/ghost/ - The Graveyard

Is there a better love story than Forrest Gump?

It shows how an undesirable man can win over his love interest in the end.

All it takes is that you become a decorated war veteren, an incredible athlete, a millionaire, a celebrity and wait on hand and knee for her while she lives her life accomplishing nothing except being a STD-ridden hooker who passed her life away doing drugs, drinking, smoking and fucking complete losers, especially the ones who bullied you.

Isn't this such a great love story? Come on boys, step up to the plate!