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No. 423117

I never make these “incel” posts. I hate them. I hate teenmin for not deleting them. But last weekend something happened and I felt the need to make them. First of all, I’m going to talk a little bit about myself.

I’m not ugly at all. My face is well above average. I have a long, silky dark brown hair that reaches half of my back. I have a strong jaw line, nice teeth and smoldering brown eyes with a thick eyebrow.

My body is indeed the best part of me though. I’m above 180 cm, or 6’ height. I’ve been working out since high school. At 27, it means 12 years of it. I weight 80 kg or 180 lbs with less than 10% of body fat. It’s pure muscle. The worst part of my body is my dicklet, but hey I’m an incel, so what’s the difference?

I work for the government (zero chance of being unemployed and zero to no work to do for literally weeks) and earn like 60k a year, what is even more where I live. However, my family is already rich, so it matters even less. I graduated from one of the most respected colleges on the country.

I have many norm friends with tons of norm girls.
And yet I can’t get laid. Why? Because I don’t have attitude. Last week in a friends house a drunken girl literally asked me to fuck with her, but I freezed and couldn’t do a shit. She then fucked with my ugly, lanket friend.

No, having everything won’t make you get laid if you are not man enough. I know I am not.

No.423118

stolen from gn

No.423119

Cool story bro

No.423120

>>423118
Go back there.

No.423123

kill yourself norm

No.423124

>>423120
stop stealing content f*ckface

No.423129

why would you "freeze" and why would she have sex with somebody else nearby then? why would you feel unhappy you didn't catch stds from her? i doubt this scenario involves a condom so you're going to catch her herps and other std for what? if it's just cheap casual sex then why not get a hooker? if she's suppose to be somebody you like then why is she fucking others so easily and even switching to another guy after talking with you? final analysis this story is really stupid. the person who wrote it isn't very smart and should work on that

No.423131

>>423129
>why would you "freeze"
Because I'm a pussy that doesn't know how to handle women.

>why would she have sex with somebody else nearby then?

Because my rejection made her feel undesired.

>why would you feel unhappy you didn't catch stds from her? i d

I would be wearing a condom. I always have one in my wallet, since 2009.

No.423132

>>423129
> if it's just cheap casual sex then why not get a hooker?
I've made that a couple of times, it just lowers my self esteem even more.

No.423136

>>423132
self-esteem about what? prostitutes are the oldest job mankind has. you're going to pay her money for sex. whether it's dates, food, housing, diamond rings, or the wedding. your money is going to be transferred to her for sex. it's just a prostitute can't divorce you and get your house after you're finished fucking and decide to part

No.423140

>>423136
basted incel

No.423147

I'm too much of a chad I act however I feel around girls and the pure ones end up disliking me

No.423148

del

No.423152

NORMS THE FUCKING NROMS

No.423162

>>423140
incel are the idiots and creeps who don't get that cause their brain thinks disney movies are reality. what i said is called what every man knows and has known forever.

No.423206

I wish I was good looking. I am a short, ugly, balding, weak manlet.

God, I want to die.

No.433709

….

No.433713

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I don't have to worry about missed chances because I have an ugly face I have the privilege of blaming the universe instead of myself

No.433715

>Last week in a friends house a drunken girl literally asked me to fuck with her, but I freezed and couldn’t do a shit
Look at this fucking norm

No.433722

>>433715
Get a load of this loser.

No.449678

Why is my nose so big? It only looks good from a certain angle. Apart from that I think I could get some p*ssy if I tried hard enough but this nose…
Also my wrists are super thin but I have decent biceps. It looks odd. And I can't smile.

No.449679

>>423206
>weak
you can do something about that, unlike the others

No.449681

>>449678
did you seriously bump this shit heap

No.449683

>>449678
Lucky for you noses are one of the easiest things for cosmetic surgery to handle. Don't fall for the thin wrist meme, they can be a good thing sometimes in making your arms appear larger.

Save up $5000 and get a nose job and go slay.

No.449684

why isn't this deleted?



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