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Hey! Let's post on /ota/! Perfumed Japanese Girl!SHAB/sj8uU 05/16/21 (Sun) 03:59:56 No. 536008

Hard mode: Only cute posts!

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 05:10:19 No.536014

henri would make cute posts…

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 05:12:24 No.536015

>>536014
our friend henri

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 05:32:54 No.536017

File: 1621143174767.gif (37.26 KB, 297x111, henri.gif)

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 05:33:36 No.536018

>>536017
henri

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 06:00:21 No.536020

I'm sitting on the toilet passing a huge log.

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 06:15:34 No.536022

did someone say rhythm games
https://youtu.be/0qbkoXwVJVc

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 06:29:18 No.536023

Pussy ass nigga

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 07:00:49 No.536025

small pussy

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 07:05:22 No.536026

spreading small pussies

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 08:12:47 No.536029

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Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 10:15:42 No.536031

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Did you know? This image has NINE ⑨ cute bakas!

Perfumed Japanese Girl!SHAB/sj8uU 05/16/21 (Sun) 14:12:57 No.536039

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Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 14:15:25 No.536040

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of funpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand funpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic funpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 14:20:14 No.536041

>>536040
thank u !

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 14:20:35 No.536042

>>536040
The big problem of "cutepost" being called "funpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic funpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 16:19:44 No.536053

I threw a bag of piss out of my window into the sidewalk.

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 17:04:49 No.536060

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Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 17:13:28 No.536061

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fffffffflod

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 20:39:06 No.536080

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Mom bought anime snacks again

Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 21:15:17 No.536081

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>>536080
My mom's bf bought me precure snacks one time. He knew I liked anime but I don't know how he figured out I liked pretty cure

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 06:24:29 No.539752

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was at the asian store wanted to buy curry roux but it was five bucks for a box thats like five pounds of rice just bought some bean sprouts and left

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 07:31:44 No.539753

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Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 16:17:05 No.539765

>>539752
you're supposed to get your curry at an indian store dummy

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 17:19:18 No.539771

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>>539765
I wanted Japanese kare (curry).

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 17:32:37 No.539772

>>539771
i got the medium hot karre at the store a week ago but i havent made it yet

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 18:03:03 No.539773

The only anime food I've eaten was cup ramen and yakisoba noodles (also in a cup)

I specifically bought them due seeing them in anime and I wouldn't ever bought them otherwise

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 18:16:17 No.539774

>>539773
Did you like it?

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 18:18:57 No.539775

>>539771
so what if they start eating bug tempura in anime you're going to jump in on the bandwagon as well?

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 18:26:46 No.539776

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>>539775
Uhh, why would I eat bugs…?

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 18:34:27 No.539777

>>539774
Yes, I did. The portions are very small though, I could easily eat 2 or 3 of those cups for a single meal.

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 21:48:29 No.539787

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>>539773
I used to get these pretty often at the grocery store. I was suprised when I saw them in the chuuni anime. They're very good and I would reccommend them to anyone who likes sweet things and chocolate.

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 21:49:53 No.539788

>>539787
Forgot to mention they're called Meiji bamboo shoots.

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 21:52:23 No.539789

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>>539787
Those the ones you can stick on your fingers?

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 21:55:31 No.539791

>>539789
funey girl

Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 23:19:06 No.539794

>>539789
Not unless you carve out the cookie part.

Anonymous 07/06/21 (Tue) 02:23:05 No.539803

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>>539789
Why does /ota/ know about mahoraba? It was my secret anime

Anonymous 07/06/21 (Tue) 02:33:29 No.539805

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>>539803
Please stick it in me, not any more. I'll stealing that gif for myself… Sarabada!

Anonymous 01/20/22 (Thu) 14:42:07 No.558313

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CUTE! POST! ( • ᴗ • )

Anonymous 01/20/22 (Thu) 15:04:55 No.558315

CUTE! POST! ( • ᴗ • )

Anonymous 01/20/22 (Thu) 21:02:52 No.558321

>>558315
thanks for all your hard work otamin protecting honoka from the bullies

Anonymous 01/21/22 (Fri) 01:27:46 No.558327

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Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 11:04:45 No.579828

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Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 12:56:45 No.579829

>>579828
Why did you rename that large screenshot to "untitled" before posting it?

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 13:51:19 No.579830

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Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 14:38:20 No.579832

>>579830
i can see them

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 15:21:49 No.579833

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they're making a whole anime about the idolmaster cutes

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 15:23:47 No.579834

>>579833
that tight slut on the bottom right looks like she can suck a mean dick

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 16:08:02 No.579835

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>>579834
hard mode: failed

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 16:19:20 No.579836

cute little hymens!

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 18:26:46 No.579839

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>>579833
The anime that will resurrect lolimo…

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 21:24:28 No.579847

lolimo is at least a teen now

Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon) 22:01:43 No.579851

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>>579833
Not a big fan of idol shows but I am going to watch loli idolmaster

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 12:03:24 No.579896

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>>579847
she has been pickled lest she would have turned into a teen

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 16:41:52 No.579963

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 19:40:59 No.579984

>>579896
she's sleeping?

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 20:17:46 No.579989

that's not cute!

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 21:12:44 No.579990

very cute!

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 23:01:02 No.579997

>>579896
>>579988
>>579990
>>579992
dont get why people come here to make posts like this if you want to be an edgy teen 4chan is that way >>>>

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 23:04:59 No.579998

by replying to them you're giving them exactly what they want

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 23:43:35 No.580006

>>579997
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:

Troll posts
Racism
Anthropomorphic ("furry") pornography
Grotesque ("guro") images
Loli/shota pornography

why would they want to post on 4chan or are you just using that as a generic internet boogeyman like its 2007 again

Anonymous 12/21/22 (Wed) 00:20:34 No.580010

>>580006
Oh yeah you're totally right i forgot edgy teens don't post on 4chan anymore

Anonymous 12/21/22 (Wed) 00:26:42 No.580011

>>580010
you forgot to bump

Anonymous 12/21/22 (Wed) 02:16:59 No.580014

>>579997
>>579998
sounds like u 2 r buttblasted i laff w/ ur farts LOL

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 02:05:44 No.585431

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Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 02:06:06 No.585432

hardmode failed

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 04:22:27 No.585445

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its hot and humid atm and the cicadas are crying like to imagine im an anime girl in japan only need the barley tea and one of those mosquito repellent pig burners even though there are no mosquitos here

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 04:34:25 No.585446

the pig is just for decoration idiot

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 05:03:10 No.585448

this helped my anxiety, thanks to everyone who posted.

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 05:43:42 No.585449

>>585446
did i imply it wasnt?
it just holds the coil

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 13:13:55 No.585462

*squeeze out a huge turd*

Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 16:16:10 No.585465

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