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No. 544749

Blog thread

No.544751

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>yall
>dun
>yeehaw
>yall'd've
>ya hear
>ye ye

No.544754

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How did this get past the ethics department?

No.544755

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No.544786

>>544754
so what's the problem here chief

No.544841

>>544786
He's a teen.

No.544849

File: 1628587503291.png (1.92 MB, 1920x1080, 2021-08-10-051959_1920x108….png)

I used to think Project Diva F was so hard on extreme and how I'd never be able to beat all the songs.

But after beating all the songs on MegaMix on hard, I came back to this game and realized the extreme mode is basically MegaMix's hard mode.

I remember trying for hours to beat this song on extreme in 2019, and cleared it for the first time now second try.

Btw this game runs great on RPCS3, better than a real PS3 because of the 60fps patch. Enable 20ms audio delay or lower in RPCS3 settings.

No.544861

i fail at everything i try. sometimes i wonder what the point is.

No.544927

>>544861
like to watch this video when im sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

No.544934

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No.544935


No.544936

wish there was more fun things like meow meow henris but everyone left

No.544937

crying hard mom was already up and on the couch before i even got out of the tub i just saw the tv light flashing through the window no blogs no snacks ripped through the rations last night

No.544941

>>544937
*squeezes out a himaturd*

No.544942

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Saten is cute!

>>544937
Wow your relationship with your mom is bad. I'm NEET but talk to my mom every day.

No.544944

The norms are targeting me

No.544950

>>544936
i just posted a fun chii video

No.544952

>>544944
I'm glad

No.544953

I had a really bad panic attack last night probably the worst I've ever had I feel like I should do something

No.544954

>>544953
I had a really bad migraine last night

No.545914

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>Lady Lunafreya… please cure me I have… ligma

No.545915

>>544952
What the hell is wrong with you

No.545927

I'm going to have this published as a coffee table book and call it 1001 Great Blogs

https://www.scribd.com/document/414222209/himablogtest1-txt

No.545931

>>545927
Epic that that actually happened and made the guy who did it a multi-billionaire

No.545932

>>545927
I'll pass on 4000 pages of retardsugi wordvomit

No.546576

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No.546582

>>545915
I'm glad you're being targeted.

No.546584

>>546582
have sex, loser.

No.546585

>>546584
Are you offering?

No.546593

>>546584
Pajeet

No.546594

>>546585
Bugger him

No.546595

Mom just put the tendies in the microwave. I'll be able to eat them soon which is motozuita.

No.546596

>>546585
yeah, bend over.

No.546599

watching felicia day play humankind a new civilization game https://www.twitch.tv/feliciaday

No.546648

crying

No.546665


No.546667

>>545927
its unreadable without the 20gb of tubie webms

No.546672

they hired someone with the same name as me and gave him the same network permissions and now they're gonna make me train him next week

No.546676

>>544953
never do anything

No.546678

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>Account disabled
>Last seen: 4 years 1 month ago

Did they died?

No.546680

the guy i was training snorted crack in front of me but i needed him to replace me..

No.546692

>Mom dies five days ago
I'm really not good rn.

No.546694

>>546692
What happened

No.546697

>>546692
Are you saying your mom died 5 days ago?

No.546698

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>>546692
you're important and i care about you

No.546714

>>546692
I'm sorry bro

No.546742

>>546694
>What happened
She died of COVID viral pneumonia.
>>546698
>you're important and i care about you
Thank you.
>>546714
>I'm sorry bro
Thank you.

No.546762

this thread suddenly became very /jp/

No.546776

>>546742
Sorry to hear that friend.

No.546781

>>546776
I appreciate it. My mom saw me through a lot. I don't know what to do now that she's gone. I'm living for my family at this point. I'd be smoking heroin off a piece of foil if I had my druthers.

No.546791

>>546742
How do you feel about the vaccine

No.546799

There were people screaming and smashing things outside my house, all I could do was stay inside and cry until it was over.

No.546800

how did you survive

No.546801

>>546800
I didn't make any noise and I sat here still without even typing until it was over it went on for 2 hours.

No.546806


No.546807

The norms

No.546810

>>546806
I don't know it could have been a violent moveout or someone throwing out their partner.

No.546811

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stay safe

No.546816

Crying there out there again help.

