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No. 3575

So, its almost Christmas and by the time this thread is bumped it will be Christmas.

At times its been really awkward, really lewd (which I didn't approve of), ironic, fun, but really moving to be with all of you /jp/. Me being banned had me down, but now what I'm wishing this Christmas is for you to all have a happy, weeaboo, and Otaku Christmas filled with joy. Hope you all get one Japan,related gift that fits your niche interests.

Merry Christmas /jp/.
>/jp/

No.3576

Sorry Otamin/T, I forgot to spoil it. Will you please put a spoiler on it for me?

No.3577

I ain't getting no gifts this xmas

No.3578

>>3577
Give me your address and I'll send something nice anon

No.3579

merry christmas, you fucks.

i really like you guys

No.3580

fuck off sean

No.102416

D-san…

No.102421

this is it normally id protest but this is the thread

No.102424

itchy shins

No.102425

https://files.catbox.moe/0wdswz.mp3

No.102426

moisturized

No.102427

constipation for christmas

No.102428

sigh everyones out with their gfs on a christmas date

No.102429

same except i think its just phantom constipation i havent eaten enough for any blockage

No.102430

im so hungry

No.102431

mom made me wait over 5 hours to eat because its supposed to be brunch

No.102432

wish i was hungry got good food for today ate a little and now ive just been bloating

No.102433

texted bro merry christmas hope hes NOT upset i forgot to get presents

No.102434

watching the aipri christmas episode

No.102435

little angels

No.102436

threw up in my mouth

No.102437

was just browsing an artist who draws a lot of vomiting girls

No.102438

at gram and gramps house just ate a giant christmas feast im stuffed

No.102439

turkey or ham

No.102440

cant stop the bleeding

No.102441

ham but i didnt eat any of the ham i just had chicken fried steak

No.102442

stayed up too late was woken up too early got 3 pairs of sweatpants a sweatshirt a bar of soap lotto tickets and snacks

No.102443

win anything

No.102444

i dont know havent touched them yet

No.102445

ate entire jar of peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets needs more salt

No.102446

woke up hey guys

No.102447

still NOT very hungry but forcing myself to eat some more fat and carbs

No.102448

mom told me to clean my room then she came inside and picked up all my things and started organizing them

No.102450

you should come inside something she keeps private and see how she likes it

No.102451

>>102425
what was it

No.102452

tried to nap the tv was on so i couldnt

No.102453

All Alone For Christmas (As Usual) ~Parked mix~ - dqn-kun.mp3

No.102454

made a mess of my guts

No.102455

gonno see if i can get christmas sweets on discount tomorrow

No.102456

mom wants to watch elf on dvd

No.102457

dont you people have blu ray

No.102458

had planned to stay sober at christmas dinner but then mom told me to drink wine

No.102459

eating kimchi chicken rice noodle soup with fried shrimp rice im going watch cytube streams now

No.102460

>>102458
you could always say no

No.102461

never 1ccd a cave shmup although i came damn close at one point unfortunately my skills as a gamer have decreased tenfold since then so theres basically no hope of every achieving it now

No.102462

although i did beat one cave game Please stick it in mee

No.102463

i only beat one cave game at easymodo which was deathsmiles but i like irem shmups more

No.102464

i dont count easymodo as a 1cc

No.102465

only beat princess debut

No.102466

i love compile and compile hearts

No.102467

think i stopped in the middle of neptunia 3 for some reason

No.102468

mom told me to try out this womans youtube strength training workout she said its NOT just for girls
https://youtu.be/tj0o8aH9vJw

No.102469

dont care how good the routine is that woman is completely obnoxious

No.102470

1ccd mushihimesama on novice mode thats it cave games are too hard

No.102471

too stupid and slow for shmups im doomed to be an eternal seconday

No.102472

>>102457
ya watched it in the bluray player

No.102473

tried to explain luigis mansion 2 to mom and she was interested because of the puzzles but turned off by the idea of controlling a character

No.102474

just lost every game from plat to silver 4 in league Please stick it in mee think im gonno end up in iron

No.102475

cant believe you installed their spyware

No.102476

heard about gayming being good for olds to ward off dementia but mom wasnt mentally capable of handling games more complicated than pacman even in her 30s

No.102477

mom used to play nfsu2

No.102479

left behind

No.102480

mom told me to put the lotion on my skin

No.102481

cant get left behind anymore now that i close the tab and reopen on the board instead of the thread itself

No.102482

moms worried about whether the normbors heard gran making suicide threats yesterday

No.102483

looked at the soytch library on normazon while pondering a hypothetical scenario had no idea it was so awful

No.102484

what scenario

No.102485

NOT like i was expecting much but its unthinkable that in the same timeframe there was the entire life of the gaycube and 3 years of wii games

No.102486

>>102484
buying one for mom if she became bedridden and was bored

No.102487

mom deserves a deck not a soytch

No.102488

nah it needs to be something designed for literal babies

No.102489

woke up feeling sore and dessicated even though i had plenty of water checked the thermometer it said 37% humidity brushed showered towels starting to smell and almost out of clean clothes better do laundry

No.102490

guess ill do laundry and check out the after christmas specials at the discounter

No.102491

or so i thought only to arrive and find that theyre closed

No.102492

owned now im snoozing

No.102493

sigh first i was all alone for christmas now im all alone for boxing day

No.102494

wheres your girlfriend

No.102495

https://files.catbox.moe/etiz5t.jpg

No.102496

dont think ive ever watched even a single pro wrestling match

No.102497

the watermarks some of these pixiv artists use keep getting bigger and bigger cant even enjoy looking at the art

No.102498

reproduction is prohibited

No.102499

recently started playing a vn i started in 2013 and never finished took a break for a couple days now when i fire it up it throws a mojibake message before starting the game and all my saves are gone well NOT all of them my 2013 saves that had previously disappeared are back but my current ones are nowhere to be found might just restart since i was on a route that i wasnt really enjoying hence the multi day break although of course ill have to go back to it eventually for full completion only now i cant trust that my saves will work going forward

No.102500

actually im just retarded NOT that this should come as a surprise

No.102501

now you can enjoy replaying it

No.102502

meant to play planetarian when it snows

No.102503

feeling better after having a big green bowel movement

No.102504

>>102499
what vn

No.102505

nice try spoilerer

No.102506

saw some art of youmu breastfeeding myon

No.102507

saw that one too Please stick it in mee

No.102508

frying up some potatoes and sausages and melting some cheese i dont think i need to explain what happens next

No.102509

at christmas dinner aunt said she was ordering in these special half smoked sausages from a restaurant on the other side of the country she said theyre like halfway between hot dogs and smoked sausages then we tried to change the subject but she just went on and on

No.102510

are hot dogs NOT sausages and anyway she wanted you to ask to try some

No.102511

got my special sausages from the other side of the block

No.102512

rumbling in my gut

No.102513

need something to kill time

No.102514

its bad enough to waste time without killing it

No.102515

didnt realize that a year doesnt have exactly 52 weeks till i was an adult

No.102516

the french tried to fix that with metric time and we killed them for it

No.102517

got an ending that i dont even know if it was good or bad or all just a dream

No.102518

mom told me to find someone to date with similar interests

No.102519

tell her to introduce you to someone

No.102520

tweaked my neck or shoulder testing my flexibility

No.102521

>>102513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUAyIosCmE

No.102522

finished a 4 day long edge sesh NOT intentionally mind you

No.102523

awoke

No.102524

die wokenorm

No.102525

went for a ride with mom and she played that stomp clap hey music the whole way

No.102526

what like we will rock you

No.102527

https://youtu.be/HoRkntoHkIE

No.102528

hope you dont mind if i dont click that

No.102529

just had my 4th poop of the day

No.102530

must be around 2pm

No.102531

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.102532

spam

No.102533

mom bought me a box of fabric softener sheets as a gift

No.102534

love spam

No.102535

cracked

No.102536

ate chicken nugget

No.102537

what flavor

No.102538

they come in flavors

No.102539

wouldnt mind losing some of this belly fat NOT all of it mind you i need some for protection

No.102540

eat less move more

No.102541

already shat out christmas dinner

No.102542

this is the year we get abs for summer

No.102543

hit myself while joing

No.102544

nice m

No.102545

https://files.catbox.moe/gfba12.jpg

No.102546

tonight was bunless turkey burgers

No.102547

woke up tv is working again so maybe ill watch that ross later tonight

No.102548

thinking of going on an adventure maybe later this week

No.102549

are you going somewhere for new years

No.102550

no i was just thinking of a long walk

No.102551

bleeding

No.102552

im thinking of taking a long walk off a short pier

No.102553

stress is creeping in again

No.102554

worried about my mom brain tumor

No.102555

is it benign

No.102556

im malignant

No.102557

biopsy tomorrow

No.102558

good luck i will include you in my prayers

No.102559

they found a benign congenital cyst in sisters brain and she freaked out

No.102560

love freaking out

No.102561

mom has a dessert right after dinner then 2 hours later she eats a bowl of ice cream

No.102562

hey hima

No.102563

sister always says yall

No.102564

she sounds like my type

No.102565

my real life will begin next year

No.102566

got two ross saved up Please stick it in mee cant wait

No.102567

heats back on after 5 days gonno watch it after i make some food

No.102568

went out again and back on NOT gonno let it ruin my night regardless of what happens

No.102569

this normtube to sign in youre NOT a bot shite is starting to scare me had to use 3 ips to get one that even let me load a vid

No.102570

its time to stop browsing like a creep

No.102571

i am a creep

No.102572

its time to stop using zogtube

No.102573

dont have a choice

No.102574

yes you do

No.102575

dont understand the difference between having a crush and being in love

No.102576

making the choice NOT to link a vid here because that guy said i had to

No.102577

downloaded some movies

No.102578

might snooze

No.102579

as for me think ill try out the discounter again

No.102580

shitting my guts out this morning dont even think i ate this volume of food in the last couple days

No.102581

love when that happens

No.102582

i dont when its spread out across half a dozen sessions or more

No.102583

agree with you there

No.102584

bought some cheese on christmas eve the display was overloaded so some of them fell all over the place i just picked them up and set them on top of some other stuff went today and they still havent been tidied up also the christmas goodies werent all that discounted

No.102585

bought a 1500g mallet

No.102586

why

No.102587

firing up a ross

No.102588

you know

No.102589

mom made me take the couch during the movie last night and now my hemorrhoids are back

No.102590

what a coincidence my bhole is burning too luckily its NOT as bad as roids

No.102591

huh anno is cowriting the latest gundam NOT that ill watch it though id like to since after all these years i still havent watched all the old series and i dont want to watch out of order

No.102592

enjoyed the fanart of the last series

No.102593

eating cheese on bread

No.102594

https://files.catbox.moe/d547an.jpg

No.102595

walked down by the river and saw all the mallard ducks were paired off into male and female couples except for this 1 female who was swarmed by 3 males and then there was this other male swimming alone away from the group

No.102596

lucky girl

No.102597

coffee time

No.102598

knocked over my water luckily it went off to the side and didnt get on anything that could be waterlogged except a pack of toothbrushes

No.102599

tardlaughed at a ten line tl note explaining the reference they used to replace something untranslatable

No.102601

saw one that said リア充 is untranslatable and that the best english equivalent is normies

No.102602

whats wrong with that

No.102603

its the kind of word that people will post about on a as examples of terrible obnoxious translation think thats why they added the tl NOTe

No.102604

feel like weve had this conversation before

No.102605

time is a flat circle

No.102606

https://files.catbox.moe/zr6qgx.jpg

No.102607

l4d2

No.102608

>>102596
Please stick it in mee

No.102609

going in

No.102610

cried went through several tissues

No.102611

>>102607
damned good game

No.102612

the technician massaged my balls with the ultrasonic transducer then she found something and pressed a lot of buttons that sounded like taking pictures

No.102613

im sure its NOThing but i told you it wasnt a big deal

No.102614

its flipping over

No.102615

woke up hey ghoty

No.102616

whats ghoty

No.102617

holy flip left my door wide open for an hour while i was in the basement the light was off so hopefully mom didnt see anything but still thats like rule number 1

No.102618

>>102616
you are

No.102619

rude

No.102620

shivering in my chest even though its NOT particularly cold in fact its warmer than it was earlier and i wasnt shivering then

No.102621

pasted shiverneet

No.102622

hope haysuz is safe comfortable and happy wherever he might be

No.102623

just ask turt

No.102624

ok
turt you there bud

No.102625

just hop on the cord remember to take some screenies for the rest of us

No.102626

id rather just keep hoping instead

No.102627

crying

No.102628

watched joker

No.102629

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.102630

you already told us that twice

No.102631

uh twice

No.102632

mom told me to clean my room then she came inside and picked up all my things and started organizing them

No.102633

need to get what i flippin deserve

No.102634

you already have

No.102635

need to get flippin what i deserve

No.102636

waiting for my libido to return

No.102637

sigh the good food i bought is going to waste because i havent had a real appetite at least the stuff thats already expired is probably still fine for a while

No.102638

do you want some help with that

No.102639

yes come on over

No.102640

trying to organize and clean too its taken me about a month to get halfway through a box of loose shite from childhood so far ive got a ziploc each for legos army men marbles and various types of cards

No.102641

grandma is mad because nobody wants her junk

No.102642

no point holding on to a bunch of useless junk

No.102643

her uncle made a baby bed out of scrap plywood in like 1950 and shes planning to take it to the local historical society because they might want to put it on display

No.102644

well they wont

No.102645

i need to wipe out the friendish people

No.102646

need to wipe

No.102647

she said she never signed an nda the 11 year old was 14 naked on a table and every party goes ate food off her but she was built body wise like a 30 year old denzel ledt because soke girl shit on stage then diddy beat he shit out of her and cut 2 babies out of her

No.102648

>>102643
theres no longer a need for history

No.102649

did my blogisthenics

No.102650

gonno start doing blog chugs to failure in a minute or two

No.102673

having bad gas after drinking 2 cans along with 2 cups of moms chex mix then chicken ramen with tortilla chips and a big plate of pudding graham cracker dessert

No.102674

gonno try to get rid of a ton of my stuff by the end of the year mom wont like it but its pretty clear im NOT reproducing time to dump this kiddy crap

No.102675

might have no choice but to reproduce with mom

No.102676

no dont

No.102677

got a jar of dried tomatoes this is the good stuff i tell you

No.102678

dont think i like em or maybe i do i dont remember

No.102679

im too ugly to get a job

No.102680

have too many figures and video games need to get rid of them somehow dont really care how dont really want to bother with craigslist or ebay might simply throw them in the garbage

No.102681

have to bother with egay because i refuse to work and need money

No.102682

what do you do on egay

No.102683

i dont know i had the idea to start offloading junk on there a year ago and time traveled to now without doing anything

