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No. 94160

Having a nice burg

No.94176

wish i was as pasted as carl

No.99845

how about this one threadwhine

No.99847

never watched this show thought it was ugly and disgusting to hear

No.99849

cant blame you since i feel the same about similar shows but im a 30 year old teen so i grew up with it

No.99852

is this it

No.99853

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.99854

dont know what that smells like

No.99855

found a pic i have no memory of taking of me and dad at a bar in the middle of the day theres no date on it

No.99856

bored

No.99857

get a job

No.99858

>>99857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4epQVTDIio&t=124s

No.99859

https://files.catbox.moe/ee3x4k.webm

No.99860

reaching the age in life where im pretty sure i watched that as it was airing same as you but cant remember 100% or NOT

No.99861

ate an eggshell

No.99862

youre NOT supposed to eat the shells

No.99863

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wh1WcFjBHA

No.99864

spaghetti bolognese with grated grand padano and a glass of medoc

No.99865

https://files.catbox.moe/gglx61.png

No.99866

spent all day f5ing the old thread waiting for new posts

No.99867

spilled yogurt on my new shirt

No.99868

>>99864
nice pg

No.99869

thinking about howaito burinyan

No.99870

wish i was white

No.99871

dropped aNOTher show

No.99872

>>99866
was unsure if this was it then snoozed or else i would have gone back and linked you

No.99873

watching anime the subtitles jammed in a transformers reference that wasnt in the actual dialogue

No.99874

woke up hey guys

No.99875

took doctors advice to experiment with different lifestyle choices to find whats triggering my rosacea and think it might be the protein bars

No.99876

you didnt have to pay some quack to tell you that in fact i do recall telling you to stop eating that garbage

No.99877

you can just go ahead and stop eating processed food and your health will get immeasurably better

No.99878

i need to be mechanically separated and processed

No.99879

kitty keeps meowing

No.99880

stepped on something cold and squishy think it might be a chunk of chicken that cat played with

No.99881

eating corn

No.99882

not a big fan myself

No.99883

mom acts like corn isnt a vegetable

No.99884

its evil grain

No.99885

if it isnt manmade i dont want it

No.99886

feeling it

No.99887

feeling it as plow your mom's pussy pussy

No.99888

they removed moms uterus

No.99889

anal it is then

No.99890

havent gotten hard in days

No.99891

slightly annoying headache gonno snooze it off

No.99892

bored and tired

No.99893

have you tried energy

No.99894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bD4SkTK5go

No.99895

almost watched the whole clip for some reason

No.99896

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.99897

how about lying down on the highway for some reason tubeteen

No.99898

read that fabric softener is bad for you because it leaves microparticles all over the clothes

No.99899

my body is powered by microplastics

No.99900

the thunder rolls

No.99901

gonno eat the boredom away until i can snooze

No.99902

have you considered engaging in some self improvement instead

No.99903

rain and thunder

No.99904

>>99902
i did i organized a box in the closet and put some of my shirts on hangers

No.99905

great job you should be proud

No.99906

nah i should be immolated

No.99907

might try for a snooze

No.99908

got an urge to purge

No.99915

you're all faggots and cocksuckers

No.99916

nah just me

No.99917

put my cup up on the shelf to stop cat from playing with it overnight but then woke up and accidentally knocked it over spilling water everywhere

No.99918

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.99919

whats your problem

No.99920

whats your problem

No.99921

gonno take a break from jo

No.99922

i need to be mechanically separated and processed

No.99923

plant based vegan omelette

No.99924

you deserve rape

No.99925

i love to rape

No.99927

finally

https://twitter.com/ultradane/status/1856431394144301572

No.99928

okay its been two days since i swore off normahol bought aNOTher six pack

No.99929

free pcauc

No.99930

>>99928
just go for 3 days next time then 4 and so on

No.99931

thats what led to the last events

No.99932

https://files.catbox.moe/npf5b0.jpeg

No.99933

simply do it again

No.99934

how about i just try to drink normal amounts instead of abstaining then binging repeatedly

No.99935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0EaGH2eLUQ

No.99936

norms of canada

No.99937

bought some pizza flavored funyun knockoffs but theyre stale even freshly opened

No.99938

read that fabric softener is bad for you because it leaves microparticles all over the clothes

No.99939

spam

No.99940

spam is delicious especially a fried spam sandwich

No.99941

u mena a nice spam musubi

No.99942

yes in sandwich form

No.99943

uh no

No.99944

sigh he loved spam

No.99945

>>99934
nah

No.99946

oh

No.99947

>>99943
uh yeah

No.99948

how wrong you are

No.99949

>>99945
yeah

No.99950

how right I am

No.99951

raid

No.99952

where

No.99953

die

No.99954

never norm

No.99955

where do you people come from

No.99956

where do YOU people come from

No.99957

woke up hey ghosta

No.99958

regret cracking already guess ill go lie down

No.99959

feel bloated id like to eat more but ive already eaten too much today

No.99960

go back to bed

No.99961

dont want to cook again

No.99962

i know you want me gone but you could at least pretend otherwise

No.99963

https://files.catbox.moe/hc0dl7.jpg

No.99964

friendish pride worldwide

No.99965

>>99958
guess its up to me to do some cracking

No.99966

drank too much cawfee banking on mom bringing home a 12 pack from the store im gonno be up til sunrise

No.99967

was just about to brew up a mug myself

No.99968

remembering that one time when told hima about how people were bullying me in a 4jp friday night thread and this one guy jumped over there to defend me

No.99969

you can just call me wk

No.99970

weak bitch

No.99971

talked mom into going to the store before dinner

No.99972

whats for dinner

No.99973

Steaks

No.99974

with grilled onions and horseradish

No.99975

served with rolls with lots of warm butter

No.99976

wouldst thou like to live deliciously

No.99977

>>99965
did a bit of daycracking today

No.99978

havent drank in over a month

No.99979

should i buy a van

No.99980

hands were shaking from all the normffeine and NOT eating had a hard time getting the id out of my wallet the cashier said keep doing what youre doing and when you get to my age and i thought she was insulting me but she said getting carded will make you feel young

No.99981

are you gonno park it down by the river

No.99982

seized control of my own destiny and fried up some rice and beans instead of getting takeout

No.99983

gonno try to have a movie night

No.99984

eating kinder choco fresh

No.99985

mint

No.99986

i need a hero

No.99987

cumming

No.99988

https://files.catbox.moe/csqu2x.png

No.99989

i dont get it

No.99990

seems like a norm pointing fingers at other norms in the words of metallica kill em all

No.99991

what happens when you nojo for a month never made it that long before

No.99992

dont think ive gone 5 days since i was able to produce semen

No.99993

ate chicken and ri time to brew up a postprandial mug of joe

No.99994

wondering if the blood in my semen is going to just keep concentrating in my balls and then when finally cum its totally black fluid

No.99995

went for 32 days back when i was 21 almost spermed on the last day when the cashiers hand grazed mine it was painful and pinched

No.99996

uhh what do you mean back when you were 21 how old are you now grandpa

No.99997

>>99995
what was his name

No.99998

say his name

No.99999

woke up

No.100000

https://files.catbox.moe/mrrqav.png

No.100001

its over 9000

No.100002

been havin a blast learnin piano

No.100003

ooged out over some drawings of fully clothed women

No.100004

feel like might never jo again

No.100005

spend several hours browsing pixiv every day

No.100006

see anything good

No.100007

ya

No.100008

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/67732527
for example took my time with this excellent artists work earlier today

No.100009

feeling despondent

No.100010

feeling resplendent

No.100011

need to snap a baby

No.100012

whats the point if theyre NOT fertile yet

No.100013

showered and made sure to soap up me bunghole but then had to shite so my time was wasted

No.100014

mom convinced me to wear a necklace with my medical info

No.100015

watching iots

No.100016

the w is down

No.100017

just post on ota

No.100018

dont know if you havent NOTiced but the big o has gotten even shittier than usual over the past two months which was already shittier than a year ago

No.100019

sigh 2014

No.100020

eating salt and carbs and fat and more salt

No.100021

havent opened the main board in months

No.100022

same if by months you mean like 20 minutes

No.100023

https://files.catbox.moe/8hzdjx.jpg

No.100024

unable to watch vids on nnd ever since it came back up probably need to update my browser which i dont want to do

No.100025

jod unfortunately

No.100026

regret joing regret cracking guess ill go rot

No.100027

jod too but after you take a shower and clean up a bit in the kitchen youll start feeling better

No.100028

its the cracking thats the main issue

No.100029

wish i liked carrots so i could eat them and pretend to be bugs bunny or an uma musume

No.100030

bloating

No.100031

internet went out for a few minutes last night and i went to bed whats everyone up to

No.100032

just jod for the second time

No.100033

just woke up hey mates

No.100034

well hello there

No.100035

general kenobi

No.100036

dead website

No.100037

i savour the dead hours norm so quit interrupting the peace

No.100038

the dead speak to those who listen

No.100039

spermed

No.100040

why

No.100041

went out to the store with mom again the bagger was a plumber with a cute face that made me wish i had learned to talk to girls

No.100042

read that as plumber

No.100043

get eyefucked by women on the street constantly now that im ripped dont know how to convert that to sex

No.100044

its time for your ascension

No.100045

thinking of making an extra long cheeseburger

No.100046

lose the cheese

No.100047

bored when can i jack my brain directly into the virtual world and leave this shite life

No.100048

cant handle it when someone asks me to describe myself

No.100049

got a library book overdue by 18 years still sitting on the shelf wonder what the late fees are

No.100050

sippin some sweet tea

No.100051

rented 4 months 3 weeks and 2 days on netflix but never watched it and think they just decided to let me keep the dvd

No.100052

>>100046
lost the whole thing theres no buns and the beef was too wet to make into patties

No.100053

you could make one of moms keto burgers

No.100054

just ate it out of a bowl with burger condiments on it

No.100055

set to dip below freezing soon

No.100056

raining for a week then snowing at the end

No.100057

>>100048
same

No.100058

>>100056
sigh lucky

No.100059

spermed now i snooze

No.100060

niggre stupid bitch faggot

No.100061

>>100059
gonno keep cracking and snacking for another hour or so

No.100062

hell ya lets get wasted

No.100063

NOThin wasted just 6.5 blogs to wind me down

No.100064

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIsYiMjwgI

No.100065

just noticed flippin bun is dead

No.100066

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWWce76Uaaw

No.100067

remember when

No.100068

checkout lady was extra nice today NOT chatty just friendly and polite to the person in front of me then switched to extra blunt and impatient when she started scanning my items

No.100069

society is healing

No.100070

got a seasonal blog from the store

No.100071

forgot that they made seasonal versions

No.100072

its a winterbock havent had a sweet beer since that time 6 or so years ago that guiness was on discount

No.100073

just got a text asking if i want to sell moms house

No.100074

bun died but a while before it died its textboard /projects/ had died and thats the part i really regret NOT having a copy of since i remember there being some cool stuff there that said if anyone needs the imageboards i wgot them in february its under 20 gigs

No.100075

dont know why i said february but i menta the end of 2022 been slowly browsing the images directly NOT in the context of their threads finding some good stuff in there separated some out back when i thought i might post them to hima someday if they were ever relevant but now i just browse them for my own amusement

No.100076

society wants me dead

No.100077

and i want a gf

No.100078

i dont need a gf i just want sex and maybe a lap pillow and ear cleaning on occasion perhaps a hug or two too

No.100079

incidentally between the two id prefer the latter i can experience sexual pleasure by myself but i cant hug myself

No.100080

you can cuddle during sex too

No.100081

its NOT the same and youre forgetting the mimimaki

No.100082

https://files.catbox.moe/wh2ggw.png

No.100083

daydreamed about groping a lady while noone was around recently

No.100084

didnt watch harukana receive which is strange dont know how i could NOT watch a kiraranime recently realized that a song i only know from it being sampled in this and that was from it so i feel like i should watch it sooner rather than later

No.100085

and on the topic of entries on my backlog i only know through their music a new aquarions coming out next year even though i still havent watched the first

No.100086

>>100074
thank you for your service

No.100087

NOThing service ive downloaded plenty of things used to daydream about the time something would be gone and someone would want a copy and id have it and suddenly there would be purpose to my actions but this has never happened and will never happen except that one time several years ago when i fired up slsk for a while and someone grabbed some albums from me and sent a thank you message

No.100088

can i kiss you on the cheek

No.100089

forgot that guy wanted the hima favicon a few weeks ago

No.100090

id rather be hugged than kissed

No.100091

woke up hey guys hows it hangin

No.100092

hang from a tree norm

No.100093

made a huge mess in here days ago oragnizing something think if i had a choice id have a room thats 300 square feet which is roughly three times larger than now

No.100094

fuck off norman

No.100095

take it easy

No.100096

are we firing up classic

No.100097

didnt that come out years ago

No.100098

squirting out a classic out of my ass

No.100099

not firing it up this time

No.100100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RmUIPI-Cp4

No.100101

im trash not even worth being correctly caped and taxidermied

No.100102

never understood hunting deer they do taste good but theyre nice to look at just hunt invasive or aggressive animals like coyotes and turkeys and pitbulls and mexicans instead

No.100103

there are little to no wolves anymore to keep their population in check so every once in a while youve got to pick up your remington and do the needful

No.100104

what do i care if the population is in check or NOT

No.100105

>>100104
uhh what about all the grasses that are threatened by overgrazing

No.100106

well then fuck you too alright dont talk to me

No.100107

>>100102
love to hunt invasive or aggressive animals like coyotes and turkeys and pitbulls and white weeaboos

No.100108

>>100074
id be interested in the textboard archive oh well

No.100109

had two quarter pound chili cheese dogs its gonno be a night filled with gambles

No.100110

should have said no to the cheese its wrecking havoc on my stomach

No.100111

its getting worse might vomit

No.100112

not playing classic im spending time in brighter shores

No.100113

i no longer game

No.100114

google announced theyre going to automatically delete your geolocation data after 3 months unless you save it and also it will be linked to your device now instead of account

No.100115

wow only 3 months of your every movement recorded and shared with third parties and the government

No.100116

thats so nice of them

No.100117

starting to get a headache

No.100118

time for aNOTther

No.100119

aNOTher what

No.100120

woke up read dont feel safe with all the foul language

No.100121

purity

No.100122

poured some stain stuff on my pantaloons and forgot about it hope they havent been ruined

No.100123

my underwear is stained dark yellow

No.100124

thats why you should only buy black or dark blue

No.100125

started reading nukitashi the imouto character is way too hot

No.100126

you mena hinamin

No.100127

dont you mean playing

No.100128

woke up from a nap

No.100129

the napster

No.100130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DHmAfc61N4

No.100131

going downtown for a girlfriend

No.100132

the convenience store next door put up a giant sign saying cheapest vapes in town

No.100133

come in and get yourself some lung cancer you only have to pay us 20 bucks

No.100134

more of a liver failure guy myself

No.100135

im on the failure avoidance plan

No.100136

https://files.catbox.moe/5h5pyg.png

No.100137

wonder when ill be able to have access to something like that

No.100138

cant sit for more than an hour without pain raging in my ass

No.100139

you need to get one with an oblong NOT circular flange

No.100140

drinking flippino beer

No.100141

every flipping person on this planet is an animal i cant take it anymore lil bro just sometimes decides to not throw garbage away and just leaves it there like a zoo monkey mom is not much better i cant take this shit anymore whats wrong with people what happened

No.100142

i do that

No.100143

drumpf

No.100144

made a fool of myself three times in a row today

No.100145

jod when i meant to edge sigh NOThings going right today

No.100146

is there anybody out there

No.100147

crying

No.100148

doubly regretting joing now my prostate is acting up or at least thats my best guess

No.100149

ate sandwich

No.100150

eating jiaozi

No.100151

weathers gotten cold lately which means no more skin showing for the most part but this morning i was out walking before the sun was really up and came upon a group of three little girlies one of whom was wearing a rather short skirt but with black leggings wanted to hang behind and stalkwalk but chickened out since they were walking too slow for me to do it casually

No.100152

why dont you take a seat over there

No.100153

already sitting down and i havent taken any creepshots in several months

No.100154

only managed to get a panty shot on three occasions and a clear one once

No.100155

pic

No.100156

no

No.100157

now

No.100158

no means no

No.100159

eating sandwich numero deuce

No.100160

die sandwich eater

No.100161

you should be eating college girls

No.100162

found my favorite shot Please stick it in mee she wasnt a college girl ill tell you that much

No.100163

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPyAzP7Eyrc

No.100164

got seven wins in draft Please stick it in mee

No.100165

only know this scene from the memes

No.100166

shouldntve eaten that sandwich now im stuffed to the point of nauseation guess ill go lie down

