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No. 9924

lllelee Please forgive my rudeness

No.9925

based nig

No.9926

Get out himatards

No.32068

in

No.32080

pasted

No.32088

its his turn

No.32704

tardlaughing

No.37219

its finally his turn

No.37220

woke up mornin ghoty

No.37279

cant wait any longer

No.37290

sigh xiv is down for 4 hours what am i supposed to do for 4 hours

No.37294

napped its time to game

No.37296

did my calisthenics im sweatin like a wild animal

No.48371

uh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.48373

(✯◡✯)

No.50596

its his turn again

No.50599

is this the blog might boil some eggers

No.50601

left behind

No.50602

sis had a snow day today

No.50603

whats a snow day

No.50605


No.50607


No.50608

scary

No.50609

gonno snooze

No.50611

weeping hard and snotting everywhere

No.50612

the snotweep

No.50613

ate some gimbap

No.50615

NOT sure if i should be getting bones from watching tubers

No.50617


No.50618

groan mom left a post it note saying shes begging me to call about something ive been lying about having already done for months just gonno keep my distance for the weekend

No.50619

uh post it note why doesnt she simply text you

No.50620

i only turn my sellfoam on once or twice a month

No.50621

oh

No.50622

how do you post on ota without your スマホ

No.50623


No.50624

mom had to take the electrical tape i put over her laptop off the other night and she didnt put it back on cant take a shower because shes got it pointing at the bathroom door

No.50625

hate when moms alexa picks up my showerjos

No.50626


No.50627

really need an intervention or something to stop playing rank lost 10 out of my last 11 games then went 18/1/11 on sexy little vex only to lose after 40 minutes what do i have to do to get a single win what the HELL

No.50628

uh intervention sounds like you just need to get good

No.50629

made more cawfee

No.50630


No.50631

i already lost real life cant handle getting stomped in the virtual one if its not as casual as a 24/7 dust2 or custom server im not interested

No.50632

start speedgaming

No.50633

dont have agp nor the tism

No.50635

have both of those just NOT a gamer

No.50636

know ill regret cracking

No.50637

whats to regret just save one for the morning

No.50638

theres lots to regret as soon as i start cracking i cant do stuff anymore ever since i lost the ability to game and watch while blogged out

No.50639

reading hidamari sketch theres a new character

No.50640

can still watch but only western movies and tv have to stop watching anime after two or three cans and ill have to crack for the whole show if i start

No.50641

same also with coffee and tea

No.50642

wheres the flippin paolo embed

No.50643

wrong board we dont do embeds here

No.50644

uh we all use dollchan

No.50645

sigh desuchan

No.50646

his 45 day extension was over 80 days ago wonder if hes given up and accepted his fate

No.50647


No.50648

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sbbqq50cjA
phew nice fish slicing episode

No.50649

put electrical tape back over the laptop webcam and she already removed it despite not using it if shes too retarded to use a computer intelligently thats fine but i dont consent

No.50650


No.50651

might fire up that gvza

No.50652

phew sexy 3d pomu

No.50653

woke up drank some joe and did me dailies

No.50654

daily resume sending nice youre going places kid

No.50655

thanks

No.50656

um

No.50657

havent sent out a resume in years 2 to be exact

No.50658


No.50659

>>50284
NOT bad id get it again

No.50660

gth crossthread

No.50661


No.50662

sigh i just wanted to give that guy the answer he deserved

No.50663

the only thing i deserve is a magdump

No.50664


No.50665

>>50659
die crossreply

No.50666

crying

No.50667

do you need a hug

No.50668

yes but i dont trust you wont sucker punch me in the gut if i go for it

No.50669

wouldnt do that but you might get surpised with a kiss

No.50670

uh youre not supposed to hug men

No.50671

big bro always gives me a hug when we part ways

No.50672


No.50673

the ghota mansion toilet

No.50674

good god i heard so much nonstop bitching from mom when the second toilet was broken for a year or two

No.50675

isnt that her fault for not getting it fixed for two years

No.50676

possibly but i dont work and she couldnt afford it because there was still one working one

No.50677

do toilets really cost that much just skip the blogs and snacks for a few months

No.50678

>>50670
im NOT a man

No.50679

die twotoilet

No.50680

my luxury 2 bedroom apartment has 2 toilets but i only ever use one

No.50681

got 2 toilets myself

No.50682

might be time to play ffvii

No.50683

stream

No.50684

nfvii

No.50685

NOT streaming till that guy delivers on his promise of a ffvi stream

No.50686

didnt seki already stream ffvi or am i imagining it

No.50687

washed me bedclothes cant wait to lie down and enjoy that fresh linen

No.50688

didnt promise shite
and that wasnt even the game unless im remembering wrong

No.50689

only thing ive ever wanted is an ffx stream and we never got one

No.50690

not good enough at math for jrpgs theyre all boring as hell

No.50691

was it seki i mean the guy who promised an vi stream after he finished ii

No.50692

no i mean i think he streamed it years ago

No.50693

simply grind and mash

No.50694

sigh cant run ffvii on 64bit bangblows

No.50695

>>50691
didnt promise shite and it was iv

No.50696


No.50697

>>50695
are you reneging

No.50698

simply stating a fact nothin more nothin less

No.50699

die instigator

No.50700

>>50696
nice antisemite

No.50701

>>50696
nice clopper

No.50702

wish oatman would ban the antifriendites

No.50703

gonno clop til i drop

No.50704

time for a big feast

No.50705

pic

No.50706

cant take a pic its still cooking

No.50707

well make sure to post one when its done

No.50708

ill try to remember

No.50709

is it done yet do you need a reminder

No.50710

ill post it when im done eating

No.50711

skip the pic just say what it is

No.50712

sigh the pic got corrupted ill try to recover it

No.50713

regret cracking as usual guess ill lie down

No.50714


No.50715

>>50711
gonna go to the store ill post what it was when i get back

No.50716

>>50714
sigh thats our future

No.50717

moms gonno be flippin pissed

No.50718

might make a grilled cheeser later dont have any tomato soup but ive got low sodium v8

No.50719

if not for that age of consent thing i could probably convince a 17 year old i was 22 whats the point of making it below 18 if it just lets 19 year old chads make a move

No.50720

what a crazy world the norms have created cant believe being a late bloomer means you have to die alone or become a stepfather

No.50721

wonder if i could convince a 10 year old i was 19

No.50722

lets not go that far im not talking about becoming a muslim just that no one would have thought twice if i was hanging outside a high school at my age 30 years ago

No.50723

he tried that and it didnt work out so well

No.50724

back from the store got some brewskis gonna try drinking only beer just once per week and see how it goes

No.50725


No.50726

showed mom that movie a couple years ago she loved it

No.50727

although i guess he was supposed to be like 22 in that movie and not 30

No.50728

got sexy ladies on the brain

No.50729

still could sperm the hell out of some girls i went to school with i tell you hwat but im no ped that was at least ten years after they started putting plastic and hormones in the food supply

No.50730

still regulary jo to snapping the girls i went to school with or getting snapped by them isnt that normal

No.50731

no idea whats normal among the normals beyond what i can glean from 4norm

No.50732

whats 4norm

No.50733

had a crush on a girl who looked sexy ladyesque in high school

No.50734

had a crush on the ginger girl from south africa still think about her every day and jo to her at least 3 or 4 times a week even after 14 years

No.50735

cant believe the norms trolled me epic style with memes like sexual harassment and respecting women in any other point of history besides the 2000s i would have scored

No.50736

simply reload your save and try again

No.50737

what about my 9+ years of memories posting with you fine folks it would be insanity to give all that up simply to have sex with girls and a car and friends in high school

No.50738

couldnt you just do that stuff and then post with us anyway

No.50739

ill need to tattoo it somewhere on my body before the portal opens so i dont forget to retrace my internet steps while still maintaining friendships and sexual relationships so that i end up on the 4 at the right place at the right time to eventually make it to the w

No.50740

>>50737
would rather post here than do any of that stuff

No.50741

not sure if i should crack

No.50742

you should

No.50743

okay i cracked

No.50744

what did ye crack youve got some catching up to do if its below 5%

No.50745

its a 6.1% 16oz and i also have a 6% 25oz

No.50746

Please stick it in mee myself i have one 6% 25oz and ive got 6 5.7% 15ozs great minds think alike

No.50747

cracked the 25oz

No.50748

both of you noobs have been owned i had 15 7.2% 12 ozs before i drank 6

No.50749

im the least hardcore cracker these two cans are enough to get me sufficiently buzzed

No.50750

sigh tried to flex nuts and got owned meself

No.50751


No.50752

remove the word again from his statement and youll have my life

No.50753

neckbeards getting real itchy might have to go for a nice 15 second teenshave

No.50754

mom was touching my teenbeard earlier while i was laying on the couch and saying she remembers my babyface despite it dont know if i should teenshave it and let her win or continue to be mocked

No.50755


No.50756

die jumpscare norm the first time i opened that video it was just a thumbnail i could close after recognizing the graphics but this time it started autoplaying

No.50757

uh thats not a jumpscare

No.50758

lets not kid ourselves anyone opening that is gonno flinch or jerk backwards in disgust might as well link a harlequin fetus

No.50759

gonno oog to an illegal restream of suityans concert

No.50760

not sure what you mean paolo is a handsome gentleman thats how he scored a japanese wife

No.50761

pretty crazy how ill never get to oogsperm hard into a japanese woman multiple times a day until she births my child

No.50762

shes getting back at her parents for when they grounded her for twenty years after she got an a- in kindergarten

No.50763

the ugly bastard always gets the girl

No.50764

then whats stopping you

No.50765

or should i say ようちえん

No.50766

im sexy

No.50767

pic

No.50768

sorry i lied im NOT really sexy but i like to think im at least average and no im NOT gonno post a pic

No.50769

woke up at 4am with heartburn dry skin and a fever hb todays gonna be a good day

No.50770

you sound like mom heartburn is the only one i can relate to

No.50771

i could list more like tense temples and jaw and slimy mouth

No.50772

are you experiencing any ligma

No.50773

whats ligma

No.50774

i dont know

No.50775

mindblowing that everything could have been avoided if mom bothered to take a few hours to push me out of her vagina

No.50776

cant believe they decided to remake trigun except gay as hell when the last thing they made was that epic movie but i guess thats like 13 years old now sigh

No.50777

never watched trigun

No.50778

no time like the present

No.50779

havent watched a single anime for 10 years dont plan on breaking that streak

No.50780

im getting tons of hits for this vile shite looking for amvs what a travesty norms have no shame guess i should start downloading before its all buried forever

No.50781


No.50782

>>50775
how would that have changed anything

No.50783

it was the turning point

No.50784

mom pushed me out of her vagina and im still a loser

No.50785

mom did everything to the letter and beyond but i still ended up tard because she was just overcompensating for bad genetics and being what they used to call a geriatric mother at 35 years young

No.50786

>>50784
at least you touched the inside of a girls kitty a privilege ill never have

No.50787

just wait till you hear about sex

No.50788

wasnt aware of that term what is it

No.50789

p◯n◯s in vag◯◯◯

No.50790

when did they come up with that one youd think id have been offered to do it at least once if it was real

No.50791

pretty sure even the most bitter hopeless romantics did it at least once or twice in hs

No.50792

maybe the ones constantly talking about it where was my pityflip 15 years ago

No.50793

very funny

No.50794

feeling high t today

No.50795

make sure to consume some microplastic and normahol and normabis wouldnt want you to be arrested for looking at a woman without permission

No.50796

die cannabrag id be blazing it up if i could

No.50797

nothin brag just listing all the feminizing compounds drink some tap and take ssris too

No.50798

Please stick it in me dumb soymen drinking the tap *guzzles 3 liter bottle of dr p*

No.50799

die pinko dr p comes in 2 liters here

No.50800

not a tap man im more a well man meself

No.50801

time for an ice cold can of beer

No.50802

wish i could use an ice cold can of ice beer to tempt a fair maiden with a low partner count

No.50803

sexy ladies hate beer you gotta give em cider or a mixed drink

No.50804

not a sexy lady man im more of a teens to early twenties virgin man meself

No.50805

its okay you can be honest around us

No.50806

wish i wasnt being honest dont care about peds either way since i dont have kids but ive been jerkin it to girls in their twenties since i was in my tweens

No.50807

nice hagman

No.50808

>>50803
i can imagine every time i drank beer as a kid it sucked and i was like twenty years old before i even put two and two together and realized alcohol had a drug effect but drinking wine at thanksgiving always ended in a tardout

No.50809

what are you slow or somethin

No.50810

im not even trying to be funny i literally didnt understand that drinking alcohol had an effect outside of cartoons until that age despite consuming it a dozen times and seeing it consumed thousands of times

No.50811

thats why im wonderin if youre slow or somethin

No.50812

id like to think im not retarded and i was just naturally high all the time like harlan ellison but its a coin flip

No.50813

woke up nuked some stroganoff for bfast

No.50814

was stroganoff earlier myself Please stick it in mee

No.50815

holy FLIPPPPPPPPppppppppppppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

No.50816

accidentally sneezed now mom knows im awake

No.50817

she doesnt know youre not a sleepsneezer

No.50818

beat owl father phew if i had a dad like that things wouldnt have turned out this way

No.50819


No.50820

not gonno put an egg on a burg at any mansion cookout but if its a sausage patty ill reconsider

No.50821

uhh but its the yellowbeard burger

No.50822

they doxed themselves with that can too even if i know theyre from the northeast sort of kills the redneck atmosphere

No.50823

looked that up too thought it was funny they brought faggy microbrew beer to a pitboys meat up

No.50824

what the flip the pit boys are from connecticut this is news to me feel like ive been betrayed

No.50825

theyre keepin it real plenty of rednecks in the northeast but its funny that theyre buying beer from such a leftist area

No.50826


No.50827

only time ive been up there is when i got sent up to work on uncs crab boat in maine but i didnt see any hicks and it did NOT work out well

No.50828

theyve got that guy from deathconsciousness there and its a pro illegal immigrant snap and murder zone as far as ive read on the net

No.50829

>>50827
are you saving any cash for a seaworthy vessel im gonno need a retirement plan

No.50830

uhh no and considering im not welcome aboard ever again according to unc it wouldnt be a good idea either

No.50831

what about forrest gump and sambo didnt they make it work with the scrimps

No.50832

>>50828
big bros gf loves that album it surprised me and made me think better of her

No.50833

did she ever listen to it shoveling snow as an unemployed adult virgin if not shes a dumb cunt

No.50834

if only things were that shrimple

No.50835

set an open course for the virgin sea

No.50836

2025 is the year we hit the open water

No.50837

if you me and the bros had been out there in easternmost maine taking in the majesty of the atlantic all that shit would have gone down a different way

No.50838

sigh

No.50840

snoozed a bit longer

No.50841

showered pood grindin beans think i just might game today probably gonno make and freeze some burritos later too and end the day with NOT cracking

No.50842

coffee didnt turn out so good think i still dont know how to do a pourover

No.50843

wheres hoffman guy when you need him

No.50844


No.50845


No.50846

i dont get it whats the gundam connection

No.50847


No.50849


No.50850

cant get mgs1 to run nicely on me pc

No.50851

um thats a console game

No.50852

only console i own is my trusty ds

No.50853

ate a packet of toaster pastries think theyre upsetting my stomach

No.50854

rubbing my benis

No.50855

why

No.50856

you know

No.50857

explain further

No.50858

uhh

No.50859


No.50860

oog me see sexy lady me jo

No.50861

i dont want to flip her i want to be her

No.50862

i want you to be her too

No.50863


No.50864


No.50865

me gaming while browsing ghota https://files.catbox.moe/ixj9al.webm

No.50866

flipped up my registry now epsxe doesnt work anymore

No.50867

typical wangblows

No.50868


No.50869

>>50865
hes gonno make a fine minimum wage slave welded inside of a vr helmet for 20 hour workdays

No.50870

duckstation seems to work playing sotn

No.50871


No.50872

just pull your slim ps2 out of the closet and do the swap trick with your burned cdrs like a normal person

No.50873

already told you i dont have one of those

No.50874

why NOT

No.50875

mom never bought one

No.50876

got my ps2 cos i wanted to play dbz budokai so probly christmas 02 or birthday 03

No.50877

uh what do you mena mom never bought one you would have been in high school when the slim came out and it was the price of two new xbox games

No.50878

think the fat ps2 is the best looking console ever but only because all the other consoles look like shite

No.50879

ya id agree with that what a beast the nes looks similar but i never saw one of those in rl until i was much older

No.50880

>>50877
what do you mena what do i mena never owned a normbox either

No.50881

i mena you didnt need mom to buy one it was a budget variant easily affordable with the years combined holiday cash and some lawn mowings or allowance

No.50882

had the cast the cube and the 2 but never got the box

No.50883

die allowancebrag

No.50884

new jontron

No.50885

thought we were supposed to boycott that norm but dont remember why

No.50886

>>50871
why cant that be me

No.50887

he read the official crime statistics on destinys stream karmic justice that destiny got banned from twitch for having a wrong opinion

No.50888

wonder what the big deal is about pointing out that 7 percent of the population commits 70 to 80 percent of violent crimes shouldnt that result in public shaming and embarrassment of whichever demographic group it is

No.50889

racist hours

No.50890

cant be racist if im making spic food for dinner now can i

No.50891

was just ogling some brown anime babes myself

No.50892

pic

No.50893

ambivalent feelings about blacks on the one hand they are a public nuisance who make walking the streets of our own cities an obnoxious and or dangerous experience on the other hand they are the only people in america who will never in a million years accept troonism

No.50894

love a nice post 夏休み tanned high school gal hell ya

No.50895

black trans lives matter

No.50896

glad his white half committed his crimes so he could go to ped summer camp prison instead of nonstop asssnap prison

No.50897


No.50898

accept whatism

No.50899

tanning ages skin more than anything else its why so many women look 45 at 30 cos theyve been bathing in uv radiation at every opportunity since they were 13

No.50900

minimum security isnt safer it just means theres less security actually makes it easier to shank a chomo the guards dont care

