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Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 17:54:02 No. 543986

sometimes im spontaneously jerking it and know i should get a paper towel but too lazy and oog to stop so i sperm all over myself and it takes 10x longer to clean up later probably a microcosm of my life anyone have knowledge of this feel

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 18:00:34 No.543988

Weird thread

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 18:19:54 No.543991

I don't like the noises my penis makes when I'm using it like that

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 18:52:25 No.543994

icky thread

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 18:53:10 No.543995

Very occasionally I did it more in the past but now I'm good at preparing tissue beforehand and keeping it where I can grab it at the last second

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 19:02:49 No.543996

dried semen smell

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 19:29:12 No.543997

disgusting
i probably haven't touched my own semen in years and i sure as fuck have never cummed on myself

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 19:50:41 No.544002

>>543997
Freak

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 21:37:12 No.544019

gross boid

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 21:44:45 No.544020

>>544019
If you think that's bad you should see some of the stuff foids do

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 21:51:17 No.544021

looks like you attracted a low level ratman

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 21:53:08 No.544022

>>544021
Uh that's a girl, dude.

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:04:55 No.544023

She looks more like a refrigerator

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:06:21 No.544024

>>544022
i was replying to >>544019

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:09:24 No.544025

otas not like hima where we can use our schizo powers to instantly tell whos replying to whom

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:12:27 No.544026

>>544021
1 in 4 white women experiment sexually with dogs

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:20:51 No.544027

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I wish I was high IQ and beautiful enough to post on himasugi

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:42:43 No.544030

>>544025
its fairly obvious based on the exchange and the understanding about who the term ratman applies to

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:50:09 No.544031

dont know what a ratman is

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:51:14 No.544032

>>544031
basically a non-simp

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:53:54 No.544033

doesnt seem to fit the context id like an explanation from mr sage himself

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 22:57:59 No.544034

women don't deserve any more freedom than common domesticated livestock.

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:02:17 No.544035

>>544034
ratman exhibit a

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:03:50 No.544036

ratman = gnfosugi schizoid freakcel obsessed with polshit and cel ``culture''

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:05:35 No.544037

uhh thats me

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:05:40 No.544038

>>544036
schizophrenics arent schizoids but otherwise right

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:15:48 No.544039

>>544038
most schizoids are gross neckbeards detached from reality so it makes sense regardless

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:32:36 No.544040

lncels are flipping baste

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:32:54 No.544041

>>544040
back

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:36:45 No.544042

It's not my fault I'm cel give me a gf if it upsets you so much

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:37:25 No.544043

you aren't compelled to post that shit here

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:40:39 No.544044

>>544043
Yes I am it's the cel code

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 23:52:44 No.544045

>>544043
>>544041
>>544035
>>544021
You lost.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 00:02:42 No.544046

pathetic

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:02:37 No.544050

get a hooker retards

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:15:16 No.544051

>>544050
Escortceling doesnt count everyone knows that

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:19:58 No.544052

a flipper must flap

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:25:04 No.544054

Can I still AMOG as an escortcel?

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:29:22 No.544055

>>544051
count for what?

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:30:39 No.544056

>>544055
Losing your virg it just puts you in freaky pathetic no man's land where the norms see you as a creep and the cels see you as a failure.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:31:39 No.544057

>>544056
uh, pretty sure you do lose your virginity when you have sex with a woman, autismo

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:36:48 No.544059

>>544057
No you're just the loser that no woman on the planet ever found attractive so you had to pay one for 20 minutes of access to her holes

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:43:08 No.544062

>>544059
and how does that change the fact that you've had sex? if all your life troubles come down to getting worried about what women think I guess you'd be more fit for smearing shit in the jungle with the other monkeys rather than on image boards

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:45:24 No.544063

>>544062
It's about honor you wouldn't understand

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 01:52:36 No.544064

>>544063
whining about sex like a frustrated dyke all day doesn't strike me as particularly honourable
it's high time you just logged off the internet and went outside or blew your brains out

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 02:28:20 No.544067

>>544064
Now you’re just being a bully. I think you’re the one who needs to log off for a bit. Sounds like you’re taking ceI memes more seriously than the actual cels.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 02:44:31 No.544068

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>>544052
flippy flappy cocona papikas

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 03:46:48 No.544069

>>544067
The very definition of a teenbro.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 03:53:32 No.544070

>>544067
"i was just being ironic"

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 04:10:45 No.544071

love having sex with trafficked chinese farm girls for 200 an hour

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 04:12:06 No.544072

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>>544067
Protect

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 04:22:03 No.544073

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>>544071
It's not my fault pussy is prohibitively expensive in the west (in more ways than just money) and I can't get sex any other way.

You expect me to just be hopeless romantic for my entire life with no recourse? Yeah I bet you'd like that you feminist.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 04:23:57 No.544074

>>544073
So that's why you were so mad you are an escortcel

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 04:41:47 No.544075

Henri loved escorts

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 05:08:43 No.544078

>>544071
200 dollars? Or some other currency? 200 dollar for an hour of sex that's not worth it

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 05:18:33 No.544079

>>544078
That's nothing compared to how much it costs to actually date a woman.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 05:24:15 No.544080

>>544079
Women pay for Chad

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 05:41:55 No.544082

made an big cum last friday and it shot out and landed on my mouth

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 05:42:48 No.544083

remember when ota wasn't just hima/gnfos outfall

wonder where actual ota posters went

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 05:43:20 No.544084

>>544083
hima/gnfos

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 06:44:10 No.544086

>>544083
I think they all left the spinoffs for good, just a few posts here and there.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 08:35:54 No.544089

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Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 10:32:24 No.544091

>>544083
Thank goodness we still have you. Hopefully you won’t abandon us like all the other true ota posters.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 10:56:25 No.544092

>>544086
You have to be a sociopath to abandon a community like that.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 11:11:00 No.544095

>>544074
yeah dude, I got so mad I made every reply in this thread, please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 16:02:28 No.544119

>>544089
She looks pretty smug thinking about what she's going to do with that rat

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 16:04:22 No.544120

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>>544092
dont talk that way about our friends

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 19:47:14 No.544159

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https://exhentai.org/g/1661290/5cad628fad/

Gonna idolm@sturbate to this doujin.

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 20:02:31 No.544160

>>544159

female:
anal

No thank you!

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 20:07:36 No.544161

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>>544160
Iori:
anal

Yes thank you sirs for doing the needful

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 18:54:08 No.545226

spermed to this girl thanks to the pussy poster
>>545191

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 20:06:04 No.573942

cummed

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 21:27:58 No.573947

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Think I'm gonna idolmasturbate again.

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 02:33:58 No.573957

>>573947
thats not allowed

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 05:20:47 No.573964

a pussy attached to a girl

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 09:20:19 No.573969

a girl is merely a vessel for a pussy

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 12:22:48 No.573973

a pussy is just a discount anus

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 15:51:30 No.573987

not many people think about this but your testicles are as old as you are