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No. 3

First lewd picture.

No.4

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Second lewd picture.

No.5

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boys having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

No.6

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No.15

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No.32

This thread is gay as HELL.

No.33

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>>32
It sure is.

No.34

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No.35

gaay

No.36

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That butt.

No.37

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No.38

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No.44

Bestest thread. I'm not gay.

No.46

>>44
Your're gay.

No.47

>>46
no imnot?

No.48

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>>44
Me too. I'm 100% straight, I just think shota peens are cute.

No.49

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No.50

>>48
the most marvelous thing in the universe
even though im ~101.4% straight

No.72

>>50
it loops around so your 1.4% straight !

No.105

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This one is for ZUN!bar.

No.106

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>>72
oh no
>>105
This one if for you~

No.107

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>>106
Wow thanks, that's a good Aphrodi.

No.108

Licking my dildo is a lot of fun.

No.115

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>>108
You have a dildo? How does it look? Does it feel good? Why is it fun to lick it, does it have a taste?

No.117

>>115
I already posted pictures of it. I really like using it. I don't know why it's fun but going over the curves of it in my mouth is. It doesn't have a taste but it smells like vanilla to me for some mystery reason even though I don't clean it with anything like vanilla and it smelt like that when I first opened it too.

No.118

>>117
I haven't seen any pictures of it… Do you mind posting?

No.119

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No.132

>>108
Do you use it a lot? Can you.. erm,.. cum hands free?

No.137

>>118
They would be 3D. They should be in the 4/jp/ archive.

>>132
The last time I used it I didn't stimulate my cock. I still have to use my hands since it doesn't have a suction cup.

No.138

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>>137
Oh gosh

No.139

I came into my mouth yesterday. It didn't taste bad this time. I want to do it more often. Was only my second attempt.

No.140

>>137
You're right but what key-words should I be looking for? Could you tell me the file name?

No.141

>>140
10891308

No.142

>>141
Ew, gross!

No.143

Don't be mean.

No.144

>>141
Is it the "Made in USA" one? It looks awesome!

No.148

>>143
I was expecting a cute dildo or something like >>145 but yours is just ugly and gross…

No.158

I don't know how one could be cute. It's very nice though.

No.159

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You all are such fags

No.160

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>>159
I have to agree, what's going on with /2d/ lately, so gay…

No.161

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>>160
it's not gay if its a girl
jeez…

No.162

Which are better? Small cute cocks or big delicious dicks?

No.163

>>162
It depends. I like the former better most of the time, though.

No.164

>>162
Cute ones so that you can put the whole thing in your mouth!

No.165

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>>162
Small cute dicks are perfect to suck on. They fit in your hand and in your mouth better so it's easier to please your partner. The skin has a softer look that begs to be touched and the tip has a pastel rosy tone that begs to be sucked. Depending on what you consider "small", they can also be surprisingly good at filling you up. A small cute dick can be rougher on you than a big delicious dick without hurting you too much, and the rhythm can be a lot faster but let's face it, you want to suck on it a lot more. Your mind even tricks you into giving it a nicer taste, slightly like strawberries, just from how soft and cute it looks. There's no lewder, delicious treat than a small cute dick to suck on.

Big delicious dicks are meant to overpower you. You can't put them completely in your mouth without practice but once you can you're proving your dedication to your owner. They can go deeper inside you than small cute dicks but that doesn't have a big effect on pleasing you. After all, it's mostly about performance. And the performance I expect from a big delicious dick is the kind that goes so deep, so suddenly inside me I lose my breath and then thrusts and thrusts and thrusts not giving me any moment to pull myself together, pushing my face down against the pillow to muffle my moaning and groping my butt unceremoniously, using me as nothing but a sleeve, with a fierceness that cleverly hides how gentle and controlled his movements actually are so as to not hurt me. They can also be perfect for riding.

I could go on but it becomes contextual after a certain point. A small cute dick doesn't always belong to a cute boy and a big delicious dick doesn't always belong to a big buff guy.