No.50901

dont those dumb foids know tanning is unhealthy *doesnt go outside for months*

No.50902

only know what a chomo is because of this place rules

No.50903

it is healthier to never go outside the meme that soaking up the sun is good for you got debunked in the late 90s but it was mom science for so long that everybody still associates exposure with health

No.50904

>>50841
coffee wasnt good barely gamed didnt make burritos gonno crack

No.50905

had also planned a feast since i have the ingredients and they wont last forever but i dont think i have room even though i barely ate today

No.50906


No.50907


No.50908

its not a cope the reason people think pale skin is a sign of poor health is because pallor is caused by anemia but people with pale skin arent anemic theyre just pale

No.50909

gonno need a selfie to judge this for myself

No.50910

not going to facedox if you want evidence just google is tanning healthy

No.50911

woke up hi what did i miss

No.50912

ya dumb norms i get all my health knowledge from google

No.50913

thats the pathetic response of a man who googled it and saw that every single article agrees with me

No.50914

actually its the response of someone who didnt google it

No.50915

wow what a cool guy hes so aloof and savy that he doesnt take 5 seconds to google something cos its beneath him

No.50916

die cosnorm

No.50917

>>50900
hes not even in minimum security its just peds only

No.50918

hate when good artists waste their talent s on ntr

No.50919

love self inserting as the girl in ntr

No.50920

your manhood and dignity

No.50921

used to hate ntr but now that im long past the age to selfinsert as the teen protag it doesnt bother me

No.50922

i just insert as the girl problem solved

No.50923

also come to understand that ntr isnt the exception but the norm specially for teens

No.50924

havent seen pasted ronald or the other mascots in a while wonder why mcds stopped using them

No.50925

mom liked carls but i preferred mcds because they had the playplace with the tubes going all across the ceiling

No.50926

heard they found syringes in the ballpit

No.50927

>>50925
forgot to mention i was 27 at the time

No.50928

yawning even though i stayed in bed until 5pm

No.50929

jod to depictions of females

No.50930

pics

No.50931

already posted

No.50932


No.50933


No.50934

bored wish i could game

No.50935

gamed a bit today still am just taking a break to eat a quesadilla

No.50936

woke up feelin terrible havin some joe

No.50937

forgot i actually did game a few days ago but it was only for ten minutes just need to find a way to take that ten minutes and multiply it by about 30 every day

No.50938

ゲームは一日一時間

No.50939

watching the new mrbeast

No.50940

>>50938
nah go big or go home if im not distracted from reality for most of my waking hours whats the point

No.50941

watchin the new torvesta myself

No.50942

fire up a nice odablock instead

No.50943

too lazy and stupid to set up pc games and normulators but i also cant afford actual consoles and modchips or flash carts and upscalers

No.50944

simply fire up vimms lair

No.50945

>>50942
never hate that norm

No.50946

gonno clop

No.50947

>>50945
ziggy

No.50948

>>50943
fire up candy crush

No.50949

>>50944
ive had romsets for years my brain is just a hollowed out husk

No.50950

pop some fish oil pills and vitamin d

No.50951

ya ive heard all the memes and even did that for a while its a hoax by big vitamin

No.50952

got some fishy d for you right here

No.50953

dont understand why norms spend months and thousands on weddings

No.50954

thought a package was arriving tomorrow been really looking forward to it but its arriving monday now

No.50955

same reason they do anything theyre just going through the motions

No.50956

dont understand why norms pretend diamonds are rare or have any real value

No.50957

had 3egg this mornin ended up sick as a dog worst gut cramps ive ever had read up on egg intolerance and im not gonno eat eggs now

No.50958

uh most value isnt real

No.50959

dont understand economics like wheres the money coming

No.50960

from the money printer

No.50961

>>50959
its just a big shell game the norms dont understand it either

No.50962

i mean companies make money by selling goods and services but those goods and services are being bought by people with money obtained by working for companies isnt that circular

No.50963


No.50964

dont understand how de beers hasnt been cancelled or why they havent stopped the rhodes scholarships

No.50965

de blogs is pasted

No.50966

sigh he loved always sunny wonder if the prisons cable package has fxx

No.50967

mindblowing that i have a higher net worth than tons of norms even though im a neet loser who hasnt made a single penny in his life

No.50968

>>50964
dont use that fake communist term and lend it legitimacy

No.50969

which term

No.50970

the one those guys with the tiny hats came up with to popularize modern day witchhunts

No.50971

well boycott and witchhunt are both too gendered

No.50972

we moved to ota because turt was cancelled

No.50973

moved to ota when he made fun of me for NOT liking the new filesize cap

No.50974

>>50971
that thought ever even entering your brain is the result of someone putting it there

No.50975

moved to ghota when i got banned for posting tubie embeds

No.50976

uh yeah all thoughts come from somewhere

No.50977

>>50975
you deserve to be tortured to death

No.50978

nice tuberager

No.50979

dont care about the tubey now that there are no thumbnails

No.50980

might grill up some dogs its been a few weeks it was when i stopped cracking for 4 or 5 days and felt like my stomach volume had doubled

No.50981

dont think goods and services matter all that much its more like the economy does better when everyone is doing lots of business because it makes rich people throw money at every stupid idea and finance bros trick everyone over 40 to invest their money into mutual funds and they throw the money at every stupid idea and every one of those people is waiting for the moment they can snake on everyone else and cash out and then everyone down the line tries to cash out but there isnt enough liquidity and most of the stupid ideas havent generated any profit and everyone realizes that half of the economy was fake all along and theres a recession and all wonder why we keep letting this happen but then we get bored and watch the new avengers movie on streaming and order a grubhub feast and everything is ok again

No.50982

thats a skip

No.50983

thats fine i dont really know anything about economics

No.50984

nobody regularly watching marvel movies and ordering food on their normphone has an iq above 85 anyway so its cool there will be no uproar about anything but gays needing to read to kids and buddies needing to be allowed to commit crime

No.50985

weird how pointless and empty my life is

No.50986

you need a j and a gf

No.50987

wish i had an iq above 85

No.50988

been around some grad school women at this thing im doing and i have no interest in any of them think i could only tolerate a gf if she was batshit

No.50989

>>50986
love going from life being pointless and empty to pointless and constantly stressful

No.50990

what thing

No.50991

life doesnt have a point just do what you want

No.50992

thats normthink

No.50993

>>50991
and yet somehow its continued for all 6000 years of human history

No.50994

>>50990
transcranial magnetic stimulation

No.50995

guess ill watch some porn

No.50996

nothin normthink norms all live by value systems even if that value system is yolo because thats still telling you what you're supposed to do

No.50997

will never break my code of honor

No.50998

honor is a normeme

No.50999

what about following the bushido code

No.51000

nah norms have no honor

No.51001

classic norms boy am i glad to be at their mercy 24 hours a day for my entire life

No.51002

its all in your mind

No.51003

uh no shit where else would it be but inside the organ that controls my body and my entire perception of reality

No.51004

dont get smart with me young man

No.51005

never understood that one either were they saying its bad to think outside the box and question things unless its a preapproved topic

No.51006

no need to question everything questionguy

No.51007


No.51008

squirted some jalapeno mustard into the bag of ham just gonno eat it like this

No.51009

spent all day cleaning

No.51010

well that was dumb its just gonno get dirty again

No.51011

thats how i usually see it but started cleaning the rectangles and snowballed from there

No.51012

havent cleaned the rectangle once in the 7 years since i bought it after i broke my last one by not squeezing all the water out of the cloth first

No.51013

started enjoying doing the dishes when mom was gone for a month its relaxing but only when theres no dishes but my own

No.51014

why was mom gone for a month its her job to clean those dishes

No.51015

didnt care to ask

No.51016


No.51017

snoozin

No.51018

might start juicing need to get big

No.51019

https://beta.elevenlabs.io/
Please stick it in mee this is great

No.51020

ya im defiantly clicking that .io link

No.51021


No.51022

spose ill game

No.51023


No.51024

https://files.catbox.moe/4ykd3t.jpeg
been seeing this quack in my friendtube recs calls himself a doctor but he flunked out of premed and got a doctorate in chiropractorism

No.51025

wow thats so interesting tell me more

No.51026

sorry should have posted a vtube link with no description

No.51027

i wouldnt have clicked it anyway

No.51028

ya you should have

No.51029


No.51030


No.51031


No.51032

eatin the last donut with my cawfee

No.51033

>>51031
sigh it was all over for him when the prosecution played this

No.51034

>>51031
Please stick it in mee paste

No.51035

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.51036

spam

No.51037


No.51038

weird how there are far more freaks and teens on the internet voicechatting in public channels these days but no epic harassment vids

No.51039

never voicechatted NOT even back in my social years on irc

No.51040

made a burrito actually made 7 and froze 6 for easy eating i dont have very high hopes for them since i overcooked the chicken

No.51041

same i would just listen and type sigh some of those guys have to be like 39 years old now

No.51042

i wouldnt listen either simply didnt use any voice chatting technology

No.51043

had to use teamspeak when raiding with me guild

No.51044

not like it matters either way wasnt able to maintain any online friendships and self sabotaged by nuking accounts and emails in spergouts

No.51045

didnt do any of that just gradually stopped firing up xchat after the channels i was in had gradually died to an average of zero messages a day from everyone moving on with their lives

No.51046


No.51047

bet some of them are still there in the sense that their bouncers are still running

No.51048

okay its game time

No.51049

wish it was game time

No.51050

its stream time

No.51051


No.51052

neuro-sama is back

No.51053

normosama

No.51054

playing against the storm damn good game ghosta ghosts

No.51055

early access thats a skip

No.51056

against the norm

No.51057

might fire up some taters n cheesers

No.51058

whats taters

No.51059

got exactly 1 (one) blog to my name guess ill crack

No.51060


No.51061

damn good cheese darn good taters eatin em with some little sausages

No.51062

got a little sausage for you right here

No.51063

how little

No.51064

need some assisted human interaction

No.51065

store had big candy hearts in the bulk aisle they were cheap so i got some never bought anything from the bulk aisle there werent any tags or anything to write down what i got so i wasnt sure how the checkout lady was supposed to know what it was thats why ive never gotten anything there well she just marked it as generic bulk candy which cost twice as much

No.51066

owned

No.51067

did you say they were for your gf

No.51068

woke up mornin ghoty time for some joe

No.51069

no i didnt say anything outside my usual script

No.51070


No.51071


No.51072


No.51073

pasted

No.51074

i dont get it

No.51075

you need to be a gamer to get it

No.51076

>>51072
holy flippp

No.51077

woke up without a bone its over

No.51078

im gaming im a gamer

No.51079

whats over puberty

No.51080

>>51077
doesnt matter if it doesnt happen once or twice its over when you can count the times it happens per year on one hand

No.51081

are you speaking from experience

No.51082

ya every once in a while itll be half hard or i wake up before ive slept deeply enough to enter rem

No.51083

getting wristmogged by asian women

No.51084

used to think that amy was the sexiest sonic character but ive recently come to realize that cream is far sexier

No.51085

sigh wish i could babysit cream

No.51086

havent seen the comic with that premise posted on 4teen a long while

No.51087

you mean rouge

No.51088

its spelled rogue

No.51089


No.51090

got one ending of sotn it was easy as flip was hoping for more of a challenge

No.51091

uh ya when they balanced it they didnt think there would be 40 year old men with 38 years of gaming experience playing

No.51092

i barely qualify as a gamer just cheesed all the bosses with the shield rod

No.51093

>>51089
pasted zogbots playing simon says with the norm telling him to climb over into the passenger seat and out of the car without using his hands just put the gun against his forehead and drag him out of the drivers side

No.51094

NOT watching 17 minutes just point me to the timestamp with the magdump

No.51095

they safely arrest him without having to shoot

No.51096

then whyd you link it

No.51097

i didnt

No.51098

cops are such kittys now that every hicksville police department gets funding for 3 tanks and nuclear warheads what happened to seamus beating ye bloody with a truncheon

No.51099

shaved

No.51100

mom got me a six pack of tallboys but the tops are filthy gonno pour

No.51101


No.51102

wish i was a tallboy

No.51103

if you were your skull would be ripped open and your contents would be drunk by a manbaby sitting at his computer

No.51104

bored guess ill fire up ranked

No.51105

>>51060
tardlaughing pasted brazilians

No.51106

wish i was brazilian

No.51107

its NOT that great

No.51108

weird how brs always start talking portuguese and expect everyone else to understand it

No.51109

says the american

No.51110

im snownig

No.51111

>>51109
wed be more than happy to never interact with any of you freaks

No.51112

not me love my BRos

No.51113

this is an italian website

No.51114

>>51111
are indonesians okay

No.51115

feel prejudice against indonesians due to holoid

No.51116


No.51117

the racistguy

No.51118

feel like theyd snitch on me if they saw me spit gum on the sidewalk or forget to tuck in my shirt and have my dick cut off or whatever they do over there

No.51119

think youre mixing them up with singaporeans

No.51120

yeah NOT even sure if the flips have a government isnt it just random war tribes over there

No.51121

indonesians are pasted love the seabros

No.51122

>>51119
its all the same shite

No.51123

meant to say indos NOT flips but same difference

No.51124

you cant just spit gum on the sidewalk thats littering

No.51125

nothin wrong with littering in manmade areas theyve already been ruined

No.51126

hate how manga volumes dont print all the color pages in color

No.51127

hate color pages period

No.51128

hate litterers PREDICTABLE how smokers just toss their butts on the ground

No.51129

its NOT a matter of if you like them or not if the artist prepared it in color then thats what i want to see NOT these grayscale pages

No.51130

the artist can suck my nuts

No.51131

theyre just doing their job you can blame the editor

No.51132

the editor can suck my nuts

No.51133

cousin likes to throw his butts in the ocean out of sight out of mind

No.51134

dont see the big deal like some nice color pages at the beginning of a 4koma chapter

No.51135

i just dont like em

No.51136

why

No.51137

because the coloring usually isnt that well done and makes the art look more childish and stupid than how it looks in black and white

No.51138

sounds like a problem with the manga youre reading

No.51139

wish i had died as a kid my life would have been almost perfect if i had just drowned or hit my head in just the right way 25 or so years ago

No.51140

pork shoulder was on sale picked up a nice 5 pounder gonna make a load of pork stew

No.51141

p anderson said dead kids go to heaven guess itd be better for most people to have been aborted

No.51142

that post made me remember a band i havent thought of in years

No.51143

>>51141
dont give a shite about anything coming out of that norms mouth

No.51144


No.51145

normburns coming back better finish my ham and cheese with jalapenos onion and hotsauce to calm it down

No.51146

nope that didnt do it time for the ol baking soda

No.51147

never got heartburn whats it like

No.51148

its like 500 pounds of fatass sitting on your chest

No.51149

never had that happen either

No.51150


No.51151

Please stick it in mee

No.51152

ken youre pissing me off and its not cause youre black neither

No.51153


No.51154

sigh he loved wearing that shirt to court

No.51155

watching a nice keyboardnig vid

No.51156


No.51157


No.51158

uh

No.51159


No.51160

wonder what laurab is up to

No.51161

probably hanging out with her bf

No.51162

groan woke up again why does this keep happening to me

No.51163

at least my breakfast coke went down smooth

No.51164


No.51165

cant find that funny because in a non hellhole dystopia potentially worth living in that footage would simply be on a tape in someones basement forever if it was recorded at all now the norms broadcast everything you do to the entire planet 24 hours a day

No.51166


No.51167

sigh can never play elden ring because i didnt buy it pre patch

No.51168


No.51170

its gods damned hot outside for january 30th have to eat lunch shirtless

No.51171

pic

No.51172


No.51173


No.51174

sexy

No.51175

just heard some really retarded things coming out of moms mouth too bad im far more logical than her but broke and totally incapable in every other way

No.51176

crying for billy

No.51177

>>51172
cant imagine watching either of these bozos but at least theyre not as bad as that other queer feel like i watched a few of the glasses guys vids a few years ago when i was considering if it was worth it to switch to gnorm/normux and run wangblows in a vm but why watch when you can read

No.51178


No.51179

read half a chapter today

No.51180

already bored of that whole thing the tucker one was almost perfect and i didnt realize it wasnt a splice until later but that barely sounds like ross even though theres hundreds of hours of him speaking on the net

No.51181

just skip em thats what i do

No.51182

die skipper

No.51183

skip the teenbeds but i still open them im just saying the novelty has already worn off for me just like videos of norms getting noscoped in that fake proxy war

No.51184

a skipper must skip

No.51185

its over anyways theyre locking it down

No.51186

bought some fancy soy sauce eatin with karaage

No.51187

nice soyboy

No.51188

forgot that chicken breast doesnt make good karaage

No.51189

NOT sure if i want to watch aris play dead space might want to play it myself some day

No.51190

its game time

No.51191

ate za

No.51192

the more time goes on the more i realize trannies are pasted as hell

No.51193

trans rights

No.51194

>>51192
you dont need to show ped solidarity with those freaks playing the same game over and over again on a timer for months is insane behavior

No.51195

>>51193
whats that

No.51196

its a dk64 reference

No.51197

im NOT really that ped

No.51198

A World Where Small, Phimosis Cocks Are Hated [English]

No.51199

might grill up some dogs gonno try to get a six pack down first

No.51200

>>51198
chuckled when i saw that one

No.51201

die phimodicks

No.51202

never had phimosis whats it like

No.51203

woke up havin some stew

No.51204

>>51202
its NOT that great you have to get circumcised

No.51205

uh no you dont you can fix it with some cream and stretching

No.51206

cured my phimosis with a healthy dose of whacking it thrice daily

No.51207


No.51208

>>51205
gonno stretch and cream you if you arent careful

No.51209


No.51210

reading manga

No.51211

sigh sudo

No.51212

trying to relax but memories of awkward social interactions are prancing in my head and im all out of the blogs needed to quell them

No.51213


No.51214

phew those were some dogs when the day comes where i cant enjoy kraut onions jalapeno mustard and pickled jalapeno slices i want you to magdump me

No.51215

>>51213
name it

No.51216

>>51215
I'm "Not" Lolita-Complex!

