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No. 3575

So, its almost Christmas and by the time this thread is bumped it will be Christmas.

At times its been really awkward, really lewd (which I didn't approve of), ironic, fun, but really moving to be with all of you /jp/. Me being banned had me down, but now what I'm wishing this Christmas is for you to all have a happy, weeaboo, and Otaku Christmas filled with joy. Hope you all get one Japan,related gift that fits your niche interests.

Merry Christmas /jp/.
>/jp/

No.3576

Sorry Otamin/T, I forgot to spoil it. Will you please put a spoiler on it for me?

No.3577

I ain't getting no gifts this xmas

No.3578

>>3577
Give me your address and I'll send something nice anon

No.3579

merry christmas, you fucks.

i really like you guys

No.3580

fuck off sean

No.102416

D-san…

No.102421

this is it normally id protest but this is the thread

No.102424

itchy shins

No.102425

https://files.catbox.moe/0wdswz.mp3

No.102426

moisturized

No.102427

constipation for christmas

No.102428

sigh everyones out with their gfs on a christmas date

No.102429

same except i think its just phantom constipation i havent eaten enough for any blockage

No.102430

im so hungry

No.102431

mom made me wait over 5 hours to eat because its supposed to be brunch

No.102432

wish i was hungry got good food for today ate a little and now ive just been bloating

No.102433

texted bro merry christmas hope hes NOT upset i forgot to get presents

No.102434

watching the aipri christmas episode

No.102435

little angels

No.102436

threw up in my mouth

No.102437

was just browsing an artist who draws a lot of vomiting girls

No.102438

at gram and gramps house just ate a giant christmas feast im stuffed

No.102439

turkey or ham

No.102440

cant stop the bleeding

No.102441

ham but i didnt eat any of the ham i just had chicken fried steak

No.102442

stayed up too late was woken up too early got 3 pairs of sweatpants a sweatshirt a bar of soap lotto tickets and snacks

No.102443

win anything

No.102444

i dont know havent touched them yet

No.102445

ate entire jar of peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets needs more salt

No.102446

woke up hey guys

No.102447

still NOT very hungry but forcing myself to eat some more fat and carbs

No.102448

mom told me to clean my room then she came inside and picked up all my things and started organizing them

No.102450

you should come inside something she keeps private and see how she likes it

No.102451

>>102425
what was it

No.102452

tried to nap the tv was on so i couldnt

No.102453

All Alone For Christmas (As Usual) ~Parked mix~ - dqn-kun.mp3

No.102454

made a mess of my guts

No.102455

gonno see if i can get christmas sweets on discount tomorrow

No.102456

mom wants to watch elf on dvd

No.102457

dont you people have blu ray

No.102458

had planned to stay sober at christmas dinner but then mom told me to drink wine

No.102459

eating kimchi chicken rice noodle soup with fried shrimp rice im going watch cytube streams now

No.102460

>>102458
you could always say no

No.102461

never 1ccd a cave shmup although i came damn close at one point unfortunately my skills as a gamer have decreased tenfold since then so theres basically no hope of every achieving it now

No.102462

although i did beat one cave game Please stick it in mee

No.102463

i only beat one cave game at easymodo which was deathsmiles but i like irem shmups more

No.102464

i dont count easymodo as a 1cc

No.102465

only beat princess debut

No.102466

i love compile and compile hearts

No.102467

think i stopped in the middle of neptunia 3 for some reason

No.102468

mom told me to try out this womans youtube strength training workout she said its NOT just for girls
https://youtu.be/tj0o8aH9vJw

No.102469

dont care how good the routine is that woman is completely obnoxious

No.102470

1ccd mushihimesama on novice mode thats it cave games are too hard

No.102471

too stupid and slow for shmups im doomed to be an eternal seconday

No.102472

>>102457
ya watched it in the bluray player

No.102473

tried to explain luigis mansion 2 to mom and she was interested because of the puzzles but turned off by the idea of controlling a character

No.102474

just lost every game from plat to silver 4 in league Please stick it in mee think im gonno end up in iron

No.102475

cant believe you installed their spyware

No.102476

heard about gayming being good for olds to ward off dementia but mom wasnt mentally capable of handling games more complicated than pacman even in her 30s

No.102477

mom used to play nfsu2

No.102479

left behind

No.102480

mom told me to put the lotion on my skin

No.102481

cant get left behind anymore now that i close the tab and reopen on the board instead of the thread itself

No.102482

moms worried about whether the normbors heard gran making suicide threats yesterday

No.102483

looked at the soytch library on normazon while pondering a hypothetical scenario had no idea it was so awful

No.102484

what scenario

No.102485

NOT like i was expecting much but its unthinkable that in the same timeframe there was the entire life of the gaycube and 3 years of wii games

No.102486

>>102484
buying one for mom if she became bedridden and was bored

No.102487

mom deserves a deck not a soytch

No.102488

nah it needs to be something designed for literal babies

No.102489

woke up feeling sore and dessicated even though i had plenty of water checked the thermometer it said 37% humidity brushed showered towels starting to smell and almost out of clean clothes better do laundry

No.102490

guess ill do laundry and check out the after christmas specials at the discounter

No.102491

or so i thought only to arrive and find that theyre closed

No.102492

owned now im snoozing

No.102493

sigh first i was all alone for christmas now im all alone for boxing day

No.102494

wheres your girlfriend

No.102495

https://files.catbox.moe/etiz5t.jpg

No.102496

dont think ive ever watched even a single pro wrestling match

No.102497

the watermarks some of these pixiv artists use keep getting bigger and bigger cant even enjoy looking at the art

No.102498

reproduction is prohibited

No.102499

recently started playing a vn i started in 2013 and never finished took a break for a couple days now when i fire it up it throws a mojibake message before starting the game and all my saves are gone well NOT all of them my 2013 saves that had previously disappeared are back but my current ones are nowhere to be found might just restart since i was on a route that i wasnt really enjoying hence the multi day break although of course ill have to go back to it eventually for full completion only now i cant trust that my saves will work going forward

No.102500

actually im just retarded NOT that this should come as a surprise

No.102501

now you can enjoy replaying it

No.102502

meant to play planetarian when it snows

No.102503

feeling better after having a big green bowel movement

No.102504

>>102499
what vn

No.102505

nice try spoilerer

No.102506

saw some art of youmu breastfeeding myon

No.102507

saw that one too Please stick it in mee

No.102508

frying up some potatoes and sausages and melting some cheese i dont think i need to explain what happens next

No.102509

at christmas dinner aunt said she was ordering in these special half smoked sausages from a restaurant on the other side of the country she said theyre like halfway between hot dogs and smoked sausages then we tried to change the subject but she just went on and on

No.102510

are hot dogs NOT sausages and anyway she wanted you to ask to try some

No.102511

got my special sausages from the other side of the block

No.102512

rumbling in my gut

No.102513

need something to kill time

No.102514

its bad enough to waste time without killing it

No.102515

didnt realize that a year doesnt have exactly 52 weeks till i was an adult

No.102516

the french tried to fix that with metric time and we killed them for it

No.102517

got an ending that i dont even know if it was good or bad or all just a dream

No.102518

mom told me to find someone to date with similar interests

No.102519

tell her to introduce you to someone

No.102520

tweaked my neck or shoulder testing my flexibility

No.102521

>>102513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUAyIosCmE

No.102522

finished a 4 day long edge sesh NOT intentionally mind you

No.102523

awoke

No.102524

die wokenorm

No.102525

went for a ride with mom and she played that stomp clap hey music the whole way

No.102526

what like we will rock you

No.102527

https://youtu.be/HoRkntoHkIE

No.102528

hope you dont mind if i dont click that

No.102529

just had my 4th poop of the day

No.102530

must be around 2pm

No.102531

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.102532

spam

No.102533

mom bought me a box of fabric softener sheets as a gift

No.102534

love spam

No.102535

cracked

No.102536

ate chicken nugget

No.102537

what flavor

No.102538

they come in flavors

No.102539

wouldnt mind losing some of this belly fat NOT all of it mind you i need some for protection

No.102540

eat less move more

No.102541

already shat out christmas dinner

No.102542

this is the year we get abs for summer

No.102543

hit myself while joing

No.102544

nice m

No.102545

https://files.catbox.moe/gfba12.jpg

No.102546

tonight was bunless turkey burgers

No.102547

woke up tv is working again so maybe ill watch that ross later tonight

No.102548

thinking of going on an adventure maybe later this week

No.102549

are you going somewhere for new years

No.102550

no i was just thinking of a long walk

No.102551

bleeding

No.102552

im thinking of taking a long walk off a short pier

No.102553

stress is creeping in again

No.102554

worried about my mom brain tumor

No.102555

is it benign

No.102556

im malignant

No.102557

biopsy tomorrow

No.102558

good luck i will include you in my prayers

No.102559

they found a benign congenital cyst in sisters brain and she freaked out

No.102560

love freaking out

No.102561

mom has a dessert right after dinner then 2 hours later she eats a bowl of ice cream

No.102562

hey hima

No.102563

sister always says yall

No.102564

she sounds like my type

No.102565

my real life will begin next year

No.102566

got two ross saved up Please stick it in mee cant wait

No.102567

heats back on after 5 days gonno watch it after i make some food

No.102568

went out again and back on NOT gonno let it ruin my night regardless of what happens

No.102569

this normtube to sign in youre NOT a bot shite is starting to scare me had to use 3 ips to get one that even let me load a vid

No.102570

its time to stop browsing like a creep

No.102571

i am a creep

No.102572

its time to stop using zogtube

No.102573

dont have a choice

No.102574

yes you do

No.102575

dont understand the difference between having a crush and being in love

No.102576

making the choice NOT to link a vid here because that guy said i had to

No.102577

downloaded some movies

No.102578

might snooze

No.102579

as for me think ill try out the discounter again

No.102580

shitting my guts out this morning dont even think i ate this volume of food in the last couple days

No.102581

love when that happens

No.102582

i dont when its spread out across half a dozen sessions or more

No.102583

agree with you there

No.102584

bought some cheese on christmas eve the display was overloaded so some of them fell all over the place i just picked them up and set them on top of some other stuff went today and they still havent been tidied up also the christmas goodies werent all that discounted

No.102585

bought a 1500g mallet

No.102586

why

No.102587

firing up a ross

No.102588

you know

No.102589

mom made me take the couch during the movie last night and now my hemorrhoids are back

No.102590

what a coincidence my bhole is burning too luckily its NOT as bad as roids

No.102591

huh anno is cowriting the latest gundam NOT that ill watch it though id like to since after all these years i still havent watched all the old series and i dont want to watch out of order

No.102592

enjoyed the fanart of the last series

No.102593

eating cheese on bread

No.102594

https://files.catbox.moe/d547an.jpg

No.102595

walked down by the river and saw all the mallard ducks were paired off into male and female couples except for this 1 female who was swarmed by 3 males and then there was this other male swimming alone away from the group

No.102596

lucky girl

No.102597

coffee time

No.102598

knocked over my water luckily it went off to the side and didnt get on anything that could be waterlogged except a pack of toothbrushes

No.102599

tardlaughed at a ten line tl note explaining the reference they used to replace something untranslatable

No.102601

saw one that said リア充 is untranslatable and that the best english equivalent is normies

No.102602

whats wrong with that

No.102603

its the kind of word that people will post about on a as examples of terrible obnoxious translation think thats why they added the tl NOTe

No.102604

feel like weve had this conversation before

No.102605

time is a flat circle

No.102606

https://files.catbox.moe/zr6qgx.jpg

No.102607

l4d2

No.102608

>>102596
Please stick it in mee

No.102609

going in

No.102610

cried went through several tissues

No.102611

>>102607
damned good game

No.102612

the technician massaged my balls with the ultrasonic transducer then she found something and pressed a lot of buttons that sounded like taking pictures

No.102613

im sure its NOThing but i told you it wasnt a big deal

No.102614

its flipping over

No.102615

woke up hey ghoty

No.102616

whats ghoty

No.102617

holy flip left my door wide open for an hour while i was in the basement the light was off so hopefully mom didnt see anything but still thats like rule number 1

No.102618

>>102616
you are

No.102619

rude

No.102620

shivering in my chest even though its NOT particularly cold in fact its warmer than it was earlier and i wasnt shivering then

No.102621

pasted shiverneet

No.102622

hope haysuz is safe comfortable and happy wherever he might be

No.102623

just ask turt

No.102624

ok
turt you there bud

No.102625

just hop on the cord remember to take some screenies for the rest of us

No.102626

id rather just keep hoping instead

No.102627

crying

No.102628

watched joker

No.102629

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.102630

you already told us that twice

No.102631

uh twice

No.102632

mom told me to clean my room then she came inside and picked up all my things and started organizing them

No.102633

need to get what i flippin deserve

No.102634

you already have

No.102635

need to get flippin what i deserve

No.102636

waiting for my libido to return

No.102637

sigh the good food i bought is going to waste because i havent had a real appetite at least the stuff thats already expired is probably still fine for a while

No.102638

do you want some help with that

No.102639

yes come on over

No.102640

trying to organize and clean too its taken me about a month to get halfway through a box of loose shite from childhood so far ive got a ziploc each for legos army men marbles and various types of cards

No.102641

grandma is mad because nobody wants her junk

No.102642

no point holding on to a bunch of useless junk

No.102643

her uncle made a baby bed out of scrap plywood in like 1950 and shes planning to take it to the local historical society because they might want to put it on display

No.102644

well they wont

No.102645

i need to wipe out the friendish people

No.102646

need to wipe

No.102647

she said she never signed an nda the 11 year old was 14 naked on a table and every party goes ate food off her but she was built body wise like a 30 year old denzel ledt because soke girl shit on stage then diddy beat he shit out of her and cut 2 babies out of her

No.102648

>>102643
theres no longer a need for history

No.102649

did my blogisthenics

No.102650

gonno start doing blog chugs to failure in a minute or two

No.102673

having bad gas after drinking 2 cans along with 2 cups of moms chex mix then chicken ramen with tortilla chips and a big plate of pudding graham cracker dessert

No.102674

gonno try to get rid of a ton of my stuff by the end of the year mom wont like it but its pretty clear im NOT reproducing time to dump this kiddy crap

No.102675

might have no choice but to reproduce with mom

No.102676

no dont

No.102677

got a jar of dried tomatoes this is the good stuff i tell you

No.102678

dont think i like em or maybe i do i dont remember

No.102679

im too ugly to get a job

No.102680

have too many figures and video games need to get rid of them somehow dont really care how dont really want to bother with craigslist or ebay might simply throw them in the garbage

No.102681

have to bother with egay because i refuse to work and need money

No.102682

what do you do on egay

No.102683

i dont know i had the idea to start offloading junk on there a year ago and time traveled to now without doing anything

No.102684

you cant just sell your precious mementos then youll have NOThing left

No.102685

thats what memories are for the physical objects themselves are semi unpleasant reminders that my life peaked in grade school and are holding me back to before i went hollow it would be better if it was gone

No.102686

i dont have many memories in general

No.102687

lucky you

No.102688

its really NOT that great

No.102689

theres a nontrivial amount of artwork where the guy chokes the girl by pulling on rope thats tightly wrapped around the girls neck several times but if you do that the friction of the rope against itself will prevent it from easily constricting so its better to just wrap it once

No.102690

heavy thunderstorm has arrived

No.102691

>>102688
ive been spending thousands of moms dollars to try and erase mine with normahol but its only worked on good things NOT the stuff from 15+ years ago

No.102692

i didnt erase mine they just didnt stick around long have you tried being mentally deficient instead

No.102693

lost my ramdisk again

No.102694

like that guy

No.102695

kinda warm today gonno snooze it off

No.102696

tied anime and otaku culture into my happiness so much that it turned on me and i became completely detached from it for years but it was the only thing keeping me sane if i dont start watching again soon im in trouble

No.102697

next seasons about to start but its looking pretty weak

No.102698

sigh internal clock is thrown off been feeling like a day earlier than it actually is

No.102699

been feeling like its a different life than it actually is

No.102700

wonder when my real life will begin im looking forward to experiencing things like having friends and going on adventures

No.102701

blood blotches in me stool

No.102702

did some bloodwiping the last few days but im over it

No.102703

you know i reckon id make a pretty good friend

No.102704

bought something online then received a new years coupon a couple days later why didnt i wait

No.102705

bh rn

No.102706

dont want to admit that you were right

No.102707

about what

No.102708

hungry but dont feel like eating after getting my ass destroyed three days in a row

No.102709

finally got a good ending

No.102710

love when im browsing my collection come across a good pic go to the pixiv page and the artist has deleted it Please stick it in mee glad i saved it

No.102711

pants are wet but cant tell why

No.102712

love when exh resamples an image that was already only 800x600 to something which is only appealing to someone with a jpeg artifact fetish then refuses to allow me to download the original because of the silent update that drained all my gp without warning and decides that my well earned original images hath perk is too overpowered so no it shouldnt even work on flipping sub megabyte pngs anymore

No.102713

and of course theres no torrent either

No.102714

heartburn

No.102715

guess ill watch a movie

No.102716

tried joing and afterwards my right ball climbed up inside my body for like 15 minutes then dropped back down and now its aching bad

No.102717

as for me had the best session of the year a few days ago and been trying unsuccessfully to recreate a fraction of it

No.102718

woke up and brewed some joe mornin ghost

No.102719

>>102715
what are ye watchin

No.102720

watched john wick

No.102721

norm wick

No.102722

knew youd say that

No.102723

NOT feeling so hot since i woke up

No.102724

well open the weather it should be cool outside

No.102725

i mena the window open the window

No.102726

youre a mess

No.102727

heats back on dont think ill be opening any windows

No.102728

got the heat on and the window open Please stick it in mee

No.102729

normally i do too but im NOT interested in losing any residual heat in case i need it

No.102730

thinking about buying some rechargeable electric hand warmers

No.102731

going finish watching di gi charat winter garden

No.102732

love a good di gi charat girl

No.102733

its tainted for me by some norm who used to post on gnfos

No.102734

you cant let others control your life

No.102735

clearly i can but its NOT like i want them to

No.102736

reinstalling linux and nap

No.102737

you must be some kind of genious even stallman hasnt ever figured out to install it

No.102738

need to setup xfs + lvm and zfs

No.102739

playing some bloons tower defense

No.102740

love using acronyms no one knows to sound smart

No.102741

need to setup xfs + logical volume manager and zettabyte file system

No.102742

once looked up that number people always say for graphics and learned its an abbreviation from the model number of a graphics card but doesnt make sense because what if you didnt buy your graphics card from that company

No.102743

dont think i get what youre trying to say

No.102744

hes talking about novideo

No.102745

gran was talking about how her nvidia stocks made lots of money and asked if id heard of the company

No.102746

hope youre in the will

No.102747

tarded out and sold all my crypto to buy intel didnt work out that great Please stick it in mee

No.102748

mom was reading in the paper about cornholio cancer in young people in their 20s and 30s and hid my slim jims she gave me for christ mass

No.102749

sigh he told you about amd

No.102776

wonder how rich hes gonno be when he gets out maybe he can buy a game store or something and give us all js there

No.102777

yeah that sounds probable

No.102778

glad you think so too

No.102779

im the great cornholio

No.102780

latewoke

No.102781

only watched half of that ross a few days ago dont know if i should stay up and finish it or snooze ill let you know

No.102782

never finished freemans mind

No.102783

same although in my defense when i was younger it seemed like time moved faster so when i watched it when it came out for 10 or 15 episodes in a row and got distracted with something else it felt natural

No.102784

thats okay it hasnt even been 10 years since it ended

No.102785

craving food but NOT actually hungry think my wires mustve gotten crossed somehow like a week ago

No.102786

liquid shit

No.102787

took one day off from showering and creaming my face and suddenly my rosacea is flaring up again

No.102788

bent down to put something in the freezer stumbled and dropped it the contents spilled onto the floor and my forehead jammed on the corner of the door drawing blood

No.102789

may as well eat if im gonno have indigestion no matter what i do

No.102790

do you have some sausage

No.102791

drinking zero sugar mango fanta

No.102792

mom told me zero sugar sprite with holiday cranberry flavor was the worst thing shes ever drank

No.102793

if it was good they wouldnt just sell it during the holidays

No.102794

tired

No.102795

took some caffeine now im tired with a tighter chest

No.102796

raining bad with high winds but neighbor has their window open and their curtains are fluttering

No.102797

havent been able to enjoy heavy rain ever since the time i went a couple months with a leaky roof

No.102798

crying a lot lately im never playing a nakige again

No.102799

jod like a freak

No.102800

now eating food i know ill regret

No.102801

watching aNOTher normovie

No.102802

occasional normworks yesterday and today

No.102803

watching aNOTher normovie

No.102804

last post i tried to make before i snoozed didnt go through just got out of bed

No.102805

woke up and brewed a mug

No.102806

more bruises but they dont really hurt

No.102807

god why am i like this

No.102808

you have a developmental disorder

No.102809

dont think thats true

No.102810

addicted to kombucha

No.102811

same read the diagnosis explanation 20 years ago or whenever and didnt agree with their reasoning

No.102812

dare say i might be the biggest deviant on ghost

No.102813

might be quite normal for our standards

No.102814

trying to get to a point where i can vacuum my room by new years dont think im gonno make it

No.102815

had a big snooze on my big bed

No.102816

did my blogisthenics

No.102817

boiling a quadruple of eggs

No.102818

do you really need that many

No.102819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJtwYfevxU

No.102820

ya i was hungry

No.102821

guess ill earlysnooze

No.102822

why did none of you buy me anything for christmas

No.102823

feeling really scared

No.102824

have no fear im awake now

No.102825

spose ill have coffee watch an ep and eat 4 squares of chocolate

No.102826

been practicing self control

No.102827

https://files.catbox.moe/ywrhoj.jpg

No.102828

scary

No.102829

im simply too retarded

No.102830

that kind of language isnt appropriate anymore

No.102831

wish i had some ichigo keiki

No.102832

simply ask sis to buy the ingredients and make some

No.102833

sis didnt even respond when i texted her merry christmas

No.102834

took an extra long shower now my feet hurt

No.102835

sister is anxiously waiting for me to update her on my scrotum situation NOT sure what to tell her if the doctor determines this was all caused by me doing nnn and trying out a chastity cage that didnt fit very well

No.102836

jod while NOT jerking it

No.102837

watched the wrong trousers

No.102838

>>102504
kanon

No.102839

cleared all routes but still trying to find the last few cgs

No.102840

>>102826
failed my practice

No.102841

gained 6 pounds over christmas week

No.102842

dont own a scale but ive probably stayed about even or at least i hope so

No.102843

does it really even matter

No.102844

yeah

No.102845

feeling lightheaded and sluggish and my left leg is swollen

No.102846

>>102844
that was mostly rhetorical of course it doesnt matter unless youre like 450 pounds and cant get out of the tub on your own anything between 120 and 275 makes no difference for a neet

No.102847

i think you misread my post i said yeah NOT nah

No.102848

think you misread mine i was telling you yeah it matters was the wrong answer

No.102849

really

No.102850

you cant just call rhetorical question when someone doesnt give the answer you want

No.102851

o rly

No.102852

yarly

No.102853

mom wants me to move boxes in the garage with her groan

No.102854

if youre 100 lbs overweight you feel bad

No.102855

>>102853
move it you lazy bitch

No.102856

watch your mouth

No.102857

went to aldis because mom wont stop talking about it but forgot how they make you pay with coins to unlock a shopping cart so had to carry everything in my hands around the store

No.102858

always go to aldi since its the closest store but i bring a bag and they have little roller baskets i dont need a coin for

No.102859

failed again hope i still have room for tomorrows planned carb feast

No.102860

there are no good reasons for consuming a feast of carbs

No.102861

its NOT a matter of reason its simply what im going to do

No.102862

well carbs and cheese

No.102863

>>102856
FUCK off

No.102864

fnorm

No.102865

LOVE BEING FUCK NORM

No.102866

whoah

No.102867

>>102857
youre supposed to grab an empty box and use that

No.102868

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

No.102869

went out with mom to buy blogs and lotto tickets before i quit drinking and gambling forever there was a guy handing out shots of some kind of tequila grilled him a bit about whats in it and had one then the manager asked me if i needed help with anything so i told her the only kind of whiskey i could remember off the top of my head and it ended up being bottom shelf

No.102870

its got agave in it

No.102871

ya i got to the bottom of that

No.102872

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.102873

woke up hey

No.102874

whats the plan for the final day of the worst year of your life

No.102875

sisters having a slumber party

No.102876

threw up in my mouth

No.102877

rinse and spit

No.102878

swallowed

No.102879

nice youve doubled the wear and tear on your esopghagus and now your teeth still covered in acid

No.102880

are still covered in acid

No.102881

you might be right can feel the burn in my throat

No.102882

heard milk is supposed to help with normburn

No.102883

hate milk

No.102884

then youll suffer

No.102885

suffering is the meaning of life

No.102886

never had normburn but eating baking soda like that other guy makes sense to me

No.102887

cut up some limes to squeeze into my highball mom saw the cutting board and asked me if i bought tequila i truthfully answered no

No.102888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETPpc4eed4E

No.102889

sippin some coke zero

No.102890

need to switch to blogs this 2 liter of ginger ales almost gone im gonno get owned by the sugar tomorrow

No.102891

keeping it clean in preparation for one more year of sober contemplation before our real lives begin

