IN THE 2348 BC GLOBAL FLOOD. YOU DON'T TURN INTO A FOSSIL BY JUST DYING ON THE FOREST FLOOR YOU HAVE TO BE RAPIDLY BURIED.

FOOLS LIKE YOU BELIEVE SOFT TISSUE COULD SURVIVE 60 MILLION YEARS.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE UNIVERSE IS 13.4 BILLION YEARS OLD AND EARTH 4 BIL?

RADIOMETRIC DATING AND COSMIC BACKGROUND RADIATION, THAT'S LITERALLY IT, AND IT'S FLAWED. NO OTHER SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE.

>>551007
B

>>551008
A

>>551010
R

>>551007
uhhhhh earf was created foar thousand years ago my proof this book right here numbnuts! *spits everywhere*

>>551112
>4000 BC was 4000 years ago

- literally you

>>551113
not sure who you are quoting

>>551112
*spits in your mouth*

>>551113
yeah of course. BC stands for "Before Current" so 4000 BC is always 4000 years before the current year

>>551116
*pisses in your mouth*

gn, /ota/, what

>>551433
the chaos sisters

>>551433
Where's mero