No.51217

oog me read ecchi me bone

No.51218

yeah thats right got a problem

No.51219

love reading ecchi even without a nice bone

No.51220

hate condimentnorms

No.51221

its official hima is flippin dead why is seki even bothering to keep it up

No.51222

hes been in a kush coma for the past 6 months and was simply too twisted to notice what happened

No.51223

uh 6 months we just moved here

No.51224

he already paid for a bunch of months ahead of time

No.51225

honestly got no idea how long its been since we moved here other than its gotta be less than a year

No.51226

>>51221
https://files.catbox.moe/s7y0rn.png sigh wish we could have kept it real too

No.51227

>>51224
owned

No.51228

feel bad for him now but i wanted to stay here before hima even came back up

No.51229

die traitors

No.51230

you reap what you sow

No.51231

what killed hima

No.51232

the fake cord screenshot i posted

No.51233

postin on ghoty was a breath of fresh air away from the overstimulation of embeds images and autoupdate it was inevitable

No.51234

>>51231
a cowboy on a steel horse named kenneth george boles blew into town one day

No.51235

>>51233
crying 90% of embeds and images were from me cant believe i killed hima

No.51236

but we have embeds images and autoupdate here

No.51237

yeah but it just feels different

No.51238

told him autoupdate was a mistake and look where it got him

No.51239

i always dual browsed ota and hima glad its all consolidated on one site now

No.51240

die raidlad

No.51241

never figured out how to autoupdate here

No.51242

you dont need that shite

No.51243

ya i do

No.51244

flip it we do it live

No.51245

why NOT go back to 4norm then

No.51246


No.51247

cant believe Ts fallen so low

No.51248

pasted big dawg

No.51249

balls shouldnt be sagging this hard in january

No.51250

tvs hbo max app stopped working had to airplay it with me iphone to watch the latest tlou

No.51251

use that iphone to dial 911 and say youre armed and have hostages

No.51252


No.51253

>>51250
you shouldnt have bothered it was an awful episode

No.51254

NOThing wrong with a nice gay romance

No.51255

why would you watch that norm filth

No.51256

must be a tubie theyll watch anything

No.51257

mom likes it when i watch stuff with her

No.51258

watching porn with mom

No.51259

is your mom 40 years old why would she be watching the latest moviegame normflix show

No.51260

this guy started calling things moviegames now he just wont stop

No.51261

simply filter

No.51262


No.51263

>>51259
shes 60

No.51264

second question still applies even more so now

No.51265

been craving soda lately even though i swore off it a decade ago

No.51266

whats wrong with calling it a movie game

No.51267

did my calisthenics im sweatin and frothin like a rabid beast

No.51268

nice i got winded after lifting a mini fridge and manually opening the garage door for mom

No.51269

snacked on some bloody scalp crumbs might follow it up with a few crustboogs

No.51270

nice feaster

No.51271

as for me its pizza wings with diet coke

No.51272


No.51273

first diet soda i had was diet coke by accident as a kid thinking it was root beer and it was vile i thought diet dr pepper wasnt too bad when mom went shopping without her glasses a year or two ago

No.51274

uh why would a thin person drink diet coke they dont need to be on a diet

No.51275

why would a fat person bother drinking it youre not supposed to be drinking soda at all if you care about living past 50 which is why i drink a coke for breakfast every day

No.51276

dads thin and past 50 and hes been drinking half a gallon of diet coke a day for the past 20 years

No.51277

hes already got piccolo and some other weird aspartame related illness

No.51278

>>51272
Please stick it in mee gotta love pasted trump https://files.catbox.moe/ju3xhh.jpg

No.51279

mindblowing that im closer to 50 than 10 wonder where the years went

No.51280

sigh nb loved having two scoops of ice cream after dinners at the mansion

No.51281

spent the best years of my life tarding out with my bros online and drinking and gaming and i wouldnt change a damn thing

No.51282

the norm you in the other timeline is living a well adjusted fulfilled life with his wife and kids

No.51283

i peaked in middle school but all that stuff has been good too if in the end it had to be this way

No.51284

>>51282
his loss

No.51285


No.51286


No.51287

both of those links are safe if youre wondering i clicked both

No.51288

the clicker

No.51289

>>51286
Please stick it in mee was going to post that

No.51290

spilled a piss can gonno take what the norms call a mental health day and ignore it

No.51291

is it irony that i feel more drunk on lower abv because it tires me out more

No.51292

ate 4 cold dogs might have to get the baking soda again

No.51293

only have 3 cold ones left for tomorrow if i snooze right now

No.51294

one dog left but no ketchup wonder if mixing tomato juice with sugar will work

No.51295

love me some v8

No.51296

not sure what exploring the circles of the aztec underworld has to do with delolified beni enma or kingprotea wearing latex

No.51297

wish i was lolified

No.51298

you might get snapped by your otamates is that okay

No.51299

youre only sweetening the deal

No.51300

deciding between joing or NOT joing then having a better one later

No.51301

jod

No.51302

weird how id probably be trans myself if it werent for my keen sense of self awareness

No.51303

if they came up with technology that actually turned you into a cute girl and not some gross disfigured freak wed all jump ship

No.51304


No.51305

Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya

No.51306

dont understand why the sun is unbelievably bright in the winter nearly blinded myself by glancing outside doesnt happen when i peek out during summer

No.51307

deepfake vids never looks like the guy when he isnt directly facing the camera which is relatively rare in porno

No.51308

>>51303
if they came up with tech that would make your mom look 16 again i would wanna flip her

No.51309

tranners have weird ideas about medicine they seem to think we can just rearrange bodyparts at will when we struggle to make the immune system not destroy transplanted vital organs

No.51310

cant stop watching chink dramas havent done anything but watch epic chink dramas for 20 straight hours

No.51311

post some recs

No.51312

nirvana in fire joy of life damn good shows

No.51313

dog woke me up too early making a ton of noise so i ended up taking a nap in moms bed forgot how comfortable pillows and blankets are

No.51314

>>51303
nah but id strongly consider flipping one

No.51315

hope all the bros get home from work and their dates soon made the last two posts

No.51316

might play some scape to try out that new boss

No.51317

stream

No.51318

hell ya cant wait for the stream its about damn time

No.51319

>>51313
sigh pastadog hope hes having a good time in dog heaven

No.51320

>>51297
how about getting delitized and foreverially tiedup all over

No.51321

>>51315
got home a while ago i simply dont have anything to blog about

No.51322

dislike wings theyre messy to eat have too much bone and cartilage and are kinda hit or miss even when buying from the same establishment too expensive for what it is its just not a good time

No.51323

>>51315
nah i just got back

No.51324

same only like boneless wings

No.51325

those are just overpriced nuggets

No.51326

might order a nice little caesars slices and stix with extra bacon on the sticks and crazy sauce on the side now thats a meal

No.51327

love a little caesars deep dish but they dont have any locations here

No.51328

havent had little caesars since may of last year

No.51329

closest location is 22 miles away and im NOT driving that far for cheap za

No.51330

havent had little sleazers since kmart closed down sigh

No.51331

simply get it delivered

No.51332

eatin fries n ranch

No.51333

>>51331
i dont want some criminally minded darkie with nothing to lose knowing where i live

No.51334

uh criminally minded at least they have jobs

No.51335

simply not interested in letting strangers into my home they dont need to know the layout

No.51336

despite what you may have learned watching mom while growing up most people dont let the pizza guy into their house

No.51337

drinking some aspepsi

No.51338

>>51336
arent they entitled to eat some of it with you

No.51339


No.51340

linormtech

No.51341

has he apologized to that one guy yet on wan show

No.51342

what guy

No.51343

browser crashed after being open for a month shouldnt have opened that normch stream

No.51344

owned

No.51345

didnt feel any different taking supplements stopped taking em still dont feel different

No.51346

weird how over 100000 people die every day yet i cant easily buy a skeleton

No.51347

skelenorm

No.51348

NOThin norm just want my decor to match the darkness of my soul

No.51349

sometimes browse Gaia while im busy rotting PREDICTABLE how predictable the comments are just realized theyre probably just bots

No.51350

rope calling more intensely than ever before might almost be time

No.51351

stream

No.51352

>>51349
which subGaias do you browse

No.51353

id rather NOT say

No.51354

>>51350
was feeling it earlier this month too but now its back to normal levels you just need to wait it out

No.51355

watchin nanners

No.51356

whats nanners

No.51357

both of you can die

No.51358

why

No.51359

felt the opposite i was semi optimistic at the start of the year

No.51360

woke up drinkin some joe and gaming

No.51361

rereading old chapters of machikado mazoku mikans bra is quite visible in chapter 18 i guess thats fashion

No.51362

ate blt for dinner

No.51363

>>51361
die readnorm

No.51364

NOThin norm would have roped years ago if it werent for my manga friends

No.51365

wish i was smart enough for manga

No.51366

NOThin smart its simply picture books for manchildren

No.51367

im NOT a manchild im a manteen

No.51368

im manbaby

No.51369

nice manteen

No.51370

watching serial mom sigh wish my mom was this epic

No.51371

weird to think how close i came as a teen to becoming a norm

No.51372

did i ever tell you about my close female friends in school

No.51373

ya im sure if we had just faked one less sickday we would have ended up becoming normal young adults

No.51374

wouldve been a norm if i hadnt been afraid of talking

No.51375

but chicks dig the quiet stoic type

No.51376

nah they think quiet means creepy or boring

No.51377

really only good at talking to mom but i dont think its possible that i could find a girl with the same level of naivete that i seem funny or worth voluntarily being in the company of think that chance existed for a very brief period of time when i was a teen and would have ended by adulthood

No.51378

youd have to find a girl who didnt grow up with internet access for that

No.51379

impossible in the first world if she was born after 1990

No.51380

exactly

No.51381

just get a nice mennonite gf

No.51382

cant compete with amish chads

No.51383

love telling mom about 911 and conspiracies

No.51384

dont care about conspiracies anymore no one even bothers trying to hide anything 80 percent of the population agreed to get euthanized and thats on top of everything else that was depressing 5 years ago at this point if you told me there was a massive conspiracy to hide anything good about life id believe you

No.51385

die antivaxxer

No.51386

thats the 20 percent that wont die at least not of aids and cancer but whats the point if society grinds to a halt who would want to live in that book the road

No.51387

daydream about living in empty world all the time itd be great as long as there werent any norms around

No.51388

remember when the movie version of that came out told mom the book was good so she went and saw it and got really angry and said it was the worst movie she ever saw and that there was no point and the whole thing was stupid because of the ending Please stick it in mee

No.51389

dont remember the ending but nice tardmom

No.51390

nah shes smart

No.51391

if all the norms got wiped out we could camp out at the store and snack all day

No.51392

thats what i think about just snackin and drinkin at the local store all day often lie in bed and plan out all the things id do and where id set up my base and how id run the generators or battery setup and stuff like that sometimes extend the daydream into a world where everyone gets wiped out except me and all the girls under the age of 12

No.51393

sigh sounds like paradise

No.51394

nah sounds like hell those little bitches would get on your nerves after a few hours

No.51395

had a dream where i bought a 4070 ti

No.51396

>>51392
run the generators huh with what your electrical engineering phd

No.51397

uhh no i mean portable generators with the unlimited amount of gasoline and fuel stabilizer that would be available

No.51398

played me a few several hundred hours of cataclysm i know how it works you cant just spend half of every day siphoning out of cars

No.51399

would only need to do it every now and then to get the fuel pumps at a gas station running gather a bunch of containers and then pump up a few hundred gallons and add stabilizer and thats a goodly supply also probably wouldnt be that hard to find some power inverters and spend a day carting car batteries to the base and those would last a long time too

No.51400

could take you weeks to find half a dozen 55 gallon drums to store all that and you can only get 15 hours worth of electricity to neet it up with out of a normal 11 gallon car tank

No.51401

well it all works out in my imagination and then the sexy ladies fall in love with me so there shouldnt be a problem

No.51402

why not simply raid a solar panel store

No.51403

thatd be the realistic option but i like imagining the different scenarios

No.51404

hope you can find a recent phonebook and an up to date map or have an offline map program and the addresses of local solar panel stores on your rectangle

No.51405

washed some normadryl down with the last blog realized its the first of the month

No.51406

>>51377
nah there are lots of airhead girls youre projecting your selfawareness on them

No.51407

all the naive airhead girls have been flipped hard by hundreds of men

No.51408

ya so you have a shot

No.51409

hope everyone here isnt under the delusion that we could ever hope to get virgin gf in our 30s

No.51410

why NOT dont men peak in their 30s

No.51411

would rather cope and die as a virg than lose my purity to a whore

No.51412

you expect too much of women its you projecting again

No.51413

dumbest thing men do is think women are a moral animal who can take responsibility women are a social animal they cant do anything but reflect their society

No.51414

you must be fun at parties

No.51415

im such a loser i didnt get invited to my own birthday party #foreveralone

No.51416

craving mango

No.51417

hate normgo

No.51418

woke jacked gonna shower

No.51419

animu & mango

No.51420

tsumo desu

No.51421


No.51422

dont tell me what to do bitch

No.51423

won an internet argument now im eating reheated za

No.51424

lets see it

No.51425

link that arg

No.51426

shat bigly

No.51427


No.51428

made cawfee

No.51429

mom bought a weight bench shes getting jacked

No.51430

uh you cant just let her usurp your role as man of the house

No.51431

need her in shape so she doesnt fall and die in 5 years

No.51432

sv3rige said lifting weights kills you

No.51433

only like his vegan ownage vids

No.51434

think im gonno give rs3 a try if they release fresh start worlds again

No.51435

already in a bad mood after using the net for a mere hour but the alternative where i try to ignore everything about reality and the modern world isnt sustainable either

No.51436

chicken breast jumped from $2 to $2.69 its flipping over

No.51437

cracked open a can of bubblewater drank some poured in some sake i call it a sake highball or kehai for short its surprisingly good

No.51438

got cheese crackers snarfed too many down feel sick

No.51439

dont understand the fats im NOT thin myself but i feel sick if i eat too much defiantly NOT capable of achieving infinifat status

No.51440

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.51441

woke up time for some joe

No.51442

what good did my above average sized member ever do for me

No.51443

pic

No.51444

doing some scape speedrunning Please stick it in mee its fun

No.51445

stream NOW

No.51446

>>51434
you still have to play ironman because of treasure hunter Please stick it in mee but its really fun

No.51447

oh rs3 never mind about the stream

No.51448

osns

No.51449

its osrs

No.51450

ill give rs3 a try if theres a new fresh world event for now im doing demon slayer speedrunning for the graceful upgrade

No.51451

beat sotn bit anticlimactic when the end is hours wandering around trying to find where to go then curbstomping dracula in two seconds

No.51452

nice spoilers

No.51453

tried to play europa universalis 3 but im too tard for real time strategy or to read the pdf of the manual

No.51454

havent played an rts since aoe2 i dont remember being any good either

No.51455

normola normoralis

No.51456

shouldve gotten a chair and tv years ago

No.51457

tired of tvbrag

No.51458

i believe you mean jealous

No.51459

ya thats right so what

No.51460

simply buy one dont you have some money left from your christmas bonus

No.51461

need a nice a95k

No.51462


No.51463

new glasses are in the mail

No.51464

if i was rich id defiantly own a mansion and hire a maid and i dont mean a fat mexican one

No.51465

>>51461
convinced mom to buy a big sony tv a few years ago and it broke within or just at the 5 year mark so it basically cost 100 bucks a year what a joke

No.51466

uh dont buy the $500 monkey models

No.51467

paid less than $200 for mine so it only needs to last 2 years

No.51468

>>51466
thats about 300 too much for a tv as it is

No.51469

a nice hisense a6 or a tu8000 for cheap

No.51470

had a nice 52 inch sony bravia since 2008 its still trucking

No.51471

supposedly theyre making 40 inch monitors now which are basically tvs except without the spyware and features only subhumans use like frame interpolation

No.51472

weird that they cost twice as much as a tv with the same panel

No.51473

never downgrading to 4k anyway not my problem

No.51474

turned on chromatic aberration in the game settings

No.51475

pic

No.51476

uh my tv doesnt have any of that stuff simply dont buy a so called smart tv

No.51477

nothin wrong with some nice frame interpolation

No.51478

you dont have a choice they realized its a perfect attack vector into your living room and put it in all of them

No.51479

uh what do you mean i dont have a choice i made the choice to buy a tv without spyware features i think were talking past each other here

No.51480

and im telling you you cant buy a tv without that shite from any american consumer retailer and havent been able to for several years

No.51481

i take it back you can buy one but its gonno be 10 inches from some chink brand

No.51482

and im telling you the tv that i just bought last month from probably the largest american consumer retailer doesnt have any of that shite

No.51483

dont see the problem got NOThing to hide

No.51484

you never said what model it was but i think i know maybe i should save up for one and just leave it in the box until my monitor breaks

No.51485

if you know what model it is then whyd you say it doesnt exist ten minutes ago

No.51486

its just fudguy

No.51487

weird how i could get more gaming and watching done back when my setup was a 1280x1024 monitor balanced on a stack of boxes

No.51488

>>51485
i didnt know so i looked

No.51489

couldve just asked

No.51490

thats not my style

No.51491

gamed hard

No.51492

what are you some kind of gamer

No.51493

fired up some sad video game music now im crying

No.51494

link

No.51495

youll just reply with the name of the game but with a word replaced with norm just like you always do

No.51496

>>51494
no super mario

No.51497

>>51495
id never do that

No.51498

too late already saw through your tricks

No.51499

eating some soda and lemon cake

No.51500

sonorm and norman cake

No.51501

normnorm

No.51502

have to find something else to do all day besides open threads on the 4 been lurkin for more than 5 years now

No.51503

i was able to stop reading american renaissance every morning because it was raising my blood pressure but that barely took up any time

No.51504

pasted jared

No.51505

whats the catch with the ffxiv free trial theres no way they really let you play to 60 unless their 60 is like wows 20

No.51506

the max level is 90 it lets you play the base game story and the first expansion but it would be like if the wow trial let you play through the wotlk content

No.51507

that could kill a few hours

No.51508

more than a few but its 30 hours of walking and fetch quests with a 2 button roation

No.51509

sounds like they had my intelligence and skill level in mind

No.51510


No.51511

guess ill snooze

No.51512

spam

No.51513

weird how norms will talk about rising inequality then turn around and justify racism against white people by saying they hold so many positions of power and things need to be balanced out if inequality is so high doesnt it stand to reason the white people in power arent representative of the generic white person you see on the streets

No.51514

Any guy who bathes, doesn't say mean things, tries to make himself more attractive, doesn't consider a woman unattractive because she isn't an 8+, and learns to strike up a conversation with the opposite sex will find someone sooner or later.