No.167

>>162
I prefer average ones.

Small dicks are cute but they make me want to make fun of them, while big dicks are just scary.

No.168

>>165
Reading that was exciting.

No.169

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>>168
Thank you I guess.

No.173

>>165
Woah, Woah!

No.174

/ota/ is so lewd wanting big cocks inside them

No.180

>>174
I didn't say anything like that!

No.181

>>180
I did. Give me dick.

No.183

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>>181
…I'll give you mine if you give me yours…

No.184

I'm going to push /ota/ down on the bed and kiss his chest all over!

No.185

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>>184
Oh my! (◕‿◕✿)

No.187

>>184
Yeah? Well I'm going to push /ota/ against the wall and tease his boypussy!!

No.189

You have to marry /ota/ first if you are going to do such lewd things.

No.190

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>>184
>>187
Do you guys mind if I self-insert as /ota/ in those posts?

No.192

>>190

>>187Not at all

No.193

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>>192
Thank you. I'll spend the rest of my day hugging my pillow and thinking about other /ota/friends!

No.194

>>193
I like doing that too. I like imagining him holding me, sometimes I can get myself to feel a tingling in my arm and get it to move up and down. Hugs feel nice.

No.196

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Now then, let's get back to talking about penises!

No.197

Has anyone kept up with self insertion? I stopped trying to stretch the first time after 4 days. I am thinking about trying again and doing a more steady approach.

No.198

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>>197
I don't stretch. I'm keeping myself untouched for my beloved.

No.202

>>198
I didn't mean stretching of butt, more training flexibility of penis.

No.204

>>202
For the goal of inserting it into yourself, right?

No.205

>>204
Yes but there are other fun things. Reaching down your back and touching your penis is a very strange mental experience. Or reaching down your front and not feeling anything there.

No.206

>>190
I don't mind if you think about me stroking your inner thighs at all!

No.207

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>>205
I can already do that when I'm limp and with a stiffy but I can't do that when I'm all the way in the mood because mine is one of those that goes naturally up (with a sleght inclination to the left). I admit it feels a little nice when I push it down a little to stroke myself but I don't want it to stop going up the way it does because I like it.

No.208

>>206
I don't mind at all…

I'm off to sleep, oyasumi /2d/!

No.209

>>207
My training didnt cause any changes in normal function. I even turned in opposite direction of how I lean but I still lean that way.
You can still get mostly erect, the part that is turned just doesn't fill up.
No you can't really do it if you are fully erect.

No.210

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What happened in this thread

No.211

>>210
Extremely cute penis…

No.213

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It's not incest as long as the balls aren't touching, right?

No.218

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I can't stop thinking about cocks!

No.219

>>218
The only way to stop craving for it is having some.

No.221

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>>219
Are you volunteering?

No.222

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>>209
I don't want to risk anything like that with one of the most delicate parts of my body…

No.226

>>221
If you're ok with being conditioned to enjoy being fucked so much you can't go a day without it, then yeah, I am.

No.227

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>>226
That's super lewd! But I would consent to it…

No.228

No sex before marriage!

No.237

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>>227
You are longing for a juicy cock so much that you'd accept any terms, wouldn't you…

No.238

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Armin!

No.239

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No.240

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No.241

How does one maintain a cute non-blemished butt?

No.242

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>>241
What do you mean? Unblemished how? Please describe the butt you want to achieve or maintain.

No.243

>>241
Don't sit on it all day.

No.244

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>>237
I am! I want to feel a cock rubbing against my body!

No.245

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>>243
What are you talking about? I sit all day and my butt looks great!

No.251

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IT HAS BEEN TRANSLATED! PENIS LOVERS, REJOICE!

No.252

I mean how to get a non discolored butt. Mines is kinda red around the you know.

No.253

>>252
Non discolored? You mean, colored? Why the double-negative? You're making me confused, I'm sorry.