No.102684

you cant just sell your precious mementos then youll have NOThing left

No.102685

thats what memories are for the physical objects themselves are semi unpleasant reminders that my life peaked in grade school and are holding me back to before i went hollow it would be better if it was gone

No.102686

i dont have many memories in general

No.102687

lucky you

No.102688

its really NOT that great

No.102689

theres a nontrivial amount of artwork where the guy chokes the girl by pulling on rope thats tightly wrapped around the girls neck several times but if you do that the friction of the rope against itself will prevent it from easily constricting so its better to just wrap it once

No.102690

heavy thunderstorm has arrived

No.102691

>>102688
ive been spending thousands of moms dollars to try and erase mine with normahol but its only worked on good things NOT the stuff from 15+ years ago

No.102692

i didnt erase mine they just didnt stick around long have you tried being mentally deficient instead

No.102693

lost my ramdisk again

No.102694

like that guy

No.102695

kinda warm today gonno snooze it off

No.102696

tied anime and otaku culture into my happiness so much that it turned on me and i became completely detached from it for years but it was the only thing keeping me sane if i dont start watching again soon im in trouble

No.102697

next seasons about to start but its looking pretty weak

No.102698

sigh internal clock is thrown off been feeling like a day earlier than it actually is

No.102699

been feeling like its a different life than it actually is

No.102700

wonder when my real life will begin im looking forward to experiencing things like having friends and going on adventures

No.102701

blood blotches in me stool

No.102702

did some bloodwiping the last few days but im over it

No.102703

you know i reckon id make a pretty good friend

No.102704

bought something online then received a new years coupon a couple days later why didnt i wait

No.102705

bh rn

No.102706

dont want to admit that you were right

No.102707

about what

No.102708

hungry but dont feel like eating after getting my ass destroyed three days in a row

No.102709

finally got a good ending

No.102710

love when im browsing my collection come across a good pic go to the pixiv page and the artist has deleted it Please stick it in mee glad i saved it

No.102711

pants are wet but cant tell why

No.102712

love when exh resamples an image that was already only 800x600 to something which is only appealing to someone with a jpeg artifact fetish then refuses to allow me to download the original because of the silent update that drained all my gp without warning and decides that my well earned original images hath perk is too overpowered so no it shouldnt even work on flipping sub megabyte pngs anymore

No.102713

and of course theres no torrent either

No.102714

heartburn

No.102715

guess ill watch a movie

No.102716

tried joing and afterwards my right ball climbed up inside my body for like 15 minutes then dropped back down and now its aching bad

No.102717

as for me had the best session of the year a few days ago and been trying unsuccessfully to recreate a fraction of it

No.102718

woke up and brewed some joe mornin ghost

No.102719

>>102715
what are ye watchin

No.102720

watched john wick

No.102721

norm wick

No.102722

knew youd say that

No.102723

NOT feeling so hot since i woke up

No.102724

well open the weather it should be cool outside

No.102725

i mena the window open the window

No.102726

youre a mess

No.102727

heats back on dont think ill be opening any windows

No.102728

got the heat on and the window open Please stick it in mee

No.102729

normally i do too but im NOT interested in losing any residual heat in case i need it

No.102730

thinking about buying some rechargeable electric hand warmers

No.102731

going finish watching di gi charat winter garden

No.102732

love a good di gi charat girl

No.102733

its tainted for me by some norm who used to post on gnfos

No.102734

you cant let others control your life

No.102735

clearly i can but its NOT like i want them to

No.102736

reinstalling linux and nap

No.102737

you must be some kind of genious even stallman hasnt ever figured out to install it

No.102738

need to setup xfs + lvm and zfs

No.102739

playing some bloons tower defense

No.102740

love using acronyms no one knows to sound smart

No.102741

need to setup xfs + logical volume manager and zettabyte file system

No.102742

once looked up that number people always say for graphics and learned its an abbreviation from the model number of a graphics card but doesnt make sense because what if you didnt buy your graphics card from that company

No.102743

dont think i get what youre trying to say

No.102744

hes talking about novideo

No.102745

gran was talking about how her nvidia stocks made lots of money and asked if id heard of the company

No.102746

hope youre in the will

No.102747

tarded out and sold all my crypto to buy intel didnt work out that great Please stick it in mee

No.102748

mom was reading in the paper about cornholio cancer in young people in their 20s and 30s and hid my slim jims she gave me for christ mass

No.102749

sigh he told you about amd

No.102776

wonder how rich hes gonno be when he gets out maybe he can buy a game store or something and give us all js there

No.102777

yeah that sounds probable

No.102778

glad you think so too

No.102779

im the great cornholio

No.102780

latewoke

No.102781

only watched half of that ross a few days ago dont know if i should stay up and finish it or snooze ill let you know

No.102782

never finished freemans mind

No.102783

same although in my defense when i was younger it seemed like time moved faster so when i watched it when it came out for 10 or 15 episodes in a row and got distracted with something else it felt natural

No.102784

thats okay it hasnt even been 10 years since it ended

No.102785

craving food but NOT actually hungry think my wires mustve gotten crossed somehow like a week ago

No.102786

liquid shit

No.102787

took one day off from showering and creaming my face and suddenly my rosacea is flaring up again

No.102788

bent down to put something in the freezer stumbled and dropped it the contents spilled onto the floor and my forehead jammed on the corner of the door drawing blood

No.102789

may as well eat if im gonno have indigestion no matter what i do

No.102790

do you have some sausage

No.102791

drinking zero sugar mango fanta

No.102792

mom told me zero sugar sprite with holiday cranberry flavor was the worst thing shes ever drank

No.102793

if it was good they wouldnt just sell it during the holidays

No.102794

tired

No.102795

took some caffeine now im tired with a tighter chest

No.102796

raining bad with high winds but neighbor has their window open and their curtains are fluttering

No.102797

havent been able to enjoy heavy rain ever since the time i went a couple months with a leaky roof

No.102798

crying a lot lately im never playing a nakige again

No.102799

jod like a freak

No.102800

now eating food i know ill regret

No.102801

watching aNOTher normovie

No.102802

occasional normworks yesterday and today

No.102803

watching aNOTher normovie

No.102804

last post i tried to make before i snoozed didnt go through just got out of bed

No.102805

woke up and brewed a mug

No.102806

more bruises but they dont really hurt

No.102807

god why am i like this

No.102808

you have a developmental disorder

No.102809

dont think thats true

No.102810

addicted to kombucha

No.102811

same read the diagnosis explanation 20 years ago or whenever and didnt agree with their reasoning

No.102812

dare say i might be the biggest deviant on ghost

No.102813

might be quite normal for our standards

No.102814

trying to get to a point where i can vacuum my room by new years dont think im gonno make it

No.102815

had a big snooze on my big bed

No.102816

did my blogisthenics

No.102817

boiling a quadruple of eggs

No.102818

do you really need that many

No.102819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJtwYfevxU

No.102820

ya i was hungry

No.102821

guess ill earlysnooze

No.102822

why did none of you buy me anything for christmas

No.102823

feeling really scared

No.102824

have no fear im awake now

No.102825

spose ill have coffee watch an ep and eat 4 squares of chocolate

No.102826

been practicing self control

No.102827

https://files.catbox.moe/ywrhoj.jpg

No.102828

scary

No.102829

im simply too retarded

No.102830

that kind of language isnt appropriate anymore

No.102831

wish i had some ichigo keiki

No.102832

simply ask sis to buy the ingredients and make some

No.102833

sis didnt even respond when i texted her merry christmas

No.102834

took an extra long shower now my feet hurt

No.102835

sister is anxiously waiting for me to update her on my scrotum situation NOT sure what to tell her if the doctor determines this was all caused by me doing nnn and trying out a chastity cage that didnt fit very well

No.102836

jod while NOT jerking it

No.102837

watched the wrong trousers

No.102838

>>102504
kanon

No.102839

cleared all routes but still trying to find the last few cgs

No.102840

>>102826
failed my practice

No.102841

gained 6 pounds over christmas week

No.102842

dont own a scale but ive probably stayed about even or at least i hope so

No.102843

does it really even matter

No.102844

yeah

No.102845

feeling lightheaded and sluggish and my left leg is swollen

No.102846

>>102844
that was mostly rhetorical of course it doesnt matter unless youre like 450 pounds and cant get out of the tub on your own anything between 120 and 275 makes no difference for a neet

No.102847

i think you misread my post i said yeah NOT nah

No.102848

think you misread mine i was telling you yeah it matters was the wrong answer

No.102849

really

No.102850

you cant just call rhetorical question when someone doesnt give the answer you want

No.102851

o rly

No.102852

yarly

No.102853

mom wants me to move boxes in the garage with her groan

No.102854

if youre 100 lbs overweight you feel bad

No.102855

>>102853
move it you lazy bitch

No.102856

watch your mouth

No.102857

went to aldis because mom wont stop talking about it but forgot how they make you pay with coins to unlock a shopping cart so had to carry everything in my hands around the store

No.102858

always go to aldi since its the closest store but i bring a bag and they have little roller baskets i dont need a coin for

No.102859

failed again hope i still have room for tomorrows planned carb feast

No.102860

there are no good reasons for consuming a feast of carbs

No.102861

its NOT a matter of reason its simply what im going to do

No.102862

well carbs and cheese

No.102863

>>102856
FUCK off

No.102864

fnorm

No.102865

LOVE BEING FUCK NORM

No.102866

whoah

No.102867

>>102857
youre supposed to grab an empty box and use that

No.102868

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

No.102869

went out with mom to buy blogs and lotto tickets before i quit drinking and gambling forever there was a guy handing out shots of some kind of tequila grilled him a bit about whats in it and had one then the manager asked me if i needed help with anything so i told her the only kind of whiskey i could remember off the top of my head and it ended up being bottom shelf

No.102870

its got agave in it

No.102871

ya i got to the bottom of that

No.102872

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.102873

woke up hey

No.102874

whats the plan for the final day of the worst year of your life

No.102875

sisters having a slumber party

No.102876

threw up in my mouth

No.102877

rinse and spit

No.102878

swallowed

No.102879

nice youve doubled the wear and tear on your esopghagus and now your teeth still covered in acid

No.102880

are still covered in acid

No.102881

you might be right can feel the burn in my throat

No.102882

heard milk is supposed to help with normburn

No.102883

hate milk

No.102884

then youll suffer

No.102885

suffering is the meaning of life

No.102886

never had normburn but eating baking soda like that other guy makes sense to me

No.102887

cut up some limes to squeeze into my highball mom saw the cutting board and asked me if i bought tequila i truthfully answered no

No.102888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETPpc4eed4E

No.102889

sippin some coke zero

No.102890

need to switch to blogs this 2 liter of ginger ales almost gone im gonno get owned by the sugar tomorrow

No.102891

keeping it clean in preparation for one more year of sober contemplation before our real lives begin

No.102892

good ill be joining you by 11:59 then its all smooth sailing

No.102900

woke up sore throat

No.102901

told you

No.102902

told me what

No.102903

tarded out and ended up with a huge visible burn like in fight club when tyler durden kisses edward nortons hand with lye

No.102904

what happened

No.102905

he gets a big burn on his hand that looks like a kitty as i understand it

No.102906

ya i remember what happened in the movie but what happened to this ghostposter

No.102907

i dont know i touched the pan reheating pizza

No.102908

local store has been selling a special oversized new year pretzel in their bakery section for the past two weeks that looks completely delicious but is a bit overpriced so i figured id get one today for the special occasion so of course theyre all sold out already gee its NOT like they could have expected am increase in demand and baked more

No.102909

guess the other slaves beat you too it Please stick it in mee

No.102910

to

No.102911

mom bought me a box of balltime pretzels or whatever theyre called for christmass

No.102912

ya and now i have to decide whether to give up or walk back to the store periodically in the hopes they bake more i mean they probably will since its that kind of place but theyll probably just be snatched up again before i arrive if mom was here id ask her to ask a worker

No.102913

im NOT willing to leave the house unless it involves very specific things and pretzels arent one of them

No.102914

dont think you understand how good these pretzels looked

No.102915

ive been to the mall i know what they look like

No.102916

cant get this at auntie annes

No.102917

dont mind leaving the house per se its putting on clothes and shoes that i hate

No.102918

hate that ive been trapped in a cage where i feel a need to wear shoes outside of my room

No.102919

guess ill try one more time

No.102920

sigh no luck plus they filled the spot with other stuff so theres no point trying any more hope this isnt a sign for 2025

No.102921

bought a foam roller on a whim for 4bux

No.102922

been wearing socks inside sometimes lately

No.102923

never wear socks

No.102924

only wearing socks rn

No.102925

when will the friends let me have sex

No.102926

got several kinds of cheese in the fridge and by several i mean like seven

No.102927

got the final cgs

No.102928

guess ill snooze see you guys next year

No.102929

what about the party

No.102930

cant wait to have all kinds of real people over to my house later for a couple of real people parties because i am NOT a loser

No.102931

tried making a phone call and had to hang before they picked it up why am i like this

No.102932

the norms did this to us

No.102933

accidentally broke my bagel so had to pinch the halves together to keep my egg from falling off

No.102934

uh its supposed to be cut in half and holding the halves together is normal thats just a sandwich

No.102935

yeah it was precut and one of the halves was normal but other half broke in half again so guess its like quartering

No.102936

i need to be drawn and quartered

No.102937

https://files.catbox.moe/v4adtv.jpg

No.102938

ryougi banner

No.102939

fireworks some were visible from my window

No.102940

downloaded all the knk but never got around to watching them

No.102941

they were shooting fireworks here yesterday and cat got really scared

No.102942

ate some cheese and bread

No.102943

what kind

No.102944

some weichkase bergkase jausenkase plus a bit of lustenberger 1862 and chateau heitenried

No.102945

woah

No.102946

raining again and neighbor still has their window open

No.102947

normworks blasting

No.102948

what color

No.102949

i dont know

No.102950

gonno snooze tired of existing for today

No.102951

https://files.catbox.moe/hc0wod.jpg

No.102952

shamiko

No.102953

ran out of gum but dont want to go outside

No.102954

found some gum in my cabinet

No.102955

thawing shrimp for dinner

No.102956

never watched titanic

No.102957

feeling greasy

No.102958

tarded out and ended up with a huge visible burn like in fight club when tyler durden kisses edward nortons butthole with lye

No.102959

ordered a new butt plug

No.102960

gay

No.102961

felt really light headed and almost fainted so checked my pulse oximeter said 95 percent oxygen and heart rate 44 bpm

No.102962

NOThin gay

No.102963

VERY GAY

No.102964

https://files.catbox.moe/h68748.jpg

No.102965

>>102964
uhh

No.102966

https://litter.catbox.moe/20prxc.jpg

No.102967

haha gay

No.102968

NOThin gay

No.102969

fireworks in all 4 directions feels like im being bombarded

No.102970

shrimps are coooked and chilling in the freezer

No.102971

>>102968
VERY GAY

No.102972

2025 is the year of the snake

No.102973

ive read sicp

No.102974

is this the hima faggots hangout?