I don't know much about them, but people presented as hopeless romantics generally seem unwilling to put much effort into any of that. If I had sat at home all day, played video games and really let myself go, does that make it involuntary or just lazy?

No.51515

dont let turt read that

No.51516

started watching the ai generated seinfeld on twitch

No.51517

the seinfeldguy

No.51518

ai kramer said something racist Please stick it in mee

No.51519

gamed sc2 hard all day

No.51520

rubbed my penis for a bit

No.51521

AMD is ‘undershipping’ chips to keep CPU, GPU prices elevated

No.51522

>>51519
die sc2

No.51523

they made too many skus they shouldnt have bothered until the x3d chips were ready those should have simply been zen 4

No.51524


No.51525

made cawfee

No.51526

guess theres 6 more weeks of winter hope it flipping snows already

No.51527

sis made covfefe sipped it all

No.51528

its gonno be warm all week next week dont hold your breath

No.51532


No.51538

Drove for the first time in months little shaky but no big deal mom needed me to move the car with failing brakes thats been on the lawn since the fall and i had to keep getting in and out with the parking brake to get it right on the driveway

No.51539

got a biggie bag from wendys

No.51540

pic

No.51541

hi? rnnnnnnnn

No.51542

uh

No.51543


No.51544

sigh need to find aNOTher game to game

No.51545

im actually losing my mind trying to speedrun demon slayer

No.51546

weird i just looked all over the thread and i cant find the link to your stream

No.51547

bacon pepperdogs in the oven

No.51548

NOT getting tricked into turning on a 0 view stream again

No.51549

id dedicate a background tab to it just for you

No.51550


No.51551

been walking around with a dried snot rocket on my shirt all day Please stick it in mee i remember wondering where it went last night

No.51552

didnt your manager say anything

No.51553

you mena mom no i didnt even notice because my shirt is red and green and brown too

No.51554

The Boss

No.51555

phew done with demon slayer gonno start prince muhammad rescue now Please stick it in mee

No.51556

momager

No.51557

dont know these games

No.51558

cleaned a dish thats been on my floor since the fall of 2020

No.51559

pic

No.51560

nothin to pic its just another clean bowl now

No.51561

hell ya lets see it

No.51562

dont remember the last time i made pancakes

No.51563

gthpb

No.51564

uh pb

No.51565

whats wrong with pancake batter

No.51566

picbeg

No.51567

felt like using my monitor speakers since moms gonno be gone for another hour or two but its not worth the hassle of getting on the floor and snaking the hdmi cable behind the desk and into the video card

No.51568

got a call gramps is in the hospital dont think hell be leaving it either

No.51569

eating graham crackers and browsing sexy drawings

No.51570

hope moms on speaking terms with him kaching

No.51571

grams still around

No.51572

woke up not feelin so good

No.51573

sigh malguy

No.51574

do futanari have prostates

No.51575

played sound voltex for two and a half hours straight hands are aching

No.51576

normd voltex

No.51577

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.51578

wonder what info the chinese can get from a balloon with a camera taped to it that they cant simply get from google maps

No.51579

uh google is banned in china

No.51580

cant they just use a vpn

No.51581

Please stick it in mee done with prince ali rescue and below ice mountain only missing one quest now

No.51582

only know one of those

No.51583

>>51574
only if they have balls

No.51584


No.51585

wish i was her

No.51586

why

No.51587

so i could get flipped hard in my kitty

No.51588

u got dat boipucci

No.51589

>>51581
gth questnorm

No.51590

quests are the main campaign everything else is just fluff

No.51591

wouldnt mind flipping a boy provided they were sufficiently petite and androgynous

No.51592

despise osrs questing youll find me skilling up a storm

No.51593

how about picking up some actual skills in real life

No.51594

how about you suck the shite outta my arse

No.51595

die rudenorm

No.51597


No.51598

shes cute

No.51599

wish i was cute

No.51600

maybe you are lets see a pic

No.51602

sorry youre not cure youre a gross little bug

No.51603

crying

No.51604

mom got a 12 pack on her way home from work gonno tard out

No.51605

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.51606

wonder what triggers an autism flareup in this guy

No.51607

same

No.51608

its the bot

No.51609

which guy

No.51610

looked up that robot seinfeld thing from earlier pretty funny could imagine seeing it on adult swim 15 years ago

No.51611

im looking forward to the youtube clips and webms posted at appropriate times

No.51612

>>51606
probably when someone posts about food

No.51613

favorited 1815 doujins and only 388 have sexy ladies in them guess im only 21.3% ped

No.51615

sigh forgot where i was

No.51616

wouldnt mind being able to have sexual intercourse with a human female once in my life but the norms said i couldnt

No.51617


No.51618

love me some Brutal Blackpill: What Women Really Want @beautyisontheinside

No.51619

turts not gonno like this one

No.51620

>>51617
pasted sv3rige

No.51621

hes pretty pasted for having faggot shit on his page to avoid getting banned and for banging that hot broad he had on there a few years ago other than that nah

No.51622

sigh wouldnt mind a nice varg embed

No.51623

sigh those were the days would have appreciated them more if i knew what was coming

No.51624


No.51625

>>51624
varg you look so different

No.51626

Please stick it in mee

No.51627

oh shit forgot i put the soup i was cooking outside to cool hope that owl thats been making noise lately doesnt want it

No.51628

pasted retarded varg is wearing a backwards baseball cap in all of his videos but because hes from some commie country and just trying to hide his balled head he just looks like a muslim in the thumbnails

No.51629

dont think our brains were meant for the internet need a dopamine detox stat

No.51630

the norms werent meant for it thats how they flipped everything up so fast

No.51631

the norms turning the big tube into real life really fucked my life up big time

No.51632

ended up watching the ultimate showdown and still remembered all of the lyrics too bad ill never score and teach it to the tng

No.51633

whats tng

No.51634

think for a second itll come to you

No.51635

im to tard

No.51636

soooo tard

No.51637

bored of ai generated seinfeld now

No.51638

enjoyed it once i hid the chat

No.51639

my life was just like pink floyds the wall when i was 13 and now that im a week and a half away from turning 30 its never been more true

No.51640


No.51641

It’s sad, that people would rather watch AI then a dedicated, hardworking funny streamer, and twitch and YouTube is filled with these people

No.51642

get a real job kid

No.51643

its 2023 streaming is a real job

No.51644

nah

No.51645

snoozin

No.51646

spewed hard for the first time in a while

No.51647

petra flipping made it

No.51648

no idea who the fuck that is if its a tubie i hope you get shot in the throat and left to bleed

No.51649

take a chill pill tuberager

No.51650

how about you take a bottle full and die

No.51651


No.51652

woke up who invited the cussnorm

No.51653

dont know but im air frying some chicken strips and hashbowns

No.51654

ate

No.51655


No.51656

https://files.catbox.moe/6fes8j.jpg gotto love american architecture

No.51657

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.51658

>>51656
looks good

No.51659

laughed at a vocaroo

No.51660


No.51675

watching technig

No.51676


No.51677

Please stick it in mee pasted

No.51678

wish i had some gatorade

No.51679

tried to make some by dumping salt in a glass of juice

No.51680

uh

No.51681


No.51682

>>51680
isnt it just sugar water flavoring and salt

No.51683

new glasses arrived theyre a bit clearer but a lot more distorted around the sides and im NOT sure if its a net benefit

No.51684

pic

No.51685

no

No.51686

cant believe mom spends so much time babbling on the phone despite having nothing to say

No.51687

spend too much time on ghota despite having NOThing to say

No.51688

dont know what ghota is but maybe you should go back there

No.51689

uhh im already there

No.51690

feel like its too late for a hair of the blog but im just gonno keep spewing and rejecting all food and liquid otherwise

No.51691

you need to detox

No.51692

szs said detox is bad

No.51693

and look where that got him

No.51694


No.51695

thats snap

No.51696

she loves it

No.51697

i know i would

No.51698

love reading r34 comments

No.51699

dont know what that is

No.51700


No.51701

back

No.51702

interpreted szs as in but i mightve been mistaken

No.51703

hate arrogant aninorms

No.51704

got dry scaly skin for the past week or two

No.51705

anyone wants to play Ultra Fightだ! キャンた2 when it gets rollback

No.51706

nice scalie

No.51707

its NOT nice it hurts and occasionally bleeds

No.51708

too tard for fighting games

No.51709

sigh haruo

No.51710

all specials are one button press theres no motions you can participate too

No.51711

can only smash

No.51712

looking forward to the melee tournament at the mansion

No.51713

ill NOT play melee

No.51714

why NOT

No.51715


No.51716

its NOT a fighting game im a kyanta 2 player through and through

No.51717

uh yeah its NOT a fighting game im too tard for fighting games

No.51718

kyanta 2 is for tards thats why i play

No.51719

eatin dilla with lotsa cheese

No.51720

started playing rotn its okay but a letdown following sotn the movement feels awkward

No.51721

sounds good might make some tomorrow when i can eat again

No.51722

ive started adding some cajun seasoning in the middle really kicks it up a notch highly recommended

No.51723

guess ill try to speedrun temple of the eye now

No.51724


No.51725

woke up mornin mates

No.51726


No.51727


No.51728


No.51729

ive been begging for aNOTher osrs stream for years and you think i wouldnt watch

No.51730

rubbed the lotion on me skin

No.51731

when the new osrs skill comes out ill stream my remaax

No.51732

still remember that failed fire cape stream fondly Please stick it in mee

No.51733

ill make sure to remind you

No.51734

remember it with great fury

No.51735

some real bad cgi in bofuri2 even just in normal shots of the characters faces defiantly prefer QUALITY shots to this

No.51736

bofuri deez

No.51737

some loud basketball americans hollerin and shootin hoops outside i thought the cold would keep em inside finally but no

No.51738

ball is life

No.51739


No.51740

already gone through a few glasses of sake even though i bought it for cooking considering pouring aNOTher

No.51741

>>51676
pasted dagothchama

No.51742

i skipped that one looks like i made the right choice

No.51743

you made the wrong choice its pretty amusing

No.51744

unbelievable the paolo embed is late again

No.51745

>>51739
often think about this comic and sympathise with sakuragi when i see a sexy lady in public

No.51746


No.51747

gonno get real wild and try drinking water if it still gets rejected im giving up and snoozing

No.51748

drinkin some wine

No.51749


No.51750

sobering up

No.51751

groan nicovideo needs a verification code for me to log in and i dont have access to that email anymore because kikle wants a phone number thought id just make a new account with my airmail but i cant remember my password and it locked me out after three failed tries

No.51752

just make a new account

No.51753

uh dont you have a phone

No.51754

>>51752
did you just stop reading after three words or did you try to continue but your eyes glazed over

No.51755

fire up a nice protonmail account

No.51756

isnt that the one you have to pay for

No.51757

they have free accounts now

No.51758

NOT falling for that one

No.51759

why not

No.51760

sobered up managed to do a whole lot of NOThing whereas if id stayed sober i mightve been able to game guess ill snooze

No.51761

feeling chilly maybe because its subzero outside and my window is open hope i dont wake up

No.51762

close your window

No.51763

no

No.51764


No.51765

gamed

No.51766

sigh windowguy

No.51767

https://files.catbox.moe/2ynv68.PNG Please stick it in mee pasted

No.51768

explain it scapenorms

No.51769


No.51770


No.51771

Please stick it in mee

No.51772

>>51768
hes posting a picture of his character wearing a cosmetic he unlocked from speedrunning quests on the designated speedrunning server

No.51773

nice speedrunner

No.51774

need a nice speedrunner gf

No.51775

saw a big manly tranny when i was buying wine yesterday

No.51776

theres a chance you dont mind a tranny one like the gdq conehead guy

No.51777

need to speedrun to my grave

No.51778

dont say that you have so much to live for

No.51780


No.51781

saw that one on the youtube

No.51782

die tuber

No.51783


No.51784

teenlaughing at sasukekw uchihaha

No.51785

nice twitchteen

No.51786

havent had a nice teenlaugh in a while

No.51787


No.51788

pasted assmongoloid

No.51789


No.51790

die tubeteen

No.51791

Please stick it in mee

No.51792

depressed already wish i wasnt a mental weakling

No.51793


No.51794

>>51792
simply start posting tubie clips and the ensuing bullying will build your mental toughness

No.51795

thats low functioning autism not mental toughness

No.51796

might make cawfee

No.51797

spent another ten minutes pacing and talking to myself after getting buttfrustrated reading the 4 cant keep doing this but i cant game or watch either

No.51798

sounds like you need to escape the negativity of the 4 how about browsing gaia instead

No.51799

not where id look to escape retardation plus the roles have reversed half of 4teens threads come from it now anyway

No.51800

i its know NOT whered you look you already said you use the 4 for that and its NOT working so evidently your opinions are wrong on this matter

No.51801

woke up thermostat says its 45 degrees inside Please stick it in mee gonno shower and make coffee

No.51802

>>51800
never said that its simply an ingrained habit if i was where i am right now 20 years ago id just be watching tv and channel surfing all day its the same thing

No.51803

maybe you should try getting a job

No.51804

no i dont think ill be doing that

No.51805

>>51801
whats on todays agenda

No.51806

made coffee gonno watch an ep after that maybe game maybe browse

No.51807

lip cyst still there and aNOTher lump too sensitive to heat so its hard to drink coffee

No.51808


No.51809

love heading over to the selfie corner with the bros

No.51810

made grilled cheesers

No.51811

uh you cant just make grilled cheesers its too early for lunch

No.51812

that was brunch

No.51813

toes are freezing wearing two thick socks on each foot

No.51814

supposedly its like 5 degrees a few feet away from where im sitting through a wall but its not cold enough for socks

No.51815

uh 5 degrees will cause frostbite in minutes

No.51816

maybe if its windy but thats why im to the left of the wall indoors and not to the right of it

No.51817

trying to jo but hands are too numb

No.51818

tell your gf to do it

No.51819

i havent met her yet

No.51820

gonno shower yank on my penis for a while then nap

No.51821

groan forget the nap mom decided to leave without telling me cant risk oversnoozing

No.51822

wouldnt want to be late for work

No.51823

simply have a chance to fix my sleep schedule because i woke up so early wouldnt mind getting back on the ol 4am to noon

No.51824

wake up around 7am every day

No.51825

wake up at 9pm myself about to snooze

No.51826

chinese balloon just floated over my house

No.51827


No.51828

why hasnt the military shot it down yet mindblowing that they just let chinks get away with it

No.51829


No.51830


No.51831

Please stick it in mee

No.51832


No.51833

as 99 chink balloons go by

No.51834


No.51835

rooms starting to feel like a cluttered animal crossing house

No.51836

love having nine coelacanths in individual fish tanks and a floating ufo in my room

No.51837

what about your nes games arent you a gamer

No.51838

bought some clothes for work from uniqlo

No.51839


No.51840

uniqlo more like unislow

No.51841

uh you mena unormqlo

No.51842

if everythings norm then NOThings norm

No.51843

As long as you're a decent person with reasonable standards even ugly guys get laid in college. If a girl is comfortable around you and horny, the magic will happen.

I'm a gamer nerd who loved hanging out on engineering campus. Most of the time the nerdy guys I fucked, I started by complimenting their gamer gear (Tshirt, hoodie, bag/backpack). As long as they could carry a conversation once I started it, you're good to go. growing up around nerdy guys, I understood that it's hard to make the first move to make friends or ask a girl out. So I'd do it for them.

TLDR: just don't be creepy and you'll probably be okay

No.51844

ended up napping too long anyway sigh hope this doesnt flip me up and i can still snooze later

No.51845

>>51839
pasted tom

No.51846

fixin myself a dang quesadilla

No.51847

bought sushi and snacks

No.51848

uh sushi you better have enough to share

No.51849

never had sushi

No.51850

same get your ass back in the kitchen and cook that shit if im paying full price you little jap bastards your tricks wont work on me

No.51851

just zap it for a few minutes

No.51852

next youre gonno tell me they want me to pay full price for a meal and cook it myself on a grill built into the table

No.51853

sigh the good old days going to gyu-kaku with sean

No.51854

my anime club went to kbbq instead

No.51855

so bored i might actually watch anime

No.51856

hell ya fire it up

No.51857

i would if i could watch on

No.51858

watch on brother you have my blessing

No.51859


No.51860

phew now that was one damned fine normime if i do say so meself

No.51861

only a bit of wine left

No.51862

>>51860
hmm it only has a 7.29 on mal

No.51863

There’s no dancing around the fact that this is a show about an adult woman pedophile. And we are supposed to think this is funny. I just don’t understand this trend. Do the writers think it’s OK because they’re both female, or that a woman predator is not “really” a threat? Who is this even aimed at? Creepy men? The untapped creepy women market? Regardless of the answer to any of those questions, this is an extremely bad show and you should avoid it all costs.​

No.51864

time to fire up the isopropyl isopropyl

No.51865

gotta agree with that review

No.51866

die anti

No.51867


No.51868

sweats got that man smell around the crotch

No.51869

attract some ladies with your pheromones

No.51870

think ill make some queso dillas of my own the million dollar question is do i use flour or corn ive got both

No.51871

flour
hate corn

No.51872

burnshite bloodwiped

No.51873

the corn ones are already opened though moms gonno get the belt

No.51874

woke up drank some joe

No.51875

love drinking my jo

No.51876

i know you do but what am i

No.51877

a filthy flippin faggot

No.51878

good morning sirs

No.51879

oh yeah whats so good about it huh

No.51880

phew good dilla used way too much oil though the bottle looked almost empty

No.51881

uh you shouldnt be using any oil

No.51882

how do you fry the tortilla

No.51883

fry everything in snapseed oil

No.51884

mom only buys avacado gsnapseed coconut and olive

No.51885

havin a big pair of grilled cheese and 'penos sandwiches

No.51886

the tortilla just goes on the pan

No.51887

its a wild neet night all right

No.51888

is a quesadilla a grilled cheese

No.51889

id say ya

No.51890

frying up some marinated chicken breasts in some nice cancer oil gonna have them with pasta

No.51891

dont even really like eating but ive got nothing else going on

No.51892

what about gaming

No.51893

nah

No.51894

wonder why sexy ladies love showing off their bodies so much

No.51895

die ped

No.51896

nothin ped just somethin i noticed

No.51897

theyre sooo tard

No.51898

the tardness of a sexy lady ! mindblowing !

