/ghost/ - The Graveyard

We litter. We are loud. We are fat. We eat standing up. We drive aggressively. We don’t open doors for people. We rush. We are rude. We are prone to domestic violence. We are spoiling for a fight. We put our nose into others’ business. We are sanctimonious. We think we won the War of 1812. We manufacture bad cars, brew bad beer and eat flavorless potato chips. We won’t stop waving the flag. We are bad sports, especially during the Olympics. We think we are the center of the universe, and that money entitles us to everything. But the worst of our sins? We brag about it–nonstop.