No.102892

good ill be joining you by 11:59 then its all smooth sailing

No.102900

woke up sore throat

No.102901

told you

No.102902

told me what

No.102903

tarded out and ended up with a huge visible burn like in fight club when tyler durden kisses edward nortons hand with lye

No.102904

what happened

No.102905

he gets a big burn on his hand that looks like a kitty as i understand it

No.102906

ya i remember what happened in the movie but what happened to this ghostposter

No.102907

i dont know i touched the pan reheating pizza

No.102908

local store has been selling a special oversized new year pretzel in their bakery section for the past two weeks that looks completely delicious but is a bit overpriced so i figured id get one today for the special occasion so of course theyre all sold out already gee its NOT like they could have expected am increase in demand and baked more

No.102909

guess the other slaves beat you too it Please stick it in mee

No.102910

to

No.102911

mom bought me a box of balltime pretzels or whatever theyre called for christmass

No.102912

ya and now i have to decide whether to give up or walk back to the store periodically in the hopes they bake more i mean they probably will since its that kind of place but theyll probably just be snatched up again before i arrive if mom was here id ask her to ask a worker

No.102913

im NOT willing to leave the house unless it involves very specific things and pretzels arent one of them

No.102914

dont think you understand how good these pretzels looked

No.102915

ive been to the mall i know what they look like

No.102916

cant get this at auntie annes

No.102917

dont mind leaving the house per se its putting on clothes and shoes that i hate

No.102918

hate that ive been trapped in a cage where i feel a need to wear shoes outside of my room

No.102919

guess ill try one more time

No.102920

sigh no luck plus they filled the spot with other stuff so theres no point trying any more hope this isnt a sign for 2025

No.102921

bought a foam roller on a whim for 4bux

No.102922

been wearing socks inside sometimes lately

No.102923

never wear socks

No.102924

only wearing socks rn

No.102925

when will the friends let me have sex

No.102926

got several kinds of cheese in the fridge and by several i mean like seven

No.102927

got the final cgs

No.102928

guess ill snooze see you guys next year

No.102929

what about the party

No.102930

cant wait to have all kinds of real people over to my house later for a couple of real people parties because i am NOT a loser

No.102931

tried making a phone call and had to hang before they picked it up why am i like this

No.102932

the norms did this to us

No.102933

accidentally broke my bagel so had to pinch the halves together to keep my egg from falling off

No.102934

uh its supposed to be cut in half and holding the halves together is normal thats just a sandwich

No.102935

yeah it was precut and one of the halves was normal but other half broke in half again so guess its like quartering

No.102936

i need to be drawn and quartered

No.102937

https://files.catbox.moe/v4adtv.jpg

No.102938

ryougi banner

No.102939

fireworks some were visible from my window

No.102940

downloaded all the knk but never got around to watching them

No.102941

they were shooting fireworks here yesterday and cat got really scared

No.102942

ate some cheese and bread

No.102943

what kind

No.102944

some weichkase bergkase jausenkase plus a bit of lustenberger 1862 and chateau heitenried

No.102945

woah

No.102946

raining again and neighbor still has their window open

No.102947

normworks blasting

No.102948

what color

No.102949

i dont know

No.102950

gonno snooze tired of existing for today

No.102951

https://files.catbox.moe/hc0wod.jpg

No.102952

shamiko

No.102953

ran out of gum but dont want to go outside

No.102954

found some gum in my cabinet

No.102955

thawing shrimp for dinner

No.102956

never watched titanic

No.102957

feeling greasy

No.102958

tarded out and ended up with a huge visible burn like in fight club when tyler durden kisses edward nortons butthole with lye

No.102959

ordered a new butt plug

No.102960

gay

No.102961

felt really light headed and almost fainted so checked my pulse oximeter said 95 percent oxygen and heart rate 44 bpm

No.102962

NOThin gay

No.102963

VERY GAY

No.102964

https://files.catbox.moe/h68748.jpg

No.102965

>>102964
uhh

No.102966

https://litter.catbox.moe/20prxc.jpg

No.102967

haha gay

No.102968

NOThin gay

No.102969

fireworks in all 4 directions feels like im being bombarded

No.102970

shrimps are coooked and chilling in the freezer

No.102971

>>102968
VERY GAY

No.102972

2025 is the year of the snake

No.102973

ive read sicp

No.102974

is this the hima faggots hangout?

No.102975

whats hima

No.102976

woke up and said rabbit rabbit

No.102977

>>102975
you are faggot

No.102978

fireworks starting to die down back to my movie

No.102979

i prefer the term heteroflexible

No.102980

woke up and said faggot faggot

No.102981

i got that skibidi ohio rizz

No.102982

ate shrimp crab and steak and i didnt work for a single second this year heres to aNOTher

No.102983

die

No.102984

having really bad gas

No.102985

marathoned the 0079 recap trilogy enjoyable but defiantly NOT a replacement for the full series

No.102986

https://files.catbox.moe/7f0y4n.jpg

No.102987

listening to the new years stream and people are mad about them playing touhou music

No.102988

>>102985
pretty sure i downloaded those when they came out from encode groups that no longer exist never got around to watching

No.102989

stabbing pain in my calf

No.102990

had a weird leg pain for a couple of weeks i was getting nervous about and just realized its been gone for a while when i read that post thanks

No.102991

think you posted about that when it happened

No.102992

whenever im sick or in pain i think of how i should be thankful when im not feeling anything

No.102993

wanted to close out all of my tabs before the new year and start fresh but im NOT gonno make it

No.102994

ear is blocked and when i stuck me fingy in it came out bloody

No.102995

also realized i waited too long to start cracking

No.102996

as for me i cracked a nice coke (zero)

No.102997

gonno have to break my resolution of NOT cracking after midnight i wont be drunk enough in an hour

No.102998

wonder where that guy who called us faggots went

No.102999

hope pnig is having a good new years eve

No.103000

sigh there but for the grace of god go us

No.103001

hope his cousin dropped by for a conjugal visit the blonde one

No.103002

>>102997
found a loophole im following pacific time new year this year ive still got an hour and a half

No.103003

big bro bought a tom of finland collection off his friend gonna go check em out

No.103004

gonno buy that crumb book of genesis this year before he dies and it costs over 9000 dollarydoos

No.103005

woke up happy new year ghost dont know what id do without you

No.103006

>>102998
faggot

No.103007

tsundere

No.103008

>>103005
felt the same and thought about making a similar post that i love all of you that are still alive like the portal song

No.103009

oh well

No.103010

love you guys Please stick it in mee

No.103011

never beat portal 2

No.103012

normtal

No.103013

>>103011
never even played it

No.103014

wish i had a portal gun im NOT as flexible as i once was

No.103015

https://files.catbox.moe/c840a2.jpg

No.103016

guess ill work on my backlog

No.103017

itchy

No.103018

breaking out in hives on my arms and abdomen

No.103019

had to shower again after sperming twice

No.103020

havent been able to watch a single episode uninterrupted today because of what i ate yesterday thinkin ill have the same today

No.103021

as for me i might order some food for lunch

No.103022

gramps would only refer to carter as that traitor

No.103023

took a multivitamin and some magnesium

No.103024

weird painful spot on my head feels like a big splinter

No.103025

>>102964
what was it

No.103026

look down

No.103027

snarfed down about 500 calories of chocolate

No.103028

back hurts

No.103029

crashed hard after that choco but managed to get back up drinking some flat diet coke now

No.103030

ate a bunch and cracked a coke zero only got one left so im gonno save it for tomorrow

No.103031

why NOT just head on down to the konbini and pick up some more

No.103032

spilled yogurt on my shirt

No.103033

was it white and sticky and were you in a state of partial undress as you licked at it

No.103034

happy new years hima faggots!

No.103035

whats hima

No.103036

woke up heya

No.103037

>>103035
you are hima fag

No.103038

im NOT that bored right now actually

No.103039

im also NOT homosexual

No.103040

had a gf dream lost the k part of my kv to a girl that was trying to make her jealous then i premature spermed as my waistband was pulled down and she wanted to touch it

No.103041

made out with a sexy lady once

No.103042

might fire up some mtg

No.103043

>>103041
i was 29 at the time

No.103044

i was in my mid 20s

No.103045

sexy lady or sexy lady

No.103046

you know

No.103047

ate too much got some vom flavored burps

No.103048

ended up living in a trailer park listening to anthrax and drinking coors

No.103049

livin the dream

No.103050

watched 17 episodes of anime today im back on track

No.103051

thats too many

No.103052

>>103048
sounds like everything worked out for you

No.103053

nah its NOT enough

No.103054

think the key to nojo is just to never have my pants off

No.103055

make that 18 forgot about my morning coffee episode

No.103056

i crank it through my leggings

No.103057

maybe its time to stop sitting around yanking your pecker like it owes you something and get a damn job

No.103058

let me think about it





























nah

No.103059

ihaj

No.103060

die

No.103061

hmm let me think

No.103062

bad idea

No.103066

let me think about it








































yeah i agree gonna get a job

No.103067

mom told me that every night you need to get down on the ground and raise your legs up in the air to help your circulation

No.103068

brain is too fried to get any of the things i wanted to do today done

No.103069

just did my blogisthenics

No.103070

been dealing with that problem daily for the last decade or so

No.103071

failed nojo oh well

No.103072

hi hima hows your hammer hanging

No.103073

need a hammer swung into the back of my head

No.103074

you need a hug

No.103075

brewed todays final mug and im gaming

No.103076

gaymers are faggots

No.103077

alright

No.103078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro

No.103079

cats been playing a lot with yesterdays apple core

No.103080

uhhh

No.103081

>>103071
same

No.103082

must have missed the stream

No.103083

woke up still tired but cant have coffee because im out of milk

No.103084

scary black lady at the blog store carded me again sigh

No.103085

im sorry that happened to you

No.103086

just hope shes not gonna do it every time

No.103087

havent been carded since like last july maybe

No.103088

cute black girl working at walmart said happy new years to me

No.103089

if she was cute id make a move

No.103090

same im NOT interested in reproducing anyway my genetically superior relatives have already done so

No.103091

sis is 40 and hasnt reproduced yet

No.103092

i need to reproduce

No.103093

same tweak in my back from yesterday hasnt gone away

No.103094

reproduced onto the carpet earlier Please stick it in mee

No.103095

wish i still had carpet

No.103096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAWFqJyIZk

No.103097

got a bit of a throat ache for a few days now

No.103098

tardlaughed at the thumbnail

No.103099

go easy on the deepthroat

No.103100

keep it pg

No.103101

go easy on the bananas

No.103102

couldnt keep it any other way

No.103103

sigh hope pgs happy and healthy in the new year

No.103104

healthier than ever before

No.103105

never read on lisp though i did read ansi common lisp

No.103106

took some asspirin

No.103107

speaking of medicine mom put some burn cream out for me but i forgot to put it on

No.103108

thought you said bum cream

No.103109

thought about buying some of that the other day and didnt then roided hard but its been smooth sailing since

No.103110

ate some cold sausage that was best by december 26

No.103111

its a nice sunny day outside birds are chirping

No.103112

bb gun now

No.103113

according to the infernal racket i can hear through multiple walls and my headphones my normbors must be back from new years traveling

No.103114

made more coffee

No.103115

the coffee cow

No.103116

you didnt have to call me a cow

No.103117

shut up cow

No.103118

https://files.catbox.moe/vzo1sz.jpg

No.103119

no

No.103120

back from the grocery store bought a bunch of things

No.103121

such as

No.103122

fake dog poop,tampons, and diapers

No.103123

bacon sausagers butter chicken breast milk peaches gsnaps

No.103124

laxatives

No.103125

tired

No.103126

wish the rudeguy would leave us alone

No.103127

rude guy is funny

No.103128

speaking in third person is only cute when girls do it

No.103129

guess ill have a third cup of coffee so that i can be still tired then unable to sleep later

No.103130

made a half cup by which i mean a full cup of liquid but only one scoop

No.103131

its NOT very good

No.103132

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103133

the spammer

No.103134

neighbor is gamer raging

No.103135

pasted spammer

No.103136

youre enabling him

No.103137

where can i find a girl to enable me

No.103138

not sure either

No.103139

the enabler

No.103140

ate too much again

No.103141

https://youtu.be/vxHh2bkVWA4

No.103142

woke up late thought it was about 4 hours earlier than it was

No.103143

woke up late at about noon just thought that i had be on ghota soon

No.103144

well youd better get there then wherever that is

No.103145

gonna snooze flip this gay earth

No.103146

got something gay for you to flip right here

No.103147

woke up hey guys

No.103148

what up my main man

No.103149

brewed a mug and im taking it easy

No.103150

https://files.catbox.moe/2b28rr.png

No.103151

i got that skibidi ohio rizz

No.103152

>>103149
same but the mug is full of ovaltine

No.103153

they should call it roundtine

No.103154

wish i had some ovomaltine

No.103155

stomach is a bottomless pit today

No.103156

the mug is round the jar is round

No.103157

mom bought me a pack of 10 oreos

No.103158

thats barely a snack

No.103159

shes trying to poison you with that toxic shite

No.103160

the serving size is 3 cookies

No.103161

i got that skibidi ohio rizz

No.103162

i pooped out five oreos this morning

No.103163

i pooped out five oreos this morning

No.103164

spam

No.103165

spam

No.103166

mom bought a box of fish sticks for dinner gonno use up all the leftover cocktail sauce from norm years eve

No.103167

SPAM is also the name of a canned meat product made from pork, ham, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite. Some people enjoy eating SPAM as a comfort food.

No.103168

raid

No.103169

playin some mmy gfa

No.103170

RAID has multiple meanings, including:
A sudden attack: A short, sudden attack, usually by a small group of people. For example, a police raid on a gambling ring or a military raid on the enemy.

No.103171

guess ill work on closing some tabs until the raids over

No.103172

mine are under control got under 2000 tabs open NOT counting the other window that only has a few hundred

No.103173

this is some funny stuff

No.103174

only got two tabs open

No.103175

smug sausage

No.103176

squirting mustard from my penis

No.103177

watched 21 episodes today might watch one or two more might snooze

No.103178

lot of spasms in my thigh and feeling sluggish and lightheaded

No.103179

just take some more caffeine and itll calm right down

No.103180

what are the best anime this season

No.103181

havent started it yet

No.103182

outgrew anime

No.103184

mom labeled that cocktail sauce as cock sauce completely genuinely with no idea someone like me would read it and start laughing

No.103185

read that the word cocktail comes from the idea that mixed drinks will stimulate you with a lot of energy like a roosters tail

No.103186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7TW_tUjS4

No.103187

been a while since i watched a rudy vid

No.103188

theres a hair stuck at the back of my throat and cant get it out and now my throat is inflamed

No.103189

probably shouldnt have used a dirty toothpick that had fallen in the sink to try to remove the hair

No.103190

got scared reading that what the flip are you thinking

No.103191

just did it

No.103192

gonno make some food in a bit

No.103193

food was pretty good it was onions garlic cabbage beans beef broth pepper and extra hot salsa

No.103194

woke up ate some chocolate

No.103195

had 4 squares of chocolate with my morning coffee every day for the past week or so just woke up meself so ill be doing that soon

No.103196

got a moon pie from normsmas ive been saving for breakfast maybe tomorrows the day

No.103197

snowing but only barely so NOThing is sticking

No.103198

sweaty feet

No.103199

miss when it would snow up to my knees even at my max height as a young manbaby

No.103200

sorry the norms said they cant stand the cold so the world has to heat up now

No.103201

wasnt the climate change hoax part of that smash mouth song the last time i was in snow up to my knees was a long time after that came out at least

No.103202

ill smash your mouth if you arent careful

No.103203

i dont remember if i have insurance or NOT but go ahead there isnt anything you can do to me that the norms havent already

No.103204

open wide

No.103205

dropped from plat to bronze and im still only losing every game Please stick it in mee

No.103206

lost the game

No.103207

time for coffee number tsu

No.103208

gonno attempt a speedrun

No.103209

speedrun or speedrun

No.103210

speedrun

No.103211

stream

No.103212

i might stream it

No.103213

think i missed the phase of emotional development that would let me sympathize when a character protects an enemy of the opposite sex that they barely know causing many thousands more deaths to happen offscreen as the war rages on wonder if that kind of love really exists in this world

No.103214

im sorry what

No.103215

what

No.103216

twinge in my back is back

No.103217

hungry

No.103218

same gonno reheat some pizza

No.103219

cats still having a lot of fun with that apple core but had to throw it away

No.103220

trying to fast today but its looking like i might fail

No.103221

nearly out of instant

No.103222

need to fast im skinnyfat

No.103223

you can join me

No.103224

im a blimp

No.103225

guess ill have some 6pm coffee again

No.103226

surprised that this ham lunchmeat only has 9 g protein per serving and with the bread cheese pickles and crackers my total sodium for this meal is probably over 1 g

No.103227

was just thinking of licking some sodium

No.103228

theres hair at the back of my throat again just gonno try to ignore it this time

No.103229

nice 抜け陰毛

No.103230

either my thermometer is broken or whether i feel cold or NOT is only loosely correlated with the temperature

No.103231

nice lost a coin flip eight times in a row and thats after winning about six out of thirty coin flips right before cant stand when norms talk about probabilities being fair and normalized for everybody no you dumb norm im the unluckiest person alive theres billions of people out there and im in the extremely unlucky part of the bell curve you retarded norms ill kill you all but probably miss all shots because of my luck

No.103232

https://files.catbox.moe/6c8pa9.jpg

No.103233

keep refreshing the tracking page but my package isnt getting any closer

No.103234

baste you himabros later, toshiakis

No.103235

huh

No.103236

the specialty store sister wanted a gift from took forever to ship so shes NOT getting it until next week

No.103237

jod there go tomorrows plans

No.103238

sigh gonno be harder to fast now

No.103239

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103240

cracked too hard again last night sigh

No.103241

havent had normahol all year

No.103242

https://files.catbox.moe/sacpru.jpg

No.103243

ripped apart my ass cheeks too hard again last night sigh

No.103244

i use coconut oil

No.103245

>>103241
Please stick it in mee same

No.103246

finished zeta

No.103247

woke up heya

No.103248

waddyawan

No.103249

hungry probably gonno pig out tomorrow

No.103250

walked along the river at sunset as the snow fell around me and thought about rebirth

No.103251

trying to fast today but its looking like i might fail

No.103252

spam

No.103253

SPAM is also the name of a canned meat product made from pork, ham, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite. Some people enjoy eating SPAM as a comfort food.

No.103254

had a pint

No.103255

took a fart

No.103256

to summon back
the fire witch
to the court of the burger kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggggggggg

No.103257

wanted to game tonight dont think its gonno happen

No.103258

maybe ill be able to tomorrow

No.103259

did my blogisthenics now im feastin on spicy beef and ri then might game a bit

No.103260

sounds like a fridey night to me

No.103261

youtube showed me an ad with a bunch of kids telling me to come to okinawa

No.103262

do they know what theyre getting themselves into

No.103263

wouldnt be like this if id joined the army

No.103264

youd be much worse more than likely

No.103265

woke up weird dream last night

No.103266

spilled cawfee on my gpu

No.103267

hope its a dead one you use as a coaster or something

No.103268

love using my old rtx 4090 as a coaster

No.103269

would use benjamins as bookmarks

No.103270

nah its the real one only a bit of cawfee though it seems to have lived

No.103271

better quickly fire it up to make sure

No.103272

remember spilled half a gin and tonic right into the fan vent on top of my pc case all over the back of the gpu and motherboard once and it shut off then the next day i stumbled out of bed and powered it up and it worked fine for another 5 years

No.103273

killed my motherboard during that summer where i had my case horizontal with the side panel off pretty sure i sneezed or sweated onto it but maybe it was just a coincidence i was careful and it didnt die while i was still using it

No.103274

https://files.catbox.moe/3ttcda.png

No.103275

if i could still watch id watch the third season of that

No.103276

fire it up

No.103277

wish it was that simple

No.103278

now ill snooze put the sheets mom gave me for normsmas on the bed its gonno be a treat

No.103279

its the year of the snake the perfect year for a watch

No.103280

spose ill get started on the new season

No.103281

guess ill start with the one where the guy dies and gets reincarnated with overpowered cheat level skills

No.103282

huh since when does the 4 has a pro wrestling board

No.103283

got more instant got the special gold instead of the classic since it was only a little more

No.103284

considered getting a loaf of bread that looked good but i dont have a big enough knife

No.103285

leathery patch on my ankle is itchy

No.103286

NOT that i can post on the 4 anymore since the captcha just gives a 900 second timer that conveniently times out before reaching the end only to be replaced by aNOTher 900 second timer

No.103287

love being a 4bro

No.103288

might go back to the 4 if elon buys it

No.103289

i hope he lets us post gore on every board again

No.103290

enjoy a bit of guro NOT in that way just as art

No.103291

got some extra spicy mustard

No.103292

i want to hurry up and travel to a fantasy world

No.103293

never watched fma

No.103294

dropped my bagel while taking it out of the toaster oven and it hit the door which hasnt been cleaned in over a year and that should be fine because it gets hot but then dropped the bagel again and this time it landed on the dirty counter

No.103295

oh nooo my food touched the table its ruined now

No.103296

i thought you were joining me in my spiritual fasting

No.103297

havent fasted since my last surgery

No.103298

>>103180
momentary lily and sorairo utility are good so far only tried the former because its an original and glad i did it caught me by surprise

No.103299

remains to be seen if it takes the self aware route or NOT cant tell from the first ep

No.103300

going into caffeine withdrawal but dont want to have to walk all the way into the other room

No.103301

thats why i keep my pills within arms length

No.103302

looked down at my shit in the toilet and realized the digestive system is the best thing ever like you can eat anything and your body is capable of extracting the nutrients from it and expelling the waste in a standardized format

No.103303

too much poop is a sign youre eating too much undigestible garbage

No.103304

guess ill watch a movie

No.103305

bit of a headache not feeling too great

No.103306

coffee

No.103307

gonno fire up a brew

No.103308

nice jenkem

No.103309

guess ill break my fast

No.103310

tv guys arrived and fixed the tv

No.103311

guess ill watch aNOTher movie

No.103312

phew that was some spicy mustard

No.103313

>>103278
it wasnt it flipping sucked tossed and turned for hours and then mom woke me up too early making noise

No.103314

gotta break them in first

No.103315

ate tortellini and pesto it wasnt very good but i couldnt tell if the weird flavor i detected came from the tortellini or the pesto

No.103316

pasted pastaguy

No.103317

spilled cawfee in my butthole

No.103318

only ever done water and watered down normka one time

No.103319

the movie im watching says that a monotonous lifestyle can lead to issues like depression or worse

No.103320

no shit Sherlock

No.103321

cap

No.103322

no cap

No.103323

woke up hiya

No.103324

guess thats my cue to leave

No.103325

ate churro gelato

No.103326

trying to cut back on sugar

No.103327

>>103311
>>103304
what were they

No.103328

just got chased around the room by a stinkbug couldnt tell what it was the buzzing made me think wasp

No.103329

freddy got fingered and seitokai yakuindomo movie 2

No.103330

now thats what i call a movie night

No.103331

Please stick it in mee hell ya

No.103332

didnt know they made movies though didnt watch any of the ovas or anything like that

No.103333

theres a box of trash in the hallway outside my room with some chocolate in it so its kinda hard to avoid snacking when leaving to get water

No.103334

id post the video of george eating the eclair from the trash but it seems too obvious

No.103335

>>103334
Please stick it in mee same

No.103336

got punished severely for breaking my norm years resolution and had my dox recorded by the blog stores register started arguing with the chink cashier and ranted hard to mom in the car

No.103337

>>103334
just watched that one a week or so ago

No.103338

might force myself to watch a movie just to do anything other than click around the same tabs ive had open for 6 months NOT having the attention span to read them

No.103339

now ill snooze put the sheets mom gave me for normsmas on the bed its gonno be a treat

No.103340

Know I got a lot, lot
I'ma rockstar
I'ma rockstar (Know I got a lot, lot)
I'ma rockstar
I'ma rockstar
Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
I woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me
Woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me
Oh, I think they like me, yeah they like me
Diamonds on me ice cream, hoe that's lightly
My Draco bitch a Spike Lee, diamonds on me biting
I heard these niggas wanna fight me
Meet me at my next show but you better bring a pipe B
We ain't fighting, I think she like me, exciting, so exciting
Fuck me, Bentley coupe I'm riding with a thottie, fuck
I just spent a 100 on my watch piece, fuck
I done fell in love with a thottie, fuck
She just wanna fuck me for my clout, fuck
Bitch I'm off the lean I crash the Audi, fuck
Might just spend 200 on this Audi, truck

No.103341

hope mom didnt give me her cold

No.103342

dont really care either way it makes no difference if i get sick it just annoys me

No.103343

early woke

No.103344

went to the store and got some wine gonno shower and get twisted

No.103345

its been a long week

No.103346

i get flipped up and i game

No.103347

im a gaymer

No.103348

was considering starting a new game today

No.103349

sigh last day of winter vaycay back to the grind tomorrow

No.103350

im unemployed

No.103351

https://files.catbox.moe/apvz9o.jpg

No.103352

anime sucks

No.103353

i love anime

No.103354

My Mom heard me crying as Fauna's stream ended… She ordered my favourite Blizzard from DQ… And put a note on it… "I'm sorry she's gone."

