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No. 70201

’Tis the season

No.70202

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No.70206

wonder what theyre going to feed him for christmas

No.70228

>>70206
kfc and watermelon

No.70231

but hes cauc

No.70232

shat showered shaved

No.70239

are we moving here

No.70242

merry nigmas to all my peds out there

No.70243

hope that norm doesnt post the prisoners christmas video

No.70244

got left behind

No.70245

wonder how the norms are able to cope and not constantly regret every instant of their lives

No.70246

on january i will off myself i have made up my mind on this

No.70247


No.70248

stop linking me that video please

No.70249

its an important message

No.70250

i feel like its just me and you on here how do i know if there are other posters

No.70251

if you think that then youre not very observant

No.70252

im here

No.70253

how do i know youre different people

No.70254

why did you stop responding

No.70255

cause im flippin gaming

No.70256

woke up its maple time

No.70257

youre going to have wasted your neet life mapling

No.70258

never mapled scaped or wowed like the other kids in school maybe if i played them i could have made some friends and avoided becoming an isolated loser for the rest of my life

No.70259

i became an isolated loser because i mapled as a teen

No.70260

all the horny asian teengirls played maple you missed out

No.70261

i had an egf in maple she was 16 and i was 12

No.70262

pasted chad

No.70263

chadban

No.70264

fell for the cooties meme it was all downhill from there

No.70265

i was a virtual chad i paid money for cosmetics so i could get maple girls

No.70266

clicked a vid with a frogger and feelsguy thumbnail

No.70267

now you will only get those type of vids for the rest of your life

No.70268

remembering how feelsguy originally spread to 4chan through the jay

No.70269

already turned off watch history so friendgle stops recommending vids based on what i clicked in the past

No.70270

you guys need to post more often

No.70271

busy gaming and feasting

No.70272

pic

No.70273

gone

No.70274


No.70275

i need to start trashbagging the windows again or something i should never see natural light in this room while im trying to snooze

No.70276

pood my ass hair

No.70277

left behind

No.70278


No.70279

why NOT

No.70280

no ones roping NOT in january NOT ever youre NOT allowed to leave cant handle the rate of posts slowing down any further

No.70281

moms mad again

No.70282


No.70283

might get some subway in honor of pasted fogle

No.70284

havent had subway since fogle got arrested mom stopped getting it

No.70285

tried to go with mom a year ago because they mailed a bunch of coupons and the brown at the counter said the coupon machine was broken so we left

No.70286

2 weeks ago mom cornered me and made me order christmas gifts but didnt actually place the order until 3 days later and now theyre gonno arrive december 26th

No.70287

what did you get and for whom

No.70288

might be a fastfood night also gonno try to stock up on blogs for the weekend

No.70289

made pasta

No.70290

bored

No.70291

about to explode after a whopper cheeseburg medium fries and large soda glad im not a fat but im still obese

No.70292

FATTY FAT FAT GORGING HIMSELF TILL HE EXPLODES INTO FECES AND VOMIT

No.70293

woke up time for some joe and some scape

No.70294

made a ceiling spider fall in my piss bottle

No.70295

bastard

No.70296

guess ill have some honey roasted peanuts

No.70297

mom reheated salisbury steak

No.70298

sister texted asking do you want anything at ikea

No.70299

mom called me from a department store and asked something similar yesterday told her to get me a vacuum

No.70300

what the flip are you gonno do with a vacuum

No.70301

vacuum

No.70302


No.70303

mom bought tons of groceries and said shes leaving for 3 weeks

No.70304

its party time

No.70305

is she going on a caribbean flip tour

No.70306

wish i could scape

No.70307

cracked a cold one

No.70308

>>70306
simply fire it up and start clicking

No.70309

havent vacuumed ever since i switched rooms mom was bitching about it the other day

No.70310

cant scape was supposed to start in elementary school 22 years ago when the chubby asian kid in the computer lab told me to type run escape dot com in the netscape navigator url bar but i missed my chance

No.70311

mom let me play for an hour on a weekday once because i was playing with a kid from school while holding the phone in one hand because i was too tard to know about teamspeak Please stick it in mee

No.70312

>>70310
didnt start until 2017 and now im maxed and loving every minute of it

No.70313

sis is playing the sims 4

No.70314

girl asked for my phone number in 2nd grade and started calling and asking for me then mom raged and told her to never call again now im cel

No.70315

nice chad

No.70316

Please stick it in meehe just got the duke sucellus pet

No.70317

uh its 2024 why are you still scaping

No.70318

are you NOT

No.70319

because its fun

No.70320

quit scape after i didnt get the kq princess drop

No.70321

did you hit the drop rate

No.70322

only got 1k kc before quitting

No.70323

we might need to recruit new posters

No.70324

>>70314
all i got was prank calls from norms finding my number in the student phone book

No.70325

siphon some otalads in here

No.70326

>>70323
nah we have too many as is

No.70327

watching the bjorn andresen doc

No.70328

was a few dollarydoos short to get the goon im thinking the white has less poison than the red but ill get it for norm years

No.70329

is there a replacement for strawpoll yet im never gonno decide on a movie without outside help

No.70330

normpoll

No.70331

more like neetpoll

No.70332

wonder when itll be my turn to have sex

No.70333

when chad is done

No.70334

well get there soon we just need a little more time to come out of shells

No.70335

are shells

No.70336

someone is getting anal tonight and its NOT me

No.70337

gross poop comes from there

No.70338

dont think its ken either didnt think the ped prisons were known for ass snapping except the teens they send there as adults for having nudes of their 16 year old gf

No.70339

can someone post a 1 2 or 3

No.70340


No.70341

mom called me a norm and told me to die

No.70342

call cps on her ass

No.70343

my life is nothing more than pure flipping agony

No.70344

blame your immediate ancestors for not killing more people in power when it could have made a difference a century ago

No.70345

if i had money id eat fastfood twice a week

No.70346

big bro came over we got drunk and listened to acid bath

No.70347

most of my ancestors were impoverished farmers who had no rights and yet they werent as suicidal as me while i live a neet life with a pc and video games i dont get it

No.70348

>>70346
nice bros getting into the christmas spirit

No.70349

>>70347
its simple youre a kitty

No.70350

nah they had it better

No.70351

so why NOT go innawoods or become amish

No.70352

simply go outside

No.70353

>>70351
i was laying in bed thinking about the amish last night i dont think they take new recruits

No.70354

stormwalked

No.70355


No.70356

start your own amishlike dont forget the nice fedora

No.70357

what like in stormwind or in the meat zone

No.70358

>>70355
flip that faguette doubly so if hes daring to talk shit about the amish hope he gets snapped to death with a pineapple

No.70359

>>70357
walked through a storm to buy more wine

No.70360

one of me pinky toenails fell off

No.70361


No.70362

>>70359
red or white

No.70363

the dadrocker

No.70364

>>70362
white

No.70365

knew my instincts were right Please stick it in mee

No.70366

>>70358
you cant talk about a man of god like that

No.70367

>>70361
this song always makes me think of elite beat agents

No.70368

friend of mine around the time that came out had a keyblade replica and thought that and the world is not enough were good he also got up in those pussyguts because he had a hot invader zim gf

No.70369

that was me

No.70370

uhh i think you mean the world ends with you

No.70371

yeah whatever man

No.70372

stop calling em guts its groace

No.70373

what else do i call em thats what they our

No.70374

got memed into buying a ds and playing those games by v

No.70375

those guys are like 50 years old or dead now you should have preordered crab nicholson

No.70376

can only imagine what id be be doing if i had access to invader zim girls with my current mind and body but it wouldnt be pretty

No.70377

im so old i read about elite beatoff agents in a game magazine i rented from the library and read during lunch period jdimsa

No.70378

get the feeling that was probably around the same time you were just dumb

No.70379

who me

No.70380

im smarty

No.70381

soooo tard

No.70382

>>70379
ya im not talking about 2010 you moron im talking about when it came out

No.70383

uh i was talking about then to

No.70384

so then what does your response mean in the context of us talking about the exact same time when you use the qualifier 'im so old' as if youre talking about an earlier time

No.70385

can you guys keep it down im trying to snooze

No.70386

im flippin scapingf

No.70387

where both old i was just being self deprecating because i was sperging to mom about how expensive magazines are now on the way back from the liquor store earlier

No.70388

maybe i misread your intentions if thats the case im sorry

No.70389

never apologize to me i need to be shot in the face with a 44 magnum

No.70390

saw runeheal on sod the other day

No.70391

>>70389
nah youre pasted

No.70392

hell fucking no

No.70393

>>70390
phuck that 12 year old phaggot

No.70394

hater

No.70395

I'm teen.

No.70396

mindbarfing that nintendo didnt make any more ouendan games when osu is so popular

No.70397

the nintendrones werent ready for it

No.70398

isnt warioware the same thing

No.70399


No.70400

i just really miss hima sometimes

No.70401

mcdonalds smoothie wasnt mixed only the top third was fluid then the rest was solid heterogeneous components

No.70402

where did everyone from hima go? Did everyone just leave to other imageboards? I feel like there's a lot of people missing…

No.70403

everyones here

No.70404

arent we all from hima who are you people

No.70405

whos missing

No.70406

is anyone here NOT from hima how would you find this blog otherwise

No.70407

do you remember tard eye i wonder what hes doing right now

No.70408

can feel the microplastics moving through my blood

No.70409

become one with the microplastics

No.70410

sister wants me to come to her holiday party and shes demanding a formal rsvp cant just tell her you have to fill out a web form

No.70411

pasted efficient friendgle forms and sheets party planner sis

No.70412

slow hours again hate this time of day where do you guys all go when you vanish from this thread

No.70413

we go to sb and if its dead we might post here

No.70414

im grinding

No.70415

give me sb access

No.70416

sent

No.70417

miss the high test ragedays of olde hima

No.70418

i dont

No.70419

used to rage hard every day

No.70420

whered your fiery spirit go

No.70421

havent bought christmas gifts yet

No.70422

guess ill have some processed cheese and broccoli stuffed into a slab of processed chicken

No.70423

just post some nice tubie links brings out the rage fast

No.70424

if i opened a po box would you guys send me cool stuff

No.70425

sure if you promise to stream a live unboxing

No.70426


No.70427

juicing

No.70428

wish i was juiced

No.70429

the juicer

No.70430

juiced for a few months it was alright

No.70431

lost a lot of muscle mass

No.70432

guess ill game a bit

No.70433

hope its a nice jrpg

No.70434

tried playing touhou hard mode got owned

No.70435

never played touhou whats it like

No.70436

running in the rain without being wet

No.70437

was touching my gut in bed and wondering what girlskin feels like is it smoother

No.70438

wonder if kens flipped any female prison guards

No.70439

thought all vtubers were ai

No.70440

they probably sneak him out sometimes to babysit their daughters because they misunderstood what he meant by good with kids

No.70441

listening to pofv soundtrack its so soulful

No.70442

hate the soul meme

No.70443

same

No.70444

bleeding

No.70445

You people made Henri leave

No.70446

>>70437
let me give that chubby tum some loving and ill let you know

No.70447

>>70445
And there was nothing you could've done about it

No.70448

henri tried to be friends with me he replied to a lot of my posts but never appreciated him and now hes gone

No.70449

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0EYv8yod3A
phew need to shock and slice those fish

No.70450

wouldnt mind taking a swim in there

No.70451

>>70445
the oat man took his life i had NOThing to do with it all i could do was watch helplessly from the sidelines

No.70452

glad oatman owned that transphobe

No.70453

wonder if kenbo celebrates christmas with the other chomos in the sex offender wing

No.70454

barely aware of who henri is because im NOT an otanorm

No.70455

lovelive and imas obsessed tripfag who got bullied out for sliding every thread that wasnt about those 2 things and also had a weird episode where he eventually realized all the idol anime fans on the x were trannies

No.70456

sounds pasted

No.70457

wonder where he went is he on one of those a spinoffs now

No.70458

whats the x

No.70459

xxx

No.70460

finally lost the hungover debuff think im done spewing

No.70461

never drinking again after the incident

No.70462

cant decide between normaroni and cheese or instant mashed potatoes for dinner

No.70463

how is that even a choice flush that mash immediately

No.70464

might airfry something

No.70465

nah theyre equal in terms of taste because i add extra things to the taters

No.70466

what extra things

No.70467

>>70463
nothin wrong with some nice instant taters

No.70468

ya theres nothing wrong with em but they dont hold a candle to normaroni and cheese

No.70469

negi and cheese and garlick powder

No.70470

>>70469
idiot

No.70471

what the flip

No.70472

playing around with the new russian ai

No.70473

big bro bought a big box of donuts again

No.70474

flush those slave grains immediately

No.70475

lil bro has another girl over he made pasta eatin some

No.70476

im almost 30 and i still dont know how to cook anything mom has to cook for me im a big baby

No.70477

my dinner was protein bar peanuts popcorn and gatorade

No.70478

>>70476
fire up americas test kitchen and learn

No.70479

>>70476
why bother if you dont have to i had to because i cant afford fastfood every day and mom is awful at cooking id much rather sit on my ass and have her do it

No.70480

because its rewarding to make delicious food exactly the way you want it to be

No.70481

>>70476
its not that hard just trial and error until you get it by osmosis

No.70482

i dont feel rewarded i just know id hardly ever eat anything good if i didnt do it myself

No.70483

dont have any strong preferences when it comes to food just eat whatever slop mom puts in front of me

No.70484

code red ghosta
wsl refused to install on powershell for some reason
restarted in safe mode to check if that fixes it and it didnt
restarted again in normal boot and now the pc freezes on bios screen
pc was working normally before and i didnt touch it so it must be software

No.70485

>>70477
are you jacked

No.70486

get mom to buy you a new one

No.70487

NOT pnig i cant just tard out and learn things via osmosis

No.70488

love spilling wine on my laptop and getting mom to buy me a new one

No.70489

>>70484
thats what you get for hacking

No.70490

how the flip does a pc thats been running perfectly suddenly goes to the shitter just because you went to safe mode once what the HELL its probably a windows corrupted file now i need a flash drive sign

No.70491

simply install xp

No.70492

maybe its just coincidental timing

No.70493

dont think so windows must have failed an update in between restarts i found an old pendrive with an recovery image cd c:\ sends me back to x:\ sources but ill try to and fixboot fails and creates a txt log cmd doesnt allow me to reach ill try to fix the registry itself lets hope it works

No.70494

just hit it until it works

No.70495

weird how peanuts taste exactly like peanut butter

No.70496

stop eating toxic nuts

No.70497

food pyramid said i have to

No.70498

its fine now hima nothing would work so i said flip it and formatted the uefi partition and re created bcd and its fixed weird how that got corrupted for no reason and nothing else wonder what norms do when that happens to them

No.70499

>>70498
they just simply buy a new macbook

No.70500

they hire the geek squad

No.70501

dont know how to do any of that id just format and reinstall

No.70502

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56W_m6ag1fA
hb gonno watch this 2 and half hour vid on 2006 maple

No.70503

never mapled never gaiad

No.70504

loved talking about elfen lied with my maplegf while murdering pigs and shrooms

No.70505


No.70506

mapled but never gaiad

No.70507

big bros coming down tomorrow

No.70508


No.70509

>>70508
beautiful woman

No.70510

phew

No.70511

uhh

No.70512

got a late night early morning sigh going on

No.70513

i am a hardened neet warrior

No.70514

had a kinpatsujo then cracked a spergwater gonno game hard

No.70515

wish i could game ive played video games but it hasnt been my default in a long time

No.70516

simply game

No.70517

i will game till the day i die which is 10 days from now

No.70518

dont youll go to hell

No.70519

stream it

No.70520

id stream it but i dont want you guys to see how ugly i am

No.70521

envisioned hima as a group of deformed goblins squatting in a dark cave cursing the norms youre probably more chad than that

No.70522

dont flipping do it please

No.70523

im gonno flipping snap

No.70524

snap or snap

No.70525

the left one

No.70526

feeling some pain on the lower right of my back hope its NOT a kidney stone

No.70527

the tumor is growing take good care of it

No.70529

listening to r/a/dio excited for the new years party

No.70530

g/a/ydio

No.70531

these new fgo servants pinch they ran out of cool and important european figures so theyre just adding random footnote japanese nobodies that were semi relevant in their tiny primitive island

No.70532

did they add jesus and muhammad yet

No.70533

theyre waiting for the player count to drop

No.70534

gonno rizz a sexy lady

No.70535

hate that word

No.70536

sigh he loved staring at his neighbors gyatt

No.70537

sigh

No.70538

found someone named gyatt inspector while invading weeks ago had to coogle it

No.70539

sister told me to join a subGaia with her

No.70540

you need to stop her from getting groomed by pedonigs

No.70541

sigh he loved being a pedo nig

No.70542

hes cauc

No.70543

he was our friend and they made him leave

No.70544


No.70545

told mom to get some frozen chicken fingeys i didnt get them on sale the other day because the bag was too big to fit in the freezer

No.70546

bored as flip

No.70547

forgot to eat today

No.70548


No.70549

>>70546
what else is new just keep rotting and before you know it itll be 3am again

No.70550

doesnt mom force feed you

No.70551

told mom about how my lunch was just a protein bar and she forced me to eat chicken meatballs with squash noodles

No.70552

mom

No.70553

>>70550
already told you moms gone for 3 weeks

No.70554

wish mom had the money to take multiweek vacations two or three times a year she was gone overnight about 6 and a half years ago and i watched anime in the living room

No.70555

mom keeps trying to make me drink

No.70556

how so

No.70557

she told me to drink wine said no and then she said have the seltzer instead

No.70558

shes trying to get you out of your shell

No.70559

im shel

No.70560

give her the ol p anderson wino sermon

No.70561

kept saying no then sister offered me some of her klonopin gonno have a glass of wine

No.70562

big surprise she didnt get the chicken fingers because i said plain not buffalo but they only had buffalo and i didnt use the right or function to guarantee id get something

No.70563

nice dopesis

No.70564

wish i had a sis to kiss

No.70565

same would have made things a whole lot easier

No.70566

sigh cant believe lolisis is now a mature young woman

No.70567

hope he brings her to the mansion so i can breed her

No.70568


No.70569

dont click dysgenic brown invader ruining japan

No.70570

mom made me eat 4 different kinds of desserts

No.70571

as for me mom bought a gross christmas cake that tasted like candy

No.70572

crying for pnig he will never visit japan since hes a felon

No.70573

uh

No.70574

shat thrice

No.70575

only really liked comiket and the historical sites might go back and go to holofes

No.70576

wish i was american seems fun

No.70577


No.70578

someones uploading old vids to lowtaxs youtube channel

No.70579

never went to sa

No.70580

means NOThing to me

No.70581

might have a bit of cinnamon coffee cake

No.70582

was kinda funny how him adding a paywall for letsplays overkilled the end of sa and just filled it with trannies

No.70583

remember back when you couldnt watch anime besides the really popular ones unless you went out and talked with people who could share tapes with you

No.70584

no

No.70585

no but im only 32

No.70586

im 32 and i member

No.70587

wish i never watched an anime

No.70588

thought youd need to be 42 to remember that

No.70589

glad i never experienced the 90s japanophile scene it would make modern reality seem even worse

No.70590


No.70591

why are there so many trannies on the internet when they are nonexistent irl

No.70592

same reason hikkineetcels only exist online

No.70593

there existent there was one in my high school gym class that we treated like a freak too bad they werent sending them over to snap in the girls locker room then

No.70594

making some cash every day gambling on sports its only like ten bucks a day but its easy

No.70595

ten bucks a day is ten times as much as ive ever made

No.70596

didnt even remember patterson had a 3d model

No.70597

unsure if its a movie night no one ever posted a 1 2 or 3

No.70598

starting to feel disgust at being fat

No.70599

thats not our problem to worry about

No.70600

almost feel bad for mom for having to work so hard to keep me fed but she should have thought twice before bringing a manbaby into this world

No.70601

they call me neet miser
whatever i touch turns to shite in my clutch
im too much

No.70602

stand and fight we do consider reminded by an inner pact between us thats seen as we go

No.70603

ya whatever

No.70604

guess ill snooze

No.70605

call me mr neetjangles

No.70606


No.70607

da bess

No.70608

i came in my pants while i was sleeping had to throw em in the laundry hope mom doesnt smell the neetcum

No.70609

think i had two chances to kiss a girl in my tweens and if i could go back in time id shoot that faggot pussy in the face for not taking them

No.70610

>>70608
how many days did it take

No.70611

mom found the trigun amvs

No.70612

wouldnt mind having millie and meryl to tardwrangle me

No.70613

there was a girl who approached me at my local wagnaria after eight gayde graduation who was the younger sister of my bros stepbros gf wonder if she was just being nice or if she wanted it

No.70614

chad

No.70615

ya so what

No.70616


No.70617

msi betrayed me by getting their bios updates haxored for life

No.70618

shoulda bought abit

No.70619


No.70620

woke up dreamed about a bald spot on the top of my head kinda scared to check

No.70621

whatever you do dont check the top of your head

No.70622

oh no non no

No.70623

wypipo be like

No.70624

were the whitest cels u know

No.70625

there are no ethnics left among us they are all dead or in prison

No.70626

doing laundry

No.70627

uhh haha

No.70628

crying boogie got banned for exposing himself on stream

No.70629


No.70630

scared to open that

No.70631

weird how flipping trannies in prison turned him into a rightoid

No.70632

feeling euphoric

No.70633

doing my dailies

No.70634

morning ghoty sippin my coffee

No.70635

hope you get a heart attack

No.70636

mom said her cholesterol is over 200 and she has to go on statins

No.70637

stretched yelled and smacked my drink all over my bed thankfully it was just some nice tap water

No.70638

love tap water

No.70639

watching the new mr beast vid

No.70640

why

No.70641


No.70642

Please stick it in mee

No.70643


No.70644

sigh used to beat all the other 3rd graders with my cyber dragoon

No.70645

>>70643
bone at manechan

No.70646

dragoon deez

No.70647

got a 28 week ban for saying that but it was worth it

No.70648

basted

No.70649

watched a nice serm and it turned into a pedhate serm halfway through

No.70650

pasted flip sickos

No.70651

why do they hate us so much

No.70652

us?

No.70653

>>70651
sexy ladies were getting flipped for millennia until the feminism meme

No.70654

NOT true

No.70655

cope

No.70656

>>70649
uh did he forget about nice numbers 31:18

No.70657

nah youre the one coping dumb ped

No.70658

uh huh

No.70659

feeling a wee bit peckish might have some pasta

No.70660

pic

No.70661

gone

No.70662

mom was watching that movie based on the ln that came out a few years ago where tom cruise keeps dying and respawning but i didnt see the beginning so i didnt watch

No.70663

its just a dumb normovie you didnt miss anything important

No.70664

i am a dumb norm

No.70665

>>70653
they didnt even use the feminism meme to push age of consent laws they used 20something men knocking up and abandoning teen moms and turned the losers that could only flip teens into cels and hephebopeds

No.70666

wonder if my juicy teengf knew i was ped too

No.70667

think im gonno make a burg

No.70668

>>70665
that wasnt until 95 the pedhysteria had already escalated to tard levels by then

No.70669

wonder what the new ross is gonno be

No.70670


No.70671

dont understand the hype for that game played for an hour or two and uninstalled

No.70672

its a roguelite shmup with a really good price point and got lucky and popular just thought the amogus dlc was silly

No.70673

was only gonno drink 1 can at the family christmas party but then aunt made me drink 2 jello shots and a seltzer and then sister made me drink 2 more shots

No.70674

prefer monolith i mean uhhh shadow star of providence

No.70675

turtcousin got really upset when i vaguely referenced lulu and keekihime in a story about japanese stalkers

No.70676

none of my cousins would have any idea what that meant

No.70677

and what do you mean by story are you capable of telling a story to aNOTher person

No.70678

not sure if he would either but he did play holocure cause he saw asmon play it
just made fun of how they complain about stalkers then repeat all the same things that got them stalked

No.70679

uhh im tubenorm

No.70680

gross

No.70681

>>70678
die victimblame

No.70682

said the word dick in front of mom

No.70683

never said anything worse than crap or hell in front of mom

No.70684

mom swears like a sailor says buddy occasionally but didnt know what kike meant had to explain it to her

No.70685

weird how so many people who lived through the nixon years are so clueless about it

No.70686

went to a museum with mom and she said her family supported the vietnam war

No.70687

started swearing in front of mom when i was teen because im low iq and have no friends so i talk to her like a man

No.70688

im teen

No.70689

same im fujlipling retarded

No.70690

getting board

No.70691

watched may december with mom

No.70692

neetstache is starting to curl into my mouth

No.70693

i just chew those bits off and spit them out

No.70694

have to see the relatives for the first time in 5 years today sigh all the kids are old enough to see me as the creepy uncle

No.70695

like cousinnegroid creepy or disturbed old unmarried man creepy

No.70696

wonder how much counseling his cousin has gone through by now

No.70697

he didnt lay hands on them kids

No.70698

defiantly single unmarried man in mid 30s creepy

No.70699

>>70696
little slut loved it

No.70700

she didnt

No.70701

im a high iq genius but im lazy

No.70702

only tards are lazy

No.70703

wish i was a dumb hard worker instead of smart and lazy

No.70704

i could have been the next tesla but instead im a gamer

No.70705

edison owned that norm

No.70706

might write a manga and just rip off vtm

No.70707

maybe i should make a priest in sod something tells me the future runes will make shadow priest op

No.70708

>>70702
sooo tard

No.70709

had a phewer of a sexy lady cousindream where were in the closet with her friend so they ask me to show them my shotabone and they take turns licking it guess thats why i spermed on her yearbook pic in 5th grade still whip it out for an imaginationjo when im feeling nostalgic

No.70710

post it

No.70711

i do NOT have her consent i must refuse

No.70712

its fine just describe her looks to an ai and post the pic it genrates

No.70713

but the norms said thats equivalent to snap

No.70714

might play some granblue versus tomorrow

No.70715

guess ill snooze

No.70716

got two 28 week bans in a day for nothing on fresh ips with maybe 3 posts after getting autobanned for links maybe twice in however long weve been here hope the otaman realizes ive got nothing else in life and shows mercy

No.70717

i am the single most pasted man alive no one can ever be more pasted than me

No.70718

mom just ordered a 1700 dollar internet connected smart bed tried to stop her but she wont listen

No.70719

hell yeah

No.70720

might vomit

No.70721

die puker

No.70722

havent actually done it yet might be able to keep it down

No.70723

i wonder how pnig is spending his christmas

No.70724

when pnig gets out he should meet up with madthad and they should start a youtube channel together

No.70725

hes on death row sorry the meetup will have to be in heaven

No.70726

woke up early and made breakfast for mom gonno go back to bed

No.70727

nice moms bangmaid

No.70728

she bought a dozen ponuts

No.70729

yeah
im gaming

No.70730

too tired to game

No.70731

waiting for mom to leave

No.70732

sister bought me an almond croissant

No.70733

wish i had a sis

No.70734

same id sperm her good

No.70735

mom left

No.70736

what are you gonno do first now that youre free

No.70737

NOT sure guess ill gorge on some chocobars for now

No.70738

one single piece of chocolate from this box of chocolates has 30 percent of your daily saturated fat

No.70739

isnt saturated fat good for you again now

No.70740

dont want my bmi to get back up over 19

No.70741

feeling pretty

No.70742

laugh and grow fat

No.70743


No.70744

cant believe lbi was real

No.70745

cant find any good look who came out of his cave threads on the old r9k

No.70746

never stayed in my cave on normsmas but i would if there were people showing up

No.70747

sister decided shes NOT gonno make cinnamon rolls from scratch anymore and told me to do it instead

No.70748

beat her ass

No.70749

sounds like you need to give her a good snapping

No.70750

uh oh i got a 28 week ban too guess the oatman is getting tired of us what are we gonno do

No.70751

pretty sure its just oatmans dumb autoban for spam this board flipping pinches

No.70752

crying not again

No.70753

gonno use a version of the japanese yudane method to make a tangzhong gel before forming the dough

No.70754

it says i was banned yesterday

No.70755

ban check

No.70756

never been banned im a good boy

No.70757

new ross

No.70758

sigh fell for it

No.70759

guess ill hit some shrooms and slimes

No.70762

its real you lying bastard

No.70763

have never watched one of those ross things

No.70764

its normshite dont bother

No.70765

woke up seasons greetings ghoty

No.70766


No.70767

>>70762
phew it is now but it wasnt when that guy said it i checked my rss feed right away

No.70768

never used rss

No.70769

gonna drink some joe and watch that ross

No.70770

hate rss its like the old email newsletters but even worse

No.70771

>>70768
same barely understand what it is

No.70772

>>70767
it was there but you had to go directly to the videos page on his channel to see it