No.100167

been almost half a year since umamusume en release was announced but theres still no release date starting to fall into despair

No.100168

been awake for 3 hours but was too exhausted to get off my mattress gonno read

No.100169

hope its a nice self insert wish fulfillment ln

No.100170

jo or abstain that is the question

No.100171

how about edging aka experiencing the best of both worlds

No.100172

furnace was making some weird noise and now the basement smells like oil and moms flipping out too bad its NOT a gas leak that will vaporize all trace of myself in an instant on detonation

No.100173

whos gonno keep mom warm

No.100174

woke up and shaved hey ghoty

No.100175

wish i had the sack to end it

No.100176

same

No.100177

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb24RrHIbFk

No.100178

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

No.100179

all i want is a room to never work and hide out from the norms in is that a crime

No.100180

gonno play wow hardcore seems fun

No.100181

furnace guys here hope i dont have to leave and sleep in the car

No.100182

>>100179
its pretty great

No.100183

angry that you have it better than me

No.100184

was just watching death NOTe when suddenly the glass light bulb cover behind me shattered broken glass all over the floor

No.100185

clean it up

No.100186

cleaned up the shards and now both my hands are bleeding

No.100187

stick the broken shards up your ass

No.100188

>>100186
should have worn gloves if you werent going to be careful

No.100189

is that like a normal thing people just have sharp proof gloves

No.100190

i dont know but anything would have been better than using your bare hands

No.100191

youre supposed to sweep up the large parts and then vacuum the area for the shards

No.100192

regret that second sandwich even more now after waking up at 3am from heartburn

No.100193

shards stick in the carpet

No.100194

when i broke that jar i got all the bits up by shining a flashlight on the rug in the dark

No.100195

vacuum it up

No.100196

ya that guy already told him to

No.100197

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EzOBsAYDOKM

No.100198

ranted hard to mom for 2 hours

No.100199

36% humidity inside this is NOT good for my skin

No.100200

action packed dream unfortunately woke up

No.100201

feel like i dreamt a dream recently

No.100202

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4k-dqcZLHQ
sigh

No.100203

kingdom norms

No.100204

could never get into it thats a good menu theme though

No.100205

got into it as a lad and played a lot

No.100206

we defiantly dont have that in common

No.100207

tried to latenorm it some years ago it pinched

No.100208

have a zit on the corner of my lip from touching my pubestache too much

No.100209

glad i grew up with a ps2

No.100210

remember first seeing it in 2002 and thinking it was the lamest shite ever

No.100211

the guy i knew who was really into it had a gf at 12 and i think for at least 4 years after that meanwhile i felt the same as you and got up in no guts

No.100212

gone up in my guts plenty of times

No.100213

dont see the point if i still have to jo myself off cool or NOT id let a girl finger my arse while joing me but why do that myself

No.100214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM-r2hxtO8g
crying

No.100215

https://files.catbox.moe/j3z335.jpg

No.100216

>>100214
thought this one sucked too

No.100217

got something for you to suck right here

No.100218

what like a baby bottle pop or something

No.100219

NOThin like waiting 3 years for a sequel only to be forced to play as gay roxas for 4 hours instead of pasted sora

No.100220

used up the last of my instant

No.100221

returned the second one faster than the first despite it starting off cool with the skateboard but i didnt know they were two different characters i thought it was like zelda where hes still called link but its a different universe all

No.100222

think ive only ever returned something to the store once in my life NOT counting online returns

No.100223

https://files.catbox.moe/m74hcf.jpg

No.100224

still remember trying to sell my barely used copy of soul calibur iii to gamestop a month after release and they offered 3 bucks for it

No.100225

norm calibur

No.100226

cant believe how retarded the entire gamestop practice was and how we all fell for it

No.100227

speak for yourself

No.100228

ya im the only tard here i know

No.100229

looked at the date on the calendar and realized i time traveled 3 weeks into the future again

No.100230

calendar is that some sort of kitchen appliance

No.100231

no its the little numbers on your watch that arent the time

No.100232

dont understand numbers didnt do great at school

No.100233

call me the mathemagician

No.100234

nauseated

No.100235

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrgss57VmPU

No.100236

some eggs in the carton are sitting in little puddles of yellow liquid but the eggs arent cracked

No.100237

had to go 1 egg today and throw everything else in the trash

No.100238

when will i be granted access to a young ladys eggs

No.100239

travel to vietnam

No.100240

i think i might be gay but just a little though

No.100241

got new hair clippers finally starting cutting and they dont work so now i have a partially cut head of hair fml guess ill don my hat and walk several miles to the store and back

No.100242

need to radically change my way of living

No.100243

yes im finally about to begin living my life

No.100244

dont go on jp right now

No.100245

havent been on jp since 2015

No.100246

open otas primary board for a cheeky surprise

No.100247

otas primary board is jp

No.100248

https://files.catbox.moe/9f1wh4.jpg

No.100249

walked outside and saw a big fat bearded guy in a dress dumpster diving then he hopped on a skateboard and rolled away

No.100250

that was me

No.100251

jod like a freak

No.100252

low on food but i dont feel like going out again and i cant tomorrow guess ill starve

No.100253

just crack into your several dozen cans of tuna and packages of mac and cheese

No.100254

i dont have any of those

No.100255

having some coffee mom went grocery shopping today so im good for a while

No.100256

woke up hey guys

No.100257

whats the plan

No.100258

gonna get high and watch my 600 lb life for a couple hours

No.100259

>>100254
mom gets a bunch every time its on sale

No.100260

well are you offering to share

No.100261

sure why NOT

No.100262

jerkjacked

No.100263

>>100258
mom loves that show

No.100264

the heat is cranked so high im wearing NOThing but my underwear with the windows open

No.100265

nemurenai

No.100266

sorting through boxes of old shite for anything of value

No.100267

feeling faint and weak and my headache has been getting worse all day

No.100268

kinda bored

No.100273

>>100263
can you introduce me to her

No.100274

mixing a can of chili and a box of normaroni

No.100275

hungry but there are invaders

No.100276

just drank mug of joe numero dos

No.100277

https://files.catbox.moe/m1c2gb.mp4

No.100281

what in the heck

No.100282

clint is baste

No.100283

watching the stream

No.100284

eating calzone

No.100285

>>100283
which one

No.100286

dempagumi karaoke

No.100287

bleeding

No.100288

guess ill jo shower and crack

No.100289

did two out of three and got winded too lazy to go out to the garage until i rest

No.100290

all rested up

No.100291

mom quit her job and said i need to move home to support her sigh

No.100292

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKJ523x0qo8

No.100293

need to clean up landnorms coming tomorrow

No.100294

as bad as my life is im happy and grateful NOT a single living soul has been inside my room in over 2 years

No.100295

uh then where are you having sex

No.100296

got a bunch of nice spots in the woods

No.100297

>>100295
in my computer chair with my hand just like the last 21 years

No.100298

started scalpscratching now ill be picking at it all night

No.100299

bhole moist rn

No.100300

hopefully NOT with roidblood

No.100301

no just sweat

No.100302

never figured out the swampass cheat code would always shove my chair back under the desk at lightspeed before the girls saw the sweat stain

No.100303

caught a spider crawling on my shirt

No.100304

love you hima

No.100305

same

No.100306

incapable of love

No.100307

>>100306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqL1yJOHAbI

No.100308

https://files.catbox.moe/q5oqji.png

No.100309

eating maultaschen

No.100310

that seems like so long ago im forgetting it really happened

No.100311

no im eating them right now

No.100312

i menat the other thing

No.100313

oh you mean the show that came out over 14 years ago

No.100314

thought that was s2 wasnt that just like 4 or 5 years ago

No.100315

thats why i said show NOT episode

No.100316

i dont consider different seasons of anime done by different studios that aired years apart as the same show

No.100317

whats a couple years separation when were talking about the ancient past anyway

No.100318

the ancient past is moms life before i was born were only talking about a few years ago here

No.100319

were talking about around the time of the second gulf war

No.100320

didnt know they did a second one

No.100321

squeezed a big load of honey straight into my mouth

No.100322

too tired to do anything even just passively watching but NOT quite tired enough to nap

No.100323

plus i cant stop itching all over ever since i cutted yesterday

No.100324

guess ill snooze and lose only have 3 blogs left for tomorrow NOT feeling good about it

No.100325

mcdonalds girl told me good morning

No.100327

quit fantasizing creep

No.100328

did some math

No.100329

drank some chinese coconut milk

No.100330

nice gutter milk

No.100331

rozzers came by to pick up the neighbour 40yo alcoholic neet because his mom refused let him in lol

No.100332

woke up hey ota

No.100333

you said that yesterday

No.100334

the coconut milk can logo features a chinese woman with big boobs saying shes been drinking it since childhood

No.100335

only drink coconuts picked by monkey slaves

No.100336

woke

No.100337

got a haircut and the stylist said her boyfriend has the same first and last name as me then she asked for my middle name too but it was different

No.100338

uhh you let a strange woman touch your hair and talked to her are you insane

No.100339

need a strange woman to touch my you know what

No.100340

did some long overdue cleaning

No.100341

started to but got sidetracked and now theres much more of a mess than there was a week ago

No.100342

i didnt have a choice landnorm says hes coming tomorrow to inspect the place wont say when except sometime between 8am and 4pm gonno have to wear clothes and do NOThing all day until he comes and goes

No.100343

crying for you

No.100344

eating some crackers the box says serving size 3 crackers

No.100345

reminiscing about the future

No.100346

playing the new pokemon tcg mobile its alright

No.100347

is it multiplayer

No.100348

it has both computer challenges and online multiplayer

No.100349

are you winning

No.100350

mom was making me look for normsmas gifts with her for all of the non failures in the family theyve got pokemon mega bloks now and all of the sets are of the 151 which made me wonder do kids even care about the pokemon franchise anymore or is all of it solely for arrested development adults forcing their kids to interact with it

No.100351

its still popular with kids

No.100352

think even a kid would be intrinsically aware it got as good as it ever could on the gbc

No.100353

for me it was pocket

No.100354

sigh waited eagerly for pokemon ¡gold version! then played it

No.100355

i had blue and silver

No.100356

dont remember why but i had both blue and red but NOT at the same time maybe i lost one of them

No.100357

balls hurt

No.100358

ive got balls of steel

No.100359

ballbusted

No.100360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMT2LsdAvmk

No.100361

theres no way you watch that garbage

No.100362

they make me flipping sick and have done so for so many years now i feel NOThing

No.100363

kinda wanna jo but not sure

No.100364

ill wait for the stream link

No.100365

moved back home with mom sigh

No.100366

welcome back i never left

No.100367

dont you think its about time you made your own place in this world

No.100368

dreamed i went to ihop with family but had to hit the bathroom before ordering and because of trouble there when i came back everyone was almost done eating tried to order anyway but couldnt find what i was looking for on the menu despite frantically looking for it eventually woke up without getting anything could go for some pancakes with syrup and breakfast sausage and hash browns and eggs right now

No.100369

>>100367
sure but the norms pulled the ladder up mom bought her first house while unemployed when she was over 5 years younger than me just because of a good credit score and her dad giving her a few thousand bucks

No.100370

and hows your credit score looking

No.100371

dont care and now i snooze

No.100372

you cant run from reality forever

No.100373

reality is the one running from me

No.100374

if you have a mom there must be a dad too

No.100375

https://files.catbox.moe/0pn1uv.jpg

No.100376

caved in ate a whole bag of chips an extra salty soft pretzel with lots of butter and most of a thick chocolate bar

No.100377

machine gunned shite nuggets but forgot to put tp in the bowl and splashed rancid pisswater on me cheeks

No.100378

drinking sweet canned coffee and by canned i mean in a plastic container and by sweet i mean the equivalent of 5 teaspoons of sugar in only 250ml

No.100383

my brain has been rotted far worse than mytok could do to any teenager

No.100384

tired

No.100385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSrDoLqx3U

No.100386

nervous

No.100387

nauseated too nao

No.100388

what did i do to deserve this

No.100389

ants spotted even after my deep clean

No.100390

ate more chocolate with a nice big mug of milk

No.100391

crying everyone is dead

No.100392

HOOOORAY!!!! EVERYONE IS DEAD

No.100393

snoozing is a kind of death

No.100394

this is no time to be snoozing

No.100395

https://files.catbox.moe/r3azf1.jpg

No.100396

rearranged my figs

No.100397

hand hurts in a weird new way

No.100398

tv died sigh never buying samsung again

No.100399

time to upgrade to a nice smart tv

No.100400

no more jo for this fella

No.100401

i need to be fucked in the ass

No.100402

havent had a chance to use my new dildo yet

No.100403

still have all the figs i bought years ago sealed in their boxes in the closet should never have bought them

No.100404

pic

No.100405

love the figs i got cant believe it took me so long to get any they really add life to the room plus theyre just cheap prize figs so i dont need to be over protective although i still havent thrown out the boxes

No.100406

>>100399
it was a smart tv i used it to watch youtube

No.100407

love my tubeteen figs

No.100408

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT16oNzs_R8

No.100409

which ghotabro has the biggest fattest cock

No.100411

im so smart i let my tv take screenshots of what im watching and send them to the government

No.100412

this is the longest without joing in my entire life wonder if that makes my dick shrink

No.100413

my personal best is 2 months 10 days with only edging every few days and 8 weeks and 4 days with nothing at all

No.100414

think it shouldnt count at all if you edge

No.100415

jerked and cummed

No.100416

im edgelord

No.100417

watching dubbed anime while eating my rice and beans

No.100419

once had my scrote opened surgically and a nesticle removed was already back to joing within 10 days

No.100420

bought a bag of buffalo sauce sunflower seeds

No.100421

nice halfsack

No.100422

do you cum less after having your testicle removed

No.100423

seems the same but by the time it happened i had already been triplejoing every day for ten years so there wasnt much to begin with

No.100424

how does trump winning the election affect us

No.100425

used to just chew sunflower seeds and swallow the shard as a kid because i was too tard for the tongue dexterity you need to shell them

No.100426

in elementary school this one girl told me she could unwrap a hersheys kiss with her tongue

No.100427

think teaching the younger cousin to do that was one of his charges Please stick it in mee

No.100428

hope cousin can recover from being snapped by a nig

No.100429

whats wrong with a man courting a young lady has the whole world gone mad

No.100430

i havent left the house in 20 years

No.100431

jealous of you theres NOThing out there worth it except the woods

No.100432

love the woods

No.100433

woke up

No.100434

>>100433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJLhRGPv-M

No.100435

oh man

No.100436

hate when futa is tagged as yuri

No.100437

dont know who could possibly be retarded enough to tag it that way

No.100438

too many people unfortunately

No.100439

gonno snooze

No.100440

same but in a bit

No.100441

deep cleaned with mom for 12 hours

No.100442

only have 110 or so square feet to deep clean and i havent in years

No.100443

ate the last of the polish ham i had a really good polish joke a week ago but forgot it wish i had written it down

No.100444

hope i remember it soon

No.100445

getting to the age where mom knows im pulling tallboys out of the vegetable drawer in the fridge at 4am before she goes to work because my knees pop when i crouch

No.100446

get some exercise you should being doing at least 60 push ups a day and double that for crunches

No.100447

uh crunches might as well hit myself in the lower back with a hammer

No.100449

love calisthenics and deep stretching

No.100450

got some deep stretching for you right here

No.100451

kimoi

No.100452

have so thoroughly boy who called wolf myself that the next time it happens for real gonno just ignore the symptoms and die

No.100453

new ross

No.100454

watched bob ross to calm down when i was a teen

No.100455

i just played eroges and napped

No.100456

got some eroge on my to play list thinking rance iv is next

No.100457

eating shrooms noodles cheese sausage paired with a nice blog from a plastic bottle

No.100458

got a hefeweizen its awful although ill drink it anyway since i dont have any other choices

No.100459

that or it might be time to replay 5d for the umpteenth time damn good game

No.100460

thinking about all the people weve lost along the way

No.100461

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.100462

never used fabric softener isnt that stuff toxic

No.100463

read that fabric softener is bad for you because it leaves microparticles all over the clothes

No.100464

been air drying my clothes recently so theyre the opposite of soft more like crunchy

No.100465

especially my undies Please stick it in mee

No.100466

canNOT wash the poop stains off my tighty whitys

No.100467

nice skiddies

No.100468

>>100460
i miss pnig

No.100469

i wasnt thinking about that normbuddy

No.100470

only having one cup of cawfee today no more no less

No.100471

same although i also had two half pills

No.100472

>>100469
the only norm here is you

No.100473

ya cuz hes in prison

No.100474

im the biggest norm on ghost

No.100475

love being norm on ghost!