No.103355

shitted guess its time for more coffee

No.103356

same going for my second cuppa

No.103357

went for my second shitta

No.103358

jod now i can start my erogame without distractions

No.103359

guess ill make more coffee

No.103360

bad idea ive been blowing gas since

No.103361

had some chicken breast and rice for lunch now im sipping some coffee

No.103362

feasting

No.103363

and gaming

No.103364

balls ache

No.103365

woke up after a nightmare in a panic and heard what i thought was mom raging it wasnt so i just went back to bed

No.103366

havent had a yelling match with mom dream in a while

No.103367

did 3x10 pushups im beat

No.103368

extreme sensitivity in my tooth where there should be a filling

No.103369

woke up feelin pretty good

No.103370

wonder what thats like

No.103371

spend this year in sober contemplation and healing and you will find out

No.103372

youre being overly dramatic

No.103373

https://files.catbox.moe/tggjlk.jpg

No.103374

got a feeling this is gomma be a good year

No.103375

if theres one thing ive done with my life its contemplate but it hasnt gotten me anywhere

No.103376

this is the year i turn my life around i can feel it

No.103377

are you gonno gaj

No.103378

thats the last thing he should do if he wants to improve his life

No.103379

thats a problem for future me for now i will snooze

No.103380

brewed a mug might game a tad

No.103381

gamed hard today also overate now i shall snooze

No.103382

dont even want to have sex with a virgin id rather a slightly older girl with a bit of experience who can guide me through and by slightly older i mean 5 to 10 years younger aka slightly older than my mental model of myself

No.103383

this is the year i finally score

No.103384

were never gonno score

No.103385

not with that attitude

No.103386

thought we were vol because its too much effort to leave the house or approach girls

No.103387

thats right and this is the year that voluntary period ends and we become sexually active

No.103388

okay how long does it take to become jacked and rich only a few months right

No.103389

well begun is half done

No.103390

think the world really did end on y2k we just didnt NOTice

No.103391

gaming being so epic kept me distracted no one told me it was over

No.103392

think ill boil up a pot of pierogies

No.103393

>>103391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

No.103394

i deserve to have sex with a woman preferably one under 15 years old

No.103395

that would be a girl NOT a woman

No.103396

spose ill do a tad more gaming

No.103397

same

No.103398

windy as hell outside and based on the occasional banging i hear i do believe my neighbor left their window open

No.103399

waited for the snow all night but it never came

No.103400

package hasnt moved since thursday

No.103401

my package has moving been a lot up and it's straining against my underwear

No.103402

raid

No.103403

where

No.103404

gth

No.103405

GO TO HELL

No.103407

gaming hard rn

No.103408

gamers are faggots

No.103409

woke up before the alarm spent an extra 2 hours trying to go back to sleep havent had normffeine in 3 or 4 days but i took a b12 pill

No.103410

actually i have had sex with several women in this game and zero men

No.103411

spam

No.103412

hello

No.103413

die

No.103414

what the flip

No.103415

WHAT THE FUCK

No.103416

woke up hey mates

No.103417

hey there big buddy

No.103418

hey there big dummy

No.103419

big mug of coffee

No.103420

>>103388
you could have a presentable body in a few months

No.103421

what the fuck

No.103422

spicy beef and ri

No.103423

ate 500g of ground pork and beef

No.103424

cooking a chicken rn meself

No.103425

foul

No.103426

you mean fowl

No.103427

thank you for explaining the joke that really increases the humor quotient

No.103428

feverish guess ill shower then snooze

No.103429

sorry

No.103430

sigh no one told me agdq was on

No.103431

sorry that was rude of me and i regretted it after posting

No.103432

ive developed an immunity to rudeness

No.103433

>>103430
anything good

No.103434

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103435

Please forgive my rudeness

No.103436

>>103425
youre right it did suck

No.103437

if theres no grass on the field play in the mud

No.103438

uh

No.103439

I gushed mud out of my asshole

No.103440

where is everyone

No.103441

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103442

im here but i have nothing to post

No.103443

thats the beauty of the blog thread you always have something to post

No.103444

bloated

No.103445

earlywoke feeling feverish bloated drymouth and just on the verge of heartburn still tired but NOT able to fall back asleep got a headache already todays NOT looking like a good day

No.103446

unsheathing my mystical elven blade

No.103447

>>103445
havent felt that way since i ate a frozen pepperoni tombstone right before bed a few years ago maybe i feel like it all the time and im just used to it

No.103448

maybe you should try cooking it next time

No.103449

Please stick it in mee

No.103450

https://files.catbox.moe/d8ptez.webm

No.103451

somebody save that lady

No.103452

think there was mold on the bread i just ate tore it off and threw it out

No.103453

only that part i mena

No.103454

evil grains

No.103455

we live in an evil world its the perfect meal

No.103456

ordered a bread knife so i can buy the bigger loaves

No.103457

>>103450
whens it gonno be my turn to do that

No.103458

probably soon enough whats a little more waiting

No.103459

to do that or to do that

No.103460

me on the left

No.103461

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVd5w6mLlKI

No.103462

>>103461
didnt realize someone had it all figured out that long ago only listened to a few that didnt spill it out as well as that album artwork

No.103463

i mean i knew it was fake and that the new world order was taking over and all that but all of that on the sign came true

No.103464

woke up early to exercise but lojod instead

No.103465

that would be exercise if you tried

No.103466

spam

No.103467

sippin some coffee

No.103468

new toys arrived

No.103469

pic

No.103470

no

No.103471

started reading a new ln

No.103472

watching the show where a gamer girl with a smoking hot body shows up out of nowhere moves in with the loser salaryman protagonist and starts to fall in love all within the first 10 minutes

No.103473

those are dangerous for the youth

No.103474

ill survive

No.103475

gaming

No.103484

wish i still had the routine of waking up and watching one or two episodes with cawfee

No.103485

i was not referring to you when i said youth

No.103486

oh

No.103487

cant get it up

No.103488

>>103485
whats wrong with lns

No.103489

i was talking about the anime lns are good for your brain

No.103490

woke up gonno prepare a mug

No.103491

the mugger

No.103492

have you freaks ever considered that no one wants to hear about you waking up and drinking coffee every morning

No.103493

uh oh discord is mad theyre not the center of attention again

No.103494

new alien food hb gonno save that one up for tomorrow

No.103495

ate ice cream then one of those hazelnut balls and a resees and then a snickers

No.103496

>>103492
back

No.103497

found some crackers on top of my computer tower and ate them

No.103498

headphone cord isnt long enough to put the tower on the floor im always looking at it theres NOThing to find

No.103499

https://files.catbox.moe/ao9pho.webm

No.103500

screamer

No.103501

yeah i bet she is

No.103502

nasty used up tattooed old slag

No.103503

you would think this normtube sign in to prove youre NOT a bot blocking thing thats been happening recently would keep me from wasting so much time but no

No.103504

nothin wrong with some nice tats

No.103505

id have agreed with you at one point but just like plumbers its trickled down to where its the norm

No.103506

why NOT just sign in to prove youre NOT a bot

No.103507

got rid of all my friendgle accounts long ago

No.103508

hope youve got a microsoft account ready for when you upgrade to windows 11

No.103509

never downgraded to 10 from 7 im all good

No.103510

youre dwelling in the past old man

No.103511

and ill continue to do so until the next round of steamboxes makes wangblows irrelevant for the home user

No.103512

guess ill eat some egg salad on processed slabs of slaevgrains

No.103514

eat some lead

No.103515

i swear that i dont have a gun

No.103516

cracked a flagon of wine

No.103517

forgot that i did watch a movie recently less than two weeks ago

No.103518

guess ill try to earlysnooze

No.103519

extremely powerful storm arrived its like a cyclone over here

No.103520

loved the wizard of oz as a kid

No.103521

coffee time got some chocolate drink powder so its hoto mocha time

No.103522

read all the books by baum but didnt like the other author

No.103523

https://files.catbox.moe/h68z2t.jpg

No.103524

bought the fancy loaf of bread before my new knife arrived dont have a good way to cut it

No.103525

Coffee is a beverage made from the roasted and ground seeds of the coffee plant. It's the world's best-selling hot drink. Coffee is dark, bitter, and slightly acidic, and it contains caffeine, which stimulates humans. The most popular type of coffee bean is Arabica, which comes from Ethiopia. Arabica beans are known for their mild, flavorful taste.

No.103526

https://files.catbox.moe/17wwwc.jpg

No.103527

eating sandwich

No.103528

this bread isnt very good despite its price

No.103529

my gut has been loudly whining all day and have a bad headache

No.103530

ssd not working properly

No.103531

dusting of snow outside

No.103532

eating sandwich

No.103533

woke up too early at 930 and spent all the time between then and right now trying to go back to sleep

No.103534

sigh ate too much again never gonno be able to pick up chicks like this

No.103535

you just have to be a funny fat guy

No.103536

the overconsumption has to end

No.103537

farted in front a cute girl and her fat friend
fat friend giggled and gave me her number

No.103538

dad is grocery shopping gonno ask for snacks

No.103539

read something about how my headache and nausea are likely caused by low blood sugar because after eating that massive amount of sugar yesterday my body released a lot of insulin which would then result in me later having low blood sugar so can probably fix the issue by eating more sugar right now

No.103540

sto eating so much sugar dumb sugar freak

No.103541

its time to consider foods with a low glycemic index

No.103542

as for me ate half a rather large loaf of bread as well as quite a bit of plum jam

No.103543

an itacar passed me on the highway but couldnt get a pic

No.103544

itasha wa tsuyosa

No.103545

gamed hard gonno snooze

No.103546

missed my chance to have sex now its too late

No.103547

nah i dont think so

No.103548

hate itasha its disgusting i hate them and hate those people too

No.103549

mom breastfed me this morning

No.103550

no she didnt

No.103551

>>103548
same live around lots of chinks so see it regularly

No.103552

love suckling on mom's huge saggers for breakfast

No.103553

stepped hard on a rock i didnt see in the yard at a weird angle two days ago and tweaked something in my back gonno take a shower tonight

No.103554

nice tweaker

No.103555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2ePwdvXXU

No.103556

got down to under 30 tabs

No.103557

weird dream last night someone had been stealing my car panels and spotted a little girl walking around with an oversized dildo i was hiding under them but they left the other one alone

No.103558

only experience with car panels is video games and its NOT easy to remove them

No.103559

it was just a dream i dont even have a car

No.103560

my point still stands

No.103561

oh whats the point of all this

No.103562

none of this matters

No.103563

wish i was low inhib enough to own an itasha i still wouldnt because im too cheap but itd help in other ways

No.103564

tempted to wander down yonder for a sixer of brews

No.103565

wouldnt get out of my chair for anything less than 8

No.103566

havent had normahol in weeks and i feel better than before

No.103567

it started storming as soon as i exited the domicile anyway

No.103568

snowing

No.103569

gonno get a haircut

No.103570

woke up and feeling homeostasis again

No.103571

had a nightmare about mom making me go down into a series of old tunnels hidden under the house

No.103572

love a nice exploration of the subconscious dream

No.103573

I am an incomparable homeo

No.103574

Please excuse my poor English

No.103575

I am an incomparable homoOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No.103576

new scale arrived scared to step on it havent weighed myself in like half a year

No.103577

phew im still safe

No.103578

sippin some post lunch coke zero

No.103579

woke up too early and started thinking negative thoughts been trying to nap in moms bed but it hasnt worked yet

No.103580

die

No.103581

ya stuff like that and my teen years and how im unequipped to handle the relentless nightmare of modern life

No.103582

im teen

No.103583

same but my body kept aging

No.103584

only meant to edge a bit did it too hard spermed and got a nosebleed

No.103585

The story of a middle aged man doing whatever he wants with the power of 1-click online shopping!

Kenichi, a single man in his 40s, is transported into another world for no apparent reason. As he tries to escape a dangerous forest teaming with monsters, he realizes he has the power to access to a huge online store.

By using this power to exchange goods he found in this new world for cash, and then buying modern ones off the internet, he was able to quickly create a very popular business. However, his goal is to have a slow and leisurely life. Instead of growing his business even more, he decides to settle down and live off of the power of Jeff Bezos.

The mail order life of a middle aged man in other world begins now!

watching this

No.103586

sounds good i would too if i could still watch

No.103587

dont know about that one

No.103588

you can

No.103589

ate 3 sandwiches now eating bread and jam

No.103590

wish i had a toaster

No.103591

shoulders still sore from mondays pushups

No.103592

wish i had done 50 pushups a day for the last 15 years at the absolute least

No.103593

https://files.catbox.moe/br6m7j.jpg

No.103594

if i had 15 percent body fat and a normal adult males amount of muscle NOThing would change but i bet id feel better

No.103595

we arent normal were freaks

No.103596

watching a nice transekai

No.103597

love being normal

No.103598

die norm

No.103599

>>103595
ya but NOT the good kind

No.103600

>>103598
NEVER NORMAN

No.103601

https://files.catbox.moe/9x6fck.jpg

No.103602

bone

No.103603

eyes off creep

No.103604

drylips

No.103605

pussy

No.103606

if i had those lips they wouldnt be dry

No.103607

lips almost always dry but it doesnt bother me

No.103608

took around an hour long nap in moms bed and sweated through the sheets its much warmer than my bare mattress with one sheet

No.103609

at this rate the day is gonno end without any gaming

No.103610

woke up hey ghost

No.103611

what up d00d

No.103612

>>103609
same need to remove the barriers to entry and set up a separate spot in my room where all i do is game if im at a keyboard its too easy to alt tab

No.103613

i was gaming good the past few days too hope things go better tomorrow

No.103614

you shouldnt force things maybe its just not meant to be

No.103615

nah its meant to be if i take a break ill have to restart again and id like to beat it this year

No.103616

dont force myself to do anything thats the problem i can game if i try but now that normputers are powerful enough to have both a browser and a game open its easy to get distracted

No.103617

im NOT worried i was just too busy watching to game today

No.103618

sigh

No.103619

only watched 8 episodes today

No.103620

https://files.catbox.moe/p20a14.jpg

No.103621

mom bought a calendar that was smaller than she thought so she gave it to me nailed it to the back of my door

No.103622

you fool

No.103623

callendar man

No.103624

learnin to play the blues

No.103625

tempted to wander down yonder for a sixer of brews

No.103626

the only thing i cant resist is temptation

No.103627

already told you last night anything under 8 is gonno cause more problems than it solves case in point me waking up after 5 or 6 hours the last two days

No.103628

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.103629

six is more than enough for me youve got a problem sir

No.103630

uh well ya im also closing in on 30 percent bodyfat

No.103631

good luck

No.103632

youtube showed me an ozempic ad featuring this guy with a giant beard pulling up his shirt revealing his belly then he injected himself right next to his happy trail while looking into the camera

No.103633

why are you seeing ads

No.103634

first instinct was to post that but i pondered it for a second and realized the answer could only enrage me so im gonno skip

No.103635

tried cleaning my keyboard did a pretty poor job but at least its slightly less disgusting

No.103636

>>103632
thanks for reminding me to update my ubo filters

No.103637

the ponderer

No.103638

read that a study found many popular protein powders have lead and other heavy metals but it says the worst ones are the chocolate flavors and moms protein powder is peanut

No.103639

ate a half pound burger

No.103640

pooped out half a pound of weiners

No.103641

stores been out of yellow onions for weeks wheres uncle mugen when we need him

No.103642

sigh he must be like 50 by now

No.103643

stretched me legs

No.103644

gonno snooze

No.103645

bored need to try to do something productive to rewire my brain

No.103650

that sounds like game time

No.103651

wandered down yonder and picked up a sixer of sapporo storm rolled in as i was arriving home

No.103652

nice wisconsin beer

No.103653

dont really care if its brewed by crafty nips or dirty mexicans since its cheap and tastes good

No.103654

doubt its that cheap relative to what you could be getting

No.103655

the liquor market works differently here its only like two dollars more than the cheapest possible beer because of taxation

No.103656

uh i can get several blogs for 2 bucks

No.103657

yeah well i cant and thats why your doubts were unfounded

No.103658

doesnt count if theyre in the same can

No.103659

eat shit and die foreignorm

No.103660

simply head down to walmart and pick up a nice 13 buck 30 rack

No.103661

sigh its supposed to be a year of sober contemplation

No.103662

mom cut me down to 12 packs at some point in the past year or so think in her mind 2 or 3 smaller cartons a week is somehow better than the monster one

No.103663

hey hey mom
i heard you cut your neetboy down

No.103664

>>103661
theres still plenty of year left no big deal

No.103665

simply head down to aldi and pick up some 50 cent half liters

No.103666

they call half a liter 16.5 ounces here

No.103667

thats whats known as a pint

No.103668

they come in pints

No.103669

here a pint is 16 ounces

No.103670

thats less than 500ml

No.103671

i guess but probably NOT by much

No.103672

it adds up

No.103673

the norms have screwed me over in so many other ways i cant worry about small details like that

No.103674

there is NOThing worse than a man who doesnt fight back

No.103675

NOT a man more of a baby

No.103676

just feasted on a bowl of beef and ri so succulent it could drive a neet to weep

No.103677

whats so great about it bragnorm

No.103678

the taste

No.103679

i know what beef and rice taste like individually what do they taste like mixed

No.103680

it was a succulent flavor to say the least

No.103681

thats the least all right

No.103682

got something succulent for you right here

No.103683

wish i had some yoshinoya

No.103684

eating buttered toast

No.103685

gassy rn

No.103686

guess ill snooze

No.103687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9pZpOfMjuw

No.103688

>>103683
i recommend you stick to todays special

No.103703

i wish i was special

No.103704

painshits and bloody tp

No.103705

but im a creep

No.103706

ate a nice 2 buck grocery store cheesy chicken pita wrap

No.103707

watching a nice high school romcom

No.103708

puked while Driving and now theres a puddle of frozen vomit on the footpad

No.103709

need to touch girl

No.103710

you know you could have cleaned it up

No.103711

sipping my coffee and watching some sam hyde

No.103712

norm hyde

No.103713

what is this round bread

No.103714

todays indigestion is probably due to eating a triple sized loaf of bread in two days plus lots of cheese and most of a jar of jam

No.103715

had all these plans to eat breakfast and drink cawfee and take vitamins when i got up but now im thinking itll have to be tomorrow

No.103716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfEOkguStbQ

No.103717

you need plans for that

No.103723

apparently because even after making them it didnt happen

No.103724

you need more spontaneity in your life theres NOThing like living in the moment

No.103725

spontaneously decided to jo

No.103726

already jod yesterday

No.103727

feasted upon some cheese and lunch meat

No.103728

been watching whole episodes without pausing NOT to mention those movies im thinkin my attention span is coming back thank you sobriety

No.103729

wouldnt say i have a problem with attention span its more like indecision and choice paralysis

No.103730

do you need me to decide for you

No.103731

https://files.catbox.moe/ojdgq9.jpg

No.103732

watched 12 eps today didnt manage to game maybe tomorrow

No.103733

>>103730
no i just need my computer locked into some sort of kiosk mode where once i start a game thats the only thing it can do for 1 hour

No.103734

that sounds like an attention span thing

No.103735

simply stream and let the pressure of being watched do the job

No.103736

woke up and brewed joe

No.103737

>>103734
probably NOT explaining it right if i start to game i can game for hours

No.103738

eating pizza

No.103739

eatin some more tramscendant beef and ri

No.103740

lunch was a steak sandwich with arugula and asiago

No.103741

the boys from hima are eatin good tonight

No.103742

realized that i get a better mood for a few days after sunbathing

No.103743

dont you get sunburned

No.103744

took until adulthood to be able to get tanned but its just on the back of my neck and the backs of my forearms maybe my knees too

No.103745

im pale and ghostlike in both appearance and demeanor

No.103746

ate my rice and beans with sweet onions and its so bland this is awful why are they out of yellow onions

No.103747

same until a few years ago when those few spots turned red

No.103748

>>103743
its just for like 15 minutes

No.103749

very bright light outside but dont know why

No.103750

my girl was sucking me and while i was nutting a little bit came out late and i said oh shit bonus round

No.103751

>>103746
time to ditch those nasty beans and replace them with fragrantly spiced beef

No.103752

ate two sticks of pez

No.103753

brewed up another hot one

No.103754

watched a video about the launch of a sexy ladyta fashion line in china and the synthesized voiceover pronounced it like low lee tuh

No.103755

sigh those poor lowly ladies

No.103756

need a nice lowly lady to take care of my lowly parts

No.103757

ran out of cat food

No.103758

im pale and ghostlike in both appearance and demeanor

No.103759

you said that already

No.103760

sex with ghosts

No.103761

when i was a teenager ghosts used to molest me in the shower

No.103762

>>103754
thats how you pronounce it didnt you read the book

No.103763

went hog wild on my blogisthenics Please stick it in mee

No.103764

yeah have pronounced it that way for years but all these normal people on the internet kept telling me it was wrong

No.103765

hate norms

No.103766

what dont you like about them

No.103767

an easier question is what do i like about them and the answer is NOThing

No.103768

oh ok

No.103769

chest pain its probably heartburn

No.103770

baking soda

No.103771

an easier question is what do i like about them and the answer is EVERYTHING

No.103772

basted normlover

No.103773

oh ok

No.103774

theyre predicting its gonna be the year of neetblog

No.103775

drank my third and final mug while watching the storm that just rolled in

No.103776

hydrate

No.103777

dont feel too good might eat 1500 calories of processed manmade freezer food

No.103778

what about your blood pressure

No.103779

hopefully sky high but i dont think itll do much good in killing me

No.103780

bleeding

No.103781

cooked up a nice big bowl of spicy beef and ri sigh its delicious

No.103782

when i was a teenager ghosts used to molest me in the shower

No.103783

might earlysnooze doesnt even feel like a fridey

No.103784

rest well

No.103785

https://files.catbox.moe/5mtob4.jpeg

No.103786

i have risen

No.103787

bhole itchy rn

No.103788

woke up lied in bed for a while got up brushed showered got back in bed for a while boiled some water browsed some pics made coffee now sipping while watching an ep and eating some chocolate todays gonno be a good day might game after this

No.103789

https://files.catbox.moe/lhewkg.jpg

No.103790

bottom of foot is itchy hope its NOT fungal

No.103791

finally watched seitokai no ichizon

No.103792

drinking generic brand energy drink

No.103793

hungry

No.103794

woke up gonno shower wanya

No.103795

took me two hours and forty minutes to get out of bed jo shower shave and make coffee

No.103796

sometimes happens to me but only because two hours are spent joing

No.103797

ya thats exactly what happened Please stick it in mee

No.103798

having aNOTher energy drink on a still empty stomach

No.103799

when you eat a pickle do you just bite into it or do you lick the juices off first

No.103800

i dont eat pickles

No.103801

i mean ill eat them on a burg or dog

No.103802

havent had a nice go dog in years

No.103803

same just the hair

No.103804

ive found hitting my stomach suppresses my appetite

No.103805

https://files.catbox.moe/tu4flv.jpg

No.103806

did you make that

No.103807

yeah

No.103808

where are the greens

No.103809

pickle

No.103810

jod

No.103811

got a premade pizza dont have an oven anymore cooking it on the stove

No.103812

You reap what you sow.