No.51899

sigh mindblowing guy

No.51900

never knew how good i had it when i could wake up and read a post about a mindblowing buttchild

No.51901

the kodomokids

No.51902


No.51903

hanged curtains

No.51904

playing sexy lillia in ranked

No.51905

phew

No.51906

>>51903
thats cool im hangin deez

No.51907

deez what

No.51908

mom said im grounded if i finish the joke sorry

No.51909


No.51910

finished washing the dishes

No.51911

>>51908
its ok i wont tell your mom

No.51912


No.51913

was unlucky and spawned as a fat hairy manbaby so ill never know what its like to be called cute

No.51914

cute is an insult for a man it means youre a little kitty

No.51915

wonder if i was a sexy lady in my past life that roped

No.51916


No.51917

glad i stuck by my never read unfinished manga rule and didnt touch normzerk now i dont have to be blueballed by the lack of an ending

No.51918

you self owned when you could have spent the last 20 years reminiscing about the epicness

No.51919

thats a good life philosphy if you cant make a metallica montage out of it i dont give a shite

No.51920

nah avoided a self ownage no point in a story without an ending

No.51921

its about the friends we made along the way

No.51922

never learned how to make friends

No.51923

only have one blog left do i or dont i that is the question

No.51924


No.51925

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.51926

did ye now

No.51927

whats for breakfast fellas im thinkin chicken strips and hashbrowns

No.51928

just had a big triple serving of beef pot pie

No.51929

scratch that out of hashbrowns have to settle for potato wedgies

No.51930

im thinking a cup of coffee and maybe some cinnamon graham crackers

No.51931

water stopped working

No.51932

ota keeps going down its over

No.51933

turt be ddosing

No.51934

sigh where do we meet when the o and the w are down

No.51935

on da big 4

No.51936

have to shite but i wont be able to flush or wash my hands

No.51937

pewds is having a baby

No.51938

had just enough emergency jugs to flush guess ill go buy supplies

No.51939

cant imagine what sort of devilspawn that kid will turn into being born into a rich family with that norm as your dad

No.51940

>>51934
we retake the jay le jour du retour is coming

No.51941

le Please forgive my rudeness

No.51942

lel

No.51943

thought that was filtered

No.51944

>>51934
there was one cowardly little man who once claimed to have our backs but hes busy arguing on gaia about the sexiest pokemon or something

No.51945

he said he doesnt need our negativity now that hes found real friends on discord

No.51946

NOThin negative about my bros its called realism

No.51947

forgot the big sportsball match is next week gonno load up on sale price snacks and soda and not watch it

No.51948

mp automatically replenishes in this game but NOT hp now i got a skill to recharge hp with mp but it comes out to over 5 seconds per hp point and i have over 600 hp points but if they think i wont use it anyway theyre sorely mistaken been reading manga as i play

No.51949

hp point

No.51950

heard discord is where all the peds hang out these days to groom little kodomokids

No.51951

ya but theyre the 40 year old troll regret goons that became trannies not virpeds like our friends here

No.51952

NOThin wrong with the nice transvestites

No.51953

steak n fries night

No.51954

waters back

No.51955

was feeling alright but then i heard moms voice sigh made a mug of cawfee

No.51956

pic

No.51957

actually took one but you can see my fingernail in the reflection because of the flash just imagine black water

No.51958

wish i had an imagination

No.51959


No.51960

gonno try to game for any temporary relief from this mortal coil

No.51961

woke up stomach is burning argh

No.51962

fire up the omeprazole

No.51963

normeprazole

No.51964

wish i could snooze for days at a time

No.51965

its NOT that great

No.51966

how would you know if youre not conscious for it

No.51967

love browsing dreamota

No.51968

last night dreamed i found a kiddie porn stash on my hard drive

No.51969

dreamed that i was in an attic filled with mold checking mouse traps by flashlight

No.51970

are you sure thats a dream memory NOT just a normal memory

No.51971

him or me i really have done that but in the basement theres no attic

No.51972

same keep my stash in the basement so i can flood it if the cops come

No.51973

groan wasnt paying attention bought the oversized 12" tortillas instead of the normal large ones

No.51974

isnt that a good thing

No.51975

fire up the megadilla

No.51976

its NOT a good thing they cost more per oz and i prefer to have two dillas spaced out if i want to eat a lot

No.51977

the dilla spacer

No.51978

what does the cost per oz matter if youre getting more just cut em in half

No.51979

you are an idiot

No.51980

thats not very nice

No.51981

sigh made a burrito but started feeling bloated and sick and feverish as it was cooking now if i eat it ill feel worse but i dont want to waste food

No.51982

naturally im eating it tried adding garlic its okay

No.51983

hope you puke your guts out after being so rude

No.51984

uh rude to who

No.51985

rudeguyhours gonno snooze

No.51986

subs translated fried potato to french fries

No.51987

its time

No.51988

for what

No.51989


No.51990

die oldmeme

No.51991

its only 21 years old

No.51992

>>51990
you keep claiming that but all of them have the same appeal as they always did because theyre static in time

No.51993

lip is split again think it just never really heals

No.51994

kinda like my heart

No.51995

teenstache hairs are starting to curl into my mouth

No.51996

time for a teenshave

No.51997

shamiko

No.51998

>>51996
have to give it a while mom was mocking me about it a day or two ago dont want to draw attention by doing it so soon

No.51999

gonno melt its been a while

No.52000

got some battered fish and some hashed browns

No.52001

phew nothin wrong with that

No.52002


No.52003

lucky guy

No.52004

woke up had a scary realistic dream where the moon and sun started falling

No.52005

need some good ol in n out action

No.52006


No.52007

bored as hell

No.52008


No.52009

thats definitely 327 am and not pm which i could probably handle but i cant do any teenjob where theyll be breakdancing with their phones out the whole time and making me go viral for breathing weird or whatever

No.52010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQUaguZawJQ
now if i as a teen had lived somewhere with fastfood restaurants and had friends i could see it happening

No.52011

>>52008
mindblowing that people pay for that slop

No.52012


No.52013

>>52011
NOThin wrong with some slop i would eat burgs or tacos every day if i could afford to

No.52014


No.52015

hate all those normvids if you cant do them live in front of an audience and drunk like emeril shut the hell up

No.52016

also hate that gay ass inflection they all seem to have is there a name for it where they make their voice higher for the end of every sentence its like the retarded version of the news anchor voice

No.52017

big fan of the video essay tuber voice

No.52018

youve got issues

No.52019

post a nice video essay

No.52020


No.52021

too long need that norm to write me a 10 page essay on why i should bother listening to him

No.52022

hes pretentious as flip and doesnt say anything of substance plus his voice is annoying do i need to say more

No.52023

ya get crackin on those other 9 and 9/10s pages

No.52024

flip normpo post a nice lemmino instead

No.52025

wonder what southerners thought of the ps3s best game talladega nights

No.52026


No.52027


No.52028

thinking about the powerpuff girls

No.52029


No.52030

forgot all of that except mojojojo being in jail

No.52031

woke up with a cold sore

No.52032


No.52033

have to go to the doc gamer hand is all flipped up its turning yellow and theres a bunch of tiny holes on my pinky

No.52034

weird

No.52035

pic

No.52036

you dont want a pic

No.52037


No.52038


No.52039

snoozed all day again sigh thought my sleep schedule was turning around

No.52040

holy flip linus wife is so ugly

No.52041

the outward appearance of a chink is reflective of their personality

No.52042

think im gonno game today have to just force an hour in

No.52043

stream

No.52044

fryin up some chicken but i dont think itll turn out too good

No.52045

why

No.52046

wasnt sure what to have for dinner decided on mashed potatoes and sausages that were both starting to get freezer burn

No.52047

several reasons the chicken was past its use or freeze by date days ago i didnt let it rest in the sauce before battering i was out of milk for the batter these were boneless thighs but i was trying to prepare them like i would chicken breasts the oil was old and unstrained and quite opaque it was okay in the end but i had to eat it with a fork since the batter didnt stick so well

No.52048


No.52049

woke up gonna make some joe

No.52050

me wake me joe

No.52051

the sauce goes on after its cooked

No.52052

i mean the marinade

No.52053

got some marinade for ya right here

No.52054


No.52055

trans rights

No.52056

gotta side with the trannies over the feminists

No.52057

I just want a nice and tall boyfriend to give me his jacket when I'm cold :3c

No.52058

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Please forgive my rudeness-Huwlg2kY
sigh

No.52059

sigh and groan

No.52060

>>52056
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend

No.52061

whats wrong with the pasted tranners

No.52062

trannies are pasted

No.52063

nothin if they keep it confined to porn forums and san francisco where it belongs no one wants to be forced to see that sick shite

No.52064

they never even say what she did wrong because they know she didnt do anything wrong she just didnt kowtow to them

No.52065

care to elaborate on how youre being forced to see anything

No.52066

need to simply euthanize about 90 percent of millenials and 100 percent of everyone younger then wait a while and try again we got a bad batch

No.52067

you are a millenial

No.52068

im not part of the 10 percent

No.52069

we are the 99%

No.52070

https://files.catbox.moe/y88jdt.jpg
digging the attractive young ladies in this one

No.52071

too fat

No.52072


No.52073

wish i could believe i was superior to the norms

No.52074

they arent fat in fact theyre quite in shape

No.52075

just look at their boobs theyre fat as flip

No.52076

they grew up drinking out of plastic bottles and eating food microwaved in tupperware its natural

No.52077

nice flippin turbovirg never heard of a push up bra

No.52078


No.52079

imagine the smell

No.52080

walked by a middle school at 3pm a few months ago noticed that most of the girls seemed to have very well defined boobs that looked unrealistically perfect in shape thought it must have been a bra thing

No.52081

nice creep

No.52082

any pics

No.52083

groan everyones playing norm and normer

No.52084

>>52079
hate that normmeme its basically virg stolen valor all of them know what a girl smells like

No.52085

why do you think so many japs have smell fetishes its not because theyre getting laid i can tell you that much

No.52086

it doesnt even make sense here theyre in the bath they probably smell like soap and water

No.52087

>>52083
whats norm and normer

No.52088

dark and darker

No.52089

whats dark and darker

No.52090

gamin

No.52091

looks like that warhammer left 4 dead game all the friendnorms have been bragging about being able to play the last few years

No.52092

yeah bro real interesting……… NOT

No.52093

>>52091
uhh its nothing like that

No.52094

screenshots make it look exactly like that or first person diablo

No.52095

havin that fish and browns with malt salt and mayo

No.52096

its more like dark souls mixed with fortnite

No.52097

its the dark souls of fortnitelikes

No.52098

never played fortnite never watched a video or stream of it either all i know is the dances

No.52099

love some nice malt liquor

No.52100

>>52098
what about pubg or apex legends

No.52101

do those have dances

No.52102

is dabbing still hip

No.52103

always get pubg and dayz confused

No.52104


No.52105


No.52106

sigh seki

No.52107

the only thing about that norm that should make you sigh is that hes not a quad amputee getting used as a speedbag for boxers

No.52108


No.52109

you cant talk about the owner of himasugi dot blog like that

No.52110

precracked the last 4 blogs and got a glass gonno slam and watch

No.52111

havent had a nice tuna melt in a coons age let me tell you

No.52112

whatre you going to watch

No.52113

thinkin about getting some wine and pizza supplies but im not sure

No.52114

melted last night i highly recommend it

No.52115

>>52112
trying to free up drive space so whatever the largest thing in the movie folder is

No.52116

weird how it hasnt felt like winter at all there were like two days since the start of the year that were actually cold

No.52117

now i snooze

No.52118


No.52119

made two slices of toast then had 4 more its like milk i always forget how good it is when i dont have any for a while and end up going nuts

No.52120

got some nuts for you to go for right here

No.52121

are they honey roasted

No.52122

cows are pasted cheese milk beef what more could you want

No.52123

cow is a sacred animal you cant eat them

No.52124

oops tarded out and did like 8500 times since i was born

No.52125


No.52126

ok i dont want to be a manbaby virg anymore when do i become normal

No.52127

didnt post today

No.52128

what did you do instead

No.52129


No.52130

pekos playing the harry potter game the agps are gonno get her sigh

No.52131

woke up NOT feeling so good

No.52132


No.52133


No.52134

two damn good vids well worth a click












































NOT

No.52135

>>52133
glad to hear this fat fucking idiot isnt giving his cattle the most effective and beneficial antiparasitic known to man even though theyre rife with parasites

No.52136

die fnorm

No.52137

>>52134
whats wrong with the jp vid

No.52138

hope the mates here can at least vacuum their room

No.52139

deep cleaned me room a month ago its still relatively clean

No.52140

pic

No.52141


No.52142

nice retarded jeff goldblum

No.52143

yep im thinkin its time to fire up the air fryer again

No.52144

big yelan rolls in a couple hours

No.52145

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.52147

>>52139
same no need to vacuum more than once or twice a year

No.52148

deep cleaned me butthole a month ago its still relatively clean

No.52149


No.52150

new tileman gonno save it for later

No.52151

>>52148
same no need to vacuum more than once or twice a year

No.52152

gonno crack a generic brand energy drink or two and game todays the day

No.52153

been sperming a lot lately no chafing yet but its eating up too much of my day

No.52154

got c1r1 yelan

No.52155

foolish weaponroller

No.52156

gth gachanorms

No.52157

woke up mornin ghoty

No.52158

this is ghota die ghotynorm

No.52159


No.52160


No.52161

sis asked me to move in with her when she goes to college

No.52162

>>52157
hey dont forget to read and highlight your favorite posts

No.52163

gramps died

No.52164

shell be constantly bringing back all her college girl friends fresh out of highschool to party and get wasted itll be a nightmare

No.52165


No.52166


No.52167

got a can of fosters

No.52168

eating quesadilla dipping in sour cream

No.52169

think ill make aNOTher

No.52170

>>52141
tardlaughing browsing this subgaia

No.52171

die transphobe

No.52172

gonna go get the pizza supplies and wine

No.52173

NOThin phobe theyre pasted just living life in their own zone

No.52174

might go to wendys NOT sure what to get

No.52175

dont buy that nakamaslop

No.52176

havent had a slopburg in a while

No.52177

new glasses hurtin my ears

No.52178

dont understand bento do japs really just eat room temperature rice eggs meat etc thats been sitting out for hours

No.52179

>>52174
cant go wrong with 4 servings of chili

No.52180

>>52178
turns out you get to live to 100 if you eat natural things that bolster your immune system instead of nothing but chili from wendys and pasteurised microplastics

No.52181

isnt that made from the leftover hamburger they find stuck between the grill and the floor

No.52182

whats natural about sausages and fried chicken and pickles all things appearing in the bento in this ep

No.52183

post a nice chicken chan

No.52184

weird how females would be crawling all over me if it werent for social norms forcing them to act reserved

No.52185

valentines day in a week

No.52186

ya i know i already completed the wow classic valentines even meta achievement

No.52187

the what now

No.52188


No.52189

dont post that chink shite

No.52190

zip it gweilo

No.52191

wish i was white

No.52192

first time having fosters id get it again

No.52193


No.52194

aids and die you freak

No.52195

thats a puffy vulva not a scrote sack

No.52196

nice flippin closet cool cant even tell the difference

No.52197

they dont put a censor bar on the balls you tard its a big puffy girlslit

No.52198

i want talking to you retard

No.52199

oh sorry

No.52200

dont talk to me

No.52201

thats too puffy its defiantly a sack

No.52202

>>52200
itll be my pleasure not too

No.52203

yurine is a girl she has a pussy

No.52204

who

No.52205

umajod

No.52206

>>52163
was he rich enough that youll have to go to a funeral glad i never had to

No.52207

dont know yet but hes on the other side of the continent so i probably wont have to go either way

No.52208

uh continent are we talkin north and south or east and west

No.52209

yeah

No.52210


No.52211


No.52212

>>52208
hes up in maine me and mom are down in southern cali

No.52213

groan mom stopped watching tv as soon as i started bringing like 400 blog cans out to the recycling

No.52214

die impersonator

No.52215


No.52216

crying

No.52217

by the time im 62 anime and video games will have been ruined by the norms for about 40 years

No.52218

scratch that more like 50 give or take depending on who you ask

No.52219

having a bad flare up and the meds arent working

No.52220

Twitch chat bullies streamer for playing Hogwarts Legacy to the point of making his girlfriend cry

No.52221

why would his girlfriend cry if he was the one getting bullied

No.52222

millenial women are well known for being mentally tough and their reluctance to use emotion for personal gain so you know some real shit went down if she cried

No.52223

she was crying because he had to cancel a sponsored stream

No.52224

my gf would get upset when someone insulted me isnt that normal

No.52225

might become a tranny seems pretty fun if you get to bully norms with impunity

No.52226


No.52227

crying for the timeline where cameron pursued hrt instead

No.52228

liked hp when i read it as a kid wonder of id like it if i reread it

No.52229

sigh if only hed known what was coming he could have transitioned and had his way with them kids without facing legal repercussions

No.52230

never heard of a trannig

No.52231

the potter game is the beginning of the end the norms are not going to tolerate the crazy shite troons scream at everybody on the internet

No.52232

dont like the transphobe

No.52233

theyre more common than white ones when you adjust for population size why do you think they keep going back to buddy college