No.100476

reading fanlated manga it has upside down punctuation and random diacritics and the credits page talks about how because of their work now non hispanic countries can read it

No.100477

plus the grammar is stilted and awkward like ya that loli is defiantly using words like shall and no contractions well ill read it anyway

No.100478

dont go on jp

No.100479

started playing stalker a couple times in the past but couldnt get into it

No.100480

been meaning to try playing it again i did once for a few hours as a teen and didnt dislike it

No.100481

stream

No.100482

wish i was a norm but i fell for the neet meme and wasted the last dozen or so years of my life wallstaring

No.100483

its NOT that great

No.100484

wish i was a norm like freak and had friends and a high paying career and a gf i have sex with regularly instead of just having a low paying job and no friends and still being cel

No.100485

>>100482
you say wasted i say lived to the fullest

No.100486

wouldnt have so many regrets if i could spend my time gaming or watching or reading instead of just doing NOThing

No.100487

at least i can jo

No.100488

>>100485
for you maybe

No.100489

woke up with doms

No.100490

>>100486
same

No.100491

gonno buy lottery tickets instead of beer tonight ive been going too hard since halloween

No.100492

playing fgo and the first sentence in the event has a typo what the flip are these moronic translators doing

No.100493

cleaned my room and made 5 bags of clothes to donate mopped the kitchen ran the roomba 3 times and hand vaccumed too and threw out all the food besides the stuff sean and betty and shea brought over on boardgame night
gonno game some valkyria chronicles and loop some 守護ってルーナイト and not really sure which fgo event cause there isnt one on global right now

No.100494

https://litter.catbox.moe/yfpzze.webm

No.100495

love abigail

No.100496

>>100493
die norm

No.100497

bleeding

No.100498

>>100491
in true retarded loser fashion i ended up spending an equal amount on both but none of it will matter in a few hours when they draw my numbers and i scratch off the grand prizes

No.100499

>>100496
never norm

No.100500

my night was perfect but then went back for an extra serving of ice cream and it sent my stomach over the edge

No.100501

almost done with nukitashi now can see why its popular despite all the crass sex jokes nonstop the characters just have really good comedic chesmitry

No.100502

new alien food gonno watch

No.100503

>>100493
tam lin cup

No.100504

are you guys sending me some money if you win big

No.100505

>>100504
hate to break the bad news to you but i didnt win didnt even get a single number broke even on the scratch offs so im right back where i was hours ago

No.100506

its ok you can win next time no rush

No.100507

youre supposed to save before scratching so you can reload if you dont get anything

No.100508

wouldnt have minded savescumming through life

No.100509

please at least play your life on normal mode

No.100510

im too much of a n00b

No.100511

ate something good cant decide if i should save the second one

No.100512

you cant get the good ending if you play on easy mode

No.100513

tarded out and enable nightmare ironman mode now i cant turn it off for this save

No.100514

fire up the gameshark

No.100515

wasnt invited to the ghost gim

No.100516

wish i knew any autistic girls i know its fake in women and stolen valor and all that but i dont have the charm required to mold a normal one into not being an automaton

No.100517

dont understand the surprise anal trope you need to spend some real time cleaning before hand if you dont want to pull it out covered in poo

No.100518

NOT that i would know of such things

No.100519

feel like more and more of my pixiv follows have started plastering their images with intrusive watermarks

No.100520

never thought of surprise buttsecks as sexual i mean beyond the anal rape part even now i dont think that

No.100521

it will be sexual at the mansion

No.100522

feel like its too late

No.100523

the x announcing they will autoscrape and train their image models on stuff made all the artists realize that had been happening to them for years now

No.100524

why dont they just NOT post on x are they stupid or something

No.100525

the nips live xitter and iphones and posting on twitter from their iphones

No.100526

u mena on x

No.100527

love posting on ghostter from my android

No.100528

went to the bank and the teller had to get his boss to help explain something and the whole time he was twirling my cards around in his hands rubbing his fingers all over them like a fidget spinner

No.100529

ate extra big soft roll coated in cinnamon and sugar

No.100530

love my fidget spinner spinning it as i read that post

No.100531

pon chi ron

No.100532

feeling extremely nervous and anxious for some reason

No.100533

hope everyponys ready for thanksgiving

No.100534

spending it with my spouse this year

No.100535

mom told me to come with her to deliver food to poor people

No.100536

feels good to do good

No.100537

https://files.catbox.moe/b53nyd.jpeg

No.100538

https://files.catbox.moe/27koa5.webm

No.100539

listening to MOSAIC.WAV

No.100540

whens the akiba trip

No.100541

teenlaughed at a screenshot of an x post

No.100542

yesterday mom got a box of don don donatsu already had 2

No.100543

pic

No.100544

there all just normal sperm glazed its NOT a variety pack

No.100545

theyre

No.100546

groan alicesoft wiki is gone

No.100547

second groan is i cant get rance iv to NOT mess up the aspect ratio when i go fullscreen might just have to set my resolution to 800x600 and play windowed

No.100548

just jo

No.100549

already jod like a man possessed today

No.100550

november is almost over

No.100551

game overd on the second battle

No.100552

the guy in front of me at the liquor store spent 123 dollars and then the clerk carded me for my pumpkin spice cider

No.100553

probably thought you were a teen buying that kind of shite

No.100554

jod to a sill scene love that girl

No.100555

anyone ever watched daimahou touge

No.100556

ran into a coworker of moms while picking up the turkey luckily they just chatted amongst themselves there were no questions like do you still live at home have you ever been employed have you ever touched a woman etc

No.100557

youre the man of the house arent you

No.100558

im the manbaby of the spare bedroom

No.100559

it isnt a spare bedroom anymore if youve been sleeping in it for 31 years

No.100560

hey hima

No.100561

hey there

No.100562

mom said my cousin is unemployed because his boss killed himself

No.100563

first instinct reading that was to laugh

No.100564

the boss

No.100565

had months to do something important but didnt debating if its worth torturing myself with it tonight or just trying to ignore it until monday and dealing with the situation going from bad to worse then

No.100566

came out as tard to my mom

No.100567

get some tardbux

No.100568

mom put on a movie about a woman who falls in love with a snowman who turns into a real man and she has to teach him how to live like a normal person

No.100569

guess ill keep procrastinating and trade short term enjoyment for long term suffering like ive been doing my entire life

No.100570

might jo to children later tonight

No.100571

what do you mean jo to children

No.100572

looking forward to feasting hard tomorrow and the next day and the next day

No.100573

gluttony is a sin

No.100574

so is most of what i do

No.100575

wish i wasnt burdened by this crushing sense of morality

No.100576

i am not burdened by anything

No.100577

burdened by what has been

No.100578

im burden

No.100579

although mom has told me twice in the last month that im NOT methinks the lady doth protest too much

No.100580

moms house is filled with vibrating daddies Please stick it in mee forgot about these guys

No.100581

mommy is lonely

No.100582

uhh im talking about the arthropod you creep

No.100583

oh

No.100584

why did they put poliwhirl in the advertising so much thats probably why i liked him so much but cant you only catch him in that one area with the dock

No.100585

i dont understand a word you just said

No.100586

teen or foreigner

No.100587

>>100584
i dont know

No.100588

painshits

No.100589

liked poliwhirl because he looks like a goof but not poliwrath

No.100590

oh its just normemon

No.100591

poliwrath was cooler

No.100592

looking forward to docking at the mansion

No.100593

that kind of behavior will not be tolerated

No.100594

uhh you just want to leave the himaboat floating adrift when we arent using it or what

No.100595

itll go in the boathouse

No.100596

a boathouse is a type of dock and well be docking in there whenever we feel like it

No.100597

ran out of clean sweatpanties i guess im back to snoozing in jeans

No.100598

woke up dreamed about shopping for eggs and the store only sold 30 packs which were just pizza boxes with loose eggs rolling around and all the boxes had less than 30 with some cracked but the clerk said they considered it ok as long as the box had between 10 and 30 eggs

No.100599

always inspect every egg individually before buying

No.100600

plan to do that with my future prospective wives

No.100601

late afternoon coffee and game time

No.100602

changed my mind to watch instead

No.100603

at the food bank this schizophrenic woman started screaming at people and dad defused the situation he said you have to approach them without making eye contact

No.100604

never been to a food bank

No.100605

grinding

No.100606

phew worth it for the cg

No.100607

woke up sick

No.100608

woke up gambling on my phone

No.100609

gyamburu

No.100610

woke up a few hours ago drank two cups of cawfee and took a 2 hour nap in moms bed

No.100611

spermed now i shower and then sip some beantea

No.100612

cracked into the cherry coke

No.100613

at thanksgiving uncle said grandpa never had burgers growing up the first time he ate one was on a date with grandma

No.100614

wonder what my first date will look like

No.100615

depends on her age i suppose

No.100616

>>100614
skeeball at chuck e cheese

No.100617

i deserve sex

No.100618

bought a set of resistance bands

No.100619

mom told me to just ignore her because she needs to play this ipad jigsaw puzzle to distract herself from the pain

No.100620

mom is just like me

No.100621

>>100619
tell her to play a real game

No.100622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_oapcFRueM

No.100623

love refreshing imageboards

No.100624

gambled and lost

No.100625

did pnig get pardoned yet

No.100626

no hes waiting for trump

No.100627

drank too many blogs last night felt sober until i started knocking stuff over just trying to pick things up woke up still dizzy then realized that was only a dream and i only had coffee last night and my dizziness went away

No.100628

whoah

No.100629

why were you drinking cawfee at night

No.100630

it wasnt really night it was like 4:30pm the point is i didnt have any normahol

No.100631

went on a walk in the cold wearing my lucky shimarin hat

No.100632

is it irony that im content with very little compared to the average norm and yet even what little i do have is constantly in jeopardy

No.100633

moms been cooking gross tiktok recipes lately gonno flippin hurl

No.100634

need very little to be content

No.100635

do you have one of the teenmoms i think the bruising shes cruising for gets exponentially worse the older she is

No.100636

dont see the problem

No.100637

that in and of itself is a problem

No.100638

shes enjoying herself and having fun without harming anyone

No.100639

im so scared

No.100640

scared of what

No.100641

>>100638
you sicken me

No.100642

>>100640
dont know

No.100643

moms watching her bible video

No.100644

thinkin itll be aNOTher coffee instead of blogs evening gotta get some gaming and watching in while i still can

No.100645

got some baked sweets chocolate bread apple pastry and a jelly donut

No.100646

at thanksgiving dad gave me a lecture about how its NOT healthy for your whole life to just be work and the online world because eventually the real world will catch up to you and you wont be ready

No.100647

ive given up on reality

No.100648

grinding for a rare drop thats just NOT coming now im gonno be overleveled

No.100649

maybe it just doesnt exist its NOT like i have any evidence other than a single sentence on an old wiki

No.100650

mom told me about these really interesting creative christmas decorations she found on pinterest

No.100651

what about them

No.100652

woke up at a vile hour and couldnt get back to sleep im refusing all normffeine

No.100653


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groan

No.100654

cold

No.100655

second round of normvaders today fuck my worthless life to death

No.100656

language

No.100657

uncle said his favorite craft breweries are going out of business because todays youth dont want to drink real beer they only drink sweet fruity things like seltzers

No.100658

hope you told him alcohol is for boomers the cool kids are vaping thc now

No.100659

caved in fired up the heater

No.100660

woke up still sick and raging

No.100661

was raised by alcoholic boomers and grew up to be one

No.100662

nice dadbrag

No.100663

https://files.catbox.moe/x4vdbx.jpg

No.100664

have the desire to game but NOT the energy its been about 3 months

No.100665

woke up

No.100666

im a gamer i game

No.100667

took 20 minutes to order food because mom kept objecting to delivery fees and now shes making me pick it up

No.100668

got greedy with ram usage and lost 35 days of uptime

No.100669

youre supposed to let the pc rest while you sleep

No.100670

dont see how me replacing decade old drives after they die from daily power cycling would be cheaper than just leaving it to idle ten hours a night

No.100671

always turn it off

No.100672

hard drives are tested for daily shutdowns theyre designed to handle it

No.100673

beautiful rainy day hima

No.100674

>>100672
dont trust it plus reopening my programs every day sounds annoying

No.100675

what about sleep mode

No.100676

that only solves one of the two problems

No.100677

used to be like you but have seen the light

No.100678

the only light im interested in seeing is the led power on light at all times

No.100679

>>100673
lucky

No.100680

kinda feel like subbing to wow and playing classic hardcore

No.100681

sounds like fun

No.100682

seems like a waste of 15 bucks

No.100683

mom forgot to reset the carbon monoxide alarm basements still full of it unfortunately my room isnt above whats generating it so shell die and i wont

No.100684

cant you just light a fire and burn it off

No.100685

or find the source

No.100686

opened the windows and turned some fans on i know the source moved the detector up here and it didnt go off so thats good enough for me tonight

No.100687

too lazy to switch every time so ive been using my computer at 800x600 resolution the past few days with hidden windows taskbar its fine but some websites dont render well and it isnt good for browsing images

No.100688

you cant enjoy web 3.0 like that

No.100689

ota3.0 renders just fine

No.100690

took a shower tweenshaved changed my bedsheet or more like put one on after i took the previous one off weeks ago now im just gonno look for a vid to relax to

No.100691

relax or relax

No.100692

second one

No.100693

tv wont turn on flip never buying gook shite ever again godsdamnit

No.100694

told you to buy a sceptre

No.100696

its like cars the same chinks make them all in the same factory and just put a different logo on each

No.100697

uh why were like 400 posts deleted from the last thread

No.100698

youre just imagining things

No.100699

scared me you just have to open it theyre all in their rightful place

No.100700

did you count them all

No.100701

no but the last post you can see on the index is about 600 posts before the last one you can see once you open it

No.100702

abstained from painkillers for over a month and normitus didnt improve just took 400mg profen

No.100703

did some stretches

No.100704

gaming

No.100705

boiled some eggs but im no longer hungry just gonno eat one

No.100706

wonder if my intense face and jaw soreness of the past few days has anything to do with the massive amounts of sugar ive been eating the past few days might go buy some more pastries and find out

No.100707

ended up having 2 with anchovy paste

No.100708

grandpa loved anchovy paste but mom would get upset when he had it

No.100709

saw someone posting about gmm and got mad and then sad

No.100710

put my robe on for the first time since last winter and immediately pissed all over it by accident guess ill snooze

No.100711

jod

No.100712

bought more pastries plus some chocolate

No.100713

gramps would have caviar for bfast and oysters for dinner every day

No.100714

dont even have bfast every day

No.100715

bezos flipped up my order now its coming tomorrow instead of today

No.100716

remember when sunday was a day of rest

No.100717

ya pasted jc took care of that one

No.100718

mom said my sweatshirt stinks

No.100719

febreze

No.100720

tired gonno snooze

No.100721

napped

No.100722

got a 420g wheel of tete de moine

No.100723

got some on my clothes which now smell of stinky cheese

No.100724

id like a wheel of your finest aged fromunda

No.100725

woke up hey guys

No.100726

whats todays gameplan

No.100727

planning to relax to the max

No.100728

grandma told me about how her friends husbands company kept moving them around the country for different jobs and 1 night in chicago he announced they were gonno have to move again and he was really stressed about it so he took a walk outside to relax but grandmas friend thought that meant he was just giving up and leaving her so she turned on the car in the garage and killed herself

No.100729

that old lady had more balls than me

No.100730

she was just impulsive

No.100731

the only reason im NOT impulsive is because im a pussy nerd

No.100732

woke up showered now im sippin some covfefe and eating baguette

No.100733

after dinner mom said she came close to strangling grandma because she kept asking when 31 year old girl cousin would finally get married

No.100734

im someones 31 year old boy cousin should i give you moms cellphone number to pass along to her

No.100735

need to be introduced to a sexmom

No.100736

kinda wild how norms can balance having a wife and kids career and hobby while i cant even balance keeping up with seasonal anime and gaming

No.100737

those lists of search referral terms or whatever they were that he would post were some of the funniest things ive ever seen

No.100738

hope i have them saved somewhere ill post em if i ever sort my drives instead of just buying more when one fills up

No.100739

>>100736
its called being disabled

No.100740

dont call me that

No.100741

dont think so all of those things just used to happen to 90 percent of the male population by default and plenty of them couldnt handle it even when it was handed to them look at the divorce rates after 1960

No.100742

case in point every male relative born before 1965 i personally know gramps had his mom cleaning his work shirts and cooking his food even working at a high paying job with 3 kids im his modern equivalent except i only get the first one

No.100743

and mine are neetshirts Please stick it in mee

No.100744

did 15 pushups yesterday dealing with the doms now

No.100745

weird how being the best in gym class at the pushup test when i was 15 despite being as much of a scrawny unathletic weakling as i am now wasnt enough to get in or touch any guts