No.70773

never used rss

No.70774

oatman removed my ban

No.70775

in teenmin we trust

No.70776

why

No.70777

merry christmas

No.70778

do you think hes watching us from the shadows right now

No.70779

hes always been one of us

No.70780

im a gamer i game

No.70781

once gamed always gamed

No.70782

damn good ross

No.70783

what was so good about it

No.70784

it entertained me

No.70785

mom tricked me into drinking wine and now my head hurts

No.70786

sigh if its that easy to trick you into doing things youre gonno get taken advantage of in the mansion ill look out for you

No.70787

hope that guy didnt rope

No.70788

mom tricked me into being conceived and exiting her womb

No.70789

too tired to watch that ross tonight im saving it for tomorrow

No.70790

long day at work huh

No.70791

oh flip hima drank too much at the xmas party Please stick it in mee

No.70792

me drink me drunk

No.70793

are you me

No.70794

cummed

No.70795

gonno watch that ross tomorrow Please stick it in mee its gonno be fun but i need some prep time

No.70796

>>70790
no i went to bed drunk and woke up after 2 hours and never snoozed again

No.70797

watched love actually with mom and she hated it

No.70798

watched normsmas vacation with mom again wish i had been a boomer with a hot as flip wife and a big house and my biggest worry was not being able to afford a pool

No.70799

apparently some of you are getting 28 week bans and i just want to say if i get banned i cant evade so uh what do i do

No.70800

you go to your router settings and change a letter or number in the mac address and reboot it

No.70801

merry nigmas hima

No.70802

did you send any cards to mr boles

No.70803

phew peeked into the stocking mom went all out this year saw three bags of chips a slim jim and 15 bucks in lotto tickets just sticking out of the top

No.70804

mom went halfsies with me on 400 dollar gpu

No.70805

shes gonno get her moneys worth when you use it to display static imageboard pages and 720p anime

No.70806

uhh what about the games and the 1440p monitor from big bros friend

No.70807

why would a 40 year old man give a 30 year old man gifts unless he wanted to enter his anus sexually no monitor is worth that

No.70808

it was his old one and he was getting rid of it around my birthday

No.70809

i give gifts to all my bald fat 30 year old men friends

No.70810

back from christmas with mom time to game

No.70811

flip normsmas

No.70812

die grinch

No.70813

normans gtfo

No.70814

>>70810
you mena back from the 25 feet from the living room to your bedroom or

No.70815

uhh yeah sure

No.70816

woke up too early again wish i could just snooze for ten hours and wake up feeling good

No.70817


No.70818

merry christmas ghosta

No.70819

mom got me a sweater that makes me look like a cool and a pair of slim fit sweatpants im too fat for gonno nap until dinners ready

No.70820

i jod to some extra sexy ladies for christmas

No.70821


No.70822


No.70823

did you sperm on the roll

No.70824

have to get a life and stop jacking it its lost its appeal i want to sperm like a twelve year old on newgrounds again

No.70825

simply nojo

No.70826

its not that simple i keep forgetting to not do it

No.70827

get a nice gf to spermjo in

No.70828

alright let me just do that shouldnt be too hard right

No.70829

make it your new years resolution then it works

No.70830

merry christmas hima

No.70831

merry christmas ghots

No.70832

back from gram and gramps feasted hard now its game time

No.70833


No.70834

virus

No.70835

love when stallman drops his 400lb gravmass on seamonkey child prostitutes

No.70836


No.70837

>>70835
hes not a ped

No.70838

>>70835
when in rome

No.70839

dad talked about how he did autopsies on extremely fat people and after peeling back the face the skulls were the same size as normal people

No.70840

uh isnt that obvious

No.70841

woke up mornin ghoty

No.70842

moms friend and her husband won 11 grand on lotto tickets earlier and she didnt tell me while i was doing mine and getting excited about 9 bucks Please stick it in mee

No.70843

mornin

No.70844

they probably force you to dox yourself for anything over a thousand though and you already have to pay taxes on it id need millions to consider putting a target on my back

No.70845

ill probably win the lotto soon im feelin it

No.70846

hey lets do the christmas

No.70847

>>70842
pekora won 12 grand off pasted titleholder

No.70848

mom won 10k back in the 90s

No.70849

>>70847
flip off tubenorm

No.70850

gaaaaaaaaah

No.70851

powers out

No.70852

gran gave me her dead husbands nice italian $1000 espresso maker so she could buy a nespresso pod machine instead Please stick it in mee gonna be drinking some serious joe from now on

No.70853

>>70848
thats 20k now did she preorder you a wife with those bux

No.70854

uhh no she could sense my volcel even back then

No.70855

>>70852
lucky

No.70856

>>70854
that wasnt her choice to make

No.70857

too tired for that ross again maybe tomorrow

No.70858

youre in for a treat

No.70859

hoo boy

No.70860

storming flippin hard ghoty

No.70861

gonno bury the light

No.70862

i am the norm that is approaching

No.70863

provoking black cels in isolation

No.70864

today pixiv started blocking sexy ladies in my region

No.70865

woke up too early again what the flip this is like 13 hours ive been allowed to snooze in 3 days

No.70866

guess id just be rotting anyway but at least id be well rested

No.70867

hello oater

No.70868

evil grains

No.70869

ate more than the daily recommended amount of sugar and salt in one meal i hope to do it twice more today

No.70870

started using zoomer lingo

No.70871

lets hear it

No.70872


No.70873

no cap on a stack bruh frfr on go

No.70874

pnig would have understood that

No.70875

crying for wamy didnt know covid was that serious

No.70876

got the chinkflu once just felt really tired and couldnt move for 2 days

No.70877

sigh meant to watch something this season my life has been noticeably emptier since i stopped being able to watch

No.70878

im a watcher i watch

No.70879

can be really hard for 40 year old fat hags to get their falsetto anime voice back even once theyre feeling better

No.70880

were gonna have to settle for 40 year old fat hag single mothers at this point sigh

No.70881

watch the maomao show its fun

No.70882

a plumber with kids could be a dream come true for some of my bros Please stick it in mee

No.70883

just pick the fattest hags like omarun they cant be single moms cause theyre too big to safely carry to term

No.70884

still dont understand how theres fat japs with the portions and food they eat

No.70885


No.70886

sister bought me a grande nitro cold brew feeling wired

No.70887

nice bucksis

No.70888

starting to worry heart is racing stomach hurts checked guide said the drink had 280 mg caffeine

No.70889

big bro ordered pizza

No.70890

thats nothing i drink eight cups of joe and feel fine

No.70891

took a biblical neetclog

No.70892

nice

No.70893

cracked a cold one with unc

No.70894

nice crackunc

No.70895

ate the entire bag of chexmix still hungry

No.70896


No.70897

been cracking the last few days while sleep deprived wonder if thats why ive been waking up

No.70898

youre woke

No.70899

wanted to crack tonight but my stomach is upset

No.70900

oatman hit me qith the pasted 28 weeker

No.70901

what did you do this time

No.70902

gonno try cracking

No.70903

might be too tired for that ross again considering there may only be one or two more until 2025 dont want to waste it overtired snackless and crackless

No.70904

always wait for the perfect time to watch a ross no need to rush

No.70905

throwing some breaded meat scsnapings into the toaster oven

No.70906

didnt hear about a new ross

No.70907

we only wake you up for the important meetings

No.70908

love rosss gay dungeon

No.70909

had a big nap hey ghoty

No.70910

hope i can nap for 8 or 15 hours tonight

No.70911

die nappers

No.70912

woke up jidoljod

No.70913

>>70911
wish this had worked now i have to stay up all day on no sleep for the 4th time in a row hoping it wont happen again

No.70914

hi

No.70915

wheres fudtron

No.70916

you know youre a neet when needing to get up before noon two days in a row means youll be sleep deprived and in agony for four

No.70917

30 year old never employed autistic neet gamer i know online came out as trans today

No.70918

are you gonno ask her out

No.70919

what game is he speedrunning first

No.70920


No.70921

why are we immune to the t virus it has claimed all the manbaby japanophiles of our generation but somehow we remain

No.70922

were to ugly

No.70923

youd have to be an actual retard to think adding creepy faguette to your laundry list of negative traits makes sense

No.70924

im tard

No.70925

bhole itchy rn

No.70926

NOThin smarty society favors foids no matter how ugly they are you only stand to gain by blossoming into a beautiful trans woman

No.70927

girls cant do shit other than suck dick

No.70928

woke up and spermed to alice

No.70929

>>70927
language

No.70930

bought a pstriple thanks to pasted chad daddy

No.70931

but it has no games

No.70932

it has def jam brothas and ar tonelico 3

No.70933

gonno shave my legs

No.70934

pics after

No.70935

mom made coffee gonno sip and game

No.70936

guess ill lol for a bit gonno play sexy zoe

No.70937

dad shaved his legs when he got into triathlon

No.70938

what about talladega nights

No.70939

was he aerodadnamic

No.70940

a guy pulled into the driveway in his own car and started getting out had an adrenaline rush thinking id have to act like a man and confront him but it was just a normazon slave

No.70941

listening to some music and max relaxing

No.70942

NOT feeling too good

No.70943

used to watch anime for hours every day and listen to music constantly as i darklurked now i do neither

No.70944

time for you to get started on that backblog

No.70945

a girl at moms work gave her a homemade jar of hot choco mix wonder if she knows whos really drinking it Please stick it in mee

No.70946

she knows and she made it just for you

No.70947

mom brought home ginger snaps from her coworker

No.70948

could go for a ginger snap

No.70949

making some processed chicken sandwiches

No.70950

>>70946
phew should i have her bring the jar back with a magnum condom in it to show her my intentions

No.70951

cleared wily beast and weakest creature on hard

No.70952

still dont understand why japsmut is still censored in this day and age

No.70953

love how jav sites uncensor them with ai and then call them uncensored leaks

No.70954

clothed gravure is better than nude

No.70955


No.70956

pasted dysgenic latvian peasant telling it like it is

No.70967

weighed myself gained 4 lbs during christmas season

No.70968

stopped bothering with all that once i realized i either need to stop cracking or start exercising both are below my interest level probably back up to 210

No.70969

gonno try snooze number 4 hoping this is the one

No.70970

gamed hard

No.70971

same but it pinched

No.70972

tarkov wiped today the new patch is good but everyone is complaining

No.70973

sotos time

No.70974

biological clock is ticking

No.70975

im ovulating

No.70976

never played normkov whats it like

No.70977

you should people and take their equipment and then do it again

No.70978

so its like apex

No.70979

>>70969
woke up after 3 hours for the fifth day in a row took half of one of moms sleeping pills and manually held my eyes shut for 2 hours begging god for it to work wish i could rope rather than have to do this again

No.70980

buy some melatonin

No.70981

not even dignifying that with a response

No.70982

NOTice me senpai

No.70983

sigh ubereats finally caught on to me abusing new account promos and is blocking them

No.70984

>>70979
fire up flux

No.70985

NOT installing software to adjust the color temperature of my rectangle

No.70986

life hates us now

No.70987

regret getting a burg they have zero staying power compared to a nice pad thai

No.70988

>>70985
simply use night light then

No.70989

>>70987
but gook food tastes gross

No.70990

woke up scaping

No.70991

wish i could sleepscape

No.70992

the problem with flux is it only works for darklurking i dont want my video playback messed with

No.70993

use the movie mode

No.70994

dont remember it having that the last time i used it but im assuming it defeats the purpose by turning the yellow off

No.70995

How long is Movie Mode and what does it do?
It's 2½ hours. We designed Movie Mode to preserve sky colors and shadow detail, while still providing a warmer color tone. It's not perfect on either count, but it strikes a balance.

No.70996

sounds stupid

No.70997

ate street food in thailand it was a lot better than american restaurants they used real fish sauce

No.70998

nice ped

No.70999

back from a long hiatus pcauc is still locked up huh

No.71000

Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub
Yan Chenglong crowned ‘Xiangqi King’ but overdid celebrations, as governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads

No.71001

>>70999
die norm

No.71002

did nothing norm while i was away

No.71003

you abandoned me

No.71004

hear they use anal beads to send morse code cheating signals

No.71005

>>71002
what did you do

No.71006


No.71007


No.71008

tubespam

No.71009

mom bought the wrong hotsauce sigh

No.71010

made a sexy maple character

No.71011

pic

No.71012

tell her to get some nice franks red hot buffalo

No.71013

im too old to eat that anymore its like drinking saltwater

No.71014

made my characters butte bigger

No.71015

oh wait you said buffalo that one is vile

No.71016

hungry what should i order with moms credit card

No.71017

get a nice nugget buddy meal from mcds

No.71018

got a nice buy 1 get 1 free mcchicken instead

No.71019

got a bad case of throat inflammation

No.71020

cant believe everything ive ever done in my life has been the wrong choice i literally have not done a single thing right besides never being arrested

No.71021

guess i am just a retard after all thought i was smart but lazy and just pretending

No.71022

was briefly smart until about 3rd grade

No.71023

same

No.71024

listening to some hard preaching

No.71025

sigh where is everyone

No.71026

im chillin

No.71027

rotting and clearing unread bookmarks

No.71028

screenstaring and waiting for new posts

No.71029

ive been eating my normsmas gifts and drinking

No.71030

a tabasco slimjim andy capp fries gummy bears and half a summer snausage with horseradish mustard if youre wondering

No.71031

havent bookmarked in a decade if i cant remember its not worth it

No.71032

bookmark before i read

No.71033

99 percent of my bookmarks are smut

No.71034

napped gonna scape

No.71035

sigh he wouldve loved todays wordle

No.71036

Please stick it in mee

No.71037

wish i was ped

No.71038

its pretty great

No.71039

mom bought juice at the store and all i could think about when i saw it was how it would be the perfect piss bottle its a widemouth and 1l

No.71040

only bottlepiss when theres invaders

No.71041

havent sinkpissed in a while

No.71042


No.71043

3 days till january

No.71044

i have no need for mortal concepts like months or years or male virginity

No.71045

then pay with your blood

No.71046

take it if you want just make sure to return it

No.71047

was reminded of hanamaru youchien and i think it moved

No.71048

they call me mr visceral fat

No.71049

sick piece of crap

No.71050

do you guys ever think about the day you will die and are you mentally prepared for death

No.71051

think about it every day and it terrifies me

No.71052

>>71050
yes and yes but only because i assume ill eventually grow a testicle and be able to get it over with im not prepared for the norms to kill me

No.71053

i am wanna die

No.71054

as long as the beers flowing like wine and i can neet it up im good

No.71055

would rather have the wine flow like beer

No.71056

told mom earlier after she asked me a hypothetical that id just sleep in the garage and let the girl take care of it if i had a kid crying in the middle of the night waking me up good thing im khhv

No.71057

listenin to some nice viking metal

No.71058

i want to face death head on and take my own life

No.71059


No.71060

phew shondo 3d

No.71061

>>71050
i try NOT to think about it

No.71062

im saved

No.71063

keep spamming del to krill meself but it doesnt work

No.71064

>>71050
ya cant wait for my reptiliangf to give me a looshslurp before reincarnating me as a sexy lady in 1200 ad

No.71065

uh 1200 ad youd get married off to lord neetblog and flipsnapspermed in hard

No.71066

phew

No.71067

np

No.71068

fired up the instant normfee too lazy to grind

No.71069

as for me fired up a nice maplegrind just hit 142

No.71070

woke up hey

No.71071

mornin

No.71072

>>71068
thats all i drink

No.71073

taking antibiotics for my throat

No.71074

funny just grinded me own beans for the first time since i got this grinder and expresso machine only ever used pre ground before

No.71075

for me its cafe bustelo

No.71076

norme normelo

No.71077

le norm

No.71078

die norm

No.71079


No.71080

got bored of sod weeks ago

No.71081

sod off

No.71082

blog blog bloggin on heavens door

No.71083

those wacky scientists better find a way for me to increase my lifespan within the next fifty years

No.71084

realistically i have 35 years left tops although gramps made it to 80 living off pizza and cookies and had two or three heart attacks with his first one around my age so maybe ive got another 45 to 50 years left in my sentence

No.71085

>>70320
just got mine two seconds ago Please stick it in mee

No.71086

my blood pressure has always been really low so i should last long probably

No.71087

never got a pet that game flippin pinches

No.71088

nice luckcel

No.71089

while everybody wastes their luck on dumb shite im saving it to win the lotto and guarantee a life of cozy neetdom

No.71090

youd end up like abraham shakespeare

No.71091

when did bun die completely forgot about it

No.71092

not that long ago

No.71093

sigh poor jones

No.71094


No.71095

wasnt i just on it when ota went down and istarted checking every spinoff for survivors or did i dream that

No.71096

not sure i remember going there and it being down

No.71097

>>71060
oooog

No.71098

had a nice pacemumbling daydream about my job as the groundskeeper of a 20 acre $1+ million dollar property where i live in a cabin behind the 2 season main house and dont do shite most weeks but still get paid 40k a year with tax deductible car expenses and have a waitress gf who comes over a few times a week

No.71099

sounds more like a daymare

No.71100

surely you jest

No.71101

uhh its 2023 that kind of property costs 8mil now normal houses are what costs 1mil

No.71102

i dont live in canadia or ausfalia where slit eyed zipperhead cocksuckers have been allowed to own 80 percent of the land

No.71103

mass debating what to watch

No.71104

watch some porn

No.71105

watched enough for ten lifetimes

No.71106

now that was a ross

No.71107

nice latewatch

No.71108

touch my pingas

No.71109


No.71110

why arent you guys posting getting scared

No.71111

its over

No.71112

were so back

No.71113

false alarm oat man was high on italian herbs and spices you can all come back now

No.71114

what happened i was snoozing

No.71115

got banned for 28 weeks woke up unbanned

No.71116

im smarty

No.71117

reminds me of that movie 28 weeks later god what a piece of shite that was

No.71118

never saw that one but i read theyre making 28 years later eventually

No.71119

when my parents die i will have to get a job at the factory i will be a 50 year old new employee

No.71120

you guys arent cut out for a factory job you have to yell over the sound of heavy machinery to communicate and if you dont everyone will resent you

No.71121

the oat man has never banned me NOT even when i used to regularly post spam threads

No.71122

nice teachers pet

No.71123

>>71120
if having to be a yellnorm is the worst thing about it i may have a chance

No.71124

worst thing about it is the repetitive stress injuries and the hearing loss from not wearing osha regulated earpro to fit in with the boys and the myriad lung diseases

No.71125

do you think anyone would hire a 50 year old man with no job experience

No.71126

sigh that was my only backup plan i thought it would just be repetitve but id get to be alone not talk much and everyone would follow the rules

No.71127

i have no backup plan once mom dies im throwing myself off a cliff

No.71128

im not even thinking that far ahead more like what happens if mom cant support me anymore over the next few years

No.71129

mom got papa murphys

No.71130


No.71131

Please stick it in mee

No.71132

woke up

No.71133

noticed today normbox isnt converting webp links to the original format anymore thats how ive been avoiding it

No.71134


No.71139

wonder if stallman wants to get it over with already and die or if he thinks reading articles from the guardian all day is making a difference

No.71140

>>71126
i mena when i worked in the guitar factory nobody complained about me unless i didnt make quota but it was obvious i was a social outcast and my hands were ruined within 6 months had carpal tunnel in me left and trigger finger in me right figured it wasnt worth sticking around til i physically couldnt do the job no more and quit

No.71141

should have scammed them for workmans comp and then gotten fired for not reaching quotas for that sweet unemployment yen

No.71142

in tennessee you dont get shite for shite also didnt want to lose my gamer hands permanently

No.71143

nice cowboy

No.71144

dont know how to have a j the factory in town has a url on a banner in front but ive never looked at it

No.71145

pizzas in the oven ghota i repeat pizza is in the oven

No.71146

flip my arse into pieces
this is my last resort

No.71147

think its a movie night im all out of snacks though

No.71148

gave meself a neetcut gonna get drunk as a skunk

No.71149

pic

No.71150

wonder what was on that guys pizza

No.71151

crazy how much ai has progressed in just a couple of years a while ago itd take hours of training just to make a basic dumb himabot and now i just asked free gpt to write me a program in python and it did it flawlessly with no help and with good annotations before each function Please stick it in mee

No.71152

who cares about that nerd shite

No.71153

i do

No.71154

you shouldnt

No.71155

you cant say that

No.71156

yah gpt owns for smaller functions but when you start trying to integrate functions and work on big projects and imports theres trouble been playing around with llama2 and bard lately as well really like how bard gives sources so i can just go look at what the source was doing on github for ideas

No.71157

got a function for you right here

No.71158

love conjunction junction

No.71159

uhhh burped mom got kfc based

No.71160

sigh he loved kfc and grape drank

No.71161

for that the github copilot has no competitor yet havent messed with bard yet i want to try the new russian mistral 8x7B with vulkan

No.71162

shut up

No.71163

someones grumpy today

No.71164

gaming

No.71165

damn good mumu stream wish i had an edgy grim reaper bf

No.71166

there are only four people in this world ill watch play video games

No.71167

is it ross arnis uli and autumn elegy

No.71168

pretty close

No.71169

did one of them play tetris Please stick it in mee

No.71170

wasnt a movie night i take it back

No.71171

might venture out today and try to find a bottle of peppermint schnapps and some shellfish since im gonno start brushing my teeth and exercising and going to bed early and not jacking and not cracking and not wasting all day in front of the computer posting about how im sooo tard starting monday

No.71172

same

No.71173

my new years resolution is to kill myself

No.71174

this is the year that starts us on the path to it really being the year

No.71175

>>71173
this year 30 years from now whats the difference lets just keep hanging out a bit longer

No.71176

not sure i can tolerate the agony for 30 more years

No.71177


No.71178

lets meet halfway at 15

No.71179

happy 2024 ghosta

No.71180

its still 4:22PM on the 31st here

No.71181

nice maltaguy

No.71182

you guys should come visit malta one day i will show you around

No.71183

heck ya we could ride vespas around

No.71184

used to get worked up about norm years and the start of new months but i havent cared in a while slow and steady wins the race so what if i still have the life experience of a 15 year old

No.71185


No.71186

woke up merry new year ghoty

No.71187

whats so merry about it

No.71188

remembered to say usagi usagi when i woke up this is gonna be my year

No.71189

mornin

No.71190

starving but dinners not done yet

No.71191

dont feel hunger

No.71192

had beef stroganoff

No.71193

started playing granblue versus

No.71194

stream

No.71195

>>71192
same but it was a frozen beef lasagna

No.71196


No.71197

mom wants to watch some dumbass movie guess its time to crack

No.71198

>>71193
are you a nier main

No.71199

no im using katalina

No.71200

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x86HbS4wkaw
get in here Please stick it in mee

No.71201

have to drink the last beers ill ever drink within 100 minutes before my new life starts

No.71202

might jerk it

No.71203

>>71200
stop linking your channel

No.71204

why

No.71205


No.71206

excuse me

No.71207

sitting in the living room on moms notebook with all lights off this is cozy its kinda like one of those asmr videos or whatever

No.71208

ill stop cracking tomorrow watched some fireworks streams with mom and she didnt like the travel bottle of lemon rum i got her so i drank the rest of it on top of the work i did on the 18 pack

No.71209

started ranting about tinyhats and chinks and the movie matchstick men so im off to a good start for a sane and healthy new year

No.71210

damn good movie

No.71211

this year will be different ill become a valuable member of society

No.71212


No.71213

gg allin kinda night

No.71214

think mom is tard accidentally said i couldnt smell the normahol in her lemon rum and coke then drank it for her after having 8 blogs think she really doesnt get it even though shes buying it for me have to start protecting myself before she kills me with kindness

No.71215

wouldnt be able to stand after 8 blogs dont know how the alconorms do it

No.71216

it takes dedication

No.71217

already feel weird after the third i stop at two blogs

No.71218

im always feeling weird

No.71219

might order some wendys tomorrow with moms card

No.71220

thats theft

No.71221

dont ask dont tell

No.71222

its NOT theft if they dont NOTice

No.71223

rolled for koyanskaya but got mordred astraea and marie

No.71224


No.71225

thats not the bookmark i thought it was but the other ones got deleted so thats all ive got

No.71226

sigh atlantic records lps

No.71227

i am a homeless man with a pc and moms house

No.71228

at least youre happy and not a virgin

No.71229

im also a virgin and will die alone in moms house with my pc

No.71230

all the cool kids are doing that now

No.71231

might go to cels anonymous and let the virg hunters have their way with me

No.71232

no you cant theyre gonno defile your sanctity

No.71233

already been doing that by me own hand for a few years or decades

No.71234

been sleepsperming more frequently lately havent jod in 3 months now

No.71235

do you at least have an ecchi yume before you wake up been joing since before i could produce sperms so i dont know what its like

No.71236

mindblowing that there exist on this planet people our age and younger that spent hours cracking and sperming in human females and are just now waking up to a new year

No.71237

the only girl ive ever slept in a bed with was mom until i was 13

No.71238


No.71239

time in as illusion we dont really exist the beginning and the end are the same

No.71240

thats some of the only cope im able to believe but theres still so much time to go im only just old enough to realize the 90s as 20 years ago

No.71241

i wonder what historians 2 millions years from now will do to somehow teach 2million years of history

No.71242

might play some graveyard keeper Please stick it in meehe

No.71243

normyard keeper

No.71244

you cant just call everything norm

No.71245

everynorm

No.71246

played that for a while liked it more than stardew

No.71247

cant believe mickey mouse is public domain now

No.71248

im making my own mickey mouse movie

No.71249

the movie will be about how the holocaust was faked and it will feature mickey mouse

No.71250

nice documentary

No.71251


No.71252


No.71253

looks shite crying for disney

No.71254

old man disney has been dead for 60 years NOThin to cry about

No.71255

mom asked me if i was on bacardi time through the door because i was snoozing all day

No.71256

stairs

No.71257

dont have stairs

No.71258

ate shrimp

No.71259

forgot to turn off the vpn i use for bp before firing up granblue and played a match online with 368 ping Please stick it in mee

No.71260

pasted lagswitcher

No.71261

bored and wishing i had a pizza

No.71262

guess ill try to make one out of a tortilla and cheddar

No.71263

they fell apart because the pan wasnt hot enough and when i came back my browser had crashed

No.71264

owned

No.71265

threw a sagna in the oven

No.71266

love when mom makes me a nice tortilla pizza

No.71267

made the taco bell pizza if im breaking nosnack i might as well break nocrack too and watch a movie

No.71268

break nojack too

No.71269

thats the one im hoping to be able to hold out on but im guessing edging counts so i already did

No.71270

pulled a hat trick meself 2024 still got the prostate of a lad

No.71271

saving my first jack for something special Please stick it in mee

No.71272


No.71273

youre supposed to click on the tubie and gaming links that i keep filling the hima youtube recs with not the coding and business insider ones

No.71274


No.71275

oooog

No.71276

need some of those chovies stat

No.71277

the chovinist

No.71278

need to be decapitated salted and left in a barrel to ferment

No.71279


No.71280


No.71281

how 20,000 lbs of neetblogs spend 3 years transforming into expensive neet sauce

No.71282

got 44 interludes and 29 rank up quests left to do

No.71283

rolled 2 yamato takerus in 1 10 roll gonno pirate samurai remnant to figure this shite out now

No.71284

got a bottle of colatura di alici once its alright NOT 70 bucks alright but alright

No.71285

in english norms

No.71286

its stinky fish sauce

No.71287

whats the point of anchovy sauce when you can just eat real anchovy instead

No.71288

cant stand those japs adding irrelevant minor japanese history characters and trying to pretend theyre a big deal its too pathetic to watch

No.71289

nenes really bad at pretending to be a gorilla

No.71290

still hard to believe that p is in some federal prison feels like its all a bad joke america is a fascist state

No.71291

as my good friend naruto would say believe it

No.71292

we need to lower the age of consent to prevent this from happening again

No.71294

still unsure what the flip went wrong with his defense and what was found that he managed to get 12 years for attempted crime

No.71295

he had child pronography on his computer and 10 years is the mandatory minimum sentence for that in arizona

No.71296

whats his plan for when he gets out i wonder

No.71297

probably grabbing some taco bell and watching the newest linus vid

No.71298

uhh he has the wrong sequence of 0s and 1s in his possession better destroy his life haha

No.71299

hes gonno have 12 years of linus vids to catch up on

No.71300

crazy how little things have changed phones are p much the same vr goggles are the same as the first oculus rift ryzen 7000 is not that much better than 2000 its all the same shite

No.71301

llms and vtubers and drone automation improved quite a bit

No.71302

when he gets out we will have sexy lady ai robots so he wont need cp anymore

No.71303

mom made me throw away my wreath because its a fire hazard

No.71304

stairs

No.71305

snap

No.71306

sexy lady robots are like eating lab grown meat not interested

No.71307

what about sexy ladies made from lab grown meat

No.71308

that i could get behind if you catch my drift Please stick it in mee

No.71309

if you snap them too hard they might fall apart though

No.71310

sigh ordered nachos and it was 80% lettuce got robbed blind

No.71311

cant eat lettuce

No.71312

the carnivore

No.71313

ayo wassup cuh

No.71314

aris said he hates ayo

No.71315

mom showed me an eating challenge vid and asked if i know the guy

No.71316

did you

No.71317

nah

No.71318

having some dogs for dinner so far in 2024 i havent gotten out of bed before 5pm

No.71319

doctor told me the most important thing is to eat a consistent diet but cant stop skipping meals