No.254

>>253
Nevermind. I read the dictionary. So it's red as in, irritated skin? Because the way to deal with that is washing your butt properly (seriously, put some shower cream on your butt crack, just don't get in a lewd mood and use it as lube to get your fingers inside you), drinking water and going to the bathroom more often so as to not hurt your skin. Make sure your toilet paper isn't abrasive either.

…I hope I got what you were trying to say.

No.256

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Tsurugi's butt…

No.260

>>254
I'd just like to add that using soap or shampoo as lube burns like hell, don't do it.

No.261

>>260
You should buy real lube then.

No.263

>>261
lewd…

No.265

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No.266

>>265
That penis is going through his leg.

No.267

>>139

I have been eating my cum since the day I started. Good, thick taste, especially when you've left it a while, it also doesn't waste resources, cum ain't free you know. Its also a good way to gauge health, mine has started becoming a bit more acidic. I think its the bad effects of smoking kicking in.

No.268

>>197

I've never tried. I have an incredibly tight anus, I can't even get my finger inside of me. I'm also terrified of rectal prolapse.

No.269

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>>251

Yukari's obscene dick.

No.270

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>>267
Mine tastes really good. It also speeds up considerably how long it takes for me to get in the mood again. I guess tasting it turns me on.

No.271

Thanks /2d/, now I want to taste some mouthwatering cum

No.272

I licked up mine today actually. Not as good as last time.

Please don't smoke!

No.277

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I like to eat asparagus, but it makes my sperm taste bad. Also smoking and fatty food makes the taste worse. But if you drink lots of water and eat sweet fruits it makes the taste better.

No.278

>>277
After how long eating that does it get tastier? I'm planing on going on a pineapple/water diet so I can eat cereal with milk♥

No.279

I was going to buy those different supplements that make you produce more sperm, it was only $50 for a giant supply of all of them because of sale. I ordered it but cancelled the next day because I was scared of trying it.

No.280

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This thread got way too gay. I liked it better when it was about shotas.

No.281

>>279
Uh, you could try it for three days and stop if you have any bad side effects

No.282

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>>278
Pineapple is good! They say pineapple juice is the most effective one. I don't think binge eating and then ejaculating works, you need to have proper diet overall. But it should affect it the same way as your food affect e.g. your poop, so it takes about 12 hours for the food/drink to digest and mix in your semen.

Good taste:
Water
Cinnamon
Melon
Pineapple
Strawberries
Citrus fruits
Parsley
Celery

Bad taste:
Fast food
Smoking
Dairy products
Asparagus(it affects the smell of pee and semen)

No.283

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>>282

Wow, an actual reason to give up smoking.

No.284

>>283
Who smokes anyways, it's not even kawaii

No.285

>>283
She doesn't have a penis at all!!

No.286

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>>280
Why does it have to be shota? They can be boy-girls without having to be necessarily shota!

>>282
I eat lots of sweets and dairy products and my milk tastes great. I'm >>270

No.354

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Mayo

No.358

2 days without cute cock pictures…

No.360

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>>358
Armin's cute cock

No.361

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>>354
Of course it's just mayo.

Sexual thoughts about pure innocent Gon and Killua are horrible.

No.363

>>361
Uhh I don't like those brats

No.364

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>>363
But they're such adorable friends, look at them.

No.398

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Armin was cute today
I love his screams

No.401

>>398
What's with that getup? I've seen a lot of people portraying Armin with the exact same bunny suit. Am I missing a reference?

No.402

>>398
Bindings suggest nonconsensual and nonconsensual isnt cute.

No.403

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>>401
The official website sometimes has 4-komas, he wears it in one of them.

No.413

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Is it true when people say boys can feel good from having a p***s in their butt? I'm a boy but I never tried it.

No.414

>>413
Well, they say people learn best from personal experience.

No.415

>>413
I can confirm!

No.420

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>>413
Your "G-spot" is in there

No.422

How can I control my urges? I don't want to sullen my boyfriend and I's purity for marriage but sometimes I just really want him inside.