No.546817

>>546799
that happeed to me once there was spmeone banging the walls reallyloud in my building and i just curled up on my bed shaking and covered my earsuntil it ended someone told me it was a person stuck in their washroom and they were trying to get help

No.546818

>>546817
crying that sounds awful

No.546829

>>546791
>How do you feel about the vaccine
Honestly, I think it's minimally effective but if it reduces the severity of the illness in people of high risk groups, I'm going to get it. My immediate family is unvaccinated as it stands. Had my mom been vaccinated, she might have made it. What else can I do now but get the vaccine? I have to wait a few months because they don't recommend you get it right after having COVID or your immune system will be overstimulated and it won't work the same way.
>>546776
>Sorry to hear that friend.
Thank you.

No.546920

>>546829
How are you holding up?

No.546921

>>546829
do you expect me to read all that lol

No.547150

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woke up back hurts daydreamed of getting a nice roflip then let the cat outside and mom said she wanted me to help some random invader norm and his teenspawn carry a washing machine out of his normobile told her no and put some frozen chkn parm in the oven

No.547180

>>546799
lol, sissy

No.548918

Test

No.548933

when I play this https://youtube.com/watch?v=44pbolyii3Y on my phone the hummingbird that lives in the tree flies down to investigate and hovers like 3 feet in front of me

No.548934

>>548933
You're blue balling him bro that's fucked up

No.548935

>>548933
Hummingbirds are really cool.

No.548936

>>548934
It's a her and I'm giving her an unlimited supply of free sugar water

>>548935
yeah I also saw these a while ago, I thought they were baby hummingbirds at first https://www.fs.fed.us/wildflowers/pollinators/pollinator-of-the-month/hummingbird_moth.shtml

No.548937

>>548936
That's incredible, I've never had the privilege of seeing one of those moths, lucky you!

No.548938

https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentGlamorousMushroomKeepo-9bWlR3lOhQBOZuWK

i feel so bad for young women imagine trying to have a good time at a pub by yourself and some loser walks up to you asks if he can join you while politely replying no in the nicest way possible yet the creep does not take that no for an answer not once not twice but three times
i just dont understand how some men feel obliged to harass women not at all respecting their will to be left alone

No.548939

>>548938
They're selfish losers lacking any and all empathy for others.

No.548942

>>548938
Write a transcript and highlight where she says "no"

No.548943

>>548942
Here's one now.

No.548944

>>548943
Go be trans elsewhere

No.548945

>>548944
Why do you think I'm a trans person?

No.548947

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learned that girls like being complemented on their bodies in certain situations

No.548948

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Went for a 40 mile ride on my motorcycle this afternoon, I swung by the motorcycle dealer and had them order me two oem air filters and I really started to admire the two stroke YZ125s and YZ450Fs they had for sale. The frames of motocross bikes are so robust and cool, there's nothing on the bike that's unnecessary. They don't even have kickstands. If society collapsed and there were no cops to arrest me I would definitely be riding a YZ450F on what's left of the roads.

No.548949

>>548947
wonder what's special about this sachikong belly specifically for oats

No.548950

>>548949
Didn't understand that part either.

No.548951

test

No.548952

>>548951
Too bad.

No.548954

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Thank you Otamin I didn't know what I was going to do I was so scared now if you'd excuse me I need to celpost

>>548947
Yeah only if it's a Chad doing it

No.548956

>>548954
Good work otamin.

No.548972

test

No.548973

>>548972
did it work

No.548979

Why does otanerd actively endorse repetitive celposts?

No.548980

tshit just got a neetgf how is this fair

No.548981

>>548980
He's a jpsphere alpha. Who are you?

No.548982

>>548980
He's over 6 feet tall white has two stem degrees and a decent face so long as he keeps his beard.

He was always able to get a neetgf he was just scared.

No.548983

Thanks a lot otamin.

No.548984

>>548981
how do I get more /jp/ cred?

No.548985

>>548984
Post your picture

No.548990

good news she ghosted him already
that was close he almost escaped

No.549132

>>548990
she's back for some reason

guess the secret was to be 6'1 all along

No.549135

>>549132
Brutal heightpill

No.549137

>>548990
i made her go away again
fuck tshit

No.549313


No.549380

making poppycorn

No.549381

>>549380
You will never understand real popcorn

No.549382

effortless poppycorn from the microwave is the meaning of life

No.549386

stop calling it poopycorn or I'll pop your corn

No.549388

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Retroarch is on Steam now

No.549411

just squirted out big chunks of poopy corns

No.549412

>>549386
its poppycorn not p**pycorn

No.549413

he loved tetris

No.549417

I love splattering poopycorns all over the toilet bowl

No.549423

just got a $4k emergency student grant this is nuts last years was only like 1500 or something i am very grateful

No.549439

>>549423
buy a motorcycle

No.549499

I don't get why every loner failednorm doesn't ride a motorcycle. There's no better investment than into a two wheeled suicide machine

No.549505

>>549499
Dying isn't the scary part.
The scary part is being ran over by some foid in her Nissan Juke on the way to Chad's house and being paralyzed from the neck down.