No.71320

rained all day now theres rainbow

No.71321

uh rained its like -15c

No.71322

got a headache

No.71323

moms been stinkshaming me the last few days thought i fooled her by putting on all new clothes but she started up again

No.71324


No.71325

wish i wasnt mentally eel

No.71326

mom wants to watch some movie called arrival just rambled to her about aliens a few days ago

No.71327

the aliens in that movie are cool but the plot is stupid

No.71328

Mickey Mouse Game Changes Name After Antisemitic Accusations
Infestation 88 will now be called Infestation: Origins

No.71329

they doth protest too much after reading antisemitic i assumed they were complaining about the word infestation because its too on the nose

No.71330

>>71326
watched that with mom a few months ago its alright

No.71331

big ol pot o currys simmerin

No.71332

mom bought a packet of curry something but its the dothead kind not the nipponese

No.71333

sos mine

No.71334

youre not gonno be able to get into a normime watching mood like that

No.71335

guess ill watch some snap javs

No.71336

might fire up a nice bmjf jav meself

No.71337

find asian women revolting

No.71338

didnt ask

No.71339

woke up need to pisssSsSsssSs

No.71340

>>71337
not the plumbers though right

No.71341

ya only find whites and buddies attractive

No.71342

sigh on me last carton of pineapple juice

No.71343

bored

No.71344

does it really make your sperm taste sweet

No.71345

finished the movie it sucked shite why would the chinks tard out and start taking potshots at the ufo that wasnt even attacking them just because of a potential translation error and risk total human genocide also the aliens were just big squids

No.71346

feastin on the curry

No.71347

sounds just like a chink

No.71348

shouldve watched contact instead

No.71349

guess ill shower

No.71350

might try out crusader kings 2 tomorrow ive tried and failed to play other paradox games

No.71351

got 1800 hours in ck2 its shite

No.71352

prefer eu4

No.71353

dont get the appeal

No.71354

eu4 pinches eu3 now that was a game

No.71355

tried eu1 and was too tard i figured ck2 would be easier because youre not playing a country youre playing a guy

No.71356


No.71357

impossible to explain the appeal of pdx gs games because the only good ones were made between 2007 and 2012 and they werent actually good they were just promising but then they started making shite for babes so it was all pointless

No.71358

think someone knocked on my window

No.71359

it was me

No.71360

think im gonno skim through nes and snes games for inspiration for my game

No.71361

snoozin

No.71362

make a nice actraiser ripoff

No.71363

made a game meself a few years ago and made half a million

No.71364

>>71362
not a bad idea

No.71365

link

No.71366

>>71363
fire up the himapartment with that cash

No.71367


No.71368


No.71369

who the flip cares

No.71370

who asked rudeguy

No.71371

flip off

No.71372

flipping flippers

No.71373

flipnorm hours

No.71374

bleeding

No.71375

'avin me period

No.71377

woke up early at noon and cleaned up a dozen or two cans o piss

No.71378

pasted canpisser

No.71379

woke from me slumber kitty wants food

No.71380

gonno goon

No.71381

might call it a day and slumber

No.71382

its 3pm

No.71384

had to make more cawfee didnt want to fall asleep before dinner

No.71385

its general tsos night

No.71386

wouldnt mind some chinee food its sloppy joes here

No.71387

website said to give 25 mins advance for order so did that and then they messaged me 7 minutes later saying my order is ready so its been sitting cooling off for 18 minutes

No.71388


No.71389


No.71390

gth chromenorm chopsticknorm darknorm touhounorm

No.71391

id like to put my dark chopstick into a touhous chrome hell if you catch my drift

No.71392

fraid i dont

No.71393

>>71389
flip you cordtween

No.71394

head hurts

No.71396

mom said i have a dentist appointment tomorrow hopefully its a lie and shes having me put down

No.71397

tried making another pizza out of hotdog buns and ketchup im going through withdrawals

No.71398

nice food hacker

No.71399

it was pretty good

No.71400

feeling the nonspecific dysphoria

No.71401

mom keeps falling for the organic meme

No.71402


No.71403


No.71404

the 21st century schizoid neet

No.71405

>>71401
they cant help themselves women are responsible for like 80 percent of consumer spending theyve been tricked

No.71406

god banned on the 4 for having a racist outburst sigh

No.71407

didnt know pasted sv3rige tried to kill his gf and fled to asia

No.71408

need to get a new keyboard with an ai key

No.71409

flip ainorms im never using that demonic nonsense ai is satanic

No.71410

receptionist at the dentists office was cute sigh wish i could have looked at her some more but she was too short behind the desk for me to see from my seat

No.71411

you shouldve walked up to the desk and rizzed her up

No.71412

whatever that is i dont have it when i tried making small talk and said id need a card because i cant remember appointments she said ya it can be tough to remember and that was it

No.71413

why didnt you just flip her over the desk and snap her

No.71414

die snapcel

No.71415

ended up blogless again

No.71416

sigh im almost 30 and i still have less life experience than a 16 year old

No.71417

the current 16 year olds are more like 12 year olds so youve still got them beat

No.71418


No.71419

mom made muffins

No.71420

i love muffins

No.71421

woke up hey ghoty

No.71422

flip off

No.71423

gonno have to take apart that controller soon now its sticking and randomly swapping x and o id buy a new one but ive heard dualshock 3s are bootlegged on ebay

No.71424

get a nice dualsense

No.71425

flipping flip

No.71426

spending 60 on a controller was insane enough ill never spend 70

No.71427

would buy a nice dualsense edge if the extra buttons worked on pc

No.71428

looks disgusting to hold i dont want any buttons that didnt exist 20 years ago

No.71429

buttonnorms i use wheels only

No.71430

the Driver

No.71431


No.71432

tuberoast dont click

No.71433

flipping roastie

No.71434

been thinkin about snap pretty much all day every day for the past few weeks

No.71435

its good to have a hobby

No.71436

dont really want to put the sticks back in this controller but i dont know if ill strip the screws next time i open it

No.71437

gonna strip and screw you if youre not careful

No.71438

never mind i took em out for a reason theyre staying out ill put them back if i get a snes styled chinkpad

No.71458

guess ill watch some vids

No.71459

bank keeps begging me to get a credit card NOT falling for those friendish tricks

No.71460

uhh how are you going to build up a good credit rating for when you buy your first house

No.71461

>>71459
just max it out buy some fun stuff and say you lost it when they come to repossess

No.71462

whats the point no one can afford a house nowadays

No.71463

ya they can especially anyone that works over the internet

No.71464

dont work period

No.71465

what the flip

No.71466


No.71467

uhh are you joking how can somebody just not work

No.71468

i didnt ask to be born and i certainly will not slave away to keep myself alive

No.71469

flipping slave get your ass back here

No.71470

crying for pomu

No.71471

why

No.71472

shes graduating

No.71473

crying what happened

No.71474

finally another dead tuberoast

No.71475

even worse shell move to vslutjo and make more money while making even worse content

No.71476

finna slutjo

No.71477


No.71478

phew ate a ton

No.71479

eatin a 'za

No.71480

ate the 'za

No.71481

gonno have a nap after eating that 'za

No.71482

phew woke up from the nap after eating the 'za

No.71483

groan the sc2norm scared everyone away

No.71484

thinkin' 'bout that 'za

No.71485

wonder if the sc2 teen is the same tubie norm

No.71486

no im maltaguy im just bored sorry

No.71487

>>71485
nah thats me

No.71488

im the other tubenorm and im 2huteen and questionmark guy and lives with big bro codecel guy

No.71489

i hate you and doubly so for revealing that

No.71490

sighing hard you cant flipping say things like that here big bro guy was like 1/6th of the personas its not like were getting any new ones

No.71491

im heading to bed ill talk to you guys tomorrow goodnight

No.71492

mom made dogs n taters gonno feast

No.71493

mom said she wanted to get part time you know whats together at home depot or the grocery store or some place like that might as well just send me back to middle school

No.71494

13 dollars for just a burrito that used to be the price of a full meal including chips and drink

No.71495

thats the minimum wage in probably 35 states

No.71496

need to somehow make 400 bucks a month without working

No.71497

uncle remus

No.71498

move to a nordic country

No.71499

convince mom to start an onlyfans account and split the profits with you for managing it

No.71500

sigh if only i had done the remus method 15 years ago could have been living it up the whole time

No.71501

>>71498
it wouldnt work im too pale and nonviolent

No.71502

i dont know how stocks work but cant you just buy some and live off them if theyre just supplemental income for norms cant they be enough for a neet

No.71503


No.71504

sigh he loved aggravatedly kidnapping sexy ladies

No.71505

never understood how its even possible to do that i can understand fritzl because he spent money on constructing a bunker but are you telling me in 5 years you cant find a way out of an american house made out of particleboard and drywall

No.71506

think its a movie night gonno shuffle

No.71507

didnt get what i wanted on the first one but its only 76 minutes so it may be a double feature

No.71508

what are ye watchin

No.71509

>>71503
smartylaughing

No.71510

chopping mall and if i dont shuffle again wicker man 2006

No.71511

stream

No.71512

>>71509
theres nothing funny about that crime

No.71513

>>71510
flush that shite and watch wicker man 1973

No.71514

bought a safety razor

No.71515

>>71505
she was a homeless crackho NOT like she had anywhere to go

No.71516

wish i had a crackhead garage sugarmommy

No.71517

>>71513
nah it was a good one and ive seent it multiple times if i watch the remake i can clear 8gb

No.71518

its cagekino

No.71519

deleted it without watching because of that teenword

No.71520

nothin teen it says its kino on the official poster https://files.catbox.moe/vwnslj.jpg

No.71521

its friend propaganda to demonize pagan customs

No.71522

thought cage was a pastabuddy not a friend

No.71523

sigh pastabuddy

No.71524

>>71520
Please stick it in mee

No.71525

gonno watch old ross been long enough my brains forgotten most of it

No.71526

nice grainbrain

No.71527

still havent watched most of the old rosses

No.71528

had a dream about being a highschool chad

No.71529

>>71527
theyve aged like boxed wine

No.71530

didnt know boxed wine aged well

No.71531

theres only 3 posters here

No.71532

dont know if it does or not but its always enjoyable

No.71533

saw a face tattooed white trash single mother earlier in the store and got blocked by her cart full of shite and her homo kid more than once i can only hope he ends up a school shooter but hes probably too low iq

No.71534

im too high iq to ever work

No.71535

same i dont make the rules i just enjoy them

No.71536

>>71521
you havent seen the movie theyre larpers

No.71537

im neetlarper

No.71538

same but a neet larper

No.71539

what do you larp as

No.71540

a human bean

No.71541

im the loathsome neetblog

No.71542

NOThin loathsome

No.71543


No.71544


No.71545

flippin hate norms

No.71546

flippin love norms

No.71547

die normlover

No.71548

thrive normlover

No.71549

im going to snap every norm

No.71550

cummed blood again

No.71551

the bloodspermer

No.71552

cummed sperm again

No.71553

im going to congratulate every norm

No.71554

sister told me to go to the emergency room but cant stop gaming

No.71555

game on brother

No.71556

gamers are faggots

No.71557

im not a faggot

No.71558

i am but not in the cool way

No.71559

there is no cool way to be a faggot

No.71560

i mena cool

No.71561

imagine being straight I am an incomparable homo

No.71562

I am an incomparable homo

No.71563

Please stick it in mee

No.71564

mom made me throw out the normsmas tree thats enough exercise for the day gonno nap

No.71565

flip normsmas

No.71566

die grinch

No.71567

im going to hug every norm

No.71568

valentines soon

No.71569

flip valentines

No.71570

gonno flip on valentines

No.71571

tonight is kung pao chicken night

No.71572

same but chicken soup

No.71573

maybe the cupid will give me a sexy lady slurpslave for valentines

No.71574

had a dream i was naked and jerkin it in public

No.71575

that wasnt a dream

No.71576

cant remember the last time i watched porn or jod i dont know why i have no interest in joing anymore

No.71577

youve ascended

No.71578

dont watch porn but jo 4 times a day

No.71579

watch porn but dont jo

No.71580

deliberately or

No.71581


No.71582

gamed hard beat furi and crosscode

No.71583

yiff in hell norm

No.71584

i love yiff

No.71585

great now you can stream them

No.71586

made taters and onion

No.71587

phew those were good i figured out the secret youre supposed to microwave the taters first

No.71588


No.71589

die

No.71590

>>71514
phew this is a lot better than teenshaving chin feels smooth like a babys butt

No.71591


No.71592

never use mine its too much work

No.71593

i have only ever used a safety razor you have to shave frequently with them so it doesnt become too much work

No.71594


No.71595


No.71596

memechi

No.71597

gooning

No.71598

pasted gooner

No.71599

cant have a nice longjo for a few days because my biannual pubetrim turned into a pubeshave and the joburn would rip the skin

No.71600

never had that problem

No.71601

love trimming my pubes for the gf

No.71602

have my gf do it for me cant do the bhole area meself

No.71603

got a 28 week autojan last night and was too lazy to post didnt do anything interesting except shovel the driveway now im gonno game

No.71604

you seein this oatman

No.71605

i hope he is so he can reverse it

No.71606

otaman banned me

No.71607

sigh think he banned everyone

No.71608

https://files.catbox.moe/f7yx2q.mp4 gonno suicide by autocop

No.71609

never been banned by the oatman he respects me too much

No.71610

watched the ending of once upon a time in hollywood with mom never saw the whole movie only the last 70 minutes or so for whats now the second time

No.71611

uhh why would you start at the end

No.71612

she watched it by herself and the other time i saw it was on a cable movie channel and i tuned in after it started

No.71613

nice mom watching kino alone

No.71614

should have gotten a frozen pizza sigh i didnt know if mom had enough money and i had already put a 10 dollar ham in the car

No.71615

nice hamneet

No.71616

not sure if i should shuffle again or download something now that ive got space

No.71617

shuffle it

No.71618

nah i already did before that post and i cheated by rolling again because i didnt want to watch what it gave me might as well just manually pick something now

No.71619

ham pinches you shouldve gotten that nice pizza instead

No.71620


No.71621

vfoids dont click

No.71622

who are we rooting for

No.71623

think if i ever have the chance to raise a pig for meat when its time ill feed it a cake laced with sedatives and then shoot it so it just goes to sleep enjoying itself like id want someone to do for me

No.71624


No.71625

gyuunyuu piggu go homeu

No.71626

rooting for ao kun shes tard

No.71627

guess ill snooze hope i didnt herniate another disc shoveling

No.71628

crying for sui

No.71629

im being raised for meat by mom

No.71630


No.71631

hit my head on the desk feeling naseous

No.71632

nice headbanger

No.71633

woke up
took a piss out my window
walked around naked in my backyard
now squirting brown mustard all over my erect penis

No.71634

saw a sign on the internet now i know someones watching me or gods messing with me

No.71635

sign or sign

No.71636

watched a 2 hour vid about how chaos head is a masterpiece

No.71637

so flipping sore i cant move

No.71638

>>71631
that made me hit the desk

No.71639


No.71640

having a gf is such a wild impossibility i basically shouldnt ever need to think about it again and yet i still do sometimes sigh

No.71641

whenever i manage to completely forget about gfs my brain reminds me with a nice gf dream

No.71642

hate that bastard hes always screwing me over

No.71643

had a chance to go get a pizza and i didnt take it because there were no coupons

No.71644

to proud too use coupons

No.71645

luckily mom isnt

No.71646

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.71647

need a nice dickpic

No.71648

happened to find out theres a 40 percent rebate if you spend 25 big ones on digiorno and a 50 percent if you spend 40 the sad thing is thats now only like 7 pizzas at the most

No.71649

shoveled

No.71650

you may be recovering for a while

No.71651

went to the store for more booze saw some nice stuff

No.71652

die sicko

No.71653

you can look but you cant touch Please stick it in mee

No.71654

nothin wrong with lookin at some nice stuff

No.71655

im aging in dog years

No.71656

its a doggy dog world

No.71657


No.71658

if id been born in the taliban things would have been different

No.71659

life for average taliban soldier now is better than life of average american

No.71660

get upset frequently about living in america things could be a lot worse but i still wish i lived in pasted finland or estonia or denmark or the netherlands or belgium wish to live the european lifestyle in a nice walkable city and NOT have to Drive everywhere

No.71661

its NOT that great

No.71662

would love to walk to the local shops and buy a blog

No.71663


No.71664

life for average american now is better than life of taliban soldier

No.71665

how so

No.71666

because americans not fucking their camels and blowing themselves up

No.71667

no need to blow themselves up now that the invaders are gone

No.71668

wish we had nice european supermarkets like jumbo and albert heijn here instead we have abominations like kroger and meijer

No.71669

yeah leave the camel fuckers alone

No.71670

shoveled again

No.71671

read that the towelheads are depressed because now that they control the country they have to sit in traffic to go to the ol 9 to 5 and do paperwork at a desk instead of neeting it up with their bros out in the desert and blowing themselves up

No.71672


No.71673

love meijer you can just walk in and buy a shotgun

No.71674

wish i had a shotgun and could open carry it at all times like the good old days when everyone was more civil

No.71675

whatd you do with it

No.71676

wish duels were still legal

No.71677

same but only if there were dedicated pvp zones

No.71678

was told i was the best war in the server when dueling

No.71679


No.71680

thats why my mind went right to pvp zones

No.71681

moms talking about hollow moon and sunsuckers sigh shouldnt have told her about the tic tac shes already going schizo

No.71682

woke up hey ghoty

No.71683

what does she think of the sewer friends

No.71684

thats just their foreskin smuggling operation

No.71685

the what skin

No.71686

why would they need to smuggle them its completely normalized and expected

No.71687

bored wonder if that guys still gaming jrpgs on his big flatscreen

No.71688

might have to boot up a nice ps2 jrpg myself

No.71689

was a few hours into dragon quest viii on ps2 just the other 3 years ago

No.71690

made taters and onions and penos filled a whole plate for probably 70 cents

No.71691

cant believe shoenice is still alive

No.71692

wish i was as pasted as shoenice

No.71693

late 50s to early 60s is when you die from living like he does hes only got 6 or 7 years left

No.71694

getting scared

No.71695


No.71696

pasted senchou

No.71697

sigh guess ill hagjo

No.71698

for me its jidoljo

No.71699

soyfaced at the new league cinematic

No.71700

>>71698
die sicko

No.71701

whats wrong with japanese idols

No.71702

snoozed hard gonno make tacos for what mom thinks is my dinner but is actually my breakfast Please stick it in mee

No.71704

had tortillas today Please stick it in mee

No.71705

hiya oater

No.71706

had to throw out a mouse it got double owned and got hit with two traps thats gotta hurt Please stick it in mee

No.71707

crying for the mouser

No.71708

woke up mornin ghoty

No.71709

feasted hard on soured cream beef rice and cheese

No.71710

hb

No.71711

youtube recommended me a live stream of a vtuber with 6 viewers

No.71712

sigh cham

No.71713

bored

No.71714

nice to meet you bored im gaming

No.71715

pissed hard out me arse its gonno be a shower night

No.71716

tricracked

No.71717

might go to the hospital might NOT

No.71718

whats the problem

No.71719

stabbing pain in left side of chest

No.71720


No.71721

take some aspirin and tell mom

No.71722

>>71711
hope it was pasted yuno or cham

No.71723

it was an american girl and she barely spoke first thing heard on stream was her male friends

No.71724

might shuffle again

No.71725

watched a movie about the essex with mom that whale owned them hard

No.71726

dont think i have that one

No.71727

wonder if that guy killed himself

No.71728

hope not you guys are my oldest friends at this point

No.71729

that guy as you so callously call him has been around since truhima

No.71730

too late to shuffle i cheated anyway so ill try again tomorrow

No.71731

trying to work out the logistics of that pizza thing to make them as cheap as possible

No.71732


No.71733


No.71734

im one of those people that was tard before cracking and im still tard now im just more likely to die

No.71735

guess ill snooze

No.71736


No.71738

banned

No.71739

stop spamming links

No.71740

holy flip im not banned anymore Please stick it in mee been posting on nen for a while now

No.71741

do you think nennorms call us otafriends to steam us or

No.71742

or what
sippin my coffee

No.71743

you know

No.71744

its not the season anymore so i think we should move into a new thread

No.71746

gonno install koikatsu never played it only used mmd to make smut

No.71747

having trouble breathing

No.71748

>>71740
uhh surely you can find a way aroudn the ban

No.71749

too much work my static ip got banned the first vpn i tried got instantly banned right after the first post

No.71750

what do you keep doing

No.71751

its random its happened after 4 posts its happened after posting links its happened after dozens of posts over days

No.71752

just email the oatman

No.71753

just get another VPN

No.71754

sent email once to himako and she never responded

No.71755

>>71752
im too avoidant to talk to him directly

No.71756

havent logged in to my animebytes account in like 6 and a half years now because i dont know what to say in a one on one irc conversation anymore

No.71757

sigh wish i could watch like i used to

No.71758

>>71750
nothing i have never posted a youtube link or anything just posting like this normally

No.71759

gonno make another taco with the leftovers

No.71760

is it spicy

No.71762

ya

No.71763

think ill have another

No.71765


No.71766

maybe ill game for a bit only have one blog

No.71767

cracked now i snooze

No.71768

you cant just snooze the nights young

No.71769

guess ill snooze

No.71770

pasted irys sleeping her way to the top with music producer twice her age

No.71771

wich 2bie wud u fuq

No.71772

love a nice plumper like porka

No.71773

what the flip nazuna is mikeneko

No.71774

that crazy bitch already axed that identity too and then she just made her new model identical to rushia and her boyfriend is trooning the flip out

No.71775

you teens need a job

No.71776

just talked back to a yurocuck patrol cop imagine doing that in the states

No.71777


No.71778

woke up back is sore making my cawfee

No.71779

finally hooked up the bloodborne machine played bloodborne its even better than i remembered

No.71780

might fire up gravity daze 2 later

No.71781

never played the ds1 dlc never played ds2 never played the bloodnorme dlc never played ds3 never played sekiro never played elden ring

No.71782

heard theres cfw now but im to smart to set it up and i dont know about any other exclusives for it

No.71783

>>71781
youre missing out

No.71784

i missed out on everything thats nothing new but it has been a few years since my last darkie playthrough maybe ill fire up artorias

No.71785

used to have a backup save just to fight artorias Please stick it in mee

No.71786


No.71787

phew

No.71788

making ham soup

No.71789

my lawyers name is sam houp

No.71790

doesnt sound friendish hope you never need him to get you off the hook for some crime

No.71791

woke up gonna scape all damn day yet again

No.71792

owned artorias on the first time dont get what all the hubbubs about now manus theres a fight for the ages

No.71793

dont think ive ever owned anything on the first try

No.71794

what about demon firesage

No.71795

nah not that i remember

No.71796

shoveled wore the ski mask i found in my closet the other day need some malt liquor to crack open

No.71797

think i beat that darkie 3 nameless king first try but that was ngplus

No.71798

always wanted a ski mask

No.71799

never seen snow sigh

No.71800

quit ds3 on the prince fight it just wasnt fun

No.71801

only finished darkie 1 and sekiro the rest can suck my balls

No.71802

norme is good

No.71803

dont have a normstation

No.71804

sekiro is the best one anyways

No.71805

sequeero

No.71806

take it back

No.71807

never played nioh after the alpha when they flipped it up and made it easier for non nolifers

No.71808

never played any of these games just vicariously by watching dsp play them

No.71809

wish i was as pasted as dsp

No.71810

ross is the only former machinima partner im jealous of

No.71811

earlycracked

No.71812

>>71810
you mean envious

No.71813

ban this norm oatman

No.71814

>>71812
thats what i typed first but i dumbed down

No.71815

die smartnorms

No.71816

NOThin smart

No.71817

the road to the store i go to with mom has been flooded for a few days or id have a stuffed crust supreme for tonight

No.71818


No.71819

the dadrocker

No.71820

the wines calling to me might nap to escape it

No.71821

NOThin dadrock im not young enough to have a dad that listened to metallica

No.71822


No.71823


No.71824

not gonno cheat the shuffle tonight im watching

No.71825

might make some snausages and fire up that moviefilm

No.71826

downloaded magic arena today built a deck went to rank got goldfished on turn 4 by a soldier deck queued again only drew 2 lands on my deck that doesnt have anything that costs more than 3 instantly uninstalled

No.71827

had some steambros who thought fallout new vegas was gay that started playing magic planeswalkers all day back then

No.71828

was more of a star wars tcg guy playing alone and creating fake games against myself in my room because unc gave me 10 pounds cards

No.71829

too smarty for card games

No.71830

same thats why i never read the rules

No.71831


No.71835

got some refried beans from yesterday gonno make another taco

No.71836

>>71826
nice mmy gfa

No.71837

im what the kids are calling crunk

No.71838

fell victim to the wine ill be there with you soon

No.71839

started too early gomenasigh

No.71840

>>71826
forget kiketg and fire up legends of runeterra

No.71841

mom was watching a show about indians making gloves out of leaves with bullet ants in them and diving off of platforms into the ground and breaking their bones said it was retarded in an autistic tone and annoyed her

No.71842

>>71841
was it from pbs mom was watching that one too

No.71843

probably think it was an epic top 10 rituals episode

No.71844

have to snooze

No.71845

dont you dare

No.71846

>>71841
watched that with mom earlier

No.71847

was watching that alone earlier and mom came in and started making fun of the natives

No.71851


No.71852

Hanging out with the himaroaches to avoid the gnrats.

