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Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 17:57:40 No. 542617

>Men determine the sex of a baby depending on whether their sperm is carrying an X or Y chromosome.

From the absolute instant of conception I have been losing coin flips.
I could be living it up making a fortune by playing video games or sucking funds off some rich simp I would never know loneliness or struggle but instead I'm here posting cartoons on a 2D/lncel imageboard.

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 19:51:27 No.542628

You don't need to be a girl to suck dick for cash dude.

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 20:08:28 No.542629

>>542628
Need to be a girl to virtually suck dick for cash without actually doing any hard work or putting yourself in any danger.

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 20:09:12 No.542630

G4P

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 20:11:02 No.542631

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>>542629

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 20:12:23 No.542632

>>542629
you live in the era of quirky anime avatars my whomless quoting bro, just make some animations and get a program to change your voice and you're good

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 20:21:59 No.542633

Kill yourself.

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 20:44:59 No.542634

Fucking OWNED that closeted homo I am an incomparable homo Please stick it in me Please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 20:53:51 No.542635

I just want to live the good life I hate wageslaving so much

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 08:30:38 No.542699

https://youtu.be/ThJs0dtoJcQ?list=PL179D9EEB47465C35
just remembered how good all the battle themes were..

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 19:26:29 No.542792

>Men determine the sex of a baby depending on whether their sperm is carrying an X or Y chromosome.
That doesn't matter because the egg can select which sperm they want to enter anyway

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 20:52:16 No.542808

16 years losing coin flips, huh? Shame.

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 21:17:28 No.542812

>>542792
imagine being a little spermotosoid doing your best and managing to rush ahead of thousands others just to get coldly rejected by an egg and never ever see the light of life

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 21:19:18 No.542813

>>542812
you wouldnt be sentient so it probably wouldnt feel that bad

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 21:58:48 No.542822

>>542792
Why did my egg choose the cel sperm instead of the Chad sperm

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 22:11:01 No.542823

>>542822
Your life choices made you a teen.

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 22:13:49 No.542824

>>542822
maybe you were actually the chaddiest out of all the sperm

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 22:37:57 No.542828

>>542823
I didn't choose to be ugly

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 22:58:46 No.542829

>>542828
yeah your mother's egg did I am an incomparable homo

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 23:01:25 No.542830

>>542829
Just another reason to hate that foid

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 23:04:41 No.542831

just another reason to meow meow henris

Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu) 23:12:26 No.542832

why waste your life thinking about that when we could talk about how mari is bullying kanan and thats why she's dia's gf and mawri is all alone

Anonymous 07/23/21 (Fri) 00:05:03 No.542837

>>542832
I can't cope

Anonymous 07/23/21 (Fri) 01:00:41 No.542845

are you suggesting eggs are sentient

Anonymous 07/23/21 (Fri) 01:23:30 No.542848

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