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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:13:11 No. 549055

holy fuck i found my stolen bike on offerup what do i do

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:27:21 No.549056

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buy it

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:39:09 No.549057

Call the police if you have the frame number
Beat up/kill if you don't

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:44:44 No.549058

ill call the police later after i dig up as much info as i can on this dude because from what i read somewhere when the cop contacted the person they removed the listing also since i dont have the serial registered its hard to prove its my bike so police might not do anything still i cant believe i actually managed to find it

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:56:19 No.549061

OP if it was that easy you're dealing with an amateur. Buy an airsoft gun and cut off the orange tip and threaten him with it until he hands over the bike.

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 17:04:20 No.549063

>>549061
then get brutally ventilated by the cops 20 minutes later

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 18:10:42 No.549068

hate thieves hate hate hate theives

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 18:19:30 No.549069

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>>549061
its 100% my bike
and perhaps he is but his offerup account is from 2019 and i see he most likely stole another bike a few days ago and has most likely stolen tools from home depot he hasnt been caught for more than a year so its about time plus he looks like a shit under a boot douchebag

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 18:38:25 No.549070

>>549069
Looks like the kind of guy women go PREDICTABLE for

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 19:45:51 No.549072

amerimutt moment

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 19:58:10 No.549074

bike theif vermin existing around the globe

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 15:13:27 No.549125

too bad you don't live in japan where you have to register your bike with the police

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 15:19:46 No.549126

they have a bike registration thing in other countries too

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 15:43:43 No.549129

>>549069
Post the account, we'll teach him a lesson. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 01:38:51 No.595470

mom bought a new bike and told me theyre NOT calling them womens frames anymore instead its ``step through''

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 01:47:44 No.595471

love stepping through garbage and piss bottles to get to my pc desk

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 02:08:37 No.595472

>>549055
Damn vtubers look like THAT?

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 10:08:33 No.595558

>>595472
luna is dead…

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 10:43:59 No.595559

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Those who still remember Perfect Blue don't want to stick around for too long.

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 10:54:26 No.595560

>>595559
dont understand whats happening here

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 14:42:31 No.595561

>>595560
I will tell you when you're older.

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 14:59:29 No.595562

Females will not permit me to mate with them

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 16:02:07 No.595578

>>595561
sigh always a 30 year old male in his teens never learned about bras

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 20:51:15 No.595612

What's bras? Is it some type of food? Please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 22:20:25 No.595619

Remember working my first real job and overhearing the adult women talk about things and then I realized I had no idea how women function but after getting made fun of one time after asking I was sure to never let my curiosity get the better of me again