No.71853


No.71854

arknorms

No.71855


No.71856

chinese takeout was 20 minutes late so the woman offered me a free coke or sprite picked the sprite

No.71857

nice sugarwater

No.71858

>>71845
had to i was too white girl wasted to even finish the movie i started

No.71859

nice tardmom bought an appliance and didnt take all of the styrofoam out before using it hope inhaling styrofoam fumes for hours is healthy

No.71860

wait did i flipping duplicate the thread when i tried to bump it

No.71861

im a flippin smarty

No.71862


No.71863


No.71864

tired of having to use vpn to post links

No.71865

pasted nene waking up at 6am to go talk to people at an atlanta anime convention

No.71866

larped as a man Drove mom to a gas station to put air in her tires started shaking from my neetmuscles being activated too long as i crouched

No.71867


No.71868

ya it was pretty much like that except i have a blog gut the size of a watermelon

No.71869

foids love a nice dadbod

No.71870

got a bag of bbbq chips

No.71871

whats the extra b for

No.71872

blog

No.71873

>>71871
byobb

No.71874

stopped the mkv for one shot of a certain chinese shab

No.71875

pic

No.71876

had my most productive day in months and every task was something norms just do all day every day their entire lives

No.71877

feeling a weird sense of despair

No.71878

same but im gonno open a can of feel good juice and cure it

No.71879

guess ill play some genfanad and train woodcutting

No.71880

hungry

No.71881

genfanad what the flip

No.71882

made my chos too spicy ive got a hole in me guts

No.71883

somehow never turned into a stickman like that gook after sitting all day for a decade was able to go from 10 pussy knee pushups to 18 real ones in a few months after leveling str with a noob routine but still have neetgut

No.71884

im big im strong

No.71885

pic

No.71886

sick of the toxic masculinity on ghostie

No.71887

was able to do the most pushups out of anyone in my gym class one year during the pushup test when i was teen and it didnt result in any vaginatouching i was robbed

No.71888

i miss mom

No.71889

sigh gomen

No.71890

moms crying for palestine

No.71891

had to get real with mom earlier and ranted for a while i cant even blame the friends anymore because it was white people that listened to them for whatever reason

No.71892

have to start watching normime again soon or im a goner

No.71893

im gooner

No.71894

fire up frieren

No.71895

im late to the party now the kids are all over it its like that kon for 12 year olds from a year or two ago

No.71896

uh why do you care do you hang out with norms or something

No.71897

i moonlight as a /soc/ camboy

No.71898

watchin alita battle angel (2019)

No.71899

is it any good

No.71900

its NOT bad

No.71901

had a very nice dream

No.71903

virus

No.71904

https://files.catbox.moe/dfu3jo.jpeg did not realize catbox auto dls jfifs instead of opening it in browser

No.71905

pasted shondo has a nice stream title today Please stick it in mee

No.71906


No.71907

its a beautiful day outside kitty is snoozing next to me im sipping my coffee everythings great

No.71908

actually everything sucks the big one

No.71909

got a big one for you to suck right here

No.71910

thanks but im preoccupied

No.71911

i think i got gangrene in my feet this is the end for me

No.71912

how

No.71913

they call him neetblog greenfoot

No.71914

woke up mornin gonna make some joe and pat kitty life is great

No.71915

rub that kitty

No.71916

any good agpdq games coming up

No.71917

forgot about gdq Please stick it in mee thanks for the reminder

No.71918

subbed to a new darkie spedrunner guy a while ago clicked a recent video and he was talking in falsetto unsubbed

No.71919

only watch darkie challenge runs anymore

No.71920

cringing already

No.71921

its stormin

No.71922

sighing up a storm

No.71923

went and got a big box of wine gonna watch gdq and get drunk as a skunk

No.71927

was 50 degress a couple days ago now its 19 and snowing

No.71928

sigh never seen snow whats it like

No.71929

nice troonrun

No.71930

only have two blogs and its not snowing what a rip

No.71931

mom called me autistic

No.71932

are you

No.71933

arent we all

No.71934

i wasnt that lucky or else id be making 300k starting to do 20 minutes of programming from my bed like everyone else on imageboards

No.71935

>>71928
in the north its soft and fluffy at first but by february its all dirty grey mounds on the sides of the road
round here its rough like freezerburn and melts away quickly

No.71936

bury me in that field at the end of fargo

No.71937

the movie or the show

No.71938

weve been over this theres only one

No.71939

watched the bob lazar documentary with mom

No.71940

yeah the movie pinches

No.71941

nah im not sick of it yet

No.71942

i belong in a simpler time too bad the amish dont accept recruits

No.71943

simply live like the north pond hermit but dont get caught

No.71944

he was the last one who could have made it

No.71945

sperm attempt of the day number two

No.71946

nice transpride

No.71947

scared to post anything

No.71948

that's because you're a bitch

No.71949

https://files.catbox.moe/4cnhqx.jpg hate when the norms appropriate our culture

No.71950

the norms are pasted

No.71951

'ate norms

No.71952

cashier girl smiled at me and said awesome possum

No.71953

chadban

No.71954

cashier girl smiled at me and turned around bended over and farted in my direction

No.71955

already sighing havent even been conscious an hour

No.71956

consciousness is agonizing yet too afraid to end it i am living in a prison

No.71957

if my consciousness was just remotely controlling this body from another reality like a video game it would be fine

No.71958

the neet man will inherit the earth

No.71959

dont want it

No.71960

i am only here to watch and game and crack

No.71961

mr game and watch and crack

No.71962

top kek

No.71963

and im all out of gum

No.71964

I'm only here to squirt out some nice turds

No.71965

post the fuhlippin duegdog

No.71966

threw a beef pot pie in the oven

No.71967

bought some of those meme fire noodles they were too spicey

No.71968

they only make it like that because they cant afford more than 3 a week so they dont want to be able to eat it fast

No.71969


No.71970

mom made banana zucchini chocolate chip muffins for dessert

No.71971


No.71972

had too much pot pie gonno splode

No.71973

went back for more of those noodles now im crying Please stick it in mee cant help myself

No.71974

snacked on scalpchunks a little bloody but nice n crunchy

No.71975

only have crumbs no chunks

No.71976

wonder what goes through the cute skinny black haired teengirl cashiers head when she sees some 30 year old manbaby going through the checkout with his mommy

No.71977

that hes good looking and would be a good father because hes altruistic and helping the elderly i hope

No.71978

only like blondes

No.71979

like em all but they dont like me Please stick it in mee

No.71980

just realized pomu was 16 in her 4chan nudes

No.71981

cracked the time for a pizza will soon be at hand i can feel it

No.71982

still unclear if im gonno get 4 of the most expensive ones 6 of the regular or some combination of the most expensive and least expensive

No.71983

been cracking all night just looked out of my open window because some clown set their car alarm off and it snowed

No.71984

im calling it at an inch but i have a womans perception of weights and measures because ive never had a job

No.71985

mentally preparing myself for when mom becomes elderly and i will to start being responsible for the first time in my life

No.71986

cant believe shizurin restarted her bg3 playthrough

No.71987

moms about to retire

No.71988

nice neetmom

No.71989

pasted billy won

No.71990

'ate norms

No.71991

wouldnt mind eating some norm kitty

No.71992

storming hard outside just closed the blackouts and got myself a coffee Please stick it in mee

No.71993

dont have that just a bit of snow that moms making me shovel before she goes to her second job big groan

No.71994

never seen snow in my life

No.71995

lucky

No.71996

mom works two jobs and you dont even do one

No.71997

epic

No.71998

>>71996
thats her choice

No.71999

normiaki

No.72000

wonder if mom ever regrets wanting to breed since she now has to spend the rest of life working to feed me

No.72001

she can simply evict you

No.72002

>>72000
you took her to the flippin ownzone

No.72003

i will be remembered as the man who never worked

No.72004

sigh wouldnt mind getting fastfood tonight

No.72005

what do you plan on getting

No.72006

i plan on getting flipped hard by the universe because mom already said no

No.72007

SOMETHING JUST CRAWLED OUT OF MY EAR

No.72008

holy flip what is it

No.72009

mom gave me some cream to put on my face

No.72010

earwax

No.72011

ive got some cream to put on your face right here

No.72012

getting real hungry here

No.72013

same but im not doing anything about it

No.72014

been drinking 2L bottles of pepsi max daily for the past few months i wonder what health effects this is having on me

No.72015

eroding your teeth and giving you cancer but who cares its not like we were planning to live to 100 for our wife and kids or anything

No.72016

mom exploded on her brother at cousins wedding because he had just been diagnosed with liver cancer but he was still binge drinking

No.72017

if he already caught it why would she be raging

No.72018

woke up hiya ghoty gonna sperm make some joe and game all flippin day

No.72019

wish i could too

No.72020

flacid

No.72021


No.72022

ignored the chest pain yesterday and NOThing happened so just gonno ignore it again today

No.72023

opened a fresh can of laoganma damn this is good

No.72024

ligonma

No.72025

woke up had a sexy lady asmrsperm got a weather warning on the normphone if the power goes out ill use my stinkpad

No.72026

isnt it fun when the power goes out like an adventure

No.72027

every time it would go out for days or a week id enjoy it and think id be able to use it to kickstart my life when it was over but id just go right back to being retarded

No.72028

the real problem is always mom freaking out i just spend a week cooking all my food on the grill pissing outside listening to the radio drinking and reading my old comics by candle light

No.72029

wait your power has gone out for an entire week multiple times

No.72030

playing disco elysium this is p good a piece of media hasnt made me laugh in quite some time

No.72031

hope youre playing the original and not the buddyfied tranny version

No.72032

himas down so i cant search its gone out that long probably as many times as weve had this discussion

No.72033

why does it keep going out

No.72034

i dont know one was a blizzard one was a hurricane and the most recent one they just had no sense of urgency in fixing the lines that was the longest and it was over like a 6 hour thunderstorm

No.72035

nice foulweather neet

No.72036

like 20 years ago the power went out for a week from an ice storm and got in a fight with mom at the store about which heater to buy

No.72037

>>72030
played it at launch and again when the final cut came out its epic

No.72038

ya the final cut is epic they added a buddy narrator and removed all the problematic references and language and actors

No.72039

didnt NOTice much different and i liked all the new voices

No.72040

ya youre right the original cast was too white and cis and the problematic language simply had to be removed and the guy who wrote and made the game fired from his own company

No.72041

also the original version needed to be removed from all the platforms it was sold on because the superior black future version is now available and no one needs to have access to the original

No.72042

always read about sausages being boiled in beer but i only have 3 left and i dont want to waste any

No.72043

the gamergater

No.72044

normally dont give a flip about that stuff but this is an exception because that game was so good and it really pissed me off what they did to that guy and his game out of friendish interest

No.72045

im a foul waste of life

No.72046

what did they change is it just voice acting stuff

No.72047

they censored the word faggot and changed the voice actors for purely political reasons

No.72048

you cant say that

No.72049

oh ok i thought it was something important

No.72050

well youll never get a real sequel because they forced the guy who created the whole thing out of the company and blacklisted him for not being diverse enough and he had a whole universe planned so that seems important

No.72051

thought that was some soyman commie indie game but the normapedia page says its like planescape torment

No.72052

its not even remotely commie but its not like planescape torment either its more like a point and click adventure but norms call it a crpg for some reason

No.72053

gaming

No.72054

guess ill play it in twenty years when ive caught up with my backlog

No.72055

thought about setsuna

No.72056

it really goes on and on about free market and fascism sarcastically

No.72057

guess ill chug

No.72058

didnt do it yet

No.72059

it was always communist but your right the new version pinches

No.72060

but faguette was censored in the original version too at least the patch i played

No.72061

still havent done it but i did open them

No.72062


No.72063

used my brain for about 45 seconds to recognize where ive seen the uniform before thats enough thinking for today

No.72064

havent posted in a week hope you guys arent mad

No.72065

just disappointed

No.72066

hima seems like something dreamt many moons ago

No.72067

it still lives in our kokoros

No.72068

ok now im doing it i just needed a good song

No.72069


No.72070

guess ill try to snooze before it wears off

No.72071

maybe ill try to game and watch tomorrow i feel like if i beat just one game ill feel good enough to start another

No.72072

panic cant sleep

No.72073

its so flipping cold

No.72074

burg time

No.72075

-1 degrees lived in nashville for 13 years don't remember it ever getting below zero

No.72076

damn good movie nashville

No.72077

when people say below zero they mean celsius below zero fahrenheit isnt indicative of anything its useless to point out

No.72078

when i say below zero degrees fahrenheit i mean below zero degrees fahrenheit dont give a flip what metrinorms think is relevant ambient temperature being below the freezing point of water isnt remarkable if you arent a mud dweller in the global south

No.72079

arrogant yankee

No.72080

uh knowing if its above or below 0c is very important in the north because it tells you if its gonno be slippery or wet

No.72081

knowing that its below 0f is important because it tells you that its flipping cold

No.72082

im slippery and wet

No.72083

have been saying ill start gaming for 3 now and still havent started ive just been refreshing youtube for these 3 years

No.72084

been gaming the whole time it rules

No.72085

wheres the stream

No.72086

you can suck the stream out of my ass

No.72087

Japanese man with 4 wives, 2 girlfriends wants to have 54 children
Watanabe Ryuta, 35, also lives off of his partners' paychecks

No.72088

anyone else read that as parents

No.72089

no

No.72090

the proud neet man with his 27 concubines

No.72091

dont get whats so fun about terraria

No.72092

me neither its for fuckin norms as far as i know

No.72093

it is comfy

No.72094

okay you can just die

No.72095

what do you have against comfy

No.72096

dont know what that means

No.72097

i wonder why i get to experience consciousness out of this body and not some other body its weird

No.72098

its all part of gods plan

No.72099

god is dead

No.72100

i wonder what i am really am i mean i am this body but i am also the awareness but i am not sure why i am aware of the fact that i am this body and i am not sure why i am this body what were the factors that decided that i would be me i wonder if there are any philosophers who wrote about this

No.72101

you are my friend

No.72102

youre the brain inside the body piloting it like a gundam

No.72103

not true without your gonads and adrenals youd be a completely different person

No.72104

woke up and had a nice hard drive io freeze for half an hour the second i started using it but i did manage to empty the two dozen or so piss cans on my table

No.72105

hard drive are you flipping kidding me its 2024

No.72106

this was the year i planned to fall for the meme but the price shot up in november and im still bitter

No.72107

2006 was 18 years ago

No.72108

1997 was 48 years ago

No.72109

still tired

No.72110

been tired for 30 years

No.72111

ya but i meant on top of that

No.72112

never worked a day in my life and im somehow more tired than the average norm

No.72113

you shoulder the weight of the world for them

No.72114

gonno goon

No.72115

back in my day we edged

No.72116

i still do but i used to too Please stick it in mee

No.72117

sipping my coffee

No.72118

guess ill have some air fried processed chicken and fries

No.72119

im smarty

No.72120

spent another day doing nothing and sipping pepsi max i cant wait to just flipping die

No.72121

had diet coke yesterday

No.72122

sigh yet again mom said shes not going to the store i just want some flipping pizzas what is this

No.72123

gonno go to the store myself

No.72124


No.72125

its not a question of money im loaded i got a 50 dollar check for normsmas from a relative

No.72126

the government gives me a monthly check so i can jo all day

No.72127

that sounds like a good deal mom has to work so i can do that

No.72128

its around half of the national minimum wage so mom still has to work for me

No.72129

finished an open can of beer from last night and cracked two more been a while since the last time i day drank tempted to crack another

No.72130

wish i had a tugboat

No.72131

youll regret it if you run out and sober up before its time to snooze

No.72132

pasted cracker

No.72133

got a good deal simply orange was 3 dollars a bottle if you buy 2

No.72134

nice

No.72135

sigh

No.72136

opened a bag of moms chex mix and started drooling

No.72137

you seeing this coby

No.72138

hungover as flip gonna need some serious joe

No.72139

uh joe how will that help youre going to spew up something hot acidic and bitter just water is bad enough

No.72140

never been a spewer

No.72141

sigh gonno miss frogbert

No.72142

lucky if its bad enough to call it a hangover im spewing up bile and sweating trying to nap it off all day

No.72143

reeking hard but ill wait until tomorrow to shower

No.72144

might earlysnooze thats how bored i am

No.72145


No.72146

put some damn clothes on you little harlot

No.72147

its natural

No.72148

sigh he hated henreader

No.72149

>>72145
nastly little bitch

No.72150

>>72145
phew wish i was her

No.72151

cashier girl smiled at me and said awesome possum

No.72152

did she comment on your penis showing through your pants

No.72153

no i remembered to put on some tighter underwear

No.72154

geek

No.72155

now that zachtronics is gone we need to fill the void with himatronics and make sole programming games

No.72156

those games are for autistic losers

No.72157

wish i was that kind of autistic loser

No.72158

pnigs gonno have a decades worth of games anime and linus gmm food rager vids to catch up on hb

No.72159

wonder when theyll start just euthanizing virgs over the age of 20

No.72160

heard theyre gonna start hiring pro mesugakis to start devirginizing us against our will

No.72161

wish mom had been smart enough to not spawn me and lacking that smart enough to warn me every day about the nightmare dystopia id be trapped in forever once it started in my late teens

No.72162

nice neetcel running with a furry and a tranny on the couch

No.72163

cant snooze again hope its not like last time

No.72164

>>72162
Please stick it in mee pasted

No.72165

gonno snooze trying to fix my schedule but as aragorn said today is not that day

No.72166

trying again had some malk warmed in the microwave

No.72167

nice rena ars ohayama bg3 tardcollab

No.72168

hope hime finishes playing with her friends before then

No.72169


No.72170

think cleaning the dust was a mistake because now its floating around the air my head hurts and its harder to breathe

No.72171

thats what you get cleannorm

No.72172

shut up filthnormo

No.72173

bleeding

No.72174

new ross

No.72175

humans are the only animal that can kill itself

No.72176

uh what about whales

No.72177

i wish i could explore the world as it looked 200000 years ago before any city was built id like to visit empty rome or empty beijing

No.72178

i really need to build up the courage to off myself its easy to say you want to do it but actually doing it is another thing altogether

No.72179

dont do it youre my favorite poster

No.72180


No.72181

sigh the cyberbully cant get the cap off scene on friendtube has rope warning now

No.72182

new ross

No.72183

flip you that doesnt count

No.72184

i cant get the cap off

No.72185


No.72186


No.72187

when mom dies i will have to survive on half the minimum wage my plan is to buy big bags of rice and frozen chicken pieces and eggs and salt and just survive on that alone

No.72188

fell for the cage free meme but i may go back to the dirt cheap ones nowhere near as bad as mom getting the 5 dollar ones and then complaining about money though

No.72189

i only eat food from animals that suffered an agonizing life before dying hopelessly

No.72190

nice chink

No.72191

i am an animal that is suffering an agonizing life before dying hopelessly

No.72192

crazy to think you can somehow assemble a bunch of worthless atoms into being self aware and wanting to die

No.72193

ive been owned on the atomic level

No.72194

starving

No.72196

moms not going out again so no pizzas she said tomorrow though and boy am i gonno feast this weekend

No.72197


No.72198

got orange chicken from the chinese place and it was real orange chicken with the rinds in it

No.72199

made spaghetti with tomato sauce and ground beef

No.72200

nice pg

No.72201

im gonno turn you into tomato sauce and ground beef

No.72202


No.72203

made tacos

No.72204

nice

No.72205

it was i put sourcream cheese lettuce refried beans and hotsauce on it

No.72206

saw a loli in a kimetsu no yaiba shirt today

No.72207

my sister got a bf this is good news my parents will now be comforted knowing they will get grandchildren and they will just leave me alone to rot in my room

No.72208

dad remarried to someone 20 years younger than him and they have 3 girls that could almost be my kids by their age

No.72210

nice which of the 3 are they gonno give to you

No.72212

mm sexy ladies

No.72213

dont have any siblings and dad and mom are still in a stable loving relationship guess im out of luck

No.72214

have them whip you up a flipsis through a womb donor

No.72215

did some morning exercises with mom my legs are killing me

No.72216

did you flip mom

No.72217

cracked gonno watch that ross lite in a bit

No.72218

shoveled

No.72219

cant believe they didnt let the laugher call in what the flip

No.72220

wait i shouldnt watch that ross ill have a pizza tomorrow

No.72221

woke up from the nap i just took

No.72222

whats the plan

No.72223

gonna game

No.72224

glad you can

No.72225

wish i could watch i know it wont be like it used to but even the way it was a few years ago where i watched with my cawfee and at night i was happier

No.72226

that was when it all went wrong for me dont know if i can get back

No.72227

gonno sue ubisoft theyre killing my games

No.72228

chad guy from way back offered me a job as an it monkey at his marketing company

No.72229

wouldnt know what thats like even my steambros from a decade or more ago dont know how to find me good for you norm

No.72230

uhh sounds like you dont wanna be found hikinorm

No.72231

i dont even want to be alive

No.72232

eating a candycane

No.72233

snoozin

No.72234

cant sperm to calli fanart after seeing pics of calli irl

No.72235


No.72236

gonno become a hunter gatherer

No.72237

raged at mom for nagging me awake take a chill pill lady

No.72238

look in the mirror rager

No.72239

dont like looking in there theres always some ugly unshaven nerd staring back at me

No.72240

thats me sorry

No.72241

losing my nerve to go to the store gonno make another cawfee

No.72242

just read a local news story about some woman who worked three jobs to feed her kid and had to sleep on benches cause she couldnt afford rent meanwhile my biggest worry is which game to fire up

No.72243

i value your life more than hers

No.72244

woke up hey ghoty

No.72245

didnt get a pizza but mom got paid and decided to shell out for fried chicken got a lot of good stuff and 3 forty ouncers too

No.72246

mom got pizza

No.72247

pic

No.72248

you heard the man lets get a pic of that za

No.72249

what was on it

No.72250

onions olives anchovies capers jalapenos sundried tomatoes and artichoke hearts

No.72251

phew never ate a caper so id throw that away but that sounds flipping epic

No.72252

ew

No.72253

they own

No.72254


No.72255

>>72250
phew i love all of that stuff couldnt come up with a better list of ingredients mesel

No.72256

baste fuwamoco

No.72257

die dogflipper

No.72258

cracked the first king cobra lets see what ross has to say

No.72259

not a bad ross hes getting pissed he namedropped the world economic forum

No.72260

thought he was a philosemite

No.72261

whats not to respect theyve had the most powerful country on earth dancing for 80 years

No.72262


No.72263

cracked number 2 guess ill restart that movie i got too blogged out to finish whenever that was

No.72264

>>72259
sigh ross is antisemitic now

No.72265

so am i

No.72266


No.72267

selling my cooking apples in osrs

No.72268

the mercher

No.72269

getting cold

No.72270


No.72271

normburns owning me all i ate today was black coffee cherry coke fried chicken instant mashed potatoes cheezits and malt liquor

No.72272

didnt watch that movie i was talking about watched shallow hal instead

No.72273

you cant watch that movie it denigrates fat people and women

No.72274

dislike both of them but its a nice fantasy to pretend that fat women arent evil on the inside and would give me a chance

No.72276

what about polka and the laugher and all of gamers besides fbk

No.72277

sigh everyones at da club again

No.72278

mom threw a tantrum and drove off instead of waiting for me

No.72279

having cherry coke instead of cawfee dont know if the pulled pork i took out of the freezer on tuesday is still good or not

No.72280

orthodontist wants me to get a bilateral sagittal split osteotomy and genioplasty wonder what ser turt would say

No.72281

in english norm

No.72282

orthodontist wants me to get a bilateral sagittal split osteotomy and genioplasty wonder what sir turt would say

No.72283

sounds like a scam

No.72284

bought palworld

No.72285

palworld certifiably slaps my boy asmon is all about that

No.72286

die palnorms

No.72287

woke up hey ghoty

No.72288

dont mind cherry coke but vanilla is much better

No.72289

nice flippin pals

No.72290

finna snooze

No.72296

mom made me go out with her again she already blew through most of her money from yesterday so i wasnt able to get any snacks

No.72297

guess ill jo for a while

No.72298

alright now what

No.72299

now we game

No.72300

cant game

No.72301

any sexy pals

No.72302

looks like there might be a few

No.72303

im a gamer i game

No.72304

too burnt out to game

No.72305

guess ill try to clear some tabs then watch some vids

No.72306

had a very disturbing realization

No.72307

enlighten us

No.72308

dont want to cause a tantrum spiral lets just say i realized an anime i thought aired around a year and a half ago didnt

No.72309

kitty is snoozing in the bathroom

No.72310

kittys addicted to the balcony

No.72311

Seeking a night of love, it is always chasing someone around. At first, it only showed interest in other Pals, but in recent years even humans have become the target of its debauchery

phew

No.72312

wonder if thats one of the 4 or 5 i identified as spermable based on pics

No.72313

im spermable

No.72314

youre supposed to sperm not be spermed

No.72315

oh believe me i do

No.72316

spermed guy

No.72317

might fire up that movie

No.72318

>>72312
ya it was Please stick it in mee

No.72319

my life has been gay as hell regardless of my personal problems id much rather have been in the position im in now 30 years ago

No.72320

youd be bored as hell without modern internet

No.72321

i liked the internet more when i was on dial up anyway id just sit in a chair all day taping sports cartoons and star trek reruns instead of whatever this is

No.72322

thats because you were a dumb supple child if you had to use 90s internet with what you know now youd be unsatisfied

No.72323

id know how much worse it would get so id be grateful to be there

No.72324

sigh its been like 16 years since ive taped something when did it go wrong

No.72325

thought about buying a used pcie card to digitize some of them but mom wouldnt give me the money

No.72326

feel like playing norm vegas again

No.72327

wild that i tarded out and wasted 3 weeks of the new year so quickyl feels like it used to seem longer

No.72328

noticed my hands are shaking more lately mom commented on it earlier

No.72330

the handshake

No.72331

hand shakers now that was a good anime

No.72332

told mom im gonno throw a right cross and knock her old ass out if she doesnt get me a pizza

No.72333

dark theme is freaking me out

No.72334

ive been using it the whole time and even for the last year or two of hima as well after my favorites got removed

No.72335

ota dark theme flipping pinches cant the oatman get anything right

No.72336

whats the problem if not for the absence of the bottom banner i invented and maybe a vichan disclaimer i wouldnt know what site we were on

No.72337

only use yotsuba b

No.72338

mom is talking about ynaj again and that i need to provide for myself in the future when everybodys gone

No.72339

uh provide for yourself whats she doing to make sure youre taken care of

No.72340

the government will provide for me

No.72341

i enjoy living like a hermit locked up in my room and scavenging for food at night thats how humans used to live i am just simply living according to nature i dont think going to the office is natural

No.72342

my existence is unnatural

No.72346

youre supposed to wake up to an alarm at 6 am get dressed shite swallow something be stuck in traffic for two hours arrive at 9 five minutes late get scolded by your boss like a child work until 6 because one hour of lunch is not deductible be stuck for two hours in traffic again get home at 8 30 and take care of dinner wash your clothes etc so you can get to bed at 11 and do it again

No.72347

I already do that except I'm only 25 minutes away from work

No.72348

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUsDW-MSWSA Please stick it in mee pasted

No.72349

groan everyones playing normworld

No.72350

not me im flippin scaping

No.72351

cant scape bonds cost 12m now

No.72352

ill buy you a bond

No.72353

guess ill jerk around for a bit

No.72354

are we ever moving into a new thread

No.72355

whats the rush

No.72356

im hungry for change

No.72357

christmas is over

No.72358

pick one then

No.72360

no

No.72362

shat showered shaved feeling fresh

No.72365

not good with receiving handouts

No.72366

me neither

No.72367

take handouts from mom every day

No.72368

cooking dogs and beans only have 5 cold ones so im waiting a bit longer

No.72370

guess all the norms are snoozing for the rat race tomorrow

No.72372

im watching youtube with the kitty cooking some rice and doing some gaming related activities

No.72373

dont have anything to post

No.72374

oh

No.72375

guess ill make some more food and pop a normadryl with the last 33% of the last blog

No.72376

been gaming then i had a sperm now im gonna game some more

No.72377

if i could still game and watch my life would be perfect

No.72378

guess ill snooze hope i dont have to go out for the 4th day in a row

No.72380

phew clopped hard Please stick it in mee

No.72382

clopped earlier today myself Please stick it in mee

No.72383

so uh are we relocating or are we staying here

No.72384

where is everyone why did you guys abandon me

No.72386

i was snoozing and that guy split the thread up

No.72387


No.72388


No.72389

taint got nothing to post either and never have yet im still here every day

No.72390

made more cawfee

No.72391

flip

No.72392

woke up and theres a broom a bucket and a vacuum in my room think this might be a message

No.72393

give them back to mom

No.72394

>>72392
how did she get in

No.72395


No.72396

mom was watching top gun 2 the other day didnt want to start watching in the middle though

No.72397

>>72394
by opening the door

No.72398

chest hurts again and head has that feeling like if you hold your breath too long

No.72399

yiffing to pals

No.72400

pasted

No.72401

delivery guys tarded out and flipped up delivering my package had to get mom to go pick it up from the post office

No.72402

>>72397
youre supposed to circumvallate your neetress

No.72403

woke up mornin ghoty time for a mug of joe

No.72404

pic of package contents

No.72405

in the groan zone

No.72406

just did my workout routine pullups dips deadlift and squat got to keep my neet body in top shape

No.72407

dont normally like ranch but mom got a bottle of jalapeno ranch and its not bad

No.72408

never had ranch whats it like

No.72409

not sure its like sour cream and onion chip dip with extra spices and less onion

No.72410

sigh the himaranch

No.72411

nb loved ranch

No.72412

sounds okay would rather just have the sour cream or the onion dip on their own

No.72413

>>72411
no i dont im the one who made that jalapeno ranch post

No.72414

die impersonator

No.72415

mom made pasta

No.72416


No.72417

had pasta for dinner too

No.72419

think monas gonno get food poisoning

No.72420

guess ill jo again dont have anything better to do

No.72421


No.72422

maybe tomorrow

No.72423

bored as HELL

No.72424


No.72425

arrogant little slits

No.72426

guts are all torn up

No.72427

stuck in a time loop

No.72428

lucky

No.72429

>>72423
same already ate so ive got nothing else to distract me tonight

No.72430

guess ill play some lol

No.72431

never lold

No.72432

guess ill snooze

No.72433

storming hard perfect for snoozing

No.72438

freezing rain

No.72439

snoozed for 10 hours still tired

No.72440

you oversnoozed

No.72441

thats about 60 hours less than i need to be snoozing per week

No.72442

norms work 40 hours a week while i snooze 80 hours a week

No.72443

clowns

No.72444


No.72445

woke up had a very nice dream

No.72446

was on the everythingisterrible normtube page the other day and everything had been deleted

No.72447

woke up hows everyone doing today

No.72448

same as always

No.72449

think instead of doubling down and getting gouged on a sata ssd im just going to skip over them entirely and get a pcie card that lets me use the new ones since itll be almost the same price

No.72450

its time to upgrade your rig

No.72451

im not willing to work and i cant game anymore so no need i rarely max out both cores in task manager

No.72452

dont be a broom

No.72453

mom is trying my patience

No.72454

nothing interesting in the hardware space recently anyways we have reached our limits

No.72455


No.72456

might try to get an assburger diagnosis maybe the gov will give me some money for that

No.72457

the norms killed assburgers its just tism now

No.72458

wouldnt mind getting on bux then giving most of it to mom and invest it under her name

No.72459

wish neeting it up had given me some esoteric knowledge about how to get rich doing nothing instead it just made me catch autism

No.72460

i get assburger money which i spend all on mcdonalds

No.72461

you should have been giving it to mom to hide in her account and spent it on mcds shares instead for the last 5 years