No.100746

neither was height for that matter but then again i was under 6 foot 4 then and now so i was already removed from the gene pool

No.100747

you do realize its all about the face i hope

No.100748

mom says ive got a good face shes been complimenting my tweenbeard and telling me NOT to shave too much off when she used to tell me to shave all the time in my teens

No.100749

left ball hurts a bit

No.100750

its cancer

No.100751

de nile aint just a river in egypt

No.100752

>>100749
just keep an eye on it i went like a month after my ball started hurting and swelling to the point of affecting walking to tell mom before going into debt to have it stolen

No.100753

nice transition

No.100754

wonder if i have arthritis

No.100755

what like fred g sanford

No.100756

no like my grandmother

No.100757

cant find the item i need to progress ill give it aNOTher half hour then give up and look it up

No.100758

NOT young enough to have any grandmothers that arent dead or severely demented

No.100759

still young enough to turn my life around

No.100760

realistically im waiting until im the 40yo virg to turn it all around until then who cares were freak

No.100761

might tard out and get a job get married and have kids

No.100762

i got a job cant just neet it up forever

No.100763

fuck you with a rusty knife

No.100764

hey thats not cool

No.100765

thats it ive backtracked through every single room in every single dungeon gonno cheat

No.100766

youre a bigger man than me

No.100767

dont call me fat

No.100768

looked up a guide but cant even make heads or tails of what its telling me to do ok enter this area via that area but that area is locked and this is the only place its mentioned in the guide thanks a lot

No.100769

basically feel the same way about life

No.100770

have you tried revisiting every room with the right female companion that worked for me

No.100771

ate food now tired do i try to nap or have more caff that is the question

No.100772

nap if you can took a b12 pill and fell asleep in moms bed with pillows and sheets for 3 hours on normsgiving

No.100773

weird

No.100774

never had normsgiving whats it like

No.100775

pretty cool you basically just eat the same food for 3 days

No.100776

i already do that

No.100777

ya but its enjoyable because its something you only eat annually and theres a lot of variety

No.100778

couldnt nap

No.100779

showered took some caffeine gonno game

No.100780

successfully completed nnn

No.100781

norm norm norm

No.100782

drinking flat cola straight from the 1.5l bottle

No.100783

watching mahjong anime the antagonists name is seki

No.100784

love a good tile tossing cartoon

No.100785

same NOT that i know any of the rules

No.100786

mom told me she was trying to get a pitcher from the high cabinet but said you cant reach it without a stepstool so proved her wrong

No.100787

https://files.catbox.moe/ptsj7i.jpg

No.100788

thinking of gaj and saving every penny it would work out to about two million when im 55 then i can retire and neet it up dont know how the taxes would work though

No.100789

how are you planning on going from a lifetime of neetdom to making two million in two decades

No.100790

had to decide between getting a cg or the best armor in the game naturally the correct choice is to get the cg take a screenshot then reload and get the armor but i hadnt saved in a while so i lost a good bit of grinding

No.100791

the cg was worth it the armor might NOT have been it isnt much of an upgrade

No.100792

feasted

No.100793

eating some of moms keto lasagna with leaves as the layers instead of pasta

No.100794

as for me just guzzled several mouthfuls of pure honey

No.100795

nice grizzler bear

No.100796

how come i never hear about isis anymore did they stop beheading people

No.100797

think they lost and died

No.100798

crying for them

No.100799

havent had normahol in several days and feeling better already maybe its time to quit for good again or at least until tuesday

No.100800

cousins all did something called blackout wednesday on the day before thanksgiving

No.100801

woke up due to something bad was up a few hours without turning the pc on then took a 4 hour nap in moms bed whatd i miss

No.100802

woke up went to the store came home and ate an orange

No.100803

>>100788
sometimes come up with delusional plans like this but then remember how shitty my life has been even though mom has easily made 2.5 million over the course of her career and been paycheck to paycheck that whole time if youre 30 now and can guarantee youll never save less than 80 grand per year its possible but if youre lucky enough to have that why even bother

No.100804

glad mom saved and invested so i dont have to worry

No.100805

mom only invested in her death ive got 250k coming to me but in a final twist of irony ill have no reason to keep living once i get it hope ng+ goes better

No.100806

>>100799
describe better

No.100807

>>100805
sigh dont do it what about your bros right here that love you

No.100808

yes everybody gets burn outs please keep going nonetheless

No.100809

scratched moms new nonstick pan too bad i wasnt aborted at 8 months

No.100810

2025 is gonna be the year we forgive ourselves no matter what and break free from our past mistakes

No.100811

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZr6BBZyJKU

No.100812

cummed for the first time in a month and it was all brown and watery

No.100813

cousin had that happen once he passed away shortly after

No.100814

how would you know that

No.100815

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBVhtkAXOw

No.100816

havent shaved

No.100817

might neetshave tomorrow

No.100818

fighting the urge to eat a bowl of cereal with yogurt

No.100819

was forced to make a series of harrowing calls then feasted on taters and chuck

No.100820

crying

No.100821

ranted to mom she said shes worried about me told her ill be a loser forever so dont sweat it the ship for me being a norm sailed long ago if it even existed

No.100822

shaved and neetcutted yesterday gonna make a cup of joe

No.100823

was on the normship for a bit but they made me walk the plank

No.100824

deranged husk of a human being tragic moe

No.100825

was cleaning out a box and found some gba games apparently fire red cartridges are worth like 150 big ones on egay if anyone needs some quick cash

No.100827

>>100806
i was able to game

No.100828

ive experienced the same thing

No.100829

gonna be gaming moderately once poe2 comes out

No.100831

i need to cum hold on

No.100832

internet tube is bottlenecked or some shite im close to raging gonno crack and make a pair of quesodillas

No.100833

learned how to play blow the man down on piano

No.100834

cool

No.100835

mom cant even pay the bills and put money on the table anymore might be forced to gaj after all

No.100836

hell ya join the club maybe we can all start workblogging together

No.100837

nice worksugi

No.100838

had a nightmare about working a warehouse job then accidentally killed a guy there and tried to cover it up but one of my coworkers was close to catching me so started swimming in the air just above the floor and these 2 girl coworkers in skirts walked on top of me and intentionally showed off their pussies

No.100839

as for me dreamed i looked in my fridge and realized i bought a microwave meal and was stumped on how to prepare it because i dont have a microwave

No.100840

just learned the meaning of triptych i feel so stupid and inadequate whenever i dont know something i think i should have its always been like this

No.100841

nice tripfag

No.100842

I’m 37 years old and I can’t remember a day in my life without gaming. Thank you, PlayStation.

No.100843

bought chips and candy

No.100844

and by candy i mean fondant eating some now

No.100845

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.100846

woke up hey ghoty

No.100847

read that fabric softener is bad for you because it leaves microparticles all over the clothes

No.100848

spam

No.100849

mom just uses vibuddy

No.100850

cant progress at all thinkin its guide time again

No.100851

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like spam
its nostalgic

No.100852

die \norm

No.100853

never norman

No.100854

happy cybermonday

No.100855

die die die

No.100856

der die das

No.100857

lawson released drinkable mayonnaise and my favorite sexy lady artist bought it but hes too scared to drink it

No.100858

watched the koyote drink that last week

No.100859

stayed at a hotel right by a lawson

No.100860

eustachian tube going crazy

No.100861

cashier girl smiled at me and said "awesome possum!"

No.100864

was gonno stop blogging today but mom said shes going to the store NOT sure if i have the resolve

No.100866

havent dranken in a while might think about it

No.100867

didnt go

No.100868

SHIGGY DIGGY DOOOOO

No.100869

I WENT TO THE BATHROOM

No.100870

gonno grill even though its almost pitch black out

No.100871

steaks were pretty good they were too rare so i finished them to a nice well done in the oven

No.100872

sorted 45 big ones in quarters out of the change jar

No.100873

score

No.100874

ate a cliff bar and immediately started farting hard and now my stomach hurts

No.100875

think im gonno blimp out on a pizza later theres no occassion its just to feel something

No.100876

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dO_Xhir1rA

No.100877

never got around to watching that third movie or the second one if im remembering wrong

No.100878

watched the first two i think on the big screen

No.100879

love waking up hours before the crack of dawn with heartburn and headache and what feels like it might be a low grade fever and NOT being able to fall back asleep despite already being quite tired looks like its gonno be a long day today guess ill have some coffee

No.100880

nah forget the normfee just eat some baking soda hang out in front of the rectangle for a while and lay back down

No.100881

i dont have baking soda can i do diet cola instead

No.100882

vinegar works too

No.100883

youtube showed me an unreasonably sexy kohls ad

No.100884

nice sexy ko

No.100885

shouldnt have eaten so much

No.100886

cracked and smoked for the first time in over a week im feelin it Please stick it in mee

No.100887

guess ill snooze

No.100888

whined a little about having to move back home with mom but it does feel very safe and calm here

No.100889

sipping my coffee im a cow for it

No.100890

woke up lojod

No.100892

GO BACK TO SLEEP

No.100893

guess ill take a b12 pill

No.100894

new settled

No.100895

snoozed 8 hours had b12 eggs and cawfee my head and eyes still feel like i just woke up

No.100896

phew long day at work today might pick up some blogs on the way back

No.100897

the workblogger

No.100898

i got four words for you

No.100899

sperged out there was a discrepancy on my bank statement and i thought my card was stolen mom called for me and straightened it out and now my mail is organized

No.100900

>>100898
dont tell that norm to go to hell

No.100901

bought some weightlifting gloves for my soft baby hands

No.100902

hell is too nice for norms

No.100903

yeah a norm like me deserves the best

No.100905

NOT feeling good

No.100906

i FEEL GOOD

No.100908

wish i could game its now been 3 months

No.100909

bleeding

No.100910

normvaders coming for like the 4th time in a week and i have to let them in early in the morning because mom wants to save her sick days

No.100912

moms having the kitchen renovated to get rid of the mold

No.100913

sounds like a good problem to have unless youve been hospitalized for mold issues

No.100914

mold naturally kills pathogenic microorganisms that would otherwise infect you

No.100915

should have known all the anti mold propaganda all just a scam to sell cleaners

No.100916

guess ill attempt a snooze after watching some vids i was gonno drink some of this tea mom has that makes you tired but i forgot maybe ill make it anyway

No.100917

none of that shit actually works its just placebo

No.100918

it does you just have to use 3 or 4 bags

No.100919

got a teabag for you right here

No.100920

thanks can you save it for tomorrow im snoozing

No.100921

simply need to live by myself this is too much

No.100922

ynaj

No.100923

https://files.catbox.moe/oygcci.mp4

No.100924

tv is not working again almost pubched a hole through that garbage

No.100925

sigh ended up lying and NOT snoozing guess ill just start chugging cawfee and stay up until i have to let those norms in and they leave

No.100926

just brewed a jug myself

No.100927

bought a new bottle of caffeine pills

No.100928

barely made a dent on mine

No.100929

weird bruises on my groin

No.100930

pic

No.100931

reading gabriel dropout saw there was a new volume up

No.100932

liked that sexy devil girl

No.100933

liked that doujin

No.100934

phew even longer day at work today

No.100936

my freaking rental leaks oil help

No.100937

basically out of food so i went to the store didnt want to cook so i bought a premade sandwich that had the clearance sticker the bread was soggy and filling was gross

No.100938

i need to fuck and rape a child

No.100939

language

No.100940

sometimes i wonder how i would perceive the world if i didnt have autism i mean what is it that norms see that i dont

No.100941

recently came to the realization that im NOT ped

No.100942

autism isnt real

No.100943

luckily dont have the tism as far as i know but was starting to consider last night as i thought back on the last decade there may be a possibility theres something wrong with me brane that makes life harder

No.100944

im neurotypical now they removed my diagnosis from the dsm

No.100945

heck yeah clean shave

No.100946

freshly shaved bhole

No.100947

woke up to beautiful heavy rain

No.100948

its raining motor oil from the sodded drain plug

No.100950

feasted then binged i dont feel so good anymore

No.100953

itchy bhole

No.100954

kinda cold today Please stick it in mee gonno snooze now

No.100955

mom said we can get a pizza but she doesnt know i ate a frozen one two days ago Please stick it in mee

No.100956

arent you a little bit old to be eating pizza

No.100957

im manchild

No.100958

ano eto

No.100959

>>100956
uh is there an age youre supposed to stop eating pizza never heard of that gramps ate it at least weekly til he croaked

No.100960

tried to order pizza with mom the other day but you have to spend 40 dollars to qualify for free delivery and she didnt want to pay the 5 dollar delivery free so suggested we share 2 pizzas and she wanted spinach artichoke but she rejected that because by default it comes with alfredo and she hates alfredo so told her to just build a custom pizza but she didnt want to pay the custom pizza fee even though it would have bumped us up into the free delivery price range so she switched to thai and spent a ton of time picking the perfect thai order but at checkout she saw the delivery fee and freaked out then cancelled and had to rebuild the entire order as pickup and then she made me Drive to go get it

No.100961

sounds like shes cruising for a bruising i just tell mom to pick off what she doesnt want

No.100962

bleeding

No.100963

the bleeder

No.100964

gonno eat some fritos store brand of course im NOT made of gold

No.100965

My diet is mostly protein and fiber.

No.100966

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DHOqdYhFNU
hb new jcs

No.100967

NOT the kind of jcs i wanted to see

No.100968

twasnt what i expected neither

No.100969

why was i born

No.100970

you know ive been thinking it over for the last few days and i just dont think paizuri would be all that great in real life

No.100971

started reading that sentence and was agreeing until i read everything after i just dont think now im angry almost NOThing is good in real life and thats where you draw the line flip you

No.100972

whats the problem im just planning out the things ill do once i finally get a gf

No.100973

>>100969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

No.100974

if hitler was black he would have succeeded

No.100975

>>100970
https://files.catbox.moe/2enor6.jpeg
you simply need to add one more thing to it

No.100976

my penis is too small for paizuri

No.100977

dont think thats possible unless its inverted

No.100978

its too small

No.100979

unless her tits are smaller than mine its her problem to deal with NOT yours

No.100980

thought i had a 4.5 inch pecker but it was actually a nice 5.5 incher under a layer of fat

No.100981

i thought 4.5 was the average

No.100982

>>100975
foul

No.100983

the only foul thing is that its NOT happening to us

No.100984

tasty magnesium candy tasty zinc and vitamin c candy tasty d3 candy

No.100985

magnesium is for snoozing but all the others are fine

No.100986

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HDNhVUF5Mw

No.100987

presently perusing pecorine paizuri pics

No.100988

>>100986
In a distant dusty future Vash the Stampede is the man everybody wants to get their hands on. Good luck, fellas. You're gonna need a whole lotta bullets.

- Wherever this man goes he always leaves trouble behind him.
- Get down!
- Over half the town and nothing but rubble…
- It's Vash the Stampede! He's coming our way, he's coming!

Draw, partner!