No.425

>>422
Try praying, I'm sure that our Lord Jesus Christ is going to help you out

No.426

>>422
You should take all of him inside of you.

No.431

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>>414
I have no experience so I wouldn't know.

No.442

Do those vibration bullets feel good?

No.445

Today's tasted pretty good.

No.446

gay
as
HELL

No.447

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What's with all those replies?
Don't you like girls?

No.448

>>447
All of these guys look like girls, so that can't be it.

No.449

>>448
But they have no girl parts!

No.452

>>449
Ilya has no boobs either!

No.453

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No.454

>>442
pls respond.

No.456

>>454
yes but you need like three or four

No.464

>>456
What? Why and how would you use so many of them?

No.466

>>464
Anoonn….

No.468

>>466
Really now, 4 bullet vibrators is a lot…

No.470

>>468
4 inches isn't a lot.

No.471

I like pictures of kissing cute penises.

No.472

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>>470
Are you making fun of me?!

>>471
Like this?

No.473

>>472
She's just looking at it not kissing it. Also she isn't a cute boy.

No.474

Boku no pico is so good

No.475

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no epic memes involved please

No.476

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>>473
Like this, then?

No.477

>>475
I wish Boku no Pico didn't have such weird body proportions.

Why can't there be a good shota h anime?

No.478

>>475
I want to kiss /ota/ on the nose and forehead.

No.480

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>>478
I want to kiss you on the nose and forehead.

No.483

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Would you an /ota/

I would

No.503

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>>483
I'm a narcissist kinda so yeah I think I would an /ota/.

No.505

nice sexy boys with small cute penis in this thread 10/10 very hot

No.506

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>>505
Thank you, I try my best every day to bring quality content to this thread.

No.538

Help, I've been cumming into my mouth a lot so I haven't used my onahole in a month. Trying to do both would just cause a lot of lube to get on my face, has anyone figured out a way to enjoy both?

No.561

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>>538
Just make sure your lube is non-toxic and only take position whenever you're ready to fire.

No.570

It happened! I really did it! My tongue touched my penis! I don't know how it happened it just looked really close suddenly so I reached for it and I did it. I was so excited that I came immediately. It only tasted like my lube but now that I know I can do it I want to find out!

No.574

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>>570
I could put the whole head of my D in my mouth when I was 13. Now I can barely touch it with my tongue; I got too tall.

No.580

>>574

My penis was too small to suck at that age, and now I am to tall. Well, I can do it but I can't enjoy it, it hurts my ribs too much.

No.581

I didn't know to try it when I was that young so I don't know how I would have been at it.

No.582

>>580
>>581
YYou are making me feel like I was a lewd shota! I wasn't!! I was just a boy it's just natural that I was interested in cocks!

No.585

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Kurapika loves milk

No.588

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I never tried any of that stuff when I was young and I can't reach today even if I try. I wonder what it tastes like…

>>574
Are you tracking my filenames?

No.591

I did it this time without lube. Cock tastes really fine. I only can reach my opening with the tip of my tongue but that part tastes very smooth. I reached a tiny part of my skin that part tastes like regular skin except less intense. Cum is so warm when it enters without traveling through barely any air, so much better.

No.594

I'm 24 and maybe 6" and can still suck my own dick. I can fit the head in my mouth and get my tongue pretty far down it, but I don't feel particularly flexible. I can touch the floor while standing up but not put my palms flat or anything.

No.595

I can't reach my lips yet.

No.596

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>>594
I'm 4.6" and I can't even touch the floor while standing up. I'll never be able to do it.

No.597

>>596
Oh my, you shouldn't be so insecure as to measure to tenths! I bet it's cute.

No.599

>>596
Woah you can levitate??

No.600

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>>597
>cute

Maybe, but it will never satisfy anyone…

No.601

" is inches
' is feet
6' 10" is a valid measurement

No.602

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>>600
Oh, you're still looking for sexual partners? Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

No.604

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>>602
I'm just saying. Who knows, it might never happen and I'm not actively searching but the knowledge that it never could satisfy is enough.

Also pictures like these look a little painful but we already had that discussion see >>207. What do you mean with more than one way to skin a cat?

No.605

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>>601
We're discussing penises. Do you want to join?

No.606

>>604
I just mean that in a sexual encounter you have more tools at your disposal than your dick. If the clothes have come off you've already won, as long as they feel good when you're done you'll probably leave a good impression. But what do I know!

No.609

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>>606
Tell me more! Are we talking about a boy or a girl? Am I on the offensive or am I receiving? Where are we?

No.610

>>606
"Encounters" suggest sex without marriage.
That shall not happen here!

No.612

>>609
We're not talking about anything specific! Think of it as a creative exercise to imagine what you might be able to do, sex is boring if you never get creative.

No.613

>>610
I'm sorry, I used the term loosely.

No.614

>All threads must be opened with 2D pictures.

This board is supposed to be 2D ONLY, by the way.

No.615


No.635

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I want to lick a penis!

No.636

>>635
Don't we all!

No.646

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>>635
Some lucky /2d/os in this thread already managed to lick one.

No.683

I think the persons noun for /2d/ should be /2d/us which sounds like toodehoos which can sound like tootyhoo a which can be derived from Touhou misprunciation.

No.684

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>>683
I think it should be /2d/os or /2d/us because I want to DO a /2d/u.

No.685

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>>684
>>683
How about /2d/ors?

This thoroughly Welsh surname has Greek origins since missionaries brought the baptismal name "Theodoros", which translates as God's gift"

No.687

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>>685
That name is way too manly…

No.714

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No.715

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gaylo/2d/ ne/2d/s

No.760

I want it

No.762

>>760
Want what?

No.784

Do /2d/us have a cute boyfriend?

No.785

>>784
I want one.

No.786

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>>784
I… I thought /2d/us were each others' boyfriends…

No.812

>>786
Boyfriend this *whips out d*

No.813

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>>812
Kyaa– Not so rough!

No.814

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Will you be my housewife, /2d/?

No.816

>>814
Yes!!!

No.829

Tonight I was able to kiss it! Still too far to get suction because I have to push out my lips. But I'm getting closer!

No.830

>>829
Do your best for your /2d/ dream!

No.833

>>829
Remember to stretch every day as soon as you wake up! Oh as static stretching is bad for you!

No.849

I looked at my D in the mirror yesterday and it's actually way prettier than I thought it was when looking from another person's point of view! I had no idea!

No.867

>>830
But that isn't my dream.

No.869

>>867
What's your /2d/ream then?

No.870

>>869
To be with my boyfriend forever and for him to always be happy!

No.871

>>870
Aww anon that's really cute!

No.872

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>>870
What a simpleton dream…

No.875

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My dream is to **** an /ota/ until he **** then **** my **** and **** his ***

No.876

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>>875
Such risqué dream!

No.889

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I have started playing with my nipples, and I get hard instantly. Its very different from anything I've experienced. I thought boys don't get pleasure from their nipples?

No.890

>>889
Is this a common sight on city sidewalks?

No.891

>>890

Occasionally. Its a quite a sight.

No.893

>>889
Nipples are sensitive regardless of gender. Also your mind plays a role in it too since you've probably seen tons of erotic material where nipple teasing is portrayed as feeling amazing. I'm in the same situation.

No.895

My nipples don't get very hard.

No.896

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>>895
Don't just rub them. Massage them, applying some pressure. Keep your fingertips pressing against your nipples and make circular motions. Don't be too rough. Do it softly, as if massaging an area that just got bruised in order for blood to flow there. That's pretty much what this is, actually: a massage to make blood flow better towards your nipples.

I hope you got it because I don't think I could handle explaining it again.

No.907

Does anyone have that cute chart of different fapping techniques

No.908

>>907
Oh I remember it from sad panda the artist is nemunemu if I recall correctly

No.909

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Found it.

Posting

No.910

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No.911

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No.912

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No.913

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No.914

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No.915

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No.916

>>915
This one is very educative. I didn't know this was possible!