No.102975

whats hima

No.102976

woke up and said rabbit rabbit

No.102977

>>102975
you are faggot

No.102978

fireworks starting to die down back to my movie

No.102979

i prefer the term heteroflexible

No.102980

woke up and said faggot faggot

No.102981

i got that skibidi ohio rizz

No.102982

ate shrimp crab and steak and i didnt work for a single second this year heres to aNOTher

No.102983

die

No.102984

having really bad gas

No.102985

marathoned the 0079 recap trilogy enjoyable but defiantly NOT a replacement for the full series

No.102986

https://files.catbox.moe/7f0y4n.jpg

No.102987

listening to the new years stream and people are mad about them playing touhou music

No.102988

>>102985
pretty sure i downloaded those when they came out from encode groups that no longer exist never got around to watching

No.102989

stabbing pain in my calf

No.102990

had a weird leg pain for a couple of weeks i was getting nervous about and just realized its been gone for a while when i read that post thanks

No.102991

think you posted about that when it happened

No.102992

whenever im sick or in pain i think of how i should be thankful when im not feeling anything

No.102993

wanted to close out all of my tabs before the new year and start fresh but im NOT gonno make it

No.102994

ear is blocked and when i stuck me fingy in it came out bloody

No.102995

also realized i waited too long to start cracking

No.102996

as for me i cracked a nice coke (zero)

No.102997

gonno have to break my resolution of NOT cracking after midnight i wont be drunk enough in an hour

No.102998

wonder where that guy who called us faggots went

No.102999

hope pnig is having a good new years eve

No.103000

sigh there but for the grace of god go us

No.103001

hope his cousin dropped by for a conjugal visit the blonde one

No.103002

>>102997
found a loophole im following pacific time new year this year ive still got an hour and a half

No.103003

big bro bought a tom of finland collection off his friend gonna go check em out

No.103004

gonno buy that crumb book of genesis this year before he dies and it costs over 9000 dollarydoos

No.103005

woke up happy new year ghost dont know what id do without you

No.103006

>>102998
faggot

No.103007

tsundere

No.103008

>>103005
felt the same and thought about making a similar post that i love all of you that are still alive like the portal song

No.103009

oh well

No.103010

love you guys Please stick it in mee

No.103011

never beat portal 2

No.103012

normtal

No.103013

>>103011
never even played it

No.103014

wish i had a portal gun im NOT as flexible as i once was

No.103015

https://files.catbox.moe/c840a2.jpg

No.103016

guess ill work on my backlog

No.103017

itchy

No.103018

breaking out in hives on my arms and abdomen

No.103019

had to shower again after sperming twice

No.103020

havent been able to watch a single episode uninterrupted today because of what i ate yesterday thinkin ill have the same today

No.103021

as for me i might order some food for lunch

No.103022

gramps would only refer to carter as that traitor

No.103023

took a multivitamin and some magnesium

No.103024

weird painful spot on my head feels like a big splinter

No.103025

>>102964
what was it

No.103026

look down

No.103027

snarfed down about 500 calories of chocolate

No.103028

back hurts

No.103029

crashed hard after that choco but managed to get back up drinking some flat diet coke now

No.103030

ate a bunch and cracked a coke zero only got one left so im gonno save it for tomorrow

No.103031

why NOT just head on down to the konbini and pick up some more

No.103032

spilled yogurt on my shirt

No.103033

was it white and sticky and were you in a state of partial undress as you licked at it

No.103034

happy new years hima faggots!

No.103035

whats hima

No.103036

woke up heya

No.103037

>>103035
you are hima fag

No.103038

im NOT that bored right now actually

No.103039

im also NOT homosexual

No.103040

had a gf dream lost the k part of my kv to a girl that was trying to make her jealous then i premature spermed as my waistband was pulled down and she wanted to touch it

No.103041

made out with a sexy lady once

No.103042

might fire up some mtg

No.103043

>>103041
i was 29 at the time

No.103044

i was in my mid 20s

No.103045

sexy lady or sexy lady

No.103046

you know

No.103047

ate too much got some vom flavored burps

No.103048

ended up living in a trailer park listening to anthrax and drinking coors

No.103049

livin the dream

No.103050

watched 17 episodes of anime today im back on track

No.103051

thats too many

No.103052

>>103048
sounds like everything worked out for you

No.103053

nah its NOT enough

No.103054

think the key to nojo is just to never have my pants off

No.103055

make that 18 forgot about my morning coffee episode

No.103056

i crank it through my leggings

No.103057

maybe its time to stop sitting around yanking your pecker like it owes you something and get a damn job

No.103058

let me think about it





























nah

No.103059

ihaj

No.103060

die

No.103061

hmm let me think

No.103062

bad idea

No.103066

let me think about it








































yeah i agree gonna get a job

No.103067

mom told me that every night you need to get down on the ground and raise your legs up in the air to help your circulation

No.103068

brain is too fried to get any of the things i wanted to do today done

No.103069

just did my blogisthenics

No.103070

been dealing with that problem daily for the last decade or so

No.103071

failed nojo oh well

No.103072

hi hima hows your hammer hanging

No.103073

need a hammer swung into the back of my head

No.103074

you need a hug

No.103075

brewed todays final mug and im gaming

No.103076

gaymers are faggots

No.103077

alright

No.103078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro

No.103079

cats been playing a lot with yesterdays apple core

No.103080

uhhh

No.103081

>>103071
same

No.103082

must have missed the stream

No.103083

woke up still tired but cant have coffee because im out of milk

No.103084

scary black lady at the blog store carded me again sigh

No.103085

im sorry that happened to you

No.103086

just hope shes not gonna do it every time

No.103087

havent been carded since like last july maybe

No.103088

cute black girl working at walmart said happy new years to me

No.103089

if she was cute id make a move

No.103090

same im NOT interested in reproducing anyway my genetically superior relatives have already done so

No.103091

sis is 40 and hasnt reproduced yet

No.103092

i need to reproduce

No.103093

same tweak in my back from yesterday hasnt gone away

No.103094

reproduced onto the carpet earlier Please stick it in mee

No.103095

wish i still had carpet

No.103096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAWFqJyIZk

No.103097

got a bit of a throat ache for a few days now

No.103098

tardlaughed at the thumbnail

No.103099

go easy on the deepthroat

No.103100

keep it pg

No.103101

go easy on the bananas

No.103102

couldnt keep it any other way

No.103103

sigh hope pgs happy and healthy in the new year

No.103104

healthier than ever before

No.103105

never read on lisp though i did read ansi common lisp

No.103106

took some asspirin

No.103107

speaking of medicine mom put some burn cream out for me but i forgot to put it on

No.103108

thought you said bum cream

No.103109

thought about buying some of that the other day and didnt then roided hard but its been smooth sailing since

No.103110

ate some cold sausage that was best by december 26

No.103111

its a nice sunny day outside birds are chirping

No.103112

bb gun now

No.103113

according to the infernal racket i can hear through multiple walls and my headphones my normbors must be back from new years traveling

No.103114

made more coffee

No.103115

the coffee cow

No.103116

you didnt have to call me a cow

No.103117

shut up cow

No.103118

https://files.catbox.moe/vzo1sz.jpg

No.103119

no

No.103120

back from the grocery store bought a bunch of things

No.103121

such as

No.103122

fake dog poop,tampons, and diapers

No.103123

bacon sausagers butter chicken breast milk peaches gsnaps

No.103124

laxatives

No.103125

tired

No.103126

wish the rudeguy would leave us alone

No.103127

rude guy is funny

No.103128

speaking in third person is only cute when girls do it

No.103129

guess ill have a third cup of coffee so that i can be still tired then unable to sleep later

No.103130

made a half cup by which i mean a full cup of liquid but only one scoop

No.103131

its NOT very good

No.103132

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103133

the spammer

No.103134

neighbor is gamer raging

No.103135

pasted spammer

No.103136

youre enabling him

No.103137

where can i find a girl to enable me

No.103138

not sure either

No.103139

the enabler

No.103140

ate too much again

No.103141

https://youtu.be/vxHh2bkVWA4

No.103142

woke up late thought it was about 4 hours earlier than it was

No.103143

woke up late at about noon just thought that i had be on ghota soon

No.103144

well youd better get there then wherever that is

No.103145

gonna snooze flip this gay earth

No.103146

got something gay for you to flip right here

No.103147

woke up hey guys

No.103148

what up my main man

No.103149

brewed a mug and im taking it easy

No.103150

https://files.catbox.moe/2b28rr.png

No.103151

i got that skibidi ohio rizz

No.103152

>>103149
same but the mug is full of ovaltine

No.103153

they should call it roundtine

No.103154

wish i had some ovomaltine

No.103155

stomach is a bottomless pit today

No.103156

the mug is round the jar is round

No.103157

mom bought me a pack of 10 oreos

No.103158

thats barely a snack

No.103159

shes trying to poison you with that toxic shite

No.103160

the serving size is 3 cookies

No.103161

i got that skibidi ohio rizz

No.103162

i pooped out five oreos this morning

No.103163

i pooped out five oreos this morning

No.103164

spam

No.103165

spam

No.103166

mom bought a box of fish sticks for dinner gonno use up all the leftover cocktail sauce from norm years eve

No.103167

SPAM is also the name of a canned meat product made from pork, ham, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite. Some people enjoy eating SPAM as a comfort food.

No.103168

raid

No.103169

playin some mmy gfa

No.103170

RAID has multiple meanings, including:
A sudden attack: A short, sudden attack, usually by a small group of people. For example, a police raid on a gambling ring or a military raid on the enemy.

No.103171

guess ill work on closing some tabs until the raids over

No.103172

mine are under control got under 2000 tabs open NOT counting the other window that only has a few hundred

No.103173

this is some funny stuff

No.103174

only got two tabs open

No.103175

smug sausage

No.103176

squirting mustard from my penis

No.103177

watched 21 episodes today might watch one or two more might snooze

No.103178

lot of spasms in my thigh and feeling sluggish and lightheaded

No.103179

just take some more caffeine and itll calm right down

No.103180

what are the best anime this season

No.103181

havent started it yet

No.103182

outgrew anime

No.103184

mom labeled that cocktail sauce as cock sauce completely genuinely with no idea someone like me would read it and start laughing

No.103185

read that the word cocktail comes from the idea that mixed drinks will stimulate you with a lot of energy like a roosters tail

No.103186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7TW_tUjS4

No.103187

been a while since i watched a rudy vid

No.103188

theres a hair stuck at the back of my throat and cant get it out and now my throat is inflamed

No.103189

probably shouldnt have used a dirty toothpick that had fallen in the sink to try to remove the hair

No.103190

got scared reading that what the flip are you thinking

No.103191

just did it

No.103192

gonno make some food in a bit

No.103193

food was pretty good it was onions garlic cabbage beans beef broth pepper and extra hot salsa

No.103194

woke up ate some chocolate

No.103195

had 4 squares of chocolate with my morning coffee every day for the past week or so just woke up meself so ill be doing that soon

No.103196

got a moon pie from normsmas ive been saving for breakfast maybe tomorrows the day

No.103197

snowing but only barely so NOThing is sticking

No.103198

sweaty feet

No.103199

miss when it would snow up to my knees even at my max height as a young manbaby

No.103200

sorry the norms said they cant stand the cold so the world has to heat up now

No.103201

wasnt the climate change hoax part of that smash mouth song the last time i was in snow up to my knees was a long time after that came out at least

No.103202

ill smash your mouth if you arent careful

No.103203

i dont remember if i have insurance or NOT but go ahead there isnt anything you can do to me that the norms havent already

No.103204

open wide

No.103205

dropped from plat to bronze and im still only losing every game Please stick it in mee

No.103206

lost the game

No.103207

time for coffee number tsu

No.103208

gonno attempt a speedrun

No.103209

speedrun or speedrun

No.103210

speedrun

No.103211

stream

No.103212

i might stream it

No.103213

think i missed the phase of emotional development that would let me sympathize when a character protects an enemy of the opposite sex that they barely know causing many thousands more deaths to happen offscreen as the war rages on wonder if that kind of love really exists in this world

No.103214

im sorry what

No.103215

what

No.103216

twinge in my back is back

No.103217

hungry

No.103218

same gonno reheat some pizza

No.103219

cats still having a lot of fun with that apple core but had to throw it away

No.103220

trying to fast today but its looking like i might fail

No.103221

nearly out of instant

No.103222

need to fast im skinnyfat

No.103223

you can join me

No.103224

im a blimp

No.103225

guess ill have some 6pm coffee again

No.103226

surprised that this ham lunchmeat only has 9 g protein per serving and with the bread cheese pickles and crackers my total sodium for this meal is probably over 1 g

No.103227

was just thinking of licking some sodium

No.103228

theres hair at the back of my throat again just gonno try to ignore it this time

No.103229

nice 抜け陰毛

No.103230

either my thermometer is broken or whether i feel cold or NOT is only loosely correlated with the temperature

No.103231

nice lost a coin flip eight times in a row and thats after winning about six out of thirty coin flips right before cant stand when norms talk about probabilities being fair and normalized for everybody no you dumb norm im the unluckiest person alive theres billions of people out there and im in the extremely unlucky part of the bell curve you retarded norms ill kill you all but probably miss all shots because of my luck

No.103232

https://files.catbox.moe/6c8pa9.jpg

No.103233

keep refreshing the tracking page but my package isnt getting any closer

No.103234

baste you himabros later, toshiakis

No.103235

huh

No.103236

the specialty store sister wanted a gift from took forever to ship so shes NOT getting it until next week

No.103237

jod there go tomorrows plans

No.103238

sigh gonno be harder to fast now

No.103239

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103240

cracked too hard again last night sigh

No.103241

havent had normahol all year

No.103242

https://files.catbox.moe/sacpru.jpg

No.103243

ripped apart my ass cheeks too hard again last night sigh

No.103244

i use coconut oil

No.103245

>>103241
Please stick it in mee same

No.103246

finished zeta

No.103247

woke up heya

No.103248

waddyawan

No.103249

hungry probably gonno pig out tomorrow

No.103250

walked along the river at sunset as the snow fell around me and thought about rebirth

No.103251

trying to fast today but its looking like i might fail

No.103252

spam

No.103253

SPAM is also the name of a canned meat product made from pork, ham, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite. Some people enjoy eating SPAM as a comfort food.