No.100989

fuck you up the asshole and get murdered eye

No.100990

spewed in me mouth coming back from the bathroom but luckily there was an empty trash bag i use for the laundry right on the floor of me room its fate is to freeze into a puke cube out in the dumpster

No.100991

spewed or spewed

No.100992

the other one

No.100993

gaadf

No.100994

https://files.catbox.moe/ats56c.png

No.100995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzHyl6yUYQc

No.100996

woke up and my sheets were bloody

No.100997

dont sleep with mom

No.100998

dont understand how there are so many single moms

No.100999

brainfog

No.101000

single mom means dad was chad

No.101001

bc up over 50% in half a year should i buy

No.101002

and by in half a year i meant to say in a single month

No.101003

you missed the boat try buying next time it crashes by 50%

No.101004

last time i missed the boat it kept going up anyway also the time before that and the time before that and the time before that

No.101005

stuck so i looked at a guide youre supposed to go back to a room for an event to happen but its NOT happening time to scour every single room in the game again with every possible combination of characters to find the single button or whatever i missed causing it to NOT trigger

No.101006

done drinking coffee quitting starting now

No.101007

did you take the pill pill

No.101008

no im not that retarded thankfully

No.101009

you didnt need to put it that way

No.101010

eating a high class sandwich its NOT blogna its mortadella

No.101011

sounds like death

No.101012

it was tasty

No.101013

but i regret eating it since now ive lost my libido

No.101014

everybody knows you eat after a nice jo not before

No.101015

its complicated okay

No.101016

more weird bruises now on my groin and also thigh

No.101017

havent been hitting myself recently but maybe i should be

No.101018

https://files.catbox.moe/x1v3jm.jpg

No.101019

need to get my ass beat to death

No.101020

think i need to lose weight its affecting my sex life

No.101021

>>100970
i think it would be pretty great

No.101022

die latereply

No.101023

i was snoozing

No.101024

for over 13 hours a likely story

No.101025

https://files.catbox.moe/don91u.jpg

No.101026

song stuck in my head

No.101027

woke up hey guys hows everyone doing

No.101028

bored out of my mind might just snooze

No.101029

gaming rn im on the last chapter

No.101030

tooth is throbbing sometimes

No.101031

beat the game also just lost the game

No.101032

firing up infinity nikki

No.101033

shop

No.101034

got my heater on full blast but its still cold

No.101035

need to clean the kitchen its got ants maybe tomorrow

No.101036

bought some seasonal christmas beer and the guy didnt card me

No.101037

tis the season

No.101038

>>101036
same but it was an old lady and she just asked me how old i am

No.101039

there isnt enough sauce left in the jar for spaghetti and neetballs so im mixing it with ricotta

No.101040

the pasta guy

No.101041

NOT him just an acolyte

No.101042

remembering how pasta used to be a normal dinner choice before mom went keto

No.101043

think im being spied on

No.101044

>>101042
youre the man of the house she makes what you want

No.101045

need to rape an ethnic minority

No.101046

bet mom really wishes she didnt give birth to a worthless beta son which she will have to spend the rest of her life providing for because hes too manbaby to do anything

No.101047

she got owned hard now you can just laugh and grow fat

No.101048

accidentally downloaded a 4k vid and when it started playing my fans started making noises i havent heard in years

No.101049

eating me some buffalo chicken strips

No.101050

pretty good ate a few plain then made the rest healthy by putting them on lettuce with blue cheese dressing

No.101051

woke up

No.101052

hows it hanging

No.101053

soon white people will be an ethnic minority

No.101054

excited as hell for poe2

No.101055

we already are but ill be honest i pretty much hated life from the second i started elementary school and thats when every town in my county was 99% White let the friends lord over the septic tank that is this country NOT like im reproducing

No.101056

nice sour grapes

No.101057

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pcyXj59faw

No.101058

wonder what the christmas ross is gonno be

No.101059

>>101056
nah i was just disillusioned with life before it got even worse and dont care as long as it doesnt affect mom in her lifetime because once its over im shooting myself

No.101060

gonno get flipped up on normergy drinks in the morning maybe ill be able to game

No.101061

>>101058
probably a snowboard game or something like that

No.101062

sigh still getting tooth pain really dont want to go to the dentist for the first time in my manbaby life

No.101063

got like eight dentists in my family theyre often introverts

No.101064

cummed but NOThing came out

No.101065

then you didnt cum

No.101066

ota extra slow today

No.101067

metya metya

No.101068

its over

No.101069

havent weighed myself in half a year

No.101070

went a week sober guess ill crack got some nice 7%ers

No.101071

cracked

No.101072

eating sandwich nao

No.101073

had some rice and chicken

No.101074

for me its some 8% girly seltzer drinks

No.101075

love some nice chicken fried rice with lots of butter and sugar and msg

No.101076

wrapped up that sandwich with nice cinnamony pastry

No.101077

intentionally only bought 2 blogs to prevent myself from going overboard but now im regretting it of course the regret is the point since otherwise i wouldnt need to limit myself

No.101078

feels like you just have to get it out of your system buy what you want just dont do it on consecutive days thats the part i tard out with

No.101079

dont see the appeal of futa if its used in order to have two particular female characters engaging in piv intercourse id much prefer a strapon

No.101080

>>101078
uh no weve been through this or more precisely ive been through that

No.101081

weird how in my early 20s i could drink a pint of blogka or at least over half of one and feel fine later the next day but now a few blogs and i can write the next day or two off might need to go back to my roots

No.101082

no more coffee for this king bye bye migraines

No.101083

thought it cured migraines

No.101084

only had 200mg today

No.101085

weird got is over 13 years old NOT that ive ever watched it just thought it was more recent

No.101086

sandwich numero dos

No.101087

woke up to play poe but the servers arent working yet sigh

No.101088

never played nor watched poe dont even know what kind of game it is however that would change if you streamed

No.101089

its like diablo but for nerds

No.101090

same never had any idea what he was babbling about but found out a few years ago its a diablo clone with more numbers and stats to soothe autistic people

No.101091

id stream it but i dont want to lose performance

No.101093

latenormed diablo 1 never played 2

No.101094

same bought the wrong battle chest thats the one i should have gotten

No.101095

huh diablo 3 came out over 12 years ago

No.101096

tired of arcs where a city is attacked but the brave hero manages to gain the upper hand and defeat the enemy without any casualties like ya its a god damned war going on but the enemy just happened to only attack citizens at the exact location as the protagonist why cant it be that hundreds or even thousands died but thats fine because without the heros intervention tens of thousands would have been massacred

No.101097

>>101095
ok thats enough

No.101098

gomen

No.101099

you didnt miss much 1 is much better but 2 is alright too

No.101100

its on my backlog

No.101101

that said so is replaying 1 only played it once and only beat it by going extremely slowly and basically cheesing every enemy whenever possible

No.101102

my favorite part was when you hover over an enemy and left click it

No.101103

had more fun playing 2

No.101104

dont understand where these ants are coming from this morning i went to brush my teeth but my toothbrush had several of them crawling in the bristles

No.101105

glad i dont have ants despite being a filthy slob

No.101106

cant stand all this nagging gonno gaj and move out flip this

No.101107

im NOT convinced the ants are actually real

No.101108

>>101106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakXvneifLE&t=40s

No.101109

>>101108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACGbvkLzI4

No.101110

Please stick it in mee pasted

No.101111

planned to make some burgs on the grill but there still frozen

No.101112

theyre

No.101113

maybe ill just cook them inside its cold out theyre

No.101114

there

No.101115

gonno snooze

No.101117

filled up my tank in windy subfreezing temperatures while fully kitted out in my heavy winter gear but somehow there were multiple men standing at the pumps without even wearing coats

No.101118

had to superglue something and was cleaning up the excess that came out of the seam pulled away a very very thin strand on the tip of a toothpick that looked like cotton candy or a spider web and now im hoping i didnt accidentally inhale it

No.101119

are you high

No.101120

no why

No.101121

people sniff glue to get high

No.101122

the bottle said NOT to

No.101123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmlCAhrAWYw

No.101124

watched that one with mom a few days ago

No.101126

woke up bloated and constipated

No.101133

crying poe2 is so beautiful

No.101134

stream

No.101135

gamed too hard now im behind on my seasonals

No.101136

i crave violence

No.101137

ranted hard to mom but she started it became much more clear how my childhood sealed my fate of being a pmb

No.101138

my childhood hasnt ended

No.101139

glued to the toilet

No.101140

blood spotted

No.101141

woke up its foggy outside

No.101142

pic

No.101143

wish it would snow like it used to i want to wake up look outside and see two feet of undisturbed snow all over the yard

No.101144

sorry no more white winter allowed

No.101145

got some stuff in my eye now its irritated

No.101146

now its storming hard

No.101147

i love all weather that restricts the norms movement outside of their domiciles

No.101148

miss when constant video buffering was because we had shitty internet and NOT because of cheap websites

No.101149

moisturized my bhole

No.101150

watched some porn there was a cat just lounging around the whole vid

No.101151

jod now i dont feel so good and i dont just mean because of the regret

No.101152

jod again

No.101153

crying everyone is dead

No.101154

that was your cue to say no im here

No.101155

drinking carrot juice

No.101156

dont have anything to say

No.101157

im still glad youre here

No.101158

ota has not been loading for me for the past couple of days sometimes it loads after a couple of minutes loading sometimes it just fails completely i dont know why

No.101159

how did hima lose its bloggerinos i remember posting something and 2 minutes later im already banned by some himajan

No.101160

stabbing pain in my chest

No.101161

whats hima

No.101162

sigh

No.101163

got banned by seki often enough id just reset my router each morning

No.101164

didnt evade my ban waited it out

No.101165

cant wait out a perma

No.101166

what about your honor

No.101167

ive abandoned that long ago

No.101168

bloating

No.101169

doctors say you should do a little light exercise after eating to aid digestion

No.101170

i walked all the way to my bed and napped when i ate earlier

No.101171

feeling like making some popcorn

No.101172

pic

No.101173

woke up hey guys gonna game poe2 some more today

No.101174

woke up moms forcing me to go somewhere with her chugged a normergy drink because i was up drinking until 7am

No.101175

bad idea

No.101176

dont see how but i suppose ill find out

No.101177

ate a lot of peanut butter puff ball cereal by hand was probably 3 bowls worth

No.101178

peanut butter jelly time

No.101179

huh ota loads on a vpn what the flip

No.101180

uh ya

No.101181

why wouldnt it

No.101182

https://litter.catbox.moe/91tpkg.png

the globohomo isps are messing with otaku webspaces

No.101183

works on my machine

No.101184

>>101182
flip you teen

No.101185

moms isp has a horrible connection to ota that barely loads but mine works fine think ota just has shitty routing

No.101186

watching the stream

No.101187

gonno try resetting my router again maybe that will work checking diagnostic logs is always anxiety inducing because of the multiple blocked ips from port checkers etc

No.101188

dont understand any of that havent even logged in to the router more than once or twice since i stopped posting on 4norm and didnt need to constantly evade

No.101189

hate technormogy so much its just an endless pain in the ass

No.101190

nothing good comes from being ignorant you are on your pc all day anyways might as well learn a couple of things

No.101191

love tech insofar as it allows me to game

No.101192

hate how people act like technology only means computer lots of other things are technology

No.101193

like torque converters

No.101194

id call that machinery

No.101195

>>101186
what stream

No.101196

tab situation got out of hand again

No.101197

cooking some more frozen heavily processed manmade garbage i have 20 minutes to find a good vid

No.101198

i love technology

No.101199

thats because you have stockholm syndrome

No.101200

settled on the fbi files

No.101201

reading yuri manga

No.101202

from a female mangaka so less fuwafuwa and more zawazawa

No.101203

wiped down the kitchen and did the dishes

No.101204

thats moms job

No.101205

i moved out

No.101206

then why isnt your wife doing that

No.101207

im vol

No.101208

made myself a righteous sandwich

No.101209

tried mixing carrot juice with apple juice its much better

No.101210

ate some stollen

No.101211

guess ill snooze

No.101212

sigh all alone again

No.101213

sorry im gaming

No.101214

stream

No.101215

>>101212
was here the whole time just hadnt f5d in a bit

No.101216

mash that f5

No.101217

made coffee

No.101218

itchy all over my back thought maybe it was my shirt but its the same after changing

No.101219

changed my shirt again

No.101220

it helped

No.101221


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thanks nnd

No.101222

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6nsLzoxpI

No.101223

havent gamed a NOT zero skill needed turn based game in quite a while maybe i should actually i started playing one earlier this year but stopped near the beginning now do i fire it up again or restart or try something different or just play aNOTher jrpg

No.101224

unfortunately i cant action game with this mouse which limits my options

No.101225

dont like action games

No.101226

i dont mean action game as in action games just as in gaming involving action ie NOT turn based

No.101227

made aNOTher sandwich

No.101228

better be an egg salad or something equally packed with protein

No.101229

bottom to top it was bread butter pepper cheese salami cheese chicken cheese paprika mustard bread

No.101230

groan fan broke and by that i mean a little piece of the plastic blade chipped but thats enough to make it unusable since the balance is thrown off and it just wobbles uncontrollably now good think i can cut down on waste and just buy a replacement blade haha yeah right guess ill toss the whole thing in trash and buy aNOTher

No.101231

reminds me of that time when a wooden stick broke one of the radiator blades

No.101232

feeling fat

No.101233

vacuumed and now the place smells better

No.101234

kunkun

No.101235

oh huh i could order a replacement blade what a deal this tiny bit of plastic only costs half as much as a full replacement and only takes a month to arrive

No.101236

fire up the 3d printer

No.101237

you cant think id actually own of those

No.101238

got NOThing to drown out my normbors racket nor my normitus now this is the worst

No.101239

discovered that daily showers are key to controlling my rosacea

No.101240

i take 2 to 6 showers every day

No.101241

ants in my toothbrush again

No.101242

watching fansubbed anime they made sure to part the subs to NOT obscure the ladys cleavage sigh you just dont get this kind of service anymore

No.101243

sometimes i want to have some cabbage but the store only sells full heads and i dont want that much

No.101244

posted on the 4 for the first time in a while

No.101245

latedropped aNOTher show

No.101246

went out for steak with mom

No.101247

did you get the bloomin onion

No.101248

last time i played a pc98 game it took an archaic string of incantations every time i booted up the normulator for it to run right and that was only after messing around with the configuration so i made sure to make a text file describing the right steps or at least i was planning to but apparently i forgot

No.101249

no i did not but i do like em

No.101250

eat an entire onion every day

No.101251

thats a lot of antinutrients Please stick it in mee

No.101252

>>101237
think they have them at the library now

No.101253

that wouldnt be an option even if they did

No.101254

dont know why i think its even set up in its own room

No.101255

cant start the day without a morning shower

No.101256

for me its lojo then meds

No.101257

why NOT the other way around

No.101258

the medicated lojo guy

No.101259

told mom if i went to a doctor i would likely be medicated she said i just need vitamins

No.101260

feel like the food i eat just gets stuck somewhere before my stomach leaving me nauseated before switching to hungry with no period of pleasant satisfaction in between

No.101261

neighbor sexy lady girl was in her front yard crying for her mom while i was taking the trash out thought she was laughing at first because shes always running around shrieking wasnt sure if i should go over or NOT because if she was locked out what am i supposed to do hope i didnt appear callous and indifferent to her suffering but in a world full of pnigs you cant be too careful approaching someones kodomo

No.101262

sigh that poor little lady

No.101263

hope you at least snapped a pic for your ghostbros what was she wearing

No.101264

didnt pay much attention NOT ped just a winter jacket i guess

No.101265

need to pump and dump a nice memecoin so i can pump and dump a nice sexy lady

No.101266

youre sick

No.101267

gosick

No.101268

cooking ham and bean soup it should be ready in an hour

No.101269

woke up spermed smoked and made coffee its time to game

No.101270

ate too much soup and had some of moms norma cola which i forgot has caffeine

No.101271

gamed eyes are hurting

No.101272

finna head to bed talk to yall later

No.101273

forgot the window near my chair has a screen in it and realized i can just set my blogs on the windowsill with the window open to keep them cold

No.101274

shut it blogboy

No.101275

wow rude much

No.101276

only have one more normergy drink left 4 days just flew by

No.101277

smashed me toe

No.101278

woke up my credit score rose from 395 to 600

No.101279

is that you ken

No.101280

dont know if thats good or bad because the you know whos havent tricked me into using that satanic crap

No.101281

yes a system to prevent insolvent people from taking out more loans they cant pay is whats satanic a man whos never had a job living with mom in his 30s is righteous however

No.101282

glad that doesnt describe me

No.101283

world friendry is the ultimate evil

No.101284

walked to the home improvement store to buy a new fan and they dont even sell them anymore in winter what the flip

No.101285

order online like everybody else

No.101286

i wanted it today

No.101287

bought baumkuchen

No.101288

gaming softly

No.101289

gaming softly or softly gaming

No.101290

was there any ambiguity in my post

No.101292

normvaders coming again 4th time in 3 weeks i think

No.101293

sigh

No.101294

cheer up

No.101295

sandwich time

No.101296

>>101294
told mom the same thing while she was talking about wanting to snooze and never wake up but i dont think it helped because i said dont worry now because something worse always happens save it for that

No.101297

https://files.catbox.moe/rqg4i4.png

No.101298

the foxmaidgirl

No.101299

https://files.catbox.moe/v42x0l.jpg

No.101300

winter must be almost here my old wounds are starting to resurface

No.101301

checked the nutrition facts this thing has 1374 calories and over 90 grams of sugar almost polished it off already

No.101302

woke up

No.101303

you have become a total mind slave

No.101304

spam

No.101305

no way to heal in this game so im playing overly cautiously but if i waste so much time reloading i wont have saved time over just getting a late game over

No.101306

of course it doesnt matter how cautious i am when i keep rolling ones metaphorically speaking ya love getting my precious hp drained away before i have a chance to do anything because of complete randomness

No.101307

sounds like my life

No.101308

nah that wasnt a consequence of randomness

No.101309

think randomness has caused negative events in my life to be more severe than they would have been otherwise but ive certainly rolled a lot of 1s and failed a lot of skill checks