No.52234

theres tons of nig trannies if you go to an urban center youll see em spazzing out in public all the time

No.52235

>>52231
the norms tolerate and encourage some real twisted shite i wouldnt hold my breathe

No.52236

simply stating the obvious the only reason trannerism is tolerated is that they are kept out of sight of the norms but they just keep getting worse and theyre breaking containment

No.52237

its NOT about what they are into its about how they behave theyre incapable of facing the slightest resistance without having a meltdown

No.52238

shut the flip up about trannies

No.52239

love these magical norms you believe in that actually hate the new world order there would be a lot more murders if the silent majority was real

No.52240

gonno start slamming until the raids over

No.52241

never said anything about good norms tons of norms are playing this potter game and getting screamed at that streamer norm and his norm girlfriend have never seen anything like it but now they have

No.52242

erm that streamer and his gf were screamed at for defending tlou2

No.52243

>>52235
how come they hate peds so much

No.52244

>>52240
nice slampig

No.52245

the huge percentage of norms that are disgusted by trannies arent sitting on the internet commenting on game streamers and twitter posts all day theyre working a blue collar 9 to 5 then heading to the bar and watching the game

No.52246

woke up hi

No.52247

>>52243
they dont just tell them youre cool and theyll let you adopt

No.52248

anyway you guys can bury your heads in the sand and pretend its not your problem but my prediction is that this ota thing will end with some trans discord group finding us and permaraiding

No.52249

sure thing fudtron

No.52250

you're already here norm

No.52251

>>52248
turt already knows were here he was posting on jp yesterday talking about getting plastic surgery ass implants and having a rib removed to look sexy for his bros at da gym

No.52252

eatin that pizza and drinkin that wine

No.52253

if you want me to shut up stop baiting me

No.52254

cant wait to watch the big game this sunday

No.52255


No.52256

sigh wish i was american so i could enjoy monster trucks wrestling and the big game

No.52257

posting on the toilet

No.52258

this ones a blaster all of it came out at once

No.52259

keep it to yourself next time toiletnorm

No.52260

why dont you post about something instead of telling people what they cant post

No.52261

let me think












































nah

No.52262

bored have to decide what to do fast i have to be up at noon because moms leaving work early

No.52263

might toiletblog some more if it steams you that much

No.52264

sounds like youre the one whos steamed toiletphonenorm

No.52265

sigh he loved posting from the tub

No.52266

wasnt a steamy shite that time only ever had one of those once

No.52267

think ive pooped more times in the past year than i have in the last 5 years wonder if my gut bacteria is ok

No.52268

eating chicken pasta

No.52269

pic

No.52270

why

No.52271

how come you want a pic of the chicken pasta but you dont want a pic of the pizza and wine

No.52272

forgot i was gonno teenshave tonight dont think ill bother

No.52273

>>52271
didnt want to interrupt a master at work

No.52274

got bored of tileman after episode 3 or 4 it pinches compared to swampman

No.52275

id say its high time for a ross arent there supposed to be 7 or 8 more this year

No.52276

same but i like the 1 inventory slot uim

No.52277

just thought of a million dollar idea if anyone wants it buy the excess glaze off of honey roasted peanut production lines and floors and sell it as a seasoning called dust

No.52278


No.52279

the most chilling tapes ever filmed huh also didnt he trip on masterchan

No.52280

ya the vid goes through all his posts

No.52281

im not watching 71 minutes of a norm reading a wikipedia video in a dramatic voice

No.52282

wikipedia page

No.52283

what are you going to watch then

No.52284


No.52285


No.52286

big groan just closed one of my ears up diggin for gold

No.52287

>>52285
gth pasted nenenorm

No.52288


No.52289

https://files.catbox.moe/c7yslv.jpeg
mom found the mansion recycling bin

No.52290

crying at how many tubers choose NOT to stand with the trans community

No.52291

i wish i was an abo look at the stupid shit i spend my days doing i dont even get paid for it

No.52292

wasnt i supposed to have a shy nerdy gamer gf by now what happened

No.52293

was that post transported from when you were 15 in 2006 arent you a little old for a stormtrooper now

No.52294

personally thought things peaked in 2007 but i go with the 2006 meme

No.52295

sigh thinkin about my bro that let me listen to m&m on his cd player and got put on medication pretty epic how they decided to take no chances all over the cuntry after two dorks with well documented homicidal urges ventilated some norms

No.52296

also had a girl give me her brothers pokeyman cartridge on that same bus because crystal was already out by then

No.52297

sigh let me go back and live there for like 50 years until i can understand how to avoid the future im living in now

No.52298

it was inevitable

No.52299


No.52300


No.52301

crying f1nn5ter got banned

No.52302


No.52303

alright thats enough normposting and larping its time to blog

No.52304

all my blogs are normposting and larping im really a fortune 500 ceo with a supermodel gf but you dont know her she goes to another school

No.52305

mainly just cant stand turts auslarping

No.52306

uh im the one doing that wouldnt dream of stealing that proud gay mans thunder

No.52307

whos i

No.52308

me and the bros

No.52309

woke up umajod

No.52310

is it saturday or something grats on another week of the ol 9 to 5 youve earned it

No.52311

its hump day

No.52312

guy at work came out as a girl there was an email sent out to call him her new name he looks exactly the same as before just like a normal guy NOT even wearing girls clothes or anything

No.52313

maybe hes just a bro gaming our roastie centric school and workplace social norms you should ask him if hes a faggot for real or just trolling softly

No.52314

hackin up a lung think its that bar of cheese i ate

No.52315

die cheesebar

No.52316


No.52317

bhole is juicy rn

No.52318

cancelled my xiv sub

No.52319

wonder if pnig got vaxxed while in prison

No.52320

uh ya

No.52321

got a weird feeling staring at his recent malnourished depressed mugshot
https://apps.azcorrections.gov/mugshots/352403.jpg

No.52322

NOThing malnourished depressed

No.52323

he looks angry

No.52324

sigh imagining being an innocent sexy lady and having that thing try to snap you

No.52325

think pixiv is throttling me after opening 100 tabs cant load anything

No.52326

wonder why the norms are freaking out over ai

No.52327

only really see the crazies freaking out the norms are all smug about how ai art doesnt look good like guys in the 1900s saying the gramophone will never take off

No.52328

reorganizing my pics like having a local booru but its gonna take all year to finish gonno do 10 folders per day

No.52329

guess ill snooze and skip

No.52330

>>52327
think the norms are freaking out because they thought ai would take over jobs like janny and burger flipper first not artist and voice actor and theyre getting flashbacks to when their dads told them to stop painting their nails like a faggot and get a real job

No.52331

theyre never gonno replace pleb jobs with robots it already costs more to maintain the deep fryer than to pay the entire staff why deploy a fry robot if it has to be degreased by a trained frybot technician every night

No.52332

cant wait to 3d print up an iBeer and some iChips after a long week down at the frybot plant

No.52336

pixiv limits the number of requests per some small chunk of time like a few minutes you wont hit that with normal browsing but you might if you open a bunch of tabs at once they dont otherwise throttle ive downloaded terabytes with gallery-dl

No.52337


No.52338

3.4 terabytes to be exact Please stick it in mee

No.52339

poured meself some gekkeikan sake

No.52340

remembered when the friendspapers were saying mcds was racist because they werent fixing the broken ice cream machines in buddy locations but it turns out the buddies just didnt want to clean them and lied that they were broken

No.52341

weird i dont remember that at all in fact i dont remember the last time i read the paper

No.52342


No.52343

This feeling was enhanced when I read a secondhand doujinshi, which I
assumed had been used for masturbation by its previous owner, and thus been ‘charged’,
like a magic charm that would continue to bring happiness to new owners.

No.52344

went to the store with mom saw some hot teengirls and tried to look cool they had voltage for the first time in like 3 years so i paid the insane non sale price

No.52345

wanted to get yuengling too but its priced at a premium now and i didnt want to get out of line if i didnt have enough money so i played it safe and got pabst tallboys instead

No.52346

you should be getting 30s of whatevers cheapest

No.52347

only had 15bux and the dew was 5.99 i got the most blogs i could for the lowest price

No.52348

>>52338
why are you downloading so much pornography

No.52349

15bux is enough for a 30 rack just skip the sugarwater

No.52350

its NOT all porn in fact i dare say most of its NOT porn and i wouldnt need to if those japs would stop tarding out and deleting their old work at random

No.52351

well i still would since i wouldnt be surprised if pixiv was gone in a decade or at least all the loli art

No.52352

>>52349
not here and i had to get it i dont know if theyre gonno discontinue it again i want to get one last taste of 2008

No.52353

woke up havin some hair o the blog

No.52354

whats the plan for today

No.52355

thought about how the norms cant get rid of the ocean of sexy lady smut they cant stop anyone from making some nice suggestive barefoot pics with skintight clothing along with the psd file and some transparent background sperm pics

No.52356

>>52354
right now im gaming ill probably jo watch a movie and make some pizza later

No.52357

stream

No.52358

theres no point in streaming wow dailies its boring

No.52359

stream

No.52360

>>52356
thats the stuff might watch later meself

No.52361

trying to watch but sitting in my chair is too much effort might try to lie down and watch

No.52362

hate how the japs have started using webp on ふたば☆ちゃんねる end up not saving some pics because im too lazy to convert

No.52363

nothin wrong with a nice webp

No.52364

theres everything wrong with it theyve even started going back to old images ive noticed mostly on on wiki sites and changing them

No.52365

why do you need to convert do you also get upset when someone sends you a jpeg instead of a tiff

No.52366

starting to think the posters here are stuck in their ways and resistant to change

No.52367


No.52368

>>52365
if something was already on the net as a jpg or png or whatever why change it to something i have to update my image viewer to see unless i open it with the browser like an animal

No.52369

>>52366
if it taint broke why fix it

No.52370

got banned for saying gook on the 4

No.52371

uhh yeah those flippin norms opening the net with their browsers what tards i mean using an internet browser for the net I am an incomparable homo

No.52372

im not using a browser for any locally saved files besides html thats final

No.52373

>>52370
thats what you get for being a racist pos

No.52374

if youre saving them locally you can just convert em with a script or something

No.52375

might drop aNOTher show

No.52376

what image viewer are you guys rocking

No.52377

whatever the os comes with

No.52378

preview

No.52380

wonder how dated my taste in 'grams is havent changed in over 10 years

No.52381

>>52374
im tard

No.52383

ya let me fire up dos 6.2 and create a batch file to automagically turn my drawings of naked girls into a standard file format while im at it ill go down to the dime store and pick up a mason jar of circus peanuts and a sarsaparilla

No.52384

bought circus peanuts once and never again they were probably better a century ago before whatever vile flavoring they use was invented

No.52385

time to make the pizza

No.52386

whats on that sucker

No.52387

Isoamyl acetate is used to confer banana or pear flavor in foods. Banana oil commonly refers to a solution of isoamyl acetate in ethanol that is used as an artificial flavor.
Isoamyl acetate is prepared by the acid catalyzed reaction (Fischer esterification) between isoamyl alcohol and glacial acetic acid. . .
Fischer esterification or Fischer–Speier esterification is a special type of esterification by refluxing a carboxylic acid and an alcohol in the presence of an acid catalyst. The reaction was first described by Emil Fischer and Arthur Speier in 1895.

probably they always tasted like that

No.52388

the chemicals

No.52389

mom always makes banana pepper pizza dont hate it but dont want to eat it every pizza day

No.52390

>>52387
out of all the things left by the wayside cant believe that shite stuck around

No.52391

poured an aspartamewater saw an image macro on tv

No.52392

got some citrus think the sign said theyre a mix of orange and grapefruit or something like that had one it was okay

No.52393

only ever seen the peanuts in novelty gift shops at theme parks next to stuff like rock candy

No.52394

>>52386
pepperoni onion olives and anchovies

No.52395

>>52329
snoozed and skipped

No.52396

you snooze you lose

No.52397

want to eat a gros michel at least once before i die

No.52398

got some nuts for you right here

No.52399

>>52397
you could die tomorrow whats stopping you

No.52400

the grocer only sells cavendish

No.52401

simply mail order a nice $100 box i bet thats what yoshiko would do

No.52402

Due to their phallic shape, they are sometimes used in sexual education classes to demonstrate the correct usage of a condom.[19]

from the wikiped article on cavendish banana

No.52403

love jamming bananas deep into my throat

No.52404

why did you look up bananas on wikiped dont you know what they are

No.52405

i was looking up circus peanuts and followed hyperlinks to cavendish banana like an old school web surfer

No.52406

love surfin some tasty links

No.52407

always thought the plural of banana ought to be banana

No.52408

damn good pizza guess ill jo watch and snooze

No.52409

uh how can you go back to bed after 3 hours

No.52410


No.52411

teenshit dont click

No.52412

the linktaster

No.52413

>>52409
ive got chronic fatigue syndrome only get out of bed for a few hours a day

No.52414

sigh

No.52415

gamed yesterday but not today

No.52416

been gaming hard lately but the gamers fatigue is setting in

No.52417


No.52418

die pawer

No.52419

its not furry if a jap draws it thats been proven in court

No.52420

mom told me that jap stands for friendish american princess which is apparently some archetype from the 70s

No.52421

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jta97z0Zhg ya thats true but im using it in the classical context

No.52422

cracked not sure what to do

No.52423

live about 30 minutes south of burlingame might go meet the laugher at that one con

No.52424

>>52417
some phewable bholes in here

No.52425

shat showered

No.52426

forgot to teenshave again ill get it tomorrow

No.52427


No.52428

thumbnail girl is a cutie wish i could have married her because in 1982 i wouldnt have been marked for extinction by popular culture

No.52429

that country hasnt existed for at least 25 years now too what a shame that the norms decided to destroy it

No.52430

>>52428
uhh thats an underaged teenager creep

No.52431

what difference does that make even if i wasnt one too it would have been cool as long as i gave her dad a firm handshake

No.52432

im no boles but not allowing supreme neet gentlemen like myself to date developed teens is a classic case of flip you i got mine mentality from the older generations nothing is fundamentally different now women just freaked out and ruined things overcompensating for their mistakes

No.52433

die peds

No.52434

diped

No.52435

i never experienced normal teen or adult developmental milestones so really im mentally underage too its fine

No.52436

love defending my right to flip teen girls despite my avoidant personality preventing the possibility of my flipping anybody to begin with

No.52437

dont have an avoidant personality made eye contact with several teenaged girls today and almost smiled at one

No.52439

hope you get murdered

No.52441

quadsneezed im hurtin

No.52442

make it whatever comes after an octuple+2 holy hell

No.52443

got a gallon of wine they were having a clearance on sixers of double strength blogs only $5 so i got one of those too

No.52444

whats double strength in your neck of the woods 8 percent

No.52445

ya

No.52446

nothin wrong with that sounds like a wild neet night to me

No.52447

cant drink a whole gallon of wine in one night

No.52448

ya you save what you cant finish until tomorrow for the next wild neet night and repeat until its all gone

No.52449

damn straight

No.52450

wouldnt mind a pizza its been like a week and a half at least

No.52451

as far as im aware the last time i ate a pizza was when mom wanted to get norminos

No.52452

the air fryer has been deployed i repeat the air fryer has been deployed

No.52453

what are you fryin

No.52454

love buying a nice little convection oven to go with the toaster oven and the conventional oven and the microwave oven

No.52455

i have an air fryer but i dont have a toaster oven a conventional oven or a microwave oven so i use it a lot

No.52456

what are you brazilian ovens and cancerwaves have been standard for 45 years

No.52457

no i live in a cheap apartment with no kitchen other than a sink a bench and a minifridge

No.52458

and this is in the first world right

No.52459

yeah

No.52460

die dormnorm

No.52461

no im a 31 year old man whos never been employed or in education and lives on welfare

No.52462

never heard of an apartment without a way to cook food even the buddies are crankin the oven to heat the house

No.52463

nice richbrag

No.52464

never lived in an apartment just cant fathom it why not get one of those chink single burner propain stoves

No.52465


No.52466

because i got an air fryer instead

No.52467

dont click techcanuck

No.52468

if youre an american citizen legally paying to rent you shouldnt need to buy your own food cookery equipment mom rented through the 70s 80s and 90s and there was always a stove and wave at least as long as i was around

No.52469

the buildings owned by chinks from the mainland and they dont play by any rules but their own

No.52470

theyre enemy combatants performing espionage youll get a purple heart if you kill them

No.52471

think hes canadian

No.52472

then its even more relevant

No.52473

woke up head feels like its gonna explode

No.52474


No.52475


No.52476

you do realize im skipping those right

No.52477

better click the first one its a classic

No.52478

do we watch peko or miko play the new harry potter game

No.52479

hima only watches hufflepuffs and i dont think any tubers have landed there yet

No.52480

harry potter is really gay and for children wish you wouldnt post about it

No.52481

>>52479
cant say i care how about you go back there

No.52482

nothing left to go back to

No.52483

ate a turkey and cheddar cracker stackers lunchable

No.52484

a what now

No.52485

have some sausage and cheese and ritz might lunchable it up meself

No.52486

watched scanners once thought it would be epic but its just about some norm running around the ending is good though

No.52487


No.52488

has that cool ever heard of a block of wood

No.52489

busted out the white claw variety pack

No.52490

the white claw helps me keep my girlish figure while i get drunk enough to tolerate the fraternity running a train on my unmentionables

No.52491

nothin wrong with white claw

No.52492


No.52493

Weiss has observed the mom and son pair spending a lot of time close together, touching and floating at the surface — and sharing salmon.

Male orcas are massive, and so are their appetites. They're also less maneuverable, which may make it harder for them to catch prey. All this means that a male like K35 needs help getting enough food.

