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No. 536970

Imagine the smell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xVqeSs3BrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3crPUlQPXiI

Yes btw I'm going to live in a van with a beefy solar power setup and Micro ATX PC (with two GPUs) and 4G unlimited internet and a 12v DC fridge, and I'm gonna post up in national forests and cook beans and rice outside on a little propane stove

And yes I'm going to bathe upstream in your rivers and collect rainwater

And yes I will have an instant legolas which is a magazine-fed semi-automatic (compound) bow (first invented in the history of humanity in 2015) which there is no laws on in America and I can freely take in any state.

And I'm ordering contact lenses from Europe with no prescription needed because fuck dumb American laws and I will get them delivered to my UPS store mailbox address

No.536971

agriculture was humanity's biggest mistake

No.536973

vans are apparently stupid expensive in the us now

No.536974

the two gpus make it too obvious
btw whatmin ur stupid

No.536975

>>536971
you were your parents biggest mistake

No.536981

I remember a time when every norm that wanted to feel unique and special didn't go to the tattoo parlor and get a bunch of stupid shit embedded in their skin

No.554064

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How are you going to change oil/tires/filters?
Where will you get the gas?
What if your power supply fails?
What do you know about current and electricity in general?
Who is going to pay for this?
Are you going to live in the north-west?
What if a tree falls on your van?
How are you going to avoid federal agents/the taxman/law enforcement?
Did you know that you will be considered a fugitive?
Did you know that bows and crossbows require you to have an appropriate license as well as a hunting license for every game you intend to hunt down?

No.554065

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>>554064
>How are you going to change oil/tires/filters?
By just doing it?
>Where will you get the gas?
From a gas station
>What if your power supply fails?
Buy a new one of the component that failed
>What do you know about current and electricity in general?
Enough. Solar panel -> charge controller -> battery bank -> inverter
>Who is going to pay for this?
Inheritance/life insurance payout/selling inherited house/leaving 100% of money left over in SPY
>Are you going to live in the north-west?
Probably at some point but not exclusively and maybe move south for winter
>What if a tree falls on your van?
What if a tree falls on your house? What if a flood or hurricane destroys your house?
>How are you going to avoid federal agents/the taxman/law enforcement?
I will have no obligation to pay taxes because I will have no meaningful income. I don't necessarily plan to avoid police forever, but so what?
>Did you know that you will be considered a fugitive?
Untrue.
>Did you know that bows and crossbows require you to have an appropriate license as well as a hunting license for every game you intend to hunt down?
Yes. The bow is actually to kill glowníggers not deer though.

No.554066

>>554065
>Inheritance/life insurance payout/selling inherited house/leaving 100% of money left over in SPY

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>I will have no obligation to pay taxes because I will have no meaningful income. I don't necessarily plan to avoid police forever, but so what?


You still need to report taxes even if your dividends/capgains are in the 0% bracket retard. Your brokerage is still going to send a 1099 to the irs

No.554067

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>>554066
Yes and if you make under a certain amount per year (like $10,000) then you don't have to pay any taxes, you're in a $0 tax bracket, and my dividends from SPY would probably be less, and if not then I pay the glowníggers their $15 or something.

You never ever pay taxes on unrealized gains.

It doesn't matter if you made 5 billion dollars, you pay $0 taxes unless you actually sell the stock.

No.554069

>>554067
nice image

No.554072

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>>554067
god i want to have sex with marie rose

No.573349

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beefy solar power setup

No.573358

>>573349
Why did you change the filename to "untitled.jpg"?



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