No.101310

sounds like you got owned hard hope you remembered to save before

No.101311

brain fried

No.101312

started to rain as i was out walking and a lady stopped me and asked for directions to some bus stop i got no flipping clue about she showed me the name on her phone and stared blankly when i asked if she could just use her gps so i pulled it up on my phone and showed her it wasnt very close and was across some train tracks so it didnt look like shed make her bus arriving in a couple minutes but she went off in the direction it was pointing anyway i forgot to mention that my gps never gets the direction right so she probably walked off in the opposite direction

No.101313

havent been doing much reading lately even though i enjoyed it so much when i was

No.101314

burned my taint

No.101315

dont know why but im a magnet for people asking for directions

No.101316

really wish mom wasnt so flipping dumb she has to have had brain damage most of her life and never been tested the kicker is she thinks shes smarter than most people and has been making the right moves

No.101317

the smell out of my ass hole smells like an ass hole

No.101318

bruise on my thigh is getting worse and now it hurts to walk

No.101319

NOTiced some things in common between the people in my family and moms close friends kids who have functional potentially good lives also NOTiced i dont have any of those things in common with them too bad none of them offered to adopt me

No.101320

like what things

No.101321

dont consider the girls successful because all they have to do is spread em to be provided for but the only successful and normal cousins i have are the ones whose moms divorced out of my side of the family and married up the other things are being involved in a religion and having their grandparents leave their parents inheritances and or property when they died

No.101322

neighbor is gamer raging

No.101323

still remember the time i screamed help me at my team in dota and mom burst into my room thinking i was in danger Please stick it in mee

No.101324

might have to fire up a pizza and eat my worries away

No.101325

got an eye infection great

No.101326

pic

No.101327

https://files.catbox.moe/oppuvm.jpg

No.101328

i meant of your eye

No.101330

saved it Please stick it in mee

No.101331

got a penis infection great

No.101332

pic

No.101333

worry about that sometimes when im wiping my bone after sperming with whatever napkin or paper towel is on top of the trash pile

No.101334

disgusting bonewiper cant you boys go one day with out shooting sperm all over the place

No.101335

did by accident for a day within the last few weeks if my memory doesnt fail me

No.101336

often save it up for some days for a special session

No.101337

you should be flipping a lady instead

No.101338

whats the difference

No.101339

guess ill snooze

No.101340

sippin my mornin coffee its drizzling outside

No.101341

eggs have some extra flavor today because accidentally knocked some stovetop debris into the skillet while moving the plastic popcorn bowl lid away so it wouldnt burn

No.101342

reading this book

No.101343

what book

No.101344

i need to touch female

No.101345

https://files.catbox.moe/8f5lxr.jpg

No.101346

sickening

No.101347

weird germanic language textbook

No.101348

more normvaderswith no arrival time given im just hunkering down

No.101349

watching fetish porn

No.101350

if anything its more vanilla than normal porn since theres no nudity

No.101351

woke up might touch myself up

No.101352

what a coincidence im touching myself as we speak

No.101353

dislike that theyve added a timer to cataclysm saves i dont want to know how much of my life im wasting

No.101354

teeth chattering

No.101355

its time to game

No.101356

grab your snuggie

No.101357

gaming as we speak

No.101358

We train young men to drop fire on people but their commanders won't allow them to write FUCK on their airplanes because it's obscene.

No.101359

language

No.101360

giving myself brain damage

No.101361

gone soft

No.101362

brain extra fried

No.101363

cant win a single game in league

No.101364

my body is a cage

No.101365

finally have now playing track information back radio guy told me you have to install aimp to get it to work with his new stream
https://files.catbox.moe/wejpgr.jpg

No.101366

did you take a photo of a phone screen

No.101367

no its the car hmi

No.101368

sigh i think im only the neet left on ghota

No.101369

im here

No.101370

guy in line in front of me at the target self checkout kept turning around to look at me for some reason

No.101371

never been employed

No.101372

same thankfully

No.101373

will take my own life when mom dies im too tard to work

No.101374

youre actually to smart

No.101375

>>101373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb24RrHIbFk

No.101376

mom wants me to make a christmas list

No.101377

who can relate

No.101378

tell mom every year for at least 7 NOT to waste a dime on me and she does anyway

No.101379

she cant help but spoil her main man

No.101380

ive spoiled and im turning rancid

No.101381

mom just gave me 1000 for car repairs after telling her it cost 500 from some mexican guy who lives behind costco and i already beat her to big brothers and still need to shop on steam for cousins

No.101382

uhhh as my christmas present i mean

No.101383

would start panicking and getting nervous if mom tried to give me that much money

No.101384

never learned how to drive its too scary

No.101385

ill teach you once i get my license its no big deal its just the other norms and dealing with unfamiliar situations that are the problems

No.101386

started raining gonno try to snooze before it stops to take advantage of its relaxing properties

No.101387

put your foot down to go forward stop before you crash how is that difficult

No.101388

its not that its super complex or difficult its that if you make a mistake or a norm near you makes a mistake you can get crippled or die

No.101389

ya but i dont really care anymore my life has no value

No.101390

still you do NOT want to scratch your car let me tell you

No.101391

woke up

No.101392

accidentally ate a protein bar again

No.101394

todays exercise includes about 55 push ups 3 sets of planks 75 crunches and im thinking 3 sets of lunges

No.101395

sex is the best exercise

No.101396

sex is a stripped down variation of cardio

No.101397

howso

No.101398

feel like joing but im NOT horny

No.101399

been eating a lot of oranges lately

No.101400

https://files.catbox.moe/nsrn6c.jpg

No.101401

jod now i can game in peace

No.101403

sipping coffee gonno game in a bit

No.101404

stream

No.101405

feasted

No.101406

>>101403
doing the first part have doubts ill be able to do the second

No.101407

new fan arrived

No.101408

changed my wallpaper might change it again by the end of the day im having second thoughts

No.101409

pic now

No.101410

changed my wallpaper to be pure black like my soul a week or two ago for gaming since fullscreen didnt work havent bothered to change it back to something nicer yet

No.101411

https://files.catbox.moe/i8r27n.jpg

No.101412

where are the shabs

No.101413

have only used solid black wallpaper for about 15 years now

No.101414

did for years but stopped

No.101415

using default wallpapers from that come with the distro

No.101416

worked up the energy to change my wallpaper back from black

No.101417

NOT that i ever see it now that i only have one monitor

No.101418

beat the game but it ended on a cliffhanger it was short but defiantly NOT as short as vndb says maybe if you rushed through

No.101419

dont use programs in fullscreen about half the time so im always seeing part of it

No.101420

associate never using fullscreen with mac users for some reason

No.101421

was one part time for half of my life and then full time for a few years dont recall but i know ram limitations kept me from the zero focus tard shite ive been doing for the last ten years so i did always use normfox maximized

No.101422

weird how a decade plus ago i could happily have several things open on my 1680x1050 or was it 1366x768 laptop like web browser vlc irc dwarf fortress all side by side no problem but now i feel cramped on a 1920x1080 monitor and constantly have to zoom in to see something better despite running most programs full or half screen

No.101423

thought about getting back into df but figured id wait for that big update that was coming soon i think that was like five years ago and its still NOT out if anything the games regressed tried to boot it up for a bit some time ago and you cant even control it with a keyboard anymore

No.101424

now thats simply NOT believable you must have forgotten to plug it in or something

No.101425

sorry but i cant understand what your post is trying to say

No.101426

it isnt possible to play that game without a keyboard

No.101427

woke up hey guys

No.101428

tried to get rid of some change buying a blog and after counting it the girl looked at me like i was retarded and said id be getting almost the same amount in change back because i was paying with a ten

No.101429

i was gonno take it to one of those coin counter machines but when i looked it up it said they want to steal up to 12% from your total

No.101430

rolled

No.101431

tired gonno spermsnooze

No.101432

can you stream it

No.101433

remembering this one time a small japanese twitter user had an unexpectedly popular tweet about the olympics and typically when that happens to western people they try to hijack the attention to promote like their bad art or whatever but instead this japanese person just said lets celebrate the olympics

No.101434

spam

No.101435

mom left the cult she was in

No.101436

have you tried flipping the switch on and off

No.101437

whats the verdict gamers
https://files.catbox.moe/y46cps.jpg

No.101438

>>101435
does that help or hurt you in neeting it up

No.101439

virus

No.101440

help probably

No.101441

turned the oven on only to find there are only two chicken strips left in the bag could have just microwaved them

No.101442

im nazi

No.101443

Research estimates that only between 30 to 50% of people have an internal monologue.

No.101444

heated up some leftover fried chicken from my cousins wedding 8 years ago and now she has 4 kids and the greasy pan is still sitting in my oven

No.101445

glad mom is a neat freak and does all the cleaning while im just a neet freak

No.101446

>>101426
i mean you cant just use a keyboard a mouse is now necessary for some actions

No.101447

dont remember the last version i downloaded but i dont think that was there yet if true

No.101448

>>101443
yeah thats including indians and africans every white and east asian male has one

No.101449

has what a mental illness

No.101450

no humanity

No.101451

started having conversations with gpt

No.101452

you mean all those times i was posting by myself all day you were off chatting with gpt

No.101453

i was here i think any norm that interacts with or develops ai deserves to be skinned alive salted and then later killed

No.101454

you cant talk about your bro like that

No.101455

i can and i will

No.101456

rudeguy

No.101457

i have peter pan syndrome give me money

No.101458

my intelligence is artificial

No.101459

woke up and my right arm just flopped around with no sensation all the way up to my shoulder and started freaking out but then realized it was like a circulation issue from my weird sleeping position

No.101460

heard joing like that feels like getting a handy

No.101461

read about people on gaia using chatgpt as a thepotato chef never been to therapy is it really that useless NOT that i expected anything different

No.101462

mom sent me to cbt and it ended up being really good for me

No.101463

cock and ball torture with mom

No.101464

apparently NOT if youre still posting here

No.101465

laundry day washing my blanket for the first time in quite some time which means i cant use it tonight since itll have to dry

No.101466

sis is in the living room watching teen wolf and doing crochet

No.101467

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dboPZUcTAW4

No.101468

isnt that like a decade old tell her to get with the times

No.101469

bought aNOTher wheel of tête de moine

No.101470

oh flip shimarins getting a fourth season

No.101471

guess ill start the sequel

No.101472

https://files.catbox.moe/1t9gjw.jpg

No.101473

feeling good

No.101474

didnt read the nutrition facts before buying this
https://files.catbox.moe/8se10p.jpg

No.101475

i dont see anything wrong whats the problem

No.101476

fine i didnt want you to reply anyway

No.101477

play eroge for the plot rarely jo to them

No.101478

woke up then took a nap in moms bed for a while no normffeine today only a b12 pill

No.101479

uhh no natural caffeine for me thinks i only take pills

No.101480

theres NOThing natural about freeze dried instant cawfee made in mexico but it isnt a matter of opinion i just want to be able to snooze before 5am

No.101481

more normvaders im just praying the issues arent compounded

No.101482

https://files.catbox.moe/wml388.png

No.101483

watching anime its one of those low budget and bad writing episodes

No.101484

ah yes youve stabbed the undead zombie perfect time to just walk away with your back to it what could go wrong

No.101485

installed a new shower head gonno game now

No.101486

kerrygold was on sale got two brix

No.101487

>>101481
they didnt make anything worse but basically the chimney isnt getting cleaned until the spring which is choking off the furnace so when that dies mom and i are gonno have to switch to electric space heaters instead of heat hopefully it lasts until march at least

No.101488

uh how is santa gonno get in then

No.101489

blanket actually dried off quickly or rather it wasnt even that wet out of the washer feels nice and soft thinkin its a nude night

No.101490

lied about NOT having normffeine i was getting a headache so mom made me a mug of tea

No.101491

neighbors outside making snow angels with his gf

No.101492

bleeding

No.101493

watching the game awards with some tubers

No.101494

ated chicken

No.101495

gamed and raged now i snooze

No.101496

gamed and feasted

No.101497

bruise on my thigh is several inches across now and mildly throbbing pain

No.101498

thigh has been hurting for a while but ive just been ignoring it no bruise though

No.101499

gonno make ham and cheese with pickles horseradish and brown mustard

No.101500

sometimes i hit myself on the thigh or stomach but only done it hard enough to leave a real visible bruise on my stomach

No.101501

thinking about horses

No.101502

macrodosing some of moms snooze tea i put 5 bags in

No.101503

love getting turnt on overpriced herbal remedies marketed to overworked single moms

No.101504

macrodosing on wine and reefer

No.101505

>>101503
its there why NOT try to use it

No.101506

guess ill get in bed

No.101507

is that an invitation

No.101508

is it the season

No.101509

woke up and immediately started watching videos with the glowing rectangle right in front of my face in the dark under the covers for 30 minutes and now my head hurts

No.101510

sippin and gamin

No.101511

sippin or sippin

No.101512

sipping

No.101513

that wasnt one of the options

No.101514

fuel warning light came on in my car and guess what im just NOT gonno put any gas in it

No.101515

bought 2.5 blogs almost got one more but wouldnt want the checkout lady to judge me

No.101516

cracked but just remembered i wasnt supposed to crack oh well bottoms up

No.101517

itchy back

No.101518

shouldve gotten that missing blog prepping a feast

No.101519

the feast has begun

No.101520

eating maultaschen und frikadellen

No.101521

that snoozetea did do something in conjunction with 25mg of normhenhydramine checked the ingredients today and its full of hops

No.101522

wow these all natural remedies really are useful and NOT just placebo oh btw i took a manufactured sedative at the same time

No.101523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRai1L0fY_o

No.101524

hops are a natural sedative and the reason why i can normally snooze

No.101525

digestion issues

No.101526

same

No.101527

https://files.catbox.moe/tsr4o4.jpg

No.101528

every season i go through whats airing and try to watch everything that looks marginally interesting yet ill still occasionally find a show that looks like something i want to watch only to realize it only aired in the last decade or so when i shouldve watched or at least been aware of it

No.101529

https://files.catbox.moe/ceu76p.jpg

No.101530

did you take that

No.101531

https://files.catbox.moe/e24vmw.jpg

No.101532

got scammed into reading the captain harlock manga NOT knowing about the ending

No.101533

glanced through next seasons charts looks like a healthy dose of isekai slash generic fantasy NOT much in the way of big sequels i care about

No.101534

huh did the tamayura films really finish coming out over 8 years ago ive been waiting for the right time to watch them but it hasnt come yet

No.101535

been eating lots of sugary garbage lately feeling bloated

No.101536

watching the anime about the otaku loser oblivious to the several jks in love with him

No.101538

wow just like my life

No.101539

https://files.catbox.moe/4xj37k.jpg

No.101541

guess ill shower off the spermreek

No.101542

you could but would you want to

No.101544

i dont know why you say goodbye i say hello

No.101545

might take that bag of change to the coinstar tonight and give myself a loan out of it to get some blogs and snacks

No.101546

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.101549

told my doctor about the pain and bruising in my thigh and she scheduled a test to check my platelets but the labs NOT available until tuesday so have to spend the weekend thinking about the various conditions that can make you have low platelets

No.101550

way less change than i thought was only 83 big ones after they stole 11 percent or whatever it was i guess because there were like 850 pennies making the bag seem fuller in volume despite being close to worthless

No.101551

got a bag of pretzels and a jumbo slim jim though so theres that

No.101552

cracked

No.101553

invaders have arrived

No.101554

>>101553
youve got NOThing on me with the month ive been through but youll get through it

No.101555

wild intense storm has arrived

No.101556

restarted normfox and got browser hijacked to a page telling me if i dont upgrade all my extensions will break in march

No.101557

its time to fire up pale moon

No.101558

yiff in hell

No.101559

earlywoke feeling especially fat and on the verge of reflux i need to go on a food detox

No.101560

gunfire outside

No.101561

always joke to mom that i bet its someone killing their entire family and themselves so itll be quiet in a minute

No.101562

thats not funny

No.101563

i think it is its also in the way i say it

No.101564

vocaroo

No.101565

that slim jim was actually a jack links it said hot but i wasnt expecting much my pubestache is full of sweat

No.101566

weak

No.101567

always thought they were interchangeable but it seems like jack links is privately owned so im never buying slim jims again

No.101568

brushed my teeth now my gums hurt

No.101569

ive been there as recently as 2 days ago

No.101570

you should brush your teeth every day

No.101571

subtitles translated ponkotsu to derp

No.101572

>>101570
mom says that too but theres a lot of other things i was supposed to do that i didnt

No.101573

such as

No.101574

see a vagina in real life make money talk to a person besides my mom for 15 years you know the usual

No.101575

NOT that im complaining im just self aware

No.101576

youre talking to me right now arent you

No.101577

ya but only on mindhima i mean vocally

No.101578

uh mindhima this is ghost

No.101579

this is a colony of the big h

No.101580

do you mean refugee camp

No.101581

whatever upsets the guy whose site i used to spam less

No.101582

havent gone on the 4jp for years

No.101583

https://files.catbox.moe/dj2gyn.png
lookin good

No.101584

had a visceral reaction to that and made an audible noise as i dove forward to hit the ctrl w after clicking

