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No. 535343

When you're at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
"I absolutely can't eat omurice."
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, "Why not? You don't like omurice?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: "I… well" (take a deep breath) "Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they're killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can't bear to think about it! They'll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…" It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He's yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You've got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. "Didn't you say you couldn't eat omurice?"

It is safe enough to blow it off with a "I'm OK with it now", or "Oh, I got used to it", or even a "Did I say that?…tehe-pero!"

No.535344

wow sage

No.535388

File: 1620530257697.jpg (1.13 MB, 1254x1771, 61763264_p0.jpg)

Omurice sure is omunice!

No.535390

File: 1620530990746.jpg (640.84 KB, 1776x1384, Esfk8ijUUAEMVhu.jpg)

>>535388
niconicohonoka

No.535391

>>535388
let's happy

No.535392

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>>535390
The hoooooonk~!

No.535394

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>>535392
doot doot happy honoka happy life

No.535395

File: 1620534870798.gif (443.84 KB, 500x281, honk.gif)

>>535394
doot doot outta the way hoooooonk~! is happily making her way through!

No.535397

honk

No.535398

>>535395
mugen happy honk yay

No.535399

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>>535397
>>535398
Running in the hallways may be banned but it doesn't stop these happy girls from hoooooonk~!ing in the hallways!

No.535401

>>535399
i've rewatched season 1 and the movie most so i dont remember this scene off the top of my head, maybe i should rewatch season 2 tomorrow to get my yearly muse honk dose

No.535402

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>>535401
I haven't fully rewatched all of the original LL I just took a lot of screenshots though sometimes I'll rewatch certain parts that have a certain screenshot for fun! Hope you enjoy rewatching season 2 if you do!

No.535404

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>>535402
love love live ive rewatched it the original series at least 5 times and the first season and movie at least 10 times

No.535408

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>>535404
Wow that is a lot of Love Live! I mean it is a nice show so I don't blame you at all!

No.535422

/ota/ heritage thread… reborn

No.535481

>>535408
Nico's mom is indeed busty, she's almost the same size as Nozomi. I wonder how Nico's sisters will end up.

No.535486

Is Nico adopted??

No.535488

i wonder at what age nico realized she'd stopped growing and was never gonna be any bigger

No.535537

>>535488
Girls stop growing in their mid teens. I wonder if they're aware and still propagate the myth that men are pedophiles for being attracted to 16 year olds

No.535539

the brain keeps developing until like 25

No.535540

Nobody ever sees a woman walking by and thinks "damn that's a good looking brain"

No.535544

>>535540
Because unlike their breasts and legs women seldom show they have a brain.

No.535550

>>535544
Wrong.

No.535551

>>535537
Their body keeps developing until they're around 21 though. Though I don't think there's any hope for Nico, she's probably stuck on that childish body forever, at least Rin and Rina can dream about getting a little bit curvier.

No.535552

makes me think of those scenes in Zombieland Saga where other kids talk about growing up and their bodies changing in the future and the zombie girls reflect on how they won't get to experience that

No.535558

>>535551
You are brainwashed and spreading misinformation

No.535559

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>>535551
rin rina and nico are perfect as they are

No.535562

File: 1620672562156.jpg (157.86 KB, 640x640, Nozomi Question mark.jpg)


No.535563

>>535562
henri loved using this image

No.535564

what if you thought a woman was being really cute but secretly she was just playing a trick on you

No.535587

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No.541766

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your omurice and complementary pantyshot has arrived goshujinsama

No.554179

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No.554188

porka orca

No.554192

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sexy as HELL porker

No.554278

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How pathetic, the gnrabbit needed the otafennec to give them a shiny mon…

No.554311

>>554278
bumping for vtuber shit

No.554314

dont think ive ever found a shiny ever in my pokemon journey

No.554402

when is the holo poke tourney



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