No.72462

guess ill crack i put all the ingredients for a quesodilla together so later all i need to do is turn the stove on and flip it

No.72463

just about time now

No.72464

have all the windows open and its snowing

No.72465

quesodillo was good just wish i had made two

No.72466


No.72467

calling him retarded varg is an insult to varg at this point

No.72468

put two penos in that dillo here comes the normburn

No.72469

im too old for this shite

No.72470

sverige is baste

No.72471

hes not like us hes just a norm psychopath more like pnig

No.72472

sigh if i had his unbridled arrogance i could have ruled the world

No.72473

my life is just like the 1988 movie big except if he was retarded and never had friends or a job or a gf and life just flipped him up the ass nonstop forever

No.72474

never saw that one know its got tom hanks

No.72475

damn good movie

No.72476

my life is like the movie terminal but without the airport

No.72477

didnt he get laid in that

No.72478

mines more like turner and hooch

No.72479

snoozing

No.72480

sister put together 5 page agenda on the events leading up to and after her party and she expects me to read the whole thing

No.72481

link

No.72482

been skipping since that guy split the thread dont have the brainpower to catch up

No.72483

you know what to do boys

No.72484

nah

No.72485

snap him

No.72486

>>72482
sounds like you were just looking for an excuse to skip

No.72487

shopped with mom she spent an hour wandering around the store then when she got to the checkout she realized she had accidentally picked up whole bean coffee and she made me run back to exchange it for ground

No.72488

got bored and browsed some dead imageboards

No.72489

woke up not feeling so hot and moms already enraging me with the level of noise shes generating

No.72490

the rager

No.72491

its time to assert your dominance

No.72492

dont encourage momrage

No.72493

NOThin momrage just gonno bottle it up and eventually snap

No.72494

really dont want to leave the house but it may finally be pizza time

No.72495

You guys should try living alone, I think you'd be a lot happier

No.72496

asked mom what were doing for dinner and she said nothing

No.72497

gonno get tonights blogs some pizzas maybe some sodas and dogs too anyone need anything

No.72498

drinking a nice junmai nigori

No.72499

lived alone in college its NOT that great

No.72500

oh flip under night 2 is out completely forgot about it flip flip flip

No.72501

bacon pepperjacks are in the oven

No.72502

live alone now it's GREAT

No.72503

never went to college
never had a job
never lived alone
never cooked a meal
never done anything besides game

No.72504

fag

No.72505

sister made me a japanese cocktail called a bamboo

No.72506

just got one pizza and some dogs got carded by the same cashier for the second time in 5 days and this time she even scanned it with the gun so the nsa can update my file what a bitch the younger ones never ask

No.72507

cashier girl smiled at me and said awesome possum

No.72508

dont even know what that means is that a thing people say now

No.72509

gonno snap

No.72510

uni2 keeps crashing when i try to search for an online match

No.72511

>>72508
they stopped saying it at least a dozen years ago

No.72512


No.72513

cant believe they made gura come back to play buddyworld

No.72514

had to reboot but me tabs were safe

No.72515


No.72516

dont understand tabkeeping

No.72517

whats to understand i have the attention span of a gnat

No.72518

cracked theres a chance of a movie night and another dilla

No.72519

spermed hard guess ill shower and fix me bfast

No.72520

its the middle of the night what bfast

No.72521

forgot i got a pound of snausage for 3 big ones on fridey if i wake up before 3pm tomorrow ill make some patties

No.72522

scaped for 14 hours guess ill feast on a burg and fries

No.72523

sounds like a perfect day

No.72524


No.72525

dont have any friends i dont care about fighting games

No.72526

there was a time i bought a used copy of super street fighter iv from gaystop hinking i could make online friends but thats all in the past now

No.72527

there was some chink at the counter that was trying to upsell me on the warranty and all that other shite but i still had test then so i assertively told him hell no and left

No.72528

my childhood mcdonalds was in the same parking lot and it was where i told mom after a year of teenneeting that i would get my ged and get a job sigh

No.72529

used to hang out in the arcade at the indoor soccer arena they had all the games but nobody was ever there except me

No.72530

i too was more excited about the arcade games in sports venues when everyone was trying to make me normal

No.72531

played a hell of a lot of area 51 and mk2 and metal slug at the batting cages instead of exercising

No.72532

never really went to normcades

No.72533

what about the norms laser tag birthdays and the amusement park and the gas station and the local wagnaria

No.72534

havent been to round1 in a year keep telling myself ill go again soon but it hasnt happened yet

No.72535

cant watch sara play mhw because she uses db

No.72536

eating a protein bar that looks like a poptart but it doesnt have any sugar

No.72537

where are the posts why do you guys keep abandoning me was it something i said

No.72538

yeah it was you normo

No.72539

found a e gf to blog to sorry brothers

No.72540

what the flip everyones losing their virginity while im still posting here alone

No.72541

>>72537
i was passed out

No.72542

gonno shite hard

No.72543

groan was about to jo and mom invited her friend over to let her dog run in the backyard which is right behind my windows

No.72544

lil spermer

No.72545

had a nice 19 hours snooze

No.72546

guess ill make a breakfast burrito for dinner and watch some vids

No.72547


No.72548

playing with my pals

No.72549

>>72547
Please stick it in mee ended up just eating it out of the pan

No.72550

lil bro bought a new mousepad but its too slippery

No.72551

time for some potted meat

No.72552

did turt comment on our boy asmongolds new side piece

No.72553

feeling weird

No.72554

guess ill crack for a bit

No.72555

got plat in lol

No.72556

bet moms proud

No.72557

dont think im supposed to be thinking about if girls in eighth grade were secretly attracted to me or not but im doing it anyway

No.72558

love sperming to me memories of those girls

No.72559

NOThin sperm i would if i had more than yearbook pics but its more about my wasted life

No.72560

tardlaughing even mafumafu was getting cucked pasted necromancer

No.72561

love tubiedrama

No.72562


No.72563

monster hunter is so bad what are those hitboxes

No.72564

NOThin bad

No.72565


No.72566

im a no good single around 30 year old man

No.72567


No.72568

never been circumcised whats it like

No.72569

die skinbrag

No.72570

>>72568
i dont remember but im sure its a healthy and natural way to introduce an infant to the world

No.72571

rage every time i play monhun i feel so helpless getting tossed around by beasts

No.72572

wanted to like the original every time i tried it but its boring as hell

No.72573

https://files.catbox.moe/9fiviq.png
sigh he loved congestion pricing

No.72574

tardlaughing

No.72575

woke up got a nice uninterrupted sleep for the first time in ages thanks to these trusty earplugs i bought now kitty cant screech me awake from outside the door 5 hours into my sleep every night

No.72576

sighing im fully demoralized and im not even 35 yet

No.72577

ive got at least 30 more years of sitting in front of a computer but at least its better than working in the mines

No.72578

i dont know every site i use is far worse than it was ten years ago

No.72579

dont know why you guys whine and complain so much we get to do whatever we want gaming and browsing and having a blast on the pc all day while the norms are slaving away in torment its the perfect life

No.72580

it was more fun when the internet was still good

No.72581

im NOT complaining as far as im concerned the good old days are right here right now

No.72582

live has just gotten better and better every year for the past 7 years feel blessed for what ive got

No.72583

never had any good old days

No.72584

sitting around all day and doing nothing else will kill you because you have a higher risk of suffering a heart attack or stroke

No.72585

doubt any of you will live thirty more years

No.72586

doubt you wont lick my balls norm

No.72587

seethe more bitch

No.72588

i eat natto every day thats got to count for something health wise

No.72589

who cares about health i died when i was 15 and im now just a ghost waiting for my consciousness to accept reality

No.72590

>>72582
wish i could move to whatever planet youre from

No.72591


No.72592

>>72590
ignore that norm hes from planet finland

No.72593

cant imagine myself ever being into tubes

No.72594

you just havent found the right tuber

No.72595

i used to like filian for a time because she was a cel like me

No.72596

how the flip was she a cel

No.72597

>>72593
same they make me physically sick to look at or contemplate

No.72598

>>72592
nobody asked you normo

No.72599

got a ban evasion ban on 4norm for an image ive never posted before gonno have to wait to evade since mom is watching something on normflix

No.72600

pnig got executed with nitrogen gas

No.72601

leaving my boots out by the open window overnight hope that removes the fungal smell

No.72602

>>72592
wish theyd beam me up

No.72603

havent drunk in a week bought a sixer of the imported asahi cans gonna crack responsibly and game

No.72604

cracker

No.72605

how come teenmin filters buddy but not cracker

No.72606

drank a twelve pack the last 3 or 4 nights may get another tomorrow and only try to have a third of it so i can snooze

No.72607

its time to start drinking in moderation

No.72608

i only crack in social occasions

No.72609

i dont think so

No.72610

posting on here with the bros counts as a social occasion

No.72611

didnt mean you but thats true

No.72612

starting to freak out about sisters party

No.72613


No.72614

havent jod in 3 months i dont know what happened to me i dont feel arousal anymore

No.72615

youre ready

No.72616

cant wait for my t to dry and my balls to shrivel into raisins so i can pop viagara daily and have a heart attack mid arthritisjo

No.72617

sounds good wouldnt mind taking a break from the bone soreness of my current jo schedule

No.72618

>>72614
same still get morning wood and random erections throughout the day but never get horny bones

No.72619

new settled

No.72620

wouldnt mind being able to game every game ive started in the last year ive stopped just before beating except for 2

No.72621

groan told mom to buy me shower gel and poo and she bought axe 3 in 1

No.72622

nice hopeless romantic shampoo hope youve got hopeless romantic deodorant hopeless romantic toothpaste and an hopeless romantic toothbrush with hopeless romantic comb hopeless romantic wipes and an hopeless romantic sink and hopeless romantic drain with some nice hopeless romantic drain flies to go along with it

No.72623

shes trying to help you get up in some guts dont you remember the commercials

No.72624

mom accidentally ordered food as pickup instead of delivery so she made me walk 15 minutes to get it

No.72625

what is it

No.72626

walked 37k steps yesterday

No.72627

did my workout routine today i added barbell overhead press and farmers carry to my routine im gonno be the strongest neet in the world

No.72628

gonno do some mouse clicks to failure

No.72629

was korean dosinak

No.72630

>>72628
you know i never really thought about that i wonder if that would boost your CPS

No.72631

miss when all my pc freezes were because of hima requiring 64gb of ram not because of hard drive io being unable to keep up with my darklurking

No.72632

sister made me a highball with japanese hibiki whiskey

No.72633

watching the new mrbeast vid

No.72634

sigh he loved watching retarded nonsense to have things to talk about with the kids

No.72635

sigh forgot about the memory leak

No.72636

hima was a vibrant community full of culture and joy

No.72637

new normttled

No.72638

dad told me about how he used to do water divining

No.72639

ban this dadnorm otamin

No.72640

within a week of a fraud alert mom already signed up for a scam remote job and told me i could do it as a subtle ynaj just flipping end it

No.72641

mom told me to the open the windows 2 days ago when it was hot but now the temperature dropped so all the rooms are cold and shes mad at me

No.72642

cant take much more of this moms financial irresponsibility is threatening my neetdom and i wont stand for it

No.72643

is there a hima palworld server
ive been playing single player for like 20 hours getting bored now

No.72644

theres a pissu one that t is playing on go join that

No.72645

i couldnt find it on the site never actually visited that site before

No.72646

fiscally and economically responsible

No.72647

look in the video game thread on qa

No.72648

thanks i found it anyone want to join me

No.72649

threw 5 tenders in the toaster oven to ease my troubles

No.72657

gonna make ramen at 2am hb

No.72658

hope its a nice sapporo ichiban

No.72659


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No.72661

not the kind of output i was looking for with my input hope you get a terminal illness or are otherwise forced to stop posting for good

No.72662

consider this output
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No.72663

Please stick it in mee

No.72664

im veteran of forum wars

No.72665

might have to stop cracking until mom gives up this needing 2000 dollarydoos to pay her bills business luckily a 5 pounds of sugar and a jar of yeast is like 7 big ones

No.72666

teenshaved most of my facepubes

No.72667

i call it the phil hopeless romanticmo

No.72668

raining

No.72669

cousin told me about his favorite places to cruise

No.72670

for guts or like all those old norms that sold their houses they bought for 25 grand for a million big ones to go on a scam cruise

No.72671

NOT the boat type of cruise

No.72672

what like the friedkin kind

No.72673

yeah

No.72674

dont have a cool cousin theyve all gotten married and reproduced multiple times over im cool to them for not having done so

No.72675


No.72676

not sure when i last brushed me tooth may have to do it 2morrow

No.72677


No.72678

dont forget to floss

No.72679

sister said she came out to her dentist as a once a day brusher and they were supportive

No.72680

i only brush once in the morning and never had any issues

No.72681

might cut my nails

No.72682

might cut my foreskin

No.72683

my foreskin is all i have left

No.72684

been slowly friendpilling mom with rabbi vids lately think shes beginning to regret letting the doc slice my bone

No.72685

gth antisemite

No.72686

dont have the energy to care about that anymore im a loser there winners maybe in the future theyll all be gone but i wont be around

No.72687

guess ill go to shart mart with mom to get some chips and soda and candy

No.72688

woke up mornin guys

No.72689

sisters party wasnt that bad had 5 drinks and her sister in law talked to me about gaming on the sega genesis

No.72690

she wants to flip

No.72691

sigh just sleep spermed and it woke me up

No.72692

cant remember the last time spermed

No.72693

sperm at least twice a day

No.72694

theyve got a suicide hotline plaque as you walk into the mart now i dont know if thats for me or the workers or america as a whole but i got viraled into buying potted meat and sapporo ichiban

No.72695

what the flip is potted meat

No.72696

meat in a pot

No.72697

>>72695
its good and cheap buy some

No.72698

its unhealthy and looks groace

No.72699

picky little bitch eat your damn potted meat

No.72700

>>72698
im both of those things so it balances out

No.72701

moms worried about my excessive burping

No.72702

gasneet

No.72703

have so much good stuff i cant pick what to eat first phew

No.72704

eating some nut cream

No.72705

sister told me to get on hair meds

No.72706

daily gymnastics stretch training video

No.72707

mom does those too

No.72708

why not get a barbell and do some deadlifts or something it builds up strength and endurance and takes very little time

No.72709

already wasted money on all that crap when i thought there was any hope to be found in this world for me wasnt able to make any progress im defective

No.72710

>>72708
are you trying to kill him you retareded slave

No.72711

decided to go with the last 3 dogs in the freezer

No.72712

fell victim to the allure of another sixer of tall ones sigh ive cracked once again

No.72713

didnt get to the store in time for my 5th 12 pack of the week youre cracking for two so its fine

No.72714

sigh mom says were moving to shreveport

No.72715

nothin wrong with that

No.72716

is she retiring

No.72717

shes only 44

No.72718

when i was a teen i used to drift my subie

No.72719

phew nice teenmom

No.72720

performed me weekly brushing of the tooth

No.72721

that doesnt make sense unless she got pregnant at 14

No.72722

she did why do you think i ended up here

No.72723

when mom was 44 i was 9

No.72724

guess ill snooze for a bit

No.72725

looked up shreveport sounds scary

No.72726

【ゲスト:えなこ】ホロライブのそれテストに出ますか?最終回

No.72727

sister in law got pregnant at 39

No.72728

its up to you to be the based unc for that future manbaby

No.72729


No.72730

she told everybody to hold it but on my turn said no

No.72731

sotmring hard

No.72732

shouldve crushed that baby with your tard strength

No.72733

spermed

No.72734

wonder if shizurin shlicks to astarion

No.72735


No.72736

havent spermed in a week

No.72737

switch axe is so bad in monster hunter world switched to hammer and now every mission is a joke this game pinches

No.72738

had a cool dream i was on the roof of a building and was running around looking for a place to throw myself off but everywhere i found was too short of a drop or onto grass

No.72739

watched a 48 min vid on why react vids are bad

No.72740

could have told you why in two seconds

No.72741

why

No.72742

theyre retarded

No.72743

mom convinced me to stop following the doctors advice and now my chest has been hurting all day

No.72744

you must be withdrawing from the poison theyve been giving you

No.72745

youre siding with mom on this

No.72746

cant help it if shes accidentally right about doctors being a scam

No.72747

>>72737
only ever played hammer its fun

No.72748

gonno hammer your ass if you arent careful

No.72749

might like it

No.72750

mom wants me to enable location sharing so she can track me all the time

No.72751

what like from your room to the kitchen and back

No.72752

the neet life is great but then sometimes i remember ill never experience love and it starts to hurt

No.72753

reading about taxes did you know if we made a single dollar in income and filled out the forms we would get a tax return of 600 big ones

No.72754

what if ive made a dollar in bank interest

No.72755

i made 0 dollars what do i get

No.72756

>>72754
it says no but it says from selling goods online so if we can prove weve made a dollar on egay or something by 2025 this time next year well be looking at a fat 600 dollar check

No.72757

wait nevermind its not an infinite money glitch 600 is the maximum i filled out the thing and it said theyd send me 2 dollars if my income was 25

No.72758

i get taxpayer money for free for being a sperg

No.72759

thats just the norms paying a tithe to their superior

No.72760


No.72761

>>72752
that has NOThing to do with being a neet chad gets love even if hes an unemployed bum

No.72762

not sure if its love more like women are stupid uncs been doing it as a balled normahol slash prescription opioid slash marifriendana addict for decades and all hes got is a silver tongue maybe its different with the older generations

No.72763

had a realization in the basement chugging a six pack on a monday at midnight that ive wasted my life daydreaming and can recall doing it as early as 1997

No.72764

better than wasting your life slaving away

No.72765

i could get paid 21 an hour to push buttons in a chair on an assembly line for 12 hours a day i push keys all day now and get paid zero

No.72766

yeah but the keys you push give you entertainment you would be using the money you get from the job on entertainment anyway except you would now have less time

No.72767

i dont spend anything on entertainment besides hard drive purchases if i could listen to audiobooks all day and got on lobotomy medication first i could do it

No.72768

ate burger

No.72769

maybe ill make scrotemeal for breakfast

No.72770

filco broke had to walk to the office supply store and buy a shitty cheap keyboard so i can game sigh

No.72771

NOThin wrong with a nice free dell l100

No.72772

conagra foods makes a hell of a potted meat ill tell you what

No.72773

dont care what the norms say theyll pry my potted meat from my cold dead hands

No.72774

feel like smoking a cig but i cant get another expensive addiction as a neet its irresponsible

No.72775

have had dreams about smoking but im too braindead to remember if i ever did it in rl or not

No.72776

i may be retarded

No.72777

im smarty

No.72778

got a blood test

No.72779


No.72780

feeling sadge

No.72781

feeling like tonight might be a kung pao chicken night

No.72782

>>72780
same seasonal affective disorder hitting me hard this year

No.72783

what about some nice stimulants

No.72784

had seasonal affective disorder for 30 years straight

No.72785

can only have that if youre a middleupper class white or asian girl

No.72786

green green remake was 10 years ago

No.72787

never heard of it

No.72788

poki is leaving twitch this cant be happening

No.72789

wish i was rich enough to afford her cookies

No.72790


No.72791

>>72785
ive got it but the reverse i only feel good in the winter with snow on the ground because it restricts the norms movements and quiets them down

No.72792

still like summer due to those 13 years of conditioning

No.72793

thought about gaming today but i dont have it in me

No.72794


No.72795

almost jod today

No.72796

groan wish assmongoloid would go back to playing mhw already cant watch buddyworld

No.72797

how can you watch that

No.72798

mom got burger king im a flippin beached whale right now

No.72799

baku baku bakuun

No.72800

just realized january is already over what the flip happened wasnt i turning it all around this year

No.72801

glad januarys over its the worst month of the year

No.72802

ate meat

No.72803

hope it was raw

No.72804

im mentally ill slave

No.72805

drank water

No.72806

heading to bed ill talk to you guys tomorrow

No.72807

normally raw meats a little bland started dipping slices in krautjuice

No.72808

>>72806
uh its only midnight

No.72809

sigh wish i was still a 30 year old loser instead of 34

No.72810

>>72770
its working a gain crying with happiness

No.72811

had a nice pacemumble about what ill do to avoid having my dox posted when i win a million big ones off lotto tickets

No.72812

gambled and won

No.72813

never mind

No.72814

often daydream about stuff like that as well Please stick it in mee

No.72815

never daydreamed cant imagine images in my head only words

No.72816

youre one of the lucky ones

No.72817

cummed and it was almost all blood just brown with a little white

No.72818

maybe its time to take a break from cumming so much

No.72819

i woke

No.72820

this was the first jo in over a week

No.72821

4mods accepted my ban appeal

No.72822

cant imagine groveling to some 23 year old tween normcorder to appeal a ban just reset the router

No.72823

wouldve but i didnt feel the need to post in the last few days

No.72824

Don't get banned anymore since I'm not a passionate teen and lost my will to flame

No.72825

ban

No.72826

bored if i could game this wouldnt be happening to me

No.72827

moms yapping about the deepstate again

No.72828

new settled

No.72829

might have malatang tonight

No.72830

get mom in on some real conspiracies like tubers having boyfriends

No.72831

blood test was abnormal came clean to the doctor about my noncompliance she said to start following instructions again and retest in 2 weeks but mom told me NOT to do it

No.72832

why not

No.72833

theyre all scam artists theyre just charging bogus blood tests to the insurance because they can

No.72834

woke up hi

No.72835

mom doesnt want me to eat a different diet

No.72836

boiling a carton of eggs have time to watch one vid under 10 minutes

No.72837

what did ye end up watching

No.72838

nothing i couldnt decide

No.72839

havent visited a doctor in 5 years

No.72840

no need unless youre sick

No.72841

havent visited one in 11 years

No.72842

definetly sick

No.72843

its sick its piss

No.72844

groan mom just said shes taking a sick day tomorrow

No.72845

i only visit doctors if im on the verge of death i havent stepped foot outside in 5 years now

No.72846

gonno try to watch that movie for real this time until i finish it i cant start any others

No.72847

sounds nice if i didnt leave id never be able to snack and crack

No.72848

wonder how deadmoms holding up

No.72849

was thinking about that a few days ago but forgot to post hope him and the ropethreatener are alright

No.72850

sigh

No.72851

gonno stick around as long as my bros are around

No.72852

drank out of what i thought was a leftover blog but was actually an overflow pisscan now theres piss on the carpet where i spat it out

No.72853

threw tenders in the toaster oven theres still some leftover bbw sauce

No.72854

>>72848
still here

No.72855

glad youre in a position to post

No.72856

>>72853
nice plumper sauce

No.72857

mom cranks the heat so i open the window and by the time it goes off and the windows closed its too cold

No.72858

guess im watching that movie tomorrow

No.72859


No.72860

wonder if freak is still doing daily anki reps learning japanese words that havent been used since the sengoku era Please stick it in mee

No.72861

back to hating that norm

No.72862

hope mom isnt a bitch about me getting up after noon on her day off just leave me alone

No.72863

neighbors keep piling trash outside their door instead of taking it to the dumpster and it makes the hallway stink

No.72864

finno sperm

No.72865

dont

No.72866

too late

No.72867

die cummer

No.72868

flipping hate rest days i always get so bored might try gaming

No.72869

every day is a rest day

No.72870

im a genetic freak

No.72871

the good kind or the bad kind

No.72872

all

No.72873

mom wants me to do my taxes early

No.72874

what taxes we dont have to do them were too poor

No.72875

spicy habanero my mouth is on fire

No.72876

big bros moving in gonna have to share the bathroom

No.72877

prepare the drawer

No.72878

sister fell asleep on the toilet once

No.72879

forgot the salt in my dinner

No.72881

wish i didnt have to be a 21st century babyman

No.72882

future historians will give lectures about us

No.72886

we will live on

No.72887

i hope not unless its in an alternate reality or fantasy world really getting tired of how much this one sucks

No.72888

the mindblowing thing is that none of it needs to be like this but it could be worse i could have been born in 2013 instead

No.72889

cooking normaroni

No.72890

been eatin nothin but burgs for the past 6 weeks

No.72891

youre gonno get colon cancer from all that red meat

No.72892

theyre pork burgs

No.72893

cracked

No.72894

how

No.72895

a nice grilled ground pork burg you never ate one or what

No.72896

wouldnt call that a burg but that explains it

No.72897

its a lot better than i thought only started doing it because pork costs half as much as beef it actually sears really nicely think i like em more than beef burgs now tastes cleaner

No.72898

phew sounds good mom smellrages about unseasoned ground pork though maybe i could cut it with beef

No.72899

teenshaved a week ago and no one told me my sideburns are uneven

No.72900

should have posted a pic

No.72901

im sure there are thousands of 1080p surveillance photos from the two different stores i went into out there somewhere just look them up

No.72902

cut my sideburns to eye level

No.72903

cut my finger ouch

No.72904

is it bleeding

No.72905

got my vitamin d pills

No.72906

havent taken d in forever

No.72907

can help with that

No.72908

mechanic said my coolant is low

No.72909

>>72860
I am and passed n1 because of it

No.72910

pasted flipping freak

No.72911

this is the year gonno finally learn japanese

No.72912

its too late we had to do it before 25

No.72913

wasted so much time

No.72914

win some lose some no big deal

No.72915


No.72916

went out to a chinese ramen restaurant where you fill a bowl with ingredients and give it to them to cook

No.72917


No.72918

my body and brain have deteriorated so much from years of being neet that life is becoming unbearable

No.72919

woke up mornin ghoty

No.72920

hey

No.72921


No.72922

im racist

No.72923

lil bro has his gf over theyre ordering pizza

No.72924

gross

No.72925

gonna need a pic of the gf and the pizza

No.72926

same

No.72927

pizza is nasty

No.72928

the teens are posting in full force today

No.72929

what since when does NOT liking pizza make you a teen

No.72930


No.72931

feeling it

No.72932

cracked and slammed

No.72933

im a 35 year old teen

No.72934

same

No.72935

turning 35 this month

No.72936

actually meant to reply same to the cracked and slammed post but im also a teen in my 30s

No.72937

got a nice adrenaline rush the dog snapped the collar because there was a possum at the other side of the fence threw some sticks at it and it didnt care pretty cool of it

No.72938

guess ill make a dilla

No.72939

phew actually had leftover meat to throw in there it was a chicken dilla

No.72940

flew too close to the sun with 400 tabs its not the ram or cpu usage that gets me its hard drive io

No.72941

im smarty

No.72942

i wasnt meant for this world

No.72943

same but none of the doctors told mom that they were getting paid

No.72944

fixed me sideburns

No.72945

boredspermed

No.72946

oog me bored me sperm

No.72947

thats usually how it goes but i cracked too hard before sperming im not feelin it

No.72948

only a few thousand more days and i can make up for all the sperm i spilled since the early 2000s

No.72949

i did the math i just need to retain until im 46 and itll all even out

No.72950

new sseth

No.72951

hate that guy

No.72952

whats to hate

No.72953

his creating a persona out of the 4norm zeitgeist and getting paid for it

No.72954

also saw that he flipped up space station 13 a few years after i stopped pretending i was smart enough to play it

No.72955

dont see the problem with either of those

No.72956

woke up again

No.72957

mom told me about christmas cakes she cant believe foids over 25 are hags in japan

No.72958

im a male hag

No.72959

males are still virile throughout their lives

No.72960

dont know how people scape to buy an end game weapon you need to do the best gold per hour methods for like three hundred hours how dumb is that

No.72961

dont know how people scape

No.72962

got up too early was dizzy and anxious as i pissed and started hearing a loud hissing sound

No.72963

its happening

No.72964


No.72965

>>72963
nah it passed just gonno wait a bit and make cawfee mom bought a box of ponuts

No.72966

watched a movie

No.72967

what was it

No.72968

poor things

No.72969

been looking forward to that one was it good

No.72970

doesnt look too bad never watched the other two meme movies by that same guy

No.72971

>>72960
its about the journey not the destination

No.72972

Hiding on ghost from danise the menace

No.72973

wouldnt mind flipping emma stone

No.72974

cried at the end of the curse

No.72975

might win the lotto this time im feelinit

No.72976


No.72977

yeah really liked poor things felt like it was about how womens bodies are controlled by men

No.72978

>>72976
Please stick it in mee

No.72979

dont get it

No.72980

you wouldnt

No.72981

>>72975
just bought some tickets whilst out with mom meself lets pool it together for the mansion fund

No.72982

heck yea we will be living big

No.72983

lets all jo and sperm at the same time

No.72984

gonno crack a zohar and charge my friend crystal

No.72985

hold on gotta don the jo crystal

No.72986

ran 13 km at sunset and saw 2 chinese girls holding hands

No.72987

thats a bad omen

No.72988

wish i was a chinese girl

No.72989

a chinese girl sat next to me yesterday at the booth ramen place she had really low rise pants on