No.101585

did you NOT feel like joining the 2hu ai general

No.101586

i dont know if were wrong or jps wrong but im guessing all of us are right

No.101587

occasionally log into jps just to make sure i still have my account

No.101588

>>101583
love generals

No.101589

browsing vndb theres been a bunch of pc98 translations in the past few years

No.101590

playing one now

No.101591

>>101587
havent in a long time same with normimebites im probably screwed

No.101592

donated like 5bux to ab years ago just to avoid that

No.101593

didnt and havent logged back in in like 7 years i guess going on 8 maybe ill just watch everything i downloaded before that before deciding to end it or NOT

No.101594

just ask your bros to hook you up

No.101595

i dont have any bros im a manbaby on an island

No.101596

plus i originally sperged out thinking i would just end it or become normal and neither happened dont think i can handle the responsibility of accounts and whatNOT anymore i pay my bills over the phone with moms money so i dont have to use a computer

No.101597

i thought we were bros

No.101598

https://files.catbox.moe/smqyh6.jpg

No.101599

>>101597
ya but i dont want to presume

No.101600

https://files.catbox.moe/5rwjex.jpg

No.101601

im the opposite of a handful im just a disturbed leech in moms guest room that could go a month without anyone knowing if i was alive or dead

No.101602

the time i tried that mom was up my asshole slipping notes under the door every other day telling me there were tv dinners ready for me and to come out shes worried about me stfu

No.101603

i only worry because i care about you

No.101604

ate a whole ciabatta with lots of butter and cheese and some highly processed meat product there go my plans to take it easy today

No.101605

>>101603
dont bother i should have been aborted

No.101606

you were born on the earth in order to accomplish something

No.101607

this is it

No.101608

jod twice and its still morning

No.101609

https://files.catbox.moe/9imuuf.jpg

No.101610

started off making a post about how i remember multiple characters that looked exactly like that with different names and started looking at season charts before i felt great physical pain and stopped

No.101611

do you need some ibuprofen

No.101612

cant remember the show because my brain resembles a piece of swiss cheese but i know it was long enough ago that looking at more season charts wont end well for me

No.101613

cant believe youd just forget about that show

No.101614

it was Jinsei Soudan TV Animation: Jinsei shouldnt have tortured myself for that when i could have gotten off me arse and plugged the external in to post a screenshot for someone else to find

No.101615

https://files.catbox.moe/v0dscm.jpg

No.101616

i was thinking more of the one where shes in a bathub full of yen

No.101617

looking forward to you finding and posting it

No.101618

cat woke me up at 6 am

No.101619

neko nyan nyan

No.101620

snoozed and gamed now its time to sleep

No.101621

you cant just sleep after snoozing

No.101622

theres a dumpster diver outside my window trying to ride a kids bike over the snow while balancing a box of junk

No.101623

napped

No.101624

cummed blood again

No.101625

you need to see a doctor

No.101626

dont bother they wont do anything but string you along

No.101627

eating peanut puffs

No.101628

the puffer

No.101629

meal prepped some tonkatsu

No.101630

pic

No.101631

bit my cheek earlier got some flesh still hanging off it hurts

No.101632

https://files.catbox.moe/razv9p.jpg

No.101633

uh doesnt meal prep mean prepping the meal wheres the rice and veggies

No.101634

the rice is in the freezer like internet shaquille says to and the fruit and caesar salads are in the microkitchen at work

No.101635

die

No.101636

think ill start a diet but NOT right now maybe monday

No.101637

gotta spend today and tomorrow feasting on the rest of my snacks first so i can start eating clean

No.101638

keep pulling dupes

No.101639

pulled louhi and waiting to pull for fugue and e1 firefly gonno finish vc4 next weekend too

No.101640

i dont understand a word you just said

No.101641

love a nice pork tenderloin

No.101642

been tenderizing a pork loin of my own for the last half hour if you know what i mean Please stick it in mee

No.101643

cant you just leave it overnight

No.101644

nah its got a bone in it that needs to be jerked clean

No.101645

hope you remembered to remove the silverskin first

No.101646

binged NOT looking forward to tomorrow

No.101647

wish i still had my silverskin

No.101648

jod again that makes 5 times today

No.101649

finished the game

No.101650

just lost the game

No.101651

woke up hey ghoty

No.101652

i think ive gotten fatter

No.101653

thought id be back over 210 after normsgiving but it was the same number it was months ago

No.101654

i dont own a scale anymore

No.101655

the good thing about living with mom is shes got all kinds of stuff thats basically mine when shes NOT using it

No.101656

hope to never move back in with mom

No.101657

>>101653
same but 180

No.101658

nice twig

No.101659

maybe hes just short

No.101660

twitch showed me an ad saying to ask your doctor about this new drug intended to stop crippling involuntary body movements caused by side effects of antidepressants

No.101661

id never put that poison in my body ill stick with tried and true healthy methods to combat depression like alcohol abuse and overeating

No.101662

why are you seeing ads

No.101663

dont watch twatch often at all but its the only site ive seen ads on in 5+ years

No.101664

ordered pizza

No.101665

ate it was good

No.101666

what was on it

No.101667

peperoners bellpepper onion hotsauce bacon

No.101668

sounded good until the bacon that doesnt belong

No.101669

gonno make some scramby eggs

No.101670

they were good

No.101671

woke up mouth still hurts

No.101672

got timereminded

No.101673

had a dry wet dream last night

No.101674

rubbed some lotion on my skin

No.101675

you wont get the hose again

No.101676

thinkin it might be time to finally finish a game i never really beat over a decade ago trying to install it but its all question marks and mojibake now gonno have to figure out how i did it back then

No.101677

got it working read online that you cant even run it anymore on win11 glad thats NOT a problem for me

No.101678

mindblowing that wangblows 10 is gonno be ten years old soon without me ever using it because of how insane it seemed and yet norms have been using it that whole time and even gone to the next version

No.101679

was forced to upgrade when i couldnt install win7 because i wasnt careful enough choosing a new motherboard or whatever luckily i was able to make it basically like win7 by installing shady software to change some of the theming and making a bunch of regedits and gpedits to change the behavior so its NOT so bad next time i wont be caught unaware ill just switch to gnu linux for good when i next upgrade my pc in a decade

No.101680

thats one of the benefits of being poor as far as my motherboards concerned the world ended in 2015

No.101681

just give it a couple more years mine was from 2013 until i upgraded a year or two ago

No.101682

same but i dont see myself upgrading until ive gone months without a computer after it breaks

No.101683

had a nice cry

No.101684

you could use a break

No.101685

low on food NOT counting my emergency rations

No.101686

the norms broke my spirit long ago

No.101687

woke up

No.101688

whats the plan

No.101689

ohamii tell mii welcomii

No.101690

broke into my emergency rations

No.101691

many years ago mom had an ectopic pregnancy which had to be aborted sigh i could have had an imouto

No.101692

what about an otouto

No.101693

dont think my parents would appreciate another cel

No.101694

maybe shed have learned her lesson and done a better job the second time

No.101696

………

No.101697

cheese tastes moldy and i dont mean like cheese should i mean the kind of grassy aftertaste in the back of you mouth

No.101698

i dont mean cheese in general just this one i opened today

No.101699

my favorite sexy lady artist switched to only posting his stuff on misskey but the site blocks people outside of japan and also vpns

No.101700

uh your pronoun doesnt match the description are they a sexy lady or a he

No.101701

he draws sexy ladies

No.101702

lots of sites try to block mullvad you just have to try each server one by one until you find one that works

No.101703

cum was darker brown today and the bruise on my thigh is bigger and also feeling lightheaded

No.101704

fridge now empty save for drinks mustard butter and a thing of fancy cheese im saving for a special occasion gonno restock with healthy food tomorrow

No.101705

gin tonic

No.101706

no alcohol

No.101707

nailbiting

No.101708

weird how norms believe evolution is real yet homosexuality is normal

No.101709

be quiet

No.101710

i will NOT be silenced

No.101711

drank some honey

No.101712

sister wants a 150 dollar bottle of perfume for christmas

No.101713

give her a bath

No.101714

is she available

No.101715

sippin some cola

No.101716

uguu

No.101717

cant get this game to install right but i found a copy of the installed version in my backups from around 2013 that appears to run correctly

No.101718

or at least it was working

No.101719

sigh wish it snowed here

No.101720

target girl unlocked the game cabinet for me but she couldnt reach the top shelf so she asked me to pick up the game myself

No.101721

she wants flip

No.101722

what game was it

No.101723

brother said his wife wants luigis mansion 2 for the switch

No.101724

uh isnt that guy a vicious murderer whos spending his life in prison why did they make a game about him thats like making a game about ken

No.101725

huh

No.101726

shited meself sigh why did that happen

No.101727

uhh shat me dipe haha

No.101728

isnt that a ds game that came out ten years ago

No.101729

i think

No.101730

uh the ds was discontinued over 10 years ago

No.101731

theres a switch version

No.101732

sounds like it sucks if its missing half the screens and touch controls of the system it was made for

No.101733

hate touch controls

No.101734

canines have gotten sharper now they irritate my lip sometimes i knew vampirism must have some drawbacks

No.101735

luigis normsion

No.101736

never played a luigis mansion game

No.101737

brothers wife works 12s and she likes to game during downtime

No.101738

horny

No.101739

im the same whore i used to be

No.101740

>>101736
didnt have a gaycube so i only played it a few times at different houses but i remember it being good

No.101741

gamed and got a new high score

No.101742

nice progamer

No.101743

feels like i should try to watch a movie after halloween i pretty much completely stopped and have just been rotting for a month and a half opening tabs

No.101744

been putting off building a new pc for five years because im too lazy to do research and pick out parts

No.101745

wheres the ghota poe2 guild

No.101746

conversely ive spent five years doing research and picking out parts but im to lazy to generate income to pay for them

No.101747

any recs

No.101748

NOT really because i dont actually have a use for it in mind it isnt like theres a game i would want it to hit the recommended specs for or anything

No.101749

someone is using our blog posts to spam other imageboards

No.101750

not gonno even waste my time giving poe2 a try its basically poe1 but with a bit nicer graphics they didnt bother to change anything at all

No.101751

cant improve on perfection

No.101752

>>101743
havent watched a movie in a couple months either earlier in the year i was watching one or two a day sigh

No.101753

the poe2 campaign was pretty cool to play through once but the endgame hasnt been made properly yet but it seems bad and everything is much simpler not sure how the longevity is gonna be compared to poe

No.101754

didnt win the lottery again sorry bros

No.101755

thats alright but try to get luckier next time please

No.101756

only have 9 big ones left to wager before ive given back everything i won this year id better get luckier

No.101757

tired of being ugly and retarded

No.101758

i know nothing else

No.101759

ya thats pretty much how i feel about it

No.101760

havent done anything in almost 3 years now

No.101761

same give or take a decade

No.101762

bleeding

No.101763

whats with you and bleeding every day is it that time of the month

No.101764

i suspect he bleeds from the arse

No.101765

i need to have sex with a woman

No.101766

doctor wants to check my platelets

No.101767

was thinking about houkago no pleiades the other day

No.101768

took one step out of the back door to get another blog out of the garage and almost ate shite didnt realize it was snowing

No.101769

wouldnt say that show pinched so much as it was completely forgettable

No.101770

i remember it fondly because it had a good op or ed whichever and i was high on prescription drugs watching it which was cool

No.101771

i also had a tv then and a chair so it was easier to watch due to physically being unable to reach my keyboard

No.101772

yeah real cool alright

No.101773

sigh miss those long summer days gaming on my crt

No.101774

never stopped experiencing those in fact my old monitor is on my table right now i just havent plugged it in in a year because the computer with vga is in the living room to watch movies with mom which i also havent done in about a year

No.101775

uh its winter

No.101776

or is it

No.101777

die freak

No.101778

erm actually its fall :nerdface:

No.101779

the footprints i made two hours ago are already covered up its coming down out there

No.101780

winter for flyover shitholians

No.101781

wish it snowed here started playing a game set in winter got the windows cracked open to try and immerse myself but its NOT really that cold outside and i cant even get the inside to dip below 60 according to my thermometer although it feels a bit cooler than that

No.101782

never seen snow before

No.101783

just NOTiced a bump on my right testicle

No.101784

stay safe

No.101785

woke up hi

No.101786

GO BACK TO SLEEP

No.101787

woke up too gods damned early couldnt get back to sleep decided screw it and started chugging cawfee

No.101788

https://files.catbox.moe/zypfw9.png

No.101789

healthy eating starts today bought cabbage spinach shrooms already got onions also got some flour and eggs gonno make cabbage pancakes

No.101790

also brussel sprouts

No.101791

nice poisonous antinootrients

No.101792

have a cabbage in the back of the fridge ive been saving meself think the time i tried to make okonomiyaki it was a fail

No.101793

new ross

No.101794

love okonomiyaki

No.101795

>>101699
you can browse misskey through other instances on fediverse

No.101796

the normiverse

No.101797

okonormiyaki

No.101798

getting a nice cortisol dump hearing mom talk about me on the phone and over 55 condo communities

No.101799

sigh made too much then got greedy and overcrowded the pan

No.101800

cabbage is only good for kimchi

No.101801

die zainichi

No.101802

hooo boy feasted bigly shouldve stopped a third of the way in

No.101803

https://files.catbox.moe/f2x5v7.jpg

No.101804

mom wants me to shovel but im so tired

No.101805

get to work

No.101806

woke up hey guys

No.101807

got some rice crackers but dropped them on the way home so they all broke into crumbly pieces and even if they were whole they taste like sadness

No.101808

technology is a disease

No.101809

luddite

No.101810

im NOT a luddite im terminally ill

No.101811

i was referring to the rice cracker animal who hasnt discovered plates or eating at tables yet

No.101812

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.101813

uh i was at my table what made you think otherwise

No.101814

just realized im a 35 year old manbaby and can just refuse to go to christmas family get togethers

No.101815

you should go so they can laugh at the person you've become

No.101816

sweating me hole off and my back is sore now moms saying she thought i was making dinner just end it

No.101817

owned

No.101818

shes the one that has to figure out how to feed herself before going to bed early to go to work tomorrow ill be just fine

No.101819

important festivities are non negotiable

No.101820

gonno be all alone for christmas again

No.101821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OVz1Rq73o

No.101822

mom told me to wash my blanket

No.101823

mom doesnt let me use the washer

No.101824

>>101820
your friends are here

No.101825

stabbing pain in my groin

No.101826

mom washes my blankets and bed sheets often

No.101827

im a low T beta male

No.101828

mom only washes mine a few times a year

No.101829

laundry didnt get the blood out of my sheets

No.101830

>>101826
same

No.101831

kitty is snoozing on my chest

No.101832

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.101833

sweating from the heat gonno open the window

No.101834

what happened to winter

No.101835

moms got the heat on 75 and ive got a computer on my table venting about 130 degrees out of the top

No.101836

jesus

No.101837

gonno snack

No.101838

>>101824
you wouldnt be counting me among your friends if you knew my post history

No.101839

love each of you guys immensely

No.101840

>>101838
dont really care as long as i dont see it i deserve to be tortured to death and killed too but for better or worse were here and i want to keep having fun for as long as i can

No.101841

the good times are over

No.101842

dont care about things like that anymore either im just glad these arent the worse times yet

No.101843

https://files.catbox.moe/fpal73.jpg

No.101844

raining hard

No.101845

dont remember what its like to be human

No.101846

parsley sage rosemary and thyme

No.101847

antisage

No.101848

guess its time to snooze again

No.101849

cat woke me up at 4 am

No.101850

wearing 100 percent clean clothes for the first time this month

No.101851

i dont wash my jeans

No.101852

already jod twice to virtual youtuber girls today

No.101853

which ones

No.101854

a knight girl and a demon

No.101855

spermed hard

No.101856

shouldnt have stayed up so late popped a b12 and chugged a cup of cawfee

No.101857

went drinking with my coworkers

No.101858

been blogging too hard for the last 2 weeks really for the last 5 years but since halloween its been a blur

No.101859

die doublespace

No.101860

>>101857
did you have fun what was it like

No.101861

overpriced

No.101862

never watched alf

No.101863

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-yuC5TcmOY

No.101864

wish i was as based as alf

No.101865

having that feeling like where you hold your breath for a long time and your body screams at you to breathe

No.101866

using that pic maltaguy posted last year as my christmas wallpaper

No.101867

-.– — ..- / - …. — ..- –. …. / .. - / .– .- … / - …. . / -. / .– — .-. -..

