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Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 00:10:49 No. 538744

saw a spider in my room and started crying but its ok now

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 00:15:37 No.538745

It's laying eggs right now

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 00:17:15 No.538748

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You know what I heard about Amy?
Amy likes spiders.
Icky, wriggly, hairy, ugly spiders!
That's why I'm not friends with her.

Amy has a cute singing voice.
I heard her singing my favorite love song.
Every time she sang the chorus my heart would pound
to the rhythm of the words.
But she likes spiders.
That's why I'm not friends with her.

One time, I hurt my leg really bad.
Amy helped me up and took me to the nurse.
I tried not to let her touch me.
She likes spiders so her hands are probably gross.
That's why I'm not friends with her.

Amy has a lot of friends.
I always see her talking to people.
She probably talks about spiders.
What if her friends start to like spiders too?
That's why I'm not friends with her.

It doesn't matter if she has other hobbies.
It doesn't matter if she keeps it private.
It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anyone.

It's gross.
She's gross.
The world is better off without spider lovers.

And I'm gonna tell everyone.

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 00:18:26 No.538749

>>538745
why would you say that

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 00:40:17 No.538750

>>538749
Because I hate you

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 00:49:13 No.538752

>>538750
why

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 00:56:28 No.538753

>>538752
Your soul

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 01:10:24 No.538755

>>538753
why do you hate my soul don't be ridiculous

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 04:21:35 No.538765

how did you comfort the spider, did you throw a spider in its web? I have never seen a crying spider

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 06:20:29 No.538769

>>538755
Suck my soul dude.

Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun) 06:44:42 No.538770

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>>538769
Okay here I go.

Anonymous 01/20/23 (Fri) 23:21:59 No.584355

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Anonymous 01/20/23 (Fri) 23:52:51 No.584359

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For about 8 years i had spiders near me everywhere so i killed a lot of spiders even when i didn't like doing it. Little spiders kept showing up and go in my hair at work and at home, roping down between my screen and my face and staying there as if they had something to say to me. 2 years ago i had enough so i told that one spider i was about to squash: "please stop coming, i'm just going to keep killing you guys if you do." I released it so it could carry the message to whomever and i haven't seen a spider since, confirming my hypothesis that indeed i was in contact with a spider spirit. Watching over me maybe? Was i the god and them the sacrifices?
I would like to apologize for my wrath but i still don't like spiders. Why spiders?

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 01:02:05 No.584377

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You better stop bumping all these crusty old threads with your untitled images… or else.

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 01:02:51 No.584378

>>538744
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA