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Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 17:25:15 No. 518153

>When someone calls you ma'am from behind after your hair has gotten long again

Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 17:28:26 No.518154

>>518153
wonder what henri would think of this

Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 18:12:55 No.518156

that just means you don't lift

Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 18:21:26 No.518157

haven't gotten a haircut since january. kept getting cancelled by covid so i gave up on trying to schedule one

Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 18:27:44 No.518159

sigh wish I could run my fingers through OP's long girlie hair

Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 19:08:39 No.518160

>>518159
pervert

Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 23:32:17 No.518171

One time a couple of boids were staring at me when I was waiting for the bus. They were on the other side of the road and stared at me the whole time as they walked by. Then later they came back on my side of the road and one of them turned around as he passed by and checked me out.

It made me really uncomfortable and they were so gross…

Anonymous 12/21/20 (Mon) 23:47:44 No.518172

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>>518171
avoid the boid

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 01:18:09 No.518176

>>518171
Whatever you think the reason was, it wasn't.

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 01:18:40 No.518177

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My shoulders are too wide for that to happen.

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 02:00:35 No.518178

>>518176
whoa, are you the real Carl Jung?

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 02:09:24 No.518179

garl

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 02:17:58 No.518180

garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl garl

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 04:05:12 No.518190

ywnbaw

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 04:40:09 No.518191

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>>518190
you will never be a wario

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 22:15:55 No.518248

I legit had that happen when I was a teenager, ~15 years later I'm bald so so that isn't going to happen again.

Anonymous 12/22/20 (Tue) 22:36:08 No.518259

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>>518153
>someone calls you ma'am

DYEL?

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 04:58:45 No.518315

When I had long hair some drunk guy called me cabeludo from behind
Just don't look like a bitch with narrow back and sissy shoulders

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 04:59:38 No.518316

>>518315
what does that mean

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:00:38 No.518317

>>518316
It means "long haired dude"

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:01:57 No.518318

>>518317
why would someone say that instead of hey or something like that

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:05:51 No.518319

>>518318
How would you get the attention of a white guy among a bunch of african americans?

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:06:17 No.518320

>>518319
tap him on the shoulder

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:09:00 No.518321

>>518320
No you would say "hey white guy"

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:09:54 No.518322

>>518321
no i would tap the person

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:10:21 No.518323

>>518322
wrong

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:12:34 No.518325

>>518323
how is that wrong if you're behind the person just tap them on the shoulder and if you're in front of them say hi

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 05:14:19 No.518327

>>518325
If I were behind you I'd just grab your gay ass and take you home to be ravaged

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 09:34:56 No.518348

"Hey you. Hairdo."

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 12:30:37 No.518349

boids…

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 16:22:09 No.518352

If poids is pronounced /pwɑ/ does that mean boids is pronounced /bwɑ/?

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 17:04:05 No.518353

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what a nice thread from OP

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 18:37:43 No.518357

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>When someone calls you ma'am from behind after your hair has gotten long again

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 20:50:17 No.518368

>>518357
I want to kidnap Kaiji and dress him up in a cute maid outfit.

Anonymous 12/23/20 (Wed) 21:06:30 No.518369

god damn it almost 1 year of being a wageslave socializing with people thought i was making progress being normal but things just revert back to their equilibrium state