No.103813

raid

No.103814

wish i had some ranch

No.103815

monster rancher

No.103816

im pale and ghostlike in both appearance and demeanor

No.103817

pic

No.103818

as for me im more of a robot with dead eyes

No.103819

having cawfee for the first time in recent memory think its been at least a week

No.103820

wouldnt say it was worth it

No.103821

jidoljod

No.103822

die idolater

No.103823

sippin and snacking this is the life

No.103824

woke up with sore legs

No.103825

sometimes happens to me but only because last night was spent having sex

No.103826

who were you having sex with

No.103827

you know

No.103828

went on a walk with mom saw a pokeball keychain hanging from a branch on the trail

No.103829

normball

No.103830

whats your favorite pokemon

No.103831

never played

No.103832

i like victreebel

No.103833

dont know used to have a book with all 151 of them id have to flip through it

No.103834

dont you mean 150

No.103835

remember getting a pic of all the second gen ones before the game released and choosing espeon and suicune as my favorites

No.103836

>>103834
i dont know do i thought mew always technically existed just NOT in game

No.103837

hes under the truck

No.103838

gonno snooze

No.103839

the nights young

No.103840

so am i

No.103841

im older than the night

No.103843

were in the remains of the day

No.103844

ate two cans of chili and some cornbread

No.103845

ate some taters and bacon

No.103846

became crazed with energy during my blogisthenics today

No.103847

tired going to bed early

No.103848

tried to game

No.103849

wish we had a system like japan where instead of norms snapping up cheap old garbage and hoarding it there were stores were you could just buy an old game for 5 bucks play it and sell it back to them

No.103850

head down to your local gamestop for a trade in

No.103851

there isnt one and besides i meant more like the independent stores that used to be around here and there

No.103852

new ross

No.103854

nice rosscord

No.103855

wandered down yonder for a sixer of kirin ichiban

No.103856

>>103854
youre supposed to be enraged

No.103857

outgrew rage

No.103858

at what age

No.103859

sometime in my 40s

No.103860

good ive still got time

No.103861

woke up read

No.103862

are you the guy that went to bed

No.103863

i mena the most recent guy to say hes snoozing

No.103864

maybe

No.103865

nice tightlips

No.103866

the bit of gum behind my two front teeth hurts

No.103867

>>103864
didnt mean to put you on the spot

No.103868

got sardine oil on the desk dont really care

No.103869

havent had deenz in a while felt like the cheap brands had gone downhill the last few times i had them

No.103870

dont know what the cheap brands are i just get season at the discount or dollar store for 1 to 2 dollars a can

No.103871

the cheap brands are the ones at the store with the lowest price

No.103872

thats probably some shite from china and im NOT interested in getting red tide poisoning theres more to life than saving 30 cents when mom buys you food

No.103873

gotta be king oscar

No.103874

relying on a woman for food is shameful for a man

No.103875

great value deens are from thailand NOT china

No.103876

>>103874
let me add it to the list of shameful behaviors i exhibit

No.103877

himaris latest live was cute but theyve completely dropped the premise of the show

No.103878

drinking a vegan energy drink and gaming

No.103879

only drink energy drinks with meat in them

No.103880

meat is murder

No.103881

mexicans love sacrificing things i just buy it

No.103882

never been to hooters

No.103883

same used to be drunkenly told i would be taken there a lot and got nervous about being an ugly pimple faced nerd but it never came to pass

No.103884

love getting drunk with the bros

No.103885

the world is spinning around the world is

No.103886

got a mini panettone

No.103887

https://files.catbox.moe/thq4lb.jpg

No.103888

hungry deciding whether to eat or NOT

No.103889

bmi under 24

No.103890

wish i could lose weight while eating everything i wanted

No.103891

feeling cold

No.103892

shaved

No.103893

weird bulging feeling on the left side of my abdomen like below the rib and some pain

No.103894

its cancer

No.103895

2 scoops instant 3 scoops cocoa

No.103896

scoop my brains out

No.103897

too much cholesterol

No.103898

https://files.catbox.moe/5m9jgw.png

No.103899

coffee wasnt enough still tired wish i had an energy drink

No.103901

dark red inside my belly button

No.103902

where is everyone

No.103903

im here cracked a cold one think im gonno make some coffee later kinda bored

No.103904

you cant just make coffee after cracking

No.103905

watched the first two eps of tetsujin 28 didnt know it was a cliffhanger serial rather than motw

No.103906

>>103902
dont have anything to post

No.103907

yes you do

No.103908

eating tortellini

No.103909

>>103907
no not really anything i could say would be boring or depressing

No.103910

>>103902
was taking a nap in moms bed for the last 3 hours

No.103911

>>103909
so

No.103912

cant be worse than my posts

No.103913

theres already too many depressing posts here i dont need to add any more

No.103914

those are all mine so yes you do

No.103915

>>103913
dont find my own crybaby faguette posts depressing or anything here for that matter in fact im happy and grateful my bros are making posts

No.103916

my posts are so worthless i dont think theyre even read

No.103917

https://files.catbox.moe/0ih2rg.jpg

No.103918

i read every single post

No.103919

same

No.103920

mom asked if i wanted to use the leftover chili for chili burgers when she really meant just chili meat on a bun and i pictured a chili cheeseburger so much for getting back under 210

No.103921

only remember having a sloppy joe like once as a kid

No.103922

only joe ive ever consumed comes in a mug and i just woke up and brewed one

No.103923

got some freshly brewed jo for you right here

No.103924

dont need it thank you i jyst woke up and brewed my own

No.103925

brewed or dissolved

No.103926

https://files.catbox.moe/uopi0z.jpg

No.103927

cawfee i had yesterday was actually the first non instant ive had in probably 8 months and it was a free bag mom got from someone at work

No.103928

uh bag

No.103929

ya in the united states it typically comes in vacuum sealed bags that weigh around a pound

No.103930

been telling myself im gonno stop reading every post and become a skipper for years but i still have yet to do it

No.103931

uh in my america it comes in tubs or canisters or whatever those things are called

No.103932

have to read because all the posts happen when i sleep

No.103933

>>103931
it comes in those too but you havent been paying attention if you havent been seeing packages that look like this at the store for most of your life https://files.catbox.moe/vqoa11.jpeg

No.103934

that doesnt look real plus its decaf

No.103935

tardlaughing at preground decaf mccafe

No.103936

nice beanslaves looking down on each other over how they prepare their poison soup

No.103937

thats just an example of the packaging

No.103938

i only get those vacuum sealed bricks ideally id ground my own but i dont have a grinder

No.103939

>>103936
its NOT a drink more like a drink

No.103940

uh

No.103941

naveljod

No.103942

grind locally roasted beans and use a pyrex brand french press to brew

No.103943

nice soyfee

No.103944

had to get rid of my grinder and moka because of some circumstances

No.103945

ate chili cheeseburger

No.103946

read that sriracha only has 3 percent of your daily sodium in 1 serving so added salt to my rice and beans and it made a great difference

No.103947

grind the beans at the store

No.103948

thats a coffee thing right

No.103949

mr boles your opening statement
statement

No.103950

eating a big bowl of frozen blueberries with my fingers

No.103951

starting to sigh

No.103952

decided im gonno go by chinese new year this year these first two weeks have just been a test run

No.103953

you mena lunar new year

No.103954

when did they change it thats what my new calendar says too

No.103955

get with the times broom ahh old man

No.103956

is it supposed to feel like this

No.103957

gonno make normaroni and cheese mom got a new kind ive never tried before

No.103958

think ill stop beating myself up for being neet and simply try to improve my life while remaining one that way i cant be accused of NOT trying

No.103959

we have to forgive ourselves no matter what

No.103960

i need to be stuffed into a wood chipper feet first im just saying i should stop having fantastical delusions and work with what i have just because im neet doesnt mean i need to be an obese slug trying to kill himself with grains

No.103961

i believe in you

No.103962

gonno make macaroni and cheese mom got a new kind ive never tried before

No.103963

as for me im more of a robot with dead eyes

No.103964

gokigenyou

No.103965

>>103962
i know i am i just said that

No.103966

where

No.103967

before that norm doubleposted on my behalf

No.103968

thought you were making normaroni NOT macaroni

No.103969

hes been doing that to me too just take it as a compliment he enjoyed your post

No.103970

didnt even NOTice he changed it

No.103971

before that chad doubleposted on my behalf

No.103972

had to hit the baking soda think its time to earlysnooze

No.103973

snoozin

No.103974

love spamming and raiding now that banseki isnt around

No.103975

that damned onseki with his hands on and controlling administration style

No.103976

youd need to let off stress too if you had to spend all day stacking cans

No.103977

mcdonalds guy kept asking what size for my number 4 but like its a breakfast meal it doesnt come in sizes

No.103978

thats when you ask what are my options

No.103979

thought you were making macaroni NOT normaroni

No.103980

normlord shut off the hot water dont know when itll be back need to take a shower

No.103981

you can go longer without showering in winter

No.103982

i need at least 3 showers a day

No.103983

well okay sometimes i can get by with 2

No.103984

made mocha with 1 scoop instant 4 scoops choco

No.103985

landlord shut off the hot water dont know when itll be back need to take a shower

No.103986

wow you too

No.103987

wow me too

No.103988

hot water is back but it is also brown

No.103989

brown water came out my lower back hole

No.103990

https://files.catbox.moe/lbkcqm.png

No.103991

ate some tortellini with red pesto and camembert cheese

No.103992

spose ill try to game

No.103993

woke up popped a b12 pill

No.103994

die

No.103995

guess ill make some cawfee too

No.103996

ate that ttone

No.103997

armpits start to stink quicker in the winter since im all bundled up in blankets

No.103998

guess ill make some coffee too

No.103999

supposed ill try to play video games

No.104000

stream

No.104001

never

No.104002

went to the asian market today didnt buy anything

No.104003

gonno make soup for dinner

No.104004

pic

No.104005

it doesnt currently exist its just a vision in my minds eye

No.104006

pic now

No.104007

ragequit

No.104008

would you settle for a description of the ingredients so you can form a pic inside your own imagination

No.104009

i dont have one of those

No.104010

you do but its like a muscle you have to exercise it or it atrophies

No.104011

some things just arent possible

No.104012

tried to write a post and deleted it repeat 5x

No.104013

woke up mornin

No.104014

die

No.104015

i will eventually

No.104016

>>104014
what the hell

No.104017

https://files.catbox.moe/ds9jtm.jpg

No.104018

im hoping they invent the immortality pill or infinite timescale full sense vr soon so i dont have to die

No.104019

>>104012
do that sometimes

No.104020

linus is buying a yatch

No.104021

https://files.catbox.moe/zsopzc.jpg

No.104022

panera has been relentlessly promoting their new dipper sandwiches because theyre already gooey with a ton of cheese and then youre supposed to dip it into like a bowl of soup which must drip everywhere

No.104023

replace that bowl of soup with a bowl of ranch and well be talking

No.104024

the only advertisements i see are the subliminal mind control ones posted on 4norm and undeclared sponsors on normtube

No.104025

https://web.archive.org/web/20210804234724/https://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713

No.104026

what about highway billboards and flyers in the mail

No.104027

guess i forgot about those

No.104028

used to rock a cool stache till i heard people said i looked ped

No.104029

probably look like that too but theres no one to tell me mom said i shouldnt shave

No.104030

mom knows best

No.104031

target had a buy 3 get 1 free deal on these keto vegetable power bowl meals that mom loves but theyre only like 200 calories with 20 g protein and no carbs

No.104032

deadly poison

No.104033

got mad at something and slammed my drawer five times and scared mom and sis then later mom asked me if i wanted help like therapy or a psychologist or something i told her no and that im fine

No.104034

is everything ok

No.104035

>>104030
pretty sure my instincts are far better than hers if she thinks it looks good i should shave

No.104036

starting to get enraged

No.104037

same mom knocked one of my clean shirts onto the floor

No.104038

had raw meat for dinner

No.104039

went to the chinese market for yellow onions and fresh chili peppers and oh my god my rice and beans are so good tonight

No.104040

you need to stop eating beans

No.104041

why

No.104042

theyre utterly toxic and for slaves

No.104043

theyre a good source of protein and my gut microbiome has adapted to them so dont even fart that much when eating beans all the time

No.104044

its your funeral

No.104045

if beans are so bad then how come japan has such a high life expectancy

No.104046

they offset their bean habit with raw fish

No.104047

LOVE BEANS EATING BBQ BEANS AND BLACK BEANS

No.104048

soybeans arent technically beans

No.104049

used to like baked beans until learning how theyre made so now for me its only low sodium black beans cooked with a little olive oil black pepper vinegar yellow onion ginger garlic chili peppers salt and sesame seeds

No.104050

hope its extra virgin

No.104051

yeah

No.104052

probably should have washed my hands immediately after eating that green tea mochi ice cream but really wanted to type something and now my keyboard is sticky

No.104053

im virg

No.104054

>>104042
sounds like exactly what i deserve to subsist on

No.104055

im extra virg

No.104056

shivering

No.104057

shiver me timbers

No.104058

saw that the new yakuza like a dragon game is about pirates in hawaii

No.104059

only played the first one i went to play the second but it came on a dvd9 and i wasnt sure if i could just burn it to two dvds

No.104060

never played none of those games they look stupid

No.104061

they are but the first one was still enjoyable with a printed out walkthrough for the side quests

No.104062

dislike the guy that makes those games he looks like an alien and he has an inferiority complex towards white people maybe because he looks so disfigured

No.104063

thought this was a safe space for ugly freaks

No.104064

was thinking about something and wondering if somewhere i still have it on an old hard drive

No.104065

have you lost any data from aging storage

No.104066

i dont know when we got a new computer we just put the old one in the closet assuming what was on it would always be there ive never checked plus i dont know if mom threw out stuff like old games on cd and my psp over the years doubt she remembers either

No.104067

read that your data is supposed to become lost but 10 years ago my stuff from the 90s was still readable

No.104068

hope thats true for me too theres hundreds of tapes and floppies that have never been backed up sitting in boxes in the basement for as long as i can remember

No.104069

eating chli

No.104070

i menat chili theres also cornbread involved

No.104071

dont copy that floppy

No.104072

time to rustle up some snarlers

No.104073

https://files.catbox.moe/xla75d.jpg

No.104074

just realized after seeing that she never wears a shirt it hadnt dawned on me before

No.104075

https://files.catbox.moe/fvkr4a.jpg

No.104076

gave myself normburn for the second night in a row like an utter tard

No.104077

tried to snooze but couldnt made the rookie mistakes of NOT depressing my central nervous system and thinking

No.104078

guess ill jo and try again

No.104079

dont understand the jo then snooze meme i cant relax right after joing but sleep comfortably when aroused

No.104080

it just works

No.104081

read that cephalopods passed cognitive tests designed for human children

No.104082

nice celpods

No.104083

theyre smarter than me

No.104084

huh houdini was under 170cm

No.104085

being shorter helps you escape capture

No.104086

bleeding

No.104087

the norms captured any remaining hope i have years ago

No.104088

the norms

No.104089

my piss has had this weird smell for the past week but cant really describe it thinking about pissing in a glass to get a better sense of the odor

No.104090

you need a diet reset

No.104091

this vegetable power bowl has some beef in it

No.104092

there goes my year of sobriety i need to be shot and dumped in a ditch

No.104093

NOT a problem theres always tomorrow ive found the simplest way to keep a new years resolution is to repeatedly push back the starting date so you never fail it Please stick it in mee

No.104094

that scene in kaiji wasnt supposed to be inspirational

No.104095

new ross hb

No.104096

watching anime the subtitles translated 私 to beautiful

No.104097

>>104079
same

No.104098

did you just wake up

No.104099

which scene the one where he spends all his money on blogs and snacks

No.104100

over half a year since umamusume eng was announced and still absolutely zero hint about the release date

No.104101

>>104098
no

No.104102

then die latereply

No.104103

wonder if pcauc watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybLi25Q8Fw

No.104104

wonder if hes allowed to listen to denpa on his translucent plastic cd player

No.104105

https://files.catbox.moe/pcekrl.png

No.104106

love some moepop

No.104107

woke up heya

No.104108

are you the guy who jod then snoozed

No.104109

im not that guy but i did jo before snoozing and also upon waking Please stick it in mee

No.104110

eating chocominto icecream

No.104111

>>104108
that was me but it basically did NOThing still took me over an hour to snooze and then i woke up 4 hours later

No.104112

told you it wouldnt work try edging then snoozing next time

No.104113

it would have worked if i had waited i was just so wired i needed to wait that extra hour to tire out

No.104114

mom said were getting fried chicken tonight dont really want to go with her as ive already got the necessary supplies but im still deciding

No.104115

had fried chicken for the first time in years the other week it was okay

No.104116

left arm is going numb

No.104117

its probably fine

No.104118

done with beans tonight is tofu night

No.104119

i got so numb

No.104120

>>104118
how about beef night

No.104121

learned how to play on top of old smoky

No.104122

beef is a rare luxury

No.104123

sigh gran made blodpalt

No.104124

what kind of blood

No.104125

kid

No.104126

love eating blood porridge

No.104127

>>104125
kid or kid

No.104128

you know

No.104129

legs falling asleep while sitting in a normal position

No.104130

pressed mug number deux

No.104131

its too late for that

No.104132

dad told me about how he used to take 2 caffeine pills at a time

No.104133

feeling freaky

No.104134

feeling shaky wonder if i ate enough

No.104135

>>104131
i can press a mug whenever the hell i damn want

No.104136

how do you flavor it

No.104137

with whole milk

No.104138

>>104135
so you think

No.104139

guess ill watch that ross my food isnt done defrosting yet

No.104140

calling that a ross is being generous

No.104141

i just like watching the racing games

No.104142

go speed go go speed racer

No.104143

that was moms favorite cartoon

No.104144

its NOT a cartoon mom its called anime

No.104145

they used to be called cartoons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJG45X0ZGY

No.104146

loved watching speed racer and robotech as a kid

No.104147

wandered down yonder for a bottle of sauvignon blog

No.104148

dont remember if thats a white or a red im guessing from the blanc its white and in that case goon on

No.104149

you couldnt stop me if you wanted to

No.104150

thats the last thing id want to do

No.104151

dreamed i was visiting china

No.104152

its happening the tiktok ban has caused this other chinese app called little red book to become the most popular app and now millions of americans are learning chinese

No.104153

guess ill make coffee

No.104154

think my christmas weight is gone because my new pants are too big now

No.104155

feeling anxious and nervous and restless

No.104156

https://files.catbox.moe/2xurd3.png

No.104157

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsbTKjzp-4A

No.104158

thought id try to calm down by jerking it a bit but couldnt get it up

No.104159

get what up

No.104160

my chinchikurin stick

No.104161

woke up congested to an alarm i couldnt hear properly so i started raging thinking it was moms but it was actually mine got up to take a nap in her bed but then she came home early and caught me

No.104162

wonder how cobys doing

No.104163

who

No.104164

you know

No.104165

had some greek yogurt with honey damn good stuff

No.104166

drank a bottle of iced tea

No.104167

tooth hurting

No.104168

dentist

No.104169

did better with brushing for a bit there but for every day i do it theres like 4 days where i dont

No.104170

did clean 15 days worth of pisscans paper plates and spermrags off of my table though so ive got that going for me

No.104171

dont you think you should set your sights a little higher than that

No.104172

every step counts im proud of you

No.104173

https://files.catbox.moe/tm4np6.png

No.104174

guess ill try to snooze although im NOT very optimistic about my odds

No.104175

thermostats battery contacts are kinda loose so sometimes it loses power and the heat shuts off

No.104176

good you dont need that manmade garbage

No.104177

its winter

No.104178

finally listened to mom and used a washcloth to clean the dishes instead of just a scrub brush and honestly she was right

No.104179

think i might be mentally eel

No.104180

fired up retail wow

No.104181

why

No.104182

might be fun

No.104183

watched my favorite jidol perform a babymetal cover

No.104184

idolnorm

No.104185

watched me knob shoot sperm everywhere after i jacked it

No.104186

you cant just jack it and shoot sperm everywhere

No.104187

why didnt you stream so we could watch to

No.104188

almost felt like it was possible to game for a second but its gone now

No.104189

what game

No.104190

thats the problem i didnt have one in mind

No.104191

what about mahjong solitaire

No.104192

sounds like the most boring shite in the world thats probably all they let him play in the prison computer lab

No.104193

my piss smell is getting worse

No.104194

played many an hour of manual solitaire with a playing card deck

No.104195

brother said his thepotato chef made him play a game called pickup 52 where they spill a deck of cards all over the floor and make you put them back into the deck

No.104196

that was a test to see if he was autistic and he failed

No.104197

jod now i snooze

No.104198

gonno figure out what to eat in a minute

No.104199

https://files.catbox.moe/slnxoi.jpg

No.104200

what class is that supposed to be

No.104201

its lunchtime thats why theyre NOT in the classroom

No.104202

lunch was my best subject

No.104203

that and gym which ill never understand i think it was because most of the gym teachers i had liked me even though i was a scrawny dweeb i was just glad to be doing anything that didnt resemble normal school

No.104204

we werent allowed to participate unless we changed into our gym uniform and i never brought it and would sit in the corner not participating which meant i got given a detention each time that i never went to

No.104205

die meatheads

No.104206

did some math

No.104207

woke up lojod

No.104208

so excited for the switch 2 cant wait to play all the fun new nintendo games

No.104209

never bought a soytch the last console i owned was a wii

No.104210

for me it was the original xbox

No.104211

only had nintendo growing up those other consoles were to violent

No.104212

https://files.catbox.moe/srnkfy.png

No.104213

my last consoles were ps3 ps2 n64 snes atari2600

No.104214

sigh aNOTher flaccid day

No.104215

subtitled translating 言霊 to verbaligy that isnt even a word

No.104216

https://files.catbox.moe/5ju9vk.png

No.104217

guess ill watch some wish fulfillment isekai

No.104218

had my choccy milk

No.104219

eating cheese

No.104220

pasted jagex adding ads to scape

No.104221

sigh cant believe david lynch passed away

No.104222

dave normch

No.104223

phew shat bigly now i sip more coffee

No.104224

>>104221
big sigh wanted to finish watching all of his movies first

No.104225

maybe ill borrow moms iphone later and rewatch eraserhead on it

No.104226

changed discord settings to stop running at startup because whens the last time you felt good about opening discord

No.104227

die

No.104228

woke up sigh

No.104229

watch it on the tv like a normal person

No.104230

i dont own a tv

No.104231

>>104229
its a meme

No.104232

nice memer

No.104233

full moon

No.104234

rice and tofu has had this weird chemical taste for the past 3 days and think it might be because of using the big yellow onions from that chinese market

No.104235

if i read one more post about beans or onions or the chinese market im gonna seriously flippin lose it

No.104236

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjpi6ahrG2o

No.104237

went out and bought some pabst blue ribbon they had heineken but i said flip that shit

No.104238

sigh

No.104239

havent had any alcohol in 2 weeks

No.104240

same as long as there isnt alcohol in beer

No.104241

tried to get the arse smell out of me chair

No.104242

get one of these web mesh chairs so your farts just blow right through them into the air

No.104243

mom took my herman miller she said she needed it more

No.104244

staples sells a chair just as good as the herman miller for only like 200 dollars and they ship to you

No.104245

wish i had a herman memer

No.104246

tried to pop a pimple on my back but it went inside

No.104247

wouldnt get an office chair if i had to switch id just get a couch a wireless keyboard and mouse and wall mount my monitor

No.104248

doesnt that hurt your back

No.104249

i dont know i havent owned a couch in 15 years and even then i didnt use it much because it was child sized

No.104250

mom wants me to buy a new couch

No.104251

wait what do you mean wireless keyboard

No.104252

i guess technically its bluetooth

No.104253

you cant be serious

No.104254

im as serious as a heart attack

No.104255

cooking beef and broccoli without the beef because theres none left after dinner

No.104256

had pizza for dinner it was alright

No.104257

im woken

No.104258

https://files.catbox.moe/f5x1bt.jpg

No.104259

cant remember the last time i ate pizza

No.104260

same i think it was last fridey but id have to check the calendar mom keeps on the fridge

No.104261

that broccoli was way better than i thought it would be

No.104262

last saturdays pizza experiment turned out edible but NOT very good probably wont do it again

No.104263

think ive been normburn pwned i fried garlic and red pepper flakes in the oil the broccoli was in

No.104264

started reading the marimite novels a while back theyre great although ive only read like six now i started the anime since its been on my to watch list for well over a decade and its NOT very good how can you compress a whole novel in a genre about subtle interactions between girls into two or three episodes the answer is you cant its far too rushed

No.104265

never tried marmite

No.104266

dont bother vegemite is better

No.104267

thought it was the same thing

No.104268

marmites sweeter than vegemite

No.104269

the bittersweetness of a relationship thats more than friends but less than lovers

No.104270

havent had either so i dont know why more or less sweet would be desirable but if you say so thats what ill believe

No.104271

its only a slight different it just comes down to personal preference

No.104278

guess ill snooze didnt watch any movies but what else is new

No.104279

gamed all damn fuckin day

No.104280

the most gaming ive done since august is cataclysm and zork

No.104281

and you cant really count pressing numpad keys and typing how do i shot web gaming

No.104282

never use my normpad

No.104283

never been without one my whole life

No.104284

havent had one in a while havent missed it either

No.104285

dont think we play the same games

No.104286

last time i regularly gamed with it is when i regularly played df which was like a decade ago by now

No.104287

game retards

No.104288

marimite christmas album is still the best

No.104289

tried smelling my piss more and think have identified the odor as vinegary

No.104290

what would mom think if she caught you face down in the bowl taking a whiff

No.104291

https://files.catbox.moe/99iri3.jpg

No.104292

lunch is one of those vegetable power bowls and also the greek yogurt mom likes together it adds up to 50 g protein

No.104293

youd be better off fasting than letting that garbage in your body

No.104294

tried to explain luigis mansion 2 to mom and she was interested because of the puzzles but turned off by the idea of controlling a character

No.104295

nice terrorist

No.104296

feasting

No.104297

feasted

No.104298

57 degrees inside

No.104299

went out and bought some pabst blue ribbon they had heineken but i said fuck that shit

No.104300

https://files.catbox.moe/tlqk6k.png

No.104301

55 now

No.104302

gave in and turned on the heat

No.104303

had pbj

No.104304

back when i lost a lot of weight i ate pb from the jar NOT much at a time mind you

No.104305

stocked up on energy drinks in preparation for some wild gaming tomorrow

No.104306

woke up had two shots of instant cawfee and some preventative baking soda

No.104307

maybe if you didnt ingest so much poison you wouldnt need to be guzzling baking soda

No.104308

think i might ingest a little poison

No.104309

already ate a big bowl of meat filled dumplings and mushrooms in some kind of sauce i made from a packet that was on sale plus some cheese but still feeling hungry

No.104310

>>104307
wouldnt say maybe its all but guaranteed

No.104311

well

No.104312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7PYQCPlease forgive my rudenessX3A

No.104313

groan

No.104314

feel like theres only a one in ten chance unscrambling that url will link me to something i want to see and i dont like those odds

No.104315

thats fine its NOT like its something you havent seen before

No.104316

woke up hiya ghost

No.104317

whats the plan

No.104318

just got high as flip now im gonna game

No.104319

https://files.catbox.moe/adyvaf.mp4

No.104320

>>104314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7PYQCX
dX3A

No.104321

how much did you guess 500 1000 even more

No.104322

>>104320
beat the odds wonder if i should go out and buy lotto tickets Please stick it in mee

No.104323

spending some time going through my screenies again i dont even remember watching some of these

No.104324

never gambled real money

No.104325

often gamble and lose

No.104326

store was back in stock lets go
https://files.catbox.moe/4r9fvo.jpg

No.104327

had pancakes and eggs and bacon for dinner

No.104328

often gamble and lose

No.104329

ate a platter of raw fish from the japanese grocer

No.104330

a whole platter

No.104331

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.104332

feels like i could game if it was something that ive both never played before and can be completed in less than 20 hours

No.104333

https://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/
playing this

No.104334

it has to be something that actually ends

No.104335

think the increasing pimples on my back must be caused by wearing the same clothes every day and NOT showering

No.104336

>>104333
seen a tuber playing this

No.104337

shower daily and wear a new change of clothes

No.104338

got to like level 33 but then the chicken died and my eyes hurt so went to the ocean

No.104339

my mood hath soured

No.104340

my eyes still hurt why did you make me play that

No.104341

guess ill eat some highly processed frozen food to calm my nerves

No.104342

didnt really help

No.104343

had a nice shower feelin great gonno snooze now

No.104344

>>104332
are you looking for recommendations

No.104345

NOT sure wouldnt want you to waste your time either im to dumb for the game or ive already been meaning to play it for 5+ years or more and havent yet

No.104346

oh

No.104347

well just let me know if you change your mind

No.104348

took a break from some intense gaming to feast on spicy beef and ri

No.104349

where was the stream

No.104350

https://files.catbox.moe/utqwcr.png

No.104351

uhh maam

No.104352

its game time

No.104353

did it again

No.104354

bleeding

No.104355

headed to the grocer anyone need anything

No.104356

got some expensive ham

No.104357

gaming hard on my third energy drink

No.104358

installed poe 2

No.104359

set my chicken tikka masala for an extra 30 seconds because parts were still frozen at the intermediate stirring step but then it exploded

No.104360

turn down the stove next time

No.104361

microwave

No.104362

i messed up

No.104363

starting to rage

No.104364

started dieting just hit a cool 219 first time ive been under 220 lbs in over 5 years

No.104365

get your bmi down under 19

No.104366

ragequit and hit the table posted that i ragequit ten minutes ago but ota swallowed it and i didnt even NOTice raging harder now

No.104367

doesnt help that loading this page takes 20 seconds

No.104368

works on my machine

No.104369

woke up ate bacon sausage and pankeiki

No.104370

you cant have both bacon and sausage in the same meal

No.104371

as for me ate 4 squares of chocolate with a mug of coffee with milk and thats it for today

No.104372

got under 20 bmi a few years back but didnt maintain

No.104373

why NOT it was just one of each

No.104374

thats like having rice and pasta in the same meal

No.104375

whats wrong with ramen with rice

No.104376

sigh now i want yakipan

No.104377

mouse keeps misclicking rage increasing

No.104378

got some peanuts out but then put them back in the jar without eating them

No.104379

you can snack without the calories by just sucking on them a bit then spitting them out

No.104380

>>104350
phewwwwww

No.104381

just realized my hemorrhoids have been gone the whole week

No.104382

they cant have been that bad if you didnt even NOTice they were gone

No.104383

didnt tell my doctor about it

No.104384

i dont have a doctor

No.104385

watched a vtuber who said in japan they go to the doctor whenever they feel a little bad

No.104386

hungry as hell

No.104387

the hunger goes away after a little

No.104388

fired up lolicatgirls.swf

No.104389

ya on the scale of days its fine on the second or third but that doesnt mean much to me right now

No.104390

meow meow pussy

No.104391

https://files.catbox.moe/lawl48.swf

No.104392

lawl

No.104393

Please stick it in mee

No.104394

craving a pickle

No.104395

yesterday i was feeling hot at 64 degrees inside but today im still feeling cool at 76 degrees inside

No.104396

regret sperming to lo yesterday it ruined my schedule completely

No.104397

make it part of your new schedule

No.104398

as for me having a nice edge sesh nearly had an accident but managed to suppress it

No.104399

cant edge anymore after what happened

No.104400

what happened

No.104401

woke up hey ghost

No.104402

forgot i was gonno quit joing but the boredom got to me before i realized i was doing it

No.104403

https://files.catbox.moe/vyb32p.webm

No.104404

Please stick it in mee

No.104405

cant take it anymore

No.104406

stop taking it

No.104407

ate a small bowl of unflavored popcorn

No.104408

>>104397
cant im all sore now

No.104409

hit myself with a mallet

No.104410

you cant just do that

No.104411

i wouldnt say i just did it

No.104412

shouldnt have had normffiene today

No.104413

had i dont know but around 400mg today but i shouldve stopped at around 300

No.104414

what the flip toblerone isnt swiss anymore

No.104415

didnt like ffx

No.104416

what the fuck

No.104417

what

No.104418

jod guess ill snooze

No.104419

>>104413
had probably a third of that and i already know im NOT sleeping until 7am

No.104420

why because youre waking up at 6

No.104421

no because ill be wired all night

No.104422

hb gonno flannaly watch that ross that ive been saving up

No.104423

hope you enjoy it

No.104424

spilled a bunch of rice everywhere then tried to pour more carefully but spilled it again and then dropped my only clean fork on the floor

No.104425

really tired but cant sleep tried laying down for a bit and it did nothing but im too tired to do anything while awake so im just stuck waiting for time to pass so i cant sleep four hours from now or whatever

No.104426

hope im NOT experiencing the same in a few hours

No.104427

heated some more processed frozen food

No.104438

did you try popping some normatonin

No.104439

weighed myself lost 1.3lb

No.104440

maybe the key to snoozing is to start early enough that even if it takes hours itll still be dark that whole time

No.104441

the key to sleeping well is a clean conscience

No.104442

well im boned

No.104443

gaming rn

No.104444

wish i owned a house

No.104445

cooking nao

No.104446

what are you cookin

No.104447

following the recipe on a spice packet frying up some mixed ground pork and beef then gonno add potatoes and bell peppers for a bit then gonno add water and spices simmer for a while then probably eat with some noodles

No.104448

hoo boy now thats what i call a recipe of your own creation

No.104449

of maggis creation

No.104450

https://files.catbox.moe/r1yuo1.png

No.104451

tired but heart is racing id probably regret it if i had any more ffeine maybe ill nap

No.104452

let the feast begin

No.104453

feast fini damn good added a bit of gorgonzola on top and had some kraut on the side first time cooking like that in a while

No.104454

shitting my guts out

No.104455

https://files.catbox.moe/dhtz0z.jpg

No.104456

trained my gag reflex so now i can fit most of the banana in there

No.104457

refeasted dont feel so good anymore

No.104458

https://files.catbox.moe/1hy2p9.png

No.104459

made hot choco

No.104460

didnt eat yesterday but easily had 4k calories today i guess it balances out

No.104461

actually thats probably an underestimate forgot the 500 calorie snack i had in the morning

No.104462

>>104458
wish i could meet a girl that looked like this

No.104463

same

No.104464

whats stopping you

No.104465

bad luck

No.104466

>>104464
i dont know where they are

No.104467

ate grilled cheese

No.104468

woke up hey guys

No.104469

whats going on

No.104470

gonne game

No.104471

wouldnt mind being able to game meself

No.104472

gaming as we speak

No.104473

erogejod

No.104474

watching and sipping coffee

No.104475

whatcha watchin

No.104476

>>104464
everything

No.104477

im NOT

No.104478

>>104466
have you tried the beach in summer

No.104479

i dont have what youd call a beach bod

No.104480

you have a full five months until summer begins get to work

No.104481

im ripped

No.104482

>>104480
ill try for next summer

No.104483

spent 3 hours trying to kill count geonor in poe 2 then ragequit and watched a vtuber kill him in 2 tries

No.104484

what kind of guy are you playing

No.104485

sorceress with a lot of shield passive skills and ice spells

No.104486

never poed whats it like

No.104487

that fights probably the highlight of the game so you made the right choice

No.104488

those games are just about walking around and spamming the same spell on 5000 copies of the same enemy that dont see the appeal

No.104489

basically did that for the last 2 hours in diablo 1 but no spells just left click spamming

No.104490

watched part of a tiktok video that had been reposted to youtube about how its dangerous to spray mold on bleach and instead you need to first let vinegar soak on it for a day but dont have time for that

No.104491

>>104488
not this one its the dark souls of exile likes

No.104492

still dont get why they made it that way

No.104493

never played poe 1 or poe 2 but i saw some video of 2 and it looked more appealing

No.104494

woke up never poed played through diablo 1 once but didnt spam spells so much as slowly inch forward bit by bit because i was scared

No.104495

diablo 1 scared the bejeesus out of me as a kid Please stick it in mee

No.104496

only saw it from afar in the box

No.104497

im the manbaby in the box

No.104498

ran the dishwasher last night then put the clean dishes away so the dirty dishes can go in the dishwasher instead of sitting on the floor

No.104499

piss bottle starting to reek even after washing cant believe plastics absorb all those smells

No.104500

thats why you need to buy glass

No.104501

sisters freaking out about the inauguration

No.104502

is she sexy

No.104503

she must NOT be i thought we had an unspoken agreement where if any of us had hot sisters or nieces wed help our bros out with some phone numbers

No.104504

nah

No.104505

this is the first ive heard that youre altering the deal i pray you dont alter it any further

No.104506

sorry but shes been flipped

No.104507

watching anime about the hot chick trying to get the sigma male mcs attention

No.104508

wish i was sigma

No.104509

im ligma

No.104510

whats ligma

No.104511

i dont know i dont remember the rest of the joke

No.104512

https://files.catbox.moe/jtvstr.mp4

No.104513

loud

No.104514

probably wouldnt bother watching except the girls voice acting is cute because the character is osakan

No.104515

https://files.catbox.moe/pyyklp.png

No.104516

iqdb is currently under high load, your query has been queued. Place in queue: 74
groan

No.104517

sipped

No.104518

what did you chug

No.104519

tried to shovel but got lazy and just started dumping ice melt over it

No.104520

just remembered that onseki guy who killed hima

No.104521

dont pollute my day with thoughts of norms i wish death upon

No.104522

hes pasted

No.104523

he was just doing the best he could thats why he deleted all the images spent all his time on discord and made his buddy turt a mod

No.104524

who cares im glad its gone

No.104525

still cant believe we were inches away from the deugy timeline

No.104526

its all in the past now

No.104527

its about time we go back to the w

No.104528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTYnXtjZCxc

No.104529

stepped hard on a rock i didnt see in the yard at a weird angle two days ago and tweaked something in my back gonno take a shower tonight

No.104530

crying for u hope it gets better soon

No.104531

argued with mom over whos making dinner and neither of us are budging just gonno have some ham sandwiches

No.104532

just remembered that onseki guy who killed hima

No.104533

happy mlk day

No.104534

>>104531
both of you are lazy turds

No.104535

nah shes busy doing other things i just dont want to

No.104536

gaaaaaaaaah

No.104537

just remembered that onseki guy

No.104538

found a frozen burger in the freezer and whipped out the george foreman

No.104539

know your role

No.104540

had to reboot

No.104541

https://files.catbox.moe/ojhvy0.jpg

No.104542

bacon pepper dogs are in the oven!

No.104543

guess ill try to game my troubles away

No.104544

ate dinner now i need to find something to pass the time

No.104545

played a vn that localized oniichan as bubby

No.104546

browsed an ib that localized niigger as buddy

No.104547

buddy or buddy

No.104548

been joing too much just gonno push through the soreness and go for one more

No.104549

nigga or nigga

No.104550

had a harrowing experience at the welfare office now its time to game

No.104551

gonno darkshower

No.104552

i did

No.104553

woke up

No.104554

youve got the worst part of the day out of the way what are you gonno do now

No.104555

probably stay in stasis for twelve hours then maybe watch an ep or two

No.104556

also currently enjoying an excellent artists work

No.104557

crying theyre coming to put the pdog down tomorrow

No.104558

i hate dogs

No.104559

>>104557
sigh hes gonno live forever in the hearts and minds of random nerds connected through the internet

No.104560

pdog no

No.104561

dont call me a nerd

No.104562

ok sorry manbaby

No.104563

guess ill snooze

No.104564

big hole in me undies

No.104565

must go shopping

No.104566

how many years does pnig have left in the big house

No.104567

you mean pcauc

No.104568

free himako

No.104569

dont do the crime if you cant do the time

No.104570

legs hurt

No.104571

just remembered that onseki guy

No.104572

youre him

No.104573

sippin some coffee

No.104574

had a shot of instant dont know whats happening with the blog situation so i didnt want to have too much lest i own myself and cant sleep

No.104575

https://files.catbox.moe/5xkkbq.jpg

No.104576

file stopped loading near the bottom of her shirt and it implied that maybe she was showing off her pussy but then it finally finished loading and revealed a ridiculous thigh gap

No.104577

dont be crass ladies dont do things like that

No.104578

https://files.catbox.moe/9hml6y.png

No.104579

>>104557
sigh

No.104580

saw 4 deer

No.104581

youll be eatin good tonight

No.104582

just looked at them from a distance

No.104583

just paid 5 dollars for a dozen eggs

No.104584

thanks obama

No.104585

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8OeejpTbQ

No.104586

just remembered that onseki guy

No.104587

moms going to the store want to tag along to get blogs but dont want to get scanned into the botnet again feels like a lose lose

No.104588

think ill go and plan to bail without getting anything if it looks like thats whatll happen

No.104589

read bail as bail at first

No.104590

hima

No.104591

woke up hey hima

No.104592

sigh

No.104593

what up hima faggots

No.104594

saw several other employees walking to the registers and thought one of them would stop to ring me up but saw the chink cashier and decided to go through with it anyway she didnt ask for id must have left an impression with my rant last time

No.104595

also mom paid for a 6 pack of duck eggs ive wanted to try so it all went better than expected i guess this is the calm before the storm

No.104596

tv said a bunch of schools are opening 2 hours late tomorrow because its cold

No.104597

lucky little flippers there had tove been multiple feet of snow for school to get cancelled when i was a teen

No.104598

gonno try resetting my sleep schedule tonight but im not too confident that i can pull it off woke up too early

No.104599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtJnix-9niI

No.104600

had a chicken egg and a duck egg side by side the duck egg was better but it wasnt a 1:1 comparison

No.104601

gonno watch jerma watch infomercials

No.104602

ate a nice burg fries and orings now im sippin an ice cold coke and watching phew

No.104603

wish i had a burg fries and orings

No.104604

simply use moms credit card to order it

No.104605

got an oring for you right here

No.104606

havent used a hairtie on my balls in several years

No.104607

>>104604
this is illegal you know

No.104608

https://files.catbox.moe/r0bte3.jpg

No.104609

feeling nervous because my tooth hurts

No.104610

getting hungry

No.104611

call for mom

No.104612

ate a pound of ham in a day again

No.104613

I don't see why you'd want to post on hima though, that place is basically an irc/discord in the form of an imageboard for like five tards that are super elitist towards outsiders and will retard shame you for not speaking in their degenerate creole despite the fact that all they do is continuously microblog about inane shit like what their mothers made them for dinner

No.104614

the opinions of norns are of no value to me

No.104615

shat me dipe

No.104616

gonno watch the naked gun part 2

No.104617

still saving that ross up for a more auspicious time

No.104626

careful thats how youll end up like the guy unable to watch anime because the circumstances are never right

No.104627

nah i am that guy and i already watched it weeks ago

No.104628

power went out for 5 hours during a heat wave

No.104629

lucky

No.104630

got too late for a movie considering moms gonno be bugging me in about 3 hours to manually open the garage door for her because its too cold for the clicker or the switch to work

No.104631

listening to twirling fairy travel journal

No.104632

mom was excited to announce that she baked homemade keto bagels

No.104633

well you gonno share

No.104634

phew long day at work today picked up a sandwich from the grocery on the way back

No.104635

ate some chips now the roof of my mouth hurts

No.104636

I don't see why you'd want to post on hima though, that place is basically an irc/discord in the form of an imageboard for like five tards that are super elitist towards outsiders and will retard shame you for not speaking in their degenerate creole despite the fact that all they do is continuously microblog about inane shit like what their mothers made them for dinner

No.104637

mom just wiped and powdered me

No.104638

mouth hurts a lot and those chips werent even very good

No.104639

I don't see why you'd want to post on hima though, that place is basically an irc/discord in the form of an imageboard for like five tards that are super elitist towards outsiders and will retard shame you for not speaking in their degenerate creole despite the fact that all they do is continuously microblog about inane shit like what their mothers made them for dinner

No.104640

the opinions of norms are of great value to me

No.104641

spam

No.104642

i am spamlike in appearance

No.104643

pic

No.104644

hey what up hima fags!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.104645

crying theyre making fun of us again

No.104646

good

No.104647

flip you norm

No.104648

FUCK OFF NORMAN

No.104649

sigh just discovered they kicked me off GNFOS

No.104650

share your secret knowledge you learned during your time there

No.104652

there's uh 2 or 3 guys from the east coast that occasionally made interesting posts, a neet invalid and his irish land whale pal and a bunch of yuros larping as americans that nobody pays attention to

No.104653

raid hours guess ill snooze

No.104654

>>104649
what was your username
you probably got kicked for never posting

No.104655

hey im that neet invalid

No.104656

>>104653
sigh wish i could snooze through them but i just woke up

No.104657

cant talk in an established sekrit club thats cringe even my cute popura trick title couldnt save

No.104658

my real life was supposed to begin in there but i was too pmb to join

No.104659

remembering how in school the cool nerd kids swapped physical copies of anime and they made their own website together

No.104660

should have had normffeine now its too late

No.104661

just do it

No.104662

brewed a mug of joe just now

No.104663

nah gonno go for some hair of the blog instead so i can eat dinner

No.104664

let the roomba clean my room while i went out driving with mom then brewed some beantea and sipped

No.104666

should have had caffeine now its too late

No.104667

no mere roomba can clean my lair

No.104669

nah gonno go for some hair of the dog instead so i can eat dinner

No.104670

>>104649
theres like 3 gnfos i know of and i didnt join t or patchy

No.104671

gthn

No.104673

almost cooked dinner but then microwaved a frozen meal instead and now feeling nauseous

No.104674

>>104671
GO TO HELL NORM

No.104675

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr5oji7yz4w

No.104676

just want to be left alone but thats too much for the norms

No.104678

had some food and the last of the blogs feeling better but my chances of snoozing dont look good

No.104679

feastin on spicy beef and ri Please stick it in mee

No.104680

maybe ill try to go to bed early for the last few days i started waking up about an hour earlier each day and was almost up before noon

No.104681

sis has been into vampires lately shes watching some random vampire series on tv while doing crochet

No.104682

groan hate girl hobbies

No.104683

downloaded john carpenters vampires a few months ago havent found a good time to watch

No.104684

james woods now theres a leading man

No.104685

dont remember the last time i watched a movid

No.104686

starting to think the internet was a mistake or at least the way ive chosen to interact with it since i was 9 or 10

No.104687

i love technology

No.104688

thats good ive grown to despise it and im clearly in the minority

No.104689

but without technology we would have never met

No.104690

https://files.catbox.moe/sr1wfk.jpg

No.104691

thats true but i dont know if its a good thing

No.104692

sigh sorry

No.104693

its a good thing now but we would have all been better off finding each other in rl as kids and keeping ourselves on track to become semi functional

No.104694

the mansion was supposed to do that

No.104695

im high functioning in a manner of speaking

No.104696

Please stick it in mee

No.104697

woke up from a big nap

No.104698

nap or snooze

No.104699

had burg fries orings again it was good

No.104700

>>104697
good you can take over my shift was just about to snooze

No.104701

got a lift from mom to pick up some cold ones and beef

No.104702

forgot to snooze but im doing it now

No.104703

gonno snooze soon im trying to fix my schedule

No.104704

nah you just need to stay up all night so the next day youll be tired early and sleep well at a normal time

No.104705

trapped in a cycle of doing the same self destructive things every day

No.104706

have you tried doing something different

No.104707

https://files.catbox.moe/vq9c4y.png

No.104708

ate some White chocolate

No.104709

cooking

No.104710

losing hope

No.104711

ganba

No.104712

https://files.catbox.moe/ytvvr9.png

No.104713

let the feast begin

No.104714

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.104715

do japs really still use abacuses

No.104716

meant for this food to last 3 days but finished it in 1

No.104717

never watched a james bond film

No.104718

popup on me phone telling me i have all sorts of new features now even though i know i disabled everything regarding automatic updates

No.104719

do japs really still use human toilets to poop on mens faces

No.104720

NOT into scat but urophagia is fine

No.104721

ur a phag

No.104722

nuh uh

No.104723

why NOT

No.104724

just because i insert as the girl doesnt mean i want to be a girl or flip a man its just an empathy thing

No.104725

>>104705
same

No.104726

back is flipped up again dont think it healed from last time because my completely sedentary neetbody can no longer handle normal human movements

No.104727

https://files.catbox.moe/omkagb.jpg

No.104728

i have been thats why its injured again ive been going on walks with mom and slipping on ice and stuff

No.104729

>>104724
Fag

No.104730

raid

No.104731

fag raid

No.104732

watched a normovie

No.104733

Overview
Lyrics
We used to love until the love turned bad
(When the) the night burned with the best you ever had
Then the door breaks down and like (Fuck - This is a raid!)
There's a debt of heavy weight on me that's never getting paid
We used to love
Fuck, This is a raid
We used to love
We are the renegades
We used to love ay oh ay
Fuck, This is a raid
We are the renegades
We used to love ay oh ay
And for me it's hard
With a magical fear in me
We are the renegades
It went through the heart
And made a magical tear in me
It went through the heart
The renegades, renegades, renegades
We are the renegades
It went through the heart
It went through the heart

No.104734

Overview
Lyrics

No.104735

a true classic

No.104736

https://files.catbox.moe/nq1skg.jpg

No.104737

woke up good mornin gents

No.104738

oh yeah whats so good about it huh

No.104739

it exists

No.104740

>>104737
die

No.104741

>>104717
seen maybe half a dozen do you want a rec

No.104742

my existence is a waste

No.104743

no if i ever watch one itll have to be in chronological order of course

No.104744

woke up good mornin retards

No.104745

norms bond

No.104746

were bonding right now

No.104747

James Bond

No.104748

I don't see why you'd want to post on hima though, that place is basically an irc/discord in the form of an imageboard for like five tards that are super elitist towards outsiders and will retard shame you for not speaking in their degenerate creole despite the fact that all they do is continuously microblog about inane shit like what their mothers made them for

No.104749

mom changed whats for dinner because she didnt want to go back out im pissed

No.104750

youd have to eat it eventually anyway

No.104751

warning incoming game

No.104752

watched dr no a year or two ago and it pinched ass

No.104753

normvader

No.104754

Darth Vader

No.104755

https://files.catbox.moe/q70o2c.jpg

No.104756

even you deserve better

No.104757

covered me lower back in icy hot it hasnt done piss

No.104758

sippin and ponderin

No.104759

theres NOThing to ponder theres no thinking our way out of this

No.104760

gonno stop eating

No.104761

piss smell is getting better

No.104762

Coffee is a beverage made from the roasted and ground seeds of the coffee plant. It's the world's best-selling hot drink. Coffee is dark, bitter, and slightly acidic, and it contains caffeine, which stimulates humans. The most popular type of coffee bean is Arabica, which comes from Ethiopia. Arabica beans are known for their mild, flavorful taste.

No.104763

damned right

No.104764

whats the deal with all the fasting

No.104765

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fas35NCS_5k

No.104766

dont know about the other guys but im fasting because i dont deserve to eat

No.104767

think it might be happening

No.104768

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-XUwyBS774

No.104769

its happening

No.104770

feelin scared

No.104771

>>104768
nice 6666 views

No.104772

forgot about fear

No.104773

word of warning something in icy hot reacts with water you defiantly do NOT want to take a shower with it still on you

No.104774

wish i had played fear

No.104775

i played both prey and i liked the newer one more since it has more content and gimmicks but its not prey

No.104776

solo humans are prey animals

No.104777

only played the demo for prey and heard the other prey is supposed to be good but it isnt an actual sequel ill get around to both of them before im 40

No.104778

beat fear twice damn good game used to play the multiplayer

No.104779

had prey on 360 didnt play the new one

No.104780

had a variation of a recurring nightmare

No.104781

https://files.catbox.moe/1c7dfu.jpg

No.104782

never got up in any guts hope they dont write it on my tombstone

No.104783

dont click that its horrible

No.104784

uh thats the point of human existence once you get over the sentience meme were supposed to sperm those holes girls have between their legs

No.104785

never watched existenz

No.104786

i havent even achieved sentience much less gotten over it

No.104787

lucky

No.104788

watched it a year ago it was great

No.104789

i need sex

No.104790

>>104788
thats all i need to know im adding it to the list

No.104791

nice backlog

No.104792

NOT the to watch list the list to find magnets for post haste

No.104793

needed sex for so long that itd probably be a letdown if i attained any like how the sperm after edging for too long is never all that good

No.104794

thats just because everything in life is a letdown i doubt it would be if it went the way it was supposed to

No.104795

NOT everything

No.104796

think the idea that things or life are supposed to be a certain has caused me a lot of problems

No.104797

couldnt agree more

No.104798

to be a certain what

No.104799

a certain way i accidentally a word

No.104800

you accidentally what a word

No.104801

we were supposed to be something

No.104802

oh im something alright

No.104803

snoozin

No.104804

you snooze you lose

No.104805

god why am i such a loser

No.104807

without losers there are no winners

No.104808

never wanted to be anything still dont

No.104809

i coulda been a contender

No.104810

you never had the makings of a varsity athlete

No.104811

how much you wanna bet i can throw a football over them mountains

No.104812

>>104808
same

No.104813

https://files.catbox.moe/ff5lus.jpeg

No.104814

thats a child you sicko

No.104815

>>104813
PUSSY!!!

No.104816

sign ruined my plans for tomorrow

No.104817

i mena sigh at any rate guess ill watch a movie

No.104818

love when i cant escape the compulsion to get up and wash my hands every two minutes even though theres NOThing on them

No.104819

back feels better today took a vitamin c and a vitamin d pill

No.104820

nice vitamin cum and dick

No.104821

watched crocodile dundee sigh wonder how freak is doing

No.104822

hes busy flipping his jap wife

No.104823

thats NOT a knoife

No.104824

gonno make steak tacos for dinner hope theyre as good as im imagining

No.104825

listening to twinkle emotion from especia

No.104826

>>104824
they werent

No.104827

woke up hey there

No.104828

same but ota ate my wake up post two hours ago and i didnt make a second one

No.104829

thats the patented ota technology

No.104830

guess ill jo and try to game for two full hours

No.104831

also gonno chug my last pair of blogs while i do it

No.104832

starting now

No.104833

only lasted about 50 minutes

No.104834

guess everyones @daclub time to darkshower and go to sleep early

No.104835

just woke up

No.104836

sorry i was reading about animal attacks

No.104837

in a just world still being a virgin would actually increase my sexual market value

No.104838

skipped the shower and started thinking too much why does it have to be like this

No.104839

天罰

No.104840

watching hardsubbed anime

No.104841

watching softsubbed anime

No.104842

is anyone home

No.104843

old neighbor lady died sigh im scared

No.104844

scratching my neck hand slipped and the extra strength propelled my finger into my eye

No.104845

wouldnt know if any of my neighbors died incidentally nobody would NOTice if i died either

No.104846

huh didnt NOTice a new group had started actively subbing gccx

No.104847

spent quite a large portion of my early 20s watching gccx

No.104848

beat kai no bouken back when i could game good

No.104849

>>104764
care to join

No.104850

or rather back when i still had an attention span and had no issue replaying a level hundreds of times to beat it

No.104851

tired so i had some caffeine still tired so i figured id try to nap but i cant because ive been pissing nonstop for the past 5 hours and as soon as i settle into bed i have to go again barely even had much to drink yesterday and NOT much today either

No.104852

do it

No.104853

nice diabetes guy

No.104854

dont think its diabetes mouth isnt dry in fact im hypersalivating managed to nap a little but dont feel any better

No.104855

stood up and nearly fainted

No.104856

movie time

No.104857

ate 2 bagels

No.104858

looked at sexy lady art for a bit

No.104859

same if by a bit you mean six or more hours across a couple days

No.104860

hungry

No.104861

hungry hungry hungry

No.104862

guess ill watch aNOTher movie

No.104863

hit 216 today ate a spicy chicken sandiwch to celebrate

No.104864

fatty

No.104865

>>104858
for a bit or for a bit

No.104866

dont remember if i posted about it but i was down to 168 lbs when i weighed myself a few days ago

No.104867

woke up 4 hours ago havent posted yet

No.104868

one of my neighbors died of a heart attack a couple of years ago only knew about it because his family called 911 and i saw the lights flashing outside when i came upstairs to take a piss although i guess i only actually found out he died from my mom talking to them a week or so later

No.104869

youre next

No.104870

watched 2 movies getting late dont know if i can watch a third

No.104871

guess ill try

No.104872

most heart attacks arent even fatal i dont think

No.104873

odds probably dont increase when you collapse and nobody NOTices for weeks

No.104874

moment of truth

No.104875

>>104873
good think i wont have that problem

No.104876

die norm

No.104877

retroactively became a norm when it became typical for adults under 40 to live with mom a few years ago Please stick it in mee im a trend setter

No.104878

false alarm it wasnt a shart

No.104879

watched three movies now i snooze

No.104880

cooking

No.104881

whats cookin chief

No.104882

https://files.catbox.moe/b9w3a7.jpg

No.104883

thats deadly poison

No.104884

i thought you were joining me for a day of mindful fasting

No.104885

can only wonder at the source of those onions

No.104886

still dont get whats supposed to be poisonous about this

No.104887

the tag on the bag just says product of usa

No.104888

had hotdogs and beans for dinner topped mine with mustard relish diced onion and pickled jalapeno slices

No.104889

https://files.catbox.moe/65uuka.png

No.104890

what a stupid drawing

No.104891

what a great drawing

No.104892

NOT sure what im gonno do tonight that guy was watching a bunch of movies maybe ill try to copy him

No.104893

gonno try out holotropic breathing

No.104894

>>104892
it was great i recommend it

No.104895

guess ill throw some frozen pretzels in the oven and watch vampires

No.104896

read dracula like a year ago it was good

No.104897

NOT sure what im gonno do tonight that guy was watching a bunch of movies maybe ill try to copy him

No.104898

bought the book a long time ago dont remember ever reading more than a quarter of it despite liking it

No.104899

>>104897
it was great i recommend it

No.104900

drinking poor mans broth by which i mean just some salty seasoning mixed with hot water

No.104901

ive done that before

No.104902

also took 600mg magnesium

No.104903

Starting February 1st, 4chan Passes are increasing in price.
One year: $30, Three years: $60

No.104904

took an orange pill

No.104905

come november i wont have posted on 4norm for 8 years

No.104906

sigh 2017 the good old days

No.104907

we dont need to talk about numbers or anything like that

No.104908

forgive my rudeness

No.104909

https://files.catbox.moe/8nlmj2.png

No.104910

vampires is too long ill watch it the next time i get blogged out

No.104911

feeling weak took aNOTher shower

No.104912

got several 3 to 4 hour movies on my to watch list that ill probably never watch

No.104913

its just too late to start it now an hour and 40 minutes isnt too long in any other circumstance

No.104914

thought you were gonno watch two and a half hours ago

No.104915

https://files.catbox.moe/frdyo6.png

No.104916

>>104914
ya but i kept blogging i did eat the pretzels though

No.104917

breaking my fast with some kraut NOT counting this mornings coffee with milk and four squares of chocolate

No.104918

>>104916
did you get any new subscribers

No.104919

planned to game yesterday couldnt planned to make up for it today couldnt havent gamed in nearly a week now

No.104920

drank some milk ate some chocolate

No.104921

tired deciding between more caffeine or trying to nap

No.104922

snacking on some parmesan cheese

No.104923

pisscranking

No.104924

napped

No.104925

real parm or msg and sawdust

No.104926

NOT that theres anything wrong with the latter ive also eaten gv parm with a spoon

No.104927

drinking sub dollar discount energy drink

No.104928

rumbling but NOThins comin out

No.104929

finished summer pockets started oath in felghana but its too hard

No.104930

ragequit ys 1 and never went back

No.104931

avamys ran out need to buy a new one

No.104932

dont know what that is

No.104933

>>104929
stream NOW

No.104934

got an unopened package of cheese in the fridge best by january 18 it was bloating opened it up smelled ripe and NOT the good kind melting some on my noodles now

No.104935

chocobinged reckon i had over 300 grams

No.104936

dont feel so good now

No.104937

finally watched that ross it was good

No.104938

on my fifth movie of the weekend i think my attention span is healing

No.104939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeX5CpfSeI

No.104940

just get the cheapest option at valvoline

No.104941

https://files.catbox.moe/3z1hqy.png

No.104942

youre supposed to compare all brands and deals of everything you buy so you can make the most well informed and efficient purchase possible

No.104943

ya i was simplifying ill go to jiffy lube if its cheaper

No.104944

never watched titanic why would i want to i already know it crashes

No.104946

its shite

No.104947

guess ill watch aNOTher movie

No.104948

got a sudden craving for spaghetti and meatballs

No.104949

thats enough movies for today might snooze

No.104950

woke up a few hours ago but havent even turned my monitor on until just now

No.104951

>>104948
what a coincidence im having spaghetti without the neetballs for dinner

No.104952

pic

No.104953

tugged on my penne and emptied my neetballs

No.104954

more of a shells guy

No.104955

>>104952
mom hasnt made it yet

No.104956

i hope she makes lotsa spaghetti

No.104957

woke up Please stick it in mee

No.104958

need some hair of the blog to eat dinner gonno take a bath first too

No.104959

wish i still enjoyed waking up

No.104960

found out something i didnt need to know which is that im now so fat when laying down in a body of water and holding my breath my blog gut will wobble to the rhythm of my heartbeat

No.104961

lost 90 pounds and formed a healthy relationship with alcohol over the past year you can do it this year

No.104962

a healthy relationship or a healthy relationship

No.104963

gonno have to start exercising soon either way my atrophied neetmuscles are leaving me too vulnerable to injury

No.105005

bored

No.105006

still bored guess everyones resting up to join the rat race tomorrow

No.105007

not me im gaming

No.105008

what are you gaming

No.105009

woke up

No.105010

>>105008
>>104180

No.105011

is it fun

No.105012

>>104961
its NOT healthy to lose over 3lb a day

No.105013

>>105010
why subject yourself to that shite

No.105014

meant a year as a measurement of time not the calender year

No.105015

calendar

No.105016

dont think its possible for me to lose 90lb but id sure like to lose 30 or 40

No.105017

dont care about the number i just need to develop the underlying musculature to support it since i never grew any muscles during puberty due to wasting it gaming and on the computer

No.105019

no point worrying about that now

No.105020

>>105017
you should it feels good

No.105021

>>105019
there is because ill keep flipping my back up until i grow that bare minimum amount of supporting muscle

No.105022

got something in my eye right as i was about to snooze cant get it out

No.105023

got my hongbao early this year

No.105024

think i got it out guess ill snooze

No.105025

sipping my morning joe

No.105026

glued to the toilet

No.105027

nice shiggy

No.105028

took my meds on an empty stomach then the mcdonalds girl told me their system would be down for 10 minutes for updating so almost threw up in the drive through

No.105029

sis always needs to get starbs to take her meds

No.105030

bacon pepperjack dogs are in the oven

No.105031

sis always needs to spread her pussy and show it to me

No.105032

dont go on jp right now

No.105033

please go on jp right now

No.105034

>>105032
wow PUSSY!!!

No.105035

the sausage egg biscuit had the same flavor as the weird chemical smell thats been in my piss recently

No.105036

>>105032
what did i miss

No.105037

>>105036
sexy baby pussy

No.105038

uh no they were wearing undies and its probably still on page 3

No.105039

phew

No.105040

eated a discounter tuna wrap and some chips

No.105041

woke up too late to get anything done before mom gets home

No.105042

https://files.catbox.moe/u7p52h.jpg

No.105043

movietime

No.105044

wish i could still watch movies during the day

No.105045

its nighttime if anything im starting too late

No.105046

nailbit

No.105047

and nailbled

No.105048

https://files.catbox.moe/zz8z2o.png

No.105049

awoke

No.105050

die woke

No.105051

there was this shifty black guy at the target who opened the like rotisserie chicken and shouted thats good chicken then he carried his chicken over to the fruit and picked through all the cherries while muttering to himself

No.105052

you pick up any chicken i hear it was good

No.105053

still dont understand what the big deal is with women and abusive relationships i mean just walk away its NOT like they cant get aNOTher man within a week if they really need someone

No.105054

still dont understand what the big deal is with neets and employment i mean just get a job

No.105055

thats not comparable because womens bodies are genetically programmed to crave being dominated but men are supposed to want to provide

No.105056

https://files.catbox.moe/o6u6j5.jpg

No.105057

browsing sexy lady swimwear ads

No.105058

are you shopping for your niece or something

No.105059

>>105053
>>105055
cope you flippin retard

No.105060

uhh

No.105061

its a waste of time trying to figure out why women or norms do what they do

No.105062

yeah i know retards are a lot more easy to figure out

No.105063

didnt remove the seeds from my chiles tonight and now my tongue is on fire

No.105064

Please stick it in meehe you shouldve listened to sverige

No.105065

watched a video about gta 3 being playable on the dreamcast and downloaded the source port cant tell whats different about it from the real thing except for some annoying mission retry screen i dont know how to turn off

No.105066

for pc i mena never did buy a dreamcast even though i was thinking about it ten or twelve years ago

No.105067

remember that anime where the old guy was obsessed with sega

No.105068

gta 3 is so much worse than vice city that i never bothered with it

No.105069

accidentally watched a video of a chinese girl cutting herself and letting her dog lick up the blood

No.105070

flippin piece of crap just crashed half an hour after my last save

No.105071

thats what you get for playing fast and loose with your saves

No.105072

i told you to NOT go on jp you sicko

No.105073

>>105071
dont worry in rl im overly cautious to the point of being crippled in life so it balances out

No.105074

isnt everybody

No.105075

if he was careful he wouldnt be in jail right now

No.105076

guess ill jo again and snooze

No.105077

just brewed a nice cuppa

No.105078

woke up lojod

No.105079

you mustnt

No.105080

tired of lo need the real thing

No.105081

jod to some of that meself this morning Please stick it in mee

No.105082

sigh wish he was here to lojo too

No.105083

he does NOT want to be here with you

No.105084

why NOT

No.105085

makin spaghetti and meatballs

No.105086

because he hates you

No.105088

actually because i got the hankering a couple days ago because of a movie i watched

No.105089

sigh accidentally got grana padano instead of parm

No.105090

https://files.catbox.moe/vnrcf6.jpg

No.105091

ate too much spaghetti

No.105092

https://files.catbox.moe/25vi59.png

No.105093

used to wish i had a friend but ive long since given up on achieving such things

No.105094

watched taxi driver

No.105096

feelin sigma

No.105097

sigma balls

No.105098

never watched it

No.105099

guess ill watch aNOTher movie

No.105100

wonder when im gonno find my purpose in life

No.105101

woke up a few hours ago havent read havent posted went on a walk with mom for an hour

No.105102

watched taxi driver for the first time a year or two ago

No.105103

thought everyone on ghost but me had seen it

No.105104

fridge made some loud clunking fridges before a pop then silence hope its fine

No.105105

watched blue velvet the other day

No.105106

bleeding

No.105107

do you need medical resistance

No.105108

painful bump on my front shoulder and on my ass

No.105109

researchers studied communities around the world where people often live over 100 years old and they found all these people have high carb low protein diets along with ritual fasting

No.105110

been getting back into fasting need to get ready for summer

No.105111

imagine cytube movies together

No.105112

feelin scared gonna lie down and hide

No.105113

asked mom to buy me some stuff to make a few pairs of cheesesteaks and she did might feast later might NOT

No.105114

decided against it seemed like too much work its good until sunday

No.105115

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QwSRadZbjI
tardlaughing

No.105116

made the mistake of calculating how long ive been gaming think its 16.5 of the last 30 hours

No.105117

before you say you wish you could game like that i just wish i could do it with a game i havent played before and havent owned for 20 years

No.105118

wish i could game like that

No.105119

can only game live service games

No.105120

woke up had a weird dream

No.105121

what was it

No.105122

dont want to talk about it sorry

No.105142

hope it was about sexy ladies

No.105143

raging

No.105144

why rage

No.105145

cant say it would be rude

No.105146

youre among friends here

No.105147

ill share if that guy shares his dream

No.105148

it was a dream about sexy ladies raging

No.105149

nice impersonator

No.105150

stayed up too late didnt eat didnt shower and now i can hear mom moving around so cant piss before bed

No.105151

just pretend you were sleeping and woke up to pissSsSsSSs thats what i do

No.105152

forgot to put the draft blocker thing in front of my door shes been able to see the monitor light all night

No.105153

might need to gaj the worst part of it all is the feel of hopelessness it gives you every single day its worse than having nothing and achieving nothing

No.105154

thats what steam achievements are for

No.105155

sigh stay strong

No.105156

its NOT so bad

No.105157

heard someone say how gross it was someone only changed their sheets once a month

No.105158

sweaty palms

No.105159

sighing hard all day

No.105160

cheer up emo kid

No.105161

havent decided what movie to watch tonight

No.105163

feeling sad and lonely

No.105164

do you need a hug

No.105165

havent watched a movie in a coons age

No.105166

couldve said the same a month ago but now ive watched like a dozen in a week

No.105167

that will never happen to me i always think i should do something but then decide not to every day until i give up completely

No.105168

why dont you do something with your life

No.105169

dont worry in aNOTher month ill be back to doing NOThing

No.105170

never had any desire to do anything with my life simply wanted to game ever since i became conscious

No.105171

https://files.catbox.moe/dtvppq.jpg

No.105172

>>105170
same but also read and use the computer even before we had the normternet

No.105173

nice flippin senior citizen

No.105174

im NOT mom is

No.105175

shut up old man

No.105176

wish i had multiple personality disorder and whichever personality ive had my whole life could be zipped up at a moments notice and replaced with a normal one that would norm it up until i was a millionaire and then id let this one back out again

No.105177

same but i used to read a lot as a shota

No.105178

dont worry in aNOTher month ill be back to doing EVERYthing

No.105179

raid

No.105180

used to read a lot of Manga where the shota would rape the mom with the huge saggers

No.105181

not the heckin raidarinos

No.105182

brain burning

No.105183

put a bullet through your head

No.105184

do it yourself

No.105185

bullets stops brain burning i promise

No.105186

watched the raid the other day it was okay

No.105187

always love a good raid

No.105191

personally i dont really get the point of them but i suppose it breaks the monotony a bit like with the sp raid

No.105192

watched die hard

No.105193

fondled my balls

No.105194

https://files.catbox.moe/lkfxrb.png

No.105195

woke up hey

No.105196

>>105192
watched that for the first time a couple years ago it was pretty good

No.105197

i was about to snooze

No.105198

thought so too

No.105199

finally got around to watching the mario movie the other day it was great

No.105200

which one

No.105201

1993

No.105202

never seen it id also assume id like it

No.105203

think i watched a nostalgia critic vid about it long ago and it seemed retarded in a bad way but its impossible to tell the tone just through clips when someone else is framing it with their own opinion ill have to watch it some day

No.105204

pretty sure ive managed to avoid ever watching a video made by that guy

No.105205

cat watched me lojo

No.105206

nice assertion of dominance

No.105207

love watching norms on youtok tell me what to feel about things instead of forming my own opinions

No.105208

wouldnt say ive ever perceived the autism nerdrage era of internet vids that way didnt know people used them as legitimate reviews of games or movies

No.105222

woke up gonno shower

No.105223

decided to darkshower

No.105224

just think of how mom would feel if you slipped and fell

No.105225

it would not be a very nice experience

No.105226

https://files.catbox.moe/pev4j7.mp4

No.105227

>>105208
next youre gonna tell me you think the sega 32x looks aesthetically presentable

No.105228

normthetic

No.105229

have no opinions about it one way or the other even after watching the avgn vid on it a dozen times over the years thus proving my point given the opportunity id still play it

No.105230

feel the same way just wanted to make an epic reference

No.105231

Please stick it in mee

No.105232

guess ill piss then snooze

No.105233

die pisser

No.105234

wish i was epic

No.105235

phew nice aikatsus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4T91LLjjJw

No.105236

>>105229
you should rewatch them on nnd the japanese comments scrolling over the vid really make the experience much more enjoyable

No.105237

groan raider is still here ill never understand why

No.105238

raider or raider

No.105239

more of a resto druid raider than a rdm raider

No.105240

Please stick it in mee finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHvca9vQiM

No.105241

NOT watching but based on the title sounds like some manmade garbage

No.105242

days off to a bad start my dick was hanging at an angle so my piss hit the floor and tried to adjust it but just pointed it further away from the toilet so theres at least 3 full seconds of piss on the floor and then the toilet corroded and broke so cant flush without reaching my hand down into the bottom of the tank

No.105243

have a phobia of the inside of toilet tanks for some reason wouldnt be able to do that get extremely uncomfortable just removing the lid and looking

No.105244

starting to think the japanese were right about squat toilets

No.105245

saved up enough money for a japan trip but too pmb to actually do it

No.105246

thought about that but then saw that in order to apply for a passport you need a signed endorsement from an unrelated passport holder and gave up

No.105247

before sister went to france they made her travel to the french consulate in chicago for an in person interview to apply for a visa

No.105248

uh you dont need a visa to visit the schengen area as an american

No.105249

already have a passport so thats NOT a roadblock i could buy a ticket and be there tomorrow the only thing stopping me is myself

No.105250

it was a student visa

No.105251

oh

No.105252

gonno need a visa to be an english teacher

No.105253

changed my sheets

No.105254

good job

No.105255

thanks

No.105256

https://files.catbox.moe/tbkx56.jpg

No.105257

>>105249
you need to meet someone from the jpsphere irl and go with them wouldnt have gone to japan 11 years ago if it werent for sean

No.105258

thanks for your offer so what dates work for you

No.105259

lets go early may reitaisai is may 5th

No.105260

>>105226
thats a child

No.105261

measured myself

No.105262

youd just laugh at me for being a secondary

No.105263

dont think guzzling an energy drink and popping half a caffeine pill was a good idea

No.105264

thought i would own a boat and be sailing around the globe by now but im still in my room with about a hundred bucks to my name

No.105265

checked my net worth today

No.105266

https://files.catbox.moe/04r0es.jpg

No.105267

watched beetlejuice

No.105268

is it any good

No.105269

it was okay i guess once when i was a kid i was at someones house or something i dont remember and it was playing on the television but i wasnt really able to watch it and didnt know what movie it was for some reason the memory stuck around and years later i was able to connect it with a title and thought i should actually watch it someday then never did until today it didnt really have anything in common with my memory which by now is more like a faded memory of a memory that i think was based on a little clip like 9 minutes in

No.105270

wonder how much random memories of unimportant stuff like that end up impacting or shaping your brain

No.105271

ive had archived threads from 4norm ive been meaning to save images from open for so long the archive site died in the meantime sigh

No.105272

owned

No.105273

watched hardcore henri

No.105274

im not much of an image saver anymore ive had so many drive wipes in the past 25 years that i dont even bother anymore

No.105275

i keep backups

No.105276

NOT much of a saver anymore because i dont spend time on the 4 anymore id like to but i cant

No.105277

i do too now but i used not to and lost pics that were never archived from 2004~2006 and lots of other stuff that i made and cant be recovered

No.105278

unless screenshots and saving the good ones from pixiv counts

No.105279

~

No.105280

have saves with metadata wonder if they still live there

No.105281

watched beetlejuice like a year ago for the first time didnt like it

No.105282

got any recs

No.105283

https://files.catbox.moe/3x4nxv.jpg

No.105284

woke up

No.105285

hows that working out for you

No.105286

fine

No.105287

>>105283
sigh he loved nice froggers

No.105288

fine or fine

No.105289

just fine

No.105290

that doesnt clarify things

No.105291

>>105281
is it because there wasnt enough beetlejuice screentime

No.105292

it just really wasnt my kind of movie doubt i wouldve liked it if i watched it as a child either

No.105293

may i recommend the inner scar its one of my favorites

No.105294

nice nico guy

No.105295

Please stick it in mee

No.105296

forgot to say last night i saw how many posts were at and its way past when that guy usually starts making noise about it think he roped

No.105297

NOThin rope simply dont care anymore

No.105298

what changed

No.105299

https://files.catbox.moe/14nafn.mp4

No.105300

guess ill watch naked gun 3 my suspicion is that itll be better than 2 but worse than 1

No.105301

got a naked gun for you right here

No.105302

>>105293
uh a french musical yeah that sounds pretty cool

No.105303

thought about complaining past 2500 but this thread op is so damn good i just wanted to keep using it

No.105304

dont think i like a single musical besides the south park movie ive always hated hearing music out loud with other people in earshot

No.105305

woke up bit of a headache

No.105306

watched pirates of penzance when i was blogged out of my brain and enjoyed it a lot thats it though

No.105307

christmas is over

No.105308

bowel movements

No.105309

weird how a tinyhat that made a nambla documentary in the 90s decided to create younow later in life

No.105310

younow or younow

No.105311

the one that sent him to the pokey

No.105312

never knew t had his finger in that many pies

No.105313

never fingered any pies

No.105314

>>105309
i owe the chosen people a lot

No.105315

jsjod

No.105316

you fuckin freak

No.105317

are we moving to a new thread or what

No.105318

love firing up mullvad and yandex images searching some variation of jcjs and seeing where the interwebs take me

No.105319

ripped a metal coat hanger apart with my bare hands and threaded it through the chain to improvise a toilet lever

No.105320

if you want to move to a new thread simply start posting in one ill follow you unless the image is too ugly

No.105321

>>105318
what the flip i do that too Please stick it in mee

No.105322

>>105319
nice engineetr

No.105323

Please stick it in mee great minds think alike

No.105324

braved some social interaction to redeem about six bucks only i forgot to actually hand the lady my receipt to redeem it thats NOT an issue since i could just go back later trash has been building up in my room for a while finally worked up the energy to clean it came back from the dumpster and my receipt is gone think i threw it out fml

No.105325

https://files.catbox.moe/k8brbt.jpg

No.105326

pixiv changed their logo sigh

No.105327

loved singin in the rain as a kid

No.105328

feasting upon spaghetti and meatballs

No.105329

lost access to my interactive brokers account years and years ago dont even know what i have invested in that account because the only way to get access is to call them and get a new access code been thinking about doing that for about four years now but i never manage to muster the courage to

No.105330

uh then how are you making sure to max out your roth each year

No.105331

Please stick it in mee

No.105332

havent gamed in two weeks hoping to get some done tomorrow before i forget where i am in the game and have to restart again

No.105333

https://files.catbox.moe/ijts8h.jpg

No.105334

wonder whats for dinner

No.105335

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAwEHQ-02NI

No.105336

OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA OOOogA CHAKA OOOOoGa BooOGa CHAKA OOOGA CHAKA BOOOGA CHAKA

No.105337

gramps got diagnosed with alzheimers

No.105338

he needs to get on a diet of raw meat organs and brain it will cure him

No.105339

watched speed

No.105340

not the heckin pupperinos

No.105341

what are you norms talking about

No.105342

you talkin to me

No.105343

https://files.catbox.moe/1ufku6.jpg

No.105344

>>105343
pussy!!

No.105345

i deserve vagina

No.105346

i mean access to it just to clarify

No.105347

all people deserve access to transgender healthcare including bottom surgery

No.105348

https://files.catbox.moe/9okm45.jpg

No.105349

need lgf

No.105351

spilled sauce on my sleeve and then it smeared from my sleeve onto my pants

No.105352

been spilling things more often lately for some reason

No.105353

watched Drive over a decade ago watched it again today

No.105355

saw 4 cars without lights on the highway tonight

No.105356

were they arranged in a pattern

No.105357

i dont deserve access to pussy

No.105359

all the lightless cars were going south

No.105361

havent been able to Drive in half a year

No.105362

cant get it up

No.105363

ate 4 bagels in the last 36 hours

No.105364

>>105334
ended up going with mom to do her errands and it took 3 hours so we got burg kang on the way home

No.105365

cant remember the last time i had round bread

No.105369

gonno snooze

No.105371

bored guess ill jo for a while then game for a bit

No.105373

now what

No.105374

sigh wish i was back in the double wide with nothin but a few hicks for miles

No.105375

thats what im aspiring to in life

No.105376

tarded out and time traveled another month into the future

No.105377

https://www.dragonflycave.com/favorite-list?favs=MJF9FqLoKRN3AFCypJsKprnGDEpLo8nmohAlK7F_HWLUCdHVCBDDFJD9nHsVnLD4CaD5ARA6M2pKDiDznbA4DmFDChCOA5AIF0sJAAnuFOAYCFAG
baste

No.105378

virus

No.105379

some fag with a gengar window decal parked too close to mom earlier and she was pissed

No.105380

still morning already ravenous only i know its just because i had too many carbs yesterday

No.105381

youre supposed to eat 300 grams of carbs per day according to the government theyd never lie

No.105382

well i had about that much pasta together with half a loaf of bread plus a good sized pastry coated in sugar and stuffed with chocolate

No.105383

whats wrong with that all i ate today was instant cawfee fast food slim jims and blogs

No.105384

you say words yet they convey no information what did you eat today uhh i ate fast food oh thanks for the info you ate food that narrows it down wiseguy

No.105385

NOThin wrong with it its just why my stomach feels like this today its cause and effect

No.105386

>>105384
if you werent a skipnorm youd know

No.105387

must have filtered your posts

No.105388

filter the shite out of my arse norm

No.105389

bh

No.105390

https://files.catbox.moe/n50c7q.jpg

No.105391

im in pain

No.105392

so was i but i pushed through it now my back is fine again

No.105393

took some asspirin

No.105394

cant believe they put super stellar sudo in poke

No.105395

woke up not gonno post on those vile threads

No.105396

>>105300
i was right

No.105397

never watched

No.105398

mom wouldnt let me watch them as a kid if you thought spaceballs and monty python and the holy grail were the funniest movies the in the world as a 9 year old youre in for a treat

No.105399

dont remember particularly looking or disliking spaceballs as a kid and didnt see monty python till i was older

No.105400

mom always fast forwarded the part where sir galahad almost gets his virginity stolen by the nuns wonder if that had an effect on me becoming a wizard

No.105401

the norms did this to me

No.105402

woke up and really hard to walk feels like my right foot has stabbed and its turning a dark color

No.105403

pic

No.105404

>>105402
thats NOT good

No.105405

i wouldnt worry about it

No.105406

https://files.catbox.moe/7nkul4.jpg

No.105407

uh

No.105408

having a nice enema

No.105409

this is it

No.105410

jod prematurely again

No.105411

got all cleaned up for NOThing

No.105412

managed to game a little

No.105413

tired had an energy drink now im tired with heartburn you know i think i need to stop drinking these been having three or four hundred mg of caf a day for the last week or two i think its about time to detox maybe next week

No.105414

Yellowish Nodules on a Man Consuming a Carnivore Diet

A man in his 40s presented with a 3-week history of asymptomatic yellowish nodules on his palms, soles, and elbows. The patient adopted a carnivore diet approximately 8 months before presentation. His dietary habits included a high intake of fats, consisting of 6 to 9 lb of cheese, sticks of butter, and additional fat incorporated into his daily hamburgers. He reported weight loss, increased energy, and improved mental clarity. Physical examination revealed multiple painless yellowish nodules on his palms (Figure) and elbows. The patient’s cholesterol level exceeded 1000 mg/dL (to convert to millimoles per liter, multiply by 0.0259), significantly higher than his baseline of level of 210 to 300 mg/dL. A diagnosis of xanthelasma was made. This case highlights the impact of dietary patterns on lipid levels and the importance of managing hypercholesterolemia to prevent complications.1-3

No.105415

squinted my eyes and pretended to be chink and sis bit me

No.105416

>>105377
basted fuhlippin mimikyu

No.105417

our ancestors only ate meat rarely

No.105418

uh that is racism

No.105419

why must sugar and carbs taste so good

No.105420

never been in a real fight

No.105421

latest girumasu had a surprisingly good fight i liked when she got cut up fell and ragdolled i was about to drop the show but maybe ill keep watching

No.105422

well that and i like the ed

No.105423

https://ota-ch.com/ghost/res/2538.html
is this thread good enough

No.105424

>>105377
used to post on the dragonflycave forums long long ago

No.105425

is that a trap

No.105426

feeling anxious and nervous

No.105427

bungholio is burning

No.105428

need tp for my bunghole

No.105429

bunghole feelin clean and healthy you should try an enema or five sometime

No.105430

now why would i spend my valuable time spraying water up my ass

No.105432

well you got anything better to do

No.105434

tried boofing normahol once

No.105437

did it work

No.105438

ya

No.105439

ja

No.105440

can we pick one of the new threads please

No.105442

watched kill bill

No.105443

>>105440
im a follower NOT a leader i need someone else to pick for me

No.105445

what does it mean when immediately after eating your throat fills up with a ton of phlegm and it gets harder to breathe

No.105446

starting to get pissed where is everyone

No.105450

i just woke up

No.105452

https://files.catbox.moe/oqevqb.jpg

No.105454

weighed myself down 1lb

No.105455

artist i follow started covering his art with huge watermarks plastered right on top of the drawings checked his normtter and theres no watermark there just on pixiv but i couldnt get far before being booted to the login page

No.105456

love kombucha so much

No.105457

never tried it isnt that for girls

No.105458

drinking poor mans broth

No.105459

cracked and squirted a big rope of egg white all over the carton

No.105460

i dont get it why are you cracking eggs over the carton

No.105461

>>105457
its tea but strong carbonation like soda and healthy it can turn into alcohol too if you leave it out as it will speed up fermentation process

No.105462

cool

No.105463

put the carton down right next to the mixing bowl while cracking the eggs

No.105464

gaming think im near the end although NOT anywhere near 100%

No.105465

beat kichikuou as in NOT just a joke ending but it wasnt really a good ending either

No.105466

jod

No.105467

kitty snoozing on my chest want some more coffee but dont want to wake her up

No.105468

got pills within arms reach keep some in my pocket when i go out too

No.105469

think ill persevere till i get something that seems like a good ending then guidenorm my way to all the cgs and character routes

No.105470

drinking more broth but this is the last cup since im out of aromat

No.105471

love a good cg

No.105472

same

No.105473

think almost two decades of daily deathgrip jo gave me ed

No.105474

have you considered introducing some toys to spice up your sex life

No.105475

been experiencing unspecified dread and anxiety since friday

No.105476

i mena more than usual keep checking my phone for messages even though i only get a message like twice a month from mom

No.105477

simply immerse yourself in a nice game and forget about everything else

No.105478

got trolled into thinking we were in the new thread all night come to find all my friends were here

No.105479

there wouldnt be any problem in the first place if i could do that

No.105480

>>105478
sike

No.105481

got nb on the line he says that ones no good choose aNOTher one

No.105482

simply make a sexy thread on jp wait for it to get sent here into the abyss so that we may partake in its carcass

No.105483

nb here im okay with any of those three threads

No.105484

filthy sexnorm

No.105485

watched predator

No.105486

only saw predator 2 on tv once

No.105487

all the cool kids were predator fans when i was a kid but there wasnt a chance mom would let me watch it

No.105488

had about 280 calories in the last 48 hours still NOT hungry

No.105489

sippin some of dat dere coke zero

No.105490

good idea poured myself some zero sugar fanta mandarin

No.105491

planned on getting mango but saw they had mandarin and remembered mikanchan so i got it instead

No.105492

https://files.catbox.moe/ojm2rl.gif

No.105493

gonno spend half an hour deboning bone in chicken to save 3 dollars even though minimum wage is over ten

No.105494

watched night of the living dead

No.105495

do you work minimum wage

No.105496

no i dont work at all

No.105497

https://files.catbox.moe/fjnwoi.jpg

No.105498

hopped over to the convenience store for a protein bar and a coke zero and there was this scrawny manic guy ranting at the cashier and then he started asking me do you ever do any yard work

No.105499

are you the mow guy

No.105500

so

No.105501

woke up gonno tank

No.105502

bit of heartburn

No.105503

according to this im in the 95th percentile

No.105504

of what

No.105505

giant retards

No.105506

penis length

No.105507

might fire up classic wow

No.105508

sod era or cata

No.105509

regular classic in defias pillager

No.105510

thats era

No.105511

dont know what any of that means just want to click on boars

No.105512

same never understood even half of what the wownorms would talk about would just wander by myself never raided either and only remember a few dungeons

No.105513

mom found the decade of boogers in my car door

No.105514

vile

No.105515

>>105513
uh dont waste free snacks

No.105516

mug of joe numero dos

No.105517

damned good game gta 3 even though its easy as piss with mouse and keyboard but more importantly damned good reverse engineered source port it was drag and drop

No.105518

https://youtube.com/shorts/aXxk82QnHcI

No.105519

Please stick it in mee

No.105520

wonder if its a movie night its early enough so it both is and isnt for now

No.105521

if you start now maybe you can watch two

No.105522

woke up weighed myself lost a couple more

No.105523

>>105521
thats NOT in the cards

No.105524

simply fire it up then fire it up

No.105525

ill be lucky to watch one i downloaded 2 months ago

No.105526

its too late ill try to watch tomorrow

No.105527

what did you do instead

No.105528

read normapedia pages and watched normtube videos while cracking same as every night i dont watch a movie

No.105529

learn anything new

No.105530

no

No.105531

learned something new a couple days ago forgot what it was

No.105532

cant believe hes stuck in prison for over 7 more years just for viewing the wrong pixels

No.105533

hasnt it already been 6 years i thought hed be out soon

No.105534

it has to have been around that long because i could still experience the sensation of tardlaughing when i logged on one day and saw hed been arrested

No.105535

NOT with a 12 year sentence

No.105536

what about good behavior

No.105537

sometimes i look out the window and see mom talking to the neighborhood kids when shes walking the dog NOT sure if id grant parole to a 35 year old nig looking to do the same thing by gunning his motorcycle outside a preschool

No.105538

hurr hurr

No.105539

we must be talking about different people my records clearly state the man is caucasian

No.105540

thought he was 27 forgot that people age in prison

No.105541

your honor he has a sequence of 0s and 1s that depict fictional under legal age of consent girls we must send him to the oubliette

No.105542

cant decide whether to break my fast today or NOT

No.105543

feast up

No.105544

read Wikipedia pages and watched YouTube videos while cracking same as every night i dont watch a movie

No.105545

made the mistake of using the self checkout it scanned one of my items twice and there was no way to undo it without calling someone over except there was only one worker at the registers with a butthuge line which is why i used the self checkout in the first place ended up just paying the extra dollar why am i like this

No.105546

sometimes i look out the window and see mom talking to the neighborhood kids when shes walking the dog NOT sure if id grant parole to a 35 year old nig looking to do the same thing by gunning his motorcycle outside a preschool

No.105547

spam

No.105548

not the heckin spamerinos

No.105549

hurr hurr

No.105550

guess youre right breaking my fast with some broth and kraut

No.105551

love a good krauter

No.105552

got some limited edition pringles

No.105553

phew ate about a pound

No.105554

only had 100mg kaf today

No.105555

gonno sip some more

No.105556

beanwater or grainwater

No.105557

read Wikipedia pages and watched YouTube videos while cracking same as every night i dont watch a movie

No.105558

feasted guess ill watch a movie meself

No.105559

beaner

No.105560

ate some smarties the chocolate ones i put the pack on my heater for a while first so the insides were basically melted

No.105561

beaner

No.105562

never had smarties

No.105563

they were on sale for 60% off so i picked up a few tubes only meant to have a bit and save the rest for later but ended up snarfing down the entire 130g with a big cup of milk

No.105564

https://files.catbox.moe/ige9ix.jpg

No.105565

nice oni girl

No.105566

wrong kind of demon

No.105568

went to mcds with mom for brekkie

No.105569

im a bumper i bump

No.105570

not the heckin pupperinos

No.105571

watched first blood cried

No.105572

not the heckin pupperinos

No.105573

squirted liquid poo out my ass but only a little though

No.105574

keep us updated

No.105575

well i felt some more rumbling but when i went to the toilet again NOThing came out

No.105576

>>105560
gth britnorm

No.105577

i dont mean to say the rumbling stopped because it hasnt

No.105578

NOThin brit

No.105579

and if i was in britain id be eating jelly babies instead

No.105580

woke up late moms screeching at me to do things around the house

No.105581

get to work

No.105582

https://files.catbox.moe/cl3nyw.jpg

No.105583

i hate myself as well

No.105584

>>105581
ive got more important things to do i cant waste my time with chores like a commoner

No.105585

such as

No.105586

NOT sure yet

No.105587

he who does NOT work neither shall he eat

No.105588

thankfully thats false i do plenty of eating Please stick it in mee

No.105589

i love mondays

No.105590

ate a bit too much today after eating a bit too little for a few days intestines are rebelling stomach is bloating gained 3 or 4 lb since this morning

No.105591

might save some money and buy an alpine a610

No.105592

not the heckin pupperinos

No.105593

>>105589
you cant say that the norms are suffering

No.105594

but i didnt say that the norms are suffering

No.105595

i love norms

No.105596

i love you too

No.105597

i feel the love

No.105598

the norms drew first blood

not me

No.105599

did those chores so mom wouldnt complain when i put stuff into her cart at the store Please stick it in mee gonno feast

No.105600

youre quite crafty for a neet

No.105601

dont understand the freak out over eggs because my standard breakfast costs 2.60 and even if the price of eggs doubled it would only be 3.60 like whatever an equivalent breakfast at mcdonalds would cost 15 dollars

No.105602

the norms have to sperg out over the orange norm

No.105603

egg shortages are apolitical theyre happening outside of america too

No.105604

whats your standard breakfast 2.60 is a lot the last time i was eating it regularly over the summer 2 eggs and a sausage patty was like 95 cents

No.105605

toasted bagel 3 scrambled eggs banana and a glass of simply orange juice

No.105606

eggs for bfast is vile

No.105607

you cant say that

No.105608

>>105605
sounds too extravagant especially for a neet on a downward spiral breakfast sucks anyway save those 2 dollars for lunch or dinner or beer

No.105609

gonno snooze

No.105610

>>105609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZjU9ykHimU&t=93s

No.105611

im a mix of the worst parts about george and kramer

No.105612

im NOT a racist thats whats so insane about this

No.105613

got a bottle of blogdonnay its time to game

No.105614

whats on the menu

No.105615

world of tanks

No.105616

never played always looked sort of fun

No.105617

been playin on and off for 13 years its okay

No.105618

decided to buy a loaf of white bread instead of hotdog buns after seeing the ingredients list was identical and the bread was twice the weight for less money

No.105619

woke up top of foot is extremely itchy

No.105620

also got a nasty headache and bit of a sore throat

No.105621

>>105619
you need to get off socks right away

No.105622

i wasnt sleeping in socks

No.105623

constipated

No.105624

guess ill snooze momentarily somethings going on with my internorm its taking too long to load webpages

No.105625

>>105623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedbCfDL0yY

No.105626

mom retired

No.105627

you know that that means

No.105628

slept well think im well rested but its hard to tell

No.105629

im retired

No.105630

feet getting itchier also the normally dry scaley patch on my ankle is worse than usual hands are dry and itchy too need to get some moisturizer

No.105631

pasted itchneet

No.105632

maybe youre itchy because of the mold
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7572136/

No.105633

痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い

No.105634

took a shirt off the hanger and threw it towards the floor in my bedroom but apparently it entered a wormhole because its just gone

No.105635

eating grated cheese from the bag with a spoon

No.105636

what the flip df adventure mode was finally release like two weeks ago why didnt anyone tell me

No.105637

made hot choco

No.105638

痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い痒い

No.105639

sigh

No.105640

>>105636
read that it was out back then and forgot i read it gomen

No.105641

made hot choco turds

No.105642

>>105640
i trusted you

No.105643

bleeding

No.105644

>>105642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakXvneifLE&t=40s

No.105645

>>105642
that was big mistake on your part

No.105646

crying

No.105647

started watching a movie got distracted now its late so ill be losing out on my beauty sleep if i finish

No.105648

having niche interests makes me superior to the norms

No.105649

i am inferior to most people

No.105650

i wish i had niche interests

No.105651

does posting on the hidden board of a jp spinoff NOT count

No.105652

i am superior to most people especially you people

No.105653

https://files.catbox.moe/5ygpk2.jpg

No.105654

>>105651
i guess technically but its the only niche interest i have

No.105655

having niche interests makes me inferior to the norms

No.105656

this is true

No.105657

>>105654
does being pasted as all hell count

No.105658

watched the terminator

No.105659

havent seen it in 13 or 14 years but i remember it being good i bought terminator 2 on bluray shortly after but never watched it

No.105660

it was ok

No.105661

finna eat hot chip

No.105662

overate again today burps leaving a foul aftertaste

No.105663

woke up and prepared some joe

No.105664

creep

No.105665

nothin creepy about a steamin mug

No.105666

disgusting creep

No.105667

sigh stop it thats uncalled for

No.105668

thats what she said

No.105669

really lightheaded and dizzy

No.105670

speaking of joe aunt bought some expensive coffee and let me tell you it smelled just like vanilla its completely different from the regular stuff that only has earthy tones

No.105671

stop smelling your own poop

No.105672

what if you had a dangerous medical condition that you could only be alerted to by the smell

No.105673

tankin

No.105674

mix of restlessness and extreme boredom dont know what im supposed to do

No.105675

ran 5 km

No.105676

its time to join a run club and meet the woman of your dreams

No.105677

die runneet

No.105678

time to snooze

No.105679

had a frozen pizza for dinner it was good

No.105680

what kind

No.105681

pepperoni

No.105682

the pepperoni

No.105683

been over a year since i ate pizza

No.105684

>>105683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj6QoJKbI1A

No.105685

its not deprivation if i wanted to eat pizza id go buy some

No.105686

incomprehensible to me to NOT want to eat cheese or processed meat as often as possible

No.105687

used to think that now all i want to do is eat beef and rice and get shredded

No.105688

oh i want to get shredded all right but into thin strips that are then incinerated

No.105689

woke up

No.105690

havent had pizza in a while because i dont have an oven anymore and im NOT shelling out for takeout or delivery

No.105691

always thought the talk radio stations in norm theft auto were a large part of what made them good dont think its just nostalgia the writing is excellent

No.105692

considering that joing 3 to times a day for years on end might NOT be a sign of a healthy mind

No.105693

couldnt play gta as a kid tried to latenorm one of them a while back but couldnt get into it

No.105694

played gta3 a lot but never did any missions just went on killing sprees over and over

No.105695

>>105693
theyd work well in any game where you Drive around or really any game youd mute the audio in and listen to radio clips or podcasts instead

No.105696

i dont do that

No.105697

knocked over my plate of bagel and eggs and it fell down into the space between my desk and the wall at such an angle that only one small part of the eggs actually touched the wall so tore that part off and ate the rest

No.105698

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-exFtTL3Ck

No.105699

got gta 1 in 98 now thats a good game better than gta 3

No.105700

>>105681
what brand

No.105701

started to watch that video the other day but it filled me with too much dread and i had to close it after a few minutes

No.105702

times passing fast fast fast

No.105703

had something i needed to take care of that wasnt a big deal and could be done just by clicking a few buttons online but i didnt and now its a bigger deal i need to go somewhere in person for

No.105704

got a pack of sparkling water or so i thought got the wrong pack so its just still water

No.105705

and it tastes worse than my tap

No.105706

>>105700
store brand

No.105707

https://files.catbox.moe/2j8e4f.png

No.105708

phew

No.105709

someone needs to save those poor women

No.105710

bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

No.105711

https://files.catbox.moe/1ptuj3.webm

No.105712

bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

No.105713

>>105710
>>105712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-wU_WNFrvU

No.105714

watched under siege

No.105715

just realized i havent jod since sundey and didnt even NOTice

No.105716

pasted swedish autist

No.105717

mom got a chicken bucket from kfc

No.105718

pic

No.105719

freaking out and have chest pain and shortness of breath but think its just panic

No.105720

mom got some cp from lc its pretty good

No.105721

have some good teenaged memories of mom stopping by kfc with a coupon after work and bringing a plate to my door so i could eat it alone watching anime

No.105722

hope its dd

No.105723

used to be able to 1cc ninja gaiden

No.105724

>>105717
ate it all already sorry it was really good

No.105725

you cant just eat that guys chicken

No.105726

https://files.catbox.moe/9rvy83.jpg

No.105727

dont click that its depicting a horrible crime

No.105728

need to commit a crime

No.105729

thats my kind of crime right there Please stick it in mee

No.105730

burned my chili oil then stood over the wok and just inhaled the smoke for some reason and started sneezing

No.105731

never had a wok

No.105732

https://iwokalone.ytmnd.com/

No.105733

had to watch that movie in english class and when he said ytmnd and ptkfgs i had no one to explain the reference to

No.105734

speaking of may try to watch tonight might make some food

No.105735

piss smells like cornflakes hope i didnt blog myself into diabeetus

No.105736

hate when i refind something on normtube by accident that i bookmarked years ago but then forget to unbookmark and rebookmark it so i can look at my bookmarks chronologically and find it days later

No.105737

uh refind youre supposed to fetch an offline copy of anything that looks good

No.105738

i only started doing that in the last 7 or 8 years so after everything worth saving was already deleted

No.105739

dont archive nothin its time to stop holding onto the past

No.105740

its only natural to covet the the past when youve got no future

No.105741

looking forward to this being the year i score

No.105742

were never gonno score

No.105743

im gonna score and then im gonna come and brag about it like a big obnoxious norm im just building up the courage

No.105744

watched vampires pretty good

No.105745

wish i was a cool vamp

No.105746

just learned that my mouse lets me scroll left and right by nudging the mouse wheel to the left or right

No.105747

cool story bro

No.105748

thanks theres more where that came from so mash that like and subscribe button

No.105749

realized that all the women in my life have shorter nails than me

No.105750

pic

No.105751

never use anything on my mouse other than left right click and scroll wheel

No.105752

https://files.catbox.moe/1bppwi.jpg

No.105753

missed a delivery the other day tracking said theyd send it to some pickup location like two miles away wasnt any way to change it so i gave up kept checking the tracking today to see when it actually got there and it never did just checked and it says they missed me checked outside and they left aNOTher slip starting to rage

No.105754

thats what we in the industry call the ownzone

No.105755

pretty sure mom got me sick its been a few years but i think i feel it

No.105756

if i was smart id have a couch a table and all of my consoles hooked up at the same time just for an instance like this

No.105757

like what

No.105758

potentially having body aches and a fever and coughing at some point in the next 12 hours

No.105759

gonno try itraconazole maybe it will cure my tism

No.105760

autism is NOT a disease

No.105761

wish i could get reincarnated as a beautiful girl in a fantasy world

No.105762

or in an otome game

No.105763

got some zero sugar lemon fanta its actually quite sour

No.105764

>>105761
what of your honor

No.105765

yes i would be an honorable lady

No.105766

hope theres only girls in that world or youre gonno have a rough time

No.105767

what kind of otome kusoge has only girls

No.105768

ate one too many candy bars

No.105769

i wonder how old i was when i lost the innocence of my youth

No.105770

>>105768
nice candyass

No.105771

did 10 pushups hoping to make it to 30

No.105772

made it to 30 im ready to get flipping huge

No.105773

youre a big guy

No.105774

lots of fanservice in the latest golf anime ep

No.105775

https://files.catbox.moe/lzrf7i.png

No.105776

there was a golf anime i had started before i got ad and couldnt watch wonder if its the third season of that or a new one

No.105777

its an original

No.105778

watched battles without honor and humanity couldnt follow the plot at all

No.105779

https://files.catbox.moe/y6am1v.png

No.105780

>>105777
what studio

No.105781

its sorairo utility by chinkstar pictures i already posted two images and theres only one golf show currently airing how much more information do you need to pin it down

No.105782

whos the director

No.105783

animes for teens

No.105784

too lazy to click either of the links or look up a season chart

No.105785

im teen

No.105786

watch precure the new one is about idols

No.105787

wishing i had a hacked soytch so i could just lay in bed until saturday

No.105788

jod til i could jo no more

No.105789

i feel fucked up

No.105790

same physically mentally im a mess

No.105791

gonno boil me up a pot of pierogies

No.105792

gassy

No.105794

cruisin for a snoozin

No.105795

mowed

No.105796

african guy tried to chat with me at the store

No.105797

eating gnocchi

No.105798

got some mystery flavor mario branded pringles

No.105800

normbor blaring noise one day i will kill that man

No.105801

hate noise

No.105802

used to listen to japanoise back when i could listen to things NOThin too obscure just like hijokaidan

No.105803

used to be good with noises

No.105804

went through a high energy spaz period as a preteen

No.105805

https://files.catbox.moe/lo6dr5.jpg

No.105842

woke up hows everyone doing

No.105843

die

No.105844

stuffed my face with garbage that didnt even taste very good and feel like shite now

No.105845

im watching tyler1 raid mc

No.105846

>>105844
what was it

No.105847

an oversized serving of meat dumplings with butter and cheese plus a tube of pringles some salami some chocolate

No.105848

moms making some fried rice

No.105849

sounds good to me

No.105850

havent jod all week and cant get it up its over

No.105851

same but im glad ive wasted so much time on that pointless garb

No.105852

can get it up on command but only have the motivation to jo once or twice a week

No.105853

wish i knew what that was like

No.105854

gonno play the monster hunter wilds beta test

No.105855

woke up hiya hima

No.105856

hiya mate

No.105857

married gf.co.jp and living in jp forever hell yeah you love to see it!

