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>what does your wife do?
>uh…she's an artist
>wow I love art let me see some of her creations!
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Wish I was her assistant so she could save me from celdom
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A chinese woman wanted to have an affair with me recently. She couldn't have been older than 26.
I imagine she married for money as she was alone on vacation.
Avoid women of death. They know not what they do. Though a man's heart may be in it for love it is ill gotten with misplaced affections.
Such is also the way of an adulterous woman, who eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith: I have done no evil.  By three things the earth is disturbed, and the fourth it cannot bear:  By a slave when he reigneth: by a fool when he is filled with meat:  By an odious woman when she is married: and by a bondwoman when she is heir to her mistress.
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We live in a society