So his mom will often dive down, says Weiss, "catch a salmon, and bring it up to the surface and actually bite half of the fish off and leave that half for her son. So she's sharing a huge amount of food."

love it when mom brings me salmon

No.52494

die normca

No.52495


No.52496

sigh the friends at google got too comfortable now pasted micro$oft is taking them to the cleaners

No.52497

its just a speculative loss thats not real money

No.52498

wouldnt mind snoozing and feeling rested but i also dont go to bed before 6 or 7 am

No.52499

gonno game then fry up a big ol bologna and kraut sandwich for dinner

No.52500

raining hard rn ghosta strong smell of rain im max relaxed

No.52501

used to hate the smell of rain cos it was mixed with the smell of worms but now i dont live in worm country think the birds snatch'em too quick also the ground is rock and clay 6 inches down

No.52502

got a worm for ya right here

No.52503

love starting to clean my room then giving up halfway and having to spend weeks or months navigating around it

No.52504

you need to fire up a nice jp vid

No.52505

woke up mornin gents

No.52506

whats the gameplan

No.52507

tmj flaring up might be time for wine

No.52508

too many friends

No.52509

have to wait to game until tomorrow havent transferred over any slow paced games since i reinstalled im too tired for action

No.52510

about to decant the first snifter meself

No.52511

fire up a nice browser game

No.52512

wasnt flash discontinued

No.52513

waah i cant use webp waah i cant use flash just shut the hell up

No.52514

angled my tv so i can watch lying down

No.52515

just watch stuff on my mo bile device in bed

No.52516

need to get a netbook

No.52517

the bileneet

No.52518

drinkin gamin and watchin im in paradise

No.52519

>>52513
you shut up

No.52520

sick of this broom

No.52521


No.52522

too bloated to crack have to digest first

No.52523

might simulate human sexual reproduction while looking at 1s and 0s representing pornographic imagery as i wait

No.52524

in english einstein

No.52525

im gonno yank my crank to cartoon characters flippin and slurpin

No.52526

>>52522
Please stick it in mee same

No.52527

might have a lottejo

No.52528

bastard

No.52529

lotte or lotte

No.52530

fair amount of anal bleeding today

No.52531

quit shoving things up there

No.52532

NOThin shove just some indigestion and painshits think it was the sour cream i had yesterday

No.52533

pizza time

No.52534

if your ass is bolstered from sour cream and not roids you may have an organ problem

No.52535

cracked a big ol can of fosters gday mates throw another shrimp on the barbie

No.52536

they dont sell fosters in australia

No.52537

phew nice annie buffs now she has a cool 60% win rate

No.52538

riot are retarded

No.52539

>>52536
crikey

No.52540

now youre getting me in the mood for outback sigh

No.52541

never had outback

No.52542

same

No.52543

whats outback

No.52544

uuhhh whats outback im talkin about the bloomin flippin onion here

No.52545


No.52546

>>52543
one of those theme restaurants they have attached to the mall

No.52547

skip that one

No.52548


No.52549

was supposed to hang out at the mall as a teen but chose to sit at home playing games and surfing the web all day

No.52550

wish i had grown up in a suburb sometimes wouldnt have wasted my life rotting if i could have left the house unsupervised and actually go places already mentally checked out by the time i could have learned to Drive

No.52551

only went to the mall so i could go to games workshop and play warhammer against autistic grown men

No.52552

wish i could have done that

No.52553

it was pretty cool

No.52554

lets start a nice dnd campaign

No.52555

any nice hogwarts streams

No.52556

cracked a hard mtn dew

No.52557

bored gonno hit f5 some more

No.52558

>>52554
its never gonno happen i know it you know it everybody knows it

No.52559

wanted to play dnd and have lans and all that shite but never got the chance because of location or lack of friends and money and motivation pretty cool how little i wanted out of being a teen and it still couldnt happen

No.52560

>>52554
ive tried this before everyones too guarded

No.52561

who wouldnt be guarded after one of us got doxxed and sent to prison

No.52562

gonno order some malatang and fire up a donghua

No.52563

uh some what with the what now

No.52564

just dont call the cops on yourself

No.52565


No.52566

was already starting to chuckle imagining that Please stick it in mee

No.52567

glad im not dumb enough to have a shelf full of sexy lady onaholes and figs on full display for anyone to walk in and see

No.52568

wish i was otacool

No.52569

had all that shite as a teen when the modem was in my room and the guy had to come fix it hope mom doesnt remember

No.52570

oh she remembers

No.52572

not the sexy lady onaholes just the figurines and toehoe cds and trash everywhere

No.52573

you had it right the first time

No.52574

never heard of it is it like kantai collection

No.52575


No.52576

dont open normstralian new world order mindsnap propaganda

No.52577

die racist

No.52578

better dead than red

No.52579

Please stick it in mee pasted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1ZD1_m7-0E

No.52580

hes just like me

No.52581

wonder if kevin posts here

No.52582

ate a nice bowl of slop it had chicken pasta pepper cheese with some lemon

No.52583

always wondered why theres no fast food pasta chain

No.52584


No.52585

has one called pasta presto near me growing up in an old taco bell near the school mom taught at it owned

No.52586

a pasta restaurant is as retarded as a cereal restaurant

No.52587

you seeing this pg

No.52588

crying hes gonno bully us grainbrains again

No.52589

>>52587
why would he care hes making it better than any restaurant and cheaper too

No.52590


No.52591

oog

No.52592

dont oog to sexy helirins

No.52593

might crack the final reserve blog cant think of a reason not to

No.52594

made a flipping epic jeskai deck in the new phyrexia draft and im 4 and 0 Please stick it in mee

No.52595

you what now

No.52596

its best not to question any of the fate/gay order posts ive been doing it for like seven years now

No.52597

hard to tell if people are being serious how many of the norms posting here are from sc2 or wherever else oh well

No.52598

you got trolled

No.52599

hate how norms replaced troll with bait

No.52600

gotta adapt to our new reality

No.52601

>>52597
looked it up its magic same thing

No.52602


No.52603

too tard to understand any tcg just liked looking at the cards

No.52604

>>52599
baited softly

No.52605

just remembered when the guy who drew coolface got bh and tried to sue people for using it

No.52606

you mena trollface

No.52607

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No.52608


No.52609

he wasnt suing average joes he was going after guys like hot topic they were stealing every mspaint scribble

No.52610

wish i could sue someone

No.52611

whats stopping you

No.52612


No.52613

im manbaby cant even leave the house how am i going to talk to a lawyer

No.52614

dont they make housecalls

No.52615

lawyers are a scam anyways just represent yourself

No.52616

sigh he loved representing himself

No.52617

thought he was represented by pasted faisal

No.52618

only remember sean and mark mendoza think there was a broad in there at one point

No.52619

those were all after faisal bailed after seeing the horrors he inflicted on those children

No.52620

sigh he got charged five years ago today no wonder i cant remember

No.52621

cant believe its been so long feels like we had a lot more time on hima with him as admin than weve had afterwards

No.52622

hima now thats a name ive not heard in a long time

No.52623

its only been 3 years

No.52624


No.52625


No.52626

ear is sore

No.52627

stop using normphones

No.52628

just die speakernorm just flippin die already

No.52629

cant hear you over my subwoofer

No.52630


No.52631

NOThin better than finding a sexy sexy artist id never stumbled on before its like suddenly finding buried treasure on a road youve walked a hundred times

No.52632

NOThing like finding an artist with a nice style thats wasted on horse cocks and the ugliest bastards humanly possible

No.52633

but i like those things

No.52634

as we go up we go down

No.52635

>>52631
was it the pixiv i posted yesterday

No.52636

dead hours suppose ill snooze

No.52637

crying for my 3080 10gb

No.52638

mom wants to get a pizza at the grocery store not a big fan but its ok she always gets the worst kinds like veggie or no sauce and comes back with basically a box full of wet bread

No.52639


No.52640

talked her into pepperoni with extra sauce its gonno be a wild neet night

No.52641

uh you were just complaining about it being wet now you got extra sauce

No.52642


No.52643

hate when my wrist starts hurting as im trying to jo

No.52644

>>52641
im talking about literal water released from multiple kinds of vegetables while its cooking sauce is just oil and tomato

No.52645

uhh the water is bad when its from multiple kinds of plant but if its only one kind thats different and its okay haha

No.52646

i know your massive intellect forces you to have the last word but theres no water being released from a can of highly processed pizza sauce like there is from uncooked vegetables

No.52647

>>52643
havent had that problem since i took my armrests off

No.52648

wonder what the sun smells like

No.52649

>>52646
oh sorry i didnt realize you were using a can of dehydrated sauce

No.52650

dont see what the armrests have to do with it im NOT banging my arms on anything just gets sore and tweaked

No.52651

is it your joing wrist or your mouse wrist

No.52652

why would my mouse wrist be sore

No.52653

bacon quesadillas on the frying pan

No.52654

sigh have to leave for a business trip on sunday

No.52655

>>52653
are the bacon pepperjack dogs in the oven

No.52656


No.52657

dw ill be back by wednesday

No.52658

>>52655
no actually im feeling bloated already

No.52659

>>52654
youre gonno miss the big game

No.52660

why do you think im sighing

No.52661


No.52662

woke up mornin men time for some joe

No.52663

hope you spill it and burn yourself

No.52664

tardlaughing at the sexnorm game aris is playing

No.52665

die streamteen

No.52666

slammed some blogs because mom wanted to watch a movie but then she changed her mind groan now i cant game

No.52667

just fire up some nice scape

No.52668


No.52669

virus

No.52670

NOThin virus

No.52671

hate the turbonorm who cant play flash files are you on a mac or something just die already

No.52672

need a sexy lady to flash me

No.52673

dont know about him but i made the mistake of downloading the flash update that added a kill switch

No.52674

>>52671
trolled

No.52675

ihbt

No.52676

weird how teens just equate using a computer with using their browser and have no concept of using programs to do things offline digital generation my ass

No.52677

>>52667
havent scaped for real since probably 2007 i dont count those 6 hours in 2017 when everyone started playing it again

No.52678

>>52676
youre falling for propaganda most computer users are drooling retards that think that way too

No.52679

dont have anything to do offline

No.52680

did you downgrade to wangblows 10 everything besides surfing and gaming is supposed to be offline

No.52681

what about chatting with the bros on discord

No.52682

taint got any bros and if i did id insist we kept using irc and teamspeak and mumble like always but kick skype to the curb

No.52683

lol u said taint

No.52684

might be a movie night not sure

No.52685

edged softly

No.52686

self inserted as the girl btw NOT sure if that matters

No.52687

wish i was a lady

No.52688


No.52689

you dont need to post that i was already singing it in my head

No.52690

dont get how norms settled on poc as the new way to say afro american it sounds like a flippin infectious disease

No.52691

sounds pretty accurate then

No.52692


No.52693


No.52694

i loathe him

No.52695

shat hard

No.52696

blood or no

No.52697

been crackin hard this week and showered more than usual no roids mean no blood

No.52698

only had 1 (one) blog this week

No.52699

nice youre turning it all around make sure to get your gf to hook me up with one of her friends

No.52700

too busy drinking my sake

No.52701

nice coreaboo

No.52702

uh

No.52703

sigh havent had soju in years

No.52704

if im buyin licker its gonno be evan williams sobieski or rumple minze you dont need anything else

No.52705

am i supposed to know what those are

No.52706

you no only the cool kids

No.52707

yeah real cool alright

No.52708

bros gf wants to play that wizard game

No.52709

not jealous of the coolchads getting up in them large intestines but at least they arent virg and youre expected to get up in there even with girls

No.52710

stop using that idiom its groace

No.52711

what are you calling me an idiot for

No.52712

hate the guronorm always talking about getting up in them guts

No.52713

thats whats happening you dont have to be hyperliteral to see that

No.52714


No.52715

if you dont want to change that its the catdog op

No.52716

still dont know what that filter is

No.52717

its the first half of the name of that thing you needed to download from irc

No.52718

no three eyed frog just a somethin somethin little neetblog

No.52719


No.52720


No.52721

>>52719
didnt watch that the teens have been too eager to post that pink girl i dont have a problem with osake or tomoki but i have to draw the line somewhere

No.52722

rolling girls is the easy rider of 21st century schizoid men

No.52723


No.52724


No.52725

man did i have some good times cracking a voltage and 95 percent of it was the same thing im doing now just 15 years ago

No.52726

pizza time

No.52727


No.52728

but then again too few to mention

No.52729

im just like frank sinatra if he was mentally retarded and a wizard

No.52730

woke up think ill have a nice slayersjo

No.52731

its the weekend youve earned it

No.52732

earned NOThin im neet manbabe

No.52733

you chose to give the norms another week of brownpill free existence thats enough

No.52734

whats a brownpill

No.52735

you know

No.52736

not up to date with the cel terminology any new funny words

No.52737

cel terminologys not funny anymore its all about zoomer lingo now

No.52738


No.52739

sigh tarded out and cracked half of the 30 pack guess ill still watch a movie but i was trying to get out of bed before 5pm tomorrow

No.52740

made a vow to never drink again

No.52741

what are you worried about death or something none of us crack enough for that to happen within 15 years

No.52742

speak for yourself

No.52743

wed be lucky to croak in our 40s or 50s there isnt much of a world left out there

No.52744

im gonno live forever

No.52745

hes gonno live forever in our minds after the execution

No.52746


No.52747

not sure how hes hackin it in the pokey without snackhauls and baja blast id put a bullet in my head before they ever took me alive but then again im not arrogant

No.52748


No.52749

seen that twisted freak called tech shrek on g it fits but it doesnt quite get across how offensive clicking one of these links is

No.52750


No.52751

trolled again but ill get the last laugh bitch

No.52752

theres an owl freaking out in the yard

No.52753

Two Anthony videos in one day and so close together?! LMG has to be careful, a lot of us can’t handle this much awesome all at once.

No.52754

all of these subhumans have faces for the printed page yet im still seeing them

No.52755


No.52756

desk is covered in mountain spew and pabst cans how come there are like 250 million other retards in this country that can say the same except they have gfs

No.52757


No.52758


No.52759

normestory

No.52760

take it back

No.52761

>>52722
meh only 6.59 on mal

No.52762

never played maporusutori heard a lot about it but i was too busy with rs and bc up to lich kang

No.52763

>>52761
get killed kid

No.52764

bh

No.52765

woke up weird dream highlights include attending hillary clintons inauguration only for there to be a fire so everything had to move missing my train and trying to Drive to catch it at the next stop shopping at goodwill and finding them selling seasoning that expired in 1987 there was a lot more but my memory is fading

No.52766

>>52762
you missed out all the horny asian teengirls were playing maple but they'd only talk to you if you bought a cool nx outfit with moms credit card

No.52767

im only interested in big booty hoes you can take your asian teengirls and shove em

No.52768

die nig

No.52769

pretty sure im White but i have memories of being mocked for liking girls with so called thunder thighs in middle school meanwhile im still virg despite being with it 15 years ago

No.52770

sigh forgot what year it was i was already in norm school then

No.52771

did you just go around telling everyone you like thunda thighs

No.52772

no but i said a girl was hot as hell and she was but she had big ol thighs i wanted wrapped around my neck and this was back before the average american teengirl was 170 pounds

No.52773

hope you learned to keep your sick fetishes to yourself

No.52774

i was ready to flip mad pussy before my childhood vaccines caused autism in my mid to late teens but no one offered it up

No.52775

https://files.catbox.moe/2qzyrr.jpg
jk thighs are thick enough for me any thicker and its just gross fat they gotta be firm

No.52776

she wore some tight shorts man i wish i could go back there and not be such a little fag but i was brainwashed by feminist propaganda of the 2000s that said telling a girl you wanted to flip her hard would send you to jail

No.52777

ban this norm already

No.52778

its seki come to norm on us for revenge

No.52779

spics have been outside partying and screaming for hours now

No.52780

crash the party

No.52781

why the hell would i want to do that

No.52782

get your dick wet with that wild latina pussy

No.52783

made coffee time to catch up on my pixiv follows

No.52784

>>52782
south americans piss me off somethin fierce wouldnt do that even if i thought i could

No.52785

cope

No.52786

>>52777
nothin norm about being sexually attracted to and still being sexually attracted to hot ass 13 to 14 year olds with big thighs and asses

No.52787

gcad back to your discord norm

No.52788

you havent a clue what you speak of

No.52789

im the biggest norm on ghost

No.52790

hey otamin can you add the ghosts filter ty

No.52791

no

~otamim

No.52792


No.52793

big fan of all three of those characters im throwin up the horns

No.52794

i musta drank me about 28 pabst blue ribbons

No.52795

uh its ten o clock in the morning

No.52796

ya but its a weekend i worked hard at not being gainfully employed

No.52797

nice volunteer worker

No.52798

volunteering is for suckers flip helping people i lied about my community service in normschool and had gramps sign off on it

No.52799

didnt even graduate high school myself whos the real sucker here

No.52800

neither did i

No.52801

dont go on jp right now

No.52802

>>52786
nah all the norms are attracted to teengirls they just lie about it

No.52803

its not a lie its denial

No.52804

tried playing jungle lost every single game

No.52805

dont know what that is

No.52806


No.52807

made the fatal mistake of eating ice cream before snoozing and had an ultra nightmare

No.52808

diarrhea

No.52809

x2

No.52810

had a double assblaster this morning myself

No.52811

mom ordered food then left decided to shave before they got here but they came early made some old fat roast wait out in the cold while rinsing

No.52812

you shouldve invited her in to warm up

No.52813


No.52814

not sure why i even bother clicking youtube links at this point

No.52815

i know i dont

No.52816

arrogant skipper

No.52817

made lemonade with real lemons and honey

No.52818

got sorted into slytherin

No.52819

pasted now cast your spell upon me

No.52820

im just a virg

No.52821

Harry moved in front of the tank and looked intently at the snake. He wouldn't have been surprised if it had died of boredom itself- no company except stupid people drumming their fingers on the glass trying to disturb it all day long. It was worse than having a cupboard as a bedroom, where the only visitor was Aunt Petunia hammering on the door to wake you up; at least he got to visit the rest of the house.
The snake suddenly opened its beady eyes. Slowly, very slowly, it raised its head until its eyes were on a level with Harry's.
It winked.
Harry stared. Then he looked quickly around to see if anyone was watching. They weren't. He looked back at the snake and winked, too.
The snake jerked its head toward Uncle Vernon and Dudley, then raised its eyes to the ceiling. It gave Harry a look that said quite plainly:
"Have you read your SICP today?"

