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Okay, gentlemen. It's time for Operation State Funded Harem.
Alternative title: You WILL Be a Woman

Here's how it works: Do not commit a crime but if you unintentionally or accidentally DO commit a crime and are caught or you are charged with a crime you did not commit immediately claim you have transitioned into a woman to the first LEO you see.
Have a transwoman name ready so your old name can be "dead-named".
Be a pain in the ass to LEO and the courts by interrupting them constantly for misgendering you or dead-naming you. Keep correcting them. Over and over and over. Do not let up. Savor this opportunity to be a real pain in the ass, it won't last too long.
Keep up the ruse until they give up and simply throw you into lust-filled, cock-deprived female general population.
This will be greatest 4chan troll ever AND some of you may end up losing your vCard to boot. Be aware: success varies in different jurisdictions. Harem quality differs state to state. Enjoy!