No.72990

she was shopping for some white meat

No.72991

>>72989
thats a bad omen

No.72992

whats a good omen

No.72994

me winning 50 grand two seconds from now as i scratch these lotto tickets

No.72995

never mind im not feeling it right now ill win it later after i jo

No.72996

grandma loved giving out lotto tickets for christmas won 10 dollars one year

No.72997

ya thats how i bought these mom gave me 16 for normsmas and 4 of them won so its all profit

No.72998

hoo boy i got the 66th and 67th off the roll i had a good feeling about 66 and won 50 big ones

No.73000

epic

No.73001

hate seeing chinese girls everywhere who dont have my dick in them

No.73002

red spots keep appearing on my skin and dont know why wonder if its because havent washed bed sheets in 6 months

No.73003

change mine every weekend i got four sets so i only wash once a month all at once

No.73004

what does mom say about those filthy sheets

No.73005

mom hasnt seen the inside of this room in years

No.73006

dads screaming at the tv again

No.73007

got blogs and dogs

No.73008

too low test to scream i just imagine doing it inside my head

No.73009

havent raised my voice above autistic ramble volume in at least 15 years

No.73010

nothing better than a loud schizlaugh you need to try it

No.73011

unless my memory is failing me i havent tardlaughed in like 8 years now

No.73012

maybe i have but almost exclusively in me head the last one i vividly remember was on hima replaying darkie around that time

No.73013

schizlaugh is NOT the same as a smartylaugh its distinctly different

No.73014

not schizoid i felt basically nothing when i scratched that ticket and told mom with a completely neutral face but im not among that lucky few

No.73015

don't know whats supposed to be lucky about being schiz if dad wont even take me to the doc to get drugs

No.73016

dadnorm brag elsewhere

No.73017

youre like the terminator a remorseless killing machine meanwhile im pmb because i have emotion

No.73018

might try to make a pizza tomorrow

No.73019

schizoid isnt treated with drugs

No.73020

new precure introduced a male love interest in the first episode

No.73021

think i might have a brain bleed but just gonno ignore it

No.73022

what would they do if you had a brain bleed they would like just tell you to rest

No.73023

i think they would have to cut a hole in the skull to relieve the pressure or something

No.73024

im schizoid man

No.73025

had a bunch of internal bleeding last year and they warned me they would have to cut me open if it got worse but first try resting and eventually it got better

No.73026

have you tried turning it off and on again

No.73027

started tracking my sleep with a heart rate monitor and got my average up over 7 hours

No.73028

>>73023
never finished homunculus

No.73029

shopped and saw a short chinese woman patrolling the mall with an all black outfit except for white platform shoes and her dress had shoulder pads

No.73030

chyna

No.73031

>>73029
thats a bad omen

No.73034

gonno start popping pills mom bought me a bottle of vitamin d3 last year and i havent opened it

No.73035

see multiple chinese women every time i go outside is that why my life is like this

No.73036

you shouldnt take more than 10000 ui per day

No.73037

went grocery shopping saw a guy wearing a skirt and his girlfriend had pants

No.73038

>>73037
thats a good omen

No.73039

>>73036
thats as much as i was planning to take anyway i need to get normal fast

No.73040

i started taking 10000 iu of vitamin d3 a few days ago because my deficiency symptoms were getting really severe i was so tired and i had really pale and cold skin and i was even getting weird gangrene of my feet it was insane i didnt take it could get that bad

No.73041

are you normal now

No.73042

yeah i think im getting better my skin is better and my feet are healing a bit the black skin has peeled off and it healed

No.73043

wait why do you need to get normal fast do you have a date or something

No.73044

finally got to the beginning of iceborne phew that took me 60 hours of play time

No.73045

filthy casual

No.73046

because moms gonno run out of money during this recession and im only qualified for subhuman manual labor if i get in shape ill win a jackpot before it comes to that

No.73047

how about a nice waterstore job

No.73048


No.73049

refuse to do any public facing job with high social interaction

No.73050

refuse to do any job

No.73051

washed my sheets

No.73052

thats for mom to waste her time with not you youve got better things to do

No.73053

still cant believe pnig is a registered sex offender

No.73054

how could we have seen this coming

No.73055

never could have thought my bike loving nig friend could be a ped

No.73056

guess ill snooze

No.73057


No.73058

big bro came over we watched slither then he told me all about this alien book he read called communion then after he left i opened up ghoty and this is the most recent thread >>73032 now im scared

No.73059

may have accidentally taken double dose of my multivitamin

No.73060

>>73059
you are now supercharged

No.73061

its just a coincidence

No.73062

oh ok

No.73063


No.73064

cant get it up for sexy ladies anymore

No.73065


No.73066

wanna murder a tuber

No.73067

why not

No.73068

ate that last ponut

No.73069

whats a ponut

No.73070

pomu nut

No.73071

sister had a girl from new york at her party and she told me good bagels shouldnt have any holes in them except for the one center hole

No.73072

when is there ever more than one hole in a donut or bagel

No.73073

my thomas bagels usually have little bubble holes in the middle of the bread

No.73074

i got a hole for you right here

No.73075

gonno try making pizza tonight

No.73076

what toppings

No.73077

pepperoni shrooms serrano pepper slices and chovies if ive got any in reserve

No.73079


No.73080

lot of flavor

No.73081

my dopamine receptors and iq are fried cant appreciate subtlety

No.73082

love the dopameme

No.73083

i am a deep and intelligent man

No.73084

woke up need some hair o the blog badly

No.73085

>>73079
sis does that sometimes

No.73086

so bored might as well early snooze

No.73087

gonno work out

No.73088

meant to take a pic of that pizza but it was gone too fast it wasnt bad but it was too thick

No.73089

makin dogs and drinkin that wine

No.73090

pizza cant be too thick

No.73091

the crust is just an edible plate the topping to bread ratio has to be at least 50 50

No.73092

the crust is the best part

No.73093

its okay

No.73094

realized that lotto ticket was literally the first one ive ever purchased ive been playing them for 25 years but they were all gifts bet a girl would be impressed if i told her as it would demonstrate my value and luck stat

No.73095


No.73096

was gonno stop cracking until fridey but ill waste my life for another night whats the harm

No.73097

worked out feeling extra tired today think i might need to add more calories in my diet

No.73098

figured it all out i just need to get a drivers license then get that factory job and lie to mom about how much i make so i can invest 2/3rds of my income while not paying any bills at an average 9 percent growth and then i should have enough to retire again by 38 or 40

No.73099

why do you think you can get a car and a factory job when you cant even wash your sheets

No.73100

havent figured that part out yet

No.73101


No.73102

feel like my brain works similarly to gramps except he was born when things werent cool and actually was rewarded for it

No.73103

thinking about 1999 when our neighbors had names like big rich and his kids had a playstation with all the tony hawk games wish someone had shot me like a crippled horse then

No.73104

new nikocado avocado

No.73105

if new isnt followed by ross i report for pizza and terroristic threats

No.73106

yeah well take a hike rosser the big boys are in town

No.73107

ive been here and my nuts have been firmly planted in this ground

No.73108

ive been here and ive been there and ive been in between

No.73109

lost my libido

No.73110

never talked to the wind

No.73111

saw a girl wearing booty shorts outside in 0 c weather

No.73112

dont have any nostalgia for 1999 that year pinched hard

No.73113

im a flipping beast

No.73114

bored as hell aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.73116

drinking a big maxwells house

No.73117

washing dishes

No.73118

thinking of stopping caffeine

No.73119

>>73116
couldve had a nice flipsis if you got folgers instead

No.73120

>>73118
same its been making me feel weird lately

No.73121

we are approaching stroke age gotta be careful

No.73122

been meaning to write up a will of some kind to make sure mom pulls the plug on me immediately

No.73123

gonno have mom cryogenically freeze me so i can post on neurosugi in 3024

No.73124

might bump the thread so mom doesnt see fuwawas massive knockers

No.73126

sharpened my knife and it made a big difference my vegetables came apart like butter

No.73127

gotta love a ncie sharpening

No.73128


No.73129

vile

No.73130

if ota ever goes down again where do we go now that gn is dead

No.73131

the same place we went last time

No.73132

hasnt he deleted it and brought it back at least 10 times now im sure there are some i didnt notice

No.73133

dont understand why we couldnt just keep using hima

No.73134

i go where my bros go nothin more nothin less

No.73135

bored as hell ran out of cold ones

No.73136

going 2 weeks without drinking

No.73137

dont think ill be joining you

No.73138

wish i could still game and watch like i used to im still sitting at a computer 16 hours a day theres no physical barrier

No.73139

what do you do for 16 hours if youre NOT watching or gaming

No.73140

open tabs and not read them until my browser crashes then start over again

No.73141

guess ill dig around in the cabinets

No.73142

heading to bed ill talk to you guys tomorrow

No.73143

feelin it and i dont mean in a good way

No.73144

day 1 without caffeine

No.73145

whats the point

No.73146

caffeine is a vasoconstrictor

No.73147

read the wikipedia page and changed my mind going back on caffeine but limiting myself to 200 mg a day

No.73148


No.73149

>>73148
i hope they do this to me after i die

No.73150

mom keeps correcting me to say that my surgeries were actually just procedures even though they had to sedate me and they cost 100k dollars each

No.73151

did you remember to tip the surgeon and anesthesiologist

No.73152

tip this *unzips dick*

No.73153

youtube keeps giving me ads for menopause treatments

No.73154


No.73155

who the flip cares

No.73156

dont care about that obese chink let me know when pomu returns

No.73157

woke up hey

No.73158

finna jo

No.73159

made tacos im stuffed

No.73160

what was in the tacos

No.73161

refried beans ground beef cheese onion lettuce hotsauce jalapeno slices and sour cream

No.73162

sour cream and cheese both oh gross

No.73163

i only eat meat

No.73164

>>73162
you flippin fool

No.73165

felt sick reading it

No.73166

what about sperm and dick cheese

No.73167

never had dick cheese

No.73182

heading to bed ill talk to you guys toorrow

No.73183

stay dry

No.73184

had a bunch of cawfee after the anti normffeine posts dont have a choice in cracking if i want to snooze before 9am but i wont have the whole 12pack

No.73185

bought a box of wine and pasta supplies hoo boy theres nothin better

No.73186

what shape ye boiling

No.73187

farfalle

No.73188

always a classic

No.73190

I'm tired of talking with sissy cuckold fetishists, ex-STASI German autists who house Tunisian immigrant families in their apartment, nerdy buddy Urkel fags full of repressed rage who show up on internet forums to chimp out on their lunch break, Australian nutjobs who live in garages and think his pictures of Hitler talk to him, cock-addicted power bottom twinks carrying 8 different strains of HIVs, gypsy turds living in sewers using cable connection stolen from their neighbor while indulging in delusions that Romania was once the capital of the Prussian empire, ERPing glue-sniffers banished from krautchan, would-be school shooters, people who tug their cocks between the legs and pretend to be a girll, bug-eaters, self-loathing schizophrenic weirdos who vote for Hillary, and Mexican crackheads who live in vans and try to have sex with their mothers. Ota has too many of these.

No.73191

sounds about right id have said the same thing a year ago when we were still having fun every day on the big h

No.73192

its been nearly two years since then

No.73193

2018 was six years ago

No.73194

thats what i said last year its only been a few months that weve been rootless scavengers cast out of eden

No.73195

just remembered something and forgot it

No.73196

you see me now the veteran of a thousand flame wars

No.73198


No.73199

take that shit to neo/jp/ kid we dont want it here

No.73200


No.73201

lag abuser

No.73203

thought i was hearing a coyote screaming its just some norms dog sigh i miss living in the cuntry

No.73204

sigh cracked the whole 12pack i wont tomorrow i swear

No.73205

dont swear

No.73206

i swear

No.73208

just blog if you can hear me

No.73209

hey do you need to talk

No.73210

shine on you crazy pedophile

No.73211

always blows my mind that tweens think the simpsons season 1 sux i appreciated it even as a tween myself on digital video disc

No.73212

mom hated it and wouldnt let us watch it

No.73213

never watched simps

No.73214

yesterday the internet went out for twenty minutes

No.73215

anyone want to be my valentine

No.73217

The Simpsons was and always will be my favorite longest running anime

No.73218

season 1 is too depressing

No.73219

Season 2 and 3 is when it really started to shine

No.73220


No.73221

himas interesting creatures and monsters - the himabro lore

No.73222

sigh woke up ready to jo and had another drive freeze

No.73223

simply nojo

No.73224

someone on the big 4 asked if i want to get punched in the throat

No.73225

>>73223
the norms said nojo is antisemitic

No.73226

do you want some throat action

No.73227

have been joing only once or twice a week this year finally got old enough

No.73229

had an etnasperm havent played disgaya 7 yet might pirate it

No.73230

havent played 1-6 either i burned the first one to a dvd when freemcboot came out

No.73231

never cummed in me life

No.73232

thought sleepsperming was inevitable dont have any experience with it because ive already been joing furiously for 20 years with no breaks

No.73233

spooned a girl and stuck in in her pooper but woke up before sperming

No.73234

die nonvirg

No.73235

have sex daily with my harem of loli gfs

No.73236

made normaroni again

No.73237

new natsume benkei i do believe its time to jo

No.73238

die momflip

No.73239

nothin quite like a good momjo

No.73240

watched passion of the christ

No.73241

always meant to watch that but i need to read the book first

No.73242

only seen the last temptation

No.73243

Please stick it in mee almost time to open my hongbaos

No.73244

uhhh hongbao haha you have be freakin joking me

No.73245

rosacea is flaring up again

No.73246

nuclear fusion update
https://youtu.be/4VD_DLPQJBU

No.73247

playing some warioware shove it up your own ass

No.73248

noticed its fridey again doesnt feel like it

No.73249


No.73250

playing some monster hunter

No.73251

you cant play that game anymore its norm now

No.73252

you cant say that

No.73253

playing monhun suck it cels

No.73254

wonder if hes asked anyone if theyd suck it lately

No.73255

he hates us and will never come back

No.73256

gonno play norm hunter

No.73257

play neet killer instead im the first boss

No.73258


No.73259

>>73254
wonder if he got molested in pedjail

No.73260

got stunned and ohko at full health not playing that shite game anymore

No.73261


No.73262

splooged hard to little risa

No.73263

been feeling vaguely dizzy the last few days

No.73264

the norns drew first blood in this psychic war

No.73265

not big on candy usually but i opened a bag of almond joys from moms cabinet and i may be eating half of it

No.73266

might moviewatch i know ive been saying it for a month

No.73267

killed an infinite hp chink hacker

No.73268

started that movie back up again forgot pasted burgess meredith was in it

No.73269

scaped flippin hard im a pvmer now

No.73270

beverly dangelo shows her tits in it too remembering why i downloaded it Please stick it in mee

No.73271

looks good might download that one

No.73272

wasnt that good apart from those two things i mentioned ill make webms if you want its not worth an hour and a half

No.73273

ill trust your keen insight and forget it exists

No.73274

the bossman

No.73275

i dont know shite im a gods damned retard

No.73276

i am sofa king we todd ed

No.73277

happy cny ghota

No.73278

crying mom woke me up going to her second job my saturday is ruined

No.73279


No.73280

all sexy ladies want to be regular ladies even if theyre technically not sexy ladies

No.73281

and ladies want to be young and juicy again just like us 2006 was 18 years ago

No.73282

maybe i should work in sales

No.73283

im still young and juicy in spirit

No.73284


No.73285

you cant call them juicy or succulent

No.73286

never played resident evil whats it like

No.73287

simply fire it up

No.73288

hell ya 35 today my life starts now cant wait to be a big shot american psycho at 50 lets do it

No.73289

think it might be time for a sweatpants upgrade

No.73290


No.73291

uhh isnt that the premise of the hit show fear factor hosted by joe rogan

No.73292

wish i was as pasted as joe

No.73293

mom started ranting again about how brandon is literally demented and cant remember when his son died and that she cant believe i voted for him so asked her what my birthday is and she gave a blanknorm look and said my sisters instead

No.73294

had a monster day i was gonno get a box of franzia but i went in before i cashed my lotto ticket so i only had 6 big ones on me ill get it next time im tired of the can clutter

No.73295

i voted for bernie

No.73296

same but she meant the general

No.73297

eating a nice burg and fries

No.73298

crying it was supposed to be bernies turn

No.73299

bernie wouldnt have let bibi get away with it

No.73300

nice votenorms

No.73301

>>73288
happy birthday

No.73302

hate amerinorms

No.73303

wonder if i could be the next mr beast if i just come up with the perfect formula for what makes 10 year olds click cant be that hard

No.73304

as shown by tocquevilles last theorem of exceptionalism its nonamericans who are the norms

No.73305

what did you said

No.73306

nah its the nonfinns

No.73307

sigh he loved formulating strategies to click with ten year olds

No.73308

>>73307
I am an incomparable homo Please stick it in mee lol

No.73309

le mem

No.73311

uh haha

No.73312

why doesnt otamin filter lol

No.73313

dont remember lol being used as funpost material like i do the other ones that are filtered

No.73314

rofl

No.73315

he only targets the ironic jp versions of lol since his archenemies of trevor and the teenbros use them and they dont use lol

No.73316

^_^

No.73317

throw me out of the roflcopter into an active volcano

No.73318

sigh wheres my maplestory playing ^_^ using asian american teengf

No.73319

Please rape my face

No.73320

wonder if its another movie night ive got the blogs ive got the snacks but do i have the motivation

No.73321

might be time to gaj

No.73322

not this time norm nor any other

No.73323

have had a j for almost eight years now

No.73324

what the flip

No.73325

6.5 here though id say its more of a c than a j

No.73326

nice jobneets

No.73327

love neeting it up on the weekend

No.73328

crying thinking of all the cool posts ive made in the past to make 3 guys on an obscure spinoff forum laugh when i could have made a nice vid with a soyface and gotten 100k views for the same

No.73329

make one now then

No.73330

cool or cool

No.73331

cant im over 25 now

No.73332

thought men aged like box wine shouldnt it be easier now than at 25

No.73333

no my brain has calcified now ive got no choice but to repeat exactly what ive been doing up until this point

No.73334

uh oh is that really how it works

No.73335

love how dragon ball super is 8.5 years old

No.73336

hope somebody minecrafts all those autistic female video game streamers with 1 million subs for being so cute and smol and awkward lol

No.73337

die beauford

No.73338

lets all make dating profiles on bumble and wait for the fine ladies to come to us

No.73339

dont need to even do that much they know where to find me ive just been here hanging out

No.73340

this passage of time thing is not funny anymore

No.73341

cannot conceive of a female being attracted to me

No.73342

got something you can conceive of right here

No.73343

might game for a bit

No.73344

got summoned by some buddy with his mic on talking about circumcision with his friend had to explain that babies can feel pain then he rolled off a cliff and died

No.73345

gotta get the snip you dont want the babies dick to look weird do you

No.73346

his friend said that and he got mad

No.73347

love my first neurons being formed as a pain response to having part of my dick cut off with a scalpel before being sent off to get stuck with syringes full of mercury

No.73348

things would be different if i had my foreskin wouldnt be a virg for one

No.73349

explain the japs then they all got to hang on to them and theyre the biggest nation of virgs on earth

No.73350

guess ill suck down a big one and try to decide on a movie

No.73351

im uncut

No.73352

the ladies would laugh if they ever saw your anteater glad mom had me clipped even if they took off a little too much

No.73353

let me just get a little off the top

No.73354

simply flip foreign grills theyre used to it

No.73355

cooking is a waste of time

No.73356

was just about to cook a big steaming load of pasta but now that you say that maybe youre right

No.73357

>>73355
ya if youre rich which we clearly arent

No.73358

forgot to slurp up that big one i was obsessively downloading pornographic drawings hope its not warm

No.73359

cant you see youre destroying yourself with pornography and alcohol abuse

No.73360

ya but what are you gonno do ill get a better roll next time

No.73361

might sfwjo

No.73362

died to barioth twice

No.73363


No.73364

anyone else ever had windows randomly restart when you try to shut down every now and then

No.73365

still running lucky number 7

No.73366

you are deprecated

No.73367

i aint no gods damned son of a bitch

No.73368

decided on a movie not gonno say what it is until im done to make sure i really watch it

No.73369


No.73370

mom found the dopethrone

No.73372

if id been a smokeneet and not a blogtard things wouldnt have ended up like this

No.73373

were naturally high all the time like harlan ellison

No.73374

the older i get the more i realize im more like edward blake than rorschach

No.73375

i mean walter kovacs

No.73376

normburns coming on

No.73377

woke up bit of a headache

No.73378

im votin trump

No.73379

dad made coffee gonno sip

No.73381

thought about cleaning my room last night but now that im awake i think ill just stare at the rectangle all day instead

No.73382

stare at the glowing rectangle to escape from the horror of the reality

No.73383

mom wants me to help her stream the zog bowl

No.73384

just hook up the antenna

No.73385

moms are NOT supposed to be watching sports

No.73386

>>73384
i could hook one up in the attic or on the side of the house theyre cheap now but i dont want mom to have access to the liberal medias 24 hour brainwashing cycle her having a laptop is bad enough

No.73387

took home a cup of mandms and tootsie pops from work gonno watch tubers and game

No.73388

have you considered a cup of antifreeze and dying instead

No.73389

forgot i bought pork rinds yesterday

No.73390

bored

No.73391

im watching the sportsball with mom and leaving during commercials

No.73392

dont think ive ever actually sat down and watched sports once

No.73393

had zero tolerance for it as a kid because of how boring they were but after wasting so much of my life 4 hours doesnt seem that long anymore

No.73394

made fettuccine alfredo with broccoli

No.73395

toxiccolli

No.73396

might bond up and try doing the new raid seems fun

No.73397

its p fun im glad they designed it around being soloable and made it so you can choose how difficult it is in small increments in order to learn

No.73398

maybe its time for me to stop being a manbaby and get a job

No.73399

why the hell would you say a crazy thing like that

No.73400

im out of my mind

No.73401

out of sight out of mind

No.73402

guess ill jo for a while and then eat dinner

No.73403

whos gonno wash my dirty laundry when mom dies

No.73404

just throw it out and use your inheritance and life insurance settlement to buy a new pack of tshirts and undies every few weeks

No.73405

guess ill have some karelian stew

No.73406

looks good we call it beef stew here

No.73407

torille

No.73408

>>73404
im not gonno be getting any inheritance or life insurance money when she dies i will have to survive like a wild man

No.73409

thought you got those by default if mom worked uh oh

No.73410

get the tugboat up and running now before its too late

No.73411

>>73409
i am not american and mom doesnt make enough to have any big savings
>>73410
i get tugboat but its only half of minimum wage here which in america would be like 700 bucks a month

No.73412

first you gotta know how much you spend in rent energy internet food monthly a cheap place in a rural area with solar panels can cover one person easily

No.73413

i dont know any of those numbers mom does all the bill bullshite i just take it easy

No.73414

starting to accept im just gonno be mentally 13 forever

No.73415

maybe the right phrase is emotionally 13 if i was mentally 13 i would still be able to have fun with a bag of buffalo pretzels playing oblivion from 7pm to 2am

No.73416

sigh oblivion

No.73417

might pause my fake life and just wander cyrodiil for a few decades

No.73418


No.73419

stayed awake for 60 hours then slept 14 hours

No.73420

pasted wakesnooze

No.73421

>>73418
pasted coyote

No.73422

woke up awful night of sleep

No.73423

>>73418
i dont know who any of these bitches are but i hope they all get snapped

No.73424

to me coyote only means one thing

No.73425

woke up to a drive freeze the system clock was frozen an hour and twenty minutes in the past so this thing is probably on its last legs

No.73426

code red

No.73427

sigh would give you some of my old components if i could

No.73428

youre god damn right i ordered the code red

No.73429

never spend my tugboat on food even though mom complains that i should Please stick it in mee

No.73430

whos the guy spamming ota they seem legitimately tard

No.73431

wdym epic triplords from 4chan have come

No.73432

never been to ota whats it like

No.73433

nice dorothy

No.73434

dani isnt tard hes just severely mentally ill in a way only a scandinavian can be

No.73435

love reading reviews on otome games by nice females and imagining them as my gf

No.73436

cant imagine having a gf even in dreams its all in the context of middle school

No.73437

its not that great

No.73438

thats what youve heard huh

No.73439

the flipping is nice but shell be a pain in the arse most of the time she wont let you game shell make you meet her parents and norm friends and if you dont do norm stuff with her shell get spermed by someone else

No.73440

ya ive read all that on the internet too i just wouldnt do any of that dumb shite

No.73441

gfs are just flippable moms

No.73442

floorspermed clean up on aisle four

No.73443

halfway through february and she still has it out
https://files.catbox.moe/ud23e6.jpg

No.73444

made myself and mom an egg sandwich and fries now im sipping a nice tall glass of coke (zero)

No.73445

hope you had some spice on those eggs

No.73446


No.73447

wonder if theres a game i could get addicted to i never played rimjobworld and i found out recently thats literally the name of a sex mod pack for it Please stick it in mee

No.73448

play dwarf fort instead

No.73449

really wish i was enough of a dumb faggot to like to vtubers seems like endless content

No.73450

never been smart enough for fortress mode

No.73451


No.73452

you dont need smarts to build a nice pump stack lava chamber for mass murdering goblins and elves just enough patience to read the wiki

No.73453

mom was mad because didnt answer her phone call

No.73454

reading the wiki is cheating

No.73455

gonno build a pump stack into your moms womb with my dick

No.73456

good luck finding it they removed moms womb and disposed of it

No.73457

seems a little extreme i doubt youre that ugly

No.73458

came up with aNOTher multi million dollar game idea now i just need to get someone else to make it

No.73459

do you have a logo

No.73460

thats what stablediffusion is for

No.73461

soulless

No.73462

once AI becomes so good that you can just write prompts into it and it will automatically make an entire game for you im not sure what will happen to the gaming industry i feel like people will just start making their own games and sharing them online or something

No.73463

cant wait for more procedurally generated pixel metroidvania roguelikes

No.73464

you mena open world survival crafting simulators

No.73465

in the future humans will only serve the purpose of being the creative directors and innovators while AI does the rest

No.73466

norms go insane if they arent allowed to do menial tasks badly and engage in pointless drama for 40 hours a week

No.73467

honestly did not realize tubers cared more about making 50-200k a year working a fake job than they do about their coworkers wellbeing

No.73468

even if you wont to use ai for all the art at least use it for coloring or making textures pop out

No.73469

love a nice bpd pretend suicide attempt for attention in my job where i get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to be worshiped all day because i have a pussy because my coworkers arent validating me enough wish i didnt bother reading about this garbage

No.73470

wish i didnt bother reading that post i care so little and have so much contempt for those teens its driving me to drink

No.73471

hate roasts

No.73472

want to watch a movie but not any specific one its got to have a certain feel

No.73473

watch dinner in america

No.73474

that feel isnt shot on digital

No.73475

how about army of darkness

No.73476

good idea but i rewatched recently

No.73477

making chicken strip tacos gonno watch heavenly creatures

No.73478

pissed

No.73479

guess ill snooz

No.73480

crying for joel osteen

No.73481

the kid from the sixth sense its okay hes just obese i am too

No.73482

im o beast

No.73483


No.73484

>>73477
watched that one not long ago Please stick it in mee

No.73485

mom told me a week ago my 28 year old cousin had a kid and i just realized that son of a bitch stole the name i was gonno give to my daughter if i ever got laid what the flip

No.73486

>>73469
she made the company implode perhaps the most successful bpd freakout of all time

No.73487

nice baby dolores

No.73488

she was the first girl i ever met that was as smart as me and i think she liked me or at least wasnt repulsed by me like everyone else who knew me in the years prior to her entering the school in fourth grade or whatever

No.73489

youre NOT gonno breed so what does it matter

No.73490

theres still plenty of time mom was 35 when she had me and id never have a kid with a girl that old

No.73491

sigh katherine

No.73492

love being born to a 35 year old bpd mom and developing autism in fact ive never been born any other way

No.73493

>>73491
id say what it is but i live in the quote unquote united states where 99 percent of births are under the names pedro and lupita so it may be easily found on some newspapers website

No.73494


No.73495

>>73492
bpd is just the natural state of women turned to 11 like autism for men

No.73496

always liked the names elizabeth and annabelle

No.73497

sigh jessica
sigh rebecca
sigh katherine

No.73498

outdated belief it is now believed men have bpd just as frequently as women but they are less likely to seek treatment and be diagnosed partially since they more often also have npd in fact it is believed the diagnosed bpds are the atypical ones since the typical ones are not so self reflective

No.73499

sounds like fake news to me only a woman could be that crazy

No.73500

>>73498
i think youre wrong about a lot of the stuff you just said

No.73501

i think you should read the seminal work "stop walking on eggshells" and then reread my post

No.73502

its also now believed that being trans makes you a real women and race and iq have no correlation

