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No. 544669

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live with a woman, wake up every morning next to her and be engulfed by her feminine scents.

No.544670

I slept in the same bed with mom until I was 12. It wasn't that great.

No.544671

yeah it's PREDICTABLE to think about

No.544672

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meow meow idols

No.544673

her breath would stink in the morning

No.544674

>>544673
brush your teeth and tongue and floss before bedtime

No.544678

if you really want a relationship to work you usually figure out real quick how to be clean but if you havent had a live in relationship dont feel bad about being a dirty pig, youve got other things to worry about

No.544679

I have a sister so I can affirm that "feminine scent" is a myth and girls smell just as bad as dudes.

No.544680

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Don't think I would like the part of a gf that involves her sweating all over my bed or having to eat out all of the time or having to worry about buying gifts or being harshly judged by her friends or having to worry about rival mates seducing her or having to be worried that I might stink whenever I'm near her or having to worry about her getting fat or having to look like some sort of expert superchad sex haver so she doesn't know I'm a virg or having to listen to her dumb opinions on politics or having to see her wear things I don't like or having her bleed all over the place once a month or getting shit tested several times a day or having to see her staring at her phone 90% of the time she's conscious or getting mad and clobbering her over the head due to all of the above I just want to know I could if I wanted to.

No.544682

>>544680
please never get a roommate either

No.544683

wonder why that other reply got deleted

No.544684

>>544683
Didn't read it but going off the op it's probably because these posters are creepy freaks.

No.544687

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one time I was in bed with a female friend and I put my hand in her underwear and touched poosy while she was asleep, but thinking back she was definitely only pretending to be asleep. Anyway she smelled really good.

No.544689

>>544687
Nice, we have an actual rapist in here.

No.544692

die rapenorms

No.544694

>>544682
I'm not poor
>>544683
It was probably just another bullynorm the basedmin sent back home

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No.544721

>>544689
Foid lover

No.544722

I once watch two hopeless romantics argue over discord for 3 hours claiming that they were uglier than the other, eventually they just broke down crying.

No.544723

>>544721
die boidsel

No.544794

Real rape of foids 58 videos click here to download.

No.544795

>>544722
Okay that sounds amazing

No.544798

>>544679
not asians

No.544800

you can smell periods if you know what you're smelling for when you're out and about it's not a pleasant stench

No.544801

Do you guys want to see my cel thread I made on the big 4

No.544804

back

No.544806


No.544816

>>544806
Great job!

No.544836

>>544800
i remember quit distinctly
hanging out with a friend as a teen
his sister had a friend around also who must of been on her rag
it was such a strong smell
literally wafted into your nostrils as she passed

that acid fish smell

No.544837

btw we were playing with lego/technic and it kinda makes me cringe thinking about it how much we were nerds

No.580278

mom always told us that if we need to fart we have to go do it in the bathroom

No.580280

>>580278
those are the rules for boys, girls get to do it anywhere they want

No.580284

you're supposed to step outside to fart

No.580300

-on

No.580373

l

No.581665

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No.581666

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No.581668

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>>581666
Not all girls smell great.

No.581670

hate yt norms

No.581671

sigh why does everyone hate whites

No.581672

>>581670
how would you prefer i share anime clips if i cant post webm or mp4

No.581674

simply post a nice catbox link

No.581675

then find a place where it is permitted to post those file formats

No.581676

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>>581674
>>581675
What's the point if you won't click them?

https://files.catbox.moe/na0g6t.mp4

No.581677

>>581672
don't mind the himaturd raider

No.581678

>>581676
Die sampleraper

No.581679

the namer

No.581680

how about a gif with subtitles like the good old days

No.581681

the verber

No.581682

>>581680
cant go back to soundless soulless gifs

No.581683

>soulless
oh, didn't realize i was talking to someone who wasn't around back then

No.581684

mom complained about how at work they made her pick a favorite gif



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