No.105858

happy for you

No.105859

thanks

No.105860

mhw is alright but its kinda confusing and the starting town is way worse for some reason

No.105861

time to snooz see ya tomorrow

No.105862

>>105857
die norm

No.105863

cant decide what kind of cheese to put on my sandwich still havent had dinner yet because of it

No.105864

going with swiss

No.105865

watching the new ross

No.105866

>>105864
hope its some nice tête de moine

No.105867

glad that moldbrained flipper wasted years of time on some bullshit instead of making more game dungeons

No.105868

>>105866
no idea what that is it was finlandia

No.105869

ah finland my favorite swiss canton

No.105870

only ever had their vodka

No.105871

havent had cheese in months it was preventing me from getting shredded

No.105872

felt pretty food when i ate only cheese and ground beef with the occasional other meat for a few months

No.105873

time to sleep

No.105874

thats what i was doing too but i had to cut out the cheese because it was too calorie dense

No.105875

couldnt sleep ill try again in a bit

No.105876

hope you found rest in the end

No.105877

安らかに眠れ

No.105878

woke up finna shower

No.105879

brushed my teeth theyre nice and minty now im gonna drink a glass of water and sip some coffee

No.105880

woke up lojod

No.105881

https://files.catbox.moe/hvij6y.mp4

No.105882

you cant just wake up and lojo

No.105883

tried to jo but wasnt really feeling it but almost prematurely spermed anyway without feeling much of anything

No.105884

you need a reset

No.105885

no i need to have NOT eaten that garbage yesterday its still messing with my system

No.105886

if eating some shite can screw you that badly then you need a reset

No.105887

well thats why im NOT eating today and probably NOT tomorrow either

No.105888

hope i can game tomorrow

No.105889

hope i dont wake up tomorrow

No.105890

feeling anxious

No.105891

>>105889
are you pulling an all nighter

No.105892

crying dont die

No.105893

woke up didnt sleep too well guess ill shower and game

No.105894

wish i could game

No.105895

simply fire it up

No.105896

jod but it didnt feel like much still regret it

No.105897

>>105894
its possible just difficult was able to game for at least 30 minutes today before sperging out about emulation inaccuracies and settings

No.105898

uh emulator quit living in the past gramps

No.105899

never bought a gaycube or a wii dont have a choice

No.105900

just had a great idea for a game

No.105901

never watched saw

No.105902

had an idea for a game the other day its a game where you have to camp and trailrun through glacier national park and there are a bunch of bear encounters where you have to act according to proper bear safety and prepare your campsite and complex controls to take the safety off of bearspray that players have to memorize the other game ive been thinking of is an online co op game on a period accurate whaling ship

No.105903

mines just a dig simulator kinda like that powerwashing game but a big yard and a shovel a cart to move stuff and light fixtures so you can see inside and you just dig

No.105904

they already made that its called a game about digging a hole

No.105905

i dont like how that one looks and plays

No.105906

>>105901
its like all movies in that even if they suck they become better than anything you can walk into a theater right now and see

No.105907

sorry im just NOT good with gore

No.105908

sigh vnig got divorced

No.105909

one of my slow moving wisdom teeth is finally breaking the surface gums hurt a bit when i brush back there just hope it grows in straight

No.105910

https://files.catbox.moe/nuvxnw.jpg

No.105911

friendly little baby

No.105912

mood has soured think ill turn in and hope for a better one to come my way tomorrow

No.105913

better your mood than your milk hohoho

No.105914

spent the last two hours shitting my guts out and its still coming

No.105915

got my bmi under 23

No.105916

doesnt look like ill be able to game today either

No.105917

drinking coffee with some chocolate powder

No.105918

accidentally jod again

No.105919

it keeps happening

No.105920

is everything okay

No.105921

lil bro brought his gf over raging

No.105922

is she sexy

No.105923

cant stop pissing even though ive barely had anything to drink today

No.105924

youre supposed to drink to replenish what youve lost

No.105925

i had a couple cups of coffee

No.105926

had to disable ocsp to open youtube

No.105927

dont know that technobabble

No.105928

taken like 3 hours to watch 1 hour of a movie

No.105929

anxiety increasing

No.105930

is anyone there

No.105931

anyone where

No.105932

you here

No.105933

https://files.catbox.moe/ie01ei.jpg

No.105934

eating bbq and cracking cold ones with unc hes talking about superbowl stuff

No.105935

who won

No.105936

wish i had a cool unc to crack n chill with

No.105937

its nice

No.105938

cracked a can of chinese coconut milk

No.105939

broke my fast with some kraut and potato salad and i feel the rumbling already

No.105940

https://files.catbox.moe/ll61p1.png

No.105941

sigh havent had a bath in months

No.105942

updating my archive of all the artwork of my pixiv follows its really quite surprising how lenient they are about fetching gobs of gigs

No.105943

finna bounce

No.105944

dont leave me all alone

No.105945

im still here just bouncing

No.105946

still sick its rage inducing because i felt 80% of the way to normal yesterday and its still at 80% today just get it over with already what the flip

No.105947

die 80%norm

No.105948

getting whacked out on normfee

No.105949

sipped two small cuppas myself think thats enough for today

No.105950

had that much myself considered drinking my last energy drink but had the second cuppa instead

No.105951

watched the dark knight trilogy yesterday and today it wasnt very good but i meant watch the third movie over a dozen years ago so it feels good to have finally been able to do it

No.105952

couldnt finish shoveling already sweated through all my clothes

No.105953

this body was NOT built for manual labor

No.105954

https://files.catbox.moe/fbs83g.png

No.105955

its NOT a question of labor mom and i are both still sick so i was only mentally prepared to do the bare minimum

No.105956

cant you just pay the neighbors kid a couple bucks to do it

No.105960

nah you saw how being seen offering kids money without their parents around went for him

No.105961

bought zinc maybe it will cure my tism

No.105962

mom said she was about to call the police for a welfare check on me

No.105963

woke up slept for 11 hours feelin flipped up

No.105964

i know that feel bro

No.105965

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bw5G_3YKRfM

No.105966

its happening
https://files.catbox.moe/wmxml2.jpg

No.105967

no way in hell im watching that

No.105968

cool house on the right

No.105969

i sleep 14 hours a day and the rest of my waking hours are spent struggling against deep fatigue dont know what to do

No.105970

simply read Why We Sleep by professor matthew walker for some nice paste tips on sleeping well

No.105971

wish i could snooze for the next 14 hours

No.105972

nothin makes me madder than a freakrec

No.105973

youre supposed to occupy your day with labor

No.105974

gaming is a labor of love

No.105975

nah i think thats a hoax mom always tells me after i go outside or exercise or something that ill sleep so much better and its never true

No.105976

whats never true you going outside

No.105977

no fresh air and exercise helping you sleep

No.105978

>>105970
already exercise get sunligh daily take supplements including magnesium and omega 3 dont drink alcohol have a diurnal schedule healthy bmi and only eat whole foods is there anything else in that book

No.105979

how about leading a fulfilling life

No.105980

nice all of the normadvice memes

No.105981

>>105979
thats the one thing i cant be memed into

No.105982

woke up jod to screenshots of sexy anime babes im feelin fulfilled

No.105983

>>105978
always go to sleep and wake up at the same time
dont drink normfee
dont smoke
dont binge on chocolate
dont drink normohol before bed
dont eat large meals before sleep
dont take sleeping pills
dont take pills that make you drowsy because even when they make you fall asleep they make the sleep quality worse
dont take naps after 3pm
do a relaxing activity before bed
make your room cold rather than warm (about 64 F)
take a hot bath before bed
have no glowing rectangles in your bedroom
enjoy the great outdoors early in the morning to get sunlight exposure for at least 30 minutes
turn down the lights in the hours before bed
dont watch the clock
dont lie in bed awake if you cant sleep and instead get up and do something relaxing
be aware that your sleep time may be different from normal due to genetics and age and you shouldnt fight it
be aware that needing less than 6 hours of sleep a night is extremely rare and even though every norm thinks they are the exception when they are tested they are actually demonstrably losing iq from sleep deprivation despite thinking they feel fine most people need around 8

No.105984

tldr

No.105985

my problem is too much sleep

No.105986

my only barrier to good sleep is the norms that wont allow me to rest

No.105987

>>105982
howd you sleep

No.105988

flantastic

No.105989

your too much sleep problem could be related to bad sleep quality and irregular sleep so additional to all the above maybe you should not take naps and stay out of your bedroom except at beddy-byes

No.105990

the chinese sweet sexy ladyta fashion girl posted a pic of herself wearing a diaper

No.105991

bet its real easy to sleep well when youre sleeping next to a japanese bride

No.105992

the gas station tv told me to join guided meditation in roblox

No.105993

woke up gonno eat something take my zinc pills and drink normfee

No.105994

hope maltaguy is doing well

No.105995

>>105992
are you going to

No.105996

bought some slightly fancy chocomilk

No.105997

always go to sleep and wake up at the same time
dont drink normfee
dont smoke
dont binge on chocolate
dont drink normohol before bed
dont eat large meals before sleep
dont take sleeping pills
dont take pills that make you drowsy because even when they make you fall asleep they make the sleep quality worse
dont take naps after 3pm
do a relaxing activity before bed
make your room cold rather than warm (about 64 F)
take a hot bath before bed
have no glowing rectangles in your bedroom
enjoy the great outdoors early in the morning to get sunlight exposure for at least 30 minutes
turn down the lights in the hours before bed
dont watch the clock
dont lie in bed awake if you cant sleep and instead get up and do something relaxing
be aware that your sleep time may be different from normal due to genetics and age and you shouldnt fight it
be aware that needing less than 6 hours of sleep a night is extremely rare and even though every norm thinks they are the exception when they are tested they are actually demonstrably losing iq from sleep deprivation despite thinking they feel fine most people need around 8

No.105998

tldr

No.105999

woke up gonno eat something take my zinc pills and drink coffee

No.106000

hooooo boy now this is chocolate milk

No.106001

heard theres a lot of fun girls in roblox

No.106002

>>105999
doing the second part but NOT the first

No.106003

i see four parts

No.106004

waking up is a prerequisite for doing anything but i missed the eating part im just drinking cawfee

No.106005

gonno be an 800 mg day

No.106006

its NOT a prerequisite for continuing to sleep

No.106007

drinking more chocolate milk this stuffs just from powder though

No.106008

havent had nesquick in a long long time

No.106009

dont know if ive ever had nesquick but what i know i havent had in a quite a long time is some nice hersheys syrup

No.106010

dislike nesquick

No.106011

wisdom tooth really breaking out now hurts when i brush

No.106012

https://files.catbox.moe/pipsgx.jpg

No.106013

my very existence is a blight on humanity

No.106014

https://youtu.be/sMnW4UKPRr4

No.106015

too tired to put my headphones on ill save that for later

No.106016

havent been listening to music lately

No.106017

woke up hey guys

No.106018

how are you going to seize the day big man

No.106019

gonno game

No.106020

gamed with lil bro for a bit

No.106021

gamed today but just for a bit pretty much bored of it already but theres only 8 levels so ill finish it tomorrow probably

No.106022

trying and failing to sleep

No.106023

they changed the tab on pabst cans think its quieter they must have been a poll and found neets that live with their moms want a quieter can crack

No.106024

managed to only sleep 9 hours and didnt feel fatigued today for the first time in years weird guess i just needed a freakcebo

No.106025

mom went to work and it made me woke

No.106026

trans rights

No.106027

might reheat the lasta

No.106028

havent had pasta in over a year now

No.106029

dont let mom boss you around like that

No.106030

i have risen

No.106031

sigh everybody is out at work im the only neet left

No.106032

same but im still sick better than ive been all weekend but still NOT normal

No.106033

sorry had to pull a 12 hour shift with no lunch break but im back now

No.106034

>>106031
im here i just dont have shite to say im a worthless flipping waste of space who needs to stop waking up

No.106035

literally cant stop passing gas currently at 1 fart a minute

No.106036

youre eating unnatural manmade diet

No.106037

same but im still sick better than ive been all weekend but still VERY normal

No.106038

feelin some of that myself probably because i drank some milk despite being slightly lactose intolerant

No.106039

>>106031
get a job

No.106040

>>106034
youve got more to say than anyone

No.106041

wonder what happened to seki

No.106042

no one gives a fuck teen go back to your cord

No.106043

um rude

No.106044

I miss seki

No.106045

>>106042
where is seki

No.106046

>>106042
presumably if i was on the cord i wouldnt have to wonder unless youre saying hes NOT there in which case id ask how you know that unless youre there yourself

No.106047

>>106042
crying do NOT bully me

No.106048

what do you mean where they are just go to their flipping disgusting discord server theyre there all day every day chatting posting the most norm low hanging fruit Myspace trash imaginable and talking to each other on voice comms the flip do you miss those animals for just go there mic up and talk to them maybe you can play genshin impact or marvel whatever together

No.106049

now im pissed

No.106050

sigh seki

No.106051

wish i was a cordnorm should have joined the cord years ago when i had the chance too late now id simply be treated as an interloper if i join

No.106052

just get nb to introduce you to everyone

No.106053

researchers found that all major ai models share the same biases about the value of human lives which is pakistan > india > china > america

No.106054

what about israel

No.106056

woke up gonna make a tall mug of joe and game

No.106057

creep

No.106058

might get a job and start saving up to buy stuff

No.106059

>>106057
most find me charming

No.106060

im a creep im a weirdo

No.106061

im a creep i belong here

No.106063

>>106051
nah you should join

No.106064

was always too pmb to join its intimidating

No.106065

mcdonalds girl was wearing fingerless gloves

No.106066

cashier girl smiled at me and said awesome possum

No.106067

woke up showered brushed me teeth changed bed sheets

No.106068

>>106053
that makes sense right theyre trained on words and vectors with weights and some tuning applied at vast scales and america and china definitely have the most politically correct discourse against them

No.106070

havent cracked in a while

No.106071

havent cracked in nearly 24 hours myself

No.106072

ive had exactly 1 liter this year

No.106073

feasted upon some tortellini and quite a bit of cheese

No.106074

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.106075

havent had sex in a while

No.106076

backs hurting

No.106077

https://files.catbox.moe/ygximm.jpg

No.106078

tried to game but gave up

No.106079

woke up pulled a muscle in my neck sigh

No.106080

waited in the new thread all night and all day

No.106081

for what

No.106082

posts

No.106083

i tried and gave up the guy who wants to remain in one long thread is simply too active and obstinate

No.106084

got to 1400 elo in poke showdown

No.106085

whats your team

No.106086

already said i wouldnt mind moving if you chose one that wasnt so foul

No.106087

remember finding my ds charger a few months ago went looking for it again to test if it still works but now im wondering if it was a false memory because i couldnt find it

No.106088

>>106086
i didnt pick

No.106090

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLkwMMu9qlk

No.106091

woke up wih a panic attack when i remembered im either gonno spend an eternity in hell or ill stop existing altogether

No.106092

pasted flipping windows deciding to randomly shut itself down while im in the middle of running a multi day script

No.106093

mom got a fabric softener that kinda smells like colored pencils its nostalgic

No.106095

i thought we werent supposed to call them coloreds anymore

No.106096

its storming hard kitty is scared

No.106097

its storming hard pussy is scared

No.106098

drinking chocomilk

No.106099

drinking poopoomilk

No.106100

powdered syrup or premade

No.106101

>>106091
NOT too excited about the possibility of hell being real because i know ill be going there but knowing that the second i die ill never have to worry about anything ever again and all traces of me on this earth will instantly vanish as time whips by at a century a millisecond until the sun burns out is pretty comforting too bad it wont happen while im alive

No.106102

youre going to heaven as long as you accept christ amen

No.106103

never been baptized

No.106104

cant focus

No.106105

never actually watched gnfos

No.106106

ssalrite

No.106107

would love to watch a movie with my ghostbros someday

No.106108

growing somber

No.106109

im sober right now meself

No.106110

woke up fatigued

No.106111

nipah banner

No.106112

felt nervous because there were multiple people standing around in different corners of the convenience store and they didnt seem to be doing anything

No.106113

nice gangstalkers

No.106114

they're watching you

No.106115

spose ill game

No.106116

stream

No.106117

guess ill try to watch a movie to clear some drive space so i can download more movies ill take months or years to watch before the cycle begins anew

No.106118

bought a bunch of books over two years ago and never finished even the first keep thinking about them and promising to read the next day but never do and its a source of anxiety now

No.106119

nice tsundoku

No.106120

wonder when im gonno hit my deredoku phase

No.106121

was watching this youtube video where a guy goes through subway tunnels in ny and stuff reminded me of a friend i had in the 90s that would have really enjoyed it its an entire aesthetic thats completely gone now you know kinda like spawn blade vampire the masquerade kinda stuff the graffiti walls at night under some fog the citys skyline neon signs in front of chinese restaurants that kind of thing

No.106122

thats likely more popular than ever it sounds sick to me

No.106123

isnt that just cyberpunk but not in the future i think they call it punk

No.106124

didnt realize it was valentines day

No.106125

happy valentines day! hima faggots

No.106126

accidentally dropped my cooked egg into the nearby dirty wok then picked it up and ate it because think the egg was still hot enough that it wouldnt have gotten contaminated

No.106127

wonder for how long im going to keep living like teddy daniels

No.106128

im contaminated

No.106129

stuffing my face with garbage that ill regret tomorrow

No.106130

bought a treat at the store today got back and cant find it mustve dropped it sigh

No.106131

yearning for a girly company

No.106132

same

No.106133

as for me wish i had some normahol to distract myself from some monsters but im all out and the stores are closed

No.106134

woke up dreamed me and a bunch of bros were at the watering hole doing a trick where you swing on the rope swing with no pants on and piss into the water mid air over and over and we punked some cel then he walked off mad came back with a gun and shot us all to death

No.106135

was i one of the bros

No.106136

never had foie gras

No.106137

>>106135
dunno it was a bunch of fat guys with goatees and beards in their late 30s and 40s

No.106138

sigh why wasnt i invited

No.106139

>>106133
only have 4 blogs left id give them to you if i could going out with mom to get pizza now but im NOT buying any more im spending my money on lotto tickets as a harm reduction method

No.106140

moms going out to see a musical about a waitress stuck in an abusive relationship who unexpectedly gets pregnant and then she starts having an affair with her obgyn and feels overwhelmed by everything so she enters a pie baking contest

No.106141

gamblenorm

No.106142

dinner is 30 g protein bar and a coke zero

No.106143

for me it was tortellini

No.106144

about to tuck in to some spicy beef and ri

No.106145

hes going to buy the ghostamansion when he wins it big

No.106146

forgot it was normentines day got laughed at by some girls when the ugly one caught me looking at the hot one while i was waiting in line made eye contact with aNOTher and instantly looked away as if i wasnt an adult man but a horny 13 year old which i am mentally

No.106147

got a chicken bucket fries and coke zero

No.106148

gonno watch meimei on pomf and jo

No.106149

got looked at weird because i lined up to buy valentines choco when everyone else there was a woman

No.106150

waiting for it to go on sale

No.106151

didnt win sigh

No.106152

washed me bedclothes

No.106153

guess ill snooze brushed me tooth for the first time in a few days

No.106154

sigh he would have loved ssj4

No.106155

okay its time to stop sighing

No.106156

why

No.106157

its time to start being satisfied with our lives

No.106158

https://files.catbox.moe/62v0i4.png

No.106159

cant talk to females my age only women nice to me are 40 something hags and pre pubescent girls

No.106160

what about sis

No.106161

sigh if i had a sis things would have been different

No.106162

nah

No.106163

sis didnt respond when i texted her on her birthday or on christmas hope shes still alive

No.106164

feeling gross

No.106165

far behind on my gaming need to fire it within the next few days or ill forget where i am in fact it might already be too late

No.106166

https://files.catbox.moe/5oe4dk.jpg

No.106167

is there a new season of birdie wing

No.106168

no

No.106169

>>106166
do NOT look

No.106170

https://files.catbox.moe/d0jqzz.jpg

No.106171

>>106166
do NOT look

No.106172

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0G-wGqFlnc

No.106173

gots teh headaches

No.106174

as for me gots t3h constant need to urinate

No.106175

my oshi posted a babymetal cover video

No.106176

slightly bloody stool

No.106177

computers been running wonky ever since it tried to shut itself down might have to actually restart

No.106178

got up and washed the mugs despite feeling sick

No.106179

are you ok

No.106180

coffee detox

No.106181

sounds like you need a retox

No.106182

>>106157
nah never

No.106183

https://files.catbox.moe/f15bup.jpg

No.106184

slut

No.106185

huh what was that noise

No.106186

159.5lb finally broke 160

No.106187

got caught up in the moment and measured my height too and its an inch less than it was when i measured a few years ago which was already an inch less than when the doctor measured me like a decade ago either im flipping shrinking or this cheap tape measures no good

No.106188

big mistake ill never measure myself or think about how short i am again

No.106189

how short would that be

No.106190

https://files.catbox.moe/40ve4c.jpg

No.106191

vertically challenged

No.106192

feeling bloated which shouldnt be possible since im thinner than ive been in years havent eaten in a day and thoroughly shat my guts out this morning

No.106193

woke up did some stuff

No.106194

such as

No.106195

took a shower made my bed got a new change of clothes ate some breast chicken with rice brewed some coffee talked to mom

No.106196

die doublespace

No.106197

need to stop getting mad at people for doing stuff wrong around the house ya turn that thermostat all the way and leave all windows and doors open im not paying the bills anyway why am i getting worked up over it every single day

No.106198

thats your money being wasted

No.106199

love crankin the heat with the windows open

No.106200

woke up heya

No.106201

https://files.catbox.moe/s49e1w.jpg

No.106202

i said hey whats going on

No.106203

i havent properly gotten it up in two weeks thats whats going on

No.106204

just havent seen anything sexy or

No.106205

or

No.106206

or is there a problem

No.106207

i was choosing the or option

No.106208

better see the doc

No.106209

i dont have a doc havent seen one in years

No.106210

isnt she from the fish anime

No.106211

do you mean koi

No.106212

>>106203
maybe youre just not feelin it right now

No.106213

maybe ill try to game

No.106214

gonno game for a bit

No.106215

can we change threads already

No.106218

ive been waiting for it there simply havent been any acceptable choices bumped

No.106219

NOT using the normeye thread

No.106220

just read after not checking the thread all day see a few posts i could reply to but dont want to get called a latereply

No.106221

permission to latereply granted

No.106222

too lazy to go hunting for any but there are plenty of good ones

No.106224

are any of them mine

No.106225

i dont feel so good my chest feels painfully tight and i almost fainted when i stood up

No.106226

>>106221
i do NOT need your permission

No.106227

that was over 30 minutes ago youre pushing it

No.106228

>>106224
its possible looked through plenty of pages but couldnt decide gonno need someone to step up to the plate and find one

No.106229

tried bumping one from page 316 but it saged my post

No.106230

are you gonno let your japanese spirit be crushed so easily

No.106231

my soul is fragile

No.106234

https://files.catbox.moe/cx5pul.jpg

No.106267

not the heckin pupperinos

No.106619

chugging grapefruit juice from the carton


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