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crisisesness Please excuse my poor English

I gotta point out that this isn't yet another ironic r9kpost, it's a real story.
Anyways I went to a psychologist once and I told him I was going through a mid-20's crisis and he fucking laughed at me
"AHAHAHA what the fuck is a mid-20's crisis, what the hell is wrong with you dude"
That piece of shit, I never went back to his office.

>>539599
cool image

got a crab on my head dont call me a crabhead

>>539662
Wow, just wow…..so many questions come to mind. How did this person become a therapist? WHY did they become a therapist? You should be proud of yourself for surviving that shit show, that takes strength.

>>539662
For most normalfags their happiness peaks in their early and mid 20s. People that get psychology degrees are always norms they can't even begin to fathom the cel lifestyle.

Wait until you end highschool, that will be bad.

Kill yourself.

>>539709
Got one of these because I heard it helps you sleep…… nobody told me it was for the imageboard illness…..

>>539712
Fkdkdkfkekrkkdkfkskdmdm

>>539709
Haysuz bought me one of these I like it but it was too small and it can get hot

>>539714
Weird post.

tragic

>>539711
hope my imageboard illness gets cured some day

interesting

Carded at the abc store so long as I'm still cute there is still hope

>>572076
Not at all actually!

sometimes get annoyed at camerons endless funposting but then i remember his photos and just feel sorry for him instead

had to google abc store apparently theres a lot in charlotte

>>572086
Yes it is actually!

Was told that I look very kowaii[sic] today. Cutemaxxing is the future you will never be as masculine looking as Chad so don't try.

wish i was kawaii

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of funpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand funpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic funpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "funpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic funpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

farts

life is getting harder again

become a floridian beach bum

tan