No.52822

gth prognorm

No.52823

aris was gonno join slytherin but chat baited him to choose huff sigh

No.52824

normis

No.52825


No.52826

dont click linus norm tips

No.52827

think i might have some strange illness thats the only reason i can think of for why i have no energy anymore and feel feverish every day

No.52828

nice long covid

No.52829

its chronic fatigue syndrome

No.52830

snoozed all day sigh there goes my sleep schedule

No.52831

groan dont want to have to stay up all night but theres no way ill be able to snooze

No.52832

dph

No.52833

nah id be able to fight it off ive only been up for like 2 hours

No.52834

that just means you arent taking a big enough dose

No.52835

simply never been able to snooze unless im exhausted even though its the only thing i like doing

No.52836


No.52837

woke up to a nice power outage guess ill phonepost for a bit

No.52838

vibratorjod

No.52839

tmi

No.52840

what the flip the chinks are sending more balloons over

No.52841

bored wish tv was still good so i could do some saturday night channel surfing from bed

No.52842

>>52839
a blogs a blog

No.52843

sigh used to love watching some nice late night dubbed anime on the ol crt

No.52844


No.52845

today is my wizard day nobody can call me a teen anymore

No.52846

wish i was a teen

No.52847

>>52845
nice are you doing anything special to celebrate

No.52848

will probably spend the day in quiet contemplation figuring out what im gonno do now that its over

No.52849

still bored

No.52850

fire up a nice ram

No.52851

im not a gamer i dont game

No.52852

gamers are created NOT born

No.52853

wish i had gamed more as a kid and teen when you think about it i barely did at all and then i lost the ability to

No.52854

you didnt use your gamer muscle now its atrophied

No.52855

wonder how many years of my life i wasted playing normmos must be at least 60000 hours total probably more

No.52856

doesnt sound like a waste if it kept you occupied and unaware of reality

No.52857

it fried my brane

No.52858

ive been fried from the start in retrospect

No.52859

we never stood a chance

No.52860

had a chance for a much larger percentage of my life to have been better if i had been born a decade earlier but then id still end up in the same hellscape nightmare im in now id just be 40 instead and have some shite job

No.52861

think i was meant to be a craftsman or blacksmith toiling away in my workshop 24/7 but was born in the wrong era so i just play grindy games all day instead

No.52862

whats stopping you from doing that now

No.52863

the norms

No.52864

eatin a nice slice of cheesecake

No.52865

pic

No.52866

long gone

No.52867

thats okay it doesnt have to be a new pic just post the one you took before eating

No.52868

normflare

No.52869

last time i snapped a pic of anything was with a nice disposable camera that you had to pay to get developed at the photo store

No.52870

snapped a pic of a nice artwork at grandpas house

No.52871

everyone thinks its you when you neetblog

No.52872

its donghua time think ill bust out the milky pop

No.52873

wheres turbo mode

No.52874

hungry guess ill fire up a nice hungry-man

No.52875

love how some alconorm drivenorm can cut my power for hours by slamming into a utility pole and killing himself wish hed just opt to jump off a cliff instead of putting me through that torture

No.52876

owned

No.52877

that was me sorry

No.52878

frozen pizza is almost ready

No.52879

ate half of it phew im stuffed

No.52880

pic

No.52881

pic now or i rage

No.52882

ok give me 5 minutes

No.52883

going for a walk brb

No.52884

ttyl

No.52885

at the airport

No.52886

ate the rest of that za

No.52887

uh wheres the pic

No.52888

got a few leftover slices meself maybe thatll lighten my spirits

No.52889


No.52890

actually had that start to happen to me a month or two ago i always thought it was staged

No.52891

alright back, went and bought yoghurt too

No.52892

raid

No.52893

what did he do

No.52894

guess ill try to game

No.52895


No.52896


No.52897


No.52898

that guy can blow all right

No.52899

woke up mornin ghoto

No.52900

>>52894
still trying

No.52901

walked to a food place only passed like four people on the way there but the roads had lots of cars it was basically empty but i still had to wait 15 minutes for a wrap because all the pickup for delivery orders is this what they mean when norms talk about the hustle and bustle of the big city

No.52902

guy at the nakamabrick store told mom she cant backup her pics because the phones too old and shed have to take it to another store plugged it into her craptop and moved everything in a few minutes might be able to get her to buy me something now that im in her good graces

No.52903

what did you order along with your gfs wrap

No.52904

some falafel they werent very good

No.52905

>>52902
youre not getting shite if shes in any way aware it only took you a few minutes and not 5 hours

No.52906

been thinking of looking into seeing a thepotato chef and getting some nice happy pills or energy pills its NOT like anything else is working

No.52907

you have it backwards shes happy i saved her time and money and from speaking to an indian

No.52908

scared of those ufos

No.52909

scared of myself

No.52910

wonder if the happy pills actually make you happy i know gramps was pounding those ones that are basically a six pack in pill form benzodiazepan or whatever it is

No.52911

not sure what the point would be since i already do that daily i guess theyre slow release i need the men in black pen to erase my brain and let me start over

No.52912

give me the guttmann mindwipe lets try again

No.52913

guttnorm

No.52914

things wouldnt even be this bad if i could still derive pleasure from alcohol

No.52915

ask nb if hell let you borrow the lungbuster

No.52916

im cel

No.52917

the girls are gonno love us once we shower and get haircuts

No.52918

pizza time

No.52919

teenshaved and got arrogant didnt use the guard sigh look like shite with a pubebeard and look like shite without i cant win

No.52920

not like anyones gonna see

No.52921

what about mom

No.52922

moms opinion doesnt matter shes not a potential mate

No.52923

sigh momgf

No.52924

>>52922
hope theres a potential mate out there with her thought patterns i havent had any practice manipulating other women

No.52925

bored guess ill watch amouranth play hogwarts legeacy

No.52926

you cant watch or play that game its for bigots

No.52927


No.52928

damn good game love hogwarts

No.52929

die terf

No.52930

ate some meaty rice

No.52931

died as terf once now i want life

No.52932

had 4 cookies 4 chicken strips 2 hashbrowns and a nice ice cream drumstick for breakfast phew im stuffed

No.52933


No.52934

>>52932
whats the occasion

No.52935

feelin okay on a monday morning until i saw the results of the teenshave and realized even if im up early im just gonno waste the day

No.52936

>>52934
mom got groceries

No.52937

shes gonno get the belt if youre putting cookies and icecream on the list and eating them for breakfast

No.52938

went to publix got a brie and a bread and cat food

No.52939

new sshilltzeentach

No.52940

hate that norm but its telling how any time someone makes a normtube channel just ripping off the general culture of the 4 from 2009 it gets millions of hits

No.52941

sigh wish yt-dl had existed back then and i had the forethought to save anything i thought was mildly entertaining must have thousands of dead bookmarks by now

No.52942


No.52943

the owners of that house they broke into are gonno be pissed

No.52944

why cant nigs control themselves

No.52945

their t to iq ratio is all screwed up

No.52946

defiantly has nothing to do with them being several thousands of years behind in evolution because they never needed to use their brains to survive winter were all a part of the human race

No.52947


No.52948

feel like playing some unreal world now Please stick it in mee

No.52949

do eskimos have high iq

No.52950

think theyre too cold they never developed beyond eating whale blubber and making igloos

No.52951

no idea they havent gone extinct despite no european christian intervention so ya theyre automatically better than probably half of the humanoids on earth

No.52952

>>52946
die racis

No.52953

wouldnt mind taking an eskimo wife

No.52954

sigh the norms swung the pendulum too far in the wrong direction now the chinks are gonno be writing books in 200 years about how the west self destructed and making fun of us for never scoring

No.52955

the west self destructed long before any of us were born

No.52956

uh theres no such thing as the west its just the greeks who got conquered by the romans who got conquered by the germans who got conquered by the anglos what do you thinks gonno happen next

No.52957

>>52956
its not conquering when its given away willingly antisemite

No.52958

made turkey sandwich

No.52959

tired even after cawfee maybe i should start smoking

No.52960

sometimes wonder if small things like what snacks i decide to eat today changes the entire course of history

No.52961

probably

No.52962

got the test of a 103 year old can barely sit upright anymore

No.52963

how old is your mind

No.52964

about 90 years younger than that

No.52965

time to fire up the ds and find out your brain age

No.52966

played that at the kiosk when the ds was new i scored immediately abort post birth

No.52969

guess ill delete some manga i wanted to play

No.52970

honeko remains a theory whereas hondyko is proven fact

No.52971

gth younowteen

No.52972

took a swig from the tea

No.52973

i need a woman

No.52974


No.52975

i need a woman who resembles a man

No.52976

>>52973
we simply have to hold out a little longer until they build realistic androids for the workplace and some chink releases a jailbreak to turn them into gfs

No.52977

getting bored

No.52978

i cant post smut here

No.52979

new ross popped up in the rss but its not a game dungeon groan

No.52980

woke up hiya ghoty

No.52981

groan mom didnt buy any valentines choco

No.52982

wish i could have a blast computer gaming like you and the rest of the bros

No.52983

gonno have a blast in your ass

No.52984

,___,
{O,o}
|)``)
O RLY?

No.52985

ya rly

No.52986

cant sit still but also cant game cant think of a worse fate i shouldnt even remember theres a world outside of my rectangle more than a few hours a day

No.52987

ndd

No.52988

room smells like weed even though its just rot and swamparse

No.52989

what does weed smell like

No.52990

skunk spray from a distance

No.52991

>>52988
how do you know what weed smells like norm

No.52992

neighbors are always toking mad reefer get a contact high whenever i go on my balcony

No.52993

>>52991
didnt realize that was what it was until i was older because they always hid it from me but every male relative from moms generation that ive met rips it hard

No.52994

darkDrove picked up some nuggers

No.52995

nice nugger lover

No.52996

what sauce did you get

No.52997

buffalo usually get honey mus tard

No.52998

always stumble on the question because i dont have every flavor memorized

No.52999

zoomer in osrs said my nickname is kinda pog to be honest

No.53000

le zoom zoom boom boom lol

No.53001

ask asl maybe youll get a gf

No.53002

>>52999
whats your gamertag

No.53003

wine and pizza time

No.53004

sounds like a hell of a time trying to hold off cracking until fridey to reduce the chances of a ynaj

No.53005


No.53006

woke up who wants to be my valentine today

No.53007

feelin like i cant reconcile with this world im too manbaby to convincingly function in it especially now

No.53008

simply fake it till you make it

No.53009


No.53010

>>53008
couldnt play the game when i first started school do you think im going to be able to do so now in this insane asylum of a country thats been degenerating at ludicrous speed the norms can smell fear

No.53011

guess ill snooze hope i get up early enough to not waste another day

No.53012

>>53002
im tard

No.53013


No.53014

mom got mad when i told her that the spring water in her water bottle was just bottled tap

No.53015

thought you couldnt drink tap

No.53016

only if you live in a third world country the tap here is pristine with just the right amount of fluoride

No.53017

done been gamin

No.53018

at the good mall

No.53019

i think everyone knows im here i should take my leave

No.53020

ate my air fried breakfast time to snooze

No.53021


No.53022

love spending 4 hours searching for the perfect jo material then spending 30 seconds joing and closing 500 tabs

No.53023

>>53021
sounds like rpg music

No.53024


No.53025

leveled up my gamerscore with a can of mountain dew for breakfast think ill have another and try to game

No.53026


No.53027

cant believe its been a year since the great migration to ghota

No.53028

fridge isnt working again moms talking about getting something ready made but i dont want to look like a loser in front of any teengirls by going with her on normentines day so no blogs

No.53029

people are impregnating their gfs on valentines day right this moment and im sitting here gaming

No.53030

cant get a gf until everyone else gets one first otherwise when its over a few months later i wont be allowed to post here anymore

No.53031

pretty vile how websites will now dynamically change what they look like based on how big the window is and not user agent im using a big boy computer dont give me the fisher price teenphone shite because i want two browser windows side by side

No.53032

going to have a nice 5 hour snooze

No.53033

starting to think its really over this time

No.53034

wont be feelin that way at all for a few more minutes mom got a 16 piece had two drumsticks three wings and a thigh

No.53035

>>53027
it hasnt

No.53036

chickenbrag

No.53037

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.53038

drank coke for the first time in id say about a decade a can of diet the carbonation hurt my chest going down

No.53039

hope youve got a medical condition because there are literal babies drinking coke out of sippy cups in this country right now that would laugh in your face for saying that

No.53040


No.53041

just didnt let it defizz in my mouth enough before swallowing no need to be mean only hurt on the first sip

No.53042

what is this poison
carbonated drink

No.53043

Please stick it in mee

No.53044

im burnt out

No.53045

back from my business trip

No.53046

did you close the big contract

No.53047

got a pair of 650ml imported sapporos and a 6 pack of double strengthers

No.53048

I was talking to the pianist last night and the hostel owner, seem like interesting people

No.53049

should have ripped a fart on the pianist face, everyone would have thought, it was hilarious

No.53050

pissed hard and made a sandwich its not that good

No.53051

think ill make another anyway

No.53052

woke up had a dream that mom sent me to live with my long lost cousins in their victorian mansion and everyone dressed like it was the 1800s

No.53053

died in prime and lost over an hour of progress sigh

No.53054

accidentally tarded out and lost over a decade of life progress

No.53055

same

No.53056

we get to go back and grind in the starter zone to catch up right

No.53057

not sure if i should snooze yet not feelin too bad right now

No.53058

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1341865
phew some good jos in here

No.53059

about time to mosey over to a new thread i reckon

No.53063

dont be hasty theres still 69 more til 2500

No.53064


No.53065

tuber feel free to skip

No.53066


No.53067


No.53068

phew

No.53069


No.53070

NOThin new its a reupload

No.53071

started jerking it to sexy jap furry pics on pixiv guess its over for me

No.53072

>>53071
are you kidding its just begun

No.53073

ive got a good feeling about gaming today

No.53074

was just jerking it to some jc and js upskirts myself

No.53075

cracked a nice Michelob ULTRA: Superior Light Beer

No.53076

just timed it refreshing this thread takes me 24.5 seconds

No.53077

1.31 seconds for me

No.53078

cysts getting worse

No.53079

die speedmog

No.53080

woke up mornin ghots

No.53081

die

No.53082

been reading logh

No.53083

ate 2dilla with salsa then some fries with ranch might make aNOTher dilla

No.53084

got all jacked up on cawfee by mistake started ranting hard to mom

No.53085

youre supposed to get that out of your system on ghost

No.53086

she started it and im not ausfailian dont have the arrogance to start ranting about harry potter trannies and male privilege psas i had to watch at work or whatever

No.53087

uh is that the kind of thing you were ranting to mom about

No.53088

but freak loves trannies and feminism

No.53089

no just chinks and that train derailment

No.53090

im ausfailian and chinks are the only thing ive ranted to mom about in years

No.53091

about time to mosey on over to a new thread i reckon

No.53092

have they started buying up your farmland and major pork producers too

No.53093

they already own the entire country

No.53094

gung hay fat choy

No.53095

wondering if its a movie night

No.53096


No.53097

love being forced to watch 100 little screens of ads as i cram myself into a seat with 6 inches of leg room on a 20 minute flight i payed $300 to be on

No.53098

tranny at work doesnt even try to look like a girl just looks like a fat friend with bad acne

No.53099

gth transphobe

No.53100

>>53096
saw it in cinemas with mom

No.53101

>>53096
weird how im the friendless virg yet pencil necked fags like this guy think millions of strangers need to know what they have to say why arent they making fun of him for being able to recognize a lame movie like that on a 10 inch screen from 40 feet away

No.53102

thats what i do on ghost just on a smaller scale

No.53103

he knew what the movie was because they give you a preselected list of movies on planes

No.53104

feeling bloated guess ill crack aNOTher blog and make aNOTher quesodilla

No.53105

got a gallon of wine and the pizza doughs rising

No.53106

pic

No.53107

of the dough or the quesodilla

No.53108

the dough duh

No.53109

>>53104
seems highly illogical

No.53110

totally completely absolutely irrevocably

No.53111

maybe later

No.53112

pic now

No.53113

dont have time for a pic im flippin gamin youll have to wait

No.53114

stream

No.53115

you wouldnt want to watch it would be boring

No.53116

>>53102
youre among friends thats different

No.53117

stream stream stream

No.53118

has anyone ever told you youre very demanding

No.53119

not drunk enough for a stream yet how about in an hour or so

No.53120

just opened the 12 pack next to my chair in preparation

No.53121


No.53122

arseitch is out of control have to shower

No.53123

really warm outside the whole winter has been a bust might as well be in flippin florida

No.53124


No.53125

hell ya motherflippers

No.53126

that fixed it didnt want to get owned saying my hardware couldnt handle 1440p

No.53127

i was just kidding i didnt actually want you to stream

No.53128

too late its my bedtime now

No.53129

wow dced me and wont update sigh

No.53130

and boom goes the dynamite

No.53131

trying to calibrate my monitor and its not easy cant trust my own eyes so whats the point wish i had a calibration tool ended up changing some stuff and increasing my gamma by a bit

No.53132

got my settings off a forum post dont remember which one just have some guy in russia share one of those home theater calibration bluray rips with you

No.53133

nice wipe

No.53134

the tank is noob

No.53135

nice ragnarok prontera ost

No.53136

were over 2500

No.53137

alright streams over raging after that tardpug

No.53138

love a nice mudstream

No.53139

sigh missed the stream

No.53140

pizza time

No.53141

changed my default search engine to bing

No.53142


No.53143

been using yandex a lot to jo lately

No.53145

been doing the same for years now Please stick it in mee

No.53148

ive got a good feeling about the pone thread when we migrate

No.53151

thought about deleting my 76gb pone folder but maybe ill rewatch

No.53154

theyre trying to slide us out of the pone zone

No.53162

did i get left behind i dont want to look

No.53163

nice avoidant schizoid

No.53165

>>53162
were in ponetown now boy

No.53168

wish i was in bonetown

No.53195

i oblige but im not so affiliated

No.53202

what



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