No.73503

lets beat this nerd up for reading words on paper and stuff

No.73504

ok so you wont read it you got me with your intellectualism

No.73505

nice freak recommending a self help book written for bpd women as a target audience sounds like some unbiased material

No.73506

im a product of george bushs no retard left behind act im worth as much as a real human

No.73507

>>73504
that actual statistic is that 75% of people diagnosed with bpd are women and anything else is unscientific speculation

No.73508

was gonno save some blogs but like ron paul says it aint happenin

No.73509

mom was awake when i was going out to the garage and the road was covered in snow pretended i was going to the bathroom chugged two too fast and spewed

No.73510

ive read the book youve read some wikipedia and hopeless romantic wiki article forgive me for thinking im the more informed one

fact is if disease x was diagnosed 9/10 times in women rather than men that isnt mutually exclusive to sampling 1000 random people in an actually representive sample and finding that its actually 50% that meet the criteria because taking only the subset that seeks and accepts a diagnosis is already a biased sample nice lies damn lies and statistics

besides if it wasnt written by a woman youd find some other reason to ironically dismiss it out of hand like uhhh friendish or uhhh (((harvard))) or uhhh self help or uhhh psychology is pseudoscience anyway when at the end of the day you wont read anything ever

No.73511

skipped

No.73512

youve read a self help book wow so informed your 1000 person sample is better than literally millions of diagnoses bh bitch go back to playing pokemon

No.73513

it was an abstract example norm i dont play video games anymore didnt play gen 9 or arceus

No.73514

now you flipped up you have flipped up now

No.73515

listened to the statement and honestly it seems pretty convincing

No.73516

>>73484
god damn that was a good movie i think this peter jackson guy and weta workshop are gonno do big things in the new millenium

No.73517

slept 2 hours then this morning took 10 seconds to find the download image button think today is gonno be rough

No.73518

played pokémon violet and i regret it

No.73519

sigh pulled a muscle in my leg while sleeping

No.73520

what is a lone man in heat supposed to do

No.73521

fire up bumble

No.73522

havent spermed in 2 weeks and can feel tension in my crotch gonno have to unload my neet sperm to some sexy ladies

No.73523


No.73524

that deserves a celebration fire up tor

No.73525

amazing if you eat fish and onions and follow up with some sparkling water your breath starts smelling like cigarette ash

No.73526

considered firing up bumble but suspect every woman on there is a far left feminist

No.73527

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18426259/
this seems to be the study they base the claim of bpd being just as common in men on also if you ask me histrionic personality disorder is more of the stereotyped woman personality turned up to 11 rather than bpd and also ive seen similar claims that autism is just as common in women only underdiagnosed since women have to rely more on relationships so better learn to mask but not sure about that

ive seen plenty of bpd behaviors in men before not that anecdotes count for much there was this one guy i messaged once then never again but still had him on my list then one day he flipping exploded on me telling me how cruel and sadistic i was because i log in and he holds his breath hoping ill message him but i never do and he hopes i die and other things dont remember what he said exactly and so i said uhh i thought you just didnt want to talk i usually dont proactively message people if they dont message me and from my perspective i could have had the same deluded narrative as him

that seemed to calm him down immediately and he apologized and said hed understand if i didnt want to talk now but he hopes i do never did though

No.73528


No.73529

starting to exercise by standing an hour a day phew takes a lot out of me

No.73530

had to shovel no more standing for me today

No.73531

think doctor is mad at me now shes making me take a second med a twice daily abdominal injection

No.73532

>>73527
that guy sounds a lot like me im bpd because of past trauma and did similar thing once and that friend said im like a woman and blocked me and i never had any friends since i force myself to be alone now so i never get too attached

No.73533

no friends what do you call this

No.73534

you are me in a different timeline

No.73535

technically everything in the universe is just you in a different timeline since we all have the same origin point and if you go back far enough in time we all start as the same thing

No.73536

*tips fedora*

No.73537

might buy a nice friendish fedora

No.73538

gonno floor sperm in the hima mansion

No.73539

what about the poor sexy lady maids who have to clean that up

No.73540

crying for them

No.73541

thought today may have been a day to game but i dont think its happening

No.73542

what do you guys have planned for valentines day are you gonno take the missus out for a date

No.73543

gonno spend the night with my gf natalie ice

No.73544

saving up for one hell of a longjo

No.73545


No.73546

cant believe the friends took out saget

No.73547

trying to avoid normburn but everything i cook is full of salt or grease or acid or hotsauce

No.73548

same

No.73549

feel like im never rested when i wake up lately and by lately i mean the last year or so

No.73550

listening to police radios in my area

No.73551

is anyone being a rascal

No.73552

just some traffic stops

No.73554

drank too much milk gonno explode

No.73555

happy valentines day

No.73556

wonder what its like to be loved

No.73557

your brain squirts feelgood juice

No.73558

feels good man

No.73559

>>73532
im like that too

No.73560


No.73561

die slavniegger

No.73563

feeling it

No.73564


No.73565

listened to lily of the incas live album again

No.73566

starting to get really glad grimmi decided to stay indie

No.73567

dont know who that is

No.73568

just realized today is ash wednesday might nojo for lent

No.73569

>>73566
uh isnt she graduating

No.73570

guess ill nojo as well

No.73571

healthy nojo

No.73572

>>73568
im giving up attempting to nojo

No.73573

>>73569
https://twitter.com/GrimmiVT/status/1757238172063559948
she retracted her graduation because of the pasted laugher

No.73574

>>73560
i support the lgbt

No.73575

need to buy 2 hearts of romaine but dont want to go outside

No.73576

nice ass wednesday

No.73577

why do you need to buy lettuce its a waste of money they have no calories or nutrients buy some nice spinach instead

No.73578

romaine isn't lettuce and it's great in sandwiches

No.73579

its a type of lettuce you idiot and spinach is also great in sandwiches

No.73580

stop eating grains

No.73581

spinach is expensive and doesn't last as long and its leaves are smaller with the money i save on spinach i can cram in more cheese and turkey cold cuts

No.73582

lettuce is wypipo shiet real niggas eat hot sauce chicken

No.73583

you seeing this oatman

No.73584

had a nice date with shondo

No.73585

>>73577
spinach is full of oxalates and antinootrients

No.73586

it also has a lot of vitamin k

No.73587

witamins from plants are not digestible

No.73588

feast on the insects then

No.73589

woke up dreamt about him sigh

No.73590

had a nice dream where i was in a long tower with a seemingly endless staircase and the more i descended the more mysterious things got where at the top levels there was light coming in from windows and lots of norms walking around and at the lower levels it was dark quiet and had a lot of old stuff in the rooms it felt eery and creepy but i felt more comfortable at the lower levels

No.73591

that was my lair

No.73592

mom got me a 6 pack of imports for normentines and i already had 3 hope im not awake all night

No.73593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvzpG6ee0H0
hb nice thad school days stream

No.73594

normthad

No.73595

you cant call pnig norm

No.73596

he had a j and gf

No.73597

crying like a fat unemployed pig because i read a sad japanese cartoon

No.73598

>>73593
wonder if that dontclick folder on his desktop is ironic or not how is he allowed to use a computer

No.73599

he paid his debt to society

No.73600

thought the rules were different hes got two launchers for ped messaging programs on the desktop and a vpn bookmark in the browser no way could you get away with that shit in arizona

No.73601

decided to switch to spam instead of bacon for the remainder of this recession its close to half the price if you buy in bulk

No.73602

smart i personally like corned beef as my go to cheap food

No.73603

mom makes spam with canned hash sometimes get heartburn every time

No.73604

never had spam

No.73605

i dont remember what it tastes like i havent had it in more than a decade

No.73606

its like a savoury fatty pork the taste of the fat is more prominent than the pork

No.73607

whatever it is i need mom to save her money for beer

No.73608

i simply use my tismbux on buying the cheapest vodka i can find and mix it with dr pepper to make my own homemade brew

No.73609

sounds vile only ever done it with whiskey

No.73610

might be time to start mixing hand sanitizer with sprite

No.73613

guess ill snooze im starting to think again

No.73614

think ill snooze too

No.73615

snoozing as well lets sync up

No.73616

couldnt snooze started trying to find my chili recipe again but naming text files randomly has bit me in the arse

No.73617


No.73618

ran out of water and dont wanna move to get more

No.73619

gonno play some outdated pay2win scam mmo until im 40 brb

No.73620

things would be a whole lot different if i could game

No.73621

why cant you game son

No.73622

no one posted today im the last one left

No.73623

I'm glad

No.73624

might finally end it

No.73625

made a bluesky account

No.73626

dont know what that is

No.73627

mom got burgs on the way home gonno feast

No.73628

this is it ghosta inaj stat or ill be living in the streets like terry

No.73629

if you cant neet anymore then its better to suicide than to lower yourself to the level of a norm

No.73630

mom bought california pistachios

No.73631

this world could use more good men like me

No.73632

gonno sperm to some nice male on futa

No.73633

thats 70% gay

No.73634

>>73628
sigh what happened

No.73635

woke up mom made burritos n rice

No.73636

finger went numb while driving assumed because it was cold out but been home for 15 minutes and the numbness is just getting worse

No.73637

its carpal tunel from too much gaming

No.73638

>>73628
i told you to get the tugboat going while you had time

No.73639

its joever

No.73640

cant get a tugboat without a diagnosis and medical history possibly medication history too

No.73641

ya thats what remus is for and why ive been telling you for years you need to do it

No.73642

ill do it tomorrow

No.73643

if you can afford a gym member ship you can still figure stuff out while living in the car just spam the indeed apps or whatever look into security if you have no record making the resume itself is the worst part

No.73644

crying desperately for my bros who havent been able to secure a stable neet future

No.73645


No.73646

pretty sure i lost my bitcoins like five years ago trying to buy vpn time but i think ill spend tomorrow looking for the paper wallets anyway

No.73647

>>73645
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No.73648

lost everything when turt left me holding his bags

No.73649

not expecting anything and im sure its impossible to retrieve but i have a plan b in a baby savings account mom made for me that i was supposed to upgrade to an adult account when i turned 18 so ive got around 800 big ones to gamble

No.73650

i dont really plan on living past my parents dying anyway ill probably be 50 when both of them die and im only 28 now and life just becomes more unbearable with each passing year i actually look forward to it ending

No.73651

nice teen

No.73652

tweenban

No.73653

uh i dont plan on living that long either i simply dont trust moms financial decision making skills and need a backup plan that doesnt involve working

No.73654

sadly dont see a way around getting a j once mom kicks it but might be able to invest a decent amount from inheritance and get away with retiring since im dadnorm might be able to sell an extra boomer mansion just need to wipe his ass when he becomes an invalid and stop him from going to a nursing home so the state doesnt steal it all

No.73655

pasted dadwipe

No.73656

unless medicaid can cover that NOT sure how that shite works

No.73657

when mom dies im gonna sell all her assets move to cambodia and drink until i die

No.73658

thats smart i never thought about moving to a poor country i could live an easy life there cheaply

No.73659

cambodia has the advantage of granting visas to anyone who pays them 300 bucks a year whereas most of the others require some kind of investment

No.73660

is it worth being surrounded by seamonkeys for the rest of your life

No.73661

gonno be surrounded by third world browns anyway in 20 years at least in southeast asia theyre properly domesticated

No.73662

>>73660
im indoneetsian were good people

No.73663

went to 4norm and its nonstop posts about trannies

No.73664

4trannies

No.73665

simply browse in gallery mode and ignore textposts

No.73666

dont use any scripts anymore

No.73667

love going there and seeing the funny soyjaks always brightens up my day

No.73668

the purebrowser

No.73669

nah i just never bothered after reinstalling

No.73670

>>73650
thought the same thing but then mom died 20 years ahead of schedule

No.73671

sigh

No.73672

big sigh

No.73673

didnt buy enough bitcoin in 2011 and 2012 and 2017 didnt buy amd didnt buy nvidia thats it for me im gonno have to start begging for lottery ticket money instead of blog money

No.73674

im europoor so ill probably register in germany for grant money then move to romania since its really cheap and has the best internet in eu

No.73675

wonder how much a romanian wife costs

No.73676

might get a nice korean exchange student gf meself

No.73677

no dont all those slants are in a feminist cult

No.73678

thought of a funny post but forgot to post it

No.73679

hoo boy just remembered theres another whopper left in the fridge might start a movie

No.73680

simply find a nice evangelical korean

No.73681

dont rememeber the last time i watched a movie from start to finish

No.73682

getting drunk helps

No.73683

had a killer migrane yesterday couldnt even screenstare for more than a minute had to snooze for 20 hours just to get rid of it

No.73684

youre ready to pick up where you left off now though right

No.73685

thinking of spermsnoozing

No.73686

a mere sperm cant help me snooze

No.73687

caffeine is a stimulant its lack can be responsible for frequent headaches

No.73688

never got that even when i was slamming packets of walmart energy drink twice or thrice a day

No.73689

>>73684
ya im gaming

No.73690

mindblowing that eating a whopper for dinner every day and watching cartoons all day is out of reach for your average 30 year old unemployable virgin

No.73691


No.73692

i deserve to get drunk and eat fast food every day on my gross income of $0 and im not being ironic

No.73693

had a dream about having leeches all over me the other day havent been covered in real leeches in at least 18 years

No.73694

also had a dream about teens stealing the chickenwire in the backyard and being too beta to confront them

No.73695

cant remember the last time dreamed

No.73696

fish n chips in the air fryer lads

No.73697

dropped my car keys on floor of a public bathroom

No.73698

got the ick

No.73699

ick on eck

No.73700

uhh its 2024 we all have keyless go gramps

No.73701

keyless still needs a fob noDrive

No.73702

listening to mosaic.wav

No.73703

used to listen to the collection album on the bus

No.73704

thinking about gaddafi sigh

No.73705

my listening to doujin music on the bus days are long behind me

No.73706

same fond of some memories but im better off now the years have been kind to my mental health

No.73707

your walker, sir

No.73708

woke up and went on another hike with mom

No.73709

love mom lets sperm her

No.73710

lets not and say we did

No.73711

its about time we changed threads dont you think

No.73712

being able to load long threads with no issue is proof you arent using a normdevice

No.73713

Posted from My iPhone

No.73714

i can load the thread without issue dont even have a smart phone but it takes a few seconds because my connection to ota is bad and i dont like scrolling all the way down

No.73715

why scroll simply press ctrl down

No.73716

never knew about that hotkey thanks

No.73717

wait till you hear about home and end keys

No.73718

dont use that tone with me boy

No.73719

the power user

No.73720

took the plunge on a bag of goon overpaid by a few dollars because of the store i went to but it was on the way and they also sell a malt liquor i havent seen anywhere else

No.73721

sigh cant drink goon anymore because of my liver

No.73722

no idea what pinot grigio is but it was the strongest one ill do the drinking for both of us

No.73723

might crack

No.73724

gonno get wild on a fridey night by changing my bedsheet

No.73725

gotta get down on friday

No.73726

thinking about how im in my 30s and yet somehow have less skills than a 15 year old i cant even cook an egg

No.73727

i could walk you through it if not for the post timer

No.73728

might fire up a specialjo

No.73729

whats the occasion

No.73730

its fridey night

No.73731

this stuff isnt bad it tastes like the best kilju i ever made

No.73732

had food poisoning went away after two 30 minute shites

No.73733

used to get what i thought was food poisoning a lot between 12 and 14 but it was just my stomach hurting and needing to lay on the bathroom floor for hours

No.73734

fired up dragons blogma its pretty fun

No.73735

only played the demo when it came out a few years ago dont want to play it only because theres a new one out so i guess i never will

No.73736


No.73737

one thing im liking is i only now feel the need to piss one in a night down from like six isnt bad

No.73738

not sure what the sulfites are gonno do to me but if im fine ill start buying these regularly

No.73739

should i have fish and chips or burgs or hot dogs for breakfast

No.73740

id consider all three on equal footing its time to bring out the coin and flip

No.73741

im cel im NOT allowed to flip

No.73742

im stuck ten years in the past and i keep forgetting when ten years ago actually was

No.73743

ten years ago were the dark ages in between jp being usable and hima being born i guess ota was serviceable at the time and the w was active

No.73744

uhh

No.73745

dont say the h word im still in mourning why did it need to happen in my time

No.73746

keep saying suck my little ass out loud hope mom hasnt heard

No.73747

always assume moms hearing is only slightly worse than mine when its way worse i weep thinking about how many nights of headphoneless gaming ive wasted

No.73748

cant game anyway but being able to crank the tv would help

No.73749

mom told me to press ctrl alt shift windows l sigh

No.73750

decided on the fish n chips

No.73751

was planning on going and getting fish and chip supplies tomorrow Please stick it in mee ill be joining you soon enough

No.73752

dinner last night was just a protein bar peanuts and chips feeling it in my gut this morning

No.73753

hey ur mom's boats on?

No.73754

>>73749
Please stick it in mee

No.73755

dont geti t

No.73756

gonno start tubing with a feels guy model

No.73757

>>73755
it opens a jobnorm site on wangblows 11

No.73758

couldnt pay me to use that shite

No.73759

dont use 11 just friendgled it

No.73760

modern life just drags on too much we need a new world war or i might go insane

No.73761

works on 10 too

No.73762

are you kidding it already goes way too fast i can make a plane trip in a day that would have taken months less than 250 years ago

No.73763

mom cranked the heat to 66 im flipping dying

No.73764

>>73762
what i mean by drags on too much is that its too boring and we live way too long

No.73765

woke up spermed

No.73766

wouldnt mind living for a few hundred years or more

No.73767

same but only if i was given an allowance of say 500 years and was able to time travel so if i wanted i could spend 20 years reliving the same year

No.73768

also id have to be able to shapeshift and have the ability to control my own circumstances i dont want to have to relive another single second as myself i suck

No.73769

the rope is my only friend

No.73770

… I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
… I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
… I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
… My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
… Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

No.73771

put the goon bag out in the snow the freezer was full

No.73772

sigh favorite doujin artist is doing ntr now its over

No.73773

never been cucked whats it like

No.73774

love a good ntr where i automatically self insert as the guy getting cucked just cause i subconsciously understand that thats my place

No.73775

been getting ntrd 24/7 since puberty guys like nb stole all my potential gfs

No.73776

you got blogged

No.73777

gaming

No.73778

wish i could go back to 2012 and stay there forever

No.73779

wish i could go back and induce a miscarriage in mom

No.73780

2012 2013 2014 those were the days 2015 and 2016 were good but the decline had begun by then

No.73781

watched an einstein documentary with mom expected something about physics but it was just a preachy hour of nazis bad

No.73782

self insert as the girl in ntr

No.73783

einstein no kaibutsu now that was a good manga

No.73784

didnt einstein just steal some unknown guys ideas when he was working at the post office

No.73785

asked chatgpt she says no

No.73786

dont use that satanic shite

No.73787

NOThin satanic shes pro circumcision and loves gods chosen people

No.73788

gonno cancerwave a bean burrito and then a can of soup once i get through two or three more mugs of wine

No.73789

these mugs are 8 ounces so ive had like 8 beers worth but i barely feel it think the carbonation meme isnt actually a meme at all and it actually does help alcohol absorption

No.73790

or i have diabeetus and the grain is what makes me tired

No.73791

went to assmongoloids subGaia and half of the posts are still about niji vs laughter

No.73792

whenever im reminded you exist it makes me opposed to the death penalty because you deserve to suffer for decades instead of getting the sweet release of death

No.73793

had to take the kitty to the vet to get his penis unblocked sigh only had him for 6 months

No.73794


No.73795

why was it blocked

No.73796

hope you werent pulling the ol steve austin on that cat

No.73797

i mean steve irwin

No.73798

maybe steve austin fingerblasts fish kitty too i dont know

No.73799

guess ill watch some vids eat a tuna sandwich and snooze my schedule is completely flipped again sigh didnt last even two weeks this time around

No.73800

stood up and vision was full of black swirling stars but think at least one of them was a real fly

No.73802

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRMySGnwyXw you seein this seki and turt

No.73803

woke up still tired as hell

No.73804

have some coffee

No.73805

i did and then i went on a hike with mom

No.73806

gth hikemom

No.73807

groan spermed on the back of me pantaloons

No.73808

I bet I can take every single one of you low lives down. After all you are nothing but a bunch of limp wristed faggot wimps.

No.73809

barely getting drunk off this wine so i think im just gonno start now and switch to blogs later

No.73810

my wife wants a divorce

No.73811

thats too bad how long have you two been married

No.73812


No.73813

not bad stared at me wallpaper and only checked the remaining time once

No.73814

wallpaper or wallpaper

No.73815

only started using one again last year i change it up every once in a while

No.73816

played some noita

No.73817

heard about it but have no idea what it is

No.73818

its finnish for witch

No.73819

if theres anyone id trust to make a video game its finns

No.73820

sigh he loved angry birds and clash of clans

No.73821

he loved habbo more

No.73822

dont like mobage but i didnt know they were finnish no surprises there theyve got kids thousands of miles away buying their tshirts at walmart

No.73823

my 5 year plan is to gamble all 800 big ones and somehow turn it into 80 thousand big ones so i can buy a used airstream and an acre of land and then get on welfare

No.73824

im good at sports gambling you should send me the money

No.73825

sure do you need my social security number

No.73826

the way i see it once i get rich without ever working its all duck eggs pigs and solar panels for me i dont think im gonno pay for internet ill just go into town and aircrack someone from a laptop in the car

No.73827

mom was watching that irish banshee movie when i walked out didnt want to get spoilered but i thought it was set in modern day

No.73828

kitty is staring

No.73829

dislike animals apart from female dogs or as i call em bitches because thats what moms always had

No.73830


No.73831

now im drunk it took way longer than beer

No.73832

the upside is i can throw the box at the wall and not wake mom up shattering a bottle at 3 am

No.73833

sounds like good fun

No.73834

it would be if i thought i could get away with it forever but im too tard to understand if i can

No.73835

i know what you mena

No.73836

drank a blog for the first time since thursday the cost may be worth it

No.73837

still cant believe that norm stole my name he isnt even full white why not steal one of the thousands of other names that arent exclusive to anglos

No.73838

fuck that bitch gonno sit in my room and hope he dies before his daughter gets too old so i can swoop in and teach her shes subhuman

No.73839

youre deranged

No.73840

ya so it was my name first

No.73841

might watch insomnia '02 with mom tomorrow

No.73842

the goonbag is now out of the cardboard and being administered straight into my mouth

No.73843

squeezed that bag like a cows teat

No.73844

had to put kitty down crying

No.73845

sigh y

No.73846

his kidneys failed because of his penis blockage and then his penis reblocked and i couldnt afford 5k for surgery and hospitalization

No.73847

dont like cats but id give it to you in a second if i had it

No.73848

the last time a pet died that mom didnt make me bury in the yard i was looking at the house we had to leave a decade prior because of rent increases from the parking lot of the vets office sigh

No.73849

>>73846
gomenasai

No.73850

>>73846
hes one of the lucky ones didnt realize the dog caught piccolo before it was way too late

No.73851

if i lived in canadia theyd have put me to sleep by now

No.73852


No.73853

suicide is the only true act of free will which is the proof that humans have free will but only because of suicide nothing else is due to free will only suicide

No.73854

might vomit after eating that mcdonalds breakfast

No.73855

most humans are animals living out their lives instinctively but not me no not me i will commit the ultimate act of free will and end it

No.73856

family didnt tell me how cousin did it think because they feared me copying him

No.73857

seems silly to think most people keep on living to chase after little dopamine rewards until their body fails and they die when you can choose to end the game early

No.73858

its NOT the season anymore and actually were just a month away from spring wheres the new thread

No.73859

neverending christmas nig season

No.73860

were staying in this one permanently

No.73861

3495 bump limit

No.73862

the bump limits just a myth

No.73863

which one are we moving to i was snoozing

No.73864

were NOT moving

No.73866

cant wait to make post 2938378 in this thread

No.73867

can tinyboard even handle that big a thread

No.73868

no imageboard software known to man can handle the full power of the himabros

No.73869

cooked spaghetti and neetballs

No.73870

guess ill jo

No.73871

makin some fish and chips

No.73872

im flipping out

No.73873

love being a fleshy robot that is constantly tormented by endless emotions

No.73874

i dont in fact i think life flippin blows

No.73875

guess ill crack and make a snack

No.73876

love blogging about how im gonno rope for the 500th time like a teengirl on livejournalsugi

No.73877

vacuumed and mopped the apartment

No.73878

the apartmentguy

No.73879

got a nice nipah banner

No.73880

forgot to make that snack

No.73881

played one game of dota and uninstalled those hacks at valve really destroyed the game

No.73882

was always too low iq for dota

No.73883

ya dont know what their problem is

No.73884

dota got ruined 16 years

No.73885

ago

No.73886

bored

No.73887

cracked a sixer for the first time in a week in kittys honor

No.73888

cant crack fast enough to get a buzz after that wine im just wasting them

No.73902

wine is reserved for sipping and connoisseurs its not for getting shitfaced

No.73903

im just tired of it all and theres still so much time left to go

No.73904


No.73905

wish i was in bed in the shire right now about to wake up for an honest days work at a relaxed pace

No.73906

lovin dragons blogma damned good game glad i only waited 11 years to fire it up and didnt put it off any longer

No.73907

if i could game id fire it up too

No.73908

might fire it up or maybe skip and just play the second one

No.73909

i want to go to bed at 11 and wake up at 6 or 7 like i used to

No.73910

when i was suddenly able to go to bed early for a period a few years ago it didnt make any difference i just snoozed longer and stayed in bed after waking up

No.73911

woke up too early and couldnt resnooze whats everyone up to

No.73912

edged so hard i passed out for half an hour then i edged some more and got out of bed

No.73913

the edgelord

No.73914

all joing is edging for me now because im old and fat with zero stamina and my dopamine receptors are fried

No.73915

skipped dinner last night doctor is gonno be mad at me if skip again so hitting up chipotle

No.73916

they stopped accepting online orders had to go to the chinese place

No.73917

only eat white people food

No.73918

god dang wypipo colonizin our imageboard

No.73919

dont have any problem with the food just the creatures that brought it here

No.73920


No.73921

nicotine is for big shot executives and tradesmen not neets

No.73922

shaved

No.73923

forgot i have to cook half a pound of sausage before it goes bad not even hungry

No.73924

cook it keep in the fridge and reheat later

No.73925

ya thats what i did now if im awake before 2pm this week i have breakfast ready

No.73927

thanks otamin

No.73928


No.73929

said i was gonno start cracking two days a week and not get into the malt liquor but rules are meant to be broken

No.73930

too white for anything but a chocolate malt

No.73931

malt liquor was meant for the upper middle class to start

No.73932

>>73927
for what

No.73933

oh flip someone else learned how to bump the thread

No.73934

forget when it stopped bumping to begin with i know it usually does it after maybe 2000

No.73935


No.73936

bet i could have gotten a gf if i played horde

No.73937

i sent otaman aa heavy worded email so it would bump again

No.73938

lies i utilised an ancient secret ota technique

No.73939

check this 8

No.73940

uncs brother stole eight million from him

No.73941

wouldnt mind stealing 8 big ones from a family member as long as they were an asshole which they pretty much all are

No.73942

have to piss so bad but im waiting for mom to turn the shower on before she goes to work the wall is too thin to bottle right now

No.73943

there it goes

No.73944

mom wouldnt eavesdrop

No.73945

i know her hearing is dramatically worse than mine but i dont trust it its like how when i was a kid i thought if i couldnt see the top of someones head that they were my height

No.73946

snoozin

No.73947

trying to fix my schedule

No.73948

hair so dirty it stinks

No.73949

cant wait for june 21st cant wait to gorge myself on aNOTher helping of tasty fromslop

No.73950

pirating it NOT spending another cent on smellden stink after that disastrous release

No.73951

got a big bone thinking about tubers again

No.73952

die boner

No.73953

pipe -> |

No.73954

gonno go out with mom to get snacks not a lot of coupons this week

No.73955

love living a life of just taking it easy until mom dies being a modern day diogenes is not so bad

No.73956

did you know you can transform any girl into a mom

No.73957

only henri is allowed to do that

No.73958

>>73955
i am taking it easy but not mentally because im an angry little nerd with a big ego

No.73959

sigh was too depressed to get snacks or blogs mom didnt say ynaj but she said she ran out of savings and wont be able to afford the rent after april unless she begs a friend who shes still paying back

No.73960

if i sold everything but the computer on egay i could probably make 2000 but that would just be her bills and rent before even food

No.73961

woke up laughing at the norms steamed about last epoch

No.73962

whats wrong with it

No.73963

neetbux lady called told her a bunch of lies and hung up

No.73964

>>73962
the servers dont work

No.73965

i really need to get some wd40 for my chair

No.73966


No.73967

>>73964
theyre doing that as a tribute to diablo

No.73968

playing the new splatoon dlc its so much fun

No.73969

die seki

No.73970

new settled

No.73971

i am so flipping dumb

No.73972

cancerwaved the lasta taking my shirt off so i dont get it dirty

No.73973

bored

No.73974

theres a smt5 dlc coming

No.73975

ill need to play 1 through 5 first

No.73976

im 32 unemployed and living with my parents

No.73977


No.73978

got stuck in my awkward depressed teen phase for an extra 15 years

No.73979

whats good airing tight now

No.73980

i dont know i wish i did i havent watched anime outside of amvs in almost two years

No.73981

never watched anime or tv shows or movies always get bored after a few minutes turn it off and start gaming

No.73982

Hi, fellow paste NEETs. I'm NEET too.

