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No. 387 [Reply]

Holy SHIT DUDE. I think I just heard a ghostie. And I'm really shtting brick right now. i'm home alone and really scared. It was a loud sigh outside my window. not even joking.

sounded like HaAaaaaaaah


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No. 385 [Reply]

Holy SHIT DUDE. I think I just heard a ghostie. And I'm really shtting brick right now. i'm home alone and really scared. It was a loud sigh outside my window. not even joking.

sounded like HaAaaaaaaah

No.386

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get the holy items out. could be a burgalur or….something worse



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No. 388 [Reply]

I am… the shigb0ster supreme.
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No.391

*pinches ur rock hard nips*

No.392

a love supreme

No.393

>>392
What the fuck are you implying with this?

No.394

>>393
A love supreme

No.395

>>393
philistine



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No. 406 [Reply]

Those soft farts that slip out as your anus expands to reveal the cute, brown head of your fecal mass.
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No.409

Kill yourself.

No.410

Shut up and suck the cum out my dick.

No.411

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>>408
I know you love it

No.412

>>411
i took a squat poo in the shower and it felt super good

how hard is it to get a japanese toilet installed outside of japan

No.413

>>412
Was it one of those small creamy ones that crackle out rapidly? They're the easiest to waffle down the drain.



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No. 429 [Reply]

I see you disgusting subhumans haven't learned your lesson yet.
You'll regret what you did today, real soon.

No.430

What the fuck are you talking about, boy?

No.431

Sorry I didn't think my fart was that bad

No.432

OOOOOOOH OTABOIIIIIIIIII



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No. 414 [Reply]

I saw ZUN!bar at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet fellow hot anime babe lovers".

I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Homu", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with Homura anecdotes from the anime and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw ZUN!bar waiting in line with just a few organic granola bars in his hand ready to pay.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, an award-winning soldier, was impressed.

When she started scanning the bars individually, ZUN!bar stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one bar, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, ZUN!bar simply handed the cashier a hundred dollar bill and told her to keep the change.
Semper Fi.
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No.424

>>423
yeah no shit a .22 who is that going to kill

No.425

>>423
.22 cal isn't nothin. Yes, its a deadly,weapon, yes. But honestly veterans of vietnam report fetting hit by .22 rounds and when they're adrenilan is up and going they didn't feel it. They only noticed after the battles and were mostly fine when they got to infermary.

No.426

Who else le does this all day

No.427

Please stick it in me

No.428

/ota/ is unironically better than every other board right now



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No. 433 [Reply]

Ask anything to a legit space pirate.
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No.440

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>>439
>quit lying kid
das MY EPIC mem

No.441

>>438
and your budhoel is mine

No.442

I pirate the space between loli legs.

No.443

Lets stream this tonight!

No.444

>>442

Yarrr



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No. 396 [Reply]

stay lovely
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No.401

2hu's not anime….smd

No.402



OOOOOOo UR TITE BUDHOEL IS OuT OF DIS WORLD

No.403

>>401
shake my dick?

No.404

>>403
yeah like after u pee u gotta shake it or your boxers will get wet

No.405

>>404
just wipe it a little



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No. 466 [Reply]

Loli-imoutos farts probably smell really good >w<

No.467

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wtf

No.468

Loli imouto is probably a gross Slav who eats potatoes or something

No.469

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>>468
I hate taters

No.470

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>>468
i'm making hash browns, sausage, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, ham, and avocado.

you don't know what you're missing out. potatoes are great.

No.471

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No. 445 [Reply]

GOD HATES FAGS
YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
YOU WILL NEVER LOOK CUTE IN A DRESS
YOU'RE A FAT SMELLY NECKBEARD AND SWITCHING SIDES WILL NOT MAKE YOU FUCKABLE
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No.456

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BEING HOMO IS A CHOICE. YOU CANNOT BE BORN GAY, STOP TRYING TO GARNER SYMPATHY WITH BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'LL FIND NONE HERE, QUEERBOY.

GOD WILL NEVER ACCEPT A FAGGOT! STOP TRYING TO CHANGE OUR RELIGION TO SUIT YOUR TWISTED SEXUAL DEVIATIONS!

No.457

>>456
This can easily be proven wrong by the fact that I want to be gay but can't

Checkmate bigots

No.458

>>457
You want to be gay, then you're gay.

No.459

>>458
I want to be gay but I don't like men. I am a 0 on the Kinsey scale

No.460

>>459
Dude, you're a faggot.



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