As for the rest of the methods, they seem like nothing more than teasing as little of the penis as possible, which I already do.

No.928

>>916
I tried this but I got scared immediately after doing it. I could really feel the prostate in that place and there was really nothing coming out, but since I got scared I stopped mid-way, because it got in my head that this might cause trouble to my prostate and it can't be exactly healthy to release without letting it come out. Like, a whole load drying out inside your prostate, the body creating anti-bodies against your semen… The thought terrified me.

No.929

Sometimes when I have lewd dreams I can stop myself in time so that nothings gets dirty

No.930

I want to give /2d/ lewd dreams!

No.931

Tonight I was able to cup my lips around it and cum even more closely inside. My back rebounds quicker now. I think I need to stretch my legs apart more because my knees are starting to get in the way of going lower.

No.936

>>928

Its dangerous anyway. It does something to you if you do it too much, but I forgot what it was. I can't do it anyway, I can feel tubes or something and it makes me queasy. What I like to do is make my finger and the head of my penis wet and rub the part just below the urethra slowly. It makes my penis spasm like crazy.

No.937

>>936
/2d/u's spasming cock ヽ(≧∇≦)ノ

No.938

>>936
>What I like to do is make my finger and the head of my penis wet and rub the part just below the urethra slowly. It makes my penis spasm like crazy.

You mean teasing just the frenulum (the bit of skin right below the head of the penis if you were lucky enough to not be circumcised)? I got used to doing it by teasing only that part with a finger instead of holding my penis with my whole hand. Climaxes are super strong because it's harder to release everything due to the low stimulation, it's exhausting even, but I feel more satisfied this way.

No.940

>>938

Yeah, that part. No, I wasn't circumcised. I like it because its a very different feeling I never knew existed, although its a bit intense, I'm a little scared to carry on until orgasm. I usually stop when I feel it coming up.

No.941

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>>940
Don't be scared of going all the way. Everything comes out just fine.

No.946

>>938
I hate my parents for mutilating me.

No.955

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>>946
All penises deserve to be loved!

No.956

>>946

You can kind of replicate the feeling by circling your glans with a finger.

No.978

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I'm tempted to buy an Aneros…

No.980

A butt plug inevitably leads to the desire for a full dildo.

No.981

>>980
Wait. What's the difference?

No.982

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>>981
My little Anonymous can't be this dumb!

No.983

>>982
Aren't they both just stuff you put up your butt?

No.984

>>983
I mean. Aren't dildos designed to please vaginas and butt plugs designed to please butts? That's the assumption I always had about it.

No.985

>>984
Buttplugs are used to provide a feeling of fullness or warm you up for toys or a real penis. Dildos are used to actually fuck yourself.

No.986

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>>985
Thank you for teaching me something new today.

No.987

>>986
I can teach you even more if you like.

No.988

>>987
Like what?

No.989

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Why is /2d/ so gay

No.990

>>989
I'll fix it soon I swear…

No.991

>>988
How to use them.

No.992

>>990
Gays are born, not bent!

No.993

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>>991
Okay I think you should do that I guess it might come in handy some day.

No.994

A buttplug is designed to be inserted and then left inside. They are very short.
A dildo is ment to be continually inserted and removed and slide inside and are bigger.

No.995

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>>992
I'm not gay I'm just queerious…

No.996

>>993
I have to come over to show you though.

No.997

>>996
I think that's okay as long as you don't mind.

No.998

>pempE when I'll never make love with a /2d/u in missionary position while holding hands and making eye contact and kissing occasionally
;_;

No.999

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>>998
So you're not gonna write an erotic story?

No.1002

>>999
EHh? But I can't write!

No.1003

>>1002
I thought you were gonna write something erotic because you said you wanted to teach me stuff.

No.1004

There isn't much to teach about plugs because they are such simply designed.
Just general butt cleaning and then some light loosening.