No.103254

had a pint

No.103255

took a fart

No.103256

to summon back
the fire witch
to the court of the burger kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggggggggg

No.103257

wanted to game tonight dont think its gonno happen

No.103258

maybe ill be able to tomorrow

No.103259

did my blogisthenics now im feastin on spicy beef and ri then might game a bit

No.103260

sounds like a fridey night to me

No.103261

youtube showed me an ad with a bunch of kids telling me to come to okinawa

No.103262

do they know what theyre getting themselves into

No.103263

wouldnt be like this if id joined the army

No.103264

youd be much worse more than likely

No.103265

woke up weird dream last night

No.103266

spilled cawfee on my gpu

No.103267

hope its a dead one you use as a coaster or something

No.103268

love using my old rtx 4090 as a coaster

No.103269

would use benjamins as bookmarks

No.103270

nah its the real one only a bit of cawfee though it seems to have lived

No.103271

better quickly fire it up to make sure

No.103272

remember spilled half a gin and tonic right into the fan vent on top of my pc case all over the back of the gpu and motherboard once and it shut off then the next day i stumbled out of bed and powered it up and it worked fine for another 5 years

No.103273

killed my motherboard during that summer where i had my case horizontal with the side panel off pretty sure i sneezed or sweated onto it but maybe it was just a coincidence i was careful and it didnt die while i was still using it

No.103274

https://files.catbox.moe/3ttcda.png

No.103275

if i could still watch id watch the third season of that

No.103276

fire it up

No.103277

wish it was that simple

No.103278

now ill snooze put the sheets mom gave me for normsmas on the bed its gonno be a treat

No.103279

its the year of the snake the perfect year for a watch

No.103280

spose ill get started on the new season

No.103281

guess ill start with the one where the guy dies and gets reincarnated with overpowered cheat level skills

No.103282

huh since when does the 4 has a pro wrestling board

No.103283

got more instant got the special gold instead of the classic since it was only a little more

No.103284

considered getting a loaf of bread that looked good but i dont have a big enough knife

No.103285

leathery patch on my ankle is itchy

No.103286

NOT that i can post on the 4 anymore since the captcha just gives a 900 second timer that conveniently times out before reaching the end only to be replaced by aNOTher 900 second timer

No.103287

love being a 4bro

No.103288

might go back to the 4 if elon buys it

No.103289

i hope he lets us post gore on every board again

No.103290

enjoy a bit of guro NOT in that way just as art

No.103291

got some extra spicy mustard

No.103292

i want to hurry up and travel to a fantasy world

No.103293

never watched fma

No.103294

dropped my bagel while taking it out of the toaster oven and it hit the door which hasnt been cleaned in over a year and that should be fine because it gets hot but then dropped the bagel again and this time it landed on the dirty counter

No.103295

oh nooo my food touched the table its ruined now

No.103296

i thought you were joining me in my spiritual fasting

No.103297

havent fasted since my last surgery

No.103298

>>103180
momentary lily and sorairo utility are good so far only tried the former because its an original and glad i did it caught me by surprise

No.103299

remains to be seen if it takes the self aware route or NOT cant tell from the first ep

No.103300

going into caffeine withdrawal but dont want to have to walk all the way into the other room

No.103301

thats why i keep my pills within arms length

No.103302

looked down at my shit in the toilet and realized the digestive system is the best thing ever like you can eat anything and your body is capable of extracting the nutrients from it and expelling the waste in a standardized format

No.103303

too much poop is a sign youre eating too much undigestible garbage

No.103304

guess ill watch a movie

No.103305

bit of a headache not feeling too great

No.103306

coffee

No.103307

gonno fire up a brew

No.103308

nice jenkem

No.103309

guess ill break my fast

No.103310

tv guys arrived and fixed the tv

No.103311

guess ill watch aNOTher movie

No.103312

phew that was some spicy mustard

No.103313

>>103278
it wasnt it flipping sucked tossed and turned for hours and then mom woke me up too early making noise

No.103314

gotta break them in first

No.103315

ate tortellini and pesto it wasnt very good but i couldnt tell if the weird flavor i detected came from the tortellini or the pesto

No.103316

pasted pastaguy

No.103317

spilled cawfee in my butthole

No.103318

only ever done water and watered down normka one time

No.103319

the movie im watching says that a monotonous lifestyle can lead to issues like depression or worse

No.103320

no shit Sherlock

No.103321

cap

No.103322

no cap

No.103323

woke up hiya

No.103324

guess thats my cue to leave

No.103325

ate churro gelato

No.103326

trying to cut back on sugar

No.103327

>>103311
>>103304
what were they

No.103328

just got chased around the room by a stinkbug couldnt tell what it was the buzzing made me think wasp

No.103329

freddy got fingered and seitokai yakuindomo movie 2

No.103330

now thats what i call a movie night

No.103331

Please stick it in mee hell ya

No.103332

didnt know they made movies though didnt watch any of the ovas or anything like that

No.103333

theres a box of trash in the hallway outside my room with some chocolate in it so its kinda hard to avoid snacking when leaving to get water

No.103334

id post the video of george eating the eclair from the trash but it seems too obvious

No.103335

>>103334
Please stick it in mee same

No.103336

got punished severely for breaking my norm years resolution and had my dox recorded by the blog stores register started arguing with the chink cashier and ranted hard to mom in the car

No.103337

>>103334
just watched that one a week or so ago

No.103338

might force myself to watch a movie just to do anything other than click around the same tabs ive had open for 6 months NOT having the attention span to read them

No.103339

now ill snooze put the sheets mom gave me for normsmas on the bed its gonno be a treat

No.103340

Know I got a lot, lot
I'ma rockstar
I'ma rockstar (Know I got a lot, lot)
I'ma rockstar
I'ma rockstar
Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
I woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me
Woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me
Oh, I think they like me, yeah they like me
Diamonds on me ice cream, hoe that's lightly
My Draco bitch a Spike Lee, diamonds on me biting
I heard these niggas wanna fight me
Meet me at my next show but you better bring a pipe B
We ain't fighting, I think she like me, exciting, so exciting
Fuck me, Bentley coupe I'm riding with a thottie, fuck
I just spent a 100 on my watch piece, fuck
I done fell in love with a thottie, fuck
She just wanna fuck me for my clout, fuck
Bitch I'm off the lean I crash the Audi, fuck
Might just spend 200 on this Audi, truck

No.103341

hope mom didnt give me her cold

No.103342

dont really care either way it makes no difference if i get sick it just annoys me

No.103343

early woke

No.103344

went to the store and got some wine gonno shower and get twisted

No.103345

its been a long week

No.103346

i get flipped up and i game

No.103347

im a gaymer

No.103348

was considering starting a new game today

No.103349

sigh last day of winter vaycay back to the grind tomorrow

No.103350

im unemployed

No.103351

https://files.catbox.moe/apvz9o.jpg

No.103352

anime sucks

No.103353

i love anime

No.103354

My Mom heard me crying as Fauna's stream ended… She ordered my favourite Blizzard from DQ… And put a note on it… "I'm sorry she's gone."

No.103355

shitted guess its time for more coffee

No.103356

same going for my second cuppa

No.103357

went for my second shitta

No.103358

jod now i can start my erogame without distractions

No.103359

guess ill make more coffee

No.103360

bad idea ive been blowing gas since

No.103361

had some chicken breast and rice for lunch now im sipping some coffee

No.103362

feasting

No.103363

and gaming

No.103364

balls ache

No.103365

woke up after a nightmare in a panic and heard what i thought was mom raging it wasnt so i just went back to bed

No.103366

havent had a yelling match with mom dream in a while

No.103367

did 3x10 pushups im beat

No.103368

extreme sensitivity in my tooth where there should be a filling

No.103369

woke up feelin pretty good

No.103370

wonder what thats like

No.103371

spend this year in sober contemplation and healing and you will find out

No.103372

youre being overly dramatic

No.103373

https://files.catbox.moe/tggjlk.jpg

No.103374

got a feeling this is gomma be a good year

No.103375

if theres one thing ive done with my life its contemplate but it hasnt gotten me anywhere

No.103376

this is the year i turn my life around i can feel it

No.103377

are you gonno gaj

No.103378

thats the last thing he should do if he wants to improve his life

No.103379

thats a problem for future me for now i will snooze

No.103380

brewed a mug might game a tad

No.103381

gamed hard today also overate now i shall snooze

No.103382

dont even want to have sex with a virgin id rather a slightly older girl with a bit of experience who can guide me through and by slightly older i mean 5 to 10 years younger aka slightly older than my mental model of myself

No.103383

this is the year i finally score

No.103384

were never gonno score

No.103385

not with that attitude

No.103386

thought we were vol because its too much effort to leave the house or approach girls

No.103387

thats right and this is the year that voluntary period ends and we become sexually active

No.103388

okay how long does it take to become jacked and rich only a few months right

No.103389

well begun is half done

No.103390

think the world really did end on y2k we just didnt NOTice

No.103391

gaming being so epic kept me distracted no one told me it was over

No.103392

think ill boil up a pot of pierogies

No.103393

>>103391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

No.103394

i deserve to have sex with a woman preferably one under 15 years old

No.103395

that would be a girl NOT a woman

No.103396

spose ill do a tad more gaming

No.103397

same

No.103398

windy as hell outside and based on the occasional banging i hear i do believe my neighbor left their window open

No.103399

waited for the snow all night but it never came

No.103400

package hasnt moved since thursday

No.103401

my package has moving been a lot up and it's straining against my underwear

No.103402

raid

No.103403

where

No.103404

gth

No.103405

GO TO HELL

No.103407

gaming hard rn

No.103408

gamers are faggots

No.103409

woke up before the alarm spent an extra 2 hours trying to go back to sleep havent had normffeine in 3 or 4 days but i took a b12 pill

No.103410

actually i have had sex with several women in this game and zero men

No.103411

spam

No.103412

hello

No.103413

die

No.103414

what the flip

No.103415

WHAT THE FUCK

No.103416

woke up hey mates

No.103417

hey there big buddy

No.103418

hey there big dummy

No.103419

big mug of coffee

No.103420

>>103388
you could have a presentable body in a few months

No.103421

what the fuck

No.103422

spicy beef and ri

No.103423

ate 500g of ground pork and beef

No.103424

cooking a chicken rn meself

No.103425

foul

No.103426

you mean fowl

No.103427

thank you for explaining the joke that really increases the humor quotient

No.103428

feverish guess ill shower then snooze

No.103429

sorry

No.103430

sigh no one told me agdq was on

No.103431

sorry that was rude of me and i regretted it after posting

No.103432

ive developed an immunity to rudeness

No.103433

>>103430
anything good

No.103434

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103435

Please forgive my rudeness

No.103436

>>103425
youre right it did suck

No.103437

if theres no grass on the field play in the mud

No.103438

uh

No.103439

I gushed mud out of my asshole

No.103440

where is everyone

No.103441

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103442

im here but i have nothing to post

No.103443

thats the beauty of the blog thread you always have something to post

No.103444

bloated

No.103445

earlywoke feeling feverish bloated drymouth and just on the verge of heartburn still tired but NOT able to fall back asleep got a headache already todays NOT looking like a good day

No.103446

unsheathing my mystical elven blade

No.103447

>>103445
havent felt that way since i ate a frozen pepperoni tombstone right before bed a few years ago maybe i feel like it all the time and im just used to it

No.103448

maybe you should try cooking it next time

No.103449

Please stick it in mee

No.103450

https://files.catbox.moe/d8ptez.webm

No.103451

somebody save that lady

No.103452

think there was mold on the bread i just ate tore it off and threw it out

No.103453

only that part i mena

No.103454

evil grains

No.103455

we live in an evil world its the perfect meal

No.103456

ordered a bread knife so i can buy the bigger loaves

No.103457

>>103450
whens it gonno be my turn to do that

No.103458

probably soon enough whats a little more waiting

No.103459

to do that or to do that

No.103460

me on the left

No.103461

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVd5w6mLlKI

No.103462

>>103461
didnt realize someone had it all figured out that long ago only listened to a few that didnt spill it out as well as that album artwork

No.103463

i mean i knew it was fake and that the new world order was taking over and all that but all of that on the sign came true

No.103464

woke up early to exercise but lojod instead

No.103465

that would be exercise if you tried

No.103466

spam

No.103467

sippin some coffee

No.103468

new toys arrived

No.103469

pic

No.103470

no

No.103471

started reading a new ln

No.103472

watching the show where a gamer girl with a smoking hot body shows up out of nowhere moves in with the loser salaryman protagonist and starts to fall in love all within the first 10 minutes

No.103473

those are dangerous for the youth

No.103474

ill survive

No.103475

gaming

No.103484

wish i still had the routine of waking up and watching one or two episodes with cawfee

No.103485

i was not referring to you when i said youth

No.103486

oh

No.103487

cant get it up

No.103488

>>103485
whats wrong with lns

No.103489

i was talking about the anime lns are good for your brain

No.103490

woke up gonno prepare a mug

No.103491

the mugger

No.103492

have you freaks ever considered that no one wants to hear about you waking up and drinking coffee every morning

No.103493

uh oh discord is mad theyre not the center of attention again

No.103494

new alien food hb gonno save that one up for tomorrow

No.103495

ate ice cream then one of those hazelnut balls and a resees and then a snickers

No.103496

>>103492
back

No.103497

found some crackers on top of my computer tower and ate them

No.103498

headphone cord isnt long enough to put the tower on the floor im always looking at it theres NOThing to find

No.103499

https://files.catbox.moe/ao9pho.webm

No.103500

screamer

No.103501

yeah i bet she is

No.103502

nasty used up tattooed old slag

No.103503

you would think this normtube sign in to prove youre NOT a bot blocking thing thats been happening recently would keep me from wasting so much time but no

No.103504

nothin wrong with some nice tats

No.103505

id have agreed with you at one point but just like plumbers its trickled down to where its the norm

No.103506

why NOT just sign in to prove youre NOT a bot

No.103507

got rid of all my friendgle accounts long ago

No.103508

hope youve got a microsoft account ready for when you upgrade to windows 11

No.103509

never downgraded to 10 from 7 im all good

No.103510

youre dwelling in the past old man

No.103511

and ill continue to do so until the next round of steamboxes makes wangblows irrelevant for the home user

No.103512

guess ill eat some egg salad on processed slabs of slaevgrains

No.103514

eat some lead

No.103515

i swear that i dont have a gun

No.103516

cracked a flagon of wine

No.103517

forgot that i did watch a movie recently less than two weeks ago

No.103518

guess ill try to earlysnooze

No.103519

extremely powerful storm arrived its like a cyclone over here

No.103520

loved the wizard of oz as a kid

No.103521

coffee time got some chocolate drink powder so its hoto mocha time

No.103522

read all the books by baum but didnt like the other author

No.103523

https://files.catbox.moe/h68z2t.jpg

No.103524

bought the fancy loaf of bread before my new knife arrived dont have a good way to cut it

No.103525

Coffee is a beverage made from the roasted and ground seeds of the coffee plant. It's the world's best-selling hot drink. Coffee is dark, bitter, and slightly acidic, and it contains caffeine, which stimulates humans. The most popular type of coffee bean is Arabica, which comes from Ethiopia. Arabica beans are known for their mild, flavorful taste.

