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Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 11:37:48 No. 1769

I think I'm a vampire

But I don't suck blood, extend my fangs, nor can I turn into a bat.

What does this mean? Am I like some type of half-breed?

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 11:45:02 No.1770

I think you may be a half vampire actually, you don't suck blood but you do suck.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 11:58:15 No.1771

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>>1770
Yus… thinks are starting to make sense now.

I'm like some type of fallen vampire, and I was sent here on this world to find my vampire bride, who happens to be a jap artist wife.

It explains why I've been so lazy this past two weeks. My vampire energy is low because I lusted after human non-vampire women.

How do gain my inner vampire energy back, ota?

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 11:59:20 No.1772

TEENBRO ALERT TEENBRO ALERT

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:02:36 No.1773

Sometimes I think I am a vampire but actually I am just white.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:04:03 No.1774

IS this a pic of you? pls be my gf

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:09:53 No.1775

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>>1772
It's Count Teenbro.
>>1773
You maybe a vampire. You just have to wait for some type of symbol to trigger your inner vampire roots.
>>1774
No. I am not rachel alucard. But I think she may have triggered my inner vampire. She is like muh waifu, so now I know I must search my own vampire bride irl.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:14:47 No.1776

you could only be an 'ironic' teenbro on the situational context of being out of context you low level funposter

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:17:33 No.1777

>>1775
more like Count Dickface LMFAO

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:21:30 No.1778

ugh it's just a gay dude not an actual anime babe wtf

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:23:29 No.1779

>>1775
Well I wish the symbol would hurry up and trigger these vampire roots.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 12:28:50 No.1780

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>>1776
I don't even know what you said. You're words are as mystifying as human norm interaction.
>>1777
Jelly of my Count title? You can be a count too, minus the o though.
>>1778
I am not gay. Besides being completely in love with muh future japanese artist vampire bride, I fap to human women both of the 2dimensional and 3dimensional world.
>>1779
It will come naturally, my fallen vampire friend. And we will one day return to our former vampire selves.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:03:55 No.1781

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Gross men being open about masturbation around women should be sexual assault.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:05:22 No.1782

>>1781
People talking about masturb*tion amongst anyone should be charged with sexual assault.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:05:59 No.1783

>>1781
Negros should go back to the cotton fields

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:21:33 No.1784

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>>1783
Sure thing, those cracka's need my discipline after all.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:29:00 No.1785

>>1769
how do I get gf who wears outfits like this?

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:32:11 No.1786

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>>1784
A black """man""" hard at work

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:44:26 No.1787

>>1786
So basically your typical ota neet

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:48:15 No.1788

>>1787
We write poetry and look at Japanese porn, so advanced.

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 13:58:23 No.1789

>>1787
>>1788
assdevastated libturds

Anonymous 10/09/16 (Sun) 14:05:02 No.1790

>>1789
i can also speak a little japanese. I've been in a japanese talk room and carried on a basic conversation with a middle school student :)