No.73983

flip off

No.73984


No.73985

'ate this world

No.73986

gonno eat your arse if youre not careful

No.73987

got a huge steak for 5 big ones its almost warm enough out to grill but im too lazy to clean it

No.73988

mom just made steak

No.73989


No.73990

nice steakmom

No.73991

gonno splode easily ate a pound of that stake pretty flipping good for 5.35 on sale

No.73992

splurged on some cheap sushi too hungover to cook

No.73993

the swamp ass has fully saturated the seat of these sweatpants and i dont have another clean pair

No.73994

blog is dead

No.73995

ive been clearing tabs

No.73996

fired up ar tonelico 2 on the normulator

No.73997

looks fun

No.73998

gave meself a neetcut and gamed

No.73999

might go for a nice shower and shave

No.74000

was thinking about pulling the ol safety razor out and doing a non teenshave for once

No.74001

stranger danger

No.74002

sigh he hated hearing kids yell that at the local pool

No.74003

>>73996
bought that when it came out and never touched it

No.74004

not sure what id do if i was a hobbit dont think they had a printing press but maybe id be the guy that records the years harvest or something

No.74005

you could get a job carving pipes

No.74006

ya i guess not good at anything useful but maybe if i practice ill be prepared when i get isekaid

No.74008

wwtd

No.74009

oatman

No.74010

>>73989
dont get it

No.74012


No.74013

wish i was pekos monkey

No.74014

nigAI

No.74015

pekos monkey flips her

No.74016

they dont call him the fucking monkey for nothin

No.74017

the flip monkey

No.74018

im the flip neet

No.74019

mom said i need to look for a j

No.74020

look for a jo

No.74021

mom is a lech

No.74022

was gonno make a pizza tonight but mom forgot cheese sigh

No.74023

make your own cheese

No.74024

i cant i dont have a 4skin

No.74025

ill lend you mine

No.74026

gonna spend this fridey nite sipping wine and doing reps

No.74027

the ankidrone

No.74028

feeling enraged

No.74029

all my rage is directed inward because i have the testosterone levels of an 80 year old

No.74030

gonno snooze

No.74031

its too early to snooze

No.74032

penis in girl and she yelps and he dribbles

No.74033

sigh think the water heaters broken didnt find out until i went to take a weekly shower

No.74034

wasnt the water heater it was the heater heater so mom had to spend a third of her paycheck to have someone come out before monday

No.74035

it started smoking and now the room smells like burning oil hope i die

No.74036

been hoping to die for 20 years now

No.74037

https://files.catbox.moe/get82b.mp4 hate having lunch with nb because he always does this

No.74038

woke up beautiful moon outside

No.74039

good mooning

No.74040

it was a thousand bucks drained moms checking account and shes freaking out that the slumlord wont reimburse her and then steal the security deposit if she threatens to get a lawyer for all the illegal things hes doing cant take much more of this i may have to get on some lobotomypills dont think i have the time to hope for bux

No.74041

threaten his life

No.74042

get nb to give him a good beating thatll teach him

No.74043

glad moms a ceo

No.74044

mom divorced a ceo so im settled

No.74045

im ceo of neetville

No.74046

>>74044
what company

No.74047

wonder if the power of positive thinking is real or if its just a kind of secular religion

No.74048

its real my life got much better after my early 20s because of it

No.74049

define better and does it work if youre 30

No.74050

less worse yes

No.74051

how do i do it

No.74052

gonno buy the trump sneakers

No.74053

ate spam and eggs mouth is coated in spamgrease

No.74054

mom praised my pbelly

No.74055

simply realize that theres not much to life other than having shelter and being fed and find peace with the fact that every other out of the infinite paths of life would lead to despair of not willing to be a true self that you must achieve

No.74056

sometimes i think about what falling in love would feel like and get sad

No.74057

fell in love with a tuber

No.74058


No.74059

do hood nigs count as truneets

No.74060

do trunigs count as hood neets

No.74061


No.74062

new ross

No.74063

rewatched that 3 hour ai ross as background noise the other day perfect timing

No.74064

die rossnorms

No.74065

damn good vid that one rewatch it sometimes

No.74066

im in dire need of some friends now

No.74067

my friends are here

No.74068

NOT your friend buddy

No.74069

we are bestiess

No.74070

didnt eat yesterday except for a chicken thigh some rice and a bag of beef jerky feasted today im stuffed

No.74071

i consider everyone here to be a friend and a buddy

No.74072

buddy or buddy

No.74073


No.74074

ran out of ram opening that and had to reboot but it was worth it because i didnt have to watch it

No.74075

owned

No.74076

im getting constantly owned every second of every day thats nothing

No.74077

love getting most food from the work cafeteria and taking extra monster zeros from the mk

No.74078

never drank a monster are they good

No.74079

flip you worknorm

No.74080

guess ill make some dogs and fire up that ross didnt realize it was 40 minutes long

No.74081

sigh got all excited for a ross and its just dead norm news guess ill watch the sseth instead

No.74082

do you not have the time to watch a combined hour of video why not both

No.74083

im a busy man

No.74084

ross is inadvertently close to pondering the jayq in his rant about americans being cattle

No.74085

any peds

No.74086

only accidentally

No.74087

woke up

No.74088

happened to find out ghost is back again but after looking at the most reposted images i want to shoot myself

No.74089

checked the w and spermed hard to that sexy lisa

No.74090

think im gonno go all in on egay even some dell oem xp disk moms had in the garage for 20 years has sold for 20 big ones this month https://www.ebay.com/itm/225880529213 if there are people retarded enough to pay for something i found on the internet archive in 10 seconds why not

No.74091

let me hear that howl

No.74092


No.74093

never saw that movie

No.74094

damn good movie

No.74095

only ate like 1000 calories yesterday

No.74096

no idea how much that is

No.74097

dont move or think so thats less food i need to eat

No.74098

same i could probably survive a month with a bag of dog food like nasubi

No.74099

sipping my coffee raised my monitor brightness from 45 to 65

No.74100

'crastinatin'

No.74101


No.74102

wish i owned a gun think it would do a lot for my confidence

No.74103


No.74104

guess ill make tacos for dinner

No.74105

crysis is still my favorite game because you can strangle coreans with 1 hand indefinitely

No.74106

couldnt get it to run after i reinstalled w7 last year or the year before wanted to replay it for that reason

No.74107


No.74108


No.74109

love watching balding nerds scream at video games

No.74110

drank too much caffeinated soda and tardrambled to mom for like 3 hours started thinking i may actually be intelligent its just that im retarded in every other way so it isnt channeled properly

No.74111

although its far more likely im tard and simply managed to find much smarter manbabies to emulate via the internet

No.74112

another day another monday

No.74120

wish i was still in the neetphase where every day was like a saturday now its like every day is a monday

No.74121

mindblowing that my great great grandparents came here little knowing that yurop would become a neet paradise and id be screwed

No.74122

you gotta be a little insane to leave civilization and spend three months in a boat so you can get off in an unexplored landmass

No.74123

we all go a little mad sometimes

No.74124

gramps and gram came here in the 50s by plane that must be why im so well adjusted and mentally stable

No.74125

im well adjusted to neetin it up

No.74126

im well adjusted to flippin women

No.74127

wonder if watching the dot and the line over and over turned me tard

No.74128

read a lot about taxes what the flip how is this legal

No.74129

love drinking coffee to the point where my heart starts feeling uneasy and challenged

No.74130

drank some because i stayed up all night and im already exhausted

No.74131

never got out of my neet phase wonder when ill finally become a norm

No.74132

playing some balatro its fun

No.74133

yep fermented grape juice is the best

No.74134

saw a fat chinese girl walking outside in a pink tube top her gut was hanging out

No.74135

nice lets knock up that plump chinese girl with baby batter

No.74136

sounds like a nice tuber gf

No.74137

getting real tired of the arrogance of the demiurge to insist on my gf constantly not being okayu

No.74138

bored bored bored

No.74139

same been too tired to do anything i was gonno make a tuna sandwich but i gave up

No.74140

teenshaved have a dark red rash all over my neck

No.74141

ghota remembers and the norms farce is almost done

No.74142

mom is home

No.74143

pastaguy flippin made it https://files.catbox.moe/sx45j0.png

No.74144


No.74145

>>74143
theyre in for a rude awakening when they realize they paid all that for another elliott

No.74150


No.74151

ghotabros i have done a sin, i need to know if youre all alright with having a GPT perpetuate your epic posts

https://files.catbox.moe/96cabw.png

i will stop if no

No.74152

no

No.74153

wish i was epic

No.74154

mom made me do the dishes

No.74155

>>74145
theyll simply pay 10 million to some foid to be his gf and prevent his elliottification

No.74156


No.74157

aispermed

No.74158

>>74151
kill yourself

No.74159

my favorite jidol wore an outfit like flannel pajamas except it was in the shape of a miniskirt with zettai ryouiki

No.74160

not the best day going to skip into tomorrow in bed

No.74161

timeskipped most of my life away

No.74162

made burrito

No.74163

wonder where all the time went i still remember being 12 and doing the exact same thing im doing now except i had more positive energy

No.74164

wish i was doing the exact same thing back then i was gaming hard and was able to speak on mic

No.74165

sigh he loved his own voice

No.74166

miss playing garrys mod with the boys

No.74167

sigh murder in my neighborhood now the forensic guys are swarming the place

No.74168

ask them if they worked on the boles-hannah case

No.74169

hate it when someone gets murdered in my neighborhood

No.74170

wish i lived in the states its so boring here in northern europe

No.74171

pasted finn

No.74172

thats the good kind of boring where you have no troubles and can spend an entire life taking it easy

No.74173

hungry might throw 2 processed chicken burgs and a load of fries in the air fryer

No.74174

guess ill snooze didnt crack today or yesterday hoping for a dream

No.74175

phew sexy new a chan

No.74176

just want to drink a box of wine and abuse people in video games sigh

No.74177

sounds like an attainable goal

No.74178

new ross

No.74179

its a video chat you filthy flipping liar

No.74180

nothing lie

No.74181

never lied

No.74182

a video chat is NOT a new ross we agreed on this and yet you keep arrogantly posting new ross even when its NOT a gd

No.74183

same

No.74184


No.74185

but we can agree dead game news is worthy of a post right

No.74186

sure

No.74187

dont want to go out but im considering doing it to get either sub sandwiches or fish and chips

No.74188

stopped drinking soda been two months feeling good

No.74189

>>74155
elliot was anti-escortcel and refused to engage in such because he wanted real love sigh he was too pure for this world

No.74190

10 year anniversary of the Day of Retribution coming up

No.74191

nah

No.74192

what do you mean nah its in less than 3 months

No.74193

new settled

No.74194

tired of black people

No.74195

theyre baste

No.74196

chipotle girl marked my barbacoa burrito bowl then accidentally dropped the sharpie in the guacamole and she just wiped off the marker without changing the guac

No.74197

classic teengirl worker

No.74198

mom came back from the docs and complained about how the brownies in the waiting room wouldnt stfu

No.74199

hate when the brownies conspire with the pancakes to not get in my belly

No.74200

>>74196
hope you reported her

No.74201

i always make sure to get the manager any time a worker does a minor mistake

No.74202

>>74192
sigh forgot what year it was

No.74203

its 2014 next year will be the future from back to the future its going to be so epic

No.74204

dont remember back to the future i know i saw it but i only remember the third one

No.74205

speaking of which think ill shuffle up a movie tonight

No.74206

hey hima

No.74207

flip off

No.74208

what did i do

No.74209

life is all about doing nothing until you die

No.74210

are you sure the norms dont seem to be doing what i am

No.74211

switched to a miku wallpaper

No.74212

spermed

No.74213

why do norms do things when they can do nothing its so weird

No.74214

if im not gaming and watching at least 5 hours a day like i used to by the end of march its over for me i dont see any other way back

No.74215

think i can do it if i try

No.74216


No.74217

sorry i havent been posting normtube links and all youve got is this fliptarded tween i just havent been rocking out as much

No.74218

no one cares dadrocknorm

No.74219

no one cares about the japanese sesame street streams your care worker puts on while you rock in your adult sized crib either

No.74220

love the sheep love jimmers theyre tard

No.74221

guess its time to snooze

No.74222

love the sheep the half elf the alcoholic ice elf the mom the rabbit the pirate the onion the phony faker the konkoyo the lion the baby the electone baby the duck the dog the two dogs the brat and choco

No.74223


No.74224

didnt flush now the hallway smells like piss

No.74225

phlebotomist had to try both arms to get a good vein so now hurts a lot to move cant even game

No.74226

remembering when i spermed and pissed in the toilet and didnt flush properly and it left a strong smell mom complained about

No.74227

at the chinese buffet they remodeled sort of but they missed a couple spots and it smells the same even though the carpet is new

No.74228

inhale the odor

No.74229

saw a fat chinese girl walking outside in a pink tube top her gut was hanging out

got a raging erection

No.74230

want to rub my cock all over the gut and cum all over it

No.74231

mom will be out late but im sure ill waste the opportunity

No.74232

jo on the couch

No.74233

wouldnt do that much for me

No.74234

mozzarella sticks are in the air fryer

No.74235

normzarella

No.74236

phew can i have one

No.74237

loved when it was a mozzarella stick lunch day

No.74238

my name is martin and how about u

No.74239

watched vids all day now i took melatonin to snooze again

No.74240

how do you guys never work out and not feel bad i havent worked out in 2 weeks and i can feel my blood clotting and my heart is struggling i can only feel normal when i actively work out

No.74241

never worked out so this is all i know

No.74242

feelin good and awake for the first time in months gonna have some joe and game

No.74243

chest is hurting again

No.74244

your time is coming

No.74245

Kill yourselves, himafreaks.

No.74246

let me think about it

No.74247

why does everyone hate us sigh

No.74248

>>74242
phew nice hope i get one of those days soon

No.74249


No.74250


No.74251

feeling weird not sure if its good or bad

No.74252

weirdo

No.74253

spend all day refreshing youtube until i get sleepy so i can sleep for 14 hours because sleeping is the only thing i enjoy in life

No.74254

slept my life away

No.74255

wish i could snooze for 14 hours the supposed blackout curtains mom bought me dont do shite and im too lazy to do anything else so ive been sleeping in daylight for over a year

No.74256

i can sleep for a long time cause i have an AC that i put on heat and the heat makes me sleepy

No.74257

gonno make an omelet and watch that movie i really will this time

No.74258

omelet and movie night

No.74259

watched midnight express wish he had seen it he may have been saved from a life of crime

No.74260


No.74261

finna snap that tuberoast

No.74262

ate some pasta now im sippin a blog

No.74263

pastablog

No.74264

rabbit rabbit

No.74265

groan i forgot there goes the month

No.74266

scrap march wait it out until its april

No.74267

gonno do it

No.74268

had a dream i went to hima out of instinct like i do sometimes when i first wake up and it redirected me to a new domain and the index was full of pizza for whatever reason i think it was .flickr

No.74269

sigh he loved cheese pizza

No.74270

been taking these multivitamins and ive been feeling real good lately maybe they arent a scam after all

No.74271

got the house to myself all night

No.74272

never felt good whats it like

No.74273

invite all your friends over for a house party

No.74274

why would i do that when i can walk around naked and loudjo in the living room instead

No.74275

feeling hopeless

No.74276


No.74277

hope is an illusion we are living in an eternal void

No.74278

this world is an illusion exile

No.74279

i have a new theory of gravity
ok so basically time is caused by gravity we are moving towards the gravitational pull of the expansion which stretches spacetime in the forward time direction but mass causes spacetime to stretch in the opposite direction and the change in time is what causes gravity and black holes do not experience time they are stuck in place and as the universe expands they keep stretching spacetime infinitely so anything that falls in their pull will also not experience time and that adds up its true if you fall in a black hole time stops so i think im right time is just gravity and gravity is time wheres my nobel prize

No.74280

new theory that girls have a nice spot between their legs that i want to flip&sperm then snooze in the afterglow

No.74281

you will never get to experience that but you do experience time and gravity

No.74282

uh does time cause gravity or does gravity cause time make up your mind poindexter

No.74283

and i think the reason why mass causes spacetime to stretch or rather slow down its expansion is because the energy of the expansion is all around us and not just at the edge of the universe but universally everyone and thats why there are all that quantum foam in empty space because sometimes that energy will at random turn into quantum particles that go in and out of existence until something interferes with them and they become real but when they become real they will have stolen energy from the expansion in order to do so and thus to gain mass they need to slow down the expansion and as mass collects in one point in space that become gravity and the limit of gravity is the black hole which completely stops the expansion but it can never go backwards in time since that would require you to create energy out of nothing since remember gravity is simply the energy of expansion being stolen so you cannot expand backwards only stop it once you take all the energy out

No.74284

>>74282
well both as i said the expansion of the universe us moving in that direction along with is what creates the illusion of time remember the further back you look in space the further back in time you are seeing so if the universe stopped expanding then time would also stop but when objects gain mass they slow down the expansion within their point in space so time slows down

No.74285

>>74284
and as you are caught in an objects curvature then you also slow down your motion towards expansion which causes your time to relatively slow down which creates the illusion of gravity as it seems like you are falling into the object

No.74286

i think i have it all figured out but no one will care im sure at some point the norms will figure it out themselves too

No.74287

skipped

No.74288

however i should have said visible energy rather than mass causes gravity because photons do have a gravitational pull despite having no mass so visible energy is basically anything that isnt the expansion

No.74289

so there you go a himabro solved the theory of gravity in order for "things" to exist they need to borrow energy from time/expansion and therefore slow the expansion of universe in their point in spacetime which creates what einstein calls the curvature of spacetime since that point isnt moving as fast forward as the empty space around it so its curved and as such gravity is created

No.74290

got an object with mass for you right here

No.74291

gonno mass debate

No.74292

the theory of everything combines general relativity with quantum mechanics and i sort of did i explained how quantum particles create gravity by taking the energy of the expansion when they become real and continue to do so as long as they remain real so i need a nobel prize for this

No.74293

how have the norms not figured this out yet theyre so dumb

No.74294

gotta show your math first like a trusperg then you can make the ghota mansion real

No.74295

the math is only useful for making measurements when einstein started he theorized everything in his head and used simple visuals like im doing i cant do the math cause im a neet with 'tism not a physicist

No.74296

sigh the only times i was ever good at math were when i could do it in my head but i wasnt doing it the way they taught it so i couldnt show work and couldnt articulate how i could do it

No.74297

embarrassing

No.74298

our universe is essentially a contest between push(expansion) and pull(everything else that exists)

No.74299

going to snooze

No.74300

can you stop its really cringey

No.74301

time is expansion and space is the difference in time between objects while gravity is the relative slowing down of expansion/time but i cannot explain what particles are but i suspect that they are also an illusion created by our animal brain the quantum field theory is hard to understand

No.74302

one day i will write a full theoretical physics paper on ghota and get called cringey by one guy

No.74303

sigh i should write this all down in a notebook cause i cant keep track of it all on ghota i want to also theorize about what quantum particles are in terms of fields and interactions since so far i explained why they cause gravity by taking energy from expansion by i want to also figure what the particles themselves are i mean every particle is just a field and its existence can be described based on the way this field interacts with other fields and its the specific way that it interacts that makes it a so called particle this is getting very complex now

No.74304

i get episodes like that too every now and then you should buy a notepad and leave it by your bed since it gets worse when youre trying to sleep it usually doesnt last long

No.74305

have you written any interesting theories

No.74306

thats enough second hand embarrassment for today guess ill go game

No.74307

i just dont understand how the norms did not yet figure out that all energy in our universe comes from the expansion(big bang) and so matter is taking energy from it to exist and thats why it curves spacetime theyre so dumb

No.74308

i havent even figured out how to touch a girl

No.74309

girls are not real they are an illusion

No.74310

the norms know how to touch girls but we know how to touch the universe

No.74311

nikola tesla never touched a woman

No.74312

ya but he was smart so it evened out i dont have either

No.74313

some people are smart some people are wise why not read some philosophy you dont have to go into science

No.74314

read some stoicism like diogenes

No.74315

actually nevermind diogenes was a cynic the ancient greek philosophers seemed fun you had cynics which were just neets i wish i could have lived in that time

No.74316

behold a norm

No.74317


No.74318

norms spend all lives working hard in the hopes of having to do less work later on meanwhile i spend all my life doing no work and never worrying about later

No.74319

i dont have a problem with working id happily work all day in the shire

No.74320

never worked a day of me life

No.74321

worked a few days of my life dont recommend it

No.74322

gonno go for the record of being a manbaby for the longest time plan to make it to 50 without ever cooking a meal

No.74323

>>74320
same but id consider any physical activity or skill training working i dont mean a job

No.74324

i cum

No.74325

I would destroy every boss at lvl 1 and conquer the universe for you (6’1 btw)

No.74326

guess ill make a breakfast burrito

No.74327

submitted to the wine

No.74328

submitted to the lager meself

No.74329

wish i could say the same but mom didnt want to go back out again tonight

No.74330

had to read about taxes cant understand it should have sold all my old shite ten years ago when they were easy to evade

No.74331

got drunk as hell and watched a nice kino

No.74332


No.74333

cant have bfast without five cups of coffee

No.74334

cawfee

No.74335

sighing

No.74336

woke up and remembered i exist

No.74337

fine day to game if i could i think i was dreaming about a jrpg last night even though i dont like them

No.74338


No.74339

when i read the title i thought about him at the pokken tournament Please stick it in mee

No.74340


No.74341


No.74342

jwong is pasted

No.74343

>>74340
want to watch that fat ugly bastard snap that little baby

No.74344

youre sick

No.74345

been browsing and laughing at 4chan posts and pictures for hours now

No.74346

youre tard

No.74347


No.74348

always knew social media would be the death of the internet thank god i still have hidden places like this

No.74349

hate it when other people do things i do

No.74350

norms want to be hip and cool so they invade the spaces with the quirky kids only to ruin it for everyone

No.74351

finished reading a dance with dragons by george rr martin

No.74352

>>74349
i hate it when people who cannot relate to me invade the spaces made for people who are like me where i can feel safe and accepted

No.74353

nice safe space

No.74354

made a pizza im stuffed

No.74355

why would you make a pizza if you couldnt eat it

No.74356

uh i did eat it

No.74357

why didnt you say that earlier

No.74358

sigh sorry

No.74359

dualsense started drifting gonno buy the edge

No.74360

never knew what anyone meant by drifting on the net until recently when that started happening to me on the ps double i just clicked the stick in and it stopped

No.74361

i dont mean it started drifting recently i mean when it did back in 06 or 07 thats how i fixed it never had to buy a new cuntroller or mod it with different gates or any other weird stuff

No.74362

gonno drift into your ass

No.74363

never had a controller drift never had any hardware break norms must handle their stuff like angry gorillas

No.74364

nah just game hard

No.74365

never gamed whats it like

No.74366

sigh had a hardjo and got blood all over my dick

No.74367

thats unhinged

No.74368

gonno unhinge your ass with my dick

No.74369

finna sleep frfr

No.74370

3/2 Nene Birthday and 3D
3/3 Miyabi Birthday
3/3 Pekora 3D
3/5 Miko Birthday
3/7 IRyS Birthday
3/12 Anya Birthday
3/14 Kronii Birthday
3/15 Koyori Birthday
3/16-18 FES 5 CAPTURE THE MOMENT
3/21 Fauna Birthday
3/22 Suisei Birthday and 6 Anniv

gonno be a busy month

No.74371

its supposed to be in the 60s tomorrow im already sweating after my pacemumble cant handle summer yet

No.74372

gonno raid the fridge then its movie time

No.74373

what mobie

No.74374

havent gotten out of my chair yet but its gonno be another shuffle ill keep you abreast

No.74375

just finished dinner in america meself

No.74376

after that guy mentioned it it looked like buffalo 66 but norm

No.74377

cheated the shuffle im too blogged out to watch what it gave me first ill be back in 104 minutes

No.74378


No.74379

indians disgust me the second i heard that accent i closed

No.74380

didnt start it yet tarding out and began fantasizing about my death visiting old gamerbros and girls i liked in middle school

No.74381

in retrospect i think a few girls back then may have liked me or at least would have been responsive to an advance wonder if we can pick up where we left off if i find out where they live

No.74382

im too low iq for life 127 isnt enough

No.74383

wouldnt mind dying if i could become a ghost

No.74384

we are ghosts

No.74385


No.74386


No.74387

these ones werent funny post better embeds next time tubeteen

No.74388

bau bau

No.74389


No.74390

normau

No.74391

mom made chicken noodle soup

No.74392

never had ben and jerrys half baked is it good

No.74393

not sure i buy icecream maybe once a year and i get the cheapest stuff that can still legally be called icecream

No.74394

pasteurized processed icecream product made with real dairy

No.74395

NOT that one

No.74396

dont buy ben and jerrys its woke

No.74397

love some nice cherry garcia

No.74398

thats a 96th percentile iq how can you claim that when norms truck along with 90

No.74399

im probably at 90 now after spending half my life neeting it up

No.74400

did you know technically the collective noun for mom is a sexy of moms

No.74401

wish i knew a sexy mom in her late 30s early 40s that would let me be a househusband while she works

No.74402

phew grimmi 3.0

No.74403

phew chat gemini 3.0

No.74404

sis pointed out my daydreaming and said it was really weird that i was spending 8 hours a night pacing around outside her door

No.74405

what business is it of hers

No.74406

sis want flip

No.74407

you cant just say sis want flip whenever someone brings up a sis

No.74408

i need sex

No.74409

the himabro sex dungeon

No.74410

read 400 pages of a sisflip doujin and they didnt do piv even once

No.74411

why would you do piv with sis what if she gets preg

No.74412

i cant get it up unless shes talking about her womb and getting preg

No.74413

i cant get it up

No.74414

finna sleep

No.74415

cant tell if zoomslang is particularly dumb or it just sounds dumb to me since i didnt grow up with it so my mind automatically labels them as the other

No.74416

started sweating opening a can with the can opener think i have to start exercising

No.74417

guess ill snooze

No.74418

dogsitted for mom for two days

No.74419

a tuber i watch moms bf hasnt worked a day in his life

No.74420

love sitting at home sexually abusing my used goods gf and her daughter

No.74421

sigh wish i had a sexy lady maid wife gf mom daughter

No.74422

sighing for yuzu

No.74423

wait what the flip i just read about that a week ago why did they already settle and nuke everything

No.74424

we still have ryujinx

No.74425

never liked yuzu making ea builds patreon only and going after people distributing them

No.74426

woke up heya ghoty

No.74427

oh its because they were tards and formed an llc in rhode island to withdraw a quarter million of patreon money to instead of incorporating it in nigeria and only taking bitcoin donations

No.74428

hey went to wendys but they hiked the baconator price by 600%

No.74429

have only gotten niggy bags the last few years now that you need a household income of 200k to afford a combo meal once a week

No.74430

woke up heya ghoty

No.74431

im jerkin off call me later

No.74432

tried to make french fries and flipped them up sigh seems like every day of my life im reminded i should have been aborted

No.74433

ran 13 km and passed a man in the park totally covered in facial tattoos he was holding hands with a little boy and then the boy turned to stare at me with a slackjawed expression

No.74434

that boy is a sexslave

No.74435

how come the gays can have boy flipslaves and i cant have a sexy lady slurpslave its not fair its not fair at all ghosta

No.74436

furious and makin a burg

No.74437

why

No.74438

were over 4000 posts my f5s are starting to chug

No.74439

chug these nuts

No.74440

time for us to move to the fidget spinner thread

No.74441

can we use the norm thread Please stick it in mee

No.74442

were NOT moving

No.74443

why NOT

No.74444

>>74437
i was hungry

No.74447

doing my taxes

No.74448

gth jobnorm

No.74449

never paid a single tax and make my birther do all the labour for me while i game

No.74450

if the norms were more like you society could be saved

No.74452

flip it we are moving pick either the hellonig thread or the spinner girl

No.74453

gonno do what i always do and wait to see which one wins before choosing

No.74455

just go in the hellonig thread and shut the flip up

No.74459

love samefagging in the new thread to win the threadwar

No.74460

samefagging to bend others to your will is jp heritage

No.74468


No.74476

ate pasta now im sipping some coffee kitty is snoozing on my lap



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