No.103526

https://files.catbox.moe/17wwwc.jpg

No.103527

eating sandwich

No.103528

this bread isnt very good despite its price

No.103529

my gut has been loudly whining all day and have a bad headache

No.103530

ssd not working properly

No.103531

dusting of snow outside

No.103532

eating sandwich

No.103533

woke up too early at 930 and spent all the time between then and right now trying to go back to sleep

No.103534

sigh ate too much again never gonno be able to pick up chicks like this

No.103535

you just have to be a funny fat guy

No.103536

the overconsumption has to end

No.103537

farted in front a cute girl and her fat friend
fat friend giggled and gave me her number

No.103538

dad is grocery shopping gonno ask for snacks

No.103539

read something about how my headache and nausea are likely caused by low blood sugar because after eating that massive amount of sugar yesterday my body released a lot of insulin which would then result in me later having low blood sugar so can probably fix the issue by eating more sugar right now

No.103540

sto eating so much sugar dumb sugar freak

No.103541

its time to consider foods with a low glycemic index

No.103542

as for me ate half a rather large loaf of bread as well as quite a bit of plum jam

No.103543

an itacar passed me on the highway but couldnt get a pic

No.103544

itasha wa tsuyosa

No.103545

gamed hard gonno snooze

No.103546

missed my chance to have sex now its too late

No.103547

nah i dont think so

No.103548

hate itasha its disgusting i hate them and hate those people too

No.103549

mom breastfed me this morning

No.103550

no she didnt

No.103551

>>103548
same live around lots of chinks so see it regularly

No.103552

love suckling on mom's huge saggers for breakfast

No.103553

stepped hard on a rock i didnt see in the yard at a weird angle two days ago and tweaked something in my back gonno take a shower tonight

No.103554

nice tweaker

No.103555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2ePwdvXXU

No.103556

got down to under 30 tabs

No.103557

weird dream last night someone had been stealing my car panels and spotted a little girl walking around with an oversized dildo i was hiding under them but they left the other one alone

No.103558

only experience with car panels is video games and its NOT easy to remove them

No.103559

it was just a dream i dont even have a car

No.103560

my point still stands

No.103561

oh whats the point of all this

No.103562

none of this matters

No.103563

wish i was low inhib enough to own an itasha i still wouldnt because im too cheap but itd help in other ways

No.103564

tempted to wander down yonder for a sixer of brews

No.103565

wouldnt get out of my chair for anything less than 8

No.103566

havent had normahol in weeks and i feel better than before

No.103567

it started storming as soon as i exited the domicile anyway

No.103568

snowing

No.103569

gonno get a haircut

No.103570

woke up and feeling homeostasis again

No.103571

had a nightmare about mom making me go down into a series of old tunnels hidden under the house

No.103572

love a nice exploration of the subconscious dream

No.103573

I am an incomparable homeo

No.103574

Please excuse my poor English

No.103575

I am an incomparable homoOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No.103576

new scale arrived scared to step on it havent weighed myself in like half a year

No.103577

phew im still safe

No.103578

sippin some post lunch coke zero

No.103579

woke up too early and started thinking negative thoughts been trying to nap in moms bed but it hasnt worked yet

No.103580

die

No.103581

ya stuff like that and my teen years and how im unequipped to handle the relentless nightmare of modern life

No.103582

im teen

No.103583

same but my body kept aging

No.103584

only meant to edge a bit did it too hard spermed and got a nosebleed

No.103585

The story of a middle aged man doing whatever he wants with the power of 1-click online shopping!

Kenichi, a single man in his 40s, is transported into another world for no apparent reason. As he tries to escape a dangerous forest teaming with monsters, he realizes he has the power to access to a huge online store.

By using this power to exchange goods he found in this new world for cash, and then buying modern ones off the internet, he was able to quickly create a very popular business. However, his goal is to have a slow and leisurely life. Instead of growing his business even more, he decides to settle down and live off of the power of Jeff Bezos.

The mail order life of a middle aged man in other world begins now!

watching this

No.103586

sounds good i would too if i could still watch

No.103587

dont know about that one

No.103588

you can

No.103589

ate 3 sandwiches now eating bread and jam

No.103590

wish i had a toaster

No.103591

shoulders still sore from mondays pushups

No.103592

wish i had done 50 pushups a day for the last 15 years at the absolute least

No.103593

https://files.catbox.moe/br6m7j.jpg

No.103594

if i had 15 percent body fat and a normal adult males amount of muscle NOThing would change but i bet id feel better

No.103595

we arent normal were freaks

No.103596

watching a nice transekai

No.103597

love being normal

No.103598

die norm

No.103599

>>103595
ya but NOT the good kind

No.103600

>>103598
NEVER NORMAN

No.103601

https://files.catbox.moe/9x6fck.jpg

No.103602

bone

No.103603

eyes off creep

No.103604

drylips

No.103605

pussy

No.103606

if i had those lips they wouldnt be dry

No.103607

lips almost always dry but it doesnt bother me

No.103608

took around an hour long nap in moms bed and sweated through the sheets its much warmer than my bare mattress with one sheet

No.103609

at this rate the day is gonno end without any gaming

No.103610

woke up hey ghost

No.103611

what up d00d

No.103612

>>103609
same need to remove the barriers to entry and set up a separate spot in my room where all i do is game if im at a keyboard its too easy to alt tab

No.103613

i was gaming good the past few days too hope things go better tomorrow

No.103614

you shouldnt force things maybe its just not meant to be

No.103615

nah its meant to be if i take a break ill have to restart again and id like to beat it this year

No.103616

dont force myself to do anything thats the problem i can game if i try but now that normputers are powerful enough to have both a browser and a game open its easy to get distracted

No.103617

im NOT worried i was just too busy watching to game today

No.103618

sigh

No.103619

only watched 8 episodes today

No.103620

https://files.catbox.moe/p20a14.jpg

No.103621

mom bought a calendar that was smaller than she thought so she gave it to me nailed it to the back of my door

No.103622

you fool

No.103623

callendar man

No.103624

learnin to play the blues

No.103625

tempted to wander down yonder for a sixer of brews

No.103626

the only thing i cant resist is temptation

No.103627

already told you last night anything under 8 is gonno cause more problems than it solves case in point me waking up after 5 or 6 hours the last two days

No.103628

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103629

six is more than enough for me youve got a problem sir

No.103630

uh well ya im also closing in on 30 percent bodyfat

No.103631

good luck

No.103632

youtube showed me an ozempic ad featuring this guy with a giant beard pulling up his shirt revealing his belly then he injected himself right next to his happy trail while looking into the camera

No.103633

why are you seeing ads

No.103634

first instinct was to post that but i pondered it for a second and realized the answer could only enrage me so im gonno skip

No.103635

tried cleaning my keyboard did a pretty poor job but at least its slightly less disgusting

No.103636

>>103632
thanks for reminding me to update my ubo filters

No.103637

the ponderer

No.103638

read that a study found many popular protein powders have lead and other heavy metals but it says the worst ones are the chocolate flavors and moms protein powder is peanut

No.103639

ate a half pound burger

No.103640

pooped out half a pound of weiners

No.103641

stores been out of yellow onions for weeks wheres uncle mugen when we need him

No.103642

sigh he must be like 50 by now

No.103643

stretched me legs

No.103644

gonno snooze

No.103645

bored need to try to do something productive to rewire my brain

No.103650

that sounds like game time

No.103651

wandered down yonder and picked up a sixer of sapporo storm rolled in as i was arriving home

No.103652

nice wisconsin beer

No.103653

dont really care if its brewed by crafty nips or dirty mexicans since its cheap and tastes good

No.103654

doubt its that cheap relative to what you could be getting

No.103655

the liquor market works differently here its only like two dollars more than the cheapest possible beer because of taxation

No.103656

uh i can get several blogs for 2 bucks

No.103657

yeah well i cant and thats why your doubts were unfounded

No.103658

doesnt count if theyre in the same can

No.103659

eat shit and die foreignorm

No.103660

simply head down to walmart and pick up a nice 13 buck 30 rack

No.103661

sigh its supposed to be a year of sober contemplation

No.103662

mom cut me down to 12 packs at some point in the past year or so think in her mind 2 or 3 smaller cartons a week is somehow better than the monster one

No.103663

hey hey mom
i heard you cut your neetboy down

No.103664

>>103661
theres still plenty of year left no big deal

No.103665

simply head down to aldi and pick up some 50 cent half liters

No.103666

they call half a liter 16.5 ounces here

No.103667

thats whats known as a pint

No.103668

they come in pints

No.103669

here a pint is 16 ounces

No.103670

thats less than 500ml

No.103671

i guess but probably NOT by much

No.103672

it adds up

No.103673

the norms have screwed me over in so many other ways i cant worry about small details like that

No.103674

there is NOThing worse than a man who doesnt fight back

No.103675

NOT a man more of a baby

No.103676

just feasted on a bowl of beef and ri so succulent it could drive a neet to weep

No.103677

whats so great about it bragnorm

No.103678

the taste

No.103679

i know what beef and rice taste like individually what do they taste like mixed

No.103680

it was a succulent flavor to say the least

No.103681

thats the least all right

No.103682

got something succulent for you right here

No.103683

wish i had some yoshinoya

No.103684

eating buttered toast

No.103685

gassy rn

No.103686

guess ill snooze

No.103687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9pZpOfMjuw

No.103688

>>103683
i recommend you stick to todays special

No.103703

i wish i was special

No.103704

painshits and bloody tp

No.103705

but im a creep

No.103706

ate a nice 2 buck grocery store cheesy chicken pita wrap

No.103707

watching a nice high school romcom

No.103708

puked while Driving and now theres a puddle of frozen vomit on the footpad

No.103709

need to touch girl

No.103710

you know you could have cleaned it up

No.103711

sipping my coffee and watching some sam hyde

No.103712

norm hyde

No.103713

what is this round bread

No.103714

todays indigestion is probably due to eating a triple sized loaf of bread in two days plus lots of cheese and most of a jar of jam

No.103715

had all these plans to eat breakfast and drink cawfee and take vitamins when i got up but now im thinking itll have to be tomorrow

No.103716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfEOkguStbQ

No.103717

you need plans for that

No.103723

apparently because even after making them it didnt happen

No.103724

you need more spontaneity in your life theres NOThing like living in the moment

No.103725

spontaneously decided to jo

No.103726

already jod yesterday

No.103727

feasted upon some cheese and lunch meat

No.103728

been watching whole episodes without pausing NOT to mention those movies im thinkin my attention span is coming back thank you sobriety

No.103729

wouldnt say i have a problem with attention span its more like indecision and choice paralysis

No.103730

do you need me to decide for you

No.103731

https://files.catbox.moe/ojdgq9.jpg

No.103732

watched 12 eps today didnt manage to game maybe tomorrow

No.103733

>>103730
no i just need my computer locked into some sort of kiosk mode where once i start a game thats the only thing it can do for 1 hour

No.103734

that sounds like an attention span thing

No.103735

simply stream and let the pressure of being watched do the job

No.103736

woke up and brewed joe

No.103737

>>103734
probably NOT explaining it right if i start to game i can game for hours

No.103738

eating pizza

No.103739

eatin some more tramscendant beef and ri

No.103740

lunch was a steak sandwich with arugula and asiago

No.103741

the boys from hima are eatin good tonight

No.103742

realized that i get a better mood for a few days after sunbathing

No.103743

dont you get sunburned

No.103744

took until adulthood to be able to get tanned but its just on the back of my neck and the backs of my forearms maybe my knees too

No.103745

im pale and ghostlike in both appearance and demeanor

No.103746

ate my rice and beans with sweet onions and its so bland this is awful why are they out of yellow onions

No.103747

same until a few years ago when those few spots turned red

No.103748

>>103743
its just for like 15 minutes

No.103749

very bright light outside but dont know why

No.103750

my girl was sucking me and while i was nutting a little bit came out late and i said oh shit bonus round

No.103751

>>103746
time to ditch those nasty beans and replace them with fragrantly spiced beef

No.103752

ate two sticks of pez

No.103753

brewed up another hot one

No.103754

watched a video about the launch of a sexy ladyta fashion line in china and the synthesized voiceover pronounced it like low lee tuh

No.103755

sigh those poor lowly ladies

No.103756

need a nice lowly lady to take care of my lowly parts

No.103757

ran out of cat food

No.103758

im pale and ghostlike in both appearance and demeanor

No.103759

you said that already

No.103760

sex with ghosts

No.103761

when i was a teenager ghosts used to molest me in the shower

No.103762

>>103754
thats how you pronounce it didnt you read the book

No.103763

went hog wild on my blogisthenics Please stick it in mee

No.103764

yeah have pronounced it that way for years but all these normal people on the internet kept telling me it was wrong

No.103765

hate norms

No.103766

what dont you like about them

No.103767

an easier question is what do i like about them and the answer is NOThing

No.103768

oh ok

No.103769

chest pain its probably heartburn

No.103770

baking soda

No.103771

an easier question is what do i like about them and the answer is EVERYTHING

No.103772

basted normlover

No.103773

oh ok

No.103774

theyre predicting its gonna be the year of neetblog

No.103775

drank my third and final mug while watching the storm that just rolled in

No.103776

hydrate

No.103777

dont feel too good might eat 1500 calories of processed manmade freezer food

No.103778

what about your blood pressure

No.103779

hopefully sky high but i dont think itll do much good in killing me

No.103780

bleeding

No.103781

cooked up a nice big bowl of spicy beef and ri sigh its delicious

No.103782

when i was a teenager ghosts used to molest me in the shower

No.103783

might earlysnooze doesnt even feel like a fridey

No.103784

rest well

No.103785

https://files.catbox.moe/5mtob4.jpeg

No.103786

i have risen

No.103787

bhole itchy rn

No.103788

woke up lied in bed for a while got up brushed showered got back in bed for a while boiled some water browsed some pics made coffee now sipping while watching an ep and eating some chocolate todays gonno be a good day might game after this

No.103789

https://files.catbox.moe/lhewkg.jpg

No.103790

bottom of foot is itchy hope its NOT fungal

No.103791

finally watched seitokai no ichizon

No.103792

drinking generic brand energy drink

No.103793

hungry

No.103794

woke up gonno shower wanya

No.103795

took me two hours and forty minutes to get out of bed jo shower shave and make coffee

No.103796

sometimes happens to me but only because two hours are spent joing

No.103797

ya thats exactly what happened Please stick it in mee

No.103798

having aNOTher energy drink on a still empty stomach

No.103799

when you eat a pickle do you just bite into it or do you lick the juices off first

No.103800

i dont eat pickles

No.103801

i mean ill eat them on a burg or dog

No.103802

havent had a nice go dog in years

No.103803

same just the hair

No.103804

ive found hitting my stomach suppresses my appetite

No.103805

https://files.catbox.moe/tu4flv.jpg

No.103806

did you make that

No.103807

yeah

No.103808

where are the greens

No.103809

pickle

No.103810

jod

No.103811

got a premade pizza dont have an oven anymore cooking it on the stove

No.103812

You reap what you sow.