No.1035

Here is my erotic story:

I lean in over /2d/, watching his chest rise and fall as I run my hand up his quivering thigh before moving in to lay a soft, warm kiss on his cheek and another on his lower lip, gently nibbling on it as my hand finds its destination.


I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you.

No.1036

>>1035
Nice.

No.1037

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>>1035
Is there a sequel? What happens next?

No.1038

>>1037
In the sequel it's your turn to be gently violated by a /2d/u

No.1039

I had a dream about sucking mine completely.

No.1042

>>1037
The sequel is extremely lewd.

No.1043

>>1042
>>1038
Please go on.

No.1052

Last night's was great I was able to hold suction.

No.1053

>>1052
Go baby go!

No.1153

Woah! Using suction on the skin was nice. You can feel it sliding into your mouth.

No.1158

fags are gross :(

No.1189

素晴ら尻

No.1209

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I just posted in the wrong thread. I've never been more embarrassed in my life.

No.1211

>>1209
Are you from the top fetishes thread?

No.1217

>>1211
No, I meant to post >>1208 in here.

No.1218

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What's /ota/s opinion on this boy?

No.1219

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No.1222

>>1218
No, thank you.

No.1223

>>1218
>>1219
Too young for my liking I am sorry.

>>1217
My reply to it still stands!

No.1224

>>1218
hes cute would frig if consensual

No.1226

>>1224
You're cute too, I would let you frig Kenny.

No.1231

>>1226

thank you

No.1289

I had already came today but when I sucked it tonight a came a whole lot more than usual. Great having your mouth full of delicious warmth.

No.1293

A hilarious adventure story
http://pastebin.com/FNfNBZ9V

>>1289
You're my favorite anon

No.1296

>>1293
Thank you!

No.1303

>>1293
Dude that had a really sad end, I thought it was gonna be a happy end and he'd enjoy it for all eternity…

No.1304

>>1303
Hey spoilers!

No.1305

>>1304
Sorry…

No.1311

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/ota/ has turned me into a total slut…

How do I stop it?

No.1312

>>165

For me, big dicks on traps have kind of become like big breasts on girls. I associate with a slow, clumsy character who's dick flops about leaking pre-cum everywhere whilst she apologises. Then it knocks a glass off the table and she has to clean it up.

No.1313

>>1311
There are no brakes on this train

No.1314

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>>1313

This isn't healthy.

No.1315

>>1311
Once you drink 1 liter of cum you are cured of being a slut forever.

No.1316

>>1315

I've been drinking my own cum since the day I started, so I've probably drank at least 200 litres of the stuff. But it was all mine, I never drank anyone else's.

No.1317

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>>1315
All in one day or over the course of my life?

…Do I turn straight right away or can I choose whether or not I want to become straight?

No.1318

>>1317
I mean, do I stop being slutty right away or do I have the power of choice?

No.1320

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I want to feed /ota/ a liter of cum

No.1321

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I want /ota/ to feed me a liter of cum

No.1324

Where can I find a pretending rp chat

No.1325

>>1324

I know some *chans have roleplay threads using pochi.

I'm not pretending.

No.1326

>>1325
What chans?

No.1327

>>1325
I had to google what pochi was and now I am very upset.

No.1328

>>1324
IRC.

No.1329

This thread went from gay to gay

No.1333

>>1329
You mean with your post, right? LOL

No.1372

Other people could tell stories too.

No.1377

This thread is on auto sage should we make another one

No.1380

>>1377
If it's on auto-sage why don't I see any people saging? Do you mean it reached the bump limit?

No.1381

>>1380
yes that's what I meant, sorry.

No.2675

Gay thread

No.3050

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No.3075

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I want a hot, throbbing girldick in my butt.

No.3602

holy fuck

No.3958

Oh dear.

No.4416

test
test

No.4526

>>4416
I saw that.

No.4828

test

No.4950

wtf

No.4951

IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU ARE A FAGGOT

No.5562

me

No.5715

gay old thread

No.5717


No.5872

cummers

No.6465

Last gay lewd pictures…



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