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Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 05:54:22 No. 3404

hmmm, imagine if you forgot to untie her before walking off and then she stays like that for a whole week. Or maybe you're supposed to that for S&M…

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 05:55:07 No.3405

I'd save her and then she would want to marry me

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 05:56:47 No.3406

>>3405
got to admit, that sounds like a good plan to me ota.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:06:18 No.3407

I don't think I would have my mushrooms hanging out of my pockets like that. I would want to keep them in a better place with less chance of falling on the ground and becoming dirty. I'm going to eat them you know so why wouldn't I try to keep them as germ-free as possible.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:12:03 No.3408

>>3407
nah man, u just took it out of your pocket so you could show her it

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:18:04 No.3409

>>3408
You don't know me "MAN" so don't think that I would ever even consider showing another human being my mushrooms. Just the thought of it disgusts me.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:19:48 No.3410

>>3409
*whips out mushroom*

Just get on your knees already..

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:23:58 No.3411

>>3409
some day you'll find a special someone you can show your mushrooms to.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:24:23 No.3412

>>3410
Wow dude, you have no shame at all do you? You're mother should have told you not to play with food.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:28:39 No.3413

>>3411
Ha, do not make me laugh brother. I have already tried that and the witch broke my artichoke heart and busted my baby tomatoes.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:33:38 No.3414

>>3413
You can't judge them all based on 1 ota, give someone else a chance!

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:33:48 No.3415

Woah, that's gay dude

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:38:54 No.3416

>>3415
pretty sexy too

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:39:36 No.3417

>>3414
It doesn't matter anymore, my love belongs to cucumbers.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:44:43 No.3418

>>3417
Dont torture urself like this ota. Theres someone out there who craves ur mushroom, and she wants make you feel good.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:51:28 No.3419

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>>3418
You're not familiar with the incredible feelings cucumbers can give you, are you?

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:56:48 No.3420

>>3419
They taste pretty good yeah

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 06:57:38 No.3421

>>3419
ota, you can say that you love ur cucumber all you want. And it probs does feel good. But when ur alone in your bed at night, surely you're thinking about showing her your mushrooms, and how much she wants to see your mushrooms, right? Her seeing ur mushrooms is something a cucumber could never emulate.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 07:01:26 No.3422

>>3421
There is no "her." There is no "she." Some people were just meant to love cucumbers, okay?

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 07:17:06 No.3423

>>3422
but ota, SHE IS IN LOVE YOU, YOU CANT IGNORE HER!

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 13:39:27 No.3424

If I saw a gurl like that IRL I would just frig her with the dildo because my ***ck is so small she wouldnt even notice it.

f33l…

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 09/02/14 (Tue) 13:57:41 No.3425

Does she get fuc*ed by random passer bys?

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 14:36:38 No.3426

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Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 14:38:27 No.3427

>>3426
Her pu$$$y looks mega dry..

ヘンリエッタ☆!b.iTP1Qti. 09/02/14 (Tue) 15:03:58 No.3428

>>3426
I just got my job back after my boss saw this whilst browsing in a public library.

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 15:40:36 No.3429

I want to impregnate a girl so f*cking bad… but I don't want any kids. The thought of putting my child inside of a woman and her body being subjugated like that really gets me going..

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 15:54:21 No.3430

>>3429
i'm available… *pulls panties down*

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 15:58:48 No.3431

>>3430

*pushes >>3429 out of the way and sticks it in*

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 16:02:58 No.3432

*literally watches two whomos.*

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 16:07:19 No.3433

wow.. Popped a boner reading this one. ;-)

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 17:01:10 No.3434

>>3433
I can help you with that ;-)

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 17:06:27 No.3435

Lots of same IPs in this thread's log.

–Moderator

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 17:12:56 No.3436

Weird. No moderator posts in this thread

-otamin

Anonymous 09/02/14 (Tue) 20:23:48 No.3437

Spooky.

Anonymous 09/04/14 (Thu) 23:52:09 No.3440

the battery in the vibrating mushroom would die after a few hours and it'd just feel uncomfortable rather than erotic.

she'd probably be dead from dehydration after a few days.