No.103813

raid

No.103814

wish i had some ranch

No.103815

monster rancher

No.103816

im pale and ghostlike in both appearance and demeanor

No.103817

pic

No.103818

as for me im more of a robot with dead eyes

No.103819

having cawfee for the first time in recent memory think its been at least a week

No.103820

wouldnt say it was worth it

No.103821

jidoljod

No.103822

die idolater

No.103823

sippin and snacking this is the life

No.103824

woke up with sore legs

No.103825

sometimes happens to me but only because last night was spent having sex

No.103826

who were you having sex with

No.103827

you know

No.103828

went on a walk with mom saw a pokeball keychain hanging from a branch on the trail

No.103829

normball

No.103830

whats your favorite pokemon

No.103831

never played

No.103832

i like victreebel

No.103833

dont know used to have a book with all 151 of them id have to flip through it

No.103834

dont you mean 150

No.103835

remember getting a pic of all the second gen ones before the game released and choosing espeon and suicune as my favorites

No.103836

>>103834
i dont know do i thought mew always technically existed just NOT in game

No.103837

hes under the truck

No.103838

gonno snooze

No.103839

the nights young

No.103840

so am i

No.103841

im older than the night

No.103843

were in the remains of the day

No.103844

ate two cans of chili and some cornbread

No.103845

ate some taters and bacon

No.103846

became crazed with energy during my blogisthenics today

No.103847

tired going to bed early

No.103848

tried to game

No.103849

wish we had a system like japan where instead of norms snapping up cheap old garbage and hoarding it there were stores were you could just buy an old game for 5 bucks play it and sell it back to them

No.103850

head down to your local gamestop for a trade in

No.103851

there isnt one and besides i meant more like the independent stores that used to be around here and there

No.103852

new ross

No.103854

nice rosscord

No.103855

wandered down yonder for a sixer of kirin ichiban

No.103856

>>103854
youre supposed to be enraged

No.103857

outgrew rage

No.103858

at what age

No.103859

sometime in my 40s

No.103860

good ive still got time

No.103861

woke up read

No.103862

are you the guy that went to bed

No.103863

i mena the most recent guy to say hes snoozing

No.103864

maybe

No.103865

nice tightlips

No.103866

the bit of gum behind my two front teeth hurts

No.103867

>>103864
didnt mean to put you on the spot

No.103868

got sardine oil on the desk dont really care

No.103869

havent had deenz in a while felt like the cheap brands had gone downhill the last few times i had them

No.103870

dont know what the cheap brands are i just get season at the discount or dollar store for 1 to 2 dollars a can

No.103871

the cheap brands are the ones at the store with the lowest price

No.103872

thats probably some shite from china and im NOT interested in getting red tide poisoning theres more to life than saving 30 cents when mom buys you food

No.103873

gotta be king oscar

No.103874

relying on a woman for food is shameful for a man

No.103875

great value deens are from thailand NOT china

No.103876

>>103874
let me add it to the list of shameful behaviors i exhibit

No.103877

himaris latest live was cute but theyve completely dropped the premise of the show

No.103878

drinking a vegan energy drink and gaming

No.103879

only drink energy drinks with meat in them

No.103880

meat is murder

No.103881

mexicans love sacrificing things i just buy it

No.103882

never been to hooters

No.103883

same used to be drunkenly told i would be taken there a lot and got nervous about being an ugly pimple faced nerd but it never came to pass

No.103884

love getting drunk with the bros

No.103885

the world is spinning around the world is

No.103886

got a mini panettone

No.103887

https://files.catbox.moe/thq4lb.jpg

No.103888

hungry deciding whether to eat or NOT

No.103889

bmi under 24

No.103890

wish i could lose weight while eating everything i wanted

No.103891

feeling cold

No.103892

shaved

No.103893

weird bulging feeling on the left side of my abdomen like below the rib and some pain

No.103894

its cancer

No.103895

2 scoops instant 3 scoops cocoa

No.103896

scoop my brains out

No.103897

too much cholesterol

No.103898

https://files.catbox.moe/5m9jgw.png

No.103899

coffee wasnt enough still tired wish i had an energy drink

No.103901

dark red inside my belly button

No.103902

where is everyone

No.103903

im here cracked a cold one think im gonno make some coffee later kinda bored

No.103904

you cant just make coffee after cracking

No.103905

watched the first two eps of tetsujin 28 didnt know it was a cliffhanger serial rather than motw

No.103906

>>103902
dont have anything to post

No.103907

yes you do

No.103908

eating tortellini

No.103909

>>103907
no not really anything i could say would be boring or depressing

No.103910

>>103902
was taking a nap in moms bed for the last 3 hours

No.103911

>>103909
so

No.103912

cant be worse than my posts

No.103913

theres already too many depressing posts here i dont need to add any more

No.103914

those are all mine so yes you do

No.103915

>>103913
dont find my own crybaby faguette posts depressing or anything here for that matter in fact im happy and grateful my bros are making posts

No.103916

my posts are so worthless i dont think theyre even read

No.103917

https://files.catbox.moe/0ih2rg.jpg

No.103918

i read every single post

No.103919

same

No.103920

mom asked if i wanted to use the leftover chili for chili burgers when she really meant just chili meat on a bun and i pictured a chili cheeseburger so much for getting back under 210

No.103921

only remember having a sloppy joe like once as a kid

No.103922

only joe ive ever consumed comes in a mug and i just woke up and brewed one

No.103923

got some freshly brewed jo for you right here

No.103924

dont need it thank you i jyst woke up and brewed my own

No.103925

brewed or dissolved

No.103926

https://files.catbox.moe/uopi0z.jpg

No.103927

cawfee i had yesterday was actually the first non instant ive had in probably 8 months and it was a free bag mom got from someone at work

No.103928

uh bag

No.103929

ya in the united states it typically comes in vacuum sealed bags that weigh around a pound

No.103930

been telling myself im gonno stop reading every post and become a skipper for years but i still have yet to do it

No.103931

uh in my america it comes in tubs or canisters or whatever those things are called

No.103932

have to read because all the posts happen when i sleep

No.103933

>>103931
it comes in those too but you havent been paying attention if you havent been seeing packages that look like this at the store for most of your life https://files.catbox.moe/vqoa11.jpeg

No.103934

that doesnt look real plus its decaf

No.103935

tardlaughing at preground decaf mccafe

No.103936

nice beanslaves looking down on each other over how they prepare their poison soup

No.103937

thats just an example of the packaging

No.103938

i only get those vacuum sealed bricks ideally id ground my own but i dont have a grinder

No.103939

>>103936
its NOT a drink more like a drink

No.103940

uh

No.103941

naveljod

No.103942

grind locally roasted beans and use a pyrex brand french press to brew

No.103943

nice soyfee

No.103944

had to get rid of my grinder and moka because of some circumstances

No.103945

ate chili cheeseburger

No.103946

read that sriracha only has 3 percent of your daily sodium in 1 serving so added salt to my rice and beans and it made a great difference

No.103947

grind the beans at the store

No.103948

thats a coffee thing right

No.103949

mr boles your opening statement
statement

No.103950

eating a big bowl of frozen blueberries with my fingers

No.103951

starting to sigh

No.103952

decided im gonno go by chinese new year this year these first two weeks have just been a test run

No.103953

you mena lunar new year

No.103954

when did they change it thats what my new calendar says too

No.103955

get with the times broom ahh old man

No.103956

is it supposed to feel like this

No.103957

gonno make normaroni and cheese mom got a new kind ive never tried before

No.103958

think ill stop beating myself up for being neet and simply try to improve my life while remaining one that way i cant be accused of NOT trying

No.103959

we have to forgive ourselves no matter what

No.103960

i need to be stuffed into a wood chipper feet first im just saying i should stop having fantastical delusions and work with what i have just because im neet doesnt mean i need to be an obese slug trying to kill himself with grains

No.103961

i believe in you

No.103962

gonno make macaroni and cheese mom got a new kind ive never tried before

No.103963

as for me im more of a robot with dead eyes

No.103964

gokigenyou

No.103965

>>103962
i know i am i just said that

No.103966

where

No.103967

before that norm doubleposted on my behalf

No.103968

thought you were making normaroni NOT macaroni

No.103969

hes been doing that to me too just take it as a compliment he enjoyed your post

No.103970

didnt even NOTice he changed it

No.103971

before that chad doubleposted on my behalf

No.103972

had to hit the baking soda think its time to earlysnooze

No.103973

snoozin

No.103974

love spamming and raiding now that banseki isnt around

No.103975

that damned onseki with his hands on and controlling administration style

No.103976

youd need to let off stress too if you had to spend all day stacking cans

No.103977

mcdonalds guy kept asking what size for my number 4 but like its a breakfast meal it doesnt come in sizes

No.103978

thats when you ask what are my options

No.103979

thought you were making macaroni NOT normaroni

No.103980

normlord shut off the hot water dont know when itll be back need to take a shower

No.103981

you can go longer without showering in winter

No.103982

i need at least 3 showers a day

No.103983

well okay sometimes i can get by with 2

No.103984

made mocha with 1 scoop instant 4 scoops choco

No.103985

landlord shut off the hot water dont know when itll be back need to take a shower

No.103986

wow you too

No.103987

wow me too

No.103988

hot water is back but it is also brown

No.103989

brown water came out my lower back hole

No.103990

https://files.catbox.moe/lbkcqm.png

No.103991

ate some tortellini with red pesto and camembert cheese

No.103992

spose ill try to game

No.103993

woke up popped a b12 pill

No.103994

die

No.103995

guess ill make some cawfee too

No.103996

ate that ttone

No.103997

armpits start to stink quicker in the winter since im all bundled up in blankets

No.103998

guess ill make some coffee too

No.103999

supposed ill try to play video games

No.104000

stream

No.104001

never

No.104002

went to the asian market today didnt buy anything

No.104003

gonno make soup for dinner

No.104004

pic

No.104005

it doesnt currently exist its just a vision in my minds eye

No.104006

pic now

No.104007

ragequit

No.104008

would you settle for a description of the ingredients so you can form a pic inside your own imagination

No.104009

i dont have one of those

No.104010

you do but its like a muscle you have to exercise it or it atrophies

No.104011

some things just arent possible

No.104012

tried to write a post and deleted it repeat 5x

No.104013

woke up mornin

No.104014

die

No.104015

i will eventually

No.104016

>>104014
what the hell

No.104017

https://files.catbox.moe/ds9jtm.jpg

No.104018

im hoping they invent the immortality pill or infinite timescale full sense vr soon so i dont have to die

No.104019

>>104012
do that sometimes

No.104020

linus is buying a yatch

No.104021

https://files.catbox.moe/zsopzc.jpg

No.104022

panera has been relentlessly promoting their new dipper sandwiches because theyre already gooey with a ton of cheese and then youre supposed to dip it into like a bowl of soup which must drip everywhere

No.104023

replace that bowl of soup with a bowl of ranch and well be talking

No.104024

the only advertisements i see are the subliminal mind control ones posted on 4norm and undeclared sponsors on normtube

No.104025

https://web.archive.org/web/20210804234724/https://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713

No.104026

what about highway billboards and flyers in the mail

No.104027

guess i forgot about those

No.104028

used to rock a cool stache till i heard people said i looked ped

No.104029

probably look like that too but theres no one to tell me mom said i shouldnt shave

No.104030

mom knows best

No.104031

target had a buy 3 get 1 free deal on these keto vegetable power bowl meals that mom loves but theyre only like 200 calories with 20 g protein and no carbs

No.104032

deadly poison

No.104033

got mad at something and slammed my drawer five times and scared mom and sis then later mom asked me if i wanted help like therapy or a psychologist or something i told her no and that im fine

No.104034

is everything ok

No.104035

>>104030
pretty sure my instincts are far better than hers if she thinks it looks good i should shave

No.104036

starting to get enraged

No.104037

same mom knocked one of my clean shirts onto the floor

No.104038

had raw meat for dinner

No.104039

went to the chinese market for yellow onions and fresh chili peppers and oh my god my rice and beans are so good tonight

No.104040

you need to stop eating beans

No.104041

why

No.104042

theyre utterly toxic and for slaves

No.104043

theyre a good source of protein and my gut microbiome has adapted to them so dont even fart that much when eating beans all the time

No.104044

its your funeral

No.104045

if beans are so bad then how come japan has such a high life expectancy

No.104046

they offset their bean habit with raw fish

No.104047

LOVE BEANS EATING BBQ BEANS AND BLACK BEANS

No.104048

soybeans arent technically beans

No.104049

used to like baked beans until learning how theyre made so now for me its only low sodium black beans cooked with a little olive oil black pepper vinegar yellow onion ginger garlic chili peppers salt and sesame seeds

No.104050

hope its extra virgin

No.104051

yeah

No.104052

probably should have washed my hands immediately after eating that green tea mochi ice cream but really wanted to type something and now my keyboard is sticky

No.104053

im virg

No.104054

>>104042
sounds like exactly what i deserve to subsist on

No.104055

im extra virg

No.104056

shivering

No.104057

shiver me timbers

No.104058

saw that the new yakuza like a dragon game is about pirates in hawaii

No.104059

only played the first one i went to play the second but it came on a dvd9 and i wasnt sure if i could just burn it to two dvds

No.104060

never played none of those games they look stupid

No.104061

they are but the first one was still enjoyable with a printed out walkthrough for the side quests

No.104062

dislike the guy that makes those games he looks like an alien and he has an inferiority complex towards white people maybe because he looks so disfigured

No.104063

thought this was a safe space for ugly freaks

No.104064

was thinking about something and wondering if somewhere i still have it on an old hard drive

No.104065

have you lost any data from aging storage

No.104066

i dont know when we got a new computer we just put the old one in the closet assuming what was on it would always be there ive never checked plus i dont know if mom threw out stuff like old games on cd and my psp over the years doubt she remembers either

No.104067

read that your data is supposed to become lost but 10 years ago my stuff from the 90s was still readable

No.104068

hope thats true for me too theres hundreds of tapes and floppies that have never been backed up sitting in boxes in the basement for as long as i can remember

No.104069

eating chli

No.104070

i menat chili theres also cornbread involved

No.104071

dont copy that floppy

No.104072

time to rustle up some snarlers

No.104073

https://files.catbox.moe/xla75d.jpg

No.104074

just realized after seeing that she never wears a shirt it hadnt dawned on me before

No.104075

https://files.catbox.moe/fvkr4a.jpg

No.104076

gave myself normburn for the second night in a row like an utter tard

No.104077

tried to snooze but couldnt made the rookie mistakes of NOT depressing my central nervous system and thinking

No.104078

guess ill jo and try again

No.104079

dont understand the jo then snooze meme i cant relax right after joing but sleep comfortably when aroused

No.104080

it just works

No.104081

read that cephalopods passed cognitive tests designed for human children

No.104082

nice celpods

No.104083

theyre smarter than me

No.104084

huh houdini was under 170cm

No.104085

being shorter helps you escape capture

No.104086

bleeding

No.104087

the norms captured any remaining hope i have years ago

No.104088

the norms

No.104089

my piss has had this weird smell for the past week but cant really describe it thinking about pissing in a glass to get a better sense of the odor

No.104090

you need a diet reset

No.104091

this vegetable power bowl has some beef in it

No.104092

there goes my year of sobriety i need to be shot and dumped in a ditch

No.104093

NOT a problem theres always tomorrow ive found the simplest way to keep a new years resolution is to repeatedly push back the starting date so you never fail it Please stick it in mee

No.104094

that scene in kaiji wasnt supposed to be inspirational

No.104095

new ross hb

No.104096

watching anime the subtitles translated 私 to beautiful

No.104097

>>104079
same

No.104098

did you just wake up

No.104099

which scene the one where he spends all his money on blogs and snacks

No.104100

over half a year since umamusume eng was announced and still absolutely zero hint about the release date

No.104101

>>104098
no

No.104102

then die latereply

No.104103

wonder if pcauc watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybLi25Q8Fw

No.104104

wonder if hes allowed to listen to denpa on his translucent plastic cd player

No.104105

https://files.catbox.moe/pcekrl.png

No.104106

love some moepop

No.104107

woke up heya

No.104108

are you the guy who jod then snoozed

No.104109

im not that guy but i did jo before snoozing and also upon waking Please stick it in mee

No.104110

eating chocominto icecream

No.104111

>>104108
that was me but it basically did NOThing still took me over an hour to snooze and then i woke up 4 hours later

No.104112

told you it wouldnt work try edging then snoozing next time

No.104113

it would have worked if i had waited i was just so wired i needed to wait that extra hour to tire out

No.104114

mom said were getting fried chicken tonight dont really want to go with her as ive already got the necessary supplies but im still deciding

No.104115

had fried chicken for the first time in years the other week it was okay

No.104116

left arm is going numb

No.104117

its probably fine

No.104118

done with beans tonight is tofu night

No.104119

i got so numb

No.104120

>>104118
how about beef night

No.104121

learned how to play on top of old smoky

No.104122

beef is a rare luxury

No.104123

sigh gran made blodpalt

No.104124

what kind of blood

No.104125

kid

No.104126

love eating blood porridge

No.104127

>>104125
kid or kid

No.104128

you know

No.104129

legs falling asleep while sitting in a normal position

No.104130

pressed mug number deux

No.104131

its too late for that

No.104132

dad told me about how he used to take 2 caffeine pills at a time

No.104133

feeling freaky

No.104134

feeling shaky wonder if i ate enough

No.104135

>>104131
i can press a mug whenever the hell i damn want

No.104136

how do you flavor it

No.104137

with whole milk

No.104138

>>104135
so you think

No.104139

guess ill watch that ross my food isnt done defrosting yet

No.104140

calling that a ross is being generous

No.104141

i just like watching the racing games

No.104142

go speed go go speed racer

No.104143

that was moms favorite cartoon

No.104144

its NOT a cartoon mom its called anime

No.104145

they used to be called cartoons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJG45X0ZGY

No.104146

loved watching speed racer and robotech as a kid

No.104147

wandered down yonder for a bottle of sauvignon blog

No.104148

dont remember if thats a white or a red im guessing from the blanc its white and in that case goon on

No.104149

you couldnt stop me if you wanted to

No.104150

thats the last thing id want to do

No.104151

dreamed i was visiting china

No.104152

its happening the tiktok ban has caused this other chinese app called little red book to become the most popular app and now millions of americans are learning chinese

No.104153

guess ill make coffee

No.104154

think my christmas weight is gone because my new pants are too big now

No.104155

feeling anxious and nervous and restless

No.104156

https://files.catbox.moe/2xurd3.png

No.104157

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsbTKjzp-4A

No.104158

thought id try to calm down by jerking it a bit but couldnt get it up

No.104159

get what up

No.104160

my chinchikurin stick

No.104161

woke up congested to an alarm i couldnt hear properly so i started raging thinking it was moms but it was actually mine got up to take a nap in her bed but then she came home early and caught me

No.104162

wonder how cobys doing

No.104163

who

No.104164

you know

No.104165

had some greek yogurt with honey damn good stuff

No.104166

drank a bottle of iced tea

No.104167

tooth hurting

No.104168

dentist

No.104169

did better with brushing for a bit there but for every day i do it theres like 4 days where i dont

No.104170

did clean 15 days worth of pisscans paper plates and spermrags off of my table though so ive got that going for me

No.104171

dont you think you should set your sights a little higher than that

No.104172

every step counts im proud of you

No.104173

https://files.catbox.moe/tm4np6.png

No.104174

guess ill try to snooze although im NOT very optimistic about my odds

No.104175

thermostats battery contacts are kinda loose so sometimes it loses power and the heat shuts off

No.104176

good you dont need that manmade garbage

No.104177

its winter

No.104178

finally listened to mom and used a washcloth to clean the dishes instead of just a scrub brush and honestly she was right

No.104179

think i might be mentally eel

No.104180

fired up retail wow

No.104181

why

No.104182

might be fun

No.104183

watched my favorite jidol perform a babymetal cover

No.104184

idolnorm

No.104185

watched me knob shoot sperm everywhere after i jacked it

No.104186

you cant just jack it and shoot sperm everywhere

No.104187

why didnt you stream so we could watch to

No.104188

almost felt like it was possible to game for a second but its gone now

No.104189

what game

No.104190

thats the problem i didnt have one in mind

No.104191

what about mahjong solitaire

No.104192

sounds like the most boring shite in the world thats probably all they let him play in the prison computer lab

No.104193

my piss smell is getting worse

No.104194

played many an hour of manual solitaire with a playing card deck

No.104195

brother said his thepotato chef made him play a game called pickup 52 where they spill a deck of cards all over the floor and make you put them back into the deck

No.104196

that was a test to see if he was autistic and he failed

No.104197

jod now i snooze

No.104198

gonno figure out what to eat in a minute

No.104199

https://files.catbox.moe/slnxoi.jpg

No.104200

what class is that supposed to be

No.104201

its lunchtime thats why theyre NOT in the classroom

No.104202

lunch was my best subject

No.104203

that and gym which ill never understand i think it was because most of the gym teachers i had liked me even though i was a scrawny dweeb i was just glad to be doing anything that didnt resemble normal school

No.104204

we werent allowed to participate unless we changed into our gym uniform and i never brought it and would sit in the corner not participating which meant i got given a detention each time that i never went to

No.104205

die meatheads

No.104206

did some math

No.104207

woke up lojod

No.104208

so excited for the switch 2 cant wait to play all the fun new nintendo games

No.104209

never bought a soytch the last console i owned was a wii

No.104210

for me it was the original xbox

No.104211

only had nintendo growing up those other consoles were to violent

No.104212

https://files.catbox.moe/srnkfy.png

No.104213

my last consoles were ps3 ps2 n64 snes atari2600

No.104214

sigh aNOTher flaccid day

No.104215

subtitled translating 言霊 to verbaligy that isnt even a word

No.104216

https://files.catbox.moe/5ju9vk.png

No.104217

guess ill watch some wish fulfillment isekai

No.104218

had my choccy milk

No.104219

eating cheese

No.104220

pasted jagex adding ads to scape

No.104221

sigh cant believe david lynch passed away

No.104222

dave normch

No.104223

phew shat bigly now i sip more coffee

No.104224

>>104221
big sigh wanted to finish watching all of his movies first

No.104225

maybe ill borrow moms iphone later and rewatch eraserhead on it

No.104226

changed discord settings to stop running at startup because whens the last time you felt good about opening discord

No.104227

die

No.104228

woke up sigh

No.104229

watch it on the tv like a normal person

No.104230

i dont own a tv

No.104231

>>104229
its a meme

No.104232

nice memer

No.104233

full moon

No.104234

rice and tofu has had this weird chemical taste for the past 3 days and think it might be because of using the big yellow onions from that chinese market

No.104235

if i read one more post about beans or onions or the chinese market im gonna seriously flippin lose it

No.104236

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjpi6ahrG2o

No.104237

went out and bought some pabst blue ribbon they had heineken but i said flip that shit

No.104238

sigh

No.104239

havent had any alcohol in 2 weeks

No.104240

same as long as there isnt alcohol in beer

No.104241

tried to get the arse smell out of me chair

No.104242

get one of these web mesh chairs so your farts just blow right through them into the air

No.104243

mom took my herman miller she said she needed it more

No.104244

staples sells a chair just as good as the herman miller for only like 200 dollars and they ship to you

No.104245

wish i had a herman memer

No.104246

tried to pop a pimple on my back but it went inside

No.104247

wouldnt get an office chair if i had to switch id just get a couch a wireless keyboard and mouse and wall mount my monitor

No.104248

doesnt that hurt your back

No.104249

i dont know i havent owned a couch in 15 years and even then i didnt use it much because it was child sized

No.104250

mom wants me to buy a new couch

No.104251

wait what do you mean wireless keyboard

No.104252

i guess technically its bluetooth

No.104253

you cant be serious

No.104254

im as serious as a heart attack

No.104255

cooking beef and broccoli without the beef because theres none left after dinner

No.104256

had pizza for dinner it was alright

No.104257

im woken

No.104258

https://files.catbox.moe/f5x1bt.jpg

No.104259

cant remember the last time i ate pizza

No.104260

same i think it was last fridey but id have to check the calendar mom keeps on the fridge

No.104261

that broccoli was way better than i thought it would be

No.104262

last saturdays pizza experiment turned out edible but NOT very good probably wont do it again

No.104263

think ive been normburn pwned i fried garlic and red pepper flakes in the oil the broccoli was in

No.104264

started reading the marimite novels a while back theyre great although ive only read like six now i started the anime since its been on my to watch list for well over a decade and its NOT very good how can you compress a whole novel in a genre about subtle interactions between girls into two or three episodes the answer is you cant its far too rushed

No.104265

never tried marmite

No.104266

dont bother vegemite is better

No.104267

thought it was the same thing

No.104268

marmites sweeter than vegemite

No.104269

the bittersweetness of a relationship thats more than friends but less than lovers

No.104270

havent had either so i dont know why more or less sweet would be desirable but if you say so thats what ill believe

No.104271

its only a slight different it just comes down to personal preference

No.104278

guess ill snooze didnt watch any movies but what else is new

No.104279

gamed all damn fuckin day

No.104280

the most gaming ive done since august is cataclysm and zork

No.104281

and you cant really count pressing numpad keys and typing how do i shot web gaming

No.104282

never use my normpad

No.104283

never been without one my whole life

No.104284

havent had one in a while havent missed it either

No.104285

dont think we play the same games

No.104286

last time i regularly gamed with it is when i regularly played df which was like a decade ago by now

No.104287

game retards

No.104288

marimite christmas album is still the best

No.104289

tried smelling my piss more and think have identified the odor as vinegary

No.104290

what would mom think if she caught you face down in the bowl taking a whiff

No.104291

https://files.catbox.moe/99iri3.jpg

No.104292

lunch is one of those vegetable power bowls and also the greek yogurt mom likes together it adds up to 50 g protein

No.104293

youd be better off fasting than letting that garbage in your body

No.104294

tried to explain luigis mansion 2 to mom and she was interested because of the puzzles but turned off by the idea of controlling a character

No.104295

nice terrorist

No.104296

feasting

No.104297

feasted

No.104298

57 degrees inside

No.104299

went out and bought some pabst blue ribbon they had heineken but i said fuck that shit

No.104300

https://files.catbox.moe/tlqk6k.png

No.104301

55 now

No.104302

gave in and turned on the heat

No.104303

had pbj

No.104304

back when i lost a lot of weight i ate pb from the jar NOT much at a time mind you

No.104305

stocked up on energy drinks in preparation for some wild gaming tomorrow

No.104306

woke up had two shots of instant cawfee and some preventative baking soda

No.104307

maybe if you didnt ingest so much poison you wouldnt need to be guzzling baking soda

No.104308

think i might ingest a little poison

No.104309

already ate a big bowl of meat filled dumplings and mushrooms in some kind of sauce i made from a packet that was on sale plus some cheese but still feeling hungry

No.104310

>>104307
wouldnt say maybe its all but guaranteed

No.104311

well

No.104312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7PYQCPlease forgive my rudenessX3A

No.104313

groan

No.104314

feel like theres only a one in ten chance unscrambling that url will link me to something i want to see and i dont like those odds

No.104315

thats fine its NOT like its something you havent seen before

No.104316

woke up hiya ghost

No.104317

whats the plan

No.104318

just got high as flip now im gonna game

No.104319

https://files.catbox.moe/adyvaf.mp4

No.104320

>>104314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7PYQCX
dX3A

No.104321

how much did you guess 500 1000 even more

No.104322

>>104320
beat the odds wonder if i should go out and buy lotto tickets Please stick it in mee

No.104323

spending some time going through my screenies again i dont even remember watching some of these

No.104324

never gambled real money

No.104325

often gamble and lose

No.104326

store was back in stock lets go
https://files.catbox.moe/4r9fvo.jpg

No.104327

had pancakes and eggs and bacon for dinner

No.104328

often gamble and lose

No.104329

ate a platter of raw fish from the japanese grocer

No.104330

a whole platter

No.104331

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.104332

feels like i could game if it was something that ive both never played before and can be completed in less than 20 hours

No.104333

https://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/
playing this

No.104334

it has to be something that actually ends

No.104335

think the increasing pimples on my back must be caused by wearing the same clothes every day and NOT showering

No.104336

>>104333
seen a tuber playing this

No.104337

shower daily and wear a new change of clothes

No.104338

got to like level 33 but then the chicken died and my eyes hurt so went to the ocean