No.549540

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gonna cop a new normphone tomorrow
had current one for 4 years and battery seems to be getting worse though otherwise still functions fine

No.549547

>>549540
Why don't you just get the battery swapped

No.549552

>>549540
BLaZE it uP

No.549625

Getting a little upset again thinking about all of those funny threads lost during the spamming

No.549629

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>>549625
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/571300727/#571301224

Someone from ota made this OC and it just got me over 35 replies on 4chan

No.549641

>>549629
There's even worse food in japan like bugs or 玉ひも. it also seems they love to eat not only fish eggs but fish sperm. Then there is all the fermented stuff like waste from sake mixed with other things that is known affectionately as 'cat vomit'

Such a diverse and rich culture

No.549666

>>549641
Did you know they completely ripped off the Chinese writing system for their own language and somehow made it even more complicated?

No.549680


No.549683

>>549680
Correction. The inbred Chinese islanders could not fully adopt the superior hanzi from their mainlander brethren.

No.549684

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went full haachama today

No.549697

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hypno_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

While it awaits its prey, it polishes its pendulum. If anyone comes by, Hypno will hypnotize them and eat their dreams. It carries away people having good dreams and is even known to have stolen a child at one point.

hypnonig

No.549698

>>549697
really like drowzee they're really cute with their elephant noses

No.549700

>>549697
Ha they should do fanart of hypno following this concept.

No.549730

puked a little by accident and it hurts
did you know there's a little bit of hecking hydrochloric acid in your stomach

No.549731

>>549730
yeah if you havent already you should wait a bit to brush since the acid can weaken your enamel in your teeth

No.549925

forgot to plant sunflowers this year now i'm full of regret

No.549926

>>549925
i didnt grow any plants this year either, my coworker shared some photos of her garden it was really nice

No.549927

nice flippin chad

No.549928

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wet shaved head and neck, flossed, brushed teeth, brushed tongue, mouthwashed w/gargle, showered with body wash, moisturised head and neck, expensive anti-aging cream on face, zinc and magnesium, and a high epa fish oil supplement

No.549934


No.550012

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got another deep tissue therapeutic today
old thai woman does a very good job

No.550016

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No.550024

>>550012
Would like an Asian massage but scared to go somewhere ever since the incident

No.550029

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I j/o'd to this video and just wanted to let ota know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHF_KCvITdk

No.550030

>>550029
So that's what Italian girls look like. Do you think the Otamin has ever had a gf?

Who am I kidding of course he has he's the biggest Chad on the spinoffs by orders of magnitude.

No.550031

Where does one even get the money for college these days the average tuition fee is like $10k per year in any western country is everyone else but me a millionaire is this a joke?

No.550032

>>550031
I thought in most European countries the government pays for it?

No.550033

>>550032
Not if you're a foreign student.

No.550034

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dont actually hear much about the old italianios
live with their mommies, dont work much, lazing around…
sounds like a neet paradise
perhaps we could come together and buy one of those abandoned italianio villages to live as celmonks making wine and studying the sacred scrolls

No.550039

went to italy on vacation for a week but i was too young to appreciate it i just wanted to play my gameboy

No.553836

i ordered a leatherman skeletool, i hope it's nice.

No.553837

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Sometimes daydream about the Otamin inviting me to his old country villa and taking me on a tour around his vineyard and then he drives me up into the mountains in his F40 and owns some cyclenorms like this https://youtu.be/PY0xbomYnrE?t=14 and then he shows me his secret spot overlooking the valley for a picnic and as he hands me a glass of wine I reach for it and he takes his other hand around mine and tells me I was always his favorite poster and how special I am to him.

No.553838

>>553837
thats so scary and reminds me of when cars drive too close to me or take corners too wide

No.553839

>>553837
/what/min already did that with me irl and called me his favorite poster, but we had to cycle up the mountain instead coz he doesn't have a car.



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