No.101868

scared

No.101869

chipotle is now charging 15 dollars for burrito bowls

No.101870

watching the moonrise

No.101871

there was some norm flying a drone over the grocery store parking lot dont think it was one of the cia mind control ones though because i saw him with the controller in the corner and it was loud as hell

No.101872

didnt win the lottery again but im still up a dollar fifty for the year so ill wait and see if unc buys me some for normsmas

No.101873

mom was browsing the smart tv and it showed a promo saying sign up for a 2 week crunchyroll trial to watch rezero now and she said we are NOT doing that

No.101874

new summoning salt

No.101875

wonder why she would have it to connected to normfi in the first place instead of hardwired to a nonfunctioning router or physically unplugging the wireless card from the mainboard

No.101876

because it just works

No.101877

ya of course it works but it isnt to help you

No.101878

incredible how untalented i am at everything i should be studied as a failed specimen

No.101879

im pretty good at being a net negative on society and moms life but NOT much else

No.101880

ran around naked in my backyard and squirted spicy brown mustard all over my erect penis

No.101881

unique choice of past time

No.101882

dad told me about how in the 70s all the cool kids were into streaking

No.101883

gotta mix it up once in a while

No.101884

trying to NOT freak out about the lump on my right ball

No.101885

no need to freak worst case if it gets bigger or painful some old lady will squirt gel on your nuts and run the baby thing over them to take a look inside and if its something theyll just slice your sack open and deal with it then give you some drugs to get high on for a few days while the stitches heal

No.101886

ultrasound is what its called

No.101887

what do you mean deal with it like theyre gonno castrate me and then the doctor will make me start hrt

No.101888

youre stressing me out and i dont have the energy for it after dealing with mom tried to ease your mind as the only person you know with firsthand experience but im exhausted gonno crack

No.101889

threw a pizza in NOT degreasing and didnt last time either i dont care let life cease

No.101890

>>101887
your real life is beginning

No.101891

playin nioh

No.101892

thought the demo was cool before they casualized it never played the real game but coincidentally was thinking of trying it a few days ago

No.101893

im casual

No.101894

get your gonads checked somebody already mentioned ultrasound its probably a cyst

No.101895

dont buy these shows where the protagonist gets reincarnated as a baby in aNOTher world and grows up and still remembers everything from their past life i dont even remember everything from my last tuesday

No.101896

aibro here I made an ebin post on /vg/ and people started talking mad Japanese just throught you'd know

No.101897

huh

No.101898

woke up not feeling too great

No.101899

must be wednesday

No.101900

squeezing out shite that is neither solid nor liquid

No.101901

https://files.catbox.moe/y3z69e.jpg

No.101902

made cookies with mom

No.101903

pic

No.101904

cookin up some cabbage meatballs mushrooms onion and brussel sprouts

No.101905

also gonno melt some cheese on it wish i had some garlic too

No.101906

sigh jod when i shouldntve

No.101907

phew good eatin

No.101908

hate joing because it basically guarantees that ill be horny the next day too its a vicious cycle

No.101909

hate joing because it means i might NOT be horny the next day which means i cant just spend 6 hours jerking it and have to find something else to do

No.101910

having leftover frozen pizza and orange soda for breakfast already had normffeine and a b12

No.101911

how about eating a vegetable for once in your life

No.101912

i put oregano on it

No.101913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nnnz0BKUeQ&t=23s

No.101914

went to dollar general with mom and she asked me if 2 bunches of bananas for 5 dollars is a good deal

No.101915

put parmesan on it too Please stick it in mee

No.101916

my heart rate is 46 bpm

No.101917

still hungry

No.101918

crying why must it be so hard to lose weight

No.101919

>>101914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6ChkoidOQ

No.101920

mom got a normazon card at work for normsmas but it doesnt have an amount wonder if shell give it to me

No.101921

classic

No.101922

>>101918
i lost 50 pounds this year

No.101923

pic

No.101924

should get a job at dollar general not like i could do worse than that guy

No.101925

is the water store hiring

No.101926

https://files.catbox.moe/8cu3k5.jpg

No.101927

mom put parmesan on the stir fry

No.101928

nice going mom

No.101929

>>101903
https://files.catbox.moe/d7lh0e.jpg

No.101930

nice cumcookie

No.101931

hope thats NOT going into the mouth of a kodomogirl until you wipe that sperm off

No.101932

reading in bed and drinking a delicious mug of joe

No.101933

unc gave mom some cbd candy to try and replace her snoozepills with guess that means ill be babysitting her

No.101934

cbd doesnt do anything

No.101935

feelin a bit tired

No.101936

>>101934
you say that about everything id take one to prove you wrong but he only gave her the one to try

No.101937

she needs the real deal

No.101938

woke up from my window slamming shut penor sore from yesterday still managed to jo brushed showered might be time for caffeine

No.101939

>>101937
oh it is 5mg thc but i made her cut it in half to start

No.101940

oh

No.101941

big scary black woman carded me and flirted with me at the blogstore gonna get twisted

No.101949

had a seltzer with 4mg of thc and cbd last week and it barely did anything

No.101950

mom told me its NOT good enough to take a shower once a day you also need to wash your face in the morning and put product on it

No.101951

what does she know

No.101952

earlywoke im NOT happy about this hope i can nap in a few hours

No.101953

bought some etfs

No.101954

bought some curry ketchup

No.101955

woke up not feeling too great

No.101956

thought about doing that if i won the lottery but it takes too long for a pathetically small amount even if i was handed a briefcase with 50 grand in it i wouldnt be able to fix anything

No.101957

uh the big bottle was only like a couple bucks

No.101958

frying up some antinutrients and oxalates

No.101959

also bought some chocolate since it was on sale even though im supposed to NOT be eating sweets

No.101960

sister bought me a cranberry bliss bar from starbucks

No.101961

pic

No.101962

https://files.catbox.moe/nhpace.jpg

No.101963

NOT a fan of cranberry can you get me the chocolate one next time

No.101964

plane wasnt very crowded and the girl across the aisle was sticking out her gyatt for me

No.101965

die globetrotter

No.101966

still hungry so i fried up some more cabbage spinach meatballs unfortunately out of shrooms and was too lazy to cut up an onion

No.101967

sister said 100 percent of the ads on her instagram are for ozempic

No.101968

https://files.catbox.moe/x18qrt.jpg

No.101969

tried to snooze in moms bed for a bit

No.101970

>>101967
is she a sexy plumber that wants a neet househusband

No.101971

>>101968
she wants flip

No.101972

bit chilly probably because ive got both windows open trying to get into the winter mood

No.101973

>>101968
pheew

No.101974

>>101969
stop doing that its creepy

No.101975

we will have a large communal bed at the mansion

No.101976

cousin married a latina and their daughter absolutely refuses to learn spanish

No.101977

storming extra hard

No.101978

feels like its time for another hard drive im having to shuffle things between them just to go from nothing left to 5 or 10 gb

No.101979

>>101976
can you introduce me to her

No.101980

youre gonno have competition from her mexican uncles that arent allowed to be left alone with her

No.101981

whats with spics and family sexy lady flip

No.101982

theyre a passionate and base people who have succulent little ladies

No.101983

wasnt too impressed with trevs gfs in that pic a few months back how succulent could most of them be

No.101984

sigh he loved children of latin descent

No.101985

mom made an appointment for me to get my hair cut without telling me too pmb to refuse maybe ill get some mcds for a snack on the way home out of it

No.101986

uh appointment do you NOT just walk in thats how it was when i last went to the barber like 15 years ago

No.101987

if youre okay with waiting a long time i guess i dont know ive never interacted with how it works i refuse to touch the nonfree javascript required to make the appointment and i make her use a fake name

No.101988

must be a big city thing

No.101989

NOT in the slightest its just a small place with one chair half an hour away and mom doesnt want to go all the way there to wait for an hour or turn around

No.101990

you dont need javascript to pick up the phone and give them a call

No.101991

youre missing the point i wouldnt have gotten a haircut in a decade im forced to in order to maintain the cognitive dissonance that im NOT a failed abortion which neetcutting would bring to the forefront of moms mind

No.101992

hes going to a girly place for nancyboys you have to make appointments at those at a mans barbershop you simply walk in the door that said im too scared to go to either so ive been cutting my own hair for the past 17 years

No.101993

just head on down to sports clips

No.101994

>>101992
its a mans barbershop theres a fridge full of free beer and two open bottles of liquor and cups on top of it

No.101995

uh

No.101996

sigh

No.101997

think ill try to snooze

No.101998

sigh he loved christmas cheer

No.101999

dad used to take me to a mans barbershop

No.102001

got some limited edition burrito flavored potechi

No.102002

sister made me a smoothie with peanut butter and a lot of frozen fruit

No.102003

is sister the new ghostslang for teh gf

No.102004

woke up too early again just wish i could snooze for like 15 hours and get myself back on track

No.102005

already NOT feeling today weather wise it would be a great gaming and anime day in the before times when i could do those things

No.102006

new seasons almost here

No.102007

huh apparently its already started with that 5 girl romcom heard it was real popular but never watched or read it

No.102008

gonno leave my window open while im gone even though its freezing to air the place out

No.102009

did that several days this week but its barely cooled down inside think my normbors might be blasting the heat

No.102010

hungry but no food

No.102011

stuffed

No.102012

deciding whether to break open that pack of pastries or NOT

No.102013

dont

No.102014

broke open that chocolate bar instead

No.102015

sisters talking about how she does mushrooms and they dont make her high they just give her significantly improved mood and better energy

No.102016

never done normadelics

No.102017

woke up hey ghoty

No.102018

thermometer says its about 58 degrees inside but it feels colder than that might be broken

No.102019

brewed some joe with my new electric kettle now im gonno eat some pasta and watch the new alien food vid

No.102020

https://files.catbox.moe/2dg44g.jpg

No.102021

copypasta

No.102022

I have an eight-stage plan starting in Aokigahara in order to make my dream of being a cute girl living in a mansion with other cute girls a reality.

1. Find an itako and camp in Aokigahara with her to summon the nascent souls of the suicides. Force them to tell me how to enter the Dragon Palace in Yonaguni.
2. Visit Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the Eastern Seas, in his palace and obtain from him sacred treasures necessary to survive and travel freely in space.
3. Rise to the moon and visit Chang'e alongside the itako, who will call the spirit of Houyi and allow them to settle their grudge. Ask Houyi and Chang'e the location of Xi Wangmu's palace and the quests I must undertake to obtain the immortality elixir.
4. By now, I know what Xi Wangmu may ask from me, but I may not have the means to accomplish the tasks she sets out. Capture a vetala and learn from it the best course of action that will bring me to success.
5. Visit Xi Wangmu, obtain enough elixir of immortality for at least 200 people.
6. Carry out eldritch ritual to release Sun Wukong from the Eight-Trigrams Furnace, known to modern man as the Large Hadron Collider. Learn from him the arts of transformation and turn into a cute girl. Drink my share of the immortality elixir at this point.
7. Gather all /jp/ Anonymous, teach the transformation arts to them, allow them to turn into adorable young girls. Give them the immortality elixir once they are satisfied with their new looks.
8. Find the Penglai Mountains and live there forever as a recluse alongside ~200 formerly Anonymous maidens all lesbian for each other.

No.102023

im the jade dragon or whatever

No.102024

meant to just have a few squares but ate the whole bar

No.102025

wo de weilaizai zhongguo

No.102026

been reading xianxia 6+ hours a day for the past few months Please stick it in mee

No.102027

die chinks

No.102028

feeling a bit hopeless gonno game a bit to stave the thoughts away

No.102029

back gave a 15 dollar tip trying to NOT look poor didnt stop for mcds

No.102030

why do you care if these gay barbers think you look poor

No.102031

because ive known him for 15 years and dont want it to be too obvious ive never had a job and live with my mom

No.102032

why

No.102033

might give the wrong impression that theres something deeply wrong with me

No.102034

ordered za and coke zero

No.102035

vacuumed and mopped

No.102036

tried gently touching the lump on my right testicle and it made me feel like blue balls

No.102037

give it the big squeeze and pop that sucker

No.102038

trying to be positive but its hard when your life is an endless nightmare and you just want out

No.102039

it cant be that bad

No.102040

gamed and won

No.102041

fresh 200 pack of feather blades arrived did my calisthenics and broke one open for a shave

No.102042

>>102039
nah its pretty bad

No.102043

mom asked me to pick something to watch on netflix because she was too absorbed in her ipad game to do it herself but then she got mad at me for picking a violent serious show and went to bed

No.102044

what show did you pick

No.102045

europa the last battle

No.102046

might make some normaroni

No.102047

with or without cheese

No.102048

phantom moistness in me bhole

No.102049

>>102047
with but its too late to start using the stove even on a fridey i dont want to feel moms wrath if i was to wake her

No.102050

uh its saturday morning

No.102051

same difference if i havent snoozed yet

No.102052

hope nb is comfortable safe and happy wherever he is

No.102053

nb is flipping dead

No.102054

not possible he has a destiny to meet

No.102055

went on the 4 didnt know they had mp4s now

No.102056

gaming feel like ive locked into a bad end but it just keeps going

No.102057

>>102053
nah theres too many people who love him like a brother

No.102058

got supplies

No.102059

eating currywurst mit pommes

No.102060

why dont we just become women

No.102061

https://files.catbox.moe/abo00q.png

No.102062

mom wants to get permanent eye makeup

No.102063

i want to get sex

No.102064

checking out the upcoming season might watch the fantasy show about the guy who obtains cheat level powers

No.102065

https://files.catbox.moe/6lqttl.jpg

No.102066

caved in and cranked up the heat

No.102067

dont go on jp

No.102068

should have listened to you
https://files.catbox.moe/4ugwjq.png

No.102069

nice blog thread

No.102070

blasting gas out both ends

No.102071

watching the mahjong anime its a sexy episode

No.102072

https://files.catbox.moe/fqx9po.jpg

No.102073

love a good tile tossing session never fails to make me want to kill myself

No.102074

have you tried winning

No.102075

never gotten mad at a game that i can remember

No.102076

havent ragequit in a while

No.102077

got some puff snacks that are basically like cheeto puffs but no flavoring and a fifth the density theyre NOT very good

No.102078

yet at the same time NOT bad at all

No.102079

>>102052
im not comfortable or happy

No.102080

die imposter

No.102081

wish i was an imposter wish i was anything but the worthless blob of shite that i am

No.102082

gonno sort some more screenshots

No.102083

woke up mornin ghoty

No.102084

what do you mena sort arent you just saving them with the default mpc-hc structure of filename time and date

No.102085

ya and then browsing them and extracting ones i might be able to use later while also sorting them into their series folders fell behind for a while but im catching up currently working on early 2022

No.102086

got the 1750th login bonus on fgo

No.102087

fno

No.102088

hima

No.102089

whats hima

No.102090

https://files.catbox.moe/r12wzo.webm

No.102091

dumped two or three gallons of pbs ranging in vintage from 5 to 12 months this is it once i get rid of the box of 2+ year old ones under my bed no more ill just start pissing out of the window

No.102092

what would the neighbors think if they saw that

No.102093

listening to a christmas themed album

No.102094

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Umo6BTAEU

No.102095

nice

No.102096

wonder if i have diabetes

No.102098

if you put a drop of piss on your tongue and its sweet you do

No.102099

nice prankster trying to trick me into drinking piss

No.102100

better drink my own piss

No.102101

shaved mom said im looking like trudeau

No.102102

started playin darkie 3 now that my pc can run it well

No.102103

did you get a new pc

No.102104

damn good game

No.102105

sister talked about how much she loves wendys burgers and how youre an elitist if you dont sometimes crave fast food

No.102106

i never crave fast food but ill eat it if mom gets some but its rare

No.102107

thought fast food was just a salt sugar fat and msg delivery system never understood people being loyalists to the certain proprietary formulations

No.102108

>>102105
hope you told that idiot slaev about the antinootrients

No.102109

really cool and epic how my life gets worse every few days no matter what i do its already twice as bad as it was yesterday and the minute inkling of a flip i still gave about normsmas is gone wish i had the nutsack to kill myself

No.102110

chill out

No.102111

ill be chilling out for a while we wont have heat for a while

No.102112

arse is itching

No.102113

you have parasites

No.102114

i am a parasite

No.102115

2025 is my year im gaj then renting an apartment and getting a lgf

No.102116

think if i get started now i could be running all of moms errands for her by 2026 to demonstrate why she needs me around

No.102117

highly yellow piss

No.102118

hydration and posture check

No.102119

guess ill snooze

No.102120

but i just woke up

No.102121

sorry i dont make the rules nor the schedule for that matter it just happens naturally


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