No.104339

my mood hath soured

No.104340

my eyes still hurt why did you make me play that

No.104341

guess ill eat some highly processed frozen food to calm my nerves

No.104342

didnt really help

No.104343

had a nice shower feelin great gonno snooze now

No.104344

>>104332
are you looking for recommendations

No.104345

NOT sure wouldnt want you to waste your time either im to dumb for the game or ive already been meaning to play it for 5+ years or more and havent yet

No.104346

oh

No.104347

well just let me know if you change your mind

No.104348

took a break from some intense gaming to feast on spicy beef and ri

No.104349

where was the stream

No.104350

https://files.catbox.moe/utqwcr.png

No.104351

uhh maam

No.104352

its game time

No.104353

did it again

No.104354

bleeding

No.104355

headed to the grocer anyone need anything

No.104356

got some expensive ham

No.104357

gaming hard on my third energy drink

No.104358

installed poe 2

No.104359

set my chicken tikka masala for an extra 30 seconds because parts were still frozen at the intermediate stirring step but then it exploded

No.104360

turn down the stove next time

No.104361

microwave

No.104362

i messed up

No.104363

starting to rage

No.104364

started dieting just hit a cool 219 first time ive been under 220 lbs in over 5 years

No.104365

get your bmi down under 19

No.104366

ragequit and hit the table posted that i ragequit ten minutes ago but ota swallowed it and i didnt even NOTice raging harder now

No.104367

doesnt help that loading this page takes 20 seconds

No.104368

works on my machine

No.104369

woke up ate bacon sausage and pankeiki

No.104370

you cant have both bacon and sausage in the same meal

No.104371

as for me ate 4 squares of chocolate with a mug of coffee with milk and thats it for today

No.104372

got under 20 bmi a few years back but didnt maintain

No.104373

why NOT it was just one of each

No.104374

thats like having rice and pasta in the same meal

No.104375

whats wrong with ramen with rice

No.104376

sigh now i want yakipan

No.104377

mouse keeps misclicking rage increasing

No.104378

got some peanuts out but then put them back in the jar without eating them

No.104379

you can snack without the calories by just sucking on them a bit then spitting them out

No.104380

>>104350
phewwwwww

No.104381

just realized my hemorrhoids have been gone the whole week

No.104382

they cant have been that bad if you didnt even NOTice they were gone

No.104383

didnt tell my doctor about it

No.104384

i dont have a doctor

No.104385

watched a vtuber who said in japan they go to the doctor whenever they feel a little bad

No.104386

hungry as hell

No.104387

the hunger goes away after a little

No.104388

fired up lolicatgirls.swf

No.104389

ya on the scale of days its fine on the second or third but that doesnt mean much to me right now

No.104390

meow meow pussy

No.104391

https://files.catbox.moe/lawl48.swf

No.104392

lawl

No.104393

Please stick it in mee

No.104394

craving a pickle

No.104395

yesterday i was feeling hot at 64 degrees inside but today im still feeling cool at 76 degrees inside

No.104396

regret sperming to lo yesterday it ruined my schedule completely

No.104397

make it part of your new schedule

No.104398

as for me having a nice edge sesh nearly had an accident but managed to suppress it

No.104399

cant edge anymore after what happened

No.104400

what happened

No.104401

woke up hey ghost

No.104402

forgot i was gonno quit joing but the boredom got to me before i realized i was doing it

No.104403

https://files.catbox.moe/vyb32p.webm

No.104404

Please stick it in mee

No.104405

cant take it anymore

No.104406

stop taking it

No.104407

ate a small bowl of unflavored popcorn

No.104408

>>104397
cant im all sore now

No.104409

hit myself with a mallet

No.104410

you cant just do that

No.104411

i wouldnt say i just did it

No.104412

shouldnt have had normffiene today

No.104413

had i dont know but around 400mg today but i shouldve stopped at around 300

No.104414

what the flip toblerone isnt swiss anymore

No.104415

didnt like ffx

No.104416

what the fuck

No.104417

what

No.104418

jod guess ill snooze

No.104419

>>104413
had probably a third of that and i already know im NOT sleeping until 7am

No.104420

why because youre waking up at 6

No.104421

no because ill be wired all night

No.104422

hb gonno flannaly watch that ross that ive been saving up

No.104423

hope you enjoy it

No.104424

spilled a bunch of rice everywhere then tried to pour more carefully but spilled it again and then dropped my only clean fork on the floor

No.104425

really tired but cant sleep tried laying down for a bit and it did nothing but im too tired to do anything while awake so im just stuck waiting for time to pass so i cant sleep four hours from now or whatever

No.104426

hope im NOT experiencing the same in a few hours

No.104427

heated some more processed frozen food

No.104438

did you try popping some normatonin

No.104439

weighed myself lost 1.3lb

No.104440

maybe the key to snoozing is to start early enough that even if it takes hours itll still be dark that whole time

No.104441

the key to sleeping well is a clean conscience

No.104442

well im boned

No.104443

gaming rn

No.104444

wish i owned a house

No.104445

cooking nao

No.104446

what are you cookin

No.104447

following the recipe on a spice packet frying up some mixed ground pork and beef then gonno add potatoes and bell peppers for a bit then gonno add water and spices simmer for a while then probably eat with some noodles

No.104448

hoo boy now thats what i call a recipe of your own creation

No.104449

of maggis creation

No.104450

https://files.catbox.moe/r1yuo1.png

No.104451

tired but heart is racing id probably regret it if i had any more ffeine maybe ill nap

No.104452

let the feast begin

No.104453

feast fini damn good added a bit of gorgonzola on top and had some kraut on the side first time cooking like that in a while

No.104454

shitting my guts out

No.104455

https://files.catbox.moe/dhtz0z.jpg

No.104456

trained my gag reflex so now i can fit most of the banana in there

No.104457

refeasted dont feel so good anymore

No.104458

https://files.catbox.moe/1hy2p9.png

No.104459

made hot choco

No.104460

didnt eat yesterday but easily had 4k calories today i guess it balances out

No.104461

actually thats probably an underestimate forgot the 500 calorie snack i had in the morning

No.104462

>>104458
wish i could meet a girl that looked like this

No.104463

same

No.104464

whats stopping you

No.104465

bad luck

No.104466

>>104464
i dont know where they are

No.104467

ate grilled cheese

No.104468

woke up hey guys

No.104469

whats going on

No.104470

gonne game

No.104471

wouldnt mind being able to game meself

No.104472

gaming as we speak

No.104473

erogejod

No.104474

watching and sipping coffee

No.104475

whatcha watchin

No.104476

>>104464
everything

No.104477

im NOT

No.104478

>>104466
have you tried the beach in summer

No.104479

i dont have what youd call a beach bod

No.104480

you have a full five months until summer begins get to work

No.104481

im ripped

No.104482

>>104480
ill try for next summer

No.104483

spent 3 hours trying to kill count geonor in poe 2 then ragequit and watched a vtuber kill him in 2 tries

No.104484

what kind of guy are you playing

No.104485

sorceress with a lot of shield passive skills and ice spells

No.104486

never poed whats it like

No.104487

that fights probably the highlight of the game so you made the right choice

No.104488

those games are just about walking around and spamming the same spell on 5000 copies of the same enemy that dont see the appeal

No.104489

basically did that for the last 2 hours in diablo 1 but no spells just left click spamming

No.104490

watched part of a tiktok video that had been reposted to youtube about how its dangerous to spray mold on bleach and instead you need to first let vinegar soak on it for a day but dont have time for that

No.104491

>>104488
not this one its the dark souls of exile likes

No.104492

still dont get why they made it that way

No.104493

never played poe 1 or poe 2 but i saw some video of 2 and it looked more appealing

No.104494

woke up never poed played through diablo 1 once but didnt spam spells so much as slowly inch forward bit by bit because i was scared

No.104495

diablo 1 scared the bejeesus out of me as a kid Please stick it in mee

No.104496

only saw it from afar in the box

No.104497

im the manbaby in the box

No.104498

ran the dishwasher last night then put the clean dishes away so the dirty dishes can go in the dishwasher instead of sitting on the floor

No.104499

piss bottle starting to reek even after washing cant believe plastics absorb all those smells

No.104500

thats why you need to buy glass

No.104501

sisters freaking out about the inauguration

No.104502

is she sexy

No.104503

she must NOT be i thought we had an unspoken agreement where if any of us had hot sisters or nieces wed help our bros out with some phone numbers

No.104504

nah

No.104505

this is the first ive heard that youre altering the deal i pray you dont alter it any further

No.104506

sorry but shes been flipped

No.104507

watching anime about the hot chick trying to get the sigma male mcs attention

No.104508

wish i was sigma

No.104509

im ligma

No.104510

whats ligma

No.104511

i dont know i dont remember the rest of the joke

No.104512

https://files.catbox.moe/jtvstr.mp4

No.104513

loud

No.104514

probably wouldnt bother watching except the girls voice acting is cute because the character is osakan

No.104515

https://files.catbox.moe/pyyklp.png

No.104516

iqdb is currently under high load, your query has been queued. Place in queue: 74
groan

No.104517

sipped

No.104518

what did you chug

No.104519

tried to shovel but got lazy and just started dumping ice melt over it

No.104520

just remembered that onseki guy who killed hima

No.104521

dont pollute my day with thoughts of norms i wish death upon

No.104522

hes pasted

No.104523

he was just doing the best he could thats why he deleted all the images spent all his time on discord and made his buddy turt a mod

No.104524

who cares im glad its gone

No.104525

still cant believe we were inches away from the deugy timeline

No.104526

its all in the past now

No.104527

its about time we go back to the w

No.104528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTYnXtjZCxc

No.104529

stepped hard on a rock i didnt see in the yard at a weird angle two days ago and tweaked something in my back gonno take a shower tonight

No.104530

crying for u hope it gets better soon

No.104531

argued with mom over whos making dinner and neither of us are budging just gonno have some ham sandwiches

No.104532

just remembered that onseki guy who killed hima

No.104533

happy mlk day

No.104534

>>104531
both of you are lazy turds

No.104535

nah shes busy doing other things i just dont want to

No.104536

gaaaaaaaaah

No.104537

just remembered that onseki guy

No.104538

found a frozen burger in the freezer and whipped out the george foreman

No.104539

know your role

No.104540

had to reboot

No.104541

https://files.catbox.moe/ojhvy0.jpg

No.104542

bacon pepper dogs are in the oven!

No.104543

guess ill try to game my troubles away

No.104544

ate dinner now i need to find something to pass the time

No.104545

played a vn that localized oniichan as bubby

No.104546

browsed an ib that localized niigger as buddy

No.104547

buddy or buddy

No.104548

been joing too much just gonno push through the soreness and go for one more

No.104549

nigga or nigga

No.104550

had a harrowing experience at the welfare office now its time to game

No.104551

gonno darkshower

No.104552

i did

No.104553

woke up

No.104554

youve got the worst part of the day out of the way what are you gonno do now

No.104555

probably stay in stasis for twelve hours then maybe watch an ep or two

No.104556

also currently enjoying an excellent artists work

No.104557

crying theyre coming to put the pdog down tomorrow

No.104558

i hate dogs

No.104559

>>104557
sigh hes gonno live forever in the hearts and minds of random nerds connected through the internet

No.104560

pdog no

No.104561

dont call me a nerd

No.104562

ok sorry manbaby

No.104563

guess ill snooze

No.104564

big hole in me undies

No.104565

must go shopping

No.104566

how many years does pnig have left in the big house

No.104567

you mean pcauc

No.104568

free himako

No.104569

dont do the crime if you cant do the time

No.104570

legs hurt

No.104571

just remembered that onseki guy

No.104572

youre him

No.104573

sippin some coffee

No.104574

had a shot of instant dont know whats happening with the blog situation so i didnt want to have too much lest i own myself and cant sleep

No.104575

https://files.catbox.moe/5xkkbq.jpg

No.104576

file stopped loading near the bottom of her shirt and it implied that maybe she was showing off her pussy but then it finally finished loading and revealed a ridiculous thigh gap

No.104577

dont be crass ladies dont do things like that

No.104578

https://files.catbox.moe/9hml6y.png

No.104579

>>104557
sigh

No.104580

saw 4 deer

No.104581

youll be eatin good tonight

No.104582

just looked at them from a distance

No.104583

just paid 5 dollars for a dozen eggs

No.104584

thanks obama

No.104585

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8OeejpTbQ

No.104586

just remembered that onseki guy

No.104587

moms going to the store want to tag along to get blogs but dont want to get scanned into the botnet again feels like a lose lose

No.104588

think ill go and plan to bail without getting anything if it looks like thats whatll happen

No.104589

read bail as bail at first

No.104590

hima

No.104591

woke up hey hima

No.104592

sigh

No.104593

what up hima faggots

No.104594

saw several other employees walking to the registers and thought one of them would stop to ring me up but saw the chink cashier and decided to go through with it anyway she didnt ask for id must have left an impression with my rant last time

No.104595

also mom paid for a 6 pack of duck eggs ive wanted to try so it all went better than expected i guess this is the calm before the storm

No.104596

tv said a bunch of schools are opening 2 hours late tomorrow because its cold

No.104597

lucky little flippers there had tove been multiple feet of snow for school to get cancelled when i was a teen

No.104598

gonno try resetting my sleep schedule tonight but im not too confident that i can pull it off woke up too early

No.104599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtJnix-9niI

No.104600

had a chicken egg and a duck egg side by side the duck egg was better but it wasnt a 1:1 comparison

No.104601

gonno watch jerma watch infomercials

No.104602

ate a nice burg fries and orings now im sippin an ice cold coke and watching phew

No.104603

wish i had a burg fries and orings

No.104604

simply use moms credit card to order it

No.104605

got an oring for you right here

No.104606

havent used a hairtie on my balls in several years

No.104607

>>104604
this is illegal you know

No.104608

https://files.catbox.moe/r0bte3.jpg

No.104609

feeling nervous because my tooth hurts

No.104610

getting hungry

No.104611

call for mom

No.104612

ate a pound of ham in a day again

No.104613

I don't see why you'd want to post on hima though, that place is basically an irc/discord in the form of an imageboard for like five tards that are super elitist towards outsiders and will retard shame you for not speaking in their degenerate creole despite the fact that all they do is continuously microblog about inane shit like what their mothers made them for dinner

No.104614

the opinions of norns are of no value to me

No.104615

shat me dipe

No.104616

gonno watch the naked gun part 2

No.104617

still saving that ross up for a more auspicious time

No.104626

careful thats how youll end up like the guy unable to watch anime because the circumstances are never right

No.104627

nah i am that guy and i already watched it weeks ago

No.104628

power went out for 5 hours during a heat wave

No.104629

lucky

No.104630

got too late for a movie considering moms gonno be bugging me in about 3 hours to manually open the garage door for her because